#🎪bruh-fart
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You woke up one day and a new jar appeared
@coarse bear мясной квас 
and cheaper
Кротовуха 
I like Faygo cola
What mean
Xalrider eats cat food for dinner 📝
The funniest part is that this kvass brand is named after our interwar president which coup'd the parliament and became an authoritarian ruler before giving us up to USSR
stop pretending that you can write

Coup the parliament to protect from communism
Build up the economy and the military to absurd levels for a country of that size and time period
Surrender to the soviets at the first demand
???
Be revered by wannabe nationalists
if borderlands had a Handsome Jack drink
political
this shit is almost a 100 year old history at this point
ah so almost 100 years ago was fine?
well
there was this austrian guy

Austrian guy died in 1945, Smetona gave up in 1940
then proceeded to die in a house fire in 1975 whilst living in USA
in fucking ohio
Nothing good comes out of ohio
IMAGINE LIVING NEXT TO A IMMIGRANT NEIGHBOR AND REALISING THAT HE WAS A FUCKING LITHUANIAN PRESIDENT
anyone who dies in a house fire has to be a planned disappearance
how the fuck do you die to a house fire
You burn usually
house fire starts at night and you die from carbon monoxide
smoke goes up
this person is truly beyond my understanding
I don't sleep vertically
yeah and it tends to build up if its in enclosed space
aka. a house
Yes, but fire consumes oxygen, and depending on the size of the fire you simply suffocate
if you are on the 2nd floor and house fire starts on first
Just sleep in basement
It was 1944
misread it
I hope i get off work early today
You could get off now
you could get me off now
Fires blocking the exits, smoke making you lose consciousness... That's usually how that happens
That doesn’t stop me
You don't have to come back
It does stop me because i have no way to go back
Yes i do, i have 2 cats waiting for me
At work?
I feel like if there was a fire in the home you would smell that smoke almost immediately
At home
I feel like ur dumb
You don't have to come back to work I meant
I think most houses had a smoky smell because there were fireplaces
Oh right
Imagine you sleep and a fire breaks out...
"Lol, this dumbass didn't wake up due to the smell of the smoke. What a loser."
People dying in fires, usually weren't aware that they are there or noticed them too late
still though
if I smell smoke in any capacity im on alert
I think if you were in your house you would be doubly so
and the sound
Yeah because we don’t use fireplaces
Of course, but if you are in a Situation where you don't notice the smell right from the get go - you're fucked
And you usually don't smell the smoke, you get the coughing before hand
We had a small fire in our home when we were kids... It was sleep time and my brother and I coughed like hell.
We did go to our parents and told them about our sudden coughing (which went away when we did go down to them). They brushed it off at first and said we should go back to bed.
We went back and started coughing again. So we turned around and brought our parents upstairs... And they also started coughing.
Then we searched for the source and found a fire in my dads little Workshop 
My brother put his little cuddle blanked over a light bulb (he was like 4 years old) and it catched fire.
fair enough i guess
Hi sugarbun
Hi sweet potato
i want to be political
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
Humans are a ruse brother, they're made up by the gouvernement to put plants inside our food
wtf are you talking about
Which group of people made the bird drones hal
did someone say... political?
Maybe Ill just watch space oddysey at work
Yea

I thought that playing half sword would help me unwind but now I want to cut a mans head off with an axe irl too
is that bluesky?
Idk I don’t have social media
It’s always the same joke
It’s always the same group
Ur almost as bad as alex

bober
poland still hasn't reached the black brown stripes on the gei flag
god bless
What’s below the nb flag
god abandonded poland long ago
If you use Semi Radiant AI, all traders, mechanics, and medics can sleep
Are you a proponent of the progress flag
fellas
Or the original pride one
do you shut your pc off
is that the leprechaun from leprechaun
when it's thundering
einstein
I like both
I have a UPS so no
to me the black and brown stripes imply brown ppl are gei 
It has a built in program to shut my PC off if battery percent goes below a certain level
It makes the right people mad
Call him Mordecai cuz everything he doing regular
If you're wondering which group is in charge of the bird drones.... Think of the groups you're not allowed to criticise...
That's right... Discord Mods 
It really do
If you have your PC on sleep and plugged into a surge protector you should be fine
Kids with cancer
My god... kids with leukaemia are behind it...
And midgets
fuck kids with cancer
marvel actors don't come to me when i have a tummy ache
why are they better?

You all have been redpilled by me
now we need to give you holoperidol
I believe in lozenges
Yeah realtalk
the instructions say to hold it up to your eye and THEN press the spikes
Would y’all do that
fuck no
I wish there was a non medicated version of those Halls creme cough drops

That shit is candy
fuck yes
Real
Even with the memory loss
I'd learn how to play the guitar in 3 minutes all for a minor headache
Although Im still here
The protag is a masochist
memory loss only happens if you take the neuromods away
I think I'd be more worried about all the fluid leaking out of my eyes
🤓
🖕 yt ad blocker blocker armsrace expands
It's got a suction cup you'll be fine
Like the certain fluid in your...irises that can't be replicated
yeah the needles go past your eye straight to the brain. it pushes in between the eyesocket and eyeball
update your adblock
so no direct eye damage
Install an anti ad-block banner Extension 
Librewolf with ublock solos
so you are lobotimizing yourself
coolgers
That's a lobotomy
Surge protector
well you actually gain skills so it's an oposite effect
why are you responding to me
dont you have me blocked
put it back
we've evolved


The good ending

OK makarov
I know, I just like the feeling
This one is peak
No annoying intros, sponsers, subscribe and like reminders... Just content, plain and simple

no credit crads
cards
no bullshit
text milfs now
This is the perfect pizza if you're looking to irreversibly damage your blood pressure levels
They fed that shit to pharaohs to mummify them
Who haunts you Sammy
using the revolver shotgun in gamma loaded with AP slugs
basically a .50 cal revolver
10.99 for 2 peoples daily intake
I want deranged takes in here, not get hungry
also daily intake is 2500
Depends on what you're doing
you ain't on shoreline lil bro 😭
?
2500 if literally doing nothing
3000 if you're gonna like
work out
its like a lobotomy but it just goes into the brain instead of taking chunks from it
That's how people get fat
Stop spreading Propaganda
Thats why ur fat

daily intake is 1500
2500 is standard, but it depends person to person
daily intake is 1200
food rations steadily dropping 
daily intake is however much xal is divided by 3 months

are you threatening
to eat me
xalrider we're outta rations
over the course of 3 months
xal flank steak
My intake is like 1500 a day and I'm a skinny guy who doesn't have any weight Problems.
Meanwhile people who think the average intake is 2500, are struggeling with their weight
frota with a very large ration shaped object in his throat:
idk isnt it cold in siberia
isn't that the buttcheeks
No
i think we can freeze parts of you long enough
your daily intake of 1500 is if you are like 84 years old lil bro
when your metabolism is literally dead
If you say so chubby
not very nice
2500cal is your average adult intake but it is implyed that adult also works and is active during the day
ok anorexic creature
every adult works in the day mostly
now its not his fault he's scared of a job application form
more like , the job application form doesnt return any results nowadays
That's why I said, it depends on what you're doing.
I don't do anything all day and don't have weight problems
xal does construction but idk what kinda work he does there
people fill them up , but nobody is hiring
everyone wants 3+ years of experience
thank you sir
"but im barely 18"
"i don't care, how do you not have 3 years experience at 18"
@naive bison are you carrying concerete around and shoveling stuff or just nailgunning stuff
at work yeah, not nailgunning though
you said its an entry level job
yes but not that entry level
manual labor type shit

Applying through form is waste effort
dig more ditches, conscript boy
???
armed robbery
Either network or talk to them directly
Then you need 2500 to 3000 cals
But me in an office job?
Don't need that much Input
just throw bricks with your resume tied to them
eventually someone will admire ur effort
you don't need a job if you take their money
anorexia calling bro
probably not tbh
you dont need more than like 1500 minimum if you're doing office tier work
sitting on ur ass doesnt use calories
Work in gov office
Do nothing
it is becoming more common , true
you are better of just going to the HR or whrever the building is and either give your Resume on the spot there or ask them if they hiring
Get bread
better yet menace
Not really, I don't pay attention to what I eat... I just did the math for a week and that's how I figured out my actual intake
at least 2000 for a man
nowadays online application forms are there for Jakarta hackers to steal your info and scam call you later
just get a bot to send them applications or something
yeas
@narrow lotus hop on tarkov
Sometimes it's more, sometimes it's less
fight their AI powered hiring filter with an ai powered application bot
a bit later i gotta finish some 5 page dogshit for masters
chat gpt on sj6 rn
report iedy for cheating
Or seniors/people who care
i wish
Frota doing his best to be the biggest weirdo in this server ( not so hard )
@glad carbon drown urself
I first did internship at my current work and they had no forms, forced me to call the boss
Landed it instantly
He hates xal so much its angers him of his existence
That implies that most of us aren't weirdos...
gonna take a shower and go buy cereals
I hope i can achieve such rent free time in someone's head
straight pisschilling in people's heads
mmmm Cookie Crisp

Eat cereals in the shower
or retardedly expensive imports
you love that word
Pisschilling
im retard prime ofc i do
i should go get more milk
i got milk stocked for days
Go milk xal
i hate buying it
dont talk about xal this way :'(
we are not that depressed yet
reminded me of that meme
what the hell
@river zealot when Killa dies 10 seconds in the raid

read the sequence of my messages
dumbass

so real brother
No
no kys
That's all you need on an average Brainfart day
wheres the cry emote
oorah
normal kek was ruined for me 
is S tier
In all of Discord

this one
It was just a sentiment...
True Crime Loser - https://www.youtube.com/@TRUECRIMELoser
Voicer Over - https://www.youtube.com/@kizzume
Courtroom footage sourced from - https://www.youtube.com/@LawAndCrime

cockrider kys
so true
Flop and frota use it the most
Why do you hate xal
for hating 

why
why would you not?
We accept everyone here regardless of mental status
anyways im taking a shower byebye retards
Fake
hey oomf
Real
Only flop uses it
Stinker
frota does too
Really? I didn't notice
🐱
I hope you slip and hit your neck on the sink
❤️
@glad carbon do you use this emote?
I did
He was turned gae
But you wouldn't get it
He
Heehee
hey @fluid heron
whats your zealot characters name?
Signalis reference pog
Yes, its me, Jane Signalis
Big fan 
is the game really that good
It is
Face reveal
:P
holy fuck just let it die
life is a grand joke
everything i say is a joke
i take everything other say as a joke
drooling mouthbreatherr
never be serious and you will enjoy life
!josta
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!vero
Best part was, when the other guy showed up unannouncet
Shut up idiot
this isn't offtopic
You will die of aids, that's what
Idiot doesn't know people barely die of aids nowadays
Depends
You will manage to do so
Idiot
Check mate
Nuh uh
Uhu
Yuore mom
i wouldn't call 630k barely

funny thumbnail
jarvis search up the demographics of those affected by HIV begin with race and then sexuality then do country
AIDS-related deaths have been reduced by 69% since the peak in 2004 and by 51% since 2010
Potato potato
la creatura
jebem ti mater
peak
@river zealot
- F to get in
- Press 6 (or detector key) to start the engine
- WASD to drive
No, you cannot drive your car to other maps.
Yes, you can spawn them with debug mode (#╭📖faq message if you want to enable it)

funny how a urologist in a funy haha show about doctors in russia had an S-tier jonkler cosplay
Wha
fire
fuck i love this
Shut the fuck up
Any
ers?Any
ers?Any
ers?Any
ers?
This alien comes to invade you on your mobile phone, get it on your mobile and send it to your friends........ I will be back in 2024

I can feel his passion 
YOUNG MAN
why did you give me an upskirt gif

is ninja some kind of slang for single mother or what
the n word, dumbass
He doesn't know
then why not just say it
Your honour my client pleads insanity
go ahead
go ahead
by all means
please do

xal act on your inclinations and snitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBEwQHjdw14 ill send u the link
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Niggas Vs. Black People (Live) · Chris Rock
Roll With The New
℗ 2003 SKG Music L.L.C.
Released on: 1997-01-01
Producer: Prince Paul
Composer Lyricist: Not Applicable
Auto-generated by YouTube.
actualy peak
comedy
cmon yall just racist as me
clicking on this would violate the conditions of my parole agreement
so i decline


nah but for real chirs rock peak comedian
that bit was from a different time
shit still same tho
and im sure chris rock neve meant for it to be an excuse to use the nword at black people
or anyone lol
uhhhh
jesus fucking chirst yall just snowflakes
grow a pair of balls
im just telling u chris rock wasnt trying to give u an N pass there
Bait so weak it gave me cancer
i have no other opinion LOL
he yearns to scream the n word
the regime knows best
aight
honestly, u have to say it now, or youre the no balls pussy
auto mod ruins it
we all know he is too pussy to say what he wants 
Mod lazy, need AI to do their job
smhhh
u just asume my gender? get a live
im assuming it if u wont say it
guys did you know i was in a movie
if you can guess which russian movie i had a very small role in
like 2 seconds of screen time
you can dox like 10 year old me

who cares
10 year old me
porn movies

this guy is on a roll
what its just words cant hurt him
you will know me soon enough
breaking news: man dead trying to suck his own dick
yeah that's me
it aint gonna suck itse-- oh
go into kitchen for lunch
coworker talks about another fuckass tv show
leave
Nothing like being in a completely secluded room of the house and it pouring outside
which one
also why leave
grumpy asshole

why you all gooning?
Idk she just rambles about the plot or sth
Because I cant listen to her
Something about the way she speaks annoys me to no end

didnt even shoot a hole through the ceiling
anyway just heard that with tencent owning 25% of ubi they're now dealing with the far cry, AC and rainbow titles
that means ubisoft is focusing on the division and ghost recon titles 
Division my beloved
i hope they will fall

????? 
Ubi please bankrupt Tencent from inside out 
fc and ac became ass recently and r6s is an ass doodoo game so hey maybe the chinese can fix them
tencent belongs to the chinese government
if ubi couldnt
i hope not
i hope black samurai was last game from them
Glory to the Motherland 
yeah but that wasnt tencents' work i dont think 
me going to suck some microphone and kill 23 people with lightning bolt
i just hope division doesnt get fucked
cause its goated
Nice selfie bro, it seems you dont ride it anymore, you also suck it
consequences of a KS23 shot
The unknowing Renegade rookie trying to jump my ass in the swamps:
he looks relatively normal until you see the arms
they're like a chihuahua bro
small dog rages
nah u can tell by thier head
yes
I think elvis and MJ were both sorcerers that had access to mass hysteria spells or something
there is this czech "trap" band ( its type of rap from what i undstand ) and they have their own midget and they trowed him into mosh pit like 9 meters far and they got into guinness world records
Elvis would say some shit like "you're the bun on mah hamburgah baby" and do a twirl and bitches would be blowing their brains out in the crowd
image and presence
More than a 3-meter long throw by a 1.3-meter man.
The company Posse Praha, represented by Jakub Tichy, organized a lilliput throw within the Churaq Sputnik + Posse concert, during which Dominik Balek threw Lukáš Přidal 307 cm. The throw was performed on the stage with the impact on the mattress and the thrower was a man with a body height of 130 cm and a weight of 50 kg.
The Czech record was set on Sunday 19 March 2023 in the Prague club ROXY.
More records can be found on the website of the Czech Book of Records and in the Museum of Records Pelhřimov.
You too, be the NEJ... and let us know about it!
People say it’s a hard bargain but I’m rly just hard while bargaining
@heady crow
That be me hook
The smaller the being the larger is the anger concentration
@heady crow
the first guy is kimi räikkönen btw
tells me nothing to be honest
but yeah, thats an accurate representation of the service
??
iceman
the most famous finnish f1 driver

we still havent done that propaganda piece from our shooting range clips sadly
cum on your dog
Welcome back shane dawson
Most friendly balkan interaction
the balkans myshinka are one wrong interraction away from starting a third world war and comitting war crimes

What do you think the emoji is for
sorry but stealing this line
Hello, copyright police here
We're going to shoot your dog
I don't have a dog
Frog it is
pretty sure Ivanko is not allowed inside establishments without a leash and a supervisor
NOOOO
"you're the bacon on my whole loaf of bread with peanut butter and bananas"
I am the tall man (im 194cm)
Kinky
the ATF*
I lose to hog and mega knight
Any recommendations for this deck
Building spam also kills me
✅ Raid Summary
PMC Killed: Optional
Killa Killed: Confirmed
Loot Extracted: ~1.2M roubles
Survival Time: 22 minutes
XP Earned: 9,800+✅ Raid Summary
PMC Killed: Optional
Killa Killed: Confirmed
Loot Extracted: ~1.2M roubles
Survival Time: 22 minutes
XP Earned: 9,800+✅ Raid Summary
PMC Killed: Optional
Killa Killed: Confirmed
Loot Extracted: ~1.2M roubles
Survival Time: 22 minutes
XP Earned: 9,800+✅ Raid Summary
PMC Killed: Optional
Killa Killed: Confirmed
Loot Extracted: ~1.2M roubles
Survival Time: 22 minutes
XP Earned: 9,800+
chat? flooded ✅
Not good enough, I expected more of you
WOT Pz 4
No Tarkov players are mentally alright
Mixed signals
bluesky 
Is it from there? I have no idea
I don't use Twitter nor Bluesky 
All the same slop to me
bluesky basically attracts and keeps only 1 section of twitter
that's like the 2016-2020 twitter users
I will probably forget that in about 5 min
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Where is the Reddit user??
Knowing that it comes from Bluesky, it's obvious why...
The person who made it was a retard
make sure hes clicker trained too 
mad small man?
Average Redditor
im not reading allat
thats some soy man
gonna fix this for u buddy
Even worse... By the context of this, she's not even doing it for the money... But for Reddit Karma 
thats just sad
i hope nukes will drop anyday soon
Points that dont even do anything in that site at all
i think u can make your own server if u have enoug points
They do annoy cucks apparently 
@river zealot one in sushi , one above windows , one right side of goshan tents, one deep goshan , one to brutal and kiba

hey man, send her to jail
LMFAO
My Internet is slow af today
real
Me rn, but i got 800€
i saw this clip today
david beckham's wife saying she was working class
he got her to say what the car that her dad drove her to school was
and it's a rolls royce
@narrow lotus
just cleand my drivers i feel good about my self
me with monster
Red 40 diet
cum 40
God I hope something breaks catastrophically
In 21 minutes preferably

always was
the humble bible accurate angel
saving this just so i can crop out the guy jumping on the microwave
only funny part
How about his entire channel
Welcome to SH official YouTube
age 26 actor/stunt man was on a tv show call
tosh.o For booking info contact me
Super humman shirts are now available
jessjeckel.com
Oxymoron
All he does is jump and injure himself
It's his entire channel
thank u
thank you king
My favorite part is he starts to sound more and more retarded as the years go by
this is like the short version of houston jones
This is for the juggalos and juggalettes
yeah avg icp fan
don’t worry bro it’s just a video preaching the glory of the ccp
safe... but also a piss nuke
thank you
Fucked up looking dog
he gets it
reminds me
The Witcher 3 - Ladies of the Woods (Extended)
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i remember hearing about the instruments for that style of medieval music
the party music
pretty sure its used in this too
nah probably not
but its called a lyra i think
TURKISH LIRA MENTION
TURKIYE 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🐺 🐺 💪 💪
wait it's actually turkey?

we just pissed so many people off

confusing turkey for greece
cx
i may be assassinated in the coming weeks
just kidding, turkish people can't fly from their apartment in germany to russia

the stock photo literally says "croatian man playing traditional lijerica musical instrument"
its kinda like a fiddle
heyy
Hey
i even saw some cool ones that have bells on the bow so when you play it it makes more sound
im gonna bite you
cant tell if i like this one or how to ride an elephant through the alps better
this making me wanna play sailwind








