🥘food

[native crypt]

for some reason from pc it works well

delete this right now

[hallow vessel]

Light reflection kind of makes it hard to see, what soup?

[native crypt]

the same as before: chicken, cauliflower, broccoli, zucchini, carrots, onions, celery, herbs and spices

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-omg-really-whatever-bye-gif-13634171

That sounds like jungle airport juice

I wanna taste it

[native crypt]

it is very easy to cook

first you need to fry celery and carrots a little with any vegetable oil, then add onions and butter, after the onions get transparent, add garlic and turmeric

then throw it in the pot with the boiling chicken, after ~40 min you can add all of the remaining vegetables

then herbs and spices, you can add salt earlier or on this stage

[mellow plover]

lmao again with this shit

[native crypt]

I fixed it this time

[mellow plover]

yeah

soup redemption arc

[native crypt]

[native moon]

Chicken parm. But garden sauce instead of regular tomato. Sauce is zucchini, tomato, carrot, onion, and garlic cooked down and then blended.

[merry glade]

Your wife is spoiling you

[native moon]

Yup

I got me a good one.

[daring olive]

is your wife single

[native moon]

Are you female?

[merry glade]

Are you considering the proposition?

[native moon]

My wife has specific tastes

[hallow vessel]

[polar silo]

Mine

[polar silo]

Giv

[native crypt]

Com

[polar silo]

Yes

[native moon]

Wife made breakfast

Husband cooked the perfect eggs though
-Wife

Mushroom and fresh tomatoes sautéed. Leftover BBQ baked beans. Bacon eggs hash

Also iced coffee with a little bit of sweetened condensed milk

[mellow plover]

damn daniel

[burnt shore]

Clean and Simple

[burnt shore]

Beef onion eggfried rice

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-delicious-steak-gif-7676990

[proud wren]

Spicy hotpot broth over chantaboon noodles

[nimble pendant]

I was at a car show this weekend and got this grill for free , mici ( soft bouncy sosig ) and a free cola

[hallow vessel]

s o s i g

[burnt shore]

Smeat

[visual nacelle]

omg this all looks so good

[native moon]

What kind of bread is that

[hallow vessel]

Yee mini white bread, cute

Or is it normal sized?

[polar silo]

I want that shit xd

[patent sparrow]

Nobody told me deep frying with a wok is so easy and tasty, I mean look at the crunchiness of these bad boys

[proud wren]

Woks are the best

[north echo]

Meat pie

[burnt shore]

Meat pie?

Corned beef onion 🥧?

[north echo]

Nope.

—Mince meat from game
—Diced onions
—Shredded carrots and cheese

[burnt shore]

Oooh what game ?

[north echo]

Elk.

[burnt shore]

Deer?

Niiice

Man I haven’t had game meat in a hot minute

I crave for some nice duck

Or some deer stew

[burnt shore]

Bacon eggs rice onions

Salt and pepper

[tired cliff]

Home made bread

My 1st 2nd and 3rd to be exact

[vernal temple]

Where's the pointing finger at oven tho

[tired cliff]

The one responsible was not present

Also after my 1st one I found out I have a gluten intolerance

Nor to serious just skin irritation but it kinda sucks.

[vernal temple]

Oh? The little white zits kind?

[tired cliff]

Just itching

Tested it out to make shure

The 3rd loaf in the picture is made with Einkorn flower no gluten and had no effects at all

[polar silo]

Mine

I'm going to

Take some and leave some

[polar silo]

Minecraft noodle block

I'd eat it though

[hallow vessel]

Is that an Italian burger?

[cedar moth]

Makaron

[polar silo]

Just warmed up food from the freezer

[cedar moth]

Are those beats?

[polar silo]

Beats? Where?

You mean the purple stuff?

[merry glade]

Probably

[polar silo]

Lemme google ehst it means xd

[merry glade]

Beetroots probably

[polar silo]

No

Red cabbage

With bigos

[hallow vessel]

Red cabbage oh yeah, my fav

especially pickled

[cedar moth]

Oh right

It's beets

not beats

[gilded frost]

looks like you are reheating left overs

[polar silo]

Minecraft noodle block

Funny word

[gilded frost]

it falls appart unless you do something to prevent that

so its actually a sad block 😦

[cedar moth]

It didn't fall apart though. Yes, it was leftovers.

[polar silo]

Fresh off the bushes

[full breach]

Can you tell I love pork from Scotland with love

[full breach]

8 mile walk and the gym light lay night snack of black pudding on toast

Mini mouse plate fir drip

[burnt shore]

Will not lie

I may be a 1 trick poney but the meal is easy and gives me what I need

[hallow vessel]

People aren't making soup anymore smh

[burnt shore]

soup

unfortunatly takes time

and time is a thing that isnt as plentiful as much as I'd like it

[proud wren]

Someone say

Soup?

Potato chowder pressure cooker recipe is bae

20min for 2 gallons of soup

[burnt shore]

👌

wish i could make my loaded potato cheddar bacon soup

ah man

[limpid mango]

damn, that looks gooood
don't think i ever had potato chowder

[native moon]

it is basically summer for me, no more soups til fall

[sonic sun]

Good soup

[full breach]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833172045412040717/975348647682277386/20220515_074614.jpg?width=507&height=676

hagoos

[fathom mango]

smulberries?

[polar silo]

Lmao

Wild strawberries

[fathom mango]

yes that one im swedish its smultron here

hahaha

[polar silo]

They'll taste better for those who guess wild

[polar silo]

Hahahah lmao

[fathom mango]

we have alot of em in the forests

they're amazing.

[polar silo]

Oi we only have some on them tiny bushes here in germany

But i do collect them because i know they are good

[fathom mango]

what we have a metric fuckton of though is blueberries. I swear you'll find that shit everywhere

as far as the eye can see.

[polar silo]

Yeah i wish we had that here lmao

[fathom mango]

you can take half of ours. We have enough

[polar silo]

Surely

[native moon]

Fish tacos

[north echo]

I love curry

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-chef-its-delicious-yummy-fucking-delicious-gif-17690801

[burnt shore]

Now break apart a baguette 🥖 and dip it for

[winter jacinth]

here is my pizza, because why not

[full breach]

Maca peh

Macaroni pie

[hallow vessel]

What's the recipe? I'm curious

[north echo]

Scooped some over par-boiled rice.

[burnt shore]

Ey not bad not bad

[full breach]

the pastry is pretty much just a hot water type of pastry

and the rest is just macaroni cheese its just a weird Scottish fast food

it might sound not pleasent but its fucking lovely and way healthier fast food than well the other options

[hallow vessel]

Nice, I'll consider it even though lactose intolerance

[full breach]

Try a scotch pie then my dude

Like u can do this with fatty mince

[nimble pendant]

Smoked ribs

[burnt shore]

Simple pulled pork and chicken

[hallow vessel]

Rat delicacy

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-delicious-steak-gif-7676990

[burnt shore]

Just destroyed two of these bad bois

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-oh-shit-a-am-sorry-gachimuchi-gif-13510847

[burnt shore]

yolk semi liquid but not too runny or solid

https://tenor.com/view/milk-drinking-milk-牛奶-gif-8146001

[merry glade]

Agree with you

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-chef-its-delicious-yummy-fucking-delicious-gif-17690801

[native moon]

clears throat

Lamb kofta with roasted chickpea salad and garlicy yogurt sauce

[visual nacelle]

Oooooooffff

[burnt shore]

Creamy Chicken Sausage Gumbo

[polar silo]

Serviceberries

Also known as "juneberry"

[hallow vessel]

bewy

[polar silo]

Bewy

x3

Also side noye for yall

It took me one hour to collect all of those

[hallow vessel]

Nice

Now drink more water stinky

[dull pier]

going to drop a cake i made (i work at a pastery shop)

[burnt shore]

I truthfully almost went down the path to be a full time baker

but then Covid happened

Was gonna open up my own shop in a small quit little town

[hallow vessel]

You can still do it mang

[burnt shore]

haha nah, ive moved onto other ventures

maybe when im an old man in retirement then

[polar silo]

Omg i wanna make a cake look just as good as this help xd

[patent sparrow]

Damn, I wish I got a cake like that when I turned 18

[dull pier]

another cake made by me

[burnt shore]

damn this nitro taste real good

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-delicious-steak-gif-7676990

[burnt shore]

Now i can turbo shit

[acoustic stirrup]

Made a small ride to Germany one last time before going to the west of France

[burnt shore]

[patent sparrow]

How I miss Rittersport

As a german living in the netherlands, I miss german food So. Much.

[polar silo]

Man

What do americans serve in their restaurants?

Italian food

[limpid mango]

Me too and I'm Dutch

[undone fable]

how come you don't have ritter sport there it's sold everywhere lol

[hallow vessel]

[burnt shore]

skampi

[patent crescent]

Over rice!

[patent sparrow]

We have like 2 different kinds, and they are all shit. In germany you get like 20+ different kinds of Ritter Sport 😄

[undone fable]

why the k tho

lol

[burnt shore]

We do a little trollin

[north echo]

Ordered 1.2kg of tea which arrived yesterday.

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sips-tea-tea-gif-8953704

[north echo]

Almost the same hue of red as well.

[daring olive]

are you musician?

[north echo]

Casually, yes.

[north echo]

@merry glade

[long scarab]

fine Italian cuisine

[north echo]

Well, that's not the point of the image. Falco will know.

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

Water: not boiling

Falco: not pleased

Night: ruined

[north echo]

Che schifo! 🤌

[merry glade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Xii7Wwxdo

Me right now

[north echo]

Of course I wouldn't do that. I could be put in Italian prison for up to five years.

[merry glade]

Yes, you got to stick with the plan

[hallow vessel]

Ultimate mix up

[burnt shore]

https://twitter.com/toothybj/status/1542548828674576384?s=21&t=MQ_0iI8d_GjVRAomol4hvA

ToothyBj (@toothybj)

https://t.co/QKTbIIDHCy

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Twitter · Jun 30, 2022, 4:41 PM

Aldo’s summoning ritual for Falco

[hallow vessel]

[merry glade]

Traitor to the homeland btw

Literal translation

[hallow vessel]

False Italian ha

I'm gonna yell that if I see someone breaking spaghetti

[burnt shore]

Crimes against italimanity

[gray blaze]

@merry glade Did you hear that Americans memed Universal studios into thinking having Chriss Pratt as Mario was Italian-American discrimination?

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-wat-what-gif-18497036

[proud wren]

Is this considered food still

[long scarab]

crop out the drink and keep the pineapple slice

[daring olive]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-butt-shake-twerking-booty-bounce-fruit-gif-16109497

[long scarab]

thank you quagmire

[acoustic stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-no-rajabets-rajagif-gif-22769322

[undone fable]

It is

i saw it many times here

even the obscure kinds

[acoustic stirrup]

Croissant crust. As a French person I'm dying

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[patent sparrow]

That actually sounds disgusting, that type of dough on fucking pizza?

[gray blaze]

You must never have heard of the cronut or the croissandwich

[acoustic stirrup]

That looks good though

[hallow vessel]

Considering it's out of US, prolly heart attack simulator

[patent sparrow]

That reminds me of Victorias, also known as Spritzkuchen

also very good pastry

[polar silo]

Fried cheese

[hallow vessel]

Merican cheese

[burnt shore]

Where’s the bacon

🐖

[nimble pendant]

Gio Gio

https://c.tenor.com/jYT0WioVQwIAAAAM/ggeezy-ggiorno.gif

[patent crescent]

Cajun shrimp to go with ribeye steak

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/finally-some-good-food-good-food-gordon-ramsay-gif-13981032

[burnt shore]

My man a shrimp man

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[dull pier]

after all the pasta jokes i'm dying inside like falco a bit

well time for a cake

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-michelin-star-chef-chef-fucking-delicious-delicious-yum-gif-9508942

[burnt shore]

Breakfast of tilapia and eggs

[merry glade]

Recycling pictures I see

[burnt shore]

nah thats just today

I Just eat the same shit on repeat

check the history

[merry glade]

Today at 15:20

[merry glade]

Same stuff after like 1:20h

[burnt shore]

Wait

U right

I may be losing a few screws

Shiiiite

I forgor

[long scarab]

it's ok mr rat

(no it's not)

[hallow vessel]

Fuckin hell, imagine getting this thing for your 12th birthday, poor Cristina, spoiled for life. Cake is great, it's just Cristina.

[daring olive]

breakfast is rottin his brain

[dull pier]

find a old wedding cake that i did

and ppl did cut and eat this master pice Q_Q

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/long-man-sakeru-gummy-shocked-gif-17662687

[long scarab]

can u make my wedding cake

[daring olive]

for 2184

[burnt shore]

Canke

[burnt shore]

You own your own bakery or are you the head baker of one your in?

[dull pier]

i'm one of the 2 head baker

[burnt shore]

👌

[dull pier]

i don't own the shop

[burnt shore]

Well done on your projects

I’ve never made past a two layer

Can only imagine 4+ ones

[long scarab]

i can't believe you would say that...

[dull pier]

yeah is a nightmere

[long scarab]

guess I'm not proposing

[dull pier]

if something slight bumb to hard the cake would slide off

[burnt shore]

For real

Take real skill to now make everything collapse

Cake Jenga

Haha

[mellow plover]

you either one of the biggest bullshitters of gamma or one of the most talented ones

[dull pier]

it's your opinion, i'm nobody to make you change your mind, but if you look most the cake you can see is always the same shop

i could even give you the facebook page but is in italian D:

[mellow plover]

didn't mean to be a dick towards you, but you gotta agree, not something you see everyday

such good quality

[dull pier]

yeah is not something i make every day

that is a wedding cake

[mellow plover]

if it is indeed your handicraft, you should be proud

I wouldn't even dare cutting it to eat

[long scarab]

that should be put on display in a museum frfr

aka my kitchen table

[merry glade]

She's talented

I worked with stuff like that

It's difficult stuff to make, but possible

[mellow plover]

okay now you're also suggesting there's a female in gamma

[merry glade]

(Tranquilla, lo conosco, non diceva per cattiveria, è veramente roba che forse facciamo solo noi, specialmente con la pasta di zucchero)

[merry glade]

I can't answer to this question 👀

[mellow plover]

Mi dispiace ragazza, non sono malvagia, sono solo stupida

[dull pier]

sisi ma infatti non me la sono presa

è solo che in italia è molto comune fare cose del genere

[dull pier]

oh don't worry i didn't take as offence, i forgot that in italy we do these thing for years and is a very much an italian thing

😄

[mellow plover]

we've got cakes which are basically an oval of sugary cream sold for a fortune

which makes me wonder

[mellow plover]

for how much did this exquisite beauty sell?

well, if that's not a secret or inappropriate question

[dull pier]

250€

[mellow plover]

huh

I'd say that's a bargain

especially for a wedding

[burnt shore]

they went full Italian

[mellow plover]

now I feel ashamed

[merry glade]

Sometime

[burnt shore]

Ey no shame

[hallow vessel]

Rat food

[burnt shore]

as intended

[hallow vessel]

What is that exactly tho

[gilded frost]

Funny how my mom and I always end up cooking something new, sometimes not even know how to pronounce the damn thing (first Pic) and then go back to old reliable xD

[mellow plover]

oh shit is that okroshka?

[mellow plover]

that looks so festive and nice

but all that tomato skin on teeth

[burnt shore]

salmon tilapia egg fired rice

[gilded frost]

Fuck yeah it is

[gilded frost]

Wasn't a problem actually, might be because we used snack/cocktail tomatoes they smol and go down in a bite if the had been cut before cooking

[dull pier]

this one did make me go mad cuz of sugar decor on the side

[nimble pendant]

cake

[burnt shore]

Spaggers

[long scarab]

thick ahhhhh noodles

@merry glade this authentic?

[patent crescent]

Damn son you could jump rope with them fuckin things

[merry glade]

Authentic?

[long scarab]

authentic

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-even-gif-20535402

[merry glade]

I'll rephrase

What do you mean with authentic?

You're asking if the food is real?

If you want to know if that is an italian dish, no, from what I know, it isn't
We don't eat pasta and bread togheter

[daring olive]

you don't eat pasta everyday? movies lied to me

[long scarab]

guess I need to work on my jokes

[merry glade]

Yes because if that was a joke I'm not getting it

[merry glade]

"Everyday" no, it's not healthy but I know people/families that does it

[long scarab]

[proud wren]

Venison tenderloin to sear with a wine sauce tonight

[proud wren]

Shit presentation and shit photo but is good Some nice garlic bread and steamed potatoes

[burnt shore]

fuck i want some venison

its been so long

[proud wren]

Get a full one butchered for Crimmis

[gilded frost]

Still looks good tho

[small bison]

piszer

made with pita bread not pizza dough

[merry glade]

That looks very tasty

[burnt shore]

Its crunchier right?

[small bison]

yeah

[mellow plover]

oh hey I used to make mini pizzas out of pita too!

[polar silo]

This time it's 3 kinds of berries

[merry glade]

Wrong channel, you need to post it in #921156747631157299

[polar silo]

[polar silo]

Ok so

Some berries weren't edible

[hallow vessel]

But I ate them anyway

Then I started peeing blood

Not related to drinking water ofc

[polar silo]

I am luckiĺy ok because i actually ate those berries that weren't edible

But not too much

Only a bit

To actually find out that they aren't edible

[polar silo]

Mmm yes

experiance

[burnt shore]

man ate the berries like our ancestors

this berry make me feel funny

[polar silo]

Yeee

[gilded frost]

damn i remember "survival training for preppers" half of the class was vomiting 3 hours in, funny enough the dude doing the teaching told them "to not eat anything they dont know" right after that he explained HOW TO MAKE THESE BARRIES edible (you had to dry them since the fluids make you feel funny) and even then you only can eat so much, all while them where munching on "something" xD

good times

[proud wren]

Making spaghetti tonight

[long scarab]

[merry glade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-dont-you-dare-gif-21943972

[small bison]

go on do it

[hallow vessel]

Send us the video of you breaking it

[civic marsh]

Are you using a right hand mouse on the left?

[polar silo]

No i just place it like that unironically

[hallow vessel]

Great food content once again Crystal

[polar silo]

I forgot this isn't brainfart

[long scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819351263749341224/997346090229702737/SPOILER_Snaptik_7115773770819947822_good-food.mp4

[mellow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-face-cat-meme-cat-puke-cat-vomit-cat-coughing-meme-gif-22332765

in the loving memory of giant ass cut, ruined forever

[gray blaze]

That's raw wtf

[long scarab]

it's rare m8

scrumptious

[hallow vessel]

Rare pepe alright

[long scarab]

no way

pt. 2

[hallow vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/ramsay-raw-gif-13771788

[polar silo]

sorrybut i like my steak.... prepared

[long scarab]

that shit was still mooing

[polar silo]

Fuckin yes

[proud wren]

gochujang coconut stir fry

[mellow plover]

okay man now you're just flexing

damn that curry looks good

sobs

[nimble pendant]

India food in japan

[proud wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/913890182598623232.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

Looks amazing

[mellow plover]

I'd try that

[hallow vessel]

Like a trash can you are

jk

[mellow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-emotional-damage-meme-funny-gif-24332819

[burnt shore]

https://twitter.com/mako_63/status/1548693058656423936?s=21&t=RaJRXxc0sVHcJXb5zNEpbQ

吉川真人🇨🇳深センスタートアップ起業🔥 (@mako_63)

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Twitter · Jul 17, 2022, 3:36 PM

Street vendors are something else

[hallow vessel]

What are thoooooooose

[patent crescent]

Pot stickers

[hallow vessel]

[wicked trout]

That's pretty much how I imagine Charley orders his milk steak, the only thing missing is the jelly beans. 🤢

[long scarab]

[wicked trout]

Might I interest you in a similar delicacy?

@long scarab

[long scarab]

delete that right now

[wicked trout]

Looks more edible than milk steak. granted I would rather have neither

[burnt shore]

Yea your right

So gimme some rum ham

[nimble pendant]

taco rice

[wicked trout]

I'd fuck with that

[long scarab]

i don't see no rice

[wicked trout]

I'm wheezing. Funniest shit I've seen in a minute.