#πͺbruh-fart
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while flop is good for a santa's helper role, he'd be a shitty ass mod
i do this when im not tired as fuck
so imagine what'l lhappen if im sleepless
its over
it feels like he doesnt take sides, just shit talk
thats a must
its his revenge arc to mute busy for something
mods are for good ol police brutality, and his twinky ass is gonna go "uwu owo please stop posting that gae porn and people shitting on camera mister or I'm going to be real angry with you!"
josta will be his executioner
yeah I will occasionally silently mute him during a convo and then forget to unmute him 
and that is what santa helpers are for
"man of peace and non-violence"
Don't worry about it
pretty sure that while helpers can theoretically mute, either it's frowned upon by mods or currently disabled
delight only used it like twice
classic...
i like to think that its because helpers werent corrupted by power yet
its not brutality if youre doing it
and they dont do it unless they have to
my personal theory is that half the mods are russians who cannot be trusted by even an ounce of power without them quickly using it against users mods just love bullying helpers as well
the russian ones are the least bad ones tho imo
the german stasi is the one to watch for
I'm beginning to think this phone of mine is broken cause it can't charge to save its life
how would you fucking know you idiot
if youve tried other cables its the charging port
the russian mods on this SERVER idiot
just toss
the russian HELPERS
in the RUSSIAN CHANNELS
WHICH YOU DON'T VISIT
BECAUSE THEY'RE IN RUSSIAN LANGUAGE
p!who
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its over
idiotic sleepy creature
you're not even in 24h no sleep yet, and you're already barely thinking
sleep deprivation is a mf
most peaceful #πͺbruh-fart conversation
what if im doing it to frustrate you
can you currently mute people
even well slept its not much better
yes
see busy i told you
are you not doing it because mods are going to immediately fist you or because you're a submissive boy like floppy
its the sense of power that gets to them
helpers have no fucking power
adhd argument
it's the worst caste on the server, users can do whatever, mods can execute police brutality, but helpers have to do shit while not having any special powers and clearances
Just saying the pearly gates gonna not gonna let you in BZ, just saying
i do it if they are about to do something horrible
nice evasion
what mods have to do with anything
if we're currently discussing HELPERS
helpers dont ban people because they arent mad with power, when they turn into mod they get crazy
thats what i said 15 minutes ago
im gonna strangle you ubsy
helpers don't ban people because they CAN'T ban people
DELIGHT CAN
what would that be and how do you know if they are going to do it?
SAME DIFFERENCE
you deserve hammers
goblin
so if delight mutes you for a year, would you be as mad as when iedy bans you for a year
porn, gore, ect. just the most vile things.
almost always its too late. they post 1 that shows how crazy they are, then mute to avoid a 2nd.
surrae brother get some sleep
it's the same principle
you need it
its only 1am
except he won't
because even mods literally need a page worth of infractions before they dare to mute you, except for the cases when one of them got some sand in his vagina
and delight is gonna mute me only when I literally post goatse here
and only for a while, not a year
it was a hypothetical
enough time to get you banned
your cognitive capabilities are a big hypothetical
rude
i think you bored me enough to make me want to actually sleep
thank you busy
you're a good dude
sleep well, soda can boy
welp
don't know what that headache was about, but gobless ibuprofen
maaaaan
who are we going to bully now, they're going to send plop into the support mines :(
you're saying he was working the mines even before getting the piss role?
yeha
amazing
search him up
the most submissive boy on the planet
how do you have it, then
you hang out in brainfart all day
i did help

ure never in support channels to know
hmm
and i still help
a game dev makes a 9mb patch note, with only this as a changelog
surely this isnt malware
surely not
α΅α΅ α΅Κ°αΆ¦Λ’ α΅α΅ΚΈ, α΄΅ Λ’α΅αΆ¦Λ‘Λ‘ α΅α΅βΏ'α΅ α΅βΏα΅Κ· Κ·Κ°ΚΈ αΆ Κ³α΅α΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅Κ°α΅Κ³Λ’ α΅α΅ α΅α΅αΆ¦Λ‘ΚΈ hello
new crypto feature
they're useless
well, okay
they may actually be useful, I've never used them
they're useful if you're a dummy
I tried asking shit in stalker channel, and every time it was a bunch of really poor jokes in return
how are they useful
or if you prefer talking to a human instead of reading a wall of text
I love reading walls of text
and the results are from support channels
The device
yes cause they have already been said
you dont need to ask
when you can look it up
i never mentioned asking
my experience with general reading comprehension is DIRE, people cant use fucking written instructions to save their lives
#ββ’stalker-chat is shit.
gameplay questions better to #βπ°β’newbies-chat
i believe gamma is overly advertised as complicated in installation that people end up doing stupid shit in their installations
because they over-think everything
yes
decent argument on paper, doesn't work as smooth factually because half the troubleshooting is structured like "so uhm aaaa my thing it's well it's not working and uuhh I don't have a monitor so"
if youve ever sailed the seven seas you can handle gamma installer
mfw i install gamma and its a big button that says INSTALL!!!!!!!!!! (this is so dfficult..)
why would I ask gameplay questions in a chat specifically created for people who are only starting to play the game?...
or are there patrols of experienced players there?
how do i approach this conundrum
its the folder structure that gets them i think
cant comprehend a file inside a folder inside another foler
matryoshka folder
mindboggling ik
I go point by point in #π₯οΈhow-to-install like a retard I am every time and have 0 problems every time
yes
buying a pc to play gamma is quite a concept
many do
i love that ngl
Help himβ¦.
better than some people who buy pcs to buy fifa 2024
I should play gamma eventually again on my new pc
He NEEDS it

but I wait for some big update
and why not, compared to vanilla versions gamma is heavy if you tweak it out
Be his hero
someone already did, i think

i forgot he delayed it so stalker 2 could drop first
he delayed it so he can play the fucking game himself
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I admit that I once inconvenianced a helper shrimply bc I failed to notice some text or instruction when first installing.
And I'm sorry about that
it's okay, they only exist to help us anyway
Don't recall who iy was tho
hiii catbites
Hi mr Frota
Have different ammo types been confirmed for S2?
my dumass asked for help after coming back to gamma over a year, not noticing my launcher is 0.3 not 0.6
I really should muster my absent energy and make some big ol tray of brownies
Really hope they paid special attention to explosives as well
retarded
hello again bisu
Tbh I think they mostly focused on story and environment.
(not to mention staying alive)
ΠΏΠΈΠ·Π΄ΡΠΊ
twink user gets promoted to twink helper. Twink helper evolves into Twink moderator. Twink moderator evolves into "fem boi"

Where have I seen this before....
Ρ Π»Π°ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²ΠΎ
he will break the cycle
trust him
π± Question: Will Flop break the cycle?
Answer: And what makes you think that?
how are you doing today
evil hog
it would be entertaining had flop become corrupted with little power he has and had started growing some balls
but I really doubt the odds
still chihuahua levels of wrath but sure
What then he gets shunned out by the moderator team? becomes a regular user and then goes completely deranged? Starts selling images of himself
unlikely that he'd become that caustic
Mostly chill 
mods have some degree of tolerance to each other
You?
im chillin all day
good example, because they were tolerating his antics for a GOOOOOOOOOOOOD while

and it took him going entirely over the edge for them to finally take action
So you're saying that had mwadi had taken things slower then his brainfart revolution wouldn't have been stopped?
he WAS taking things slowly, it was an entire era of him being a whole ass fuckboy
but then he completely lost his marbles
Mwadi couldn't boil the frog
Grok or one of the mods would have to come down at some point, no matter how slow
Thing is, he survived the initial Grok incursion. Second time is when he wasn't so lucky
only because he was a brainfart veteran and former moderator
the writing on the wall can only be ignored for so long
this lore sounding deeper than lord of the rings holy shit
Can I be Aragorn
π± Question: Is 3trees a little bitch?
Answer: You'll be the judge
How exactly did he "lose his marbles"?

I'd rate 3trees a score of 11.416 / 100
only if i get to be either of the idiot hobbits that eat like kings and smoke the za


I'd rate 2trees a score of 30.0241 / 100

I'd rate 1 tree a score of 94.9019 / 100

3 is a multiplier
50?
the more trees the worse it gets
29
reverse coefficient
I'd rate 4trees a score of 4.5964 / 100
Theres a lot of people older than that
I'd rate Second breakfast a score of 60.4289 / 100
we age with the grace of milk
Oof

I wish we had a dracula flow quotes command
hii 
Farfalla, can I ask you a question?
hmmm sure

You have the choice to completely stop all technology and technological advancements for the next 5 years just a complete dead stop to how it is now. do you accept or decline?
prob not bc tech is cool
why tf are economics students the dumbest mfers on the planet, like bro you're trying to run our economy
Because they believe we run out of one resource we will replace it with another
(mental retardation)
ive run out of mental retardation i will now replace it with an unhealthy obsession with stalker
Good idea
where have i seen this before
real
the fact you post twitter links makes you even worse wow
ok but why did you post this garbage here
its not even a meme
its just slop
its cute
I clicked it MAYBE expecting a video but no
i dont know how to send only the video
its not, its someone cosplaying as a fake woman with grotesquely large eyes.
I dont know aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannyyyyyyyythiiiiiiiiing
then learn wtf
yeah
no chill on this one today hahahah
π¦¦
Disgustang
damn
It's not gore, it's Ferro decontaminant

yummers
Glock...with a hopper?
π 16 π 2
borderlands weapon
a meme that is three layers deep
this is the kind of content brainfart needs
if your meme doesn't require at least two different inside-jokes to make sense, I don't want to see it here
MAN baldurs gate 3 is good
I have been playing like 8 hours a day for the past week
fake
they still punt that little bastard into red mist
Man, CGI sure is good these days
Gods I love Hyper's shit. One of the best gun animators I've ever seen.
alright i just had my job interview hopefully i get the job
wit you doing
Shalom brainfart
halo zoro
How the weekend going?
@low atlas
goobsmooch
School tmmr
If the placements on my objectively correct list is a little odd its because whenever someone complained I moved them up a little higher
I don't care for placement, it's just funny as hell 
O.O i hate that i know this is LOSS
please kindly remove all oxygen from your lungs and fill it with CO2 β€οΈ
retail holiday work
starts in september and ends in march next year
i love the name zucchini
For a pet? Sure. For a kid? Instant kms tier name
Mfs be naming their kid zucchini aggiolli de frieza the 3rd
Zucchini is a veggie
not a lawful name
@grizzled meadow
!wormy
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eh it'll look good on my resume i guess
im reading a manga about Sawyer The Cleaner, a mute goth girl that cleans crime scenes and creates crime scenes in a city in Thailand
yeah yeah real interesting but how many pancakes do you have to gamble at blackjack
Right now she was cleaning a place until one of the bodies got up and started telling his love story with a goth girl he knew on high school
and the protagonist looks like her
Ah so it's like a not as depressing Harry Dubois situation
lame
not really, at the end, the guy reveals that he made her feel bad and ended up killing her for no apparent reason
nothing left to do other than waiting
It makes me sad knowing that I'll never get to experience another game with the same feeling that Disco elysium gave me
like when my friend's bike tire exploded, so we called his dad to get us home in the middle of the rain, getting very dark
lmao
i hate bike tires
I had played it during a lower point in my life, and man, it just absolutely hit the spot. The way it talks about hopelessness and depression is so close to how I've experienced it
i forgot when i was seriously sad
i remember watching stuff
but i cant remember what
I get the opposite. It never leaves me
for example, i remember times when i got bullied and i got in problems
I love the scene where you can put a revolver in your mouth. The way it idolizes it but at the same time makes it seem so pointless and a waste if you go through with it
THATS real. That's what I've felt and thought before
The way it starts romanticizing the taste of the metal in your mouth and the way people finally respect you
Yet it makes no sense
i remember when a group of girls wanted to lock me in the bathrooms and i ended up kicking the bathroom stall's door and breaking one of the girl's arm because she just got pushed and fell wrongly lmao
Badass. I would've kept going and bashed her head in
i mean, i just wanted to get out, she tripped and fell because i kicked the door, not my fault she was dumb enough to not gtfo there when all the other girls ran away
i got in troubles, but nothing serious like suspension
See I woulda been like "TRY LOCKING ME IN THERE AGAIN" while stomping her head
Nah, that's kinda psychopathic or just serious anger issue
i mean, i threatened to stab somebody with some scissors
Don't threaten them just do it. If you give them a heads up then they'll put up a defense
im not gonna sound like heroic or badass, as soon as the door was open, i tried to run and my legs just stopped working, so i crawled and laid outside the bathroom crying
I'd have way too much adrenaline so I'd start getting extremely mad. Then you got your Target on the ground just asking to go dead space Style on them
why is this gif at 3fps lmao
I remember the director saw me and took me to his office, i just trembled and cried for like a solid hour before even able to say something
im just not made for confrontation
i also was like, 15 at the time
I've been told that I have some problems so that might have something to do with it
P!cat
I've been eyeballing it, is it that good?
Nowadays i love shooters and fighting games and shows, but i wouldn't make it like in real life
Good, now is the perfect time to watch all of evangelion. The show hits different when you're depressed.
i never liked evangelion fr
Very good game. The voice acting is good but does feel "voice acted" at times if you know what I mean. Oh, and the publishers suck because they screwed the dev team
Ooh yeah, thats
as fuck. Its crazy what your brain will romanticize just to cope or feel some control
I'm better now so it won't work but I'll keep it in mind
When i understood that vanilla Evangelion was about having your problems fronted and fixing them
i like, lost interest
EXACTLY thank you. Yeah, there's a bit that describes this exactly. Never heard it in a game before
Damn. Another really good game is outer wilds. Space exploration game that really hits the feels
YEsssssss very good one love me some outer wilds
Once i got into a cop car, i cried all the way because i thought i was going to jail
this you?
Imo you have to watch the entire series + movies. The first ending is pretty dogshit, and they rewrote it in future movies
my mom forgot my brother left me at a birthday party so the cops came for me because i was supposedly missing lmao
I need to finish it. I'm a sucker for games/music/media that actually makes me feel things and gets a reaction out of me
Usually im pretty controlled and put together, but if somethings so good it forces a reaction out of me, its like crack
a game that oddly hit me was buddy simulator1984
Those pieces of media are hard to find but MAN do they hit
oh, its raining
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
:flag_cl: ChillΓ‘n, Chillan, Γuble, Chile
:clock11: 25 August 2024, 23:33 (11:33 PM)
π -4.0 (America/Santiago)
π Night
π Clear sky
π 76% humidity
π N 0Β° | 1.03 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 8.85Β°C (47.93Β°F)
A beautiful mind and requiem for a dream are good ones
im gonna go out and smoke a cig
i dont wanna smoke this week so i gotta end them now

Me fr right now going outside to smoke
During peak depression grind, i got really down, sat under a bridge by traintracks, and just listened to music, smoked an entire pack in one sitting and watched trains go by.
Dumbest shit ever, but it was oddly comforting, even if the trains were close enough i could stretch my arm out and touch em
i remember doing the same, but with a river instead of trains
and like, 3 or 4 meters of fall
That was when i learned what nicotine intoxication was. Smelt like shit coming back after that
during my first job i got nicotine hungover
I startes smoking during my first job
i like, felt really fucking ill, vomiting and feeling cold andhot
Shit sucks but it is what it is
Yep, dizzy, etc.
Better then doing fent
making me want to smoke now
fuck yall im going out to smoke in the rain
Now i do the responsible thing and just drive fast at night scream/singing cringe edgy songs that are nostalgic
yeeess
teenage dirtbag by wheatus moment
I already did hehe
Check yes juliet by we the kings moment
yes
Either that or listening to shitty edm remixes
I thought it was a dead rat, but it's a bunch of hair
It does look like a dead rat lmao
The mysterious chilean tumbleweave
sMOKIN BAD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
It reduces your RAD tho
vodka better
brand?
ye
ew...
The bottle just says Nikolai
i have a distillery in my college dorm

(chemistry for engineers)
Reminds me of making shitty hooch out of cheap sugary grape juice, brewers yeast and sugar.
Taste was terrible, i was just more amazed it worked and you could get everything at the store for it.
imagine
dump isopropyl alcohol in a flask and boil it
trust me, im an engineer
this is a good idea
I usually buy Eristoff or Unistov
One time i was drinking alone in a park close to my home I was drinking 750ml of black Unistov with energy drink
Dr google, what is azeotrope? 
I ended up drinking all of it
who cares about that nerd shit, i saw this on discovery channel dw
funny thats when im going to troll the pentagon in minecraft
I made it through another winter
I hate winter, it drains all of me and leaves me with nothing, and it was a harsh winter actually, but i made it through
We used to make an awful concoction of cherry koolaid, fruit punch rockstar energy drinks, everclear, and club soda.
Hangover galore but got the job done 
winter is the most beautiful part of the year
Blankets actually become good
"peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti, will update once i've finished it"
"Dont do this"
Dont do this because depending on the energy drink you use it can literally just mix in your stomach and give you instant heart burn

also the drink is nasty anyways
Well yeah, its alcohol breaking down sugar + candy usually coated in some form of citric acid
I hate winter
you suck
Get all sad and miserable
It's okay, it's a different opinions
the heat is miserable
oppressive and awful
Maybe your winters are like that
Desert winters are nice
temperate during the day, colder at night
atleast in cold you can curl up under a blanket
But the best winter imo is south east asia
But it's not funny when you have to wear a lot of clothing and have to get some rain gear and stuff because there are complete weeks that rain and you have to be outside
Difference between summer and winter is one Celsius


I get the same way, but with summer. I love winter
in winter you can put as many clothes or blankets on, in summer you can only get so naked


Something about the heat, not wanting to go anywhere, plus HVAC/AC costs and bad sleep gets to you
you can go basically anywhere anytime in winter
i love going out and instantly smelling like shit after a 20 min brisk walk
if its too hot out in summer you dont wanna do jack shit
summer is awesome
I like summer because I can wear less clothing, I can actually go out with just a shirt and skirt of shorts and be okay
fuck summer and winter
spring chads rise
lame
You have spring??
spring and autumn can do the same
Autumn?
yes dawg i don't live in antartica
the season before winter
Fall > winter > spring > summer
You mean like half autumn?
I forgot the last time I saw spring


Spring < Summer < Fall < Winter
Also

you can put them into your arms
Can't stay outside without gloves
yes
Imagine there was one day that some chemist lab in my uni started to burn and we had to stay in the fucking rain with like 1Β°C
how??
dogshit ass house built in the wrong direction so it gets giga cold in the room where i usually stay
Same
bidets ftw
I have like, 2 heavy wooly bedspreads
mini shower for ur ass
Winter sucks
If I use one, I freeze to death
I prefer being set on fire by the power of the sun
And I have to wear a full fleece pajamas and a motherfucking hoodie
i love waking up and the sky is grey
And still I will have my hands cold af
But tbh
I prefer the intermission between cold and hot season
Where the temperature is neither hot or cold
That is the best westher
ye
Right now I love how the temperature is going, it's cold, but not hella cold
Like between, 7 and 15 degrees to me is heaven
The military makes me sleep with sleeping bag in an open area sometimes in December
And let me tell you it was not fun
It was horrif
I can't wear particularly light clothing, but with a light jacket or a hoodie I'm more than oksy
With tent its not so bad but relying on on sleeping bag god it was horrible
I can tell its horrid
I can't even imagine being like that
Dude I'm watching a dude playing a My Summer Car kind of game and I love his voice with a light southern american accent
Watch Martincintopant
I use paper towels
I like those games cuz they're calm to watch
saves tons on TP bill
i'm no liberal sunflower angel who needs a 4000 thread count Egyptian duvet to wipe my ass. I am a man
TP?
This doesn't seem right lol
Toilet paper
oh
It's wrong
Might be in the north, the north has desert so it may be hotter
have u tried bidets tho
But 22 maximum in winter is not accurate
If having nice TP is wrong, i don't wanna be right
i lived my entire life with the squatting toilet + splash of water on my ass. toilet paper makes me feel dirty no matter how many times i wipe
Chilean temperature by month
Unfathomable. Good tp + wet wipes is the play. One day i will stop being lazy and try the bidet.
How the fuck do drunk people use squatting toilets
Or lean on wall, spray shit everywhere, walk away in shame
Just seems really terrible to have, whats even the reason for it?
Are they just cheap to make?
cheap yeah

bidet is the ultimate lazy move. you just aim at your ass and press. wait until its clean
So I'm kinda in the middle picture so winters go between 13 and -2
bonus if you have sitting toilets with built in bidets
gotta adjust ur ass a lil bit and its done
built in bidets are never good enough pressure
pressure wash my asshole
@low atlas
i need the ass blast 9000

thats your water system fault not the bidets lol
Winter in the north goes around 18 and 12-13
i guess you can install additional pump right before the toilet
idk i only used them in hotels
I usually use the hose
you wash your ass then wash everything else down there
tp to dry only
@crimson flame
The Bluetooth Enema'er 3000

Idk about those fetishes but if you like it, you do you ig

how's that a fetish
Bro humanity will find any way to make anything a fetish
By the way
Yesterday was Chillan's Longaniza Festivity
The only couple of days where you're permitted to drink in public
And it ended up in a massive fight with the people there lmao
Freud will find some weird classification to explain that
Me and my friends got out there to go drink something stronger so we didn't see a fight, but it was funny
Whats that celebrate?
Freud was a weird dude
Just to sell choripan, longaniza and beer because ChillΓ‘n is known so have the bests longanizas of all chile
oof 
he'd have a field day nowadays
Ok so it is actually the sausage fest
Everytime Freud is right, a psychiatrist dies
I thought google was bullshitting me
he'd probably start trad life podcast
He'd probably just be like: "Y'all degenerates, I'm right"
if freud was alive today in the US, which team would he belong to?
Freud was from the US?
no
I could've sworn he was Germ
Oh
I'd rate monolith osaka a score of 40.8559 / 100
I'd rate metronxp a score of 67.0542 / 100

I'd rate @deleted-user a score of 66.5944 / 100
Good take
πΆ the sun is a deadly laser πΆ

No idea
Dude would have a blast with modern psych BS
Everyone happy until they take an ACE test and see their scores

The medical uses of coke is pretty crazy. Places will use it as a burn treatment
Local anasthetic + stopping bleeds
juset use water
you arent a " man " for taking the harder option you are just autistic
i am autistic
Ha ha. Autistic 
Yep
Definitely autism.
is this true
What even is that?
one of my favorite memes of the last few years
disco eleysium stuff
This is the gist of the game
@thorny wind
What?
Bad take
Imagine walking outside wearing 400 layers of clothes
Smh
I want to tell you a joke but i forgot the name of that dragon balls anime protagonist
Goku?
Let me guess, is the joke one of the deez nuts jokes?
Povuci me za Djoku 
The greatest lesson of the game is that you need to interact with other people
obsessing over your irrelevant ideology while romanticizing a woman who doesn't even know your name is bad for your health
I dont speak Turkish
Sorry man
@fresh rose @stone blade @lone cedar

@wraith osprey @flint jacinth
I didn't know we have that many people from the balkans
I bet the six of you are within a few miles of each other
Miles 
forgive me
You are ruski and use miles
I am american
Disappointment
You do not have the acceptance to use Cyrillic
dinakhu
says the romanian? 
Dinahu
Romanian???
Big mistake
inb4 Dubya was BVLGARI
Hell ye
oh wait, striggy was the romanian 
Everytime I see a Tesla I cut it off that auto breaking is so fun to fuck with

didn't he goof and got the copyright for his characters taken?
This is a loading screen?
idk
Or like a .mod?
last I heard he no longer owns it but instead IN registered for their company
so he won't be able to continue the ST saga either 
Pretty good animator besides the garbage series
hi autistic
it's an intro screen
Is it modded or vanilla?
fallout 76
Man that game suuuuuucks
Haiiiii :3
You clearly never saw real ass
what about it
The suit literally has a patch for the buttcrack
you're saying "gyatt"
at an ass that has all the curves of an ironing board
Hold on, as a cultured man. Let's bring up mass effect 2
how it goin
best entry in the series despite the lack of landing on planets
i like 3 but maybe thats just cause i played it with mods
the combat was still weird though
uhm
she still has it in legendary edition
they just dont horny zoom in it during dialogue
no they just changed her face and hair for current gen consoles

that's tru
usec in some pants got cake
they do be
usec sniping in the jacko pose
fake
someone just opened the file up in blender and kept hitting the "fill" tool (or whatever) to keep extrapolating polygons
See even man have better ass than any fallout 76 character
To be honest any bethesda game character has no sex appeal
curie
french accent does the heavy lifting (for those who find that sexy)
skyrims got a good cast of characters
whos that assaultron trader lady
I guess anything can be sexy if you're desperate enough
I don't know what is more repulsive
lusting after a robot
or
lusting after a french "person"
robots are more human than french people
YOU BROUGHT IT UP
actually, curie is a french robot

i cant sleep
Nevermind i think personality dis the heavy lifting
Round of applause for the lack of Serena sexualisation mods
You cleared the bar lying on the floor
Vampire story NPC, Skyrim
lol
real
i dont get mods that do that
Ello
hows ur morning/afternoon goin
da mooth
Boutta go to the lake and cook up more meat
POV: No ajapsandali 
Ski why are you even learning russian
rereading/rewatching shit I've already seen in English
wtf?
and some original Russian material
I really like the Night Watch books
and am struggling to read Strugatskiy
gn :3
Their books just confused me
sleep well artyom β€οΈ
I lost the track of the plot
By this, I mean that I am consuming the Russian translations of English material
I love him.
i'm tired and didn't even notice that you were asking "why" not "how"
it's a mix of professional and personal reasons
most important reason is that I am russian
I've never seen the gun in primary slot. Is that yellow mag normal?
My parents moved to the United States in the 90's
I am ethnically russian
The "skiy" from my username is from my last name
in the army, guys with long slavic surnames often have the nickname "skiy"
Mhm

20 round mag
Soldiers cuss a lot, so I was often referred to as "fuckin skiy"
"Fuckin Skiy is driving the Humvee"
"I need three soldiers for this detail. Give me Gonzalez, Thomas, and Fuckin Skiy."
etc.
@glass stirrup
Fever 
I'm JUST saying
He could've use gwaphic as well
@inland jackal
It would've been funny
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@narrow lotus
Turki
Pula 

nuh-uh
maxwell would never do this, he's a very nice guy
@high wing
@inland jackal
Common lidl W
classic degens
it's like that 4chan thread of a guy asking what kind of fetish he is into where he's into femboys without penises
the gae horseshoe theory: he just looped around into being into women 
Your brain on degen weeb shit 
wrong chat
ill fucken do it myself
Monday
Gotta up my game
Alex is just brainfarts token tsundere
More like wake up, caffinate, take meds, become human, wait 30 min and actually wake up, then be sleepy before i actually have to interact with peeps, and somehow still sometimes have issues falling asleep
At least tonight has been relatively quiet and its my calm short week
hate is the caffeine
i call it miserabline
i wake up extra early just to be a hater
ma man
fuck you
your mother

Takes mcphetamines, sips coffee, spends the entire time annoyed waiting for things to kick in and work
Meanwhile, i have a coworker that LOVES talking as soon as clock in time hits, and i can't be asked to tolerate it
fellow stage 4 yapper
but i can read social cues sometimes
Like bro, i work from home. I do not wake up earlier than 1hr for my shift. Sometimes less if im cozy.
im not getting over McPhetamines
About that...i was talking with him, mentioned adhd things. He asks doc, gets tested.
Turns out, he doesn't have adhd. He is just fucking autistic.
And didn't know for 30+ years
McPhetamines, Burger Fent, Shard Shack
i am not surprised
usually if someone doestn know when to shut the fuck up, they also cant read mimicry, gesticulation or proxemics
I have to be careful with my wording, or he gets sucked that thing and go on for hours, and nothing else.
Which can be useful, but you gotta point him in the right direction for stuff
mention some more random things and see if he gets tested for them as well





its my technical monday, so i know the feeling
what the fuck did i miss



