#🎪bruh-fart
1 messages · Page 2118 of 1
purge 3 trailer
hi Lorenzo

cat lady
Ladies, one at a time.
me af
Thanks for the support! https://www.floatplane.com/channel/TheTrashNetwork/home
Game Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@HelloImGaming
Drum Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@the.drum.thing.
Tech Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DankPods
rips dads ute
hiii cori
Ock
i felt alive
and lubed?

thats so meeee
This is the third time I've been deez nuts'd today

whats taurine do
you love deez nuts i guess
idk but apparently its made from bulls
yeah guess which part
right?...
industrial taurine isn't extracted from bull balls
it's made synthetically
what a shame
yes but they got the compound from bull testicles
so you're just drinking synthetic bull ball juice
no, it was first discovered in bull bile
is that any better?
It's a non-essential amino acid that can also be found in humans too
it's very essential actually
i cannot live without it anymore
true
real
no eep
I'm taking like half of the cat gifs you post
we hate eeping
gn brainfuck
gn metro
Froge
gn you eeper
hiiii :3
@winged phoenix 🍃 que paso
Don't cut yourself on all that edge there young man
DEEPWOKEN MENTIONED ⁉️
WHAT THE HELL IS A GOOD UPDATE 🗣️
LETS COMPLETELY RUIN PVP SO THE DEVS CAN FEED THEIR POWER FANTASIES 🔥
H e l l
if you were to have kids with 2 identical twins they'd be biological siblings, right? 
Verse 1 went so hard.......
Watch Untitled and millions of other Roblox videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
They cooked and immediately burnt it
I still think its fun
Once in a while they push out a decent update
Every 50 years
I'm just waiting for the void tower though bruhh
DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON MENTIONED?!
The Darkest Dungeon
Nuh uh you can't make me
I've been playing deepwoken since like 2021
Or
2022
One of those
But I think it was VERY late 2021
I don't actually own the game I just like the drama
Every single day I wake up and thank God that I don't play Deepwoken
I love the combat system, but the community and devs just suck so badly
I've got some friends that play it and they've like broken keyboards over it
I was so against hurting new players bruh
I mean I still don't actively hunt freshies
But I get it
Deepwoken drama is something else
schoolyard drama
It's almost as bad as bo2 lobbies
Actually nah not even close
BUT ITS BAD
bro you weren't even sentient when bo2 was poppin
Worst patches ever
Kiss him
Blackops 2 released in 2012
Like I get it you are closeted but we all know you not older than 15 bro 😭
and you're like a 2009 baby or some shit
get real
exactly this mf aint even passed math yet
Even then, someones age is not relevant in this current argument
I'm still stuck in 2020
It was not necessary to be brought up
Bro I mentioned I was 16 once
And this mf riding my MEAT LIKE CRAZY
I'm freaky
I will make you play soggy biscuit
lil bro is WIIIIILLLLDDDDD
thats just a state of mind

nah you good, stick to ur freaky roblox game
Too scared to play soggy biscuit against me 😭
heyyy 💕🌸
W h a t
@prisma quiver unturned?
?
I don't play unturned
Bro I forgot that existed lmao
this is fake
youre 14, of course you do
I am not 14 bro 😭
Thats
@pastel quartz
I think
I'm undefeated in soggy biscuit
What is going on 
discord gonna smite him down
Discord tos is 13
hey that's freeman's mind
eyyy
yeah but this channel be age gated
Womp womp
Is this what schizophrenia feels like
😔
hy phen
Idk bro I like clanking knights with a mace in vr
ya
hi phen
y a
The Romanians are building a giant stone octopus in Algeria
The Monolith told me
attention novices
please DO NOT announce to the server which racial group is your least favorite before you become a trainee and get human rights
Okay landlubber
Guys is this hard or not
Embed failure
fuck i miss ninjago
fr
I do indeed
Peak cinema
i wanna watch it again but i don't think it will hit the same
It won't, I've tried
I was quite old though when it came out, though I rewatched it about 2 years ago and got the best feeling nostalgia
Only worth it for the first 2 seasons
everything after drops in quality
@barren parcel
?
Jana.

50 50 cringe ig
I'll do it for 500
and then you learn they drank tainted water and they die right before you find meds
hehe, taint water
hello
Hey
Let me talk to you for a second
I saw what you did
You thought no one was paying attention but I was
it doesnt matter
your here now
and your mine 😈 🫃
ayo
sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm a woman, not a dude
a french one at that
ayo squared
thats not you...
and worse, I'm a ginger
thats even worse
its me 😈
fym bruh😭🙏
consider touching grass
someone actually going slowly insane in brainfart? thats a new one
or already insane in the first place
i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but brainfart exile doesn’t prevent you from going outside irl
sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but soon you're going to be used to the insanity
you're going to be an average brainfartian
pretty soon you're going to be as retarded as everyone else
which is VERY
and what is the pot calling the kettle black?
Someone sane in brainfart, you hate to see one, like seeing someone go insane slowly going downhill
WE are ALL in here
let it happen, he got himself exiled
bro youre a fucking master
cant you hlep me appeal my case?
dont you have some Clout?
a dirty secret on one of the MODS?👀
something to help my case
they threw you in an asylum
theres nothing you can do now but ramble on and on in your padded cell
anything bro atp im considering paying Josta
its about accountability, you are being held for your crimes, the same reason why you're in here
yeah so, Josta is a furry
bro
no
negotiations will go smoother
if anything that means hes probably good at computers then...
you know, I used to be an exile, when I got un-exiled I just stayed in brainfart, like I just accepted my fate
that might not be a good move
thats the difference between you and me
its been months since I was unexiled, I still havent left
were on different sides of the pond le french
unless you can plead your case, you're stuck here
people believe in freedom where im from,
Just aks politely and add owo and :3
uwu*
0w0
bro, I'm french, and a parisian at that, basically where the french revolution took place
I dont revolt
parisian?
paris?
youre from the capital
yes
what?😭
yes, I dont like strict governments, but the mod team is pretty chill
if I didnt like the government (mod team) I'd riot
but no, the government (mod team) is bearable
so true
you see now who you stuck in here with?
don't do drugs kids
or youll be stuck with stella
stella isnt stuck even
the most western, of western europeans
willingly torturing souls
i didn't say she is, its you who is stuck with her if youre exiled
I'm here voluntarily
I will not leave, you're stuck in with ME

they aint creepy, they infact can cry, but if only if I dont change their diapers
are they staring at your soul right now
then don't change their diapers






evil playthrough
evilmaxxing
well yes, they're gingers, equivalent to soul devourers
every timee you say gingers i have to do a double take
came out the womb pale skinned, and already born evil
opressor build
one explanation, they're gingers
thats what you get when you make a ginger breed another ginger
or you can kill someone with a merch and take it
try finding someone who listens to metalcore in asia
all i hear is kpop
I was born with red hair, already evil the moment I was
no one here is mentally unwell enough to listen to people scream
ok i wasn't convince before that one, but now yeah, you should kys, no other salvation
was at this restaurant this week, good ass food
when you're shizophrenic, you get to listen to something similar, but you have no option to make them stop, unless you swallow flavorless pills
but they are playing kpop on speaker for the hour we were there
you listen to more voices so the voices in your head go quiet, i think thats how it works
atleast for me
tfw the voices come back, even louder than before
up the dosage, listen to louder voices
you either lose your ears or your sanity
i know what im choosing
take them pills, they go away temporarily
im not diagnosed im not actually schizophrenic
well I am, I have to take mood stabilizers, anti psychotics, and the optional anti-deppresants
so does that mean you were spawned under the towe?
or were you just farmed under it
under latoureiffel, theres just the catacombs, wdym
your parents told their child this?
aint no one being born in a place filled with skeletons belonging to the poeple who died during the jacobin terror(or atleast some of the skeletons, more or less)
wait
no i meant did your parents give burth under the eyefull tower
no
this aint brainfart this is brainrot
you want the long answer?
describe in perfect detail every action that took place when you were fuckin
hold on I'm gonna finish my breakfast first

I havent slept
I watched my kids for 4 days and without sleeping
today is the 4th day
the motherly instincts are real
yes, of twin girls thats just weeks old
I was raised here
from an unbiased pov i want your opinion
is france dirty
yes
like ive heard that it can be very unsanitary in places but thats always from people who "visited"
none who are of the baugette
but like,
how dirty
an occasional news paper flying across the street?
or garbage shit piss and drugs infront of everystep?
rats like new york and it fucking stinks
and on some days, riots
or las vegas dirty
what is that like?
i have so many questions im sorry i know this must be alot
and if you're a foreigner, and you try to ask instructions from some locals in english or any language other than french, most of them will not answer you completely
you just woke up, enjoy your morning
I havent slept, keeping watch of my babies, all goddamn night
for 4 nights now
paris dirty
its a mixed bag in paris, rats that reminds you of new york, stinks like shit in some areas
french protests with us weapons

I advise poeple from visiting paris dude
do you think I'm that loyal to paris?
yes
I live 10km out from paris itself
how is your english so good?
only on discord
everyone who speaks english does it so well as opposed to the opposite way lol
in person I speak english with a very thick french-italian accent
and I replace some english words I cant pronounce in french
my english is good only when typing, when speaking
explanantion for that is I'm not really french, let me explain, I was born in sicily, before I was born, my parents were in failing marriage
and when I was born, a few months after that, it was the last straw, they divorced
Privet 


everyone shut the fuck up shes talking
Fuck off 
stalker
im sorry @pastel quartz please continue
Respectfully

no one cares about paris ill visit there one day
Nova
@open laurel post the cat
Shes no longer a milf


explanantion for that is I'm not really french, let me explain, I was born in sicily, before I was born, my parents were in failing marriage, and when I was born, a few months after that, it was the last straw, they divorced, my mom couldnt take care of me, my dad couldnt take care of me, so they threw me off to my french relatives, and I was just 5 at the time
Mistah Caboot, give me some serum Mistah Caboot
You should write a book
and I was raised like a french person
it would sound like a very long sobstory, no
Write a manifesto
You do know about stories 10 sentences long
my struggle
Perfect title
Byeah
point is yeah, I'm an italian, born in sicily, but culturally and language-wise, I'm french
i see
Bro she has kids, its not worth it
bad, I cant speak italian, write italian, and understand italian
WTF IS THIS GIF
35 years without a footjob....
thats so fucking good
i love this format
Because you didn't have italian education
Aint that right
yes
that was replaced with french
Le french shut up
Have you thought of moving or even visiting sicily
i see
no
you must have a reputation here
or your a dead meme
You're*
not really
She changes her name a lot so we dont know if its her
Shut up new fart
it is
I'm gonna go, husband wants to talk about something important
explode his balls with the force
He wants to move to the seventh layer of hell
We got moving to Italy
Moving to seventh layer of hell
Alr I can't see my favorites gifs anymore discord wants me to stop
Just forced closed it and I still cant
discord literally crashes my phone if i open gifs on it

Force stopped it and now it's perma fucked
Yk ive had somewhat the same mobile ui for a bit now ive seen people talking about how they keep getting new ui
Here let me show u
i update my discord every now and then so idk
this is yes
My favorited section is unopenable now
Actually I can't because the fucking dms preview now
preview the zip bomb
Them hiding all the porn discords is kinda funny
thats what mines looked like for awhile and its somewhat fine the first release was god awful tho
You do know those are big scams
Mine just looks mid
i still want old layout but they removed the work around
I don't wanna look at that at all though
Scam or not
You are brainwashed by some sluts
Some people like that
@pastel quartz slap this man for me
I can't copy links on insta now my phone just refuses to do shit
He won't do it to a brother
What phone you got
On my Samsung fridge rn
spit that broke bitch
Phones are getting better and better
Pepi
no they are not
Complete fucking lie
Yes they are
This is a Steam Deck boot video based off the iconic windows XP Gangster Edition video
Download here: https://mega.nz/file/fpgkHCKK#dZFaDQ9sI5W-9hBGv8kdi_2mq9fTidzK_zqzanjEtGc
credits go to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82jvnwga0Eand Artzert on YouTube for their remake as I used the loading bar in their video in minelink...
theres 0 point in upgrading my phone to a iphone 15 theres 0 point
Who even mentioned iphones
Iphone is not a phone
Apple is a greedy company
We talking phones not overpriced garbage
you will get fucked in the ass by planned obsolescence
And you will be happy
You already got fucked by getting an iphone
Iphones are just subscriptions for subscriptions
some outstanding takes in this server
Wym
iphone 7-iphone11 2 of the best phones made by them
Who the fuck likes iPhone
That reminds me I should get a new phone
the people who got one instead of a android
its like xbox vs playstation
Though I had mine fixed twice already
iphones are like status symbols
dating with an android phone is ass because you will be ghosted by iphone cunts
iphone 11 is good phone shits durable asf way better then that new garbage
I just hate not being able to do whatever I want with it you have to do jailbreaking and dumb shit like that
samsung making good phones recently i just hate the ui
Can be changed very easily
a small fruitfly was pestering me, i obliterated him with antiseptic spray
You can just change it yea
thats cool ngl
Time to visit sralna
idk ive always had a iphone cant really hate i swear the iphone 7 is the best phone ever created
I feel like the only issue with swapping from iphone to Android is that android kinda is not the nicest out the box
I will never touch an android tablet
and i want u 2 want me 2 < 3 #uwu yolo
I always associate them with children's drool
I only ever used telegraph
best communication device ever made
Like bro
Because that's all I've felt touching android tablets in my life
u hating ive used androids in the past not like owned them but they just feel weird
It's a matter of perspective
Yea
That's all
Sralna is funny
I've had an iPhone and an android
And I prefer being able to do whatever I want with androids
What?
I had only a couple tablets but
apples old ipads were rly good
Idk why I feel like android tablets are ignored
Now even the newest ipads are just boring refreshes
Apple really needs to innovate the software of ipadOS to really make a difference
we still dont have a proper file system for this fucking thing
they can jerk off and say that its the next PC, but if it barely has anything over the phone software... whats the difference?
why even bother
Despite it all, its still my most used apple device
I swear new iphones are just new camera
And there we go another 1500 USD you gotta pay
At least EU stopped this madness by telling new phones to use usb c
Next gen it would be wireless charging which could cost a fortune
Just so they can add more weight
I mainly stick to Android
Sure it has a lot of bad things but
Its cheap and equally as good w a lot more features
I never saw bad things about android
There is no reason to own a new phone
If it can play videos, music and porn it's NASA to me
Well
Ocel to atame
I am still using Iphone 7 so yej
Nece nece pa stane?
Oce
I treba
And why are they turning into Atame
They are friends, but you should watch out for Pera
Superior phonetic language 
Fox rot
Very normie NATO standard phonetic
I wouldnt be a furry next to Pera
Nema pojma

Where is this from?
Dungeon Meshi
kbity
gn bird
gn kota
hi W
Good thing Pera is not here
gn
Who remembers that mod madi/Mwadi, was he known for pathologically lying ?
no he was just 2 horny
now iedy
idk about iedy
dont trust that devilish bird
Finger's skins
when they start to peel
I think that's phimosis, my guy
peel off your nipples
so this is how pepperoni is made
spongecock
this is what actresses do in movies to have an excuse to show their boibs
sha boings boings boings 💀
what
zoinks..
yesterday i slept 3 hr and today 6 hr 
im gonna rest my weary eyes for a second
yeah unweary your eyes
anyone can translate this?
Holy shit, its been agea since ive encountered another generation zero player
I just came back
after all of the updates they added
Pog
Btw do you have the easter european weapons pack (dlc)
I have all
Its rly good, but i wish those greedy mfs made more free content
I just want more guns that's all
but these guys havent updated for a bit
But it feels empty
I hope they haven't stopped
Fr
Same
Are you still in the starting area?
Fermenting in uni at the moment, I need a supply drop of silly cats
Yes
"Why is everyone so mean to me 💔" -dead greek guy
Would
Why are his cheeks significantly more worn down than other parts of the body
Archaeologists not tellin us something
“There’s your target, 47”
Mf made it look like a Skyrim finisher
Even the camera
< Powercenter
Sanitary >
Supplies (?) >
Living room >
Exit >
Have fun with generation zero, although can be a little complicated to navigate with all the swedish shit everywhere 
Anime profile picture
You are as valuable as a summer ant
they most likely were homosexual transgender
he's taking the day off and this week to spend time with me, I already know whats gonna happen at the end of it
Netflix adaptation headass
you autistic retards are gonna play with legos?
no, because then they also would be native-american on top of that.
Black*
Netflix panned for historic innacuracy after casting someone attractive in the role of your mother
close, sex
I can’t get over the fucking dumbass argument of making shows that market as historically accurate, putting a black person as the queen of England or sth and then saying shit like “they are actors, they pretend to be other people”
If blade was white I’d riot
They would too
Not real 
There's this finnish movie that had a black guy playing the role of some famous nazi officer in ww2
funnies shit i've ever seen
My mom is the prettiest in the world and she’d beat up your mom 
i dont get why we cant just paint our skin for the correct color of the movie. Robert Downey Jr. was black in that one vietnam movie and he was amazing.
I cant take it seriously, cleopatra was not black bro
If I was watching a movie on Joseph Stalin and he was Phillipino I’m walking out of the cinema
GRAH FUCK YOU 😭
netflix adaptation
“My mom said, don’t let anybody tell you otherwise, cleopatra was black” WELL ID HER MOM SAID SO
and he was a woman
"nah man, it's different. He wasn't doing black flace; he was playing a guy doing black face."
But then the go ballistic if the any character (including the bad guy) says something midly offensive.
in case it wasn't obvious america doesn't care about historic accuracy or other cultures they just want to spread their own shit views to others
damn this is great
🫃
🫃
@uncut yew is preggers
Going for that civ 5 cultural victory
🍆
hi Delight 


historically, cleopatra would be brown
not fucking african bro
I remember when jurnos said that Bioshock Infinite was racist/misogynistic.
THOSE ARE THE VILLAINS, MY GUY
even the thing with the juliet and romeo play, whos idea was it to change the race of juliet
I posted that before
Game journalist is probably the lowest type of person.
Hmmm
yeah, it was clear at the start of the game
Died at 39. Pretty long lived for an ancient person 
You know if something is in Africa doesn’t mean it’s just black people right
Who do you think Alexandria is named after
and historically, she would be brown, like an egyptian
African as in born on the continent of Africa
Is Elon musk African
pretty sure that the modern residents of egypt are not descended from ancient egyptians
but yeah, some shade of brown
and does it include black?
Idk what netflix was on
Politics
Huffin that shit like it’s an asthma inhaler
there isn't much data regarding this
you can point to their art to figure out what skin color they had, but they sometimes gave themselves random ass skin tones. blue and green and shit.
or are they just fixated on making the main characters black
fr fr
what? blue, green?😭🙏
You can look at their statues
it's art.
Art is weird.
Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator (Koinē Greek: Κλεοπάτρα Θεά Φιλοπάτωρ lit. Cleopatra "father-loving goddess"; 70/69 BC – 10 August 30 BC) was Queen of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt from 51 to 30 BC, and its last active ruler. A member of the Ptolemaic dynasty, she was a descendant of its founder Ptolemy I Soter, a Macedonian Greek general and com...
Look at her and her kids statues
modern art, or traditional art
What about him
Just look at him
Yeah, they look like this in their art
most of the time
Btw descendant of a Macedonian Greek general, yeah she was not black
And probably not white either
Just like Jesus
fuck this, I dont feel like talking about netflixes fixation of making historical figures black
who the fuck crams their political views down poeples throats, and expect them to still pay for their shit
My question is, does this level of pandering actually work for people represented?
I’d feel insulted
it isnt, it feels forced
Sucking up so fucking hard you make an English queen black
the ratings would get blasted by the british
same what happened to the black cleopatra "documentary". it got blasted by egyptians
it would work, if the historical figure was black, BUT THIS IS CLEOPATRA
Also she had no beard, even tho dwarf women are supposed to
Turbo based, defend your history
they're just cramming their political views down everyones throats
All the people soying out over black cleopatra would be throwing words around like American imperialism
Don’t realize they are doing cultural colonialism lmao
keep the romanian chained strigoi
don't release it here
always
the mods disagree
My favorite shit is when they insist on shit like "latinx" only to be laughed by every single spanish speaker, living and dead (and they think they understand what is good for foriegn people)
imperialism 2.0
even in shows like riverdale, in the season 7, there was a storyline that calls out how white poeple ran institutions censor content when it comes to black poeple, ITS SET IN THE 50S, THEY WOULD RECIEVE PUNISHMENT FOR THAT SHIT
another example of content being ruined by having hidden political agendas
I don’t think they hide it
It’s pretty out in the open
wow that sounds horrible! 😔
good thing I only watch anime and consume 0 western media
yes, and how they put it is they hide it in the episode, and do badly at it
if netflix does a documentary on the french revolution and the person they cast to play napoleon is black, I'm gonna give them the king louis and queen antoinette punishment
Jackie Chan
My favorite one was the Obama by Ryan Gosling
qu'est-ce que putain
good morning 
C'est de ça que je parle, ce n'est pas leur putain d'histoire, ils n'ont pas le droit de changer la race des personnages historiques, surtout l'histoire qui n'est pas la leur
stupid fucking foreigners
2 more kids 
:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️
That's what I'm talking about, it's not their fucking history, they have no right to change the race of historical figures, especially history that isn't theirs
Those motherfuckers should be castrated
who needs an iron golem when you got chad priest
Baited into watching 5 seconds of a furry animation
he uses spells n shit
based and cringe
This transgression will not be forgiven
Acu' vreo 3 ani am tras o căcare din-aia oribilă la servici. Practic mi-a explodat curul și am stropit tot, absolut TOT, cu căcat. Am pândit până am rămas singur pe acolo și am ieșit. Singurul lucru pe care l-am curățat calumea am fost eu. Vreo 2 săptămâni s-a discutat despre cine a demolat baia atunci.
@pastel quartz loved it anyway
Kys 
perfect
@sudden robin (imgoingtorapeyou) has been banned for reason: Did not comply

might as well repopulate france, seeing as I'm seeing no condoms so far
no protection of any sort, whatsoever
@solar obsidian im going to make coffee brb 

Hello everynyan
How are you fine thank you
@pastel quartz
pretty good. you?
Absolutely normal'no
all systems nominal. not great not terrible
PUTAINE
putains d'étrangers stupides
am ars o laba rapida
new reminder to myself: dont watch documentaries made by stupid fucking americans on other countries history
putaine merde, ces stupides putains d'étrangers
Dommage
omlette du
J'adore le français
mensonges
Non
lies, no one likes the french unironically
insane
la bread
le fish au chocolat
the fact i know exactly what u are referring to is cursed
sponge cock
reélle
nice
Wishlist Lay of the Land on Steam
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2776090
Support development and play the game early
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Tooley1998
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/tooley1998
Gday everyone. I'm super excited to announce that building is now in the game!! Finally. This was huge update and was the most complex thing in ...
le poisson au chocolat
Name one good French thing
kys
French toast but I don't think that's even French like French fries
🤓
i don't think I've ever had camembert cheese
bread
Croissants are pretty good
Stank ass cheese
the inside is not bad, but the outside is disgusting
Bread is not French
I got something I need to get off my chest concerning French food.
The french can go straight to hell with the champagne/sparkling wine thing. The term deserves to get genericized (tissue/kleenex, hot tub/jacuzzi).
Imagine if Italians went ballistic and yelled
IT'S NOT REALLY BOLOGNA UNLESS IT COMES FROM THE BOLOGNA REGION OF ITALY.
I know french fries isnt even french
But I do like Snails
Best food
steamed?








