🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

_ _

[tidal trellis]

Leave this mortal coil and never return

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811451516421668885/1080611026929721435/cat_emoji.gif

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

[glad carbon]

hiedy

[narrow lotus]

hellooo

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796556298446569532/1224654724159246376/2d145f221b86594deea7b64ddd9b639ec67e5f0c9875c5d6b0a5ca2430ef3a9c_1.mp4?ex=661e4797&is=660bd297&hm=fcf5f21451802b426099fb1997015be10b506e27400a5fc6b7c293e46b5eb351&

me as an uncle

[grizzled meadow]

Just !fuckyou

[narrow lotus]

!0daysls

!0daysld

[split canyon]

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[grizzled meadow]

!embedfail

[split canyon]

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[upper shore]

!fuckme

[narrow lotus]

p!inchinese

[foggy mantle]

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[narrow lotus]

!cringe

[split canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1166264095947886632/y2mate.is_-_Cringe_guitar-NjL63kB1r-o-720p-1697959473.mp4?ex=6549db14&is=65376614&hm=2222609b89fbda66c347baa5f1808cbfb6e67b6a51a4f370b6b4765d95a0a0ad&

[eager igloo]

Best bot

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mellstroy-gif-27140185

@narrow lotus uni professors on their way to write a book that costs 50 euro and it doesn't even have useful material in it

( they will make it mandatory)

[narrow lotus]

50 euro but for you it's 45 euros since you attend my class

You're welcome, you're welcome

[stone blade]

also its written unnecessarily complex

for no reason

[pallid cargo]

Кто сломал команды боту в чате ру юа?

!slap

Где?

[stone blade]

Shut up russian

go back to #🚽сральня🚽

[pallid cargo]

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

aha

[solar obsidian]

he cant, his rank is too low

[stone blade]

spasibo
ebal tvoi rot blya

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Who broke the bot's commands in the ru ua chat?

[pallid cargo]

Верните пожалуйста команды

[narrow lotus]

he should , he is rookie

[stone blade]

he said bring back the command

[pallid cargo]

Там серьезный разговор

[solar obsidian]

not enough

!slap @pallid cargo

[pallid cargo]

thsts true

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[pallid cargo]

Вот именно!

[devout hull]

Add p

[solar obsidian]

p!slap @devout hull

[foggy mantle]

Delight slaps Sodomy Longipennis

Powered by weeb.sh

[solar obsidian]

nope

[devout hull]

p!kiss @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Sodomy Longipennis kisses Delight

Powered by weeb.sh

[pallid cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[tidal trellis]

Brug

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

new car is being delivered in 2 weeks 👌

[solar obsidian]

noice

happy bday 🤝

[lusty sonnet]

tyty

[robust cove]

!destroy @solar obsidian

wot typerino

[solar obsidian]

!lithuaniaze @robust cove

[craggy wigeon]

Math

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

!teachdutch @solar obsidian

[stone blade]

it will get stolen by a mysterious bunch on the way tehre

[lusty sonnet]

i'll steal it back

[pale ingot]

!stealwallet everyone

[lusty sonnet]

p!rob @pale ingot

[foggy mantle]

hamma__ doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[lusty sonnet]

poor

[craggy wigeon]

Romanian

[pale ingot]

p!rob @lusty sonnet

[foggy mantle]

aresupermenetaferaspipolissoe doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[pale ingot]

brokie

[lusty sonnet]

broke broski

[pallid cargo]

Это серьезное заявление

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472018112573603850/1111029657102454875/image0-2-1.gif

[robust cove]

!respawninrealcountry @solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

!enslave @robust cove

[eager igloo]

Polish Lithuanian relations

[minor cypress]

Banger

[inland jackal]

Test

Good

Why isnt it working

[minor cypress]

Test machine broke

[inland jackal]

Anyway, my teacher found a workaround for the problem i had with sql

Virtual machine

[minor cypress]

[grizzled meadow]

No! That is not Big Boss!

[inland jackal]

Ciao Balco

[grizzled meadow]

You pinged me

[inland jackal]

[grizzled meadow]

The bot doesn't work? The fuck

Maybe it's dead

[inland jackal]

Check it out

[grizzled meadow]

@heavy peak !fuckyou command doesn't work

[minor cypress]

Time for the yearly playthough of phantom pain while shitfaced and vibing to david bowie

[minor cypress]

Now do visual basic next

[pallid cargo]

Да никакие команды не работают

Я почему и пришел

Когда вернёте?

[minor cypress]

Kurwa?

[inland jackal]

🤙

[glad carbon]

male_02

[robust cove]

No

[inland jackal]

@steel bone Шисовнед you got a sheep loose

[minor cypress]

I still have no idea what that means

[grizzled meadow]

REAL

[pallid cargo]

Да я звал его, он очкует

[minor cypress]

Just that its a funny word

[pallid cargo]

Пусси

[inland jackal]

Дебил

[steel bone]

No I'm not

[pallid cargo]

пнх

[grizzled meadow]

Speak english or get rejected

[steel bone]

xD

[robust cove]

this isnt ruski chat blyrt

Idi na chui

[pallid cargo]

Horosho

[steel bone]

That's what he is trying to do, get rejected

[minor cypress]

I have spent the last week automating a fucking excel report with VBA to be lazy. That language is a hellscape

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Good

[inland jackal]

Btw @steel bone

[grizzled meadow]

Pashonahui

[steel bone]

Yeah?

[steel bone]

Hey

[pallid cargo]

[steel bone]

That's what you get @pallid cargo

[inland jackal]

Pashol ti nahui*

[minor cypress]

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[solar obsidian]

greatest russian speaking italian

[pallid cargo]

Тоже иди нахуй

[grizzled meadow]

🤓

[steel bone]

[pallid cargo]

Ладно, прости пожалуйста

Тут не до френдлифаера

[grizzled meadow]

Mashallah he will be rejected

[inland jackal]

Russian is a plastic bag when it comes to curse words

Serbia is the goat of cursing

[steel bone]

[robust cove]

Scusami, ehhh no parlo italiano

[inland jackal]

On a daily basis we send people to their mothers womb

[grizzled meadow]

If you did it yourself it is almost perfect

[robust cove]

Non parlo italiano

vaffanculo

[minor cypress]

I love foreign curses. Creative as fuck

People speak moon runes and end up saying things like "Your head is too big to fit back in your donkey mothers ass"

[robust cove]

Sì amore mio

[minor cypress]

Dito nel culo 🫴

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/995877007684554874/1085390677837357066/image0-35-1-2.gif

[minor cypress]

Prendila in culo da un ciuccio imbizzarrit

[inland jackal]

Yea, english is nothing compared to the balkans

[river zealot]

bastardio

[inland jackal]

One of the funni curses we have here is
Fuck your [blank]

[hot python]

https://mymovie.mov/

[inland jackal]

Fuck your painting for example

[heavy peak]

Wtf

[minor cypress]

Fuck yo couch

[heavy peak]

Fucking discord changed the file link

[inland jackal]

Painting, sister are the most common

And bread

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409008103946846208/1224724276268236890/togif.gif

[inland jackal]

@minor cypress
Oh and fuck everything yours is a thing also

[robust cove]

Freak

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-dog-licking-yummy-tongue-gif-26058109

[frail scaffold]

Cmon man

[narrow lotus]

[minor cypress]

[dreamy flax]

:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Take it in the ass with an imbizzarrit pacifier

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

Google translate lied to me

I was told it was "Take it in your ass from a runaway donkey" or something similar

How the hell did a pacifier get mixed up in that

[placid sail]

don't kinkshame Italians

[minor cypress]

Billions must cooka da pasta

[placid sail]

MAMMAAAAAAAAAAA MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minor cypress]

THEY FUCKING HIT THE PENTAGON

My sleepless delerium is starting to kick my ass

I need to sleep soon or wake the fuck up.

[glad carbon]

are you in the nonverbal stage

[narrow lotus]

🇷🇴

[minor cypress]

50/50. More in the "work needs to be done before i say some dumb shit" stage

[narrow lotus]

!lock

oi

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Deşteaptă-te, române, din somnul cel de moarte,
În care te-adânciră barbarii de tirani!
Acum ori niciodată, croieşte-ţi altă soarte,
La care să se-nchine şi cruzii tăi duşmani.

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  Şi oarba neunire la Milcov şi Carpaţi!
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  Jurăm că vom da mâna, să fim pururea fraţi!

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  Pretinde de la fii-şi azi mână d-ajutori,
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  În astfel de pericul s-ar face vânzători!

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  A cărui plăgi fatale şi azi le mai simţim;
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  Al cărui jug din seculi ca vitele-l purtăm;
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!unlock

[narrow lotus]

hmm why dont i get message that it unlocked

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/361456229249449987/1171953536347676732/lobotomized.gif?ex=655e8dc8&is=654c18c8&hm=61c29b242323509b11fe23b19bb970b1fc84e9e1d8f5b53ccd41267598b8e156&

[minor cypress]

!zerodays

Fuck

Whatever the command is

[narrow lotus]

!0daysld

[atomic crane]

what the fuck

[narrow lotus]

bot is dead

[minor cypress]

[narrow lotus]

!lemon

o7 bot

eat shit busy

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/david-tennant-jump-off-a-cliff-jump-give-up-gif-14421809

[atomic crane]

what the fuck

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/great-beyond-death-guy-jumping-off-cliff-gif-25471862

[minor cypress]

Is that ketchup on fucking pizza

[placid sail]

red paint

[narrow lotus]

no it's blood for the blood god

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-vicente-fernandez-head-pat-crush-michael-reeves-gif-23764722

[minor cypress]

Who the hell puts more tomato sauce on the tomato meat cheese pie

God is dead, and the bird people killed him

[atomic crane]

no zoro, dont minimize the crime

ketchup is far from simply tomato sauce

tomato sauce could be excused

[glad carbon]

real

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920786438239440966/1225019409773629502/IMG_2166.png?ex=661f9b3b&is=660d263b&hm=26b9dc28c1dbd8c75b27cce3a4b90085981ceb2c43979097a7298bf74b5ba555&

[glad carbon]

ketchup is awesome

[atomic crane]

whatever the fuck this moderator put on his pizza is

unacceptable

their pizza

[minor cypress]

I could cope if it was siracha

[atomic crane]

w/e

dont even know

[plain finch]

did you know theres ketchup deodorant

[glad carbon]

no and i dont need it

[robust cove]

I think you need it

[atomic crane]

what is the sriracha hype

the label looks vietnamese

do i want vietnamese hot sauce on my foods?

[plain finch]

no

[placid sail]

you never had siracha?

[minor cypress]

Siracha is just sorta spicy tangy sauce. Its good, trust the hype

[placid sail]

even we started to get it in the shops recently

it's dope

[minor cypress]

Recently??

[placid sail]

yeah

[atomic crane]

no i'm a red blooded american from the southwest

[minor cypress]

Wait, siracha isn't a mr worldwide condiment?

[placid sail]

it wasn't commonly available several years ago

[atomic crane]

i eat mexican hot sauce

[robust cove]

American

[minor cypress]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

Come pick up your fridge

It's running again

[stone blade]

wtf do u want

[minor cypress]

Siracha mayo is also good

[placid sail]

buddy the marshmellows started showing up in the shops only like

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

5-6 years ago

[minor cypress]

What the fuck do you mean only 5 years ago

[stone blade]

wtf

[robust cove]

Street legal

[minor cypress]

Next time you will tell me peanut butter is a seasonal fall exclusive

[placid sail]

yeah uhm

[atomic crane]

foreign country dudes be like "fuck peanut butter, gorskopjemanais is way better"

[minor cypress]

Brother we took the fucking iron curtain down in 1991. Go get some marshmallows in your cocoa

[placid sail]

peanut butter is pretty rare here still, pretty expensive & like, 1% of populace eats it at all

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/green-dog-purple-dog-shiba-gif-8418997451314949858

[minor cypress]

Rare?

[plain finch]

full of lean

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-clean-gif-7732473

extruding lean

[robust cove]

Literally what it was for years in poland

[glad carbon]

koko whatchu doin up at 4am

[atomic crane]

farting

watching jschlatt

considering drinking and eating

[minor cypress]

[glad carbon]

:D

whatcha gonna eat

[atomic crane]

this alcohol stuff makes me yippee!

[minor cypress]

Does that mean a large portion of people have never felt the joy of peanut butter and jelly

[atomic crane]

im gonna eat you up

[minor cypress]

Or PB and apples

[atomic crane]

okay PB and apples is wild but PB and honey wit banana slices goes hard

[minor cypress]

Or PB and bananna sandwich

[atomic crane]

oh you mean apple slices dipped in PB

[glad carbon]

pb and apples is fire

[atomic crane]

i thought we were still talking about sandwiches

[placid sail]

I only had peanut butter sandwich with itself

[glad carbon]

celery and PB is king theres nothing that can beat that

[atomic crane]

ants on a log do be bussin

[placid sail]

and though I like peanuts, it was a hard eat

[atomic crane]

hard eat 😏

[glad carbon]

fuck da ants just give me the wood

[atomic crane]

😳

[placid sail]

you know what rare american spread I actually love and could eat even without the bread?

[atomic crane]

miracle whip

[placid sail]

marshmellow fluff

[atomic crane]

well yeah if you don't like jet puff on its own you're a sociopath

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

basically a fucking fructose cum, but damn it's neat

what's jet puff

[glad carbon]

[proud torrent]

people put that stuff on bread?

[atomic crane]

yeah... copy that, bz

[glad carbon]

its marshmellow fluff

[proud torrent]

I always thought it was like a baking ingredient

[glad carbon]

its like the inside of a marshmellow but in a jar

[atomic crane]

a brand of marmello cum

[placid sail]

ah

[proud torrent]

is busy australian

[placid sail]

yes

[atomic crane]

i believe that's the right assumption

[proud torrent]

you guys put weird stuff on bread

[glad carbon]

marshmellow cum and banana sandwich

[atomic crane]

putting it on bread is new to me

[placid sail]

vegemite or death

[atomic crane]

death

please

[placid sail]

as you wish

[proud torrent]

Aussie also has sprinkles on bread and spaghetti on bread afaik

[narrow lotus]

alo\

[placid sail]

I should buy some tiny peanut butter jar and make the proper pb&jelly sammich

[proud torrent]

the sandwich of my namesake

PBnJ

[atomic crane]

i thought your namesake was a poor commoner named jay

[placid sail]

what's the usual jam for pbnj

[glad carbon]

do it

[atomic crane]

strawberry

without question

[proud torrent]

grape or strawberry, some people do honey and banana

[placid sail]

grape jam...

[atomic crane]

dont do grape

[placid sail]

wild people

[atomic crane]

do not do grape

[placid sail]

we don't have it lol

[atomic crane]

who does grape on a pbj

[proud torrent]

also you peanut butter both breads and put jam in the middle

[glad carbon]

do raspberry

raspberry jam

[placid sail]

the jam of my slavic kind

[atomic crane]

i'll tell you the mf recipe. bread 1: pb, jam. bread 2: butter.

[placid sail]

BUTTER?

[atomic crane]

yessir.

[dreamy flax]

@elder plank (illusiontff) has been muted for 7 days for reason: Insulting the shit out of another guy in VC , including slurs

[placid sail]

bro

no wonder morica is so obese

[atomic crane]

this guy has no concept of moderation

[proud torrent]

is old one american

[placid sail]

insanely nutritious and fat-rich pb

carb factory of a jam and bread

[proud torrent]

I never put butter on sandwiches

[glad carbon]

its not an entire slab of butter

[placid sail]

AND YOU SLAP SOME BUTTER ON TOP, TOO

[atomic crane]

nah leave them to it frog, they're just uncultured primates from across the pond

over in fairy land

[placid sail]

might as well use steaks instead of bread at this point

[glad carbon]

he probably uses butter straight from the fridge

[proud torrent]

have aussies figured reeses peanut butter cups yet or are you people still eating shortbread cookies and shit like it's the 1800s

[atomic crane]

hey do you guys eat kackenruijterspielen for every meal

[placid sail]

I just bite the stick and throw it back into fridge

[atomic crane]

of course not, you enjoy it in moderation

[glad carbon]

fat bastard

[placid sail]

also I feel ashamed now that I've jumped on temptation to pretend I'm aussie so I will come clean

I'm actually from mordor

[atomic crane]

alice springs, westphalia

[glad carbon]

westphallic

[solar obsidian]

oi, cunt

[placid sail]

|| ||

[inland jackal]

I want sheet on the bed

[atomic crane]

yo cunt wassup

[inland jackal]

You will not sheet on the bed you son of a beach

[atomic crane]

can i shit the bed

[placid sail]

I thought you're american too

[atomic crane]

i am

[placid sail]

and you're german

[inland jackal]

He is

[placid sail]

but this is schnitzel

[inland jackal]

Wiener schnitzel

[atomic crane]

wait bz, you're telling me you're australian but you can't name every australian town?

alice springs is in the outback you silly billy

[placid sail]

I just told you I'm not

[zealous remnant]

🇳🇿

[atomic crane]

where the fuck is mordor in relation to arizona

[placid sail]

uhm

[glad carbon]

its north of china i think

[placid sail]

something like that, ye

[atomic crane]

that's where the uyghurs live

definitely

[tulip ravine]

Morning

[robust cove]

Every eastern european that learns english

[glad carbon]

you should get drunk and go to sleep

[atomic crane]

true

[dreamy flax]

Warned illusiontff for: You have 10 minutes to change those slurs in your bio or you will be banned instead
Warning: 1

[tulip ravine]

Old one

My man

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

im about to go chug 5 shots of seagrams seven

[tulip ravine]

How are you big man

[glad carbon]

seamans

[atomic crane]

good, about to be even better my friend

how are you

[placid sail]

in my defence, I hail from the country that is hated by every single virtue signaller in the world and is basically new nazis

[tulip ravine]

Can’t complain Yano

[atomic crane]

russia

calling it now

[tulip ravine]

Man’s good, just got up so bout chill for a bit then idk what to do tbh

[solar obsidian]

ding ding ding ding

[proud torrent]

I have a good reaction meme for this statement but fear the hammer

[atomic crane]

perfect time for a cuppa joe and a couple joes if you know what im sayin

[placid sail]

no balls

[solar obsidian]

why cant @placid sail just say "hello, guys, im from russia, nice to meet you 🤝"?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[green schooner]

He will become madi

[narrow lotus]

he isnt that bland

[robust cove]

At least you're not lithuanian

[tulip ravine]

My dad?

[narrow lotus]

he is busy with the big bussy

[robust cove]

find positives in life

[placid sail]

because Dumbtyom and Pavlo will immediately have an aneurysm

and they're too young to die of big angry

[atomic crane]

i have a better reaction

[placid sail]

I worry for them

[solar obsidian]

it be funny tho, no balls

[tulip ravine]

Delight my man

[solar obsidian]

call it character development

[proud torrent]

is that puffy cap associated with a specific country

[tulip ravine]

How’s it going?

[solar obsidian]

[atomic crane]

erm uh err

[robust cove]

I'm polish, I legally have to hate russians

[proud torrent]

that dlc's air control mission is neat I was playing it yesterday

[solar obsidian]

you?

[placid sail]

also I generally consider unprompted statement of your citizenship cringe

except if it's Polish

bobr kurwas are automatically funny to me

hehe

ja perdole

[solar obsidian]

idk what that means

[robust cove]

Be quiet

[tulip ravine]

Not bad mate, few footy games on today so gonna watch that, arsenal vs Luton I think

Hehehehehe

Arse

[atomic crane]

I'm American (badass btw)

[placid sail]

p!cringe

[foggy mantle]

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[solar obsidian]

ironic

[placid sail]

no wait I wanted the other one

!cringe

[hot python]

Sayeret Maglan

[placid sail]

HEY

WHERE'S THE GUITAR ONE

[solar obsidian]

bot dead

also

[placid sail]

USELESS MODS

FIX

NOW

[atomic crane]

you know who's responsible

[placid sail]

INSTEAD OF LOCKING DOWN CHAT SHOULD HAVE FIXED THE BOT

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bot-bot-command-bot-command-fail-epic-fail-gif-25063174

[solar obsidian]

idk him

[minor cypress]

Spread? We don't put it on sandwiches lol. Its mostly used for desserts

[atomic crane]

wow delight, r/whooosh much?

[green schooner]

Ok Arizona

[hot python]

How could the Israeli Sayeret Maglan do this to Falcobot

Cannot believe it

[proud torrent]

did I post this fucked up dog yet brainfart I forget

https://i.imgur.com/Y7lGuvr.mp4

[atomic crane]

IS THAT A MAN RIDING A SHRIMP

[placid sail]

it's honestly impressive how every could get away with a lot of shady shit just doing it lowkey and my fair country is just going

https://tenor.com/view/muajaja-the-simpsons-gif-7251407

every damn time

[minor cypress]

Grape, strawberry, anything you got

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

without even attempting to make it hush hush

[dreamy flax]

@elder plank (illusiontff) has been banned for reason: Refused to comply and change his bio

[placid sail]

so about that iconic grape jam

never seen it in my life

[atomic crane]

this guy is so chill

[proud torrent]

ay bro if u gon ban me for my bio go ahea g that was there before i joined
us chill and everything but ur moddin the most braindead discord
community

[solar obsidian]

busy considers himself american after trying american desserts that were made in russia

[atomic crane]

ay bro...

[tidal trellis]

ay bro

[placid sail]

WELL I DO

[atomic crane]

go aheh g

[placid sail]

AND EAT IT WITH A SPOON TOO

[atomic crane]

this is what it's really for

they'll lie and try to tell you it's for "baking" and "desserts"

but let's be real

[minor cypress]

Never? Its delicious

[placid sail]

the voices in my head

[atomic crane]

your chart says you're fucked up

[minor cypress]

Do russians even know about the final boss of nut butters

[placid sail]

are telling me to make a sandwich with nutella AND marshmellow fluff

[atomic crane]

you talk like a fart and your shit's all regarded

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nutella-gif-4099928683247293109

[placid sail]

oh, that

[quaint ore]

Nutella slaps

[placid sail]

yeah no nutella is here since forever

[solar obsidian]

real american cosplayer (heart failure by the age of 40)

[quaint ore]

Sad it is like eating liquid sugar

[placid sail]

but what a tasty way to go

[atomic crane]

oh my

i never thought of this before

[quaint ore]

I feel sad that candy is bad for your health

[solar obsidian]

same

[placid sail]

green card for me for that amazing invention

[hot python]

Some other company makes a 1:1 copy of Nutella without all the sugar here
It's pretty cool

[atomic crane]

dude, new daily breakfast item discovered

[minor cypress]

If you want a real american sandwich

[placid sail]

I'm not shooting the bread, zoro

[minor cypress]

Get bread, peanut butter, potato chips, and pickles.

Assemble.

[solar obsidian]

ew wtf

[placid sail]

...

[minor cypress]

Nah nah hear me out

Sounds like ass

[placid sail]

the fuck you mean "potato chips"

[minor cypress]

Lays?

[solar obsidian]

peanut butter is disgusting by itself for me

[placid sail]

yeah I got that part

I'm just in shock

[narrow lotus]

ye i cant say i enjoy the peanut butter

i like nutella tho

[placid sail]

this is UK cuisine at this point, not morica

[narrow lotus]

or FINETTI

[atomic crane]

you're one of those people that saw reeses potato chip cups and went "i'll try it"

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade ALO IVAN FINETTI ??????????????????

[minor cypress]

You get the sweetness and cream from PB, the salty crunch of chips, the tang/tartness of pickles.

[solar obsidian]

hmm, idk finetti

[green schooner]

Diabetes speed run

[minor cypress]

It sounds like insanity, but the principles are sound.

[solar obsidian]

what kind of pickles? marinated?

[placid sail]

I feel guilty for eating nutella every time, but I eat it nonetheless

[minor cypress]

Dill or bread and butter pickles

[placid sail]

pickles IS marinated cucumbers

[tulip ravine]

I love just getting a spoon and digging into Nutella

[solar obsidian]

wtf are those

[atomic crane]

bread and butter pickles are watered down garbage

[minor cypress]

Guilty. It was mid.

[solar obsidian]

cucumber =/= pickle

[narrow lotus]

It always starts with a promise to eat just a bit , then before you know it , you ate half the jar and you feel sick from the sugar rush

[tulip ravine]

Cucumber and pickle both suck arse

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[narrow lotus]

no

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pickles-brooklyn-brine-nyc-gif-3294306

[narrow lotus]

Pickles are top tier

Kebab without pickles , is like sex but with your mother

[placid sail]

pickles are cured cucumbers wdym

[narrow lotus]

[tulip ravine]

I like curry on my kebab

Mmmm

[solar obsidian]

cucumber is long and pickle is short ||(like your cock)||

[minor cypress]

I didn't realize peanut butter was such a divisive topic

[atomic crane]

fuck everything man

[narrow lotus]

peanut butter created the Great Schism

[tulip ravine]

Peanut butter sucks

[grizzled meadow]

Prendila in culo da un ciuccio imbizzarrito*
You missed a letter

[atomic crane]

how do you know so much about food lengths

[placid sail]

it has nothing to do with the size of it idiot

[atomic crane]

delight, pull up the girth stats

[narrow lotus]

Futuva rasa-n gura de italieni nenorociti bastarzi si urati

Huaaaaaaaa

[placid sail]

pickles can be big and small

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[placid sail]

small pickles are called kornishon in here

[minor cypress]

Shit next you all will say pickle relish is an affront to god

[narrow lotus]

Muraturi in romanian

[tulip ravine]

Cucumber in the summer pickle in the winter

[solar obsidian]

kornishon this cock

[zealous remnant]

deep fried pickles

[proud torrent]

I am not a fan of sweet relish but dill relish is fine

[atomic crane]

busy have you ever had sweet whole baby pickles

[minor cypress]

Agreed. Too sweet a pickle is pointless.

[tulip ravine]

Pickle relish is a affront to god

[minor cypress]

I need the tang and crunch

[narrow lotus]

NONO

[tulip ravine]

Also why do the rehydrated onions from McDonald’s actually slap

[narrow lotus]

PICKLE MUST BE SOUR

[tulip ravine]

Pickle must be sweet

[placid sail]

haven't seen much of relish here

I just know it's a thing

[tulip ravine]

Chocolate covered pickle is nice tbh

[minor cypress]

Nah fuck that

[proud torrent]

just throw a pickle through a sausage/meat grinder

[tulip ravine]

Also fun fact they sell pickle kits here

[minor cypress]

Now fried pickles with ranch

[tulip ravine]

With like

Takis

[minor cypress]

[tulip ravine]

Sauce

Etc

[solar obsidian]

pickle

[atomic crane]

who the fuck only accepts one or the other, the correct answer is both in their respective situations

[solar obsidian]

cucumber

@placid sail

[atomic crane]

man that looks like a dick

[placid sail]

those two are both cucumbers you idiot

[tulip ravine]

Why do the pickle got genital warts

[solar obsidian]

no

[minor cypress]

[solar obsidian]

top is pickle

[placid sail]

pickle is short for a

get this

[solar obsidian]

bottom is cucumber

[placid sail]

PICKLED

CUCUMBER

[solar obsidian]

nuh uh

[proud torrent]

this pickle looks like it's been in brine for less than a day

[atomic crane]

why are pickles brined, then

[placid sail]

IT'S IN THE NAME

PICKLE

PICKLED

[atomic crane]

brined

[tulip ravine]

Why do you know so much about phallus shaped objects

Each to their own

[placid sail]

jesus christ

lithuania's smartest boy

[atomic crane]

yeah he pulled up the length stats im waiting for the girth stats

[tulip ravine]

I’m waiting for the juice stats

[atomic crane]

😳

[minor cypress]

Where do pickles grow

[stone blade]

idk what that is

[proud torrent]

all these actual pickle options and Delight picks the cucumber image

[minor cypress]

The pickle bush?

[atomic crane]

my underwear

[tulip ravine]

I grew a pickle

[placid sail]

delight is about to go "nah I was joking ofc"

[solar obsidian]

no

[atomic crane]

nature loves making cocks

[solar obsidian]

i wont research because im too lazy

so anyway, i am right

[narrow lotus]

I mean we have cucumbers, we have peaches

[storm stream]

in the jars|| ||

[tulip ravine]

Delight don’t listen to these pickle hating cunts you are right

[zealous remnant]

he turned himself into a pickle
funniest shit i ever saw

[atomic crane]

eggplants, squash

carrots

[proud torrent]

https://tenor.com/usiX.gif

[atomic crane]

what other foodstuffs are vaguely phallic

[placid sail]

what is there to research even???????

MARINUOTI

[solar obsidian]

gaslight. thats a pickle

[placid sail]

AGURKAI

[narrow lotus]

MURATURI

[atomic crane]

my lord im bout ta bust

[placid sail]

IT'S RIGHT THERE

[minor cypress]

Next you'll tell me tomatos aren't delishish by themselves

[solar obsidian]

try deepL

[minor cypress]

Eat em like apples

[narrow lotus]

Oi how about GOGOSARI

[minor cypress]

With some salt and pepper

[narrow lotus]

Peppers

[tulip ravine]

EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON

[atomic crane]

i prefer to slice mine, and generally have them along with something else

[narrow lotus]

PICKLED PEPPERS

[atomic crane]

fried tomatoes go hard as fuck

[placid sail]

this boy just ain't right

[minor cypress]

I usually do too but i love a good fresh tomato

[atomic crane]

is this guy named peter piper

[tulip ravine]

Tomatoes are actually arse

[solar obsidian]

how can peppers be pickles

[solar obsidian]

literally no proof

[narrow lotus]

ye they are made in the same way as pickles and they become moist and sour

[minor cypress]

Make a tomato sandwich. Just mayo, salt, pepper, tomato, on toast

[narrow lotus]

very good and used with a lot of high greasy meals and shit

[zealous remnant]

pickling is just food preservation

[tulip ravine]

Tomatoe is arse

[narrow lotus]

the sour stuff helps the stomach with the grease and oil

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

it only works if you have good fresh tomatoes

[solar obsidian]

i see. finally a proper response, unlike the autistic one @placid sail provides

[minor cypress]

Love me peperochinis. Ever made Mississippi pot roast?

[robust cove]

Who got that ribbed "pickle"

[placid sail]

I'm going to shit in your soup

[atomic crane]

no what is that

[solar obsidian]

come to lithuania then

[grizzled meadow]

Peperochinis?

Peperoncini mfs

[atomic crane]

[minor cypress]

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/260697/mississippi-pot-roast/

[narrow lotus]

Uuu pot roast tho

[atomic crane]

oh

[placid sail]

the... visual presentation could do some work

[atomic crane]

oh

[minor cypress]

Peppers, gravy, ranch packet, broth, seasonings, slap in pot, let it cook, enjoy.

[narrow lotus]

@polar urchin and Solaire love these

i cant tag solaire because shit name

[atomic crane]

im about to make a spacezoro spit roast if you dont watch it

[placid sail]

meat turds my beloved

[minor cypress]

For your special eyes

[storm stream]

what's this?

[atomic crane]

whitest trash

[atomic crane]

holy shit it's fucking

[solar obsidian]

what is that yellow vomit?

[placid sail]

ohhh that meat looks so tender

[atomic crane]

the meme is real

[robust cove]

Vaffanculo nerd 🤓

[placid sail]

gravy could be thicker tho

[narrow lotus]

thats mustard you animal

your name is yellow vomit

[minor cypress]

Agreed. We usually thicken the gravy then turn it into a sandwich, or serve with rice/mashed potatos.

[zealous remnant]

calf scour

[solar obsidian]

your ass could be thicker

[atomic crane]

FUCK, i didn't get drunk before the birds started chirping

its over brainfart

[solar obsidian]

ok, pink barbie

[atomic crane]

not mine though

[robust cove]

Least Fruity helper

[placid sail]

OI

HANDS ON THE TABLE

NOW

PERV

[glad carbon]

isn't it like 6am for you in reality

without daylight savings

[zealous remnant]

take a bunch of benadryl
go meet the hat man

[narrow lotus]

get your eyes checked latvian

[atomic crane]

okay... i'll bring him some tennessee honey

[placid sail]

shitty mashup

[solar obsidian]

cope, princess

[hot python]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZdTt74_4J_g?si=fWTRVtTYi-Srr4O9

[robust cove]

You called him by the other country with population of 6 people, you have ruined him

[atomic crane]

alright, copecake

[solar obsidian]

us and latvs are homies, that insult is a 0

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-cellphone-gif-5142336183957355682

[placid sail]

not well memed my friend

[zealous remnant]

getting hot and sweaty in here boyos

[narrow lotus]

nice one

[minor cypress]

The king of looks like shit but tastes amazing

[minor cypress]

Lord boudin

[narrow lotus]

SARMALE???

[placid sail]

bro.

[robust cove]

You are the same forest, you live in the same fucking tree house

[narrow lotus]

ALO ?

[atomic crane]

me in the single user limit sex vc

[narrow lotus]

SARMALE

[solar obsidian]

yes

[zealous remnant]

me when i eat authentic mexican

[minor cypress]

My only defense is "trust me bro"

[solar obsidian]

ballon knots on the right

[atomic crane]

you may come our country, you may live in the zoo haha. you live in a hut, you live in a yurt

[narrow lotus]

Unlike the Russian ballots , those are eadible , good and wont betray the citizens of Russia

maybe i said too much

[solar obsidian]

banned

[glad carbon]

fried foreskins

[atomic crane]

banned

[zealous remnant]

political

[atomic crane]

edging your ban i see

[zealous remnant]

mod abuse ree

[atomic crane]

im more of a gooner myself

[glad carbon]

they're the same

[placid sail]

oh oh oh

[solar obsidian]

im triggered

[atomic crane]

the misery

[placid sail]

since americans refuse to sleep for some reason

I have a question

[solar obsidian]

no

[glad carbon]

eat my balls

[zealous remnant]

sleep when I'm dead

[placid sail]

sloppy joe

or what's the right name

[glad carbon]

sloppy joe

[placid sail]

so yeah

[zealous remnant]

sloppy joe

[atomic crane]

kokopelli after a goonsesh

[glad carbon]

its just ground beef in tomato? based sauce

[placid sail]

it's the ground beef with a sauce on buns, right?

[glad carbon]

yeah

[placid sail]

oh

it's just tomato

[zealous remnant]

pretty much

[placid sail]

I see

[glad carbon]

idk thats how I had it

[atomic crane]

yeah homemade barbecue sauce full of ground beef, put onto hamburger buns typically

[glad carbon]

im sure you can use different sauces

[narrow lotus]

@placid sail how is life in your city rn

[robust cove]

Shut up bush man

[atomic crane]

the buns are, shockingly, buttered

[glad carbon]

bbq/tomato based are the main ways to do it tho

[solar obsidian]

i thought sloppy joe meant a cock with precum on it

[polar urchin]

Yo who mentioned me then deleted the message

[zealous remnant]

ground beef, whatever sauce, maybe some chopped veggies

[glad carbon]

toasty buns

[atomic crane]

maybe to you

[solar obsidian]

iedy

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829048523936235551/1083937988419014666/caption-31.gif

[atomic crane]

oooo toasted?

that ups the game a little

[solar obsidian]

or was that a blowjob

[glad carbon]

toast deez

[narrow lotus]

i didnt delete the message tho

[atomic crane]

never tried it

[polar urchin]

Iedy does not love me

[atomic crane]

deez what sir

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[glad carbon]

deez buns

[zealous remnant]

are you thinking of sloppy toppy?

[narrow lotus]

I DIDNT DELETE IT'S STILL THERE YOU BLIND SHIT

[placid sail]

worse because some stinky romanian makes my chat experience shitty with daily lockdowns

[tidal trellis]

L

[solar obsidian]

yes!

[zealous remnant]

LOCK IT AGAIN IEDY

[solar obsidian]

thats the one

[narrow lotus]

you are exagerating , this was the first lockdown in days , yesterday i locked down to get the russians to fuck off

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/burla-burlarse-dices-tonterias-no-me-interesa-ñeñeñe-gif-13522869

[narrow lotus]

it's not that bad

[solar obsidian]

lock this cock in your mouth

[narrow lotus]

learn to play with what cards you are dealt @placid sail

you are stronger

[minor cypress]

Yep. Ground beef, tomato based sauce, onions, bell peppers on bun

[atomic crane]

the most important part of sloppy joes is what the joes are served alongside

[polar urchin]

SHOW ME

[atomic crane]

typically potato salad

[placid sail]

"guys. I'm a cunt. but this is a YOU issue, you see. trust"

[glad carbon]

delight you gotta get some ass

chill out

[atomic crane]

i bet delight has DSLs

[solar obsidian]

a what?

[glad carbon]

dont worry

bbl man

[narrow lotus]

@polar urchin

[zealous remnant]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[narrow lotus]

Hey, im not a moderator for nothing

[minor cypress]

Sloppy joe is god tier comfort food.

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane goin to costco tomorrow, what get

[narrow lotus]

Behave, respect the #📄rules and the staff, and enjoy your time in our server

[solar obsidian]

[atomic crane]

vanilla ice cream, vodka, rotisserie chicken, carr's crackers

prosecco

[glad carbon]

i got ice cream and i dont drink

[atomic crane]

you dont drink

[robust cove]

Iedy timeout him to the MEGA GEY ZONEEEE

[pale ingot]

Blah blah blah ....

[narrow lotus]

hopefully not a knife between your ribs

[narrow lotus]

Taci ca-ti fut una

[atomic crane]

you are malevolent, mister frog

[glad carbon]

i dont drink liquor atleast

[solar obsidian]

we moved on

[glad carbon]

[polar urchin]

Fuck yeah mici

[narrow lotus]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[pale ingot]

[atomic crane]

so true

[polar urchin]

I'll never question you again my friend

[atomic crane]

malevolon

[minor cypress]

Costco isn't british. Murricans respect them enough to express deliver our lead.

[glad carbon]

and i got like 3 lbs of ham in the fridge

[narrow lotus]

god bless you my friend

[robust cove]

You are still thinking about cock all day, you're not changing the topic that easy

[narrow lotus]

Ok, a .44 magnum between your ribs then

[atomic crane]

sounds like you should ask yourself what to get from costco then, chump

[glad carbon]

[solar obsidian]

no, im not u

[glad carbon]

asking the homie and he aint even helpful

many such cases!

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/44magnum-in-my-pocket-gif-26001114

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1178117125278269562/fuckyou.mp4

[solar obsidian]

bot works!?

[narrow lotus]

American : You are retarded
Other American : YOu are retarded
American : Pulls buckshot
Other American : Pulls akimbo glok

[solar obsidian]

!cringe

[placid sail]

it seems like a redundant variation of my most favorite dish ever, pasta bolognese

[split canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1166264095947886632/y2mate.is_-_Cringe_guitar-NjL63kB1r-o-720p-1697959473.mp4?ex=6549db14&is=65376614&hm=2222609b89fbda66c347baa5f1808cbfb6e67b6a51a4f370b6b4765d95a0a0ad&

[narrow lotus]

It's like tarkov

[solar obsidian]

hah yay

[placid sail]

but I should try it anyway, for posterity's sake

[atomic crane]

DRAW

[robust cove]

If you were me you would be a proud polish patriot so you are right, but you are still thinking about cock

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12524647873518510513

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gaming-mgs-guns-gif-17353618

[solar obsidian]

i knew u were thinking about cock

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-indeed-quite-correct-i-agree-yes-opinion-gif-25234310

[glad carbon]

i will get BRAN FLAKES and MONSTERS to drinks

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/when-max-sees-alan-gif-25413439

Ok frog here is what you're gonna do. Put yah dick away frog, this is important.

[atomic crane]

i must object to the monsters

[minor cypress]

You're gonna follow this recipe

[robust cove]

I'm not you

[minor cypress]

https://www.carnaldish.com/recipes/sides/southern-black-eyed-peas-with-hamhocks/

[glad carbon]

what do i sip on

[atomic crane]

stop drinking them for a while, re-evaluate how much you actually enjoy them after a few months

[atomic crane]

ask yourself if you even care enough to spend the money on them

[minor cypress]

You're gonna ignore the seasoning reccomendations Frog. Those online recipes dont know what they are doing

[glad carbon]

i dont even drink monster i just want cheap energy drinks that dont taste like dirt

[solar obsidian]

yes, you arent ryan gosling

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/love-is-war-kiss-kaguya-kaguya-sama-me-and-youre-mother-gif-26386524

[glad carbon]

and monsters all i got over here

[solar obsidian]

your*

[minor cypress]

You're gonna make your ham and beans, and you're gonna get some cornbread.

[atomic crane]

coffee tho

[glad carbon]

yerba mates are for dirty hippies

[zealous remnant]

mmmmm
cornbread

i hunger

[atomic crane]

or pre-workout

[glad carbon]

coffee tastes like dick

[narrow lotus]

@solar obsidian @heavy peak aš ir tavo mama praėjusią naktį

[atomic crane]

to explode the heart

[quaint ore]

Eik nx

[atomic crane]

your coffee tastes like dick

up your coffee game

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-eyebrows-eyebrow-raise-elf-gif-16064660344970148020

[narrow lotus]

My coffee tastes like nice

[robust cove]

You like men, you want to see men kissing

[storm stream]

juss make a coffee with sugar/honey

[minor cypress]

Thats because you dip donuts in the coffee, not my fucking sack

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/669308329419341836/1219707595292409966/whythink.gif

[solar obsidian]

you wish

[minor cypress]

Get mah nuts out ya coffee, frog

[atomic crane]

honey of all things

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-breaking-bad-raised-eyebrow-mike-breaking-bad-raised-eyebrow-sus-gif-23960669

[atomic crane]

how about some cream

[glad carbon]

ill stir milk into your coffee

[storm stream]

and milk

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1090964709617963080/1210180952270049280/Screenshot_20240222_081200.jpg?ex=6617c457&is=66054f57&hm=523debbd2d83b040264429d436706bd145f83cd38b503ba063c77702727cd8bf&

[solar obsidian]

coffee with honey is pretty good

[minor cypress]

The french got one thing right

[solar obsidian]

impossible

[placid sail]

I unironically kinda like the devilish concoction that is hot milk, butter and honey

[atomic crane]

wouldnt honey fuck up the acidity and ruin the whole point of putting cream in

[minor cypress]

Coffee, dark roast, black as your soul. Morning smoke, apathetically stare into the street.

[solar obsidian]

i love that shit. my mom used to always make it when i was sick

[quaint ore]

Same

[atomic crane]

well there's the root of the problem, you're smoking

[quaint ore]

Now I do it myself cause it tastes good

[atomic crane]

i invalidate your opinion on the matter because your taste buds are contaminated

[solar obsidian]

i sometimes do it too

[quaint ore]

Excluding butter

[solar obsidian]

nah, i use butter

[quaint ore]

Milk and honey is a baller combo after gym

[minor cypress]

The cig is optional. Its an occasional drunken treat for me, not all the time lol

[storm stream]

need to add enough. try it

[atomic crane]

oh okay

[placid sail]

yeah that's the "I'm sick and ready at this point to make sacrifices to gods to feel better" drink

[atomic crane]

coffee while drunk

never done that

[placid sail]

I usually drink it when the cough and sore throat are about to kill me

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-full-food-baby-stuffed-gif-24387106

[glad carbon]

you should try some irish coffee or whatever that is

[atomic crane]

my favorite sick drink is chamomile tea with honey

[atomic crane]

i abhor alcohol in hot drinks

[eager igloo]

Irish coffee is based

[glad carbon]

I love hot drinks

[storm stream]

milk too?

[eager igloo]

Mulled wine

[minor cypress]

Hot toddy

[atomic crane]

holy shit its almost like not making it your entire personality helps you lead a more peaceful existence

[glad carbon]

this is advice for anything

[solar obsidian]

impossible

[atomic crane]

this is an exception to my previous statement

i do enjoy a warm mulled cider

[eager igloo]

With cake

[minor cypress]

Im being mauled and he gives me this look

[atomic crane]

black coffee is too hardcore for me, i take mine with sugar and creamer

[atomic crane]

you kidnapped frog

[solar obsidian]

looksmaxxing

[eager igloo]

I like mine with sugar or with cake on the side

[solar obsidian]

thats a cat