🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[queen viper]

Heavy pen hive guards rework didn’t make light pen aim more rewarding

It just made med pen weapons useless

And 2 TURRETS UTTERLY USELESS

all it did was make explosive meta more meta

Maxigun worse than it already was a niche pick

The mechs Gatling being med pen not penetrating hive guards to make it less viable

The durable damage you know also affects turrets frv tank and objectives that have durable hp

[plucky lion]

it does hurt the turrets, yes but otherwise they dont feel significantly harder to kill. not great but eh not a bd imo

[queen viper]

They didn’t get an hp buff like mechs did

They got a 2nd nerf

They are so close minded when it comes to buffing enemies they don’t realize they hurt the underused or barely usable stuff

[plucky lion]

but then after a while they eventually get to buffing the bad weapons

[queen viper]

And here’s the problem

Why are we back here a 3rd time

[plucky lion]

its because they constantly add new weapons and enemies but dont have some master strategy of how to balance it all

[queen viper]

Like riddle me this

Where are the red stratagems

It’s been over a year since the orbital napalm barrage

March 2025

[plucky lion]

yeah those would be nice

[queen viper]

Only now that they are in the most backlash they finally state calm down guys we are making more red stratagems

[plucky lion]

but i would never leave a nasty review because it's been a long time since i got a free strategem

[queen viper]

It needs to change

That they only communicate when the community hates

And the flesh mob bug? That was in the game for over a year took this long to fix

150-200 people with Sony funding and it took them this long

It’s no longer just a “small” indie studio

Also I don’t mind the mechs being behind warbonds but

They need better ways to farm super credits

“Just do trivial missions for 4hrs”

Why not make dif10 give more super credits than dif1?

So it’s engaging while farming

[plucky lion]

these are all the same long standing issues i have had with the game too

doubt these things will change significantly

[queen viper]

“Bro just make less than minimum wage to farm super credits”

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1486613553787174912/1500525570167930980/togif.gif

Don’t even get me started on “endgame” where is that

You unlock everything after level 25

But there’s 150 levels????

[plucky lion]

still, it's a great game and it still gets quality content releases on a tight schedule and they don't demand you live a second life to keep up, just 3-4 hours of credit farming every month or two. it's really not much to ask

[queen viper]

Instead of adding these warbond content to a paid stuff why can’t they add it to levels 50-75-100 etc

[plucky lion]

yeah it's easy to get disappointed when you expected more

but if you look at it for just what it is, it's currently pretty good

but it's a pve game so of course it gets old after a while. i think that is almost impossible to avoid with pve games

[queen viper]

I also don’t expect the devs to be the secret 4th enemy faction

Your point a pve game why is it being balanced as if it was PvP

[plucky lion]

balance is a thing whether pve or pvp 🤷

they just arent particularly good at it

but they have shown that after some trial and error they do usually get things into a decent state

[queen viper]

Also they gotta stop with undocumented changes

This patch buffed chargers to turn around after a charge like less than a second

Before they’d actually give time to shoot their exposed abdomen

But hey the data miners had to tell us not the arrowhead team

[plucky lion]

oh ive only played bugs like twice since then. that does sound rough

[queen viper]

And some guys gonna be like “dude just use insert anti tank heavier meta instead of trying to make other stuff viable on their weak spot”

God forbid someone doesn’t take recoiless rifle for the 272929th time

[plucky lion]

the plasma cannon can work, but just not as convenient at the rr

[queen viper]

That’s heavy

I’m saying for med/light pen on their light abdomen weak spot

Now it’s actually impossible to benefit off baiting their charge

Back to anti tank the head

[bleak patrol]

There used to be only 50 levels

[queen viper]

my point is everything past level 25 is just, titles

not even medal/super credit rewards

maybe even a cape for level 150

but weve gotten enough cape rewards so maybe something different

[sacred tapir]

I mean the fact the shield on the mech is medium and has 2 spots that hit the arm behind the shield is reason enough

[plucky lion]

ok wtf lol

[loud bison]

wonder if the hive guard legs should've gotten a hp buff instead

Also, there is a google dockey (i think its google) of like 200+ bugs that somehow Pilstedt didn't know about

[sacred tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-steve-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-chicken-jockey-gif-2985572278122353640

google dockey!

(ill see myself out)

[spring quarry]

Titan riiiiiideeeeeer

[mint girder]

this is true titan rider(like titanfall :D)

[potent leaf]

what kinda IDIOT put a mine on there?

[narrow trout]

deadchatlol

[bleak patrol]

Can't talk about helldivers since I'm in place, japan

[queen viper]

when did he state this again

[narrow trout]

20 days ago
it says so right there

[queen viper]

well idk if you got the art today or if its dated

[narrow trout]

today

[queen viper]

ah yeah im looking

aint looking too well

[bleak patrol]

There was an announcement a week ago but I don't know if it counts or not

Yes, it's not by Pilestedt himself, but it is an announcement with more or less what I would expect based on how he worded his message

It was the announcement where people went "but when new content" while it was literally written "this summer" in it

Which knowing them would probably be on Aug 31st

[bleak patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[spring quarry]

bro

[sacred tapir]

i didnt know that the hit 2003 album from linkin park played helldivers 2

[spring quarry]

New day, new discoveries

[sacred tapir]

honestly, im kinda realizing you can just use the railgun in safe mode if its not a war strider seed

[plucky lion]

yeah safe mode will do quite a bit unless ur shooting at war/factory striders

but since the AMR buff i tend to use it instead cuz pewpewpew

3 shots to leg joint, no more war strider

[potent leaf]

[solemn crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/stim-super-stim-helldivers-helldivers-2-kiranthehun-gif-11545174812022671771

[queen viper]

lol found a clip from march 24 2024 the day before the railgun nerf, me and friends joking about it being nerfed the next day after just unlocking it

[bleak patrol]

The nerf wasn't even really that bad iirc, you just had to use the unsafe mode afterwards

Which is TOO HARD

And the GUN IS NOW RUINED

etc etc

[queen viper]

it was overexaggerating for sake of funsies

[bleak patrol]

I'm just recalling the exact reaction people had

Everyone was running Breaker and Railgun
Breaker and Railgun got nerfed
The game is RUINED

[queen viper]

my complaint at the time was

[bleak patrol]

Like, the community sometimes has a point but if you look all the way to the beginning they were always stupid

[queen viper]

they nerfed those 2

but left the bad stuff unbuffed

so now all was equal level in a bad way

[narrow trout]

they got nerfed
which is good if we were still in 2024
but with all the new weapons we got now they seem kinda... lackluster compared to them?

mainly railgun

[queen viper]

railgun is fun on bots for hulk 1 shots

but other than that

anti tank can do the same

for 7 bullets per sniper magazine

[narrow trout]

also speargun

[bleak patrol]

At least it was consistent

[queen viper]

a worse version kind of

[bleak patrol]

Speargun is better

[queen viper]

less ammo and longer reload with projectile

for BOTS specifically

[narrow trout]

can it still do some good ass damage against tanks and cannons?

[queen viper]

on bugs yeah its better

and illu

[bleak patrol]

Speargun can close holes and destroy fabs and warp ships

[queen viper]

i suppose

[narrow trout]

yeah speargun is just
better railgun

[bleak patrol]

It also makes enemies STUPID

[narrow trout]

reload speed dont really matter

[bleak patrol]

The gas has this effect on enemies that makes them almost as dumb as the community

[queen viper]

650 damage

also yeah i forgot it also has a lot of stagger

yeah nvm it is a better railgun

[narrow trout]

they should just

[queen viper]

yeah but still terrible take that day

[narrow trout]

remove all the weapons except the boom hammer

[queen viper]

where it spawned their balancing

yall remember inf rocket devs?

actual horrible enemy

[bleak patrol]

Rocket devs were horrible because we didn't have explosive resistance back in the day

And armor was bugged

[queen viper]

and then they did that AGAIN

with the war striders inf grenades

[bleak patrol]

I never had problem with war striders

[queen viper]

still inf grenades 2s after just shooting some at you

[bleak patrol]

But that is because my usual bot loadout hard counters them

[queen viper]

i still find it funny how

only now that we got a shield mech

they made devs shield breakable

just out of spite to not give us an inf hp shield

[bleak patrol]

Yeah, sure, out of spite

I mean, if I were a dev and had players like these I would absolutely do stuff out of spite

[queen viper]

might just get hired for narrow heads team

keep up that mentality

might even expand their balance team from 1 to 2

really hope they get these beta test servers up and running this summer

[bleak patrol]

THIS SUMMER

[queen viper]

that way they actually balance stuff before updating

like clash royale balance leaks

[queen viper]

"oh you sweet summer child"

that line gave that mf so much bad rep

[bleak patrol]

I mean, the community is bad

[queen viper]

listen

[narrow trout]

dont forget someone's life was ruined because they gave the devs a challenge

[queen viper]

there is bad

but the devs are also

fumbling in some aspects

[bleak patrol]

Yeah devs are fumbling but the community is just ass

[queen viper]

fat ass chud ass no future dry ass lip 300 pound redditors saw someone make a fun challenge

"lets ruin this guys life now!!!"

[bleak patrol]

There are either people who are extremelly negative or people who are stupidly positive and there is no in-between

[queen viper]

there is def in between

[bleak patrol]

The in-between is silent

They just play the game

[queen viper]

glitch unlimited youtuber def criticized the warbond before it dropped

[bleak patrol]

Since they don't take part in discussions it's hard to actually count them

[queen viper]

and hes usually a positive supportive helldiver cc

but when he saw the mechs behind the warbond he was like "idk if this is a right choice"

i mean why didnt we get a wrench or something in this mech warbond like the stim pistol to fix mechs

[bleak patrol]

I'd love a wrench melee weapon

[queen viper]

ive seen a couple

but rare

[bleak patrol]

All I know is that I'm not allowed to enjoy the game because if I do Iedy will come, call me ignorant, and hit me with a hammer

[queen viper]

you can enjoy the game and be vocal

like "hey this change will upset players can we not do it any further i want this game to thrive and have more new players enjoy it"

[bleak patrol]

There was this change to the hive guards

Which was questionable since I dunno why

But overall I also didn't see a problem with it

Because overall it made killing them faster

[queen viper]

i saw both ends being blatantly wrong

[bleak patrol]

You just had to actually aim now

Or use explosives

[queen viper]

for 1 it made 2 of the turrets useless now so goodbye to those niche stratagem

[bleak patrol]

I wasn't really mad at this change I was just like "ok but why"

[queen viper]

2nd the maxigun barely being usable? goodbye only med pen agaisnt heavy pen hive

[queen viper]

this was the 3rd reason it was bad

encouraged explosive meta even more less variety

[bleak patrol]

There's an explosive meta?

[queen viper]

sure aim better with light pen but grenade launcher just 1 shots now

[queen viper]

eruptor/crossbow is top used primaries

top 5

[bleak patrol]

I like the eruptor but I cannot see how it would be a top 5 weapon

[queen viper]

ulta being ofc top 1 secondary

[bleak patrol]

Same as crossbow

They are too volatile, eruptor especially

[queen viper]

heavy pen shrapenl with support anti crowd

[bleak patrol]

Eruptor can kill you long after you shot it

[queen viper]

cross is the easier to use med pen

[bleak patrol]

Only the initial projectile is heavy pen, the explosion and shrapnel is medium

The initial projectile also does like, 200 damage

The full potential damage of a single shot is around 3.5k tho

But that's medium pen

And if every single shrapnel hits

Which is impossible

[queen viper]

yeah well those are the statistics on the website they showed

the stun ar being the top 5 bottom

[bleak patrol]

Crossbow is a little bit lame

[queen viper]

forgot its name with how meh it is

the pacifier yeah that one

actual bottom tier weapon in terms of usage

[bleak patrol]

Pacifier is actually pretty good

I use it from time to time

[queen viper]

urchin also being like a 0.3% usage

[bleak patrol]

Pacifier just needs 5 more damage and then it's fine

With 5 more damage it can one tap headshot all 3 voteless variants

As it is right now it needs 2 shots for the strongest ones

[queen viper]

also imo the sickle needs a buff

[bleak patrol]

The stun is also very useful for the flYING FUCKS

[queen viper]

the normal one

used to be on par with lib starter rifle damage wise

but 5 less damage

55 damage to 60

but over the years those ars have been buffed to like 90 damage

sickle? stuck at 60

[bleak patrol]

I don't like energy weapons so I won't speak about them

[queen viper]

sickle was SOOO good at launch

[bleak patrol]

What upsets me is how Talon is basically the old Senator and people love it while they didn't like the Senator

[queen viper]

they had to nerf its extra heat sinks

from 6 to 3

[queen viper]

inf ammo and better ergo

sure heavy pen but tech 1-2 more rounds per clip

[bleak patrol]

Senator used to be medium

[queen viper]

yeah then they buffed to be heavy which

[bleak patrol]

And I hate how it was moved to heavy

[queen viper]

a revolver having more pen than a snier

[bleak patrol]

It's stupid

[queen viper]

cmon

why is the diligence counter sniper not heavy pen atp

[bleak patrol]

But at least it's kinda being used now sometimes

[bleak patrol]

Because that would make AMR obsolete

[narrow trout]

I didnt like that sidearms had so much fucking sway compared to primaries

[queen viper]

also that

they still havent reverted that change

gave smgs and secondaries so much drag

except talon

that they do 50% less damage after 25m

💔

[bleak patrol]

If we move AMR to AT then we can put CS as Heavy and normal Diligence at medium

[queen viper]

nah keep diligence and censor at light

they good for bots

[bleak patrol]

Diligence is stricly better than the censor

[queen viper]

doesnt stagger if you miss and hit shoulder on devs/berserkers

not really

[bleak patrol]

Yes really

[queen viper]

censor being silenced

and the 10 round extra mag

[bleak patrol]

Diligence can take muzzle attachments which make it pixel accurate

And the sound

[queen viper]

another thing is uh

the liberator from commando just being higher rpm than base lib

they really didnt think of anything unique that warbond

same attachments same drum mag

[bleak patrol]

We got the fists

[queen viper]

we also need more attachment customization

[bleak patrol]

The commando warbond was my gateway into melee

[queen viper]

why doesnt the adjudicator or tenderizer have extended mags

adjudicator lowk sitting at an odd spot rn

30 rounds 95 damage not bad but

the coyote is right there with med pen 45 rounds and only 20 less base damage but it does set on fire

[bleak patrol]

I hate the coyote

[queen viper]

and the lib pen having the 60 round mag

as med pen

[queen viper]

why is thgat

[bleak patrol]

It's an AK

[queen viper]

good point make now

[bleak patrol]

I hate AKs

[queen viper]

so preference

[bleak patrol]

Yes

[queen viper]

anyway

[bleak patrol]

Preference should always be the point

[queen viper]

one two is another example

a better tenderizer

10 less damage but 5 more rounds and a grenade launcher

[bleak patrol]

I use the one two once and my immediate reaction was "man this gun stinks"

[queen viper]

more versatile

[queen viper]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-meme-loxyysgif-k7Ip1BaxWwmLQZJ7Gk

then you are not gonna like the tenderizer

[bleak patrol]

I do like the tenderizer

[queen viper]

we can all agree the worst warbond is the killzone collab

[bleak patrol]

Yes

Yes we can

[queen viper]

shit is hot ass

[bleak patrol]

Had to think about it but you're right

[queen viper]

also can we PLEASE

not make "legendary" warbonds

not give sc back like the others?

300 back but legendary? nah bro 1.5k nothing back

[bleak patrol]

Ask snoy

[queen viper]

alongside weapons you cant even customize

also sweeper

absolutely overtaking the halo shotgun

more backup ammo and better melee damage with med pen

[bleak patrol]

I mean it has a knife

Speaking of knives

Please let me customize Constitution

[queen viper]

yeah what im saying is how the halo shotgun after the sweeper came out has seen almost no useage

[bleak patrol]

I don't use it because I don't have it

[plucky lion]

adjudicator is the medium pen AR that does good durable dmg

coyote has terrible durable dmg

[bleak patrol]

Speaking of

Can we, you know

Actually see

Durable damage

[queen viper]

fire damage tick can make up

depends tbh

[plucky lion]

not always

[queen viper]

not gonna be good on a bile spewer

[bleak patrol]

One thing that I think would be cool would be to have some sort of in-game encyclopedia or codex or whatever

With info about the enemies

Maybe make it slowly fill in the more you kill them

For p r o g r e s s i o n

[queen viper]

too much for the old engine

they cant even code mech customization ui

💔

like its the same engine hd1 used

for hd2

impressive but damn does it hold them back

[bleak patrol]

It's the same engine as Darktide

[sacred tapir]

which doesnt have said codex lmao

it gives just as much info as hd2

[bleak patrol]

See I knew mentioning Dakrtide would summon someone who knows some stuff about the engine technically

[sacred tapir]

well modders can do more with fatfish's game

hd2 has more limits

on mods

mostly just gooner mods because model changes are the best we can do

and animations

you can hardly change UI in hd2, for the most part its locked

darktide lets you change damn near anything thats client sided

[bleak patrol]

The issue with summoning atrox is now he's gonna go on a Darktide glazing spree

[queen viper]

but yeah really hopping its worth the wait for this summer patch

[bleak patrol]

August 31st

[queen viper]

itll prob be all the balancing bug fixes and maybe the new biome/warbond in june

[queen viper]

june

their roadmap

[bleak patrol]

But the joke is funnier that way

THIS SUMMER
(August 31st)

[queen viper]

at MOST i see it being pushed to end of june but not aug

unless something major happens

[bleak patrol]

What part of "joke" do you not understand

[queen viper]

that lumberer and flame sentry need fixing asap

lumberer would be up there with the og mechs in terms of power once the cripser arm gets fixed to be cremator levels of damage

[bleak patrol]

👏 I 👏 want 👏 a 👏 new 👏 car 👏

[queen viper]

DUDE

did you ever see the armored apc leak from

like 2024

literal AGES ago and we still havent gotten it

it was leaked before the frv

and the tank

kinda like the oil car but with 2 stalwarts on the side

[bleak patrol]

I saw it

But I want something similar to the motorbike from the first game

Or, hear me out

A forklift

[queen viper]

yeah thatd be a nice fast recon car

i want a mech that just punches shit

like the mechs from the first avatar movie

just hammer down bugs with iron fists

like combos not just a single slow punch like the shield bash

[sacred tapir]

[bleak patrol]

A melee mech is one of the few things I would agree should have heavy armor

[queen viper]

"best we can do is light armored legs"

"if bugs cant damage you theyll quit"

[bleak patrol]

The other thing is the front plate of the Bastion

[sacred tapir]

medium legs, light armored arms so they break fast

best we can do

[queen viper]

imagine

[sacred tapir]

bastion needs to be heavy on front and heavy sides and medium rear

thats how it is

[queen viper]

you can block with both arms like the guys from illu faction

to negate some damage

thatd be such a cool and fun mech

[sacred tapir]

i dislike how shit the bastion armor is

[queen viper]

its light and med armor btw

FOR A TANK

[sacred tapir]

tank
medium armor with light spots
???????

[queen viper]

oh but the hive guards having more armor than a tank

makes sense

[sacred tapir]

not anymore

theyre reverted to medium

[bleak patrol]

I do understand why but I don't understand why if you get what I mean

[sacred tapir]

i understand that its dumb reasoning, it wouldnt be OP

[sacred tapir]

as it is, its just a mobile AT emplacement with a machinegun

[queen viper]

this was before the revert

[sacred tapir]

which might sound good, but the thing is, its just not that good

[queen viper]

had me cackling

[sacred tapir]

its ok i guess

but the tank isnt able to rotate 360, therefore it should be heavy front and sides, and medium rear

[sacred tapir]

which means if youre not paying attention and they flank, it is a problem

as it is, its a problem if theyre IN FRONT OF YOU TOO

[queen viper]

yall remember cyberstan

[bleak patrol]

Yes

[queen viper]

man those vox engine spawns were awful

[bleak patrol]

Drop me back, chief

[queen viper]

think i played 2 matches and just called it a day

4 vox engines behind the corner

[sacred tapir]

i loved cyberstan

[bleak patrol]

Me too

My biggest issue was how enemies could go through the gates before they opened

[bleak patrol]

Love it when my favorite game uses a janky ass outdated engine

[sharp gorge]

https://stupidpenisx.com/b4pmain/status/2056400024641400901

baptiste_m4in (@b4pmain)

Helldivers 2 "Vox Engine" in Minecraft Create Aeronautics

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 18, 2026, 3:42 PM

[dire igloo]

This vox engine has less bugs than the actual one

Me when my fuckass model clips through parts of my model which allow me to be killed

[fleet gazelle]

Nice rifle, what's wrong with it?

[bleak patrol]

I'd say that there's nothing necessarily wrong with it other than absolute lack of customization, it's just outclassed by everything

I did a breakdown of it once comparing it to the Counter Sniper and Deadeye and it didn't really turn out that bad, just worse than both

[queen viper]

all it has over them is the bayonet for melee damage

[loud tangle]

I's supposed to be a bad/meme weapon
it's literally a ww1 bolt action rifle in the age of space warfare

[bleak patrol]

If it got some customization options like a scope or some shit then I can see it being viable

[queen viper]

yeah

[queen viper]

itd be like a weaker but better ergo dead eye?

idk it def needs something

[bleak patrol]

An ability to load all 5 shots via a clip from empty would be cool too

[queen viper]

oh right

its rounds reload

no clip

💔

needs that senator type of buff

[bleak patrol]

It is a relatively fast reload

But still

[queen viper]

man

remember old senator reload

that was awful

[bleak patrol]

I do remember it

[solemn crypt]

It's ass

anything is better.

[plucky lion]

boy i love spamming bullet storms all over the place

we so so many fun expendable weapons now

[sacred tapir]

false

its fun

[bleak patrol]

It 👏 needs 👏 customization 👏

[solemn crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-but-idc-but-i-dont-care-but-i-don't-care-idc-gif-16852137314417246487

[bleak patrol]

Cosplay as a world war 1 soldier, bring Constitution and Veto on a mission today

[slim coral]

Man

Since Automaton had Vox Engine

They should add Liberty Prime support for planet with DSS

[sacred tapir]

mfw meta slave

[sacred tapir]

and sapper armor ofc

dont forget your trusty frags too

[slim coral]

KRAG GRENADE

[sacred tapir]

frag*

or krak

krak is just thermites

which is boring

because thermites have a much more lame effect than kraks

kraks have a purple/gold fireball

[slim coral]

Yeh but i swear in Darktide it acts more of a high explosion that destroys armor

[sacred tapir]

which i think is neat

[bleak patrol]

And don't forget to pick up that shovel from the POI

[sacred tapir]

yeah, krak is anti armor

[slim coral]

So I always pretend its more of the AT Bundle

[sacred tapir]

but its not an impact nade

so its thermite in hd2 terms

[sacred tapir]

i mean tbh bring it instead of veto

i find more use from that

[bleak patrol]

That's an option and probably more lore accurate one

[sacred tapir]

if im playing WWI im using the uhh turrets

with it

so i trench them for cover from bots

they do live longer, or until ammo is dry

so its clearly effective

[slim coral]

Wish they added AR with low mag count but deal high damage high pen

Kinda like a BAR of some sorts

[sacred tapir]

support weapon:

[slim coral]

But ig that'd be way too meta for ppl

[sacred tapir]

it would be a support weapon

tbh we kinda already have smth like that

but high capacity

the HMG

too bad it handles like a boat

[slim coral]

Hope they made APC amphibious

Unlikely but still

[sacred tapir]

lmao WE arent amphibious

what makes you think it will be

[slim coral]

Cuz its APC

Thats the coolest part of some

Not all but some

[sacred tapir]

some, thats not majority

just some

so probably not

[slim coral]

Cuz I mean some map has a big lake in the middle

To traverse you need to walk around it

To think having Amphibious Assault Vehicle would be such a useful feature to have

Pretty sure a lot of big country has one

US actualy has 3

[sacred tapir]

it dies before you leave the water because devs dont allow tanky vehicles

the APC would be light armor lmao

because the TANK is medium

[slim coral]

To be fair there are tanks irl with armor as paper as APC

Specifically a lot of casemate tho the decision to add casemate is sure

Interesting

Well they sure need to fix driving first but ya kno

They didnt even design it themselves

[solemn crypt]

I didn't like the weapon and I'm a meta slave neow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1327822863109066752.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=birdflashdance&animated=true

[solemn crypt]

This one has potential

[slim coral]

Would it be cool if helldivers speak the language according to your setting

So like you play in English your guy still speaks English but anyone plays like in Polish you will hear their character speaks Polish

[solemn crypt]

At least Nexus has got russian voicelines addon :)
But it's a bit outdated and kinda sloppy? But it's aight i played with it.

Some enthusiasts made it.

[sacred tapir]

constitution is peak meme weapon

very fun

[solemn crypt]

Ah, meme

[sacred tapir]

what? you thought i meant as a genuine all rounder?

fuck no, deadeye is just better

counter sniper is better

[solemn crypt]

But seriously, everything in my arsenal is just better, I don't like the way i need to reload that gun :(

Like a shotgun, we have mag-fed weapons, why do i need to shove that 1 bullet in everytime i shoot

You get my point.

If i feel like wanting to play with constipation, I'd play

[solemn crypt]

Yeah perhaps that's what i thought at first

[plucky lion]

the japanese dub is still the best i have heard

[solemn crypt]

Hmm, i should try it once

[plucky lion]

never doubt JP voice acting. it's usually top tier

i played with it on for like a month

couldnt understand a thing said, but it was funni

[sacred tapir]

its a fun gun, constitution is awesome when you nail headshots on devastators and stuff

[blazing abyss]

it's the diligent for chads

[plucky lion]

amendment is more fun imo

[blazing abyss]

only thing i'd get that warbond for

[sacred tapir]

chud gun:

[plucky lion]

but ever since bullet storm came out all guns feel like poop

just bullet storm all the things tbh

[blazing abyss]

bullet storm my beloved

[sacred tapir]

the bullet storm just feels boring

no impact

no feel

just kinda a long fart

that kills

[plucky lion]

it's democracy's buzzsaw

[blazing abyss]

6000 rounds fired per mission

[solemn crypt]

0,01% accuracy

[plucky lion]

and still the battlefield is littered with guns you didnt even use

[sacred tapir]

democracys dry fart of doom

its just not a particularly fun gun

[blazing abyss]

actually been a huge fan of the minigun with the exo armor, sliding down a hill blasting is awesome

[plucky lion]

minigun is also a lot of fun

[solemn crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-desenho-favorito-glitch-bug-gif-7102660530689097320

[sacred tapir]

ammo hog

not a fan

resupply muncher

[plucky lion]

you hate every gun i like so you know what, how about you go take a constitution up the ass

[sacred tapir]

i will, because its fun

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[bleak patrol]

FRV is also medium so there's no reason for it to be light

[sacred tapir]

i mean, tank should be heavy imo

if anything tank should be Tank I

and heavy rear

[bleak patrol]

Then borderline nothing can damage it and tank becomes the new meta

[sacred tapir]

i like how we call bots socialist/communist scrap, but our shit is just worse in every way

[sacred tapir]

just add a few enemies with AT capability

[plucky lion]

then rocket troopers get +500 dmg lol

[sacred tapir]

theres enough of them, that if they got a slight boost, they would be a threat still

actually you should worry more about balancing on bugs if you made it tank I

because theyre even less equipped for that

[plucky lion]

once upon a time the tenderizer felt solid because it did significantly more damage than the other ARs, but they have buffed the damage of the others ARs and now it barely does more damage and doesn't feel like it has its niche anymore

[plucky lion]

still my favorite bot loadout : rocket turret, mortar turret, shield emplacement, AT emplacement. GREEN IS GOOD

[fleet gazelle]

[fleet gazelle]

[plain bough]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers2-gif-7682353754609330305

[queen viper]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tokai-teio-tokaiteio-XZ0aN2XqEUbqeUvO25

[queen viper]

zombieland saga

[bleak patrol]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higuruma-oh-my-god-bruh

[potent leaf]

https://fixvx.com/Baka_Taii/status/2057156126446157891

Baka Tai (Comms open) (@Baka_Taii)

made a meme that i saw

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[solemn crypt]

Fine shyt

On 27th May

[eager cliff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tv2norge-matt-leblanc-skavlan-9JwWxcR0SUSC195IWL

[sharp gorge]

Adding upscaling
Yeah I'm good

[queen viper]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-triple-baka-fat-teto-avbviv66L1J0hClzGF

[fleet gazelle]

[narrow trout]

anything but content outside of warbonds bro

[fiery tendon]

https://youtu.be/xRQi00kCST8?si=11eXOHCQrM9omB4-

[plucky lion]

so we gonna get chainsword and bolter?

[fleet gazelle]

Better

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-мышич-warhammer-soulstorm-gif-23503510

[plain bough]

All we got is a trailer thats it, nothing shown about the content

[eager cliff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-melon-please-rBnAlLEaGZ0sUsY5ba

[slim coral]

Cadia Stands

[queen viper]

light pen bolter incoming

[grizzled dagger]

https://fixvx.com/Helldivers_NOW/status/2057402005564576123

Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW)

1A! 1A! 1A! 1A!

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[rotund niche]

I can't wait for the plasma gun that just explodes 50% of the time without player input

Really feels like jingling keys because of the exo warbond ngl

It will probably be a basic cadian armor set or something, I can't imagine them doing something more interesting

[narrow trout]

guardsman and kriegsman

[slim coral]

LAS GUN

I know its kinda suck that these weapons wont be customizable

But ig no need for such thing in 40k

[queen viper]

they better be good

the 2 legendary warbond weapons have been

outclassed just nostalgia bait

[plain bough]

2 for 2, legendary warbonds not exactly good

I expect similiar

[rotund niche]

As long as the armor sets are cool I'll end up getting it

I'd be baffled if they were stupid enough to do spess muhreens instead of gaurdsmen

[short cobalt]

Usually light/heavy armor in each bond. My guess is light=guard heavy=sm

Dreadnaught mech skin would be sweet too

Idk what they’re going to do about color tho. Will they be chapter specific or just go helldivers color

[narrow trout]

i wish killzone's weapons were better man

[short cobalt]

Same, was honestly expecting the rifle to at least be decent

[narrow trout]

atleast halo's were a bit better

not much tho

enough to make me main them tho

[short cobalt]

Hopefully the bolter isnt just a reskin of the explosive rifle from the first war bond

Maybe marksman lasrifle

[queen viper]

that warbond is some hot ass

actually needs to be stripped from that 1.5k price

[rotund niche]

It would still feel overpriced at 500, that warbond is straight up garbage

[bleak patrol]

Don't expect space marine stuff

Krieg armor set would be cool

[sacred tapir]

im betting on kasrkin armor

[bleak patrol]

Krak grenade

[sacred tapir]

krak is just thermite but faster tbh

sticky? check

anti tank? check

not good on crowds? check

[bleak patrol]

Whenever I play kill team

I like using krak grenades

Because

Crack

Cocainer

I would take a lasgun even if it were light

[sacred tapir]

tabletop

XD

i think lasguns must be medium tbh

[bleak patrol]

Yeah, the way it's meant to be

[sacred tapir]

because in the lore theyre just better than modern ballistic weapons

[bleak patrol]

But still

I would like it

Even if it were light

[sacred tapir]

its gonna have to be medium

at least if its gonna be competitive

if its light, its just amendment laser edition

at least probably

[bleak patrol]

Maybe we could get a hot-shot marksman rifle

[sacred tapir]

oh you mean long-las?

thats a support weapon there

[bleak patrol]

I dunno that's how it's named in my data sheet

[sacred tapir]

quasar + amr = that

i dont speak tabletop

i speak lore

[bleak patrol]

Tabletop is lore

[sacred tapir]

in lore you have 3 las guns that are common

lasgun (obv), hotshot/hellgun

and long las

hotshots are usually issued to kasrkin and tempestus scions

and other elites

[bleak patrol]

Not it's not long las

[sacred tapir]

thats what a las sniper is called

or las fusil

in some things

[bleak patrol]

Yeah but I'm telling you that it's not long las

[sacred tapir]

not in kill team maybe

but long las is the name for a sniper lasgun

thats just what it is

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Long-Las

[bleak patrol]

Yes it's the name for the sniper lasgun but hotshot marksman rifle is not long las

[sacred tapir]

i know, but i dont treat hotshot lasguns as marksmans rifles

since lasguns are marksmans rifles

by default

they have a long effective range

some sources say 300m, others say 500m

[bleak patrol]

The krieg kill team uses a long-las

[sacred tapir]

while hotshot lasguns are effective to a mile or more

[bleak patrol]

The kasrkin use a hotshot

[sacred tapir]

yes

im actively reading kasrkin

[bleak patrol]

I'm checking both datasheets

[sacred tapir]

again, dont bring datasheets into this, theyre stupid and lame

[bleak patrol]

Ok then we can have a long-las, as long as we get a marksman laser

[sacred tapir]

i act like the tabletop just doesnt exist

[bleak patrol]

Actually a long-las might be better cause it's less niche

[sacred tapir]

yeah, long las would likely be a support weapon

which wouldnt bug me

since theyre cumbersome like the amr

[bleak patrol]

The whole thing wouldn't exist without tabletop

[sacred tapir]

i know, doesnt mean i cant ignore it

the tabletop is just the stepping stone to greater things

[bleak patrol]

I'm gonna bombard you with pictures of my minis once I paint them all in 29 years

[sacred tapir]

(the novels)

oh i dont mind minis

i just dont play the tabletop shit

[bleak patrol]

I only really play kill team cause it's more accessible

Other than that I just collect stuff

I have a whole guardsmen set that I modified into helldivers

[sacred tapir]

i get my minis of the month and stuff, i dont buy shit tho

i just print

im not paying buckets of cash for plastic, GW is retarded

[bleak patrol]

Hell, I have a whole kasrkin kill team themed after helldivers

[sacred tapir]

yeah 80 fucking dollars for a dreadnought? shove it up your ass

i can print it for 20

[bleak patrol]

Anyway

Lasgun

Long-las maybe

Guardsmen armor

[sacred tapir]

i kinda just want the kasrkin loadout + long las

[bleak patrol]

Give me krak

[sacred tapir]

kasrkin is more likely if you ask me

just because its sealed

void armor

[bleak patrol]

We need to keep the faces hidden

Krieg

[sacred tapir]

yeah, those hide faces too, perfect

[bleak patrol]

Kasrkin and Krieg

[sacred tapir]

kasrkin have that yellow visor

yeah probably

its either krieg, kasrkin (more likely) or elysians or smth

i highly doubt elysians

[bleak patrol]

Pretty sure we could get a bolt pistol, maybe

[sacred tapir]

and im not gonna place bets on krieg, because cadians/kasrkin are the poster child of the militarum

[sacred tapir]

id rather a locke bolter

the full size human boltgun

sure we have the dominator, but i want a cooler one

[bleak patrol]

Hold up maybe there are some leaks

THERE'S A FLAMER FRV

[sacred tapir]

where??

whuh

[bleak patrol]

IN THE GAME FILES

[sacred tapir]

give

[bleak patrol]

It's from the leak that leaked the new mechs

[sacred tapir]

source? i wanna see this

oh

alr

its gonna release in 2028 i bet

[bleak patrol]

So it has to be legit because the mechs happened

[sacred tapir]

considering that APC still hasnt happened

[bleak patrol]

There's a SUPPLY FRV

[sacred tapir]

leaked 2 years ago

[bleak patrol]

It has supply crates

No gun

Which honestly

I would use

[sacred tapir]

reload tank and mech moment

i want

[bleak patrol]

Maybe?

[sacred tapir]

(it wont lol)

i mean we still cant team reload without changing backpacks

[bleak patrol]

Like, tanks have a functional reload mechanic

[sacred tapir]

which is stupid

that really needs a rework

[bleak patrol]

And I don't mean, "yeah you can reload the gun"

You can, or at least could, feed the tank a carried object

And it would reload it

[sacred tapir]

yeah you used to be able to feed the artillery shells iirc

or was it the black box

or both

[bleak patrol]

That means that the functionality is there

So it's not out of the question

[sacred tapir]

maybe

but i just want a fuckass hotshot lasgun tbh

medium/heavy

pen

[bleak patrol]

I don't know what to be excited about now

The warhammer collab

[sacred tapir]

all

just all

[bleak patrol]

True

That flamer frv looks sick

[sacred tapir]

im still a little put off that you havent played darktide, because no one would play with you

i feel like youre missing out

[bleak patrol]

I may play it one day

The tutorial made it look fun as fuck

[sacred tapir]

i mean, randoms truly are retarded

dont get me wrong

i mean if you just climb difficulties and play damnation/auric, its not too bad

issue is in heresy and down, theyre all dumb as a box of rocks

like, ignore revives, dumb

[bleak patrol]

It's on the list

Don't worry

[sacred tapir]

i would play with you, but im not sure id bother using a mic tbh

im quite a yapper, would prolly just annoy you more than help

[bleak patrol]

Depends

[sacred tapir]

no, it doesnt, i talk far more than you could ever imagine

[bleak patrol]

I can already imagine it

Downed
Atrox yaps

About something unrelated but somehow vaguely related at the same time

[sacred tapir]

that is not accurate, but also is

50/50

usually its more so about whats near me

in an attempt to give info

but ends up just making it harder

"3 reapers, 2 maulers, 400588 ragers on me" (you can see them)

[slim coral]

@sacred tapir yo

Warhammer 40k Helldiver collab

I think they will most likely gonna add either Krieg Korp or Karskin

[sacred tapir]

kasrkin is more likely

cadia is the poster child

[bleak patrol]

Cuppert late to the party as always

[narrow trout]

only to post girls

delete this channel just to punish Iedy

[earnest stag]

Yeeee

[solemn crypt]

has anyone bought halo warbond? is it any good in terms of weapons?

[dire igloo]

Just the shotgun

Thats it

And you can just get the dual barrel shotgun for 400 SC anyways which I like way more

[solemn crypt]

[eager cliff]

thank you arrowhead for 400sc for a good gun

meanwhile warbond guns are ass

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[solemn crypt]

@raven badger

[queen viper]

even then the sweeper literally sweeps it in terms of usage

[queen viper]

wow is this hd1 stuff or an actual hd2 leak

if its leaked for hd2 you think this will be for the warhammer collab?

loots more armored

[sacred tapir]

hd1 was top down

and it was lower poly

its hd2 leak

it will not be for wh collab

[queen viper]

ah

hey you never know right

[bleak patrol]

I said it's from the leak that leaked the mech warbond

[queen viper]

ah

i didnt see my fault

[bleak patrol]

Which is the only reason why I believe it

[queen viper]

it could be for the WH

i mean look at the frv

[bleak patrol]

Honestly

[queen viper]

the apc was leaked

the frv never

[bleak patrol]

I can see the flamer FRV being WH

[queen viper]

and the frv came before it

yeah doesnt wh use a lot of flame stuff

"brother get the flamer, the heavy flamer"

[bleak patrol]

But we just have to wait and see

[slim coral]

They finally armored up?

[narrow trout]

why is tinky winky here

[sacred tapir]

tinky winky wit da analog horror styling

[narrow trout]

this tinky winky predates analog horror

[sacred tapir]

yeah, but i still think my shitty comment is at least 1% funny

so im not sure i care

[queen viper]

already made a glaze diver meme lmfao

[sharp gorge]

Well, that's just your opinion, man

[sacred tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1482474809723195523/22acffc668489ede14512d39c5a30a2b.gif

[plucky lion]

it's nice being on the left side

[solemn crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/selfish-soyjak-soy-jak-wojak-baby-gif-6611371863076339224

[dire igloo]

and then the most evil of all

Games workshop goes and says

make it 2000 super credits.

imagine

[lost grail]

GW is comically greedy company lol

I legit dont get why would one want to make a collab with them considering their record of genuinely shitting on their fanbase

[plucky lion]

because all ur doing is asking permission to use their IP and then doing the rest

[queen viper]

best we could do were 3 more light pen ars

[rotund niche]

They are going to surprise us with the first zero pen weapons

[narrow trout]

because its almost the same fucking command as reinforce

[sacred tapir]

true!

[earnest stag]

il call it

Bolter pistol

AR Lasgun

and some sniper

[plain bough]

lasgun is most likely at least in

now the real question, old red lasers or yellow blasters

[narrow trout]

red hopefully

[earnest stag]

They probably wont make it red due to the Clankers having Red

[sacred tapir]

red

they cant make it yellow

[fleet gazelle]

They can. The developers have dyslexia and could misread the specifications again and turn orange into red. Like before, when people complained about bugs, they could only read about warbonds; unfortunately, they couldn't make out the rest.

[queen viper]

lol

[sacred tapir]

i mean, im still waiting for the mech fix

both of them

[potent leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-peaceful-life-galen-erso-star-wars-rogue-one-mads-mikkelsen-gif-26203910

[potent leaf]

I don't think they had control over announcing it since it was mixed in with the other stuff at warhammer skulls event. Hence why they didn't show off anything.

[narrow trout]

you can be on the left side and still understand the faults of arrowhead

which are many

seriously though can they revert the fucking hellpod thing

[potent leaf]

yeah i know

I understand them

[narrow trout]

im just tired of the fandom being either super dick suckers or more toxic than lake karachay

even if i stay in the middle its hard to be excited for any updates

-# especially when theres only one faction i enjoy fighting therefor cutting off 50% of content

or maybe after 200 hours i have gotten all the enjoyment i can out of this game

[fleet gazelle]

https://x.com/i/status/2057992421963612401

Samurai Ridgy (@Samurai_Ridgy)

Nobody can’t hide from Lady liberty #xbox #pc #helldivers2 #spacemarine40k #halo

X · May 23, 2026, 1:10 AM

https://x.com/i/status/2058172789761228848

AC-8 Autocannon (@AC8Autocannon)

#Helldivers2

X · May 23, 2026, 1:06 PM

[potent leaf]

if you want your twitter videos to play add "Fixv" to the url like this

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2058172789761228848

AC-8 Autocannon (@AC8Autocannon)

#Helldivers2

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because discord embedding is evil and wants to kill you

[earnest stag]

[plucky lion]

imo many such cases where people are just bored and have played it out, but instead of just saying that they have to hate the game now for some absurd reason

[solemn crypt]

sir, your boots stuck in the concrete

https://tenor.com/view/cat-phone-ai-yelling-office-worker-webcam-angry-gif-7063090709912688422

[spring quarry]

sir, your arrowheads fucked up with the building collision

[solemn crypt]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HIJIs4HXgAEDtKT.webp

[bleak patrol]

To be fair you're not meant to be there

[solemn crypt]

Let them complain

[queen viper]

back when handling the drop pod was better but ah didnt like the fun

[bleak patrol]

I wouldn't really complain about this solution if it did fix the problem it aimed to fix (you can still drop onto places that you shouldn't be able to access)

Landing on a massive rock that you can't get down from without dying isn't really my definition of "fun"

[narrow trout]

dont land on the rock then

i just wanna turn my hellpod without the game saying "nah fuck you despite the beacon being next to your friend we're gonna move it over here"

im pretty sure it made that one ship upgrade useless

[queen viper]

hey so theres this thing called

wanting to land somewhere else

but due to that change

youre just forced to land in this spot now due to not being able to turn and pass that said rock

[bleak patrol]

And you still can land on that rock unintentionally

[queen viper]

i dont wanna land on it i wanna land past it in said scenarios

[bleak patrol]

Unintentionally

The system that tries to prevent you from landing on a fuckass rock will sometimes still land you on a fuckass rock

[narrow trout]

why did they make it do this again

to stop people from chilling on high places?

[queen viper]

yeah

even tho you gotta move around the whole map anyway

it was a fun way to distract a bug breach/snipe enemies off allies

[slim coral]

They should add Necron sniper enemy that is Lore-Accurate with 40k to Automaton to fight

[blazing abyss]

bro would get the whole squad before they even breach the lower cloud layer

[bleak patrol]

That's a great idea, John

[sharp gorge]

First name Norm middle name Al last name Human

[narrow trout]

norman hughman

Hugh Norman