🎪bruh-fart

[earnest slate]

vanilla ice

no ice cube

here

[final cedar]

que pedo como estas?

[earnest slate]

hes fat

[toxic sundial]

Quitite mas huevos

[earnest slate]

ice ball

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (español, castellano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Remove more eggs

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

HA!

castillian spanish

[earnest slate]

remove balls

[toxic sundial]

I'm speaking construction worksite spanisj

[final cedar]

huevos

[toxic sundial]

Way different

[earnest slate]

el huevo

[west birch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036256735289155656/1177391749639979189/cabron.mp4?ex=65725683&is=655fe183&hm=4eb0cbe99ee58d1158b6c836f46ce31053168f135ac8c9ca19aa93854217cce2&

[dreamy flax]

gold.xp, your new nickname is Wassup

[earnest slate]

im good

[final cedar]

chupa huevos?

[earnest slate]

chupa huevos

[west birch]

https://tenor.com/view/el-huevo-gif-18925090

[earnest slate]

i was thinkin abt this one igf

[final cedar]

dude change your name you still how up as balls

[earnest slate]

ok??

[dreamy flax]

gold.xp, your new nickname is Button

[toxic sundial]

Te odio pinche

[sullen osprey]

Lmao

[earnest slate]

speak english

pelase

[sullen osprey]

He’s calling someone an idiot

[final cedar]

that won't change your name if you set it in the profile

[toxic sundial]

No

[earnest slate]

ta

[sullen osprey]

Don’t know who though

[toxic sundial]

I drink too much sake and tuned hispanic

It's on my driver's license now

[final cedar]

I have a friend who has to take anti histamins is he racist?

[earnest slate]

troll

🐟

btw i real thought

[toxic sundial]

Yes

[earnest slate]

it was

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

Cease all contact

[earnest slate]

tf

whyt

ur changed

it

somehow

[final cedar]

someone back me up here and tell balls his name is still balls

[earnest slate]

why balls come on

[somber warren]

who tf is balls

[earnest slate]

it was bolitas

[toxic sundial]

Balls 🫵

[earnest slate]

name gen never turned me into balls omg

[toxic sundial]

It did

I saw it

I'm a witness

Balls 🫵

[earnest slate]

bolitas

[final cedar]

it's been balls ever since that's why I asked you to change it

[somber warren]

i saw it too

[somber warren]

lmao of course he is polish

[river zealot]

just wanted to say it

[final cedar]

Maja's alt

[river zealot]

maja #2

[somber warren]

[earnest slate]

bro no way

[river zealot]

[somber warren]

the fucking polish, its always the polish

[final cedar]

[earnest slate]

well how name gen turned me into bolitas which balls in spanish

[somber warren]

si grande cojones

[earnest slate]

take a screenshot

again

[final cedar]

nameme never changed your name

[dreamy flax]

gold.xp, your new nickname is Progress

[earnest slate]

progress

[red glade]

That's like the actual thing though, a ball. Juevos is slang for man-bits.

[final cedar]

still balls

[earnest slate]

insightfull

[dreamy flax]

senortorres, your new nickname is Heineken

[somber warren]

ehhhwwww

ahw hell nahhh

[final cedar]

See, for @somber warren it works

[earnest slate]

thank god bruv

[somber warren]

heineken is disgusting

[red glade]

Oh look

[somber warren]

i refuse this name

[red glade]

You're making progress XD

[earnest slate]

whats happened in 1984

[final cedar]

water flavoured beer

[red glade]

A book

[somber warren]

[red glade]

Which turned into a movie

[earnest slate]

i thought chinese thing

[somber warren]

pssstttt

[earnest slate]

or something like that

[somber warren]

don't spoil the fun

[earnest slate]

tank thing

[red glade]

Nah that was Tianmanen Square

[dreamy flax]

senortorres, your new nickname is Ultra

[somber warren]

ah yes i have become ultra (racist)

[earnest slate]

sounds like soup

[somber warren]

and i'm gonna win

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bJf6k.gif

[red glade]

Nah thats...caleda juevo or something. My Spanish is very rusty.

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-gif-20958324

[somber warren]

wow those are hamburg ultras

[final cedar]

tiny men square

[earnest slate]

ok tf it means and how its related to what i said

[somber warren]

gotta love beating each other at a football game

[red glade]

Egg drop soup in Spanish. Tianmanen Square was a Chinese massacre. Before we were talking about bolitas and juevos.

[earnest slate]

el juevo

[red glade]

No that's Northern Lion

[earnest slate]

what

[red glade]

A YouTuber

He's bald and people call him an egg sometimes

[earnest slate]

i thought u were talking abt an actual animal

bros bald and call himself a lion

[red glade]

No though that would be cool if there were lions in the North

[toxic sundial]

alright my birthday is in two days

I expect a present from each of you

[red glade]

I think he started out with hair and then it was thinning so he embraced it

It's been a while

[earnest slate]

isnt northern BALD lions would be much cooler

fire idea

[red glade]

That sounds like a football team

[earnest slate]

theyre bald about some foot things

super sonic

[red glade]

Now that just sounds half way to a fetish

[earnest slate]

hahahahahaha

[earnest slate]

new pair of lungs

😃

🐓

/namemme

[river zealot]

NO

[dreamy flax]

gold.xp, your new nickname is Bradley

[toxic sundial]

Why no

[earnest slate]

bradley

[river zealot]

you will send me a present for your birthday

[toxic sundial]

It's the least I'm owed

For being the funniest poster

[earnest slate]

on my wall

[red glade]

That is the worst name

[river zealot]

most i can do is report you to the autorities

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Mechanic

[earnest slate]

yeah dont call urself

like this

[toxic sundial]

Trust me I'm already on their radar

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKLrn_0XNOU

[toxic sundial]

I'm only speaking the Truth

[dreamy flax]

gold.xp, your new nickname is Sheeba

[earnest slate]

sheeba

inu

[earnest slate]

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

fortine or pubg

pa bee jee

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

pubg?
don't you mean pubgbg?

[earnest slate]

i luv the way he says im a mechanic

clueless

[earnest slate]

dunno

[visual stirrup]

the offical name of the game is now
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS
which, as in an initialism, is
PUBG:BG

which is the dumbest shit ever

[final cedar]

what fr?

lmao

[earnest slate]

player unknowns

why its like that

[final cedar]

:bg is the pc port

pubg is mobile

dummies in the naming team

[earnest slate]

he created dumbest game ever

look at him

[visual stirrup]

hard to believe this Battle Royale shit all started with custom servers on DayZ

that's what PUBG initially was

[final cedar]

looks like a distinct lack of upper body strength

[earnest slate]

i remembered him more good looking

[final cedar]

i rember playing br modes on css

[earnest slate]

i love cs

[final cedar]

balls

[earnest slate]

balls

[visual stirrup]

I think there's even custom BR servers for Battlefield 3

[earnest slate]

wait

[half gazelle]

Battle royal was always shit no matter the rendition

[visual stirrup]

You needed a special client to access them, though

[final cedar]

it's still balls dude

[earnest slate]

no fucking way

[glad carbon]

minecraft

hunger games

[river zealot]

this looks like an arma screenshot

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

that house looks weird

[rustic gorge]

It is

[glad carbon]

arma 2 custom battle royale prolly

[river zealot]

HOLY SHIT

BOYS RUN

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[glad carbon]

josta get outta here

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/537557072397598725/1065820495821410394/zpc2j-mqlwj-unscreen.gif

[earnest slate]

your name is twist

and my name is balls

..

[glad carbon]

ur name is sheeba

[earnest slate]

yes true

[visual stirrup]

There are two types of people in this world
Those who twist
and those who get twisted

[earnest slate]

u closed it

[rancid iris]

happy thanksgiving to those celebrating :))

[river zealot]

he did

[earnest slate]

hhshsh

[livid pond]

me and who 😍

[loud yacht]

https://vxtwitter.com/NCassiel/status/1727530073019064454

[rancid iris]

goals tbh

[toxic sundial]

Free door pickup is a steal

[visual stirrup]

As an American, I will be celebrating by coughing all over the local Indian reservation

[earnest slate]

lol

[final cedar]

thanks for ruining it

[dreamy flax]

memeg7837, your new nickname is Colt45

[river zealot]

MAH TWO WORLD WARS

[earnest slate]

how u managed to make screenshot where my name is literally balls

i was confused

[half gazelle]

I’ve felt so gross and ugly all day, hate days like this…
Brainfart, send frogs.

https://tenor.com/view/frog-sitting-meme-funny-gif-15518043535710952457

[final cedar]

bro you can't send shit like that while there's underaged folk in here

[loud yacht]

what you gonna do about it

[earnest slate]

i looked at it like its food

legs

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880009734617452575/1013457331742310532/cachedGif.gif

[final cedar]

did you shower?

[half gazelle]

I shower daily

[gilded blade]

when does this happen to you in life

[half gazelle]

It’s just one of those days

[final cedar]

then why you feel gross

[river zealot]

not really good for your hair

[loud yacht]

just a bit of a reach, only a bit though

[half gazelle]

I don’t wash my hair every time. Shower cap.

[river zealot]

alr

[earnest slate]

vlol i saw dark spots on my monitor with side vision

and they disappeared

[toxic sundial]

Good for your smell you fuckin stinker

Shower every day

Animal

[half gazelle]

Put on outfit that I’ve looked good in plenty of times in the past.
Brain is mean and goes “whoa, you look like a fucking ugly freak kys.”
Proceeds to just wear baggy clothes the rest of the day to compensate,

It how it is sometimes

[gilded blade]

looks like you're in the barrel today

[crimson flame]

its just ur brain

[half gazelle]

Just a fish

In a barrel

[toxic sundial]

I'm in a barrel

Full of monkeys

[gilded blade]

do you know what "In the barrel today" actually means?

[toxic sundial]

It's called #🎪bruh-fart

[half gazelle]

Nope

[earnest slate]

its prolly somthing weird

[gilded blade]

It's a old navy joke about the newbies being put inside a barrel and passed around sexualy

[earnest slate]

bruh

ong

[river zealot]

[earnest slate]

FNP-45

[half gazelle]

Uh

Ok

NOT what I was expecting tbh

[earnest slate]

ur pfcp fits u nicely

makes it harder

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-maybe-some-day-someday-one-day-gif-26036494

[earnest slate]

yo i got intj too

on 16 personalities

[earnest slate]

sad

[zealous remnant]

@half gazelle 🥺

[river zealot]

p!f @ruby minnow

[final cedar]

that's not normal?

[toxic sundial]

Nobody saw what I deleted

[final cedar]

[toxic sundial]

I got away with the bear

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[earnest slate]

p!f @earnest slate

[final cedar]

until skom swoops in and mutes you for 2 weeks

[earnest slate]

hahahahaha ok

[river zealot]

dont mods see deleted msgs

[zealous remnant]

Yes

[toxic sundial]

Telling new members to ping skom and call him stinky

[copper token]

The turkey was good

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock2: 24 November 2023, 02:32 (02:32 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Kiev)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 SW 236° | 7.96 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like -2.15°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 28.13°F)

[final cedar]

not only that, they check deleted msgs more thorough than sent

[half gazelle]

Hallo 🥺

[dreamy flax]

:flag_aq: Antarctica

:clock8: 24 November 2023, 08:32 (08:32 AM)
🌏 +8.0 (Australia/Perth)
✨ No sunrise/sunset data available...

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 86% humidity
🍃 SW 214° | 7.54 m/s wind
🌡️ -30.15°C (Feels like -37.15°C)
-22.27°F (Feels like -34.87°F)

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[earnest slate]

shut up

[river zealot]

its wrong by 2 degrees

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Kansas City, MO, USA

:clock6: 23 November 2023, 18:33 (06:33 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 54% humidity
🍃 NNE 20° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 2.85°C)
42.53°F (Feels like 37.13°F)

[glad carbon]

skom reads it 3 weeks later and mutes you for a week

[dreamy flax]

:flag_vn: Vietnam

:clock7: 24 November 2023, 07:33 (07:33 AM)
🌏 +7.0 (Asia/Ho_Chi_Minh)
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 69% humidity
🍃 NE 51° | 2.88 m/s wind
🌡️ 19.85°C (67.73°F)

[final cedar]

ye

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

:flag_us: Phoenix, AZ, USA

:clock5: 23 November 2023, 17:33 (05:33 PM)
🌎 -7.0 (America/Phoenix)
🌇 Sunset

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 29% humidity
🍃 SE 131° | 0.45 m/s wind
🌡️ 18.85°C (Feels like 17.85°C)
65.93°F (Feels like 64.13°F)

[zealous remnant]

@half gazelle Women will ask me how much my salary is but never ask how peggable I am

[dreamy flax]

:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa

:clock2: 24 November 2023, 02:33 (02:33 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Africa/Johannesburg)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 41% humidity
🍃 NE 50° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ 23.85°C (Feels like 22.85°C)
74.93°F (Feels like 73.13°F)

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[glad carbon]

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

Ayo, how peggable are you?

[half gazelle]

How peggable are you?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ps: Palestine

:clock2: 24 November 2023, 02:33 (02:33 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Asia/Hebron)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 70% humidity
🍃 SE 146° | 0.23 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[final cedar]

how peggable are you?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_il: Israel

:clock2: 24 November 2023, 02:33 (02:33 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Asia/Jerusalem)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 70% humidity
🍃 ENE 75° | 0.22 m/s wind
🌡️ 14.85°C (Feels like 13.85°C)
58.73°F (Feels like 56.93°F)

[earnest slate]

lol

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

Boutta be a 3v1 on NP

[river zealot]

[earnest slate]

they would ignore u if urnot peggable

[zealous remnant]

🥺

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Bat Cave, NC 28792, USA

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:34 (07:34 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 76% humidity
🍃 WNW 298° | 1.5 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

[river zealot]

no way

[zealous remnant]

😳

[zealous remnant]

I am very peggable

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

Noted.

[half gazelle]

uwu

[earnest slate]

peg

[zealous remnant]

UwU

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/vorzek-vorzneck-oglg-og-lol-gang-gif-24901093

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

:flag_fr: Anus, 89560 Fouronnes, France

:clock1: 24 November 2023, 01:35 (01:35 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Paris)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 WSW 252° | 2.87 m/s wind
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 3.85°C)
42.53°F (Feels like 38.93°F)

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[earnest slate]

😦

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

Will do.

[river zealot]

im gonna stuff my head with a bullet

[toxic sundial]

No don't do thag

[river zealot]

for legal reasons this is a joke

[red glade]

They don't taste the same after they come out of the oven though

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[earnest slate]

i dont do my homework

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/they-are-not-even-denying-it-bro-moosecraft-they-are-very-clear-on-that-they-didnt-even-deny-theres-no-denying-gif-19683706

[earnest slate]

okay

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ie: Dromultan, Cockhill, Co. Kerry, Ireland

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:37 (12:37 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/Dublin)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 99% humidity
🍃 WNW 283° | 2.02 m/s wind
🌡️ 9.85°C (49.73°F)

[earnest slate]

real

thing

[earnest slate]

HAHAHHA

[midnight cloud]

natural did you just seriously ddox yourself?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_bg: 4815 Grohotno, Bulgaria

:clock2: 24 November 2023, 02:38 (02:38 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Europe/Sofia)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 92% humidity
🍃 SW 232° | 1.96 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 6.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 44.33°F)

:flag_at: 5121 Fugging, Austria

:clock1: 24 November 2023, 01:38 (01:38 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Vienna)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 77% humidity
🍃 WSW 255° | 7.07 m/s wind
🌡️ 3.85°C (Feels like -1.15°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 29.93°F)

:flag_gb: Glasgow, UK

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:39 (12:39 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 81% humidity
🍃 WSW 240° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 3.85°C)
42.53°F (Feels like 38.93°F)

[final cedar]

whaa they changed it?

[earnest slate]

/wearther japan, naruto

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

yah, so people would stop stealing signs and such

[river zealot]

fuck man

[dreamy flax]

:flag_jp: Naruto, Tokushima, Japan

:clock9: 24 November 2023, 09:39 (09:39 AM)
🌏 +9.0 (Asia/Tokyo)
☀️ Day

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 51% humidity
🍃 WNW 290° | 7.72 m/s wind
🌡️ 16.85°C (Feels like 15.85°C)
62.33°F (Feels like 60.53°F)

[river zealot]

its already 2 am

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[river zealot]

i gotta wake up at 8 tommorow

[toxic sundial]

It's 6:30

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-inc-sully-you-go-to-sleep-go-to-sleep-go-to-bed-gif-22295511

[river zealot]

[earnest slate]

pm

[toxic sundial]

See

[river zealot]

nuh uh

[toxic sundial]

Ew

What kinda gibberish is that

[earnest slate]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslur

[river zealot]

talking about gibbersih

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ca: Sexsmith, AB T0H 3C0, Canada

:clock5: 23 November 2023, 17:40 (05:40 PM)
🌎 -7.0 (America/Edmonton)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 51% humidity
🍃 SSW 210° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ -1.15°C (Feels like -4.15°C)
29.93°F (Feels like 24.53°F)

[river zealot]

i should change my languege to ukrainian

alr

thats better

[earnest slate]

Antony Sexsmith

[river zealot]

thats a lot of fish

[copper token]

I love speaking english

[glad carbon]

submissive and peggable

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Dallas, TX, USA

:clock6: 23 November 2023, 18:42 (06:42 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 54% humidity
🍃 SE 130° | 5.14 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[sullen osprey]

Nice

[earnest slate]

i love

[copper token]

Salty has been doxxed

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Nevada, USA

:clock4: 23 November 2023, 16:43 (04:43 PM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌇 Sunset

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 NNW 347° | 4.39 m/s wind
🌡️ 0.85°C (Feels like -4.15°C)
33.53°F (Feels like 24.53°F)

[copper token]

He loves

[midnight cloud]

SOMEWHERE

IN NEVADA

[dreamy flax]

📚 Soup ( | sup )

• An unfortunate situation
• Any composition having a consistency suggestive of soup
• Dope (a racehorse)
• Liquid food especially of meat or fish or vegetable stock often containing pieces of solid food

[sullen osprey]

I did this willfully

[copper token]

Hows Buccees?

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/you-aint-gotta-lie-dont-bother-tell-the-truth-be-honest-dont-do-it-gif-16236437

I don't watch football either

[final cedar]

handegg

[dreamy flax]

**ivan_5kov** once said...

im a gypsy

[river zealot]

@stone blade

https://tenor.com/view/is-this-information-legit-gif-9202849568376436420

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-do-not-try-to-shrink-me-gypsy-i-serious-serious-gif-5113307

[copper token]

Why are the white blood cells lolis and commies?

[red glade]

Cuz they were made for one thing and one thing only

[river zealot]

what is this shit

[red glade]

killing germs

[pastel quartz]

im here to report that Syno was muted in the line of brainfart duty

please pass the word on to his kinfolk

[toxic sundial]

Lol why

It's turkey day I was gonna congratulate the only turk I know

[visual stirrup]

I don't remember this part of MW3 (2011)

[pastel quartz]

#╓☢stalker-chat message

[river zealot]

blah blah blah your autistic video has war footage

its only 1 day

[toxic sundial]

Ah boohoo

[remote vine]

Literally me

[river zealot]

[red glade]

New #🎪bruh-fart mascot

[toxic sundial]

Mods are weird sometimes

[visual stirrup]

Falcobot is a racist confirmed

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pl: Poland

:clock1: 24 November 2023, 01:49 (01:49 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Warsaw)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 92% humidity
🍃 WNW 283° | 9.29 m/s wind
🌡️ 4.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
40.73°F (Feels like 31.73°F)

[half gazelle]

@zealous remnant did you do something fun today?

[copper token]

Just like falco

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

really skirting the rules here

[earnest slate]

he died

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-emperors-groove-new-nuh-uhh-gif-5927868

[loud yacht]

but its like he just... he didnt even mention anything specifically or stuff like that

[river zealot]

who?

syno?

[final cedar]

random spot on my scalp hurts when I touch it... that's it boys the cancer got me

[loud yacht]

nota

[earnest slate]

bonk

[final cedar]

balls

[toxic sundial]

Yeah won't matter, all it takes is 1 mod with half a stick in ass

This ain't like a judicial court

They decide ban it's a ban

[loud yacht]

not rly, just the chronically online people who use this discord to report you

[toxic sundial]

And can't argue when you are muted

[tulip ravine]

Prob a ingrown hair mate

[final cedar]

bans are argued about tho

[copper token]

Mwadi muted me for 3 days over a stupid Ambatukum gif

[earnest slate]

ballin

[toxic sundial]

Yeah but they don't listen

[earnest slate]

i am fadeeed

[tulip ravine]

Just use a fair bit of shampoo when you shower next and should clear up

[earnest slate]

i am ballin

[final cedar]

no I mean among mods

[half gazelle]

I’m still mod abused 😔

[toxic sundial]

I once got banned from a squad server for homophobic slurs in voice channel. I DIDNT HAVE A MICROPHONE

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[toxic sundial]

They wouldn't listen

Didn't care

[final cedar]

discord is dumb anyways. gamma needs a matrix server

[tulip ravine]

I found out certain words in Roblox were not censored now they are

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: 3120 Southwood Dr, Highland Village, TX 75077, USA

:clock6: 23 November 2023, 18:54 (06:54 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 55% humidity
🍃 ESE 117° | 1.34 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[sullen osprey]

Come and find me

[river zealot]

thats oddly specific

[toxic sundial]

Don't worry the mod team will be 10 times better when I am mod (I will abuse the shit outta that)

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gb: Greater Manchester, UK

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:54 (12:54 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 80% humidity
🍃 NW 310° | 6.69 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 4.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 40.73°F)

[river zealot]

greater machester?

[tulip ravine]

Ye

[river zealot]

is there a worse manchesterr?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Independence, MO, USA

:clock6: 23 November 2023, 18:54 (06:54 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 54% humidity
🍃 ENE 62° | 0.45 m/s wind
🌡️ 4.85°C (40.73°F)

[loud yacht]

idk what it is with the gamma discord and people who post 30k messages in a couple months, and also get offended over everything

[earnest slate]

holy shit what tf was that

[tulip ravine]

Its surrounding areas

[earnest slate]

i thought they were inside a cannon

[visual stirrup]

I hopped on server
1st spawn: the helicopter I got into crashed
2nd spawn: the truck driver drove into an enemy tank
3rd spawn: vehicle blown up by friendly fire

"Is this an RP server? Are y'all RPing as retards?"

Ban

[tulip ravine]

Like London

[sullen osprey]

Everyone leak your address for the weather

[zealous remnant]

No. I am currently driving.

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[tulip ravine]

There’s London city then then Greater London

[toxic sundial]

[river zealot]

somes servers you cant say retard

some servers you cant say autist

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gb: Llanfairpwllgwyngyll LL61, UK

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:55 (12:55 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 53% humidity
🍃 NNW 330° | 5.66 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 6.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 44.33°F)

[red glade]

idk the exact context but I am fairly certain they are constructing a tunnel and that blast is them clearing away more rock to keep going

[river zealot]

snowflake type shit

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[toxic sundial]

I was so mad at the ban I got I almost took it to offworld industries, the people who make the game

I was actually flabbergasted

[loud yacht]

this server has way too many chronically online people that remind me of twitter user stereotypes but they are on discord its weird ive never seen it anywhere else

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: New York, NY, USA

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:56 (07:56 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 64% humidity
🍃 WNW 298° | 2.24 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

:flag_us: Gaylord, MI 49735, USA

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:56 (07:56 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/Detroit)
🌑 Night

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 58% humidity
🍃 NW 324° | 4.9 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (Feels like -10.15°C)
24.53°F (Feels like 13.73°F)

[tulip ravine]

Damn 8 c in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

[toxic sundial]

Even moreso when they wouldn't even listen when I told them I didn't have a mic

[loud yacht]

i guess these people are attracted to stalker because muh post soviet depression

[half gazelle]

To where?

[visual stirrup]

gesundheit

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gb: Shitterton, Bere Regis, Wareham BH20, UK

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:56 (12:56 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
🌑 Night

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 90% humidity
🍃 NW 307° | 6.43 m/s wind
🌡️ 11.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
53.33°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gb: Rest & Be Thankfull, 20 Cooksey Ln, Birmingham B44 9QN, UK

:clock12: 24 November 2023, 00:57 (12:57 AM)
🌍 +0.0 (Europe/London)
🌑 Night

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 NW 320° | 6.69 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 4.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 40.73°F)

:flag_us: Rough and Ready, CA, USA

:clock4: 23 November 2023, 16:57 (04:57 PM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌇 Sunset

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 41% humidity
🍃 N 10° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 51.53°F)

:flag_tw: Taipei City, Taiwan

:clock8: 24 November 2023, 08:57 (08:57 AM)
🌏 +8.0 (Asia/Taipei)
☀️ Day

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 57% humidity
🍃 ENE 70° | 6.69 m/s wind
🌡️ 20.85°C (69.53°F)

:flag_at: 4751 Natzing, Austria

:clock1: 24 November 2023, 01:57 (01:57 AM)
🌍 +1.0 (Europe/Vienna)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 WSW 258° | 9.15 m/s wind
🌡️ 4.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
40.73°F (Feels like 31.73°F)

[earnest slate]

scary

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[river zealot]

got banned from official en tarkov server because i was making jokes about the war when its started

[toxic sundial]

Stop spamming weather reports you troglodytes

[zealous remnant]

To a larger town that should have a bar open

[river zealot]

was saying something like escape from ukraine

[loud yacht]

i dont understand why you would even do that though

[loud yacht]

im not the type to get offended easily

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Bread Loaf, Ripton, VT 05766, USA

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:58 (07:58 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 N 0° | 0 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (35.33°F)

[loud yacht]

but why bring politics into a discord about a videogame like that

[river zealot]

its my country

[loud yacht]

i dont give a shit

[river zealot]

and i wasnt the only one

also it fits the theme

[toxic sundial]

Just mad cause they got conscripted

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Wankers Corner, Stafford, OR 97068, USA

:clock4: 23 November 2023, 16:58 (04:58 PM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌇 Sunset

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 76% humidity
🍃 N 355° | 2.68 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

[river zealot]

books are political, music is political, why wouldnt videogames?

[half gazelle]

):

[earnest slate]

who you talking with

[loud yacht]

probably for the better that i just dont read this discord for a month again

[river zealot]

also the devs support rus

[loud yacht]

brain fucking rots every time i do

have fun

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Spunk Creek, Minnesota, USA

:clock6: 23 November 2023, 18:59 (06:59 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 58% humidity
🍃 NNW 339° | 5.49 m/s wind
🌡️ -8.15°C (Feels like -15.15°C)
17.33°F (Feels like 4.73°F)

[river zealot]

[toxic sundial]

There's a difference between politics and talking factually about a real event that's happening

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Chicken, AK, USA

:clock3: 23 November 2023, 15:59 (03:59 PM)
🌎 -9.0 (America/Anchorage)
🌇 Sunset

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 97% humidity
🍃 SW 224° | 0.49 m/s wind
🌡️ -12.15°C (10.13°F)

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[half gazelle]

Bro didn’t read roadside picnic

[toxic sundial]

And like we are humans we want to discuss drama n stuff

[toxic sundial]

Oo oo I did I read that book

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[half gazelle]

Me too

Good book

[river zealot]

i did read roadside picnic

but i felt like there was something missing

it was too small i would say

[earnest slate]

ur absolutely right

[dreamy flax]

:flag_in: Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India

:clock6: 24 November 2023, 06:30 (06:30 AM)
🌍 +5.5 (Asia/Kolkata)
🌅 Sunrise

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 97% humidity
🍃 ENE 74° | 1.21 m/s wind
🌡️ 21.85°C (71.33°F)

[tulip ravine]

[river zealot]

[mint mist]

hi

[earnest slate]

hi

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Glory Hole Recreation Area, 6503 Glory Hole Rd, Angels Camp, CA 95222, USA

:clock5: 23 November 2023, 17:01 (05:01 PM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌇 Sunset

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 59% humidity
🍃 WSW 240° | 1.54 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 11.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 53.33°F)

[earnest slate]

clear sky reference

[red glade]

"my last 2 brain cells"

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Cumming, GA, USA

:clock8: 23 November 2023, 20:02 (08:02 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 85% humidity
🍃 WNW 293° | 1.18 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (46.13°F)

[earnest slate]

huh

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: United States

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:03 (07:03 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 61% humidity
🍃 ENE 60° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

:flag_us: Zzyzx, CA, USA

:clock5: 23 November 2023, 17:04 (05:04 PM)
🌎 -8.0 (America/Los_Angeles)
🌇 Sunset

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 18% humidity
🍃 S 171° | 2.55 m/s wind
🌡️ 17.85°C (Feels like 16.85°C)
64.13°F (Feels like 62.33°F)

[copper token]

https://tenor.com/view/road-trip-family-gif-25106884

[half gazelle]

Dunno if it’s a skill issue for me. But I slid off of clear sky fucking hard when playing the original trilogy. Loved SoC and CoP. But god damn did I fucking feel like clear sky was a fucking drag to play through.

[copper token]

Yup, that's Cali

[half gazelle]

Anywho, opinions aside

[earnest slate]

it just feels different

[toxic sundial]

Let's talk politics

And religion

[earnest slate]

yeah i had a feeling that i was forced to go through storyline

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Hell, MI 48169, USA

:clock8: 23 November 2023, 20:06 (08:06 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/Detroit)
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 81% humidity
🍃 N 354° | 0.45 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (35.33°F)

[earnest slate]

is this a real place

hello i leave in hell

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: United States

:clock7: 23 November 2023, 19:07 (07:07 PM)
🌎 -6.0 (America/Chicago)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 61% humidity
🍃 ENE 60° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌡️ 8.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
47.93°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

:flag_us: Pee Pee Township, OH, USA

:clock8: 23 November 2023, 20:08 (08:08 PM)
🌎 -5.0 (America/New_York)
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 80% humidity
🍃 SW 228° | 1.54 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like 0.85°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 33.53°F)

[earnest slate]

your twisted

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[earnest slate]

bolitas usa

[red glade]

Emissions be like

[earnest slate]

where u find all these

[red glade]

My archives

I am

[final cedar]

patchy

[red glade]

well yes

that

but also meme archivist extrordinary

[earnest slate]

have u always been metronxp

..

[earnest slate]

never thought squirrels do look like mouse thing

[storm stream]

its crazy how you can see people getting ripped apart in industrial accidents and shot to death in combat and so on on the internet, but...

cant say g** here

[earnest slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nlavBtVOI&ab_channel=RawMediaArchive

its not real tho

[earnest slate]

but goddamn this feels too real somehow

[earnest slate]

they managed to made a hamburger which is already worst food to ever exist more gross

[red glade]

It's okay to be wrong

[earnest slate]

wym

[red glade]

Hamburgers are amazing

[earnest slate]

no??

[red glade]

Made only more so by the existence, and addition of, cheese

[earnest slate]

just replace a patty with a steak

and its ok then

patchy

are u able to eat hamburgers daily?

physically

[red glade]

As an American I am require to say yes

[earnest slate]

hell no

[copper token]

GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHERES THE KEY

[red glade]

But also, in fact, yes I can

Should I? No.

But can I? Yes.

[earnest slate]

i would throw up

[copper token]

My mind says yes, my body says no

[earnest slate]

on day 4

[earnest slate]

inside

[red glade]

Just gotta change up the toppings man. You can do just about anything with a burger.

[earnest slate]

my mind says no my body says no

[earnest slate]

your preference for a lite version?

[river robin]

Your body is weak

[earnest slate]

bacon onion + lettuce + buns + olive oil

ig

[red glade]

Lite?
Smash burger deluxe. Basically a pan-seared thin patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, on a lightly toasted bun with a little mayo or butter. Ketchup and mustard optional.

[earnest slate]

well kinda

[final cedar]

TOS applies...

[river robin]

Olive oil…..
On a burger…..
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[earnest slate]

no

onions

[river robin]

Gae doesn’t really break tos.

[final cedar]

love owlkitty

[red glade]

They're great aren't they? XD

[final cedar]

when used as a slur it does + mods don't need to explain shit

[earnest slate]

ditch kethcup and mustard + mayo and its good

[red glade]

How arguing with the mods usually goes

[river robin]

But saying retard is fine?
Which is said here often?
Curious.

[toxic sundial]

Fucking love stupid ass family members

[red glade]

Nah gotta have at least mayo. I prefer without ketchup and mustard.

[earnest slate]

homemade

yess

i love mayo

[red glade]

I feel as if you would like this guy

[plain quarry]

Wish me luck bois, imma be going into a war zone today

[toxic sundial]

14 yr old nephew made 4 year old nephew cry at Thanksgiving because they cheated at Pokemon and when asked why they made the 4 yr old cry they kept repeating "it's just a card game it's not that deep"

[grizzled meadow]

Complains for not be able to say gay go to Grok, have fun

[earnest slate]

???

[river robin]

1984

[toxic sundial]

Okay I will @ grok

[earnest slate]

i want to try this out

[red glade]

Detests heavy, overtly rich foods. Bakes a lot.

[red glade]

I have tried it and it is very good. Recommended.

[final cedar]

well, complain enough and maybe it gets banned as well retard

[river robin]

Hmmmmm

No thanks.

[earnest slate]

!! yo

[final cedar]

do it no balls

[earnest slate]

i was thinking you was calling me out

[toxic sundial]

I've already been muted by him before lol

Ain't bugging him for no reason

[earnest slate]

pusy

[earnest slate]

why he screaming

hes in pain

[final cedar]

wonder if we need another plague

[red glade]

That's just his TikTok personality. He's much more chill and even-keel in his longer form content and in person. He has a full YouTube video on his potato cake recipe and he's very chill in it.

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: do we need another plague?
Answer: Yes

[earnest slate]

you met himn irl

[earnest slate]

😟

[pastel quartz]

we have a plague affecting society right now and it’s doing a pretty good job

[earnest slate]

lol sorry i didnt read it to the end

[earnest slate]

im an alpha male

[red glade]

lol

[earnest slate]

cats do feel outdated

[earnest slate]

new meta

[earnest slate]

this thing

[final cedar]

which?

[runic kernel]

Hi metro

[earnest slate]

boomin

[final cedar]

hi catboy

[pastel quartz]

i thought it would be funnier to leave it to the readers imagination

[earnest slate]

i wonder if it is ok to not eat for 7 hours

lol

mind feels sharp

tho

[pure hatch]

I sometimes don’t eat for 12 hours. It’s perfectly fine

[earnest slate]

patrick bateman morning routine

[pastel quartz]

people fast for like 16-18 hours as a lifestyle

[earnest slate]

alr gotta try that

[pastel quartz]

during Ramadan people of faith don’t eat from sunup to sundown

I forgot the name of islam for a second

they don’t drink water either

[earnest slate]

am i supposed to know what is sunup

HAHAHA

sun up

[earnest slate]

gta vice city

[final cedar]

almost as if the series was made to look like the game, huh?

[earnest slate]

ys

yes

maybe they took inspiration

from

it

rockstar

from this movie

[earnest slate]

whats the point in romaticizing these loosers

[toxic sundial]

Because we are all losers, they are literally us

[earnest slate]

im not

[final cedar]

romaticizing

[earnest slate]

im looser

[toxic sundial]

Cope and sneed

[earnest slate]

projector

[final cedar]

lern2spell stoopid

[earnest slate]

dont be like that

[final cedar]

leave and return in 2 years

[earnest slate]

and then what

[final cedar]

that's for the future to tell us

[earnest slate]

i can die in 2 years

[final cedar]

one can only hope

[earnest slate]

ur not aristotle

[final cedar]

life is rarely this generous

[earnest slate]

???

rambler

im not mean btw

dont take it wrong

[earnest slate]

boring vid

its not moving

but my eyes make me feel like its doing the opposite

wtf

too philosophical

im out

[final cedar]

finally

[upper axle]

"so why did you join the coast guard?"

[final cedar]

there's something brutal and cool about oil men

oily men too ig

[toxic sundial]

Ah no bruh who creamed in my bread 😭

[final cedar]

@fading shuttle

[final cedar]

sweet or savory?

looks like curd pastry

which is delicious

[river robin]

??????????
Foreign food can be so odd to me sometimes.

[remote vine]

what kinda struggle meal is this. post it in #🥘food

[toxic sundial]

[final cedar]

explen

[visual stirrup]

genshin impact is a game for pedos

[pure hatch]

Do not ask me

I am just as clueless

[earnest slate]

wtf is convection open

[zealous remnant]

[final cedar]

@weak jackal this true?

oh wait you played honky star rail

[slender rock]

the cream is a lemonesq sweet cream filling, but more dense in texture like the filling of an oreo cookie

the red bean is a savory and sweet, softer and not as dry bread

the other one is a choking hazard

[slender rock]

no

[remote vine]

kys

[slender rock]

#🥘food is a different crowd

[remote vine]

pussy

[slender rock]

meane

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bv68J.gif

we got something like this here

[remote vine]

[final cedar]

"Cheese Danish"

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

korean pastry things from the Asian market down the street

[slender rock]

I'd eat 20 of them

I love those

[final cedar]

when I was in italy they had these buns filled with choco cream in every supermarket

[slender rock]

👀

[final cedar]

forgor the name

[slender rock]

falco knows

[final cedar]

@grizzled meadow do you know how those individually packaged pastry things are called with the chocolate filling?

you can buy like 20 at in a pack and they last forever

[earnest slate]

convicting

[earnest slate]

candy

shut up

[final cedar]

you ok?

[earnest slate]

why

???

[slender rock]

balls

[little mirage]

This is very specific but do any of you have that video of the alt right guy who has a skull mask on and he says "I like national social music" and then sings erika so badly

[earnest slate]

?

[zealous remnant]

never even seen it

[slender rock]

Balls

[earnest slate]

twist

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-22045792

[final cedar]

balls is loosing it

[little mirage]

please for fuck sake someone tell me

[final cedar]

kys?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ

[earnest slate]

??

[zealous remnant]

no, i do not have it

[earnest slate]

shadman

gaslighter

gasliteyear

[final cedar]

this one?

[earnest slate]

moron

[final cedar]

taek meds

[earnest slate]

take

twist

balls

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-get-well-soon-feel-better-mental-health-gif-17466365192610805797

[earnest slate]

twist makes me feel like i did something wrong

[zealous remnant]

you did

[final cedar]

you did

[earnest slate]

elaborate

..

ok whatever

[earnest slate]

que ota

[earnest slate]

do your usual labor

elabor

ate

[zealous remnant]

fucking what?

[earnest slate]

balls

[zealous remnant]

terrible news

[half gazelle]

Wah

[zealous remnant]

I made it home alive

[half gazelle]

That’s not terrible news

That’s great news

[remote vine]

no he's right

terrible news

[half gazelle]

):

Pookie

[visual stirrup]

If you ever need someone to murder you as you're walking home
you know who to ping

[upper axle]

so i bought Armored Core 6 today 'cause i got my first paycheck (it was one day of work so its not really a paycheck paycheck but you get me) and i fulfilled my obligation to slap the MSF logo on whatever thing i can in non-metal gear games that have custom decal systems

i WILL be attempting to make Sahelanthropus and slapping the Diamond Dogs logo on it as well

[earnest slate]

its mgsv

?

[upper axle]

MSF is the private military Big Boss started in Portable Ops and Peace Walker, which got destroyed at the end of Ground Zeroes and was built back up as Diamond Dogs in The Phantom Pain by Venom

[half gazelle]

Based, have fun. Fucking love armored core (been playing the series since AC3 on PS2)

[upper axle]

ive never played an AC game before. having a lot of fun, feels smooth as fuck

that said, i can see why some people call the tutorial boss a filter

[earnest slate]

aaa

[upper axle]

'cause like, im NGL it took me a couple tries

and thats kinda impressive considering it's a tutorial boss

i think it took....4 failed attempts?

[earnest slate]

i hear armored core first time in my life

so im confused

[half gazelle]

It do be a fromsoft game at the end of the day

[upper axle]

ive heard that some people straight up dropped the game in the tutorial boss

[zealous remnant]

[upper axle]

Armored Core is a FromSoftware game that dates back to i think the PS2 era, really fast mechs and shit

also war crimes i've heard

idk much about it.

but yeah game's fun

[earnest slate]

solid snake

btw are there multiple snakes

[upper axle]

AC predates Dark Souls by a long way, it was FromSoft's really big thing they did between Kings Field and the Souls series.

[upper axle]

no, really?

[earnest slate]

theres like solid snake venom snake

who are they all

i tried to read wiki

but i still dont understand

[upper axle]

yeah so

if you want me to give you the entire plot synopsis of the series

set aside like 5 or 6 hours

and get snacks

'cause it's about to get fucking CRAZY

[earnest slate]

sounds like a threat

is venom snake a dad of solid snake

[upper axle]

TLDR is that Naked Snake was a CIA operative who conducted a top-secret mission on soviet soil in the 1960s to recover a microfilm of data called the Philosopher's Legacy, as well as kill his mentor, The Boss, and after returning home he was given the title Big Boss, but he was disillusioned with the US so he made a private military called MSF, a bunch of shit happened, the late 1970s roll around, MSF got destroyed, Big Boss went into hiding/a coma for 9 years, left behind a doppelganger called Venom Snake, who is an entirely seperate character that i'd have to explain, Venom snake does his shit in the 80s while Big Boss does some shit building ANOTHER private military, and then we introduce the two imperfect genetic clones of Big Boss, Liquid and Solid snake, and their secret third brother who is a PERFECT clone of Big Boss called Solidus, and they do some shit, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah that was the literal shortest way i could explain that by the way

any more detail risks derailment and tangents

[earnest slate]

i thought the boss is me in mgsv

[upper axle]

nah The Boss is Big Boss' mentor and also a woman

Big Boss is ALSO not you in MGS5, that's Venom

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[upper axle]

and then in MGS1 and 4 you play as Solid Snake

and in 2 you play mostly as this other guy called Raiden

[earnest slate]

what

why they call me big boss

then

[upper axle]

because Venom is Big Boss' body double basically

he also THINKS he's big boss

[earnest slate]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[upper axle]

has all his memories too

YEAH LIKE I FUCKING SAID THIS GAME'S WEIRD DUDE

[earnest slate]

holy shit i allways thought i was big boss

[upper axle]

IT WILL TAKE HOURS

[loud yacht]

i want the copium this guy is huffing, would make life a lot easier

[upper axle]

SO FUCKING LONG TO EXPLAIN THIS

yeah my genuine recommendation is just play the series in chronological order

for reference

[earnest slate]

where big boss then

[upper axle]

doing other shit in secret.

[earnest slate]

in what game

[upper axle]

namely building an entirely seperate private military called Outer Heaven

[upper axle]

it's offscreen.

[half gazelle]

IM STIIIIIILLLLLLL IN A DREEEEEAAAM

[loud yacht]

sheeba are you trolling this guy to yap because to me it kinda does seem like it

[half gazelle]

SNAKE EEEAAATTEEERRRR

[oblique spire]

prolly

[upper axle]

the next time you see the ACTUAL big boss is in the original Metal Gear on the fucking Sony MSX, a DOS computer from the 1980s, where the Metal Gear series originally started

[earnest slate]

so a dude with a rock in his skull

[upper axle]

EXCEPT THAT ALSO WASNT REAL BIG BOSS EITHER HE DOESNT SHOW UP UNTIL THE OTHER MSX METAL GEAR GAME

[earnest slate]

is it venom snake

[upper axle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah the Big Boss with the horn is Venom

[loud yacht]

jaboopy can i ask you something and dont take it personally

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[earnest slate]

no but i understand why it seems like that

[upper axle]

chances are if you have to say that you're saying something rude

anyway sup

[loud yacht]

it kinda is if im wrong so thats why im asking

[half gazelle]

I dunno nothin about MGS lore, I just played MGS3 and MGS5 and thought they were fun games.

[loud yacht]

are you autistic

[upper axle]

i fucking called it that thats the question LMAO

[earnest slate]

but what abt Big Boss

[upper axle]

and the answer is yes, but only mildly.

[earnest slate]

he has a rock in his had too

or what

[upper axle]

nope

[earnest slate]

head

tf

[loud yacht]

huh, im sorry if it came off like im just trying to be an asshole but i was just curious

[upper axle]

also its a shard of metal not a rock

[half gazelle]

High functioning autistic gang

[upper axle]

nah you're fine dude

[earnest slate]

in what game can i actually see

[upper axle]

it's a perfectly reasonable question TBH

[earnest slate]

a real big boss

[upper axle]

metal gear solid 3, Portable Ops, Peace Walker, and the very end cutscene of MGS4

[earnest slate]

lol how would venom snake react to the fact that he isnt a big boss

[loud yacht]

a common thing with being on the spectrum is taking great interest in one thing, for you it is MGS. nothing wrong with that, just kinda weird that i even could come to that conclusion i guess

maybe im autistic and my thing is analyzing people who knows

[earnest slate]

its like you always thought youre someone and you was actually that someone but youre not him

idk

i never finished it

[copper token]

Thanksgiving 2: Electric Boogaloo was also good

Love this day

So much food

[upper axle]

trust me when i say im VERY aware of hyperfixation

and MGS is nowhere near my first

lol

they tend to rotate and resurge every now and again tbh

[loud yacht]

not one to tell you what it is right now, but you just went on a huge rant about mgs and isnt your pfp mgs too

i could be wrong about pfp

[half gazelle]

I’m still stuffed since my large two plate meal from around 2pm today. Ate so much I don’t think I’ll need to eat till tomorrow T^T

[upper axle]

TBH i just like talking to people.

[half gazelle]

Still me hours after eating

[upper axle]

MGS is a long term "this is a media i like and make references to a lot" more than it is a hyperfixation anymore

[zealous remnant]

speaking of food

i should check on the water i was boiling

[loud yacht]

man i dont feel comfortable talking about this theres no way of doing it without me sounding like an asshole

[upper axle]

when i first got into the series tho it certainly was

[zealous remnant]

[upper axle]

nah dude dw about it im not touchy about this shit

trust, you probably couldnt say anything that would genuinely offend me unless it was obviously with malicious intent or whatever

[loud yacht]

its just interesting to know how people with different brains work so i was curious

[upper axle]

oh for sure i get it

[half gazelle]

I think you’re a ||cool dude||

[half gazelle]

You should fucking ||find it within yourself to acknowledge that you are important and deserving and capable of love||