🎪bruh-fart

[visual stirrup]

THE WRONG HUMANS

IN THE WRONG WAYS

[slender rock]

Maja/meow posting

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pomu-pomu-rainpuff-court-legal-nijisanji-gif-24165705

[visual stirrup]

THIS DOES NOT HELP YOUR CASE

FIND THE NEAREST CURB AND BITE IT

YOU WILL RECEIVE HELP SHORTLY

[slender rock]

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[slender rock]

are you suggesting curbstomping?

[fading shuttle]

yes i do believe thats what he wishes to offer me

[brisk patrol]

Is that...bad?

[slender rock]

that's a hate crime

well

[fading shuttle]

but i do not require his services

[slender rock]

American History X is all I am gonna say

[fading shuttle]

curbstomping is just trying to kill someone

how the fuck is it racist?

[slender rock]

[carmine crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/553823161536479243/1005370291838521465/IMG_7023.gif

[slender rock]

it's been used by such

[visual stirrup]

Guys, owning cotton clothes is racist

[fading shuttle]

bro racists have stabbed people before, does that mean knife attacks are racially motivated

[slender rock]

not causation but adjacent to

jesus chirst

germans in chat will freak

RIP

[fading shuttle]

curb stomping just means stomping on someones head that is on a curb

im sorry that you cant enjoy violence without thinking it has racist connotations

[visual stirrup]

@uncut obsidian
Don't our server rules forbid swastikas so that our german members don't get fucked up by their police?

[fading shuttle]

snitch

[slender rock]

a baseball bat to the knees suffice

mafia style

[fading shuttle]

your ass clearly has never thrown bricks at homeless people

[slender rock]

[fading shuttle]

you have never experienced true joy

[slender rock]

yes

[brisk patrol]

Let them seethe.

[dreamy flax]

Warned _wildcat78 for: swastika in a meme
Warning: 1

[brisk patrol]

How many warnings do I get?

[slender rock]

all of them*

[uncut obsidian]

swastikas are prohibited but not for whatever reason you said

[slender rock]

[fading shuttle]

it is law in germany that if a german sees a swastika he must be euthanised

[visual stirrup]

Depends on which moderator is counting before issuing another discipline. And what your infraction history is / how spaced out your infractions are.

[slender rock]

anyways moving onto another degenerative topic

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pomu-pomu-rainpuff-gif-27097752

[spiral stump]

THIS IS HOW IT STARTED

[visual stirrup]

Anyone know if I can noclip through the floor?
I have to get a tracker that's been on my PDA for a week.

[fading shuttle]

[spiral stump]

gaze upon my gems

[uncut obsidian]

man do i have built-in racism or is it just my brain being surprised about seeing black people irl

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f75i-jURXQ0

[fading shuttle]

yes

[spiral stump]

brain washing

[uncut obsidian]

i was on the kitchen and there was a black guy and it felt like he wasn't real because I've never seen black people prior to moving to Vladivostok

[visual stirrup]

I can understand if you're not used to seeing them from growing up.

[slender rock]

Hidden indoctrination of racial bias ?

hmm

[brisk patrol]

Copy that.

[spiral stump]

wait until you see some big black dick

[slender rock]

Ugh

[uncut obsidian]

that happens every time i see a black person here

[fading shuttle]

[slender rock]

right to dick again

wtf

[fading shuttle]

thats all he can think about

[spiral stump]

Yeah you gotta see that huge black cock

then you will change your mind

[slender rock]

fucking gooner

disgusting

[uncut obsidian]

one more weird comment and I'll shoot

[fading shuttle]

just shoot him

[spiral stump]

Whats weird about it, dont be racist!

[fading shuttle]

execute him please

[devout eagle]

Alright what the fuck are you guys talking about

[fading shuttle]

i wanna see blood

kill

[slender rock]

outside porn the "Size" thing is a misconception btw

but go on

[spiral stump]

the industrial revolution and its consequence

[slender rock]

fucking weirdos

.>

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764471683376480296/1140694230180835438/very1984.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848686859940659241/943391555757162526/speed.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Just opened Discord
Time to close it again

[devout eagle]

I will fucking decapitate everyone on sight if I read that shit again

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167486108842598471/speed.gif?ex=654e4d2b&is=653bd82b&hm=fec7d926477f778931e66b9126eda6b63f759c2b41fd3c161dfc039ecb6fc628&

[uncut obsidian]

read it again

[spiral stump]

haha, nothing wrong with that 🏳️‍🌈

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian what if I post something from the movie though

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-all-are-acting-very-weird-branch-trolls-the-beat-goes-on-you-all-look-so-weird-you-are-acting-very-strange-gif-18083367

[uncut obsidian]

the what movie

[grizzled meadow]

The American X movie

[devout eagle]

I will dissolve your body into a vat of acid

[spiral stump]

YOOO do it Falco

[grizzled meadow]

The thing you deleted it's clearly edited and it's from that movie

[spiral stump]

DO IT DO IT DO IT haha

[uncut obsidian]

movie stuff still not allowed

[grizzled meadow]

Why?

It's from a movie

[fading shuttle]

1984

[grizzled meadow]

A movie that is against that stuff as well

[spiral stump]

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

[brisk patrol]

UH OH

[slender rock]

takes notes who's likely to become a nutcase to go on a spree

[uncut obsidian]

lemme post something from Der Untergang then

[fading shuttle]

ooooh mememememe thats meeeeeee

[uncut obsidian]

since it's just a movie!

[fading shuttle]

good movie

[grizzled meadow]

You're clearly pushing the line

[grizzled meadow]

You know what I mean

It's not gloryifing I can't write

Or whatever

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[brisk patrol]

The line should stop being such a pussy.

[spiral stump]

Happy friday everyone

[brisk patrol]

Fuck off. I have to work tomorrow.

[uncut obsidian]

#📄rules

[fading shuttle]

der untergang memes have existed from since you were a sperm, cant believe they are banned

[dreamy flax]

@brisk patrol (_wildcat78) has been muted for 1 day for reason: No u

[slender rock]

Rip

[oblique spire]

uhhhh dunno whats going on in shitfart but like uh my name is jamar allahu akbar on god

[spiral stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRu9UtKOk0

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843219680339951688/1156324100910895124/WAR_WAR_WAR.gif

[spiral stump]

wait did I get the gremany version or something

[oblique spire]

Shit your shit indeed my brother

[visual stirrup]

There's probably some corner of the internet that posts about the guy in that movie and goes all at pre-redemption Edward Norton
It seems like half of the people miss the point of the those characters

[grizzled meadow]

I still believe it's a case by case scenario
It's like saying I can't fucking post Wolfenstein because every wall got a swastika
Come on

Rules to a certain point

[uncut obsidian]

yes you can't, that's what we've been doing all this time

[spiral stump]

I can agree it should be by DISCORD TOS and mod discression

[slender rock]

Alex what did we just start

[fading shuttle]

i have literally posted a wolfenstein meme before

[uncut obsidian]

if you want to change it then speak in #🚨admin-hideout to all mods

[spiral stump]

i dont remember if TOS lets you have no swastica or not

[uncut obsidian]

not just me

[slender rock]

fuck sakes...

[fading shuttle]

and it got keks

[grizzled meadow]

Clearly false

[fading shuttle]

dont 1984 cus you are angry

[spiral stump]

Like this holy image

[uncut obsidian]

when have we not punished for a swastika?

[dreamy flax]

@spiral stump (GreenHonker#1949) has been muted for 1 day for reason: See you tomorrow

[slender rock]

that's hindu version

[fading shuttle]

me, a wolfenstein meme

[slender rock]

Idk

[mint mist]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

Again I still believe it's a case by case scenario, not a "everything is bad because yes", this is my whole point
We can have a chat with the others in our channel btw, of course

[visual stirrup]

🙏
help
plz

[uncut obsidian]

Then don't talk to just me about this

[slender rock]

[oblique spire]

[grizzled meadow]

WELL YOU'RE HERE

[mint mist]

!noclip

[split canyon]

@visual stirrup You'll need to enable debug mode first: #╭📖faq message

1) Press Numpad 0, this will put you in noclip mode.
If you don't have a numpad, open the console with ~, type demo_record 1 into the console and hit Enter
2) Move around with WASD and go forward and backward with left click and right click
3) Press Enter to "land"

[slender rock]

Madi is the chosen one

[upper axle]

careful i may take you up on that offer.

[split canyon]

no im not

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/chosen-one-kung-pow-gif-27239250

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

Ted

My man

[slender rock]

hydrologic dam man

[slender rock]

🙂

Howdy pardner

[tulip ravine]

Mate I get confused when I meet someone 30 mins away from where I live

[oblique spire]

I have the sudden urge to slam into a civilian airliner with my Tomcat going mach fuck after seeing jamar do the same thing (In game ofc)

[tulip ravine]

The joy of having each town have its own accents and slang words and sayings

[fading shuttle]

go take a nap

[tulip ravine]

I go 5 mins in one direction they have a completely different accent to me

The joy of the uk

[oblique spire]

whyyyyy

[slender rock]

lol

[fading shuttle]

better than flying plane

[oblique spire]

nuh uh-uh

[tulip ravine]

Does anyone here know anything about mongodb

Trying to work out when it’s best to embed a document in a collection but I just can’t figure it out

[slender rock]

now if you had the appalachian accent

👀

[fading shuttle]

warthunder bad, go fly real plane

[uncut obsidian]

understandable

i kinda wanna talk to them but i just can't 💀

[upper axle]

i wonder what would happen if i went to japan TBH. they'd probably not care in places like tokyo because im very blatantly american but like, i'd bet at least some people would look at my wide, brick-shaped 5 foot 11 ass and something would happen like that.

[fading shuttle]

short

[slender rock]

👍

brb

[upper axle]

bro what are you smoking

'cause i'd LOVE some if you got any left

[fading shuttle]

climb up a ladder to see

midget

[upper axle]

oh shit i aint know i was talking to the fucking Big Friendly Giant from that Roald Dahl book

[fading shuttle]

uni

[oblique spire]

true....

[upper axle]

TBH my buddy zack is 6 foot 9, dude's a damn lightpost

[fading shuttle]

you 5'11, short, weak, me 6'1, tall, regal

[upper axle]

bitch i could literally pick you up and throw you still

[undone wave]

I got clocked as American when I was in Germany every single time

[fading shuttle]

boring

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh, shorty

[upper axle]

i was like 5 foot 6 when i was 13 and i threw two different teachers off of me who were trying to restrain me, both were around 6 foot 3 and 250+ pounds my guy

i could KILL you

[devout eagle]

Ahhh RussianBadger, quality gif

[fading shuttle]

you having autismo strength doesnt stop me from making fun of you

cus you are short

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/lafuddyduddyp2-nobite-bark-online-lafuddyduddy-gif-20767462

[devout eagle]

What about 5'10 and 80kg

[upper axle]

bro is gonna FLIP when he learns about asians

[fading shuttle]

short

[devout eagle]

Fair enough

[mint mist]

wtf whale

[upper axle]

@fading shuttle when he learns that asians exist: https://tenor.com/view/backflip-happy-excited-gif-9537902

[devout eagle]

Found the American

[visual stirrup]

pole

[fading shuttle]

how would i find out, i cant even see them

[mint mist]

what

[upper axle]

eh fair.

[slender rock]

I can't find one yet

[visual stirrup]

newbie trying to be funny

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[slender rock]

but yes

[devout eagle]

If you seriously think 5'10 and 80kg is a whale you're either American or failed school

[upper axle]

that said if i'm short by your standards and you're 6 foot 1 i wanna introduce you to my buddy zach who is 6 foot 9 lmao

he would make you look like a midget

[fading shuttle]

ahuh, does zach go to a different discord?

[upper axle]

i mean i can literally get you in a call with him if he's awake right now. ive met him in person on a trip i took last november.

[visual stirrup]

read my posts again, because I made no such claim
or you responded to the wrong person

I'm 5'9 and 100kg

not fat, though

37 inch waist

[devout eagle]

Responded to both you and Barbie

[upper axle]

i can also dig up the CCTV footage of him stopping an attempted robbery at the store he works at by pulling an entire AR-15 from behind the counter lmao

[devout eagle]

Bro shut the fuck up

Nobody fucking cares about you sucking your friend's cock

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-24105792

[visual stirrup]

newbie

continuing to not be funny

[mint mist]

he hates me tho

[fading shuttle]

newbie is a cool dude, watch out he is dangerous and scary

[visual stirrup]

and not understand the people around him

[oblique spire]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-dead-gif-20761928

[upper axle]

dont care didnt ask, plus you've got the green leaf next to your name you dont exist.

[devout eagle]

[fading shuttle]

finally, a true statement

[upper axle]

come back when you actually have a read on the vibe in this chat and then we can talk.

[fading shuttle]

shit i wish i could fish

[devout eagle]

I'll come back after you'll finish slurping on your boy's dick Jesus Christ

[mint mist]

sure it is overweight

[devout eagle]

You've only been talking of him for the past 5 minutes

[upper axle]

aint nobody care about ANYTHING anyone says here, thats the beauty of it

[devout eagle]

shush

[upper axle]

anyway with the retard with the leaf gone from my sight, hows yall's day going?

[fading shuttle]

my disability makes it impossible for me to fish irl without getting some extra equipment or whatever, but darn can i cast bait in discord

[mint mist]

hiiiiii ily

[visual stirrup]

Are you doing this on purpose?

[devout eagle]

[mint mist]

huh

[fading shuttle]

maja is like 130cm and 20kgs

[upper axle]

i'm betting money this is Maja

[mint mist]

yeah, i tihnk that is overweight

[mint mist]

yess hiiii

[mint mist]

im not 130 hmphh id want to

[devout eagle]

Depends if it's fat or not

[fading shuttle]

anything above the weight of an average cat is too fat for her

[mint mist]

sure

[visual stirrup]

Maja
you ARE the idiot he was describing

[fading shuttle]

yes

[mint mist]

ok can u stop

i cantu nderstand

hehe

https://i.gyazo.com/2181ec94585bf369a94704e42335b61c.gif

[fading shuttle]

masterful bait from maja, 10 stars

[mint mist]

thanks!!!!!!!

[devout eagle]

[mint mist]

wowie

circus like cirque de soleil or offbrand polish one

[devout eagle]

This feels like a lucid dream

[upper axle]

that wasnt directed at you btw that was directed at ski for taking bait

[fading shuttle]

wake up

[mint mist]

aw, sadge

thought i'd be worth osemthing

[devout eagle]

Just shoot me at this point

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064654413215572058/1143582634283368478/958C1BE3-3AAA-4EFA-BEF6-EC1321D8167A.gif

[amber flume]

Bro just like me fr

[mint mist]

there is no escape

[fading shuttle]

fr

[visual stirrup]

This is one internet practice I will never understand or find funny

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098204601607528539/1127533357232824380/881715749201272922-1.gif

[upper axle]

i mean even if someone isn't worth anything via their own perception of self worth or the perception of others from their contributions to society, your physical body's organs and tissue are worth somewhere between $550,000 and $45,000,000 dollars inherently, so there's that.

[mint mist]

hiiiii

[devout eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-27517697

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539496571725807658/1107677776036757624/haiheyyygif.gif

[mint mist]

aaaaaaa

[mint mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/539496571725807658/1107677776036757624/haiheyyygif.gif

[upper axle]

TBH yeah. i dont get it either, but it's a common thing in human psychology to project so like i understand WHY it happens but i still think its dumb.

everyone does it at times tho.

[visual stirrup]

I meant baiting

[upper axle]

oh bait

[fading shuttle]

its fun, you should try it sometime

[upper axle]

i mean thats just because some people think its funny to make people mad.

[ruby minnow]

i'm nacked and master baiting right now

[devout eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[visual stirrup]

I use it during arguments, but this example wasn't funny
and didn't show much cunning on maja's part

[upper axle]

TBH i bait my close friends in harmless ways all the time but i dont like baiting strangers.

[ruby minnow]

you shouldn't bait strangers

or try to make them mad

you should be racistt against them

[fading shuttle]

true

but how am i supposed to be racist against a stranger?

you gotta get to know em first

[mint mist]

stalk his profile out

in most cases you can find it otu

[fading shuttle]

so you can specialize your racism

[ruby minnow]

first ask them where they are from

[visual stirrup]

make sure to learn the history of their people so you can offend them deeply

[ruby minnow]

i have studied american history to effectively make fun of them

[mint mist]

uless they dont know their own history

[fading shuttle]

greeks and turks kiss when people arent looking

[devout eagle]

What about Palestine and Israel then

[visual stirrup]

Maja
I'm gonna destroy you like the swedes and russians destroyed poland during the deluge

[fading shuttle]

@ruby minnow you like kissing greeks dont you

[mint mist]

exactly

[fading shuttle]

youre a little greek kisser

[mint mist]

i didnt know sweden had anything to do with anything in this world

[ruby minnow]

ok we gotta turn this into a boy kisser meme

[fading shuttle]

i could but its 4am, so i wont

[visual stirrup]

(Deluge is the English word for "potop" if you genuinely don't understand)

[upper axle]

TBH something on the internet that makes me a bit baffled is when people put out tons of personal info about their real life on public internet sites, and then when someone wants to call em out and decides to do the literal bare minimum looking into the person of "do they have an account under the same username on (x social media) and finds embarassing shit or shit that contradicts the shit they said, they cry doxxing.

[mint mist]

ughhhh i cant find tihs game anywhere Stranded: Alien Dawn 1.0

[upper axle]

like, my brother in christ, you put the info out to the public

[mint mist]

ohh

[ruby minnow]

Turkey could have been a colony

but the british french the greek armenian and the arabs had so much skill issue

they couldn't beat the sick man of europe

[fading shuttle]

except the god emperor of turkey killed the traitor Horini Falconini

we have heard this story a thousand times, talk about the time yall did a funny

[ruby minnow]

being a Turkish Nationalist is easy

[fading shuttle]

i mean, would you want to fight a leper?

[ruby minnow]

because there is so many things i can be proud of

like the armenian genocide

[fading shuttle]

i wouldnt wanna touch one

[visual stirrup]

TURKISH BUILDING CODE
IS BEST BUILDING CODE

[ruby minnow]

the new buildings in Turkey fucking suck

old ones stand just still in earthquakes

[fading shuttle]

anyway ill try and go to sleep

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-cat-goodnight-gif-20504069

[ruby minnow]

don't remember to cum for the boys

[fading shuttle]

i already have

[ruby minnow]

nicee

[visual stirrup]

You say you have so much to be proud of
But who other than Ataturk was so based in Turkey's history?

[ruby minnow]

Fatih Sultan Mehmet

[visual stirrup]

Ah...

Ottomans...

[oblique spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163070211755343993/1170082438316310538/image.png?ex=6557bf30&is=65454a30&hm=4fd66ea46f9c5747975bcf11baa90a22bb53789d4fb8f078d71409844f4f1257&

hmm.

[ruby minnow]

i mean i can't really list all people

there is this much empires i can't list every great person in them

[visual stirrup]

Any Turk who wants to carry Ottoman glory
Should so eagerly bear the weight of Ottoman sins

[ruby minnow]

what sins?

[noble cape]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-lick-fast-lick-cute-cat-cats-gif-27624519

alllogogblblglhlhgllghlhgl

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1164410731224117328/image0-25.gif?ex=65431d00&is=6530a800&hm=aebdddae5f471fd9127af7adde95005e6c5ca6a3639db770fb861eb9e4bc6a25&

[ruby minnow]

ski is cooking

[visual stirrup]

The shit they got up to during the balkan wars
what they did to arabs
Shit that every empire ever has done

Brits, Spaniards, and Russians that make claims about the glory of their empires are the same breed of asshole

Fuck it, that's enough

[ruby minnow]

the genocides?

they were great

[visual stirrup]

All I'm saying is that you have it easy against me because they don't teach us your history in our schools

[ruby minnow]

i just wish they killed all peeople instead of leaving somee

[visual stirrup]

I FELL FOR THE FUCKING BAIT AGAIN

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN GENUINE THERE, FOR A SECOND

[fading shuttle]

There is no bait

That's his genuine Allah given opinion

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro imagine

[visual stirrup]

no arabs

no balkans...

[ruby minnow]

if Turkey could live without the armenian and greek headache

they still just yap about it

wah wah wah they took this and that they killed us like tthis wahhhhhhhhh

[fading shuttle]

Erdogan is of Bulgarian descent funnily enough

[ruby minnow]

well skill issue

[fading shuttle]

Our greatest agent

[ruby minnow]

imagine the peace

[uncut obsidian]

i still don't understand if the boykisser shit is allowed here or not

Falco would strangle you if you'd post that thing before

[ruby minnow]

its connected to

[uncut obsidian]

Now he doesn't care

[ruby minnow]

which mod is online at the moment

and what is typed in the text

like

according to Skom

Uncle Ted jokes is banned

but according to rest of the mods

its funny

and shouldn't get a punishment

[fading shuttle]

[lament vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967645438444466186/1170184119049797694/halo_2.mp4?ex=65581de2&is=6545a8e2&hm=b14c4f9905c41cf2ab55b8a317a0bdf412ca04b07c2dd0ee7da7300fe5cae35e&

[grizzled meadow]

Okay what the fuck is a/the rizzler

It's the only meme I don't get

I know the rest

[dreamy flax]

📚 Rizzler

A person who is not only efficient, but a professional at picking up women. It is also a play on words of the [prolific] [batman villain] "[The Riddler]" as his actions are efficient and well thought through like the person described.

[fading shuttle]

He's him

[grizzled meadow]

I must have amnesia

[uncut obsidian]

grandpa discovers kid humor

[ruby minnow]

Falco is not that old

he only has been alive since bronze age

Josta tho he saw dinos

[grizzled meadow]

Never bothered to look it up, I know about the skibidi (cringe, it was fun when Syno posted it), the gyatt and the tax

[ruby minnow]

i posted skibidi?

i'm going to go kms

this instant

[grizzled meadow]

The fat Turkish dude, don't you remember?

[uncut obsidian]

the turkish skibidi?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[ruby minnow]

oh that guy

[uncut obsidian]

oh

[grizzled meadow]

That was funny

[ruby minnow]

yeah that was fun

[grizzled meadow]

That's what I'm talking about, the OG skibidi

Not that toilet shit

Fuck that

[ruby minnow]

real

so i saw a video of a stray cat playing with a cat toy that has been thrown in the trash

and that shit made me cry

why was this so sad to watch

[silent pawn]

Man up

[ruby minnow]

you know hearing man up or real men don't cry actually makes me angry

[grizzled meadow]

Post it and fuck Devo

[ruby minnow]

because most of my life i have been told real men don't cry or when i do cry my parents would get angry at me

[grizzled meadow]

Real men clearly cry, Devo has to man up on that

[silent pawn]

Real men don't cry over bushit

*bullshit

[ruby minnow]

so i didn't cry in my life properly once

when i needed it

[silent pawn]

"oh no, I got yelled at at work, I'm gonna cry and post a video of it"

[ruby minnow]

that has destroyed me mentally since i tried to hold everything inside me

anyways

enough syno lore

[fading shuttle]

Man the fuck down I say

Woman up

[silent pawn]

Alex I'm not working in a commercial kitchen again

[slim osprey]

Women can never be up

[fading shuttle]

Make sandwich or I'll throw glass bottles at your head

[grizzled meadow]

Don't mind this brainfart fucker, let it all out

It's totally okay to cry and you should it when you need to

[silent pawn]

Let it out with a therapist if it's a serious issue

Not with discord fuckers

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah also that

[silent pawn]

Seek genuine help if you are struggling

[ruby minnow]

i mean i do want to

but school just steals all my time

i used to go to a therapist

but had to do stop it

[silent pawn]

Lotta schools offer on campus therapy

[ruby minnow]

i'm not in a campus

i'm not in uni yet

i'm not that old

[silent pawn]

Rip

Wait

Are you even 18

[fading shuttle]

Wow, you are like, as old as Maja

[ruby minnow]

i am

normally i should be 17

you start uni at like 19-18

[grizzled meadow]

The majority of people in here don't go over 20 I think

[silent pawn]

I mean, I'm almost 21

So I guess I fit in

[grizzled meadow]

Told you

[zealous remnant]

I'm practically retired

[silent pawn]

Anyway, therapy's a scam, funny pills fuck you up, lift weights and eat red meat

[grizzled meadow]

The general age is quite low, we moderators are "old"

[fading shuttle]

Madi ain't old

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[grizzled meadow]

Not including Madirex*

[fading shuttle]

Madi is Maja level of age

[silent pawn]

@ruby minnow soon as you enter uni start hitting weights harder than a chimera hits my ass in rostok

[grizzled meadow]

He's 18 IIRC

[gilded blade]

I'm an old 22 year old 😔

[oblique spire]

in 13 days

[zealous remnant]

i thought madi was 17 and birthday was coming up soonish

[silent pawn]

Your heart will thank you

[fading shuttle]

Damn grandpa, how did you survive the third crusade

[oblique spire]

says on his profile

[silent pawn]

Your future milf of a wife will as well

[dreamy flax]

jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Mailman

[ruby minnow]

i mean bro

i'm not sure i'll see tomorrrow

[silent pawn]

And now I'm fucking your mom

[ruby minnow]

1 year or 2 year later

isn't what i'm planning on

[silent pawn]

Nah you'll be good

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064730306038464635/1169017228964921455/SaveInsta.App_-_3210883436567141496.mp4?ex=6553df22&is=65416a22&hm=2d2ffd84d38bd51987ef3fe1010a14e957b7881cc06a23e4cda140edc2c729ae&

[gilded blade]

By praying and downloading halo ce mods

[silent pawn]

@ruby minnow you got a whole 60-70 years ahead of you

Lots of ups and downs to get excited for

Imagine how many skills you could learn

The people you could meet

The places you could see

So stand up, dust yourself off, and get ready to do it

[uncut obsidian]

@oblique spire @final cedar

[slim osprey]

Dawg the fog is coming none of us is going to see any of that

[silent pawn]

Also, I got an unmarked package from..."kasinsky?"

For you

[fading shuttle]

This is a long way of saying you are too young to be depressed, man up

[silent pawn]

^

[atomic crane]

GET DOOOWWWNNNN

[ruby minnow]

its like i don't know it

i know i'm too young

i know i have too much to live

but this is Turkey unfortunately

[silent pawn]

Aight, leave turkey then

[ruby minnow]

suicide by 18 or 20 year olds is pretty high

[ruby minnow]

good joke bro

[gilded blade]

Does anyone here remember planetside 2

[fading shuttle]

Bad game

[silent pawn]

Get some cash, head over to the states

Legally of course

Set a goal

[gilded blade]

Kinda yeah but it was also really cool

[silent pawn]

Follow that goal

[fading shuttle]

Not how immigration works

[ruby minnow]

you think they just give out visas to anybody?

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948918769495969863/1160859266001948733/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1-1.gif?ex=65363170&is=6523bc70&hm=a883155aa36ebeebe7006552a783fb4801c8c0cda8fa2e00a37adec6a369d334&

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-hank-scorpio-homer-simpson-you-only-move-twice-gif-20385109

JFC

[visual stirrup]

that doesn't solve everything

it solves almost nothing

[oblique spire]

Fuck off with that weird pomni shit

[zealous remnant]

counterpoint, why would you want to be in USA?

[silent pawn]

Better than turkey

[visual stirrup]

and it's very difficult

[ruby minnow]

ok i passed all the visa shit and all that

integration is hard

i know many people who return just because of integration problems

[fading shuttle]

Separate the depressed man from everyone he knows and dump him in a foreign land

[zealous remnant]

[gilded blade]

Guns and freedom 😎

[silent pawn]

Yep

Guns

Freedom

[ruby minnow]

you don't get to go to another country that easily btw

[silent pawn]

Jobs

[atomic crane]

posts not only a pomni meme but a war thunder meme

[ruby minnow]

and they don't give visas to anybody

[atomic crane]

5% of the population understood your meme

[uncut obsidian]

pomni thunder

[silent pawn]

Ok

[ruby minnow]

first i need to be something

in Turkey

[silent pawn]

Then stay in turkey

[ruby minnow]

so i can get a visa and go over therre

[silent pawn]

Where you're miserable

Don't change anything

[fading shuttle]

Gods most helpful man

[silent pawn]

Live a miserable existence

[uncut obsidian]

we're in #🎪bruh-fart, remember

[ruby minnow]

well you don't know how the life here is or how even immigration works

[uncut obsidian]

getting actual advice here is a 1% chance

[atomic crane]

stop caring, live for you, do what makes you happy, fuck everybody else, fuck social obligations, fuck everything

[west birch]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-dentist-role-dentist-gif-17574292929851071981

[atomic crane]

jerk your dick, eat some food, watch youtube

[uncut obsidian]

rob a bank. kill a man, get jailed

[zealous remnant]

have you tried marrying a homie and doing the bare minimum to achieve citizenship? I'm sure someone in Washington state would do it

[silent pawn]

I know it's bad enough you're talking about ending yourself on a shitpost channel

[atomic crane]

tomorrow you'll be like "huh i was suicidal yesterday"

[west birch]

@keen flume @glad carbon

[ruby minnow]

i mean nights are always like this

[gilded blade]

Do this everyday until you die

[ruby minnow]

sad thoughts come out

[silent pawn]

I'd honestly rather have you be mad at my obvious bait than be sad

[uncut obsidian]

shleep

[keen flume]

Incredibly good post. Brings me back to my childhood, thank you

[ruby minnow]

i did already sleep

[atomic crane]

nah when the sad thoughts come out i legit say "fuck you" and go distract myself for another couple hours

[uncut obsidian]

did you wake up in hte middle of the night

[ruby minnow]

yes

[atomic crane]

if they come back i change what i'm distracting myself with

[keen flume]

@west birch

[ruby minnow]

well not middle of the nighttt

its going to be morning in a few hourrs

[atomic crane]

no matter what happens tomorrow you're gonna keep existing and living, so what's stopping you from getting the rest of your sleep

tell those intrusive thoughts to go fuck themselves and close your eyes until it's morning

[ruby minnow]

idk what happens at night

but i just become depressed

[atomic crane]

give me my sleep bitch, punch your brain into submission

[gilded blade]

I know someone who'll make you feel better @river robin

[silent pawn]

Koko what the fuck are you talking about

[ruby minnow]

sleep good

make brain go

wowoowowowow

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-walt-cocky-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-15121565

[fading shuttle]

Something something incest game

[silent pawn]

Ok then go to sleep

Get off your fuckin phone

Or put some quiet music on

[ruby minnow]

i'm nearly always listening to music bro

[atomic crane]

the music helps

[silent pawn]

Blue light ain't helping

[ruby minnow]

music is my life

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

[atomic crane]

do whatever you want tho, sometimes wallowing in the depression helps

[ruby minnow]

i sing i play guitar i listen to it every time i can

[silent pawn]

Change the music

[atomic crane]

it feels good to immerse yourself in the sadness

[silent pawn]

Change your environment

[atomic crane]

it might be emotional but you'll feel good

[mint mist]

no

[atomic crane]

ok

[silent pawn]

Wallowing aint it

Rip off the bandaid

[atomic crane]

you cant trick yourself into being happy

[silent pawn]

Apply the alcohol swab

[silent pawn]

Move on

[atomic crane]

all you can do is literally do what the fuck you want to do, and give it time

time is the only solution

and sleep

tomorrow you'll probably be okay

[silent pawn]

Hard bulk to 95 kg

[atomic crane]

depression is a great opportunity to bulk yeah

[ruby minnow]

i mena that kind of what happens afterr every timee liike this

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-sulek-sam-sulek-gif-tik-tok-gymtok-gif-9739246323956231374

[gilded blade]

Monk mode

[atomic crane]

dont i know it brother

work through it, cry if you must

[grizzled meadow]

@ruby minnow real advice, I'm serious

If you have to, if you feel the need, sleep
And don't care about anything else
I literally slept for almost an entire day because I felt tired for 0 reasons and now I'm feeling slightly better

[atomic crane]

but get some sleep

[dreamy flax]

jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Macman

[ruby minnow]

i mean what made my life worse is the school hours

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mac-and-cheese-pasta-macaroni-and-cheese-mac-and-cheese-day-happy-mac-and-cheese-day-gif-16566121

[ruby minnow]

i literally have to do a 9-5

wake up at 8

[atomic crane]

gyat.,.

[ruby minnow]

go out at 8:30

ride a bus

[gilded blade]

I've slept for 18 hours straight before

[ruby minnow]

be there at 8:50

and then rest of the day there

come back tired

no time for anything

[silent pawn]

Well

[ruby minnow]

if it wasn't like this i would be going to gym

[silent pawn]

What time you get back home

[ruby minnow]

right now

5:30

[silent pawn]

Do you have a nearby gym

[ruby minnow]

or 17:30

[silent pawn]

With in walking distance

[ruby minnow]

nope

[silent pawn]

Calisthenics

[river robin]

you called?

[ruby minnow]

the only gym is a littlee far away

[silent pawn]

Calisthenics then

[west birch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-pomni-pomni-digital-circus-pomni-spongebob-gif-gif-15661409783739606993

[silent pawn]

Push ups, squats, pull ups

[ruby minnow]

the problem is not finding gym is being tired

[gilded blade]

Cheer this depressed Turkish man up

[grizzled meadow]

Jfc what kind of fucking school are you doing

[silent pawn]

High school prolly

[ruby minnow]

highschool lul

[river robin]

turkish nationalist... what is the problem? why are you sad?

[ruby minnow]

its regular Turkey things

[west birch]

join a highschool club or something

That's a full time job

[grizzled meadow]

My highschool was like 8:30 to 13:30 tops, maybe 14:00 but that's it

[river robin]

well... you wanna know why Im sad? the government. Fuck glowies

thats why im sad

in fact

you should

get MAD

GET MAD

FUCK BEING SAD GET MAD INSTEAD

[silent pawn]

God, if I see one more Glock switch on wish.com

[ruby minnow]

they are making me do a 9-5 in school so that i will be ready to do the same thing in my workiing carrier

[silent pawn]

Trade school:

[ruby minnow]

only good intentions guys

[river robin]

ok glowie, why are you talking about it huh?

[ruby minnow]

and this isn't only for us

15 year old kids have to do this 9-5 too

[silent pawn]

Ok glowie, why you mentioning glowies?

[river robin]

"hello fellow gun enthusiasts, do you happen to own any illegal firearms?"
this is what you sound like

[silent pawn]

Fedboi

You're the one bringing up illegal firearms

Tax this dick fedboi

[river robin]

you mentioned glock switches

DICKWEED

TURKISH MAN

TELL HIM

THAT HE IS MEAN

AND THAT HE SMELLS

VERY BADLY

[silent pawn]

CLOWN FUCKIN HONK HONK SHOES SOUNDING ASS

[river robin]

YEAH WHAT OF IT?

[silent pawn]

AVERAGE FBI CLOWN

[river robin]

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY? THE BIGGER THE FEET, THE BIGGER THE DICK, AND THE BIGGER THE CAR, THE SMALLER THE DICK.
YOU SHOULD FEAR ME.

[silent pawn]

I bet you gotta wait for your 17 other clown buddies to leave your wife's room like they do the car

[ruby minnow]

this argument is so rretarded i love it

[grizzled meadow]

[silent pawn]

What the fuck

[silent pawn]

Nah goose

The fuck was that

[gilded blade]

Huh

[river robin]

did he rip ass into his mic and post it?

[gilded blade]

A fly on the wall

[river robin]

bro

yeah sure

doubt

[silent pawn]

The camel on the wall:

[river robin]

yoooooo

[grizzled meadow]

Time to send the audio he posted

[river robin]

goose

[oblique spire]

2 americans try not to be regarded challenge impossible

[river robin]

rude and appropriation

[silent pawn]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRR 🦅🦅

[river robin]

tell me what country you are from

so I can make fun of you

please and thank you

[ruby minnow]

let me give a clue

[river robin]

bestie

[ruby minnow]

cunts and kangaroos

[silent pawn]

HA

[river robin]

OOOOH

[silent pawn]

DIET BRITISH

[river robin]

yeah

[silent pawn]

WITH A SIDE OF STALE TEXAS

[river robin]

all they do is shitpost and they dont even shitpost well

they go on boards and fucking ruin them

its always the australians

[oblique spire]

Americans try not to get pressed when someone says they're regarded challenge

[river robin]

theyre renowned for being the worst posters, and not even the good shitpost kind

ok aussie

[silent pawn]

Didn't an Aussie scam like, 300k from BLM a few years back

[river robin]

how about you tighten your ground harness before you fall into the sun loser

[oblique spire]

How about you equip your kid with a plate carrier before they go to school

[silent pawn]

@oblique spire watch out, I hear the emus are coming back for round 2

[river robin]

go drink your vb long necks

[silent pawn]

Oh boy, mark your bingo cards

No wait

School shooting is a free space

My bad

Thank fuck I'll never have to taste Vegemite

[ruby minnow]

i mean tbh why not just give teachers or students guns aswell

[river robin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I?si=wazT8KkvVi_HRwc-

australians

[silent pawn]

Actually a lotta schools do that with teachers. With police quality or better training qualifications

[gilded blade]

They already give teachers guns in Texas or Florida I think

[silent pawn]

@zealous remnant I will unvirgin your olive oil

[ruby minnow]

the best defense is offense

[silent pawn]

Nah, teachers have to train and bring their own I believe

Could be mistaken

[river robin]

anyways hope you are now happy mr depressed turkish man

[zealous remnant]

I'll take human interaction, yes

[ruby minnow]

cats make me happy

[silent pawn]

Get a cat

My buddy basically adopted 3

[ruby minnow]

god has created his most cute creatures as fierce hunters

[ruby minnow]

nah my mom doesn't want them since they like to destroy sofas

[gilded blade]

Women

[ruby minnow]

but we will be getting a dog

[zealous remnant]

☕

[river robin]

the fuck are you on about? woman arent fierce, cute, nor are they hunters??
HUH???

[visual stirrup]

They are

[river robin]

lies

[visual stirrup]

if you look for the right ones

[silent pawn]

Kitchen

[gilded blade]

He gets so mad at the mere mention of women

[silent pawn]

I don't want a penis on the side

[river robin]

I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN

REEEEEE

[silent pawn]

Most coherent redditor

[zealous remnant]

women are real and they are going to peg you

[silent pawn]

Again

[river robin]

exactly why I dont use reddit lmao

I prefer to shitpost where other people wont agree with me because that makes it funny, even if I myself dont believe the stuff I say.
There are no arguments that are in good faith.

remember, stop looking at pussy when you can look in the mirror. sayonara.

[silent pawn]

https://youtube.com/shorts/m6F7ch9nph8?si=24luwPCeqClJLgKk

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1080234645683195995/F418781B-5881-4CDD-837F-92ED20A647E4.gif

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746798228074397706/1162360083871711272/memex.gif?ex=653ba72f&is=6529322f&hm=b9918caaeb13abde5623e035d5bd80283c15d1b99cd405123b0c657436b72dee&

[uncut obsidian]

no reaction perms

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986969893503127572/1166362857315782737/funny-cat-cat.gif?ex=654a370f&is=6537c20f&hm=4826ed76dc7e41ccf3ae8ed7fe38b8045ab37c66e0058ae6d49c575965432e38&

[river robin]

ok and

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-pomni-pomni-digital-circus-pomni-spongebob-gif-gif-15661409783739606993

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[river robin]

I live without it

[river zealot]

i legit cant see what it says

[silent pawn]

WAIT NO

BAD GIF TIMING

[river zealot]

i have gamma on max on my monitor

[ruby minnow]

truly blind man of all time

ok you're going to turn blind

[uncut obsidian]

it's joever

[gilded blade]

He's Into pomni

[uncut obsidian]

macman fell for the clussy

[river zealot]

turn your nvidia settings to thi

[visual stirrup]

*joewari da

[river zealot]

and see how you see it

you can see it just a bit

[river robin]

you use this? the fuck?

[ruby minnow]

i don't use nvidia

fuck nvidia

[river robin]

those settings are so high

[river zealot]

yeah i play tarkov

i like to see shit

[ruby minnow]

i use samsung instead of iphone and i use AMD GPUs instead of Nvidia

[river robin]

is there no brightness setting?

[gilded blade]

Just look in the mirror

[silent pawn]

Someone say clussy

[river zealot]

its not enough

[gilded blade]

clussy

[river zealot]

and if you put it to highest

[silent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-edgeworth-edgeworth-clussy-fever-gif-26147745

[river zealot]

you cant see your reticle

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/winslow-odd-fellow-walk-in-walk-out-catdog-gif-8298707

im out

channel ruined

[silent pawn]

Get over here clown boy

[gilded blade]

ryry's clussy

[river robin]

never

ever

fucking say that

[undone wave]

cussy

[ruby minnow]

carussy

[silent pawn]

What that red nose do

[river zealot]

what was the last time you prayed syno

you should quit brainfart

[silent pawn]

9th circle of hell

[river zealot]

it has too much western degeneracy

[ruby minnow]

you know i would make the joke that being attracted to clowns is real normal because all women are clowns but that might be too spicy

[river zealot]

[silent pawn]

I've made like 3 kitchen jokes

[ruby minnow]

bro in years this is the firstt time i made a bussy joke

[silent pawn]

And ryry is clearly afraid of women

[gilded blade]

It's OK there's no women here

[dreamy flax]

📚 fanum tax

[honestly] i have no fucking [clue] what this means so if someone could make a [definition] that would be amazing

[undone wave]

same

[river zealot]

alr

[dreamy flax]

jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Durango

📚 clussy

[Clown pussy].

memeg7837, your new nickname is Chessie

📚 Cussy

A car pussy. Based on [the theory] that if in the Disney [Pixar] [animated] movie cars there are male and female cars and also baby cars. That implies that there is a car pussy. i.e. a Cussy.

syno_1, your new nickname is Truelove

📚 clussy

[Clown pussy].

📚 Skibidi Toilet

The work of fucking Satan.

It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and [cretinous] to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another [terrible meme], the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on [Youtube Shorts], which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on [YT shorts] agrees, that this is the worst thing...

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

📚 Ohio

The only place in the world where you can [experience] [all four] seasons [in one] week.

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 turkey

(n) a loser; an [uncoordinated], [inept], clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See [jive turkey]

jfjdevinc, your new nickname is Darrell

[silent pawn]

Boring ass name

[ruby minnow]

wtf?

[dreamy flax]

📚 Turkiye

"the country of [Turks]" in Turkish.

In other languages: [Turkey] - Turquie - [Turkei] - Turquia - Turchia - Tyrkiet - Turkije

[silent pawn]

Ok I go bed

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 WarThunder

[War Thunder] is a next generation MMO combat game dedicated to World War II military aviation, armored vehicles, and [fleets]. You will take part in all of the major combat battles, fighting with real players all over the world.

War Thunder offers a highly detailed and personalized aviation experience, giving players access to hundreds models of planes with detailed cockpits, dozens of upgradeable weapons, and flying skills that can be [honed] and improved with each mission. Thanks to the game’s painstaking attention to detail, you’ll truly feel like a World War II [fighter pilot] as you plunge into battle.

The genuine World War II experience isn’t limited to the skies. The massive historical battles featured in War Thunder cannot be fought by aviation alone, so the game will also expose players to combat on land and at sea.
Features include:

Varied PvP-experiences set in full-scale combat missions
Multiple settings options allow advanced virtual pilots and beginners to enjoy...

📚 Ataturk

([Mustafa]) [Kemal] Ataturk (1881-1938)
the founder of the Turkish Republic
([1923]) and its first President (1923-1938). Since then Turkey is a secular state. The country is not ruled by islamic rules, and/or laws.

[river zealot]

greek god took down turkiye

[undone wave]

beginners

[dreamy flax]

📚 Pomni

1. (or [XDDCC]) is the newest jester performer of [The Amazing Digital Circus]. She also is (technically) the main protagonist of [Gooseworx's] web series of the same name, I guess.
2. Pomni (Russian: Помни — imperative form of the verb "помнить") means “remember” or rather "don't forget..."

[uncut obsidian]

#ad

[dreamy flax]

📚 tarkoved

To get killed or fucked within the game [tarkov] by one of [the many] many [bugs] within the game

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

syno_1, your new nickname is Madness

[ruby minnow]

real

[undone wave]

real

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-astaghfirullah-haram-gif-22586634

[dreamy flax]

📚 Stalker

a person obsessed with another to the point of [insanity]. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following [restraining orders], collecting their hair in [shower] drains

📚 S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Scavengers
Trespassers
[Adventurers]
Loners
Killers
Explorers
Robbers

The people who inhabit [The Zone] in the game [S.T.A.L.K.E.R].

📚 grok

Taken from the book 'Stranger in a Strange Land,' literally meaning ['to] drink' but taken to mean 'understanding.' Often used by programmers and other [assorted] [geeks].

[river zealot]

i didnt know it actually had a definition

abreviature

[dreamy flax]

📚 Bumpkin

The process of [snorting] a line of cocaine off a males [erected] penis while he is [taking a shit].

[ruby minnow]

what

[dreamy flax]

📚 Blumpkin

A cocktail tribute to the time-honored tradition of receiving oral sex while defecating:

• In a porcelain bowl mix 1oz vodka and 1oz creme de [cacao] over ice.
• Float in two to three [Tootsie] Rolls
• [Garnish] with several kernels of corn
• Top with a blast of whipped cream

[ruby minnow]

it gives the recipe too

oh god

[gilded blade]

xelA is a freak

[glad carbon]

@keen flume hi white boy

Do u have lethal company

[dreamy flax]

📚 sdalger

Term to refer to chaotic nature of S.T.A.L.K.E.R Game series usually connected to modding. Usually connected to modified quote from first game GED OUT OF HERE [SDALGER]!

Original: "Get Out of Here Stalker!" (dubbed by Robin [Atkin] [Downes].)

[visual stirrup]

No shit, that was the VA for Kazuhira Miller who voiced that line?
I can hear it now.

[fallow trellis]

robin atkin is medic

its an anagram

nn = m
a (upside down) = e
b (reversed) = d
i = i
k = c

[uncut obsidian]

holy fuck this is the worst house robbery i've ever seen

[mint mist]

somebody has the you look lonely picture but gae

[slender rock]

wtf

[mint mist]

aw, no

[glad carbon]

shoes? in this economy?

[mint mist]

9i

ok

does anybody have drive but upside down

[uncut obsidian]

arrived on an old ass car that has text on the back window so it's really easy to remember how it looks like
spent a shit ton of time in the apartment that they got into so people managed to call the cops and the cops arrived and blocked the exits
no face masks to prevent face recognition, no gloves to prevent leaving fingerprints
jump out with literally just jackets and shoes stealing nothing else
even left one shoe on the ground
car takes 4 whole seconds before it starts moving
can't even reach 20km/h
the cops come out of their ambush and block the vehicle
turns out that they left one of their men in the apartment and tried to drive away without him
the guy jumps out with some more clothes and runs towards the cops

this is just

holy fuck

[ruby minnow]

how incompetent can you be

[uncut obsidian]

at least they didn't crash into something

although their car was so slow that i don't think you'd be able to crash

[uncut obsidian]

i just realised, there's even a phone number on the text on the back window

[ruby minnow]

they probably stole the car

[dreamy flax]

syno_1, your new nickname is Trevor

[pastel quartz]

guteb morgen

[pastel quartz]

dudeeee

how are uuu

[ruby minnow]

trying to be fine

how are you

[pastel quartz]

pills making me fine

🥴

[pastel quartz]

started to go therapist last week

and its going well but next week I have my midterms

so I'm pretty fucked up to at the same time

[pastel quartz]

who will watch forklift world cup with me

[inland jackal]

We need scented candles for fresh petrol

[glad carbon]

thats just a jar of gas

pour urself a sealed mason jar of gasoline

[pastel quartz]

don't share my mom

[urban ocean]

The goth waifu men dream of but can't have. (She's a farmer too. A literal goddess among mortals)

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Rainman

[slender rock]

[dreamy flax]

syno_1, your new nickname is Loveit

[ruby minnow]

what did the bot mean by this?

[zealous remnant]

yes?

[glad carbon]

u love it

[mint mist]

hiiiiiii

[ruby minnow]

man i hate AI art

[slender rock]

this one was the best I could get it to make

[swift scarab]

Mostly since I’m bored and wanted to know, what music do people that don’t live in the US listen to

Not sure if there’s a better way to word that but eh

[final cedar]

hilarious

[swift scarab]

Idk man it’s midnight and my brain isn’t working at maximum speed

I usually listen to dubstep or just doomer music

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612604434190434314/1127954098696749107/17658CF0-B2C6-4EEC-97FC-ECF53D6749DF.gif

[swift scarab]

If you call me cringe you wouldn’t be the first

If you want, don’t mind either way

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1168568764183351386/1108862500675530782.gif?ex=65523d78&is=653fc878&hm=43e3d37a1325e6bbc8318b578ed9ca624e845ac659daa61d4b81a97b7ebcdaa3&

[swift scarab]

And yet another death to a swarm of cats, immense joy

Not that bad, I’ve definitely heard worse at least

[odd sail]

[swift scarab]

Doubt that’s real but still amusing