#🎪bruh-fart
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tf are you doin there
Gonna be doing nothing for the rest of the day
cool
uhh cringe
make sure to eat schnitzel
and call all austrians german

they are
they act high and mighty but they are just germanic
I set up a hotspot called 'hot oily austrian men'
was it with cheese?
love a good cream dip
ohhh its a desert
Yeah it's a dessert nockerl
what
love a good wiener
they seem kinda long thicc and oily ngl idk
oily wiener
this is my home you mf about to pay rent to me fr
frfrff
pfeiffergeschaften
Mod told me I belong to fart rain
Briandary
Brain fart
pferdengeschaft
wie biddä
there we go
Is this German.
passt schon
warden or collonial
colly on shard 3 rn ( just bc i do not like q time)
play with any group?
I used to be part of 1cmd and it was great but I stopped playing around war 69
What are we talking about again
construction workers
nah mostly just foccusing one one part of the map, and fighting there or bringing in logistics. Did logi for tempest island yesterday and had a blast.

logi lives matter
I got no sleep uuuugh agh AAAAAGH
@hoary sundial 
i kinda want to get one of those big logi ship, or get some ppl together for a gunboat or something like that
Same
I haven't slept yet and it's already 7 am here
i used apcs on the water but nothing bigger afaik
I keep forgetting what word I want to say
I meant pferderngesicht
not geschaften
Idek what these words mean so it's ok
i guess big logi ships are new or maybe I did use one i have a faint memory
Est gang?
Yessuh
standing on the side at the railing with a firing line we’d light up the coast as we went by
Saaaame
Idk if the krautess sitting next to me can read English and understand what I'm saying here
yeah new naval update, new landing crafts, bigger logi ships, destroyers, submarines, dreadnoughts
The weather ain't helping either
new map
being part of a group gives many options for experiencing the whole game, plus politicking between other groups, it was a good part of it to me
more water
Bipolar bullshit
foxhole took over my schedule at that point though
Who's the krautess and what's a krautess
I was almost always in discord on the game with them
I tried to go back to sleep for another 3 hours, failed, and now I’m getting tired.
the group leader was a serviceman so he ran it like irl
🐟
Same
not for everyone, but it was cool for a time
yeah i unfortunatly don't have the time for that
My stupid fucking body always wakes up at 6am no matter what
Even when it doesn’t need to
Years of it being an ingrained habit have made it part of my internal clock
foxhole felt better all in or all out, I don’t think I’d pick it up to play casually again. That doesn’t diminish it’s a great game tho
Literally me
I used to need to. I don’t anymore, but I still wake up that early regardless.
and for the price iirc I paid 10.99, totally worth
yeah 100% worth
tarkov
avatar appropriate
exists
98/100
did tarkov actually get 98
no wonder Alan wake 2 got such good reviews
by a german game "journalist"
those ppl are not even human in my humble opinion
Jawohl
german game journalists have the reputation to be absolutely retarded, and its true
put your pants back on
NO
DO IT THIS IS SEXUAL HARRESSMENT
Rank of 98 out of 100 on a "top FPS games of all time"
is it just me or would you with no further context assume number 1 is the top fps game of all time, and 100 is 100th best fps game
i mean if all the cheaters and game breaking bugs and issues would not be present, i would say like 89/100 would be fair
but that will never happen
so i would say 60/100
context though, shadow of chernobyl got #24 or something

damn
paper documentation
bro my soc copy and cs copy are golden, never had a crash
CD copy?
I have a steam copy too
got a good number of ETD's
I had to install a bug fix pack for the code
you probably got a good number of STDs too
you should try me
what a Schrödinger's homosexual
.pangolinstirfry, your new nickname is Phish1
🐟
straight till the end
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Hockey1
cool
.pangolinstirfry, your new nickname is Dingdong
perfection
le racisme
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Lespaul
I'm a cool guitar
memeg7837, your new nickname is Waffle
when will i get a cool name
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Helena
why so many girl names
literally me

Can yall rate my infiltration suit?

I think it's sexy asf
you are crouching the wrong way
u are supposed to be inside the bush

couldnt imagine
a fun little spell to cast on your house in a village to ward it from local alcoholics/make their lives a little more fun


Not me
who are you, again?
helena
doesn't ring any bells
it's helena
pizdets
same
same
dont have money for a dream house - just paint one
i have squares
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it wasn't peaceful

real
syno_1, your new nickname is Stonecold
well Stonecold is certainly a nickname
what did he mean by this?
syno_1, your new nickname is Corey
well you're weird
Nuh uh
p!fish
@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught a Common Crab 🦀
This item was added to your inventory.
wow what a tattle tale
got a new card so i can play GAMMA
hmmm
Imagine you hear this sound at 3am..
Is this an actual animation in apex?
Is the Nessie theory still going on?
I remember my first graphics card, it was the 560 ti
brainfart needs japanese hentai ong 💯 💯 💯
what if they are already pre-shat
then do it again. a good soldier follows orders.
or something like that.
TBH i have way too much of an anti-authority stance to ever consider "a good soldier follows orders" to be at all a valid sentence.
something something military industrial complex
something something metal gear
shitting ur pants is super based ong 💯 💯 💯 you should do it to become sigma like me 💯 💯 💯
thats enough to convince mostt people
speaking of that whole "Sigma Male" thing, this fits as a counter argument for a lot of those sigma male types
i hate that bitch
he made me sit in a car with him for like 11 whole minutes
always
a life of hatred makes a man hideous, physically and mentally. constant anger has been proven to accelerate aging, and people around you always will take notice of your hate, and most will eventually be repulsed by it once they notice it.
it's like that one Dahl quote
!1984
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@river zealot
Roald Dahl my beloved
I have read all his books, love all of it
Please do not eat the anuses
@somber warren
another quote i like in that vein is from a song off the Yakuza series soundtrack
yeah we're pulling out For Faith
"the selfish deed, is not freedom" is a line that goes hard
even though the song's lyrics are HELLA engrish and horribly pronounced
The fk is lil bro doing on shoreline
I would deploy everyday if I got to dress like Mozart
oh shit you in New England, my guy?
This is the lake outside Salzburg which faced the mansion which housed Himmler's office
ooh
that's not new england at allllll
The Eagle's nest
funny how similar that area of germany looks to rural new england.
that just straight up looks like a view you'd see in Maine
you said Himmler's office.
ok yeah fair it could be in poland
LOOK I DONT FUCKING KNOW GEOGRAPHY
IT WAS LITERALLY MY WORST SUBJECT
Why couldn't it be in Austria from 1938 onwards
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Nicola
TBH thats not surprising tho everyone sucks at US geography
legitimately, there have been foreign spies who got caught because they tried to prove that they're american by listing off info about american history and geography and shit and it was suspicious because of how much they knew off hand.
because most people dont know jack shit
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Striper
let that sink in, that spies have been caught for knowing more about america than the average american.
don't you need to know a lot of geography to pass the "citizenship test"
idk how it was during the cold war TBH
but nowadays yeah
exactly
state sobriquets and all that
now to be fair most born americans actually are so dumb they cant pass their own nation's citizenship test.
not kidding btw.
"stankiest city in the US"
a. new york
b. miami
c. san fran
d. LA
pensive6045, your new nickname is Kendra
lust
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Qwert123
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Horizon
They literally got the WEX-1 from Verdun
trick question, all large cities stink
it's san fran tho.
or LA
toss up there.
NY?
NY is just generally shit, but the smell is more of smog than anything more offensive.
San Fran and LA have a genuine problem of people literally shitting in the street in parts of it.
me and the homies fishing with the scope made by a camera lens manufacturer
NY only crackheads do that.
you'd actually be surprised how common things like that are in manufacturing.
how does that work
California.
honestly idk
public restrooms exist tho right
but california is a horrible place and you should avoid it.
most places wont charge for restroom usage in the US from what i know.
otherwise it isnt a public restroom
do you mean like those of a restaurant or a bar
most businesses that have a customer accessible bathroom dont care if you come in and use it and dont even buy anything.
what is he doing???
and in places like boardwalks in NY there's standalone restrooms. that said from what i know of NY, dont use those, they're horrifically gross
yeah standalones are.....
the issue isnt the presence of bathrooms. it's the people who live in the cities.
unless they're paid they will never be hygienic
yeah.
heres the thing tho
the literal milisecond you are outside of the city and the general area surrounding said city, meaning you are free from that city's influence on the surrounding area, the people you meet are instantly far friendlier in general, the air is genuinely nicer, the views are nicer, there's not nearly as much noise, and people also actually give a shit enough to be decent human beings.
go rural.
escape.
CALIFORNIA NEEDS TO SINK INTO THE OCEAN
This video is incredibly topical.
villages are too good but you're car dependent
you say that as if the cities arent car dependent in the US
literally everywhere is car dependent here.
idk I would expect a bus or two
fun fact, one of the major cities in California used to have the most well running and advanced public transit system with trolleys and shit in the entire world at that point

GM was like, "nah can't have that"
a car company bought the company that ran those trolleys and then shut it all down.
GM specifically
if you're in the US, you're car dependent to get anywhere and that's just how it is at this point.
honestly this is one of the few instances that i'll 100% agree with that.
yeah.
el classico
In my city there are 3 bus companies and the only one who works midly well it's the public one
Even with car dependence tho, you can reliably get most places within your own state within less than 3 hours, so it's good for something
yeah
Good ol' 7.62x54R
MOSIN MANNNNNNNNNNN
Guys i have a really big problem with understanding a type of person, could someone explain me what does WOKE mean? This shit is making my brain melt, even wikipedia isnt clear.

don't bother mr. drug
woke doesnt have a meaning, people make it up as it goes at this point
Think "SJW" from mid 2010's since that's where they started. It's a loose set of political and social stances now. If someone says they are just avoid them since it's merely a matter of time before you run into some kind of conflict with them.
honestly just avoid anyone who uses this word
either to call themselves woke, or to insult other by calling them woke
they are insufferable
alright
the first time i heard this word was from a female sport thing drama, but i cant go further
not surprised
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Redsox1
Anybody here going to do NNN ?
meine ehrliche Reaktion
parasocial moment.
does he even know that Gura's on break due to actual health issues rn?
lmao
guras been on break for a while, returns to stream for like 2 weeks and disappears again
@rain oar in radar
yeah.
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that's honest
@solar obsidian and now on something completely different
is there some schizo spreadsheet of every item/caterogy on gamma of where it's best to sell/buy it?
Maybe
!spread @placid sail
@placid sail Follow this: #╭📖faq message
Godamnit delight i wanted to drag him into a never ending rabbit hole of favors!
thoughts on new garand thumb video?
is charlie in it
it's a guide video
Turkey
tork
That name change was the stupidest thing of the century
no
i should buy Squad now
syno_1, your new nickname is Indon
im stuck in jupiter i cant fast travel nor go through the point of exits it just go black for a few seconds but i stay where im at
spice7, your new nickname is Spring
i mean at first before this was a issue i tried to get to zation then my game crashed
so i did technically reload a save
zaton*
zation
zaza
now i cant get pot
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Gryphon
dont tell me im stuck in fuckin jupiter
syno_1, your new nickname is Fountain
no you shouldn't be
a mythical creature that has the fore of an avian, the hind of a mammal, four legs, a beak, usually is winged, and may have a the tail of a serpant and/or the ears of a wild donkey.
most commonly, it is half bird of prey and half lion, altho such variations as half raven half wolf gryphons have been seen as well as gryphons with the hindquarters of a horse (also called hippogryphs/hippogriffs).
the senmurv is a being that combines mamalian and avian that is similar to a gryphon, but unlike a gryphon the forehalf is canine, the hind end is avian, and it only has two legs.
the gryphon is a [noble] [beast] of [myth].
Seems like I can't change your nickname madirex
But your name is now Show
but if you are then i guess enjoy the hobo life
show :3
show your loadout
i won't show
show your steam password
meganekogekilove, your new nickname is Jagger
show boob

oki
syno_1, your new nickname is Butterfl
Butterfl
bruh
good morning
pensive6045, your new nickname is Rick
help me gamers
i dont want to be stuck in jupiter i hate it
was there a update or something?
i skipped the part where my balls hurt

just get a hobo life bro
its far easier then that looking for stashes living in place mumbo jumbo
I'm about to post 2 TBs of Pomni drawn smut
why did people even do pomni r34 in the first placee
kolbusy has fallen
because that's the point of rule 34
how did it get so popular
penis 
like everything has porn ok
and clussy
but how did it get so popular
labron jame
8 months since the trailer for the show got released
they had plenty of time to build up a fanbase in that time
jesus
do it
This is how i be entering a conversation about the armenian genocide
body_penis_null
any fuckers that use that word should get off the internet
I just heard a great line from the female Dutyer in Rostok
"Inogda, mne snitsya syr."
"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."
Anti gooner smh
brainfart is goon central
Indeed
goo||renya||
wish i wasnt too silly in newbie man
that ain't no dutyer that's a gmod character
Too late now 
welcome to the goon cave
truly riddled with degenerates
besides turkish nationalist he helped me with my penis ow errors
i help with penis errors all the time
Ryan Gosling
no fuckin way
I also got Ryan gosling
same, i got ryan gosling
we have so much in common guys
Gyan Rosling
p!fish
@remote vine, casted out a line... You caught a Uncommon Squid 🦑
This item was added to your inventory.
Live footage
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod
fun fact : there are 20 quadrillion ants and only one of you.
my brother told me he died and i thought he meant tyler perry so i was quite happy
You don't have enough 🥞 to buy this item! You need 50 more 🥞
then i realized it was the checkered man
fallout new Vegas referenced
yeah you really should
p!fish
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod
p!buy fishing rod
This item requires you to have 🥞0. You need 250 more 🥞
kinda dissapointed in the aretfacts im finding up north, thought id be getting cooler shit but no
get a better detector I guess
have the svarog
skill issue then
YOURE A SKILL ISSUE
your mama has a skill issue
Stalker talk in brainfart
hi brainfart
Awful
hi jegger
hi PAVLO
You can't use the hard r
fuckin jeggers
digger
we're getting close guys come on you can do it

go back to harrasing newbies Kolerder
I am
was talking to my cousin's fiance yesterday about roadside picnic at apparently you are supposed to pronounce the l in stalker
PA🅱️LO
PA🇵LO
Pablo Chocobar
le choclet
le
same
get some le fishe au chocolat
Nope
are you able to stack up volat emeralds
Else I would be dead
no one here plays gamma bro
I don't eat frenchoid food
shouldve known
that is literally the only good thing to come out of that shithole
nope, thats french women
that's just called mental instability, it didn't originate from there
honestly lads i think armpit hair is a turn off
that's epic
also this
Guess I'll just go to bed early
cringe
Goodnight brainfart
I mean goodnight
Am le tired
goodnight pooky bear
glimpse you
sounds like some cruelty squad lingo
Me
glomps your mother
literally me after 12 shots of jack daniels
Your mother doesn't have ceo grindset, we are glomping her
your father was fucked by the police department cult
Good for him
Hello
I'm replaying metro exodus for the 3298572q985th time rn
Ew
The worst metro
Not even set in the metro, should be called train adventures
still a good game
Nope
cope
alex moment
No you
Metro last light goog, cus metro
goog
doesn't mean exodus bad
Metro exodus not goog cus not metro
Nuh uh
Metro expresodus no goog
No
Metro Exodus was good
Exodus is bad because
Kill one guy who wants to kill me
YOU ARE NOW EVIL AND GET THE BAD ENDING
Last Light was meh
Yes
Alex just has every bad take in existance
Si
that is all metro???
Alex probably likes Starfield
Eh
Metro exodus is just another game that gives up the most interesting part of the previous games
The first one was light in that aspect
The metro
linear boring ass missions
All your friends and you don't die if you get the "bad" ending in the first game
Weakest part of Exodus was the final mission
I wanted more stuff like the cannibal bunker
I just said that because you're pissing me off Alex
Yeah I think the best part was the last bit
I agree with this cat thing
Whatever it is
@fading shuttle What are you
I think the game needed at least one more big level
Last bit Is best part because it's actual proper metro gameplay
SHUT THE FUCK UP
That's what the Sam DLC was for
A monster that exists to annoy people
You know I'm right
NO YOU ARE NOT
People who consider metro exodus to be better than the previous games are people whose first metro game was last light
Your opinion is invalid
what does that even mean you fucking mongoloid
It means your opinion: wrong and cringe
My opinion: based and cool
Please tell me how I'm not a real metro fan Alex
You arent
you said you gonna ignore alex
well I lied
Shhh, let him tire himself out
:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
⬇️
Hypochondriasis
I'm gonna tire your mother out to death tonight habibi
Still doesn't change the fact that exodus not goog
Worst metro game, because it's not even metro game
Is train game

that word doesn't exist in the dictionary so I win 
Nuh uh
Game no goog
Sippy time
Nuh uh
ok cmon she is better than in last light 
on Cod for eel for eel
no carp
The fact that shes better doesn't mean I stopped hating her
you are still not saying at all why she is better but still not good
Why would I, I'm making these opinions up as I go bro

that's not fun
its just about his fun
Nope, to do that you will have to meet me in real life
Was the "degenerate" in his username not enough of a warning label?
Internet is for silly not serious
Alex inviting me for a date
💋

spice7, your new nickname is Infantry
haha baby
Assault
angry being
ew
Just bought armored core 6 🔥 of 🪐
armored core 6 heat of saturn
🛡️ 🔮 🕡 : 🔥 📴🔳
spaghetti and a Ferrari tractor
shield crystal ball clock fire phone off microwave
syno_1, your new nickname is Crow
i'm a bird
Armored core 6 : fire of rubicon smhhhh
so basically my fart
turks' true form
Mid game
the Greeks thinked
all the planes
ships were for celebrations
but the islands are ours now
just shove it somewher
well so what is that
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free can openner with gas mask 
Brings back memories
the aussies are naming their fuckin can openers FRED
bro Austria is literally like thousands of kilometers away from Germany wdym

F.R.E.D.
oh man i love this game
wow

always have
wouldn't trust a Australian soldier with captives
yeah... yeaaaah
especially when there is not enough space in the aircraft
@ruby minnow @regal sonnet @sullen kiln Hey you fellas, look at this
That’s a weird looking horn
Press @regal sonnet to @ruby minnow
tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Byebye
damn, thats nuts
syno_1, your new nickname is Wildone
Wild one or Wil done
Wildo-ne
im going to touch you
hide your dogs
lol
ok bro i will try
eating maccaroni
macrono
I didn't know there were flowers in Italy
bulgarian's government training program for Ivan's future woman (he's hella shaky from all that speed juice)
Japan & Korean megacorp be like
I'm 95% sure they made spgs
K9 thunder
and yeah samsung used to have an aerospace branch but it got merged with other aerospace companies i think
real
corn dog
Всего хорошего
На посошок
Поехали
Всего хорошего
На посошок
Поехали
?
i shall too
@grizzled meadow
show skynet pics
i'd choose blunt personally but hey
YODIE GAAAAAAAAANG GOING TO PENJAMIN CITYYYY
I used to be heavy into bongs but
yeah, I am also a joint person now
I call them joints usually but I don’t use tobacco
therefore it’s more like a blunt
yea
im impatient so sometimes it’s just good to get blasted off the bong
bong, into a joint afterward, letsgo
hollon lemme share with y’all my piece
nah yall wild for that
prolly gon get moderated but

Lets go ill post my blow lines 
considering i posted a meme pic of a crack pipe with the words "work cited:" on it
i think we'll be okay
Field tested Rick and morty acrylic paint bong

the eyes fell off months ago
lmao
but this piece is like 3yo old
syno_1, your new nickname is Contact
@grizzled meadow
bussy virus

truly he's the best humanity has to offer
i love talking to men at night in weirdly sexual ways
vile creature
Warrior of Allah
just say child yakutja
yautja
man its pronounced yakutja ban its yautja wtf is this
for fucks sake dont just stand there, wheres my cattucino??? its been 2 hrs
real
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