#🎪bruh-fart
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Got the short end.
and in japan , some people think im chinese and in china people think im japanese
parts of you are at war with each other
aight
Nothing a bit of plastic surgery can't fix.
time to shoot i guess
more i understand why i attempted suicide at 7

Good place to end this conversation on.
ancestry tree prolly leads to the Nanjing "Incident"
i got : korean , mongolian and russian ancestors
Keep going
too bad it didnt succeed
@fiery vine (tentakel) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Slurs are not allowed in here, take this time to reflect, or not, we dont give a fuck


Got him

what ?

Can I have one
no cocks allowed
Only if you're good.
Well am I good?
No.
Get exiled first.
Sodomy i require more cursed images
And probably no butthole since this guy feed on radioation
Exquisite
👍
Drank too much gilk and my skin turned to plastic.
Nah he just paint himself before bed
Pimp Cock
drippy cock
he's war thunder history now
Yessss
roblox is wild
Fuck yeah
fuck yes i love dinosaurs
Maybe
most of this is thinly veiled porn so u should just take it down
I need more bollets
bigger guns
Nice co ck sir

genuinely the biggest reason for paris syndrome is because paris is viewed as a really boujey romantic getaway place by MANY cultures, it's seen as a really fancy and pretty place in their mind's eyes, because basically nobody they know has ever been there, much less to europe or america in general, and the language barrier prevents the vast majority of these primarily east asian folks from ever learning the truth, that paris genuinely fucking sucks and is pretty much just LA or San Fran but in europe.
omg, he said yes, ok, its ugly i tihnk tho https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1151721332204126218/image.png
i unlocked cerato recently but i dont liek that one either
i prefer toravo or torbo
what are you playing
roblox game
BRO THIS SHIT IS FIRE
idk the name of it
tell me the name
prior extinction, that's the name
lemme get al ink
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Por que es verdad, boludo 
thox
Jk
u have a girlfriend and a life and stuff
ted is fucking unhinged
Jfk assasionation
If you want a serious talk about it, we can, I know stories 
never been to morica and still know that LA is a shithole, but yeah, I can bet a couple of people here still has the pink tinted views of morica
is this just the isle
yeah something like it, u got hygiene stat, social stat, food stat, and one other tihng
and dinosaurs
LA and San Francisco are absolutely awful. every large metropolitan city is horrible quite frankly, but LA and San Fran are among the worst IMO
LA is legit just the GTA version but theres 5x the population density on NPCS and traffic
That's not completly true, the city IS really fancy, shitton of museums, shitton of history, on the other hand people need to stop being retarded and learn more about the country than what's depicted in 80's animes
it's fancy at a glance is what i'd say.
actually BEING there sucks.
It is fancy for real but it's covered in shit (litterally)
There's ton of problem from local laws, the mayor multiplying the debt by like 12 and getting reelected and ofc our laxist immigration policy and laxist justice system mean that we got whole parks reserved to crackheads now
Ye I know how it is dw
only if you swallow*
you dont get gluttony just by having a piece of toast sit between your teeth do you
not really
💀
Do you think I am being serious
yeah actually
do you honestly...
u horndog
you need to clean up ur self image and maybe they might be off
hi
see now Maja is here again
see what you did
in fact there is some proteins in secretion there
and sugars
yes
Damn I've been missing out on free protein
only for the silliest individuals
Tracklist:
00:00 The cat from Ipanema (j1gggs)
1:37 Tim dom dom (Tsundere Labs Inc)
4:51 The mountain village (Pikuniku)
7:32 100 Sunny (Omori)
8:48 Victory Theme (Super Mario RPG)
9:22 Malo Mart Theme (TLOZ: Twilight Princess)
10:13 Lalalatte (Tsundere Twintails)
12:27 Balloons in the Desert (Pikuniku)
14:18 L...

Mods, crush his cock
"by the nine I'm tweakin"
You tripping bruh
Why he so fat
Well damm he got that bigee E type build
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watching a tutorial on how to kill skinwalkers can't watch that
pswg better
I do get turbo autism when I enter #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
its fun to help the newbies tho
those are my observations from those 2 channels having stayed in them for some time now instead of here
ty for reading
Sawed off Double barreled shotgun? Should be simple
you need ammo higher then 30.cal and also dipped in white ash
and also you gotta hit them either on the head or neck
Nah two slugs will bring down a girlscout sized skinwalker
surely bloodborne pc port will show up
i will not take my medication
I'm out of ideas. And I don't own any of this. All credit belongs to Bethesda and whoever made the meme.
Some of the people that ask rly fucking stupid questions in there make me wanna [CENSORED]
guys is it safe to eat cinder blocks? stole like 3 of them 2day and im kinda hungry
Calcium you potato, and starches
More of a glue eater guy myself.
horaget
hiiiiiii
yes maja hello, back to staring at the wall breathing
hiiiiiiii
Smh
Wouldn’t expect something else tbh
Iban
if bruce spends millions on tech for fighting crimes why cant he spend thousands on therapy instead
problem solved
I went camping with an e-bike to access an old stretch of abandoned highway. The highway was straightened and made wider to go around small towns and that left the perfect spot to sneak in to camp. Defiantly an acceptable spot for a quick overnight camping trip on bike!
Steve posted another campin vidya

i wanted to add more songs, but there was no space lmao
don't worry, i'll include them in the upcoming playlist :]
for now, what if ya'll tell me what songs would you like to hear in the next silly vid? Thx!
Tracklist:
00:00 White Apparition - Rhythm Tengoku
0:54 Riki The Legendary Heropon - Xenoblade Chronicles
3:07 3 PM - Animal Crossing New ...
he does urban camping when it can be done, and such, he lost his wife recently 😢 so everyone been sending him support and stuff
he's a cool and chill dude
🙂
guys help what should i do
if having a brain can cause brain cancer
EVERYONE in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat would be perfectly safe
stay away from windows, don't drink tea and don't smoke
I posted it there dumbass
Mandy is truly the most fucking eldritch of entities
Brendan is simultaneously the dad of the group and also fucking UNHINGED
and everyone else is some flavor of really funny and gay
this is an accurate description of the cast
and its honestly produced some of the most rib breaking laughter i've ever experienced
also Ed.
Ed is just a literal fucking criminal i swear to god.
for real
only podcast and one of few media in recent memory that has repeatedly required me to pause it because I was laughing too hard
ye.
why newbies chat and brainfart dispise each other tho?
some episodes of PST have caused me to feel like i broke ribs from laughing.
but yea just the completely casual sentence of "if i get put in the time out corner one more time im going to freak out and eat that hamster" without laughing afterwards is the most insanely funny shit i've heard lately
and then directly followed up by witnessing a guy fuck up a combo and him saying "speaking of eating"
fuck did nintendo do
i think the meme is wrong
what did unity do
making people pay money per install on their software
PAWG better
PUBG
BABAJIII
pobji mobaile
babajii
making devs pay unity per time their game is installed
stole the damn cat gif
yknow the "download game 600 times to make company go bankrupt" post
they made it real
so its basically "if you wanna use our product for more 10 mins you have to pay"?
uhhh
I think only after 200k downloads
or $ in sales
still a tiny number for games
both of these are hilariously low thresholds and Even Then
messed up my french toast

no bagettue
the online recipe lied
it was NOT 10 seconds of dipping per side
eat my dick
How do u even make that shit
egg milk allspice vanilla and sugar
in the trash rn
leave it to the french to make preparing toast so gay
I leave white bread in the sauce until it gets soggy af
ye, I tend to use one of those hole spatula things to lift it into the hot pan
maybe
protects the ps5 with him
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A ...
Dank's doing an Ashens
gn brain fart

Captain William Canton walking into the peace conference after saturation bombing another Heg planet
your food looks terrible
maggots on venison
:(
you're welcome
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go ahead, i dont give a shit about if the retards on reddit know i made it.
Que?
matter of fact it's a mutual hatred we have for each other, 'cause i despise those neckbearded armchair experts with every fibre of my eing
i slapped together a meme for him.
he made a joke about posting it to reddit
hi
legit tho i despise redditors so fucking much, and it's almost entirely because of their aggressive tendency to be armchair experts and spout off information they've never actually verified on shit they've never done as if it's fact because they heard it from a guy they think is cool or a source they enjoy.
and ESPECIALLY with gun shit, redditors are AWFUL
yeah fucking, hhhhhhh
😦
Bottom of the barrel degens, some of the subreddit topics are crazy
this image is legitimately my reaction anytime literally anybody on the internet talks about guns and is obviously spouting shit they've never done, and ESPECIALLY if there's evidence they're a tubby fucker who obviously doesnt do literally anything with the gear they claim to have, and obviously barely shoots.
which is the majority of gun reddit.
like, /k/ is full of retards too, but somehow fucking 4chan has a better gun board than any of the ones on reddit
ik it comes across as a "everyone's a retard except me" kinda thing, but it's genuinely not, i know the gaps in my knowledge, so i dont spread shit i dont know.
these guys are genuinely fucking ignorants.
Dude, it's just a meme
I don't even have a reddit account
Posting incomprehensible gibberish on discord is the limit of my online stupidity
oh i know, dont worry. the conversation progressed well past anything involving you waaaay before that
Love this game
there's people who intentionally misinform just to "troll for the lolz"
yeah idk
I know my shit because I am a nerd and read into books and actual guides. Or asking veterans questions
yea ngl i am an advocate for Total Redditor Death.
Total fucktard death. Includes Reddit, Twitter, and /k/tards
🙂
honestly /k/ has SOME cool guys on it, so i'd say partial /k/tard death is ok
they're obvious when they're dumbasses
The problem isnt just with reddit. The internet gave those a voice who would otherwise been the poorest of the poor and the dregs of society.
So when people scream on the net its usually those who would have gotten into a mental asylum long before they became a problem
they're loud enough about it.
thanks Regan for closing those down btw
I didnt vote for him, i was born in 91
but the way things are going, might just need to bring em back
A lot of families are giving up on their mentally ill relatives, older folks get put into shitty conditioned care homes
that's a whole fucking subject in itself
but yeah, mm
shit can be done better, seriously we fail at mental health

Speaking as one who have anxiety and depresso
🙂
more espresso, less depresso :]
dude its pretty god damned easy.
dwelling on negative thoughts creates depression
theres a reason why when you see some cute animals, the depression goes away for a few moments
there's waves it goes through
not everyone can ignore it.
because you are trapped in a cycle of dwelling on netagive thoughts
bro try it right now. Think of the fluffiest cutest duck
yes but, also depends on your environment
i used to have depression, and anxiety, but jesus cured me of it... (Im dead serious)
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I cant relate anymore to it
try to remain happy and postiive in a place where people are constantly drunk, or high.
bro, that sounds terrible. I will pray for you ❤️
no I live with a bunch of fucking morons who can't clean a toilet
different thing
oh lord thats even worse!!!!
but murder isn't legal...yet
I used to clean apartments. I have no idea how people let the inside of their toilets get so nasty. The most I do is clean it with a brush
And its still clean af
well first you just stop thinking about being responsible and only heed to your basest desires
Can't be too difficult to kill a druggie and make it look like an OD or accident
this man speaks truth
and just become automatic in your mental decline apparently
burn down a house of a housing program but since they play the guize of "Progressive" and trying to make a difference he comes to this house
but I have really good relationship with the homeowner, some of the staff for the housing agency that runs this place are now seeing my point of why their subsidiary went bankrupt
you end up paying more to fix peoples fucking retardation
instead of being more harsh on who gets into housing
😐
screaming inside
anyways
people are stupid, can't trust them.
Press F to Boop

looks like shit
if you aint 15th century italian crossbowman dont even fucking speak
typa shit i been on lately
I thought we were
Kot
Skeleton had a scroll of create grease on it 
Some pussy shit, use a messer bitch
Life gets worse when you realise you will post out of touch thursday for the last time someday
I think there's some worse stuff later on in ACT 2
Oh yeah, doctors betting on what they find in patients uhhh
Pockets so to say
burgher ass hoe 
yea, honestly that's true.
i aint gonna contest that, because i know it to be true, and i am that.

wait does furries have Lycanthrophy
This guy...
Idk do weeaboos turn japanese
Then idk
well they think and identify themselves as animals
mainly wolves
Lycantrophy patients
also think they're animals
mainly wolves
Is that a real condition
yes
I thought that was only in TV
but people connected Lycantrophy to some supernatural things
Idk it's prolly like weebs
identify as a fucking problem
awe hell yeah
Nobody is better, this is brainfart
it's what facebook thinks I am interested in.
😐
brainfart has a way of getting to you
It shows ads to what you are interesting in
Usually
Not sure where it's pulling the info from either
than knowing oh ANIME in general
🤔
no amount of retardation can affect someone like me though, because i already have brain rot
just too retarded to be more retarded

if you're a big company in 2023 and not applying some new policy that is an equivalent of shooting your whole business model in the leg, you're just not doing it right
2023 NO MERCY
ingest bleach! hate god! millions must die!

theres about 300 possible names running through my brain rn and i cant pick one
Spend too much time on the reddit my man
nuh uh
Fight club on the Xbox original
Hang yourself with a trashbag, respectfully
If a woman sent you this video how would you react?
"Horrific image" of your balls?
nah you can keep that one, i'll stick to my preferred controller.
Unironicly badass
Kurwa... uhm Szczur?
streets of brainfart too rough for you son
go to offtopic
okay flex harder?
be a family man
lol
Yes, my balls have balls
Steel Battalion was a fucking badass game, and that controller with about 40 buttons, two joysticks, and three pedals is genuinely required to actually play it, which is fucking FUNNY
nah i dont actually own a steel battalion controller.
Double set of balls or?
Dont know, kinda hurts though
that said i do have a joystick and throttle setup from back when i was big into Elite Dangerous
I wish there was a modern mechwarrior style game with a controller like that
lemme guess, this setup is worth more than all my possessions
Probably shouldnt have rented a hooker
there are modern mech games that support those styles of controller, and they are all far better when you play them with one.
YO NAMES PLS?
oh fuck it's so late mang
Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries is a game that exists and while the base game is kinda lacking compared to the older ones, mods are plentiful.
from what i've heard if you have a dual joystick setup Armored Core 6 has support for that, or at bare minimum you can rig it up to work,
didnt you say something earlier about you not being this type of guy
there's plenty.
and then you do it
your cat?
a copy of the original Steel Battalion on the OG Xbox on Ebay will run you about 70 dollars or so without the controller, and if you can find a full set of the controller kit it's gonna run you like...500 or 600 dollars or so from what im seeing.
which, considering how niche the game is and how rare the controller is, it's not actually THAT insane
like, honestly i spent about as much as the steel battalion controller costs on my racing wheel and pedals brand new.
ice scream
i cream
do I get ice cream either way?
hell yeah
bottom right is begging for you to put it back in the freezer
You got that catboy pfp
fake
real
nonfiction
based on a true story
that's the engine half life 2 runs on
who wants to watch this with me?
https://letterboxd.com/film/the-fall-of-communism-as-seen-in-gay-pornography/
Every image in The Fall of Communism as Seen in Gay Pornography comes from gay erotic videos produced in Eastern Europe since the introduction of capitalism. The video provides a glimpse of young men responding to the pressures of an unfamiliar world, one in which money, power and sex are now connected.
2nd time today
u linked this
I must have someone respond to it
IP grabber

I don't watch gay porn for fun like other folks I do it for research
"When I made The Fall of Communism…, such material had not yet been studied seriously. Gay porn was considered beneath scholars’ attention, but in its crudeness, I found it more appropriate as an object of historical analysis than masterpieces of film art, with all their insinuating rhetoric and idiosyncrasies of personal expression."
You would understand if you just gave it a historical chance
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Player?? I hardly know her!!!!
no,no.. he's got a point
shit
discord not loading in
nvm the past messages werent like 1 hour ago i was replying to this
Finally someone else who understands
love this
so retarded
very well regarded
RavenShield.
Chad game
Olive garden the game? Badass
@cedar rain
man's boutta spend the night in a 3 meter deep hole with a thin layer of dirt protecting him from the elements
is that a CPR dummy
even worse Necky, if you follow the IP2.alwayswins site you'll get it

does this one count
idk
he's gonna get gropped by a drunken Airforce gay dude. 
…what the fuck are cryptids
they are either folk lore or hoxxes
but they might be real
like skinwalkers crawlers wendigos
bigfoot
these are cryptids
I mean Waffle House employees exist so I guess I do?
folk lore for white people
wendigos are tribe folk lore bro what are you talking about
I know
but it gets appropriated and misrepresented a lot as a spooky cryptid
i think only bigfoot is just claims instead of something connected with witches spirits and demons
oh god blade is being cringe as fuck
train wreck
another motel he's gonna get booted out of

Bigfoot as a concept is quite interesting
Foot fetish mfs when Bigfoot isn’t real

isnt
c r i n g e
Failed Controller experiment specimen
I think I heard about these @naive pike
@stone blade
fellas... is it gay to hold the fleshlight between ur thighs for a homie??
real shit..
u rite..
fact checked by Swedish scientists
As long as the balls don't touch, your good
👍
It will never be gay as long as you have socks on and the balls don't touch
you guys ever seen someone unwittingly release a whole ass Courage The Cowardly Dog-esque curse into the world? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eQLREtMFuBM
‘The box didn't quite meet expectations.’ Well, that’s one way to put it.
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West Point archaeologist Paul Hudson was one of many at the academy...
I'm pretty sure we had 3 articles of someone opening something like that in 2020
one of these days we're gonna find ol' Pandora's funny jewelry box again and some dumb fucker from a museum commitee is gonna open that fucker and release the second wave of evil into the world, and then we're all gonna have to just deal with that shit.
i swear to god that fantasy writers got the inspiration for the trope of dwarves digging too deep from dumb IRL archeologists and explorers
the whole myth is that it let every good thing out which made em evil, except hope
if they open that shit everyones gonna freak
cheese
AYYYY
Literally me
i need this PDA mod
this is very special mod
and also to be able to use it you need to be drunk while playing the game

But you.. you can't... you can't freeze..
so if we freeze alcohol
does it lose its alcohol effects
i think this needs to be tested
because imagine whisky popsicles
Well water freezes at 0, alcohol freezes at -114
So the water freezes first separating all the alcohol out
This is how Jacks are made
Britan
Baja Boink
oott
Here brainfart have this
my brain doesn't work as well noe
Shes 9
why is this channel so shit
you are wrong
Screw on channel 4 players
About a prison officer it’s acc brilliant up to now
Only issue
4 min ads every quarter 
I know her from warzone
why are you in it if you have a fully functional brain

In 2018 I was still somewhat sane
i miss the old 100 dollar bills
idk if these are fake anymore tbh
fucked up how it's entirely believable someone would be dumb enough to do that, isnt it?
for tiktok clout? yeah
people nearly run emselves over to ghost ride cars on tiktok
i think getting fired is a step down
hii
hello fellow laezel enjoyer
aight shit i gotta run the test. taps mic this thing on?
you should block me before it's too late
No
SHOUT OUT TO MY NO.1 BALDURS GATE 3 GIRLIE
The last one is real
real and true
looks like skyrim
damn good morning
you look like skyrim
It does look like something out of elder scrolls
see even the g guy agrees with me
you say gm more than the full word
nu i ti idi nahui debil blyad ebani v rot blyad
its 5pm my time rn
Its 9am here
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
which means it would of been 11 at 6 my time
This man is real clueless
aka morning
HE DOESNT KNOW
tell me damn it
samantha is here and nowhere at the same time
exactly
she exists and doesnt
a ghost in the machine
shes real and not real
oh i get it now
daniela is a ethereal being
the secret is revealed at last
except neeko cause timezone ratio
@eager igloo hi myshinka @weak jackal hi samantha @river zealot fk u eduard
I joined here as literally daniela, my actual name is samantha and have had other various names
Such as
Lae'zel no.1 fan
🍋
🌽
🪴
alo blyat ivan
mhm
Alo my favourite bulgarian

i can fix her
nah bro she can ME
brother are you still high on monster
yes bro she can you
how are you not dead
the only moment when he is not high on monstor is when he wakes up
I think your body IS caffeine at this point
at this point half monster sales is ivan's
IDI NAHUY BLYAT SUKA
maybe the real monsters were the scary people in the castle we met along the way
maybe the real monster is Ivan's blood
maybe the real scary monsters were the nice sprites we met along the way
IDI PEY MONSTOR BUSHMAN
woah woah bad word
woahhhhh
watch your language
I'm looking up what pidor means
OH NO
me too
its over
its over
we dont talk about that
show us the fridge
its not used for its direct translation mostly
google translate didn't even understand it
so I just kinda looked it up
yeah I know
not a problem for me
madi is russian he knows the word very well
madi was russian
is pindosi like gweilo
look what he turned into
now I'm the clueless one
what does was mean
wtf is gweilo
this is no laughing matter

how much god damn lore did I miss
he's trying to say madi is gay
oh
its a bit cryptic
cryptid
it's not hard to tell what he means judging le pfp
and hopefully I dont get smitted for starting this conversation
there was a conversation?
yes no bad rusky word
Warned memeg7837 for: we do not tolerate slurs
Warning: 1

speaking of which
yeah you did warn him
chinese word for foreigners
yeah im now romanian
uh yes very ironic
specifically white ones
blame Iedy
no no
so u steal cars
thats not that bad
don't bring our culture down
you're saying it as if its a bad thing
that's an understatement
how dare you
our culture is already rock bottom with the stealing stereotype
you stole the damn floor
you're past rock bottom
then make romania famous and go for #1
bro I'm just a guy tf you want me to do about it
tell that to el presidente
I use N-wah like the dunmer in morrowind
the "soft nword" in certain cases also isn't a problem for me but we have #📄rules
no I'm not
ye ofc
hard r is how you call black man in my country
its not considered racist
I'm slavic too i know what the word means thats why I warned him
some people call gypsies here "Мангал" which in bulgarian basically means a bbq
I think you can figure out for yourself why we picked that word to call them that
Leave it to bulgaria to use cooking equipment as racist remarks
🇧🇬 💪
you should try the "no monster november" challange
at least you will get some sleep
i do get sleep what
how do you work it
coal in the tray and meat in the cylinder
?
cylinder looks likes its for something else
coals under
you poke the meat through a metal spike and place it on the cutouts
yes
what is the round thing for
pouring the coal in?
i've only ever seen the flat trays
ivan check this cat out
i love how europeans, especially eastern europeans are so open about hating gypsies
i was talking to this ukrainian guy before 2020 and all and he started sperging about how he gets attacked by them everyday and they steal his shit
there is a joke about gypsies stealing unexploded ordinance, bringing it to their camp for metal and shit and it explodes
idk if i can find it

hi
gm delight
it's so fucking over
Fresh exiles
YOU BASTARD
YOU USED MY CREATION
wait so im just like this

forever
Yep
@weary kindle
aw ):
Welcome to the gulag of the server
well at least Wombat got his shit wrecked too
Gulag? Don’t you mean mental asylum
i feel a little better cause of that
Shut up engineer
heyyy ;)

Hi Vlad Hi Hydro
@ you lmao


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