🎪bruh-fart

[open turret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861359907156000798/1147183787906715678/1610131979722231810.mp4

[pastel quartz]

I am behaving, could u take me out?

im shitting my pants please dont weld my balls

[robust cove]

look at my message

[mint mist]

i only help the people i want to help

[pastel quartz]

i know its a rocket you silly bugger

[robust cove]

british, banned

[narrow lotus]

fine, if u fuck up , you will be here for days next time

[river robin]

Have some footage of one of my dogs

[narrow lotus]

i will be watching you

[pastel quartz]

oi oim jusht takin the piss ye?

[pastel quartz]

Ty i appreciate it

[robust cove]

if you pay me 5 dollar I will unfart you

[mint mist]

wo, a rat dog that deoesnt act liek a rat, wicked
he sounds big

[pastel quartz]

Bye losers

[robust cove]

will be back in 5 seconds

[mint mist]

i can pay you five dolar

[river robin]

Yeah he’s got a deep voice for a small dog. I love him.

[pastel quartz]

german shepards, clearly.

[narrow lotus]

he will find his own way back i reckon

[robust cove]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

Was a joke

[river robin]

He’s supposed to be a pure bred yorkee, but…. We really doubt that.

[mint mist]

hecc no

he looks far more different than a yorkee

[pastel quartz]

why get two small dogs when you could just get a far superior big dog

[mint mist]

his head is so weird

[robust cove]

waiting for Josta to sparta kick him back down here within 5 minutes

[mint mist]

that big dog is gonna feel alone
and most likely be sad unless takne care of

[river robin]

They live longer

[pastel quartz]

like im not shitting on them theyre cute as fuck but it just seems impractical

[river robin]

oh my god

[mint mist]

if people live in europe, they dont need dogs for protection, thats the last reason they get a dog for

[open turret]

https://i.redd.it/l63uw8vnalkb1.jpg

[pastel quartz]

peer reviewed study?

where

[mint mist]

dude please

talk dumber

i cant understand shit

[open turret]

https://i.redd.it/stbgl1dselkb1.jpg

[pastel quartz]

science blah blah blah

[mint mist]

no, just from my experience, and from logic, asumme ur a dog
do you prefer to be an alone dog, with caretakers only giving you food and water, and barely caring after you?
or do you rpefer to be a duo dog, both getting food and water and having each other for fun

[pastel quartz]

neither of us are fucking dogs i dont see your point

you cant draw an analogy if you dont know what its like being a dog

[mint mist]

its fucking depressing, imagine being left in a backyard with shitty food and shitty water and being alone all the time

[pastel quartz]

the human experience and canine experience are likely completely incomparable

[mint mist]

dogs arent that stupid, its like leaving a toddler alone

[pastel quartz]

who said the foot and water had to be shitty

[mint mist]

sure, food and water is okay, the backyard has toys, ti has a lot of spac,e its beautiful

no matter how big the backyard is, how many toys the dude has, withotu a companion he'll just get bored with time

[livid pond]

ok now kiss

[open turret]

https://i.redd.it/u0xhez4hc0cb1.png

yes

[pastel quartz]

glasgow kiss

we ballin

[mint mist]

wanna kiss?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[mint mist]

where ru

[robust cove]

okay liberal

[pastel quartz]

this u?

[open turret]

https://i.redd.it/hvvtuhskxijb1.jpg

hes eepy

[pastel quartz]

in your house

you wont hear footsteps

im not on the floor

[mint mist]

why wont u come in my room then??

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-vince-mc-mahon-entrance-entry-strut-gif-4685176

Is this a meme? @narrow lotus

[mint mist]

id' hear u if you'd be in my walls, there are rats there

you would probably scream

[pastel quartz]

who said anything about walls

[mint mist]

then where are u

[robust cove]

in the ass

both

[tranquil basalt]

that’s claimed by falco only he can use it

[pastel quartz]

right behind you

[pastel quartz]

FOH

[robust cove]

Who?

[mint mist]

theres a wall behind me

[pastel quartz]

youre lying down arent you?

[robust cove]

[tranquil basalt]

Oh right, fluno

[mint mist]

no.. if id be lying down the thing behind me would be my bed

[pastel quartz]

nah but i finna be in a minute

[pastel quartz]

He never used that

[open turret]

and they can hear u

[mint mist]

e-

[robust cove]

nice

[mint mist]

flushed

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-relaxing-gif-7810612

He used this @tranquil basalt

[robust cove]

😳

[tranquil basalt]

He uses all wwe wrestling guy gifs idk his name

[mint mist]

he did

[mint mist]

hiiiiii

[pastel quartz]

I been using him wtf. he cant claim

[tranquil basalt]

Find another gif

[robust cove]

sick dance moves

[pastel quartz]

But is it a meme?

[mint mist]

this

or get banned
its simple

[pastel quartz]

just get two cats at that point

[mint mist]

hiiii

im going to bed, goodnight

[tranquil basalt]

[river robin]

He’s trying to get the other one to chase him

[pastel quartz]

cats do that constantly

[robust cove]

gouda night cheese nation

[mint mist]

weeeeee

he jumpyyyyyyyy

wow that other dog is fuckign useless, he deosnt even let him have fun

what a disgrace
respectfully.

[open turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1055287347165548585/1147667193090285639/Tumblr_l_100695400857524.jpg

[mint mist]

wow :c wont even say goodnigt backv

[pastel quartz]

yea fuck off mate

[river robin]

The other one, his name is macho. He is the worst dog on the planet. He is horrible.
I would die for him.

[mint mist]

i think i asked only brian

youre not brian

[pastel quartz]

away and jump ye manky bastard

[open turret]

same gn maja

[pastel quartz]

get tae fuck

[pastel quartz]

Well im telling u

[mint mist]

goodnight guyss, i love all of u

;3

[pastel quartz]

well, we aint done once you go to bed, thats where the fun starts-

[mint mist]

SHUT UP
sorry, didnt mean to be mean

[pastel quartz]

on a serious note though gn

[pastel quartz]

[mint mist]

thanks, made me smile tho

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089072323899957278/1128779607353606234/0FEEF43D-415E-4E3B-B10B-67413A0B1A86_1.gif

[pastel quartz]

she has been stolen

by i

the rizzinator

[robust cove]

I'm just grilling man, what is this soap opera shit

[heavy halo]

Hello chat

Again

i bought chocolate for my cramps

i dont know what it was supposed to do

[pastel quartz]

return to your pit of filth hellspawn

[heavy halo]

But it was yummy

Something to do with the stuff the chocolate

I bought milk white and dark and ate them all

white was yummiest

[river robin]

Meowmachine

[pastel quartz]

the pills would ease the payne

[heavy halo]

well i already took some painkillers for the pain and it worked a little

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-gn-good-night-good-night-chat-chat-gif-23599771

[pastel quartz]

omg no way max payne speedrun irl???????

[river robin]

[pastel quartz]

[heavy halo]

i mean yeah

[pastel quartz]

okay

time to binge play some anomaly

love yall

[robust cove]

sausieg always, chuck steak if it's a proper grill

[robust cove]

not actually grillin rn will probably next week since I have two weeks off

[heavy halo]

I kinda wanna buy more chocolate just to eat chocolate

lel

[robust cove]

stop eating so much chocolate

chocolate machine

[heavy halo]

but its delicious

[robust cove]

that doesn't mean you should eat a lot

[heavy halo]

Alchohlics would say otherwise

[robust cove]

I would die if I ate more than half a bar

[heavy halo]

actually-?

[robust cove]

so you think it's okay to be an chocoholic?

[heavy halo]

i hate dark chocolate, i only ate it cuz el engineer (?) said it helps with the cramps

[robust cove]

yes I would turn to dust instantly

[heavy halo]

YES!!!!!!!

[robust cove]

chocoholic anonymos in 10 years

[heavy halo]

Dark chocolate is so bitter its gross

[robust cove]

child 🫵

[river robin]

Weakling with poor taste

White chocolate is the worst

[robust cove]

I'm pretty sure it's not even chocolate technically

[river robin]

White chocolate?
Would make sense. It’s ass.

[livid pond]

had to come back from my slumber and tell you your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad

[heavy halo]

white chocolate is okay i guess

[river robin]

Objectively wrong

[heavy halo]

milk is OBVIOUSLY the best chocolate

[river robin]

Agreed

[pastel quartz]

okay now that we've officially confirmed that its okay to come back just to tell someone their opinion is terrible:

[pastel quartz]

FACK YOU

[robust cove]

no fack you

[pastel quartz]

kurwo ty mezczyzna

[heavy halo]

FACK U

WAT U SAY ME MAN

FACK U MAN

FAK U

[river robin]

Nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

yuh uh

[river robin]

NUH UH

[pastel quartz]

YUH UH

[river robin]

NUH UH

[robust cove]

nie przeklinaj w moim Kościele

you are legally not allowed to use that pfp

[pastel quartz]

dobrze tlumaczyc google

[robust cove]

L

[river robin]

Oh no

[robust cove]

good

[river robin]

Poor cat

[robust cove]

he deserved it

[pastel quartz]

FUCKING UBISOFT CONNECT

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758212252515303447/783817873918918676/image0.gif

Eat pringles for dinner

(REAL SUGGESTION!!!11!1!)

[robust cove]

spaghetti carbonara

I meant specifically spaghetti carbonara

but if you can't, then yes

well then get that lol

never tried that tbh

[pastel quartz]

where the fuck do i download gamma

didnt mean to reply

[robust cove]

you have access to #🖥️how-to-install ?

you should

exile

[pastel quartz]

yes

[robust cove]

I dunno, never been exiled, too sexy for it

[pastel quartz]

i just came into the server, saw the install process and thought "nope"

and then i got exiled

stinky

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-gn-good-night-good-night-chat-chat-gif-23599771

[robust cove]

never had it, but it looks pretty good and sounds tasty

[robust cove]

would

[pastel quartz]

thats an "ive got a fucking life" issue

[robust cove]

I have a full time job and it takes like 30 minutes to install, so still skill issue and

the cope coming in right now will be massive

[round cypress]

in the grand scale of modding difficulty it's really not that bad

[robust cove]

nice

[tulip ravine]

Ted

My man

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-19451148

[round cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960914817160450078/1147542283814711357/speed.gif

[robust cove]

it's piss fucking easy, it's a nearly 400 mods with the easiest install ever

[robust cove]

not only cope but also gave up

[tulip ravine]

https://youtu.be/V8hDI7GsGSY?feature=shared

[round cypress]

yeah

[tulip ravine]

Go to 8:27 for the funniest one of these I’ve seen

[round cypress]

i would rate even just manually installing a bunch of mods from nexus on skyrim or something more "difficult"

because neither is hard one just consumes a lot more time

[pastel quartz]

nice bait

[robust cove]

I am a professional masterbaiter

[pastel quartz]

clearly not

[round cypress]

and the possiblity of something conflicting while doing that is higher than 0

[robust cove]

the is immaculate

[pastel quartz]

idk im looking at the install channel and all i see is google doc folders and random download links

[robust cove]

this modpack would simply not be stable if you tried to compact it yourself fr

[round cypress]

i mean i could see difficulty coming in if you have a general difficulty with following written instructions

[robust cove]

read the words dingus

[pastel quartz]

something easier than just downloading shit off of nexus wouldnt require its own seperate fucking launcher

[robust cove]

they are there for a reason

[robust cove]

IT'S 380 FUCKING MODS

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

[pastel quartz]

according to this guy, something easier than just downloading mods off of nexus

[robust cove]

it's as simple as it can be and everyone in this server manage to do it

[pastel quartz]

his words not mine

[round cypress]

yes they are my words and not yours

i think that's fairly evident

[pastel quartz]

oh get fucked

[tulip ravine]

The installation is easy as fuck tho

[robust cove]

it is

[round cypress]

just kidding they're his words too my bad

[pastel quartz]

youre just being a cheeky cunt

[round cypress]

homeboy where in the fuck do you think you is

[tulip ravine]

Spark him out lad

[robust cove]

and you're having a literal skill issue

[round cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/684865613176504368/1094363885450035460/BDA48899-5C1D-47F2-B780-69832E4BA954.gif

[pastel quartz]

to re-iterate, I T R E Q U I R E S I T S O W N F U C K I N G L A UN C H E R

[tulip ravine]

@pastel quartz that guy deffo supports Sunderland ngl

[robust cove]

because it's 380 MODS DO YOU FUCKING READ this isn't you downloading a single fucking gun mod for fallout 4

EXACTLY

[tulip ravine]

You gotta translate to Scottish English

[pastel quartz]

you read but you dont comprehend shit

[tulip ravine]

Come on ingerland sore some fakin goals

[round cypress]

theres a joke somewhere in there

[pastel quartz]

IM NOT YOU FUCKING MORON

[robust cove]

YER WEE FOOKIN CUNT, DO YER FOOKIN READ YOU DAFT BASTARD

[tulip ravine]

That was horrible

I’m not gonna lie

I’m English and even I cringed

[robust cove]

good

[round cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/have-boof-dies-judgement-yakuza-gif-21294389

[pastel quartz]

ken yi shid away and fuckin shove mate

[tulip ravine]

Yer da sells Avon

[pastel quartz]

dinnae craw at me

fuckin poof

[robust cove]

even worse then

[tulip ravine]

Yer da djs in Afghanistan names spin laden

[pastel quartz]

at this point im not even trying to say that install is hard

im trying to say that its not "as easy as downloading something off of nexus"

[robust cove]

so what the fuck are you saying

[robust cove]

would downloading 380 fucking mods be easier from nexus

seriously say that to me with a straight face

[pastel quartz]

launcher
directions
is somehow easier than just downloading and dragging into root folder

[tulip ravine]

Yer da sold his arse to fund his pog collection

[round cypress]

maybe it is a reading issue because i didnt say something as if its a single one but "a bunch of mods"

[tulip ravine]

Okay I’m done now

[round cypress]

you know you often get directions too when doing that right

[pastel quartz]

thank fuck mate

not only was that patronising but you couldnt even get it right

[tulip ravine]

Carry on you cheeky cunt

I’ll wet you

[pastel quartz]

what you and your brummie junkie mates?

[tulip ravine]

I wasn’t even taking the piss out of you ye cretin

[pastel quartz]

and again, that is harder than downloading a mod and dragging into the games root folder

[tulip ravine]

Mate I might be English, I’m not a brummie

That’s just insulting

[pastel quartz]

thats the point you mong

im no here to make pals wi ye

[tulip ravine]

[robust cove]

That just shows your brain funtion, if you say 2 more clicks is harder

[round cypress]

you know mods on nexus have directions you have to follow too sometimes right

[pastel quartz]

by default if there are more steps then it is harder

[pastel quartz]

dont have to, have script hooks doing all the work for me

[robust cove]

For an amoeba

[pastel quartz]

sends
doesnt ignore me
most committed englishman

[round cypress]

i dont know if it is by default because it doesn't factor into the individual complexity of each step

[tulip ravine]

Ay we committed to a lot, granted nothing good ever came of it, this country is a absloute shit show

[pastel quartz]

because of you mainly

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-jacket-gif-24980912

[tulip ravine]

Wanna explain how that one works

[pastel quartz]

its self explanatory

[tulip ravine]

I’ll set Ronnie Pickering on you

Speaking of Ronnie I wondered what happend to the guy

[pastel quartz]

depressed because he got so famous for something so fucking stupid

[tulip ravine]

Damn, granted he was being just a massive bellend

Stadium oddly looked mint when all the lights went out

Find it ironic that the only ones that didn’t go was the sponsor signs

Nah I was on about it other day

It’s being replayed tomorrow

[grizzled meadow]

It's clearly easy when you know what you have to do but calling it hard is a skill issue
Just follow the spoonfed #🖥️how-to-install

[heavy peak]

We literally had people install gamma from memory, and they did just fine

Imagine using brain every once in a while

Yes, but without the brain... It's just fart

[tulip ravine]

This is like when you try to explain programming to someone who’s just learning, more then enough docs available just can’t wrap head around it

[grizzled meadow]

Being able to read would be a start, because again it's true that when you know what to do you go "That's it? It's so easy" but until you don't the whole process looks stupidly long

And it really is a matter of making two folders

[heavy peak]

Matter of making 2 folders, and extracting everything correctly

[tulip ravine]

To be fair some of the docs are that badly layed out even I struggle with it

[heavy peak]

As we have people extract duplicate folders, or extracting shit that creates a folder that messes everything up

[grizzled meadow]

The launcher thing is stupid though, the thing should have the launcher from the start

Not that delete this replace that

[heavy peak]

Which it will

As you've seen it yourself

[grizzled meadow]

I know it will, I'm saying that it should have been like that from the start, less headaches

[robust cove]

NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME REEEEAD!!!

[heavy peak]

Perhaps
But you heard the reason

[tulip ravine]

Anyway, how are all your days goin?

[grizzled meadow]

Forgot already but I guess it was about the service used

[heavy peak]

Nah
Its more in the realm of "do we need to download the whole thing again?"

[pastel quartz]

thank you

fuck

[heavy peak]

Then the fact that the current launcher doesn't even properly function

[pastel quartz]

someone with common sense

[crimson flame]

i feel like gamma docs is for programmers, not for people who never installed anything in a custom way

[grizzled meadow]

I mean who already got the thing... no

Who has to get thing, yes, clearly

I don't see the problem

[heavy peak]

Just Grok things

[tulip ravine]

Docs are docs

Unless you have a base understanding of what the doc is going on about you’ve no chance

[heavy peak]

Its 3:37 am
I can't be bothered to even write up detailed explanation as to why it is how it is

[tulip ravine]

Bruh go to bed

[crimson flame]

most programming libraries are made for people who never touch programming before, but even me, who has small experience on programming, sometimes still struggle

[grizzled meadow]

Unfortunately shit happens, it's not like we like to make things complicated

The whole thing is a work in process, GAMMA isn't even finished and probably will never be, the installer/launcher is one of those things that are constantly checked and worked on

[crimson flame]

this is why this server exists

[heavy peak]

Man lost his faith, like Arthur lost his faith on Dutch

[crimson flame]

being complicated is kinda unavoidable when you try to cram this much mods in such an old game

[pastel quartz]

oh im absolutely not criticizing the devs, i understand they have their own lives and are doing literally all of this for free, im just bitching.

[tulip ravine]

I do it for a living and some of them sure, but for the most they are simple, this class has these functions these are what they do here are the args

[round cypress]

sometimes u just gotta bitch frfr

[pastel quartz]

ong ong

[crimson flame]

nuh uh we still have to skin you alive

[pastel quartz]

ill bitch and moan the whole time you do that too

[heavy halo]

😨

[heavy peak]

Man, i feel like muting him for the night

[heavy halo]

and what?

[pastel quartz]

what

what did i say

w a t

[heavy halo]

My pills

yummy

Catnip

[pastel quartz]

oh

[tulip ravine]

@crimson flame If you really want a head fuck try understanding esoteric languages

[heavy peak]

Das a lie

[crimson flame]

no thanks python is enough for my tiny brain

[heavy peak]

[tulip ravine]

Brainfuck my beloved

[pastel quartz]

the fuck did i do wrong

[robust cove]

You'll moan?

[crimson flame]

look at what im doing im constantly dealing with nested ifs and loops

[heavy halo]

Bai bai

[heavy peak]

We'll figure it out... Eventually

[pastel quartz]

yeah im not talking about life in general

[heavy halo]

might be a while lmao but ty

[pastel quartz]

i mean within the past 10 minutes

[heavy halo]

i have a weighted blanket, works about the same

[round cypress]

mute them all and let the mods sort it out or whatever that quote was

[robust cove]

Weeeeee gouda night cheese nation, I'm off too the big cheese in the sky

[round cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nom-tik-tok-kitty-cat-cat-biting-gif-18162240

[heavy halo]

oh, but im getting new headphones

Cuz my old ones were worn out

[pastel quartz]

im getting 6 feet of rope and a chair because i might as well hang myself at this rate

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420364359743569920/1147685806010540062/2_5215362337808062080.mov

[pastel quartz]

[heavy halo]

Least suicidal brainfart user

[robust cove]

I have to think about new ones too, the material on mine started to flake off

[heavy halo]

yeah thats what happened with mine

They had nice leather covers for the fluffy stuff surrounding the ears

6 months later

Almost all gone

[tulip ravine]

You could just change pos1_fuzzy to pos_fuzzy for them all since they are all the same thing just in different conditions, then after the loop you can split and strip the same variable, stops unnecessary memory usage unless it’s needed later on but otherwise for someone who doesn’t do it for a living your not shabby

[robust cove]

Yeahhh

I'll have to look for some good ones for music production tho

[uncut obsidian]

alo

gm

[heavy halo]

Hiii

Gm mwadi :3

[robust cove]

Gm?

[heavy halo]

Yaa duhh

[pastel quartz]

get munted

[heavy halo]

Gm is whenever we wake up

Thats how i work anyways

Breakfast is the first meal of the day

[heavy peak]

Sorry
But according to the correct time zone, its now 3:50 am

[heavy halo]

or night

[crimson flame]

i kinda want to see the output of those variables so i can check them manually
but yea thats a good idea for some optimization

also its actually for my frends thesis. i got paid to build the program lmao

[heavy halo]

wait who the hell is josta

[robust cove]

I meant did you actually go to sleep at all

[heavy halo]

New mod?

[pastel quartz]

im in that suicidal mood again :3

[crimson flame]

and i get to keep the rights sooo

[heavy halo]

nooo ur too cute for that :3

[tulip ravine]

To make things simpler to read it’s better to stick to one naming convention for variables too, camelCase is recommended, just looks like your using snake case and only lowercase (really should use lowercase for methods)

[pastel quartz]

die

[crimson flame]

why kill yourself when you can kill people

[robust cove]

Accept a compliment challange

[heavy halo]

okay sorry damn

i was being nice

[pastel quartz]

because other people usually dont deserve it

[crimson flame]

yeah i was just winging it lol, will reformat all of it later

[tulip ravine]

Probably a good idea to look up naming conventions for python anyway, gonna say thesis people would spot that shit in a min

[heavy halo]

im teetering between watching a show and going to sleep for the 4th time today

[robust cove]

You can't be nice to someone from brainfart, their social anxiety will make them rip out your jugular in self defence

[tulip ravine]

Wait why’s your friend getting you to write his thesis, does he not know for phd you get a 2 hour questioning

[pastel quartz]

"social anxiety"

mate i just feel like shit all the time XD

[heavy halo]

😨

[crimson flame]

ehh im sure my uni's thesis proctors focuses more on understanding and writing than actual codes

[final cedar]

I suggest supplementing 20µg potassium polonite in between doses

[heavy halo]

Have u ever heard of alchohol

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

yes

[heavy halo]

what does this mean

[crimson flame]

well im more like his coach. so i build the program, teach him the program, and drill him until he fully understood.
might not happen but at least he promised, and paid money upfront

[pastel quartz]

gave me a fucking agonising hangover earlier on

and i dont have any left

because me and my friends drank it all

[final cedar]

gives your catskin a nice health shine

[heavy halo]

Have you ever heard of snorting pai killers

[crimson flame]

bro just drink water

[pastel quartz]

yes

[heavy halo]

hooray ty

[pastel quartz]

ketamine, im getting a half gram tomorrow.

[final cedar]

[heavy halo]

Why not a pound

[pastel quartz]

because that would be 15 thousand pounds

i dont have 15 thousand pounds

and if you make a joke about uk currency i will fucking murder you

[final cedar]

that's a lot of weight

[heavy halo]

Well ur on discord just take some from your body

[final cedar]

how even transport that much ket

[pastel quartz]

(insert hate excerpt from i have no mouth and i must scream here)

[pastel quartz]

what?

[heavy halo]

just rob people for money duhh

[visual stirrup]

[robust cove]

OH HE THICC BOI

[pastel quartz]

memories

what

[heavy halo]

What is that…

it looks like

[visual stirrup]

We're gonna have to use new slurs to bypass the AI bots
I'll be ranting about perty jiggers and needy dews

[heavy halo]

Big cheese

[final cedar]

Nimdok a piece of shit btw. No mercy

[heavy halo]

why chocolate on burrito :(

[pastel quartz]

yeah no still doesnt deserve to be tortured for all eternity

[robust cove]

I mean, mole sauce should be like that

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/WT42.gif

[severe sequoia]

That's why cheese and sour cream exist

[heavy halo]

i got communication muted on valorant

[final cedar]

chocolate is underused in savory dishes

[heavy halo]

For saying kys

Cuz someone took sage

[severe sequoia]

Why were you playing valorant

[heavy halo]

Because i was looking for an e boy why else

[visual stirrup]

An entirely appropriate reaction

[heavy halo]

Who plays valorant for fun

[robust cove]

Ofc you play valorant

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-fat-fat-gigachad-gigachad-fat-chad-fat-gif-25194162

[final cedar]

no fuck him, hell is a concept for a reason

[pastel quartz]

failed in gains

[severe sequoia]

Reminds me that I should post more often in #🥘food

Was unable to post my potato latki before they were devoured 😔

(by me)

[heavy halo]

i ate a food earlier

U guys wanna see

[final cedar]

well you're probably too dense to come up with creative ways to tell people to kill themselves. For example suggest them taking polonium compounds

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-admiral-ackbar-its-a-trap-meme-gif-8125029

[visual stirrup]

I was expecting toilet contents
I'm not sure I was wrong

[pastel quartz]

"haha me use big words smart"

[heavy halo]

no its like a flat taco

Its. Agord

[final cedar]

have sex with your mom

[heavy halo]

A gordito

Idfk

it was good thats all i know

[robust cove]

I could make people leave the game without getting even close to having a penalty

[pastel quartz]

"haha me use rhetorical insult to deflect conversation"

[heavy halo]

Yesss

they yummy

[robust cove]

"Shashumga mmmm"

[final cedar]

use discord quotations dummy

I prefer doing it that way
get with the times old man

[heavy halo]

my friend ditched me to play with their ex

they said we’d play games and literally left for 8 hours

crazy-

[final cedar]

ouch, sorry you got dropped like a wet napkin

[visual stirrup]

I have a personal favorite of mine
Killstreak whores in CoD will kill themselves to reset their streaks after I shoot down their gunships and stuff
I like to follow up "You should do try in real life. I bet It'd improve your personality."

[final cedar]

he def a simping bozo tho

[heavy halo]

Its fine i guess i expected it

no like they were both on val together

we even agreed we would play together yesterday

[pastel quartz]

as apposed to getting with your mom, which im already doing?

[heavy halo]

They changed their name to match mine

like why do that

And the crazy thing is

They said they loved me

What a joke

Go play with ur ex more cunt

[pastel quartz]

why the fuck do you care about e-drama

its pixels on your screen

[crimson flame]

what the fuck

[heavy halo]

Whats wrong with it?

It doesnt look good?

[final cedar]

it does

[pastel quartz]

no

it looks shite

[final cedar]

I'm kebab pilled tho

[crimson flame]

looks like someone stepped on it

[heavy halo]

I finally clicked and im consistently hitting headshots

only reason why

Was i was pocketing the dipshit who ditched me and had to only use ghost to afford to buy him vandal every round

so i got kinda good at hittsi 1-2 taps

[final cedar]

tortilla seems a bit pale tho

[heavy halo]

i almost aced my first game on today on the first round but teammate stole a kill

fr, i had it too

i had full hp and they were both low

[heavy halo]

Unsainted is good

[heavy halo]

The lyrics are kinda confusing

Wtf does ill never kill myself to save my soul mean

Its like its trying to have a meaning

[robust cove]

I gave up on valorant before it turned me into a eboy, now I just smoke meth instead

[heavy halo]

share

[final cedar]

chimichanga is such a funny word

idk why

[robust cove]

True

[final cedar]

what is it even

[heavy halo]

It sounds like a type of dance move

[final cedar]

shit, sounds delicious

[heavy halo]

Biria tacos are good too

[native jungle]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/02/0d697b411db34f7a.mp4

[slender rock]

🤔

[heavy halo]

Hi blurr

[slender rock]

e

[robust cove]

Nyo, my methe

[heavy halo]

oh so like a week ago right i went to a birthday party

and for some reason

My uncles decide to create a crime against humanity

By making a two pound burger

[final cedar]

then they got the ship stuck in the suez canal

[heavy halo]

I took that shit home to eat but when i went to dig in it was disgusting

It was all mushy

[final cedar]

don't eat poop

[heavy halo]

like it was cooked but had the texture of uncooked burger meat

Yeah i love smash burgers

i eat alot but i have a fast metabolism so im not like obese

[robust cove]

Wtf is that sounds american

[final cedar]

don't tell me it's actually like a burger you press flat or something before you eat it

[robust cove]

Smash bunger

[heavy halo]

It ks

is

so what you do

Is u put it on ur blackstone or whatever tou use tocook

[robust cove]

Smosh gurger

[heavy halo]

And you press it down

(Smash it)

and let it cook

[final cedar]

ooh

yeah that makes sense

[heavy halo]

Yeah but u smash it ok the pan

U dont lre smash it

[final cedar]

that's how I sear steak I think

[robust cove]

No, you smash the burger

[native jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/beefboys-doplex-burger-burger-ennui-punch-gif-24950944

[final cedar]

cast iron pan + one of those old style irons without the teflon coating

[zealous remnant]

wtf is an e boy?

[heavy halo]

😨

[robust cove]

Electric boy

[final cedar]

it's what's left when you take away his gam

[heavy halo]

e boy is a e girl

But male

And if ur braindead and that doesnt help

E girls are kinda just me but more sane

except they crave male attention

[final cedar]

I thought you're a dude?

[heavy halo]

wh-?

[final cedar]

nvmd

[heavy halo]

Yeah, no, im a girl but anyways

[final cedar]

that was the other cat person

[robust cove]

I am polish my good sir, all we get is kfc

[heavy halo]

it’s literally just a girl who like changes their personality to better fit what boys like online and try to stand out to them

so imagine that but male

[final cedar]

I want to try KFC at some point

[heavy halo]

i once had a dude send me his abs when we first met

[final cedar]

heard they got boneless chicken wings you can just eat all at once

[heavy halo]

Never blocked someone so fast

[weak token]

bro burger king is the shit

[heavy halo]

burger king is so mid

wendys is better

[robust cove]

I'm retarded, but I don't call myself an eboy

Ebay*

[heavy halo]

Well thats just being retarded

[final cedar]

now how does that work, you met the guy and he sent you his abs via text or smth?

[oblique spire]

PAVLOOOOOO

[heavy halo]

so i met him on destiny ages ago

[uncut obsidian]

[heavy halo]

and we started duoing together and doing missions n stuff

and after a while he says im gonna go to the gym and idk what lead to what

[robust cove]

Gutentag meine freunde

[final cedar]

yeah I lost interest already

[heavy halo]

but i vividly remember him saying

LOL

[oblique spire]

Mm, Ja Pavlo

[uncut obsidian]

meowmachine literally posted a selfie the other day

[oblique spire]

Mm, Ja Ted

Guys

[robust cove]

[heavy halo]

not as cute as mwadi unfortunately

[oblique spire]

German knock knock joke

Knock knoxk

[robust cove]

Shut up you nerd

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy halo

[heavy halo]

no you

[robust cove]

@uncut obsidian

[heavy halo]

Cutie patootie

literally

Everybody knows ur the cutest mwadi

[uncut obsidian]

nah she looks majestic

[oblique spire]

They didn't answer the door

[final cedar]

which I obv. didn't see nor care about

[robust cove]

Damn big word

[heavy halo]

i think the only people id be comfortable ever sending a full face pic too would be mwadi and falco honestly

[final cedar]

people who post selfies on discord get blocked by me pretty much instantly

[heavy halo]

theres a reason why when people tried to doxx me three times they couldnt find anything

[oblique spire]

Hey Pablo

[robust cove]

I don't want to see you people as real

[oblique spire]

Uh

[final cedar]

just post your address, why do you care?

[oblique spire]

German knock knock joke fr fr

[heavy halo]

uhh

[oblique spire]

Knock knock

[robust cove]

Who's there

[heavy halo]

okay if its bestowed by falco fine

Dms

[oblique spire]

WEVIL ASK ZE QUESTIONS NOW

[heavy halo]

Oh okay

lmao

[final cedar]

was it timestamped btw?

[robust cove]

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

i mean falco is like my guardian angel so if he gave u a special role he must trust u

[robust cove]

On that note I'm going to bed

[oblique spire]

Based

[final cedar]

many a thing she might be but a lady it ain't. That I'm sure

[oblique spire]

Anyways now I will sit in a bush

[heavy halo]

your name fits you metro

[robust cove]

Isn't that where you live

[heavy halo]

Whts GTL?

[oblique spire]

true

[heavy halo]

oh

[robust cove]

A creed

[final cedar]

you said yourself you stinky, what do you call a stinky lady? Tramp?

[heavy halo]

😨

[robust cove]

Dog girl

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/t2Io.gif

[heavy halo]

Literally my val naame

Puppy girl

[heavy halo]

Moments before disaster

[final cedar]

Literally what I imagine you look like

[heavy halo]

LOL RUDE

[robust cove]

I know like 5 girls that have a name like that on val

[oblique spire]

FUCK

I can't sit in a bush Pablo

[final cedar]

YOU SAID STINKY

[oblique spire]

I have shitline quests :(

[final cedar]

[heavy halo]

THE SHOWERS ALMOST DONE

LEV ME ALONEEE

[zealous remnant]

I didn't say a damn thing about it

[robust cove]

Unfortunate

[oblique spire]

Very.

[heavy halo]

sure but ur not falco so ill delete after a minute or two

[final cedar]

what's a dog girl

https://tenor.com/bI6AS.gif

[slender rock]

wtf is this chat

[oblique spire]

Even though I have quests, I will still sit in a bush with Aviators that tell everyone exactly where I am because they glow so fucking bright

[robust cove]

Smelly woman that gives dogs peanytbutter in unorthodox ways

[zealous remnant]

anyways, @heavy halo are you a conglomeration of v-tubers? so far I've seen you go by a cat, a bunny, and now a dog

[slender rock]

vomits

[oblique spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036815489776758838/1117161854347788298/RDT_20230610_1142111329734205080458561.gif

[zealous remnant]

something something white women and dogs

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/X4E7.gif

[uncut obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[heavy halo]

I hope you dont mean what i think you mean

[robust cove]

Tf you spraying me for you amoeba

[robust cove]

I fully mean what you think I mean

[uncut obsidian]

post

[heavy halo]

😨

ive seen mwadi cute little thighs, id do anything for tbem

[robust cove]

Nice

[heavy halo]

id send my own if they wanted

[uncut obsidian]

Post in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

(real)

[final cedar]

I wish your shower was ready so you could take one with your toaster

[robust cove]

Madirex change name to Madirizz

[sly lark]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-indian-fire-sponge-bobby-portis-gif-22467542

[heavy halo]

Damn..

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy halo no way you're saying im cuter while you're lookin like that

[heavy halo]

YOU ARE

[uncut obsidian]

she was always in brainfart

it's her home

[robust cove]

Always has been

[heavy halo]

yeah, voluntary exile given from yours truly, falco

[final cedar]

stop. sexualizing. underage folk.

[heavy halo]

MWADI YOU’RE UNDERAGE?

[robust cove]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

I'm 17

[heavy halo]

😨

[zealous remnant]

hallo, FBI?

[oblique spire]

@robust cove and @winged phoenix Look at these fat fucking gains

[heavy halo]

WHENS YOUR BIRTHDAY

[oblique spire]

My PMC is getting ripped fr

[uncut obsidian]

november 18

[robust cove]

You've been saying all that about a child actually

[heavy halo]

oh okay you turn 18 soon its okay kinda

You gave me a fucking heart attack

[slender rock]

Jesus christ

[robust cove]

[slender rock]

Banned

[heavy halo]

i thought you were underage underage

[oblique spire]

He's gotta be ripped so he can hold up these snipers while sitting in a bush

[heavy halo]

Well i mean im 18

[uncut obsidian]

Me when one day before my birthday I'm considered a child but the day after I'm a fully grown adult

[heavy halo]

Its like

[slender rock]

yes

[oblique spire]

[heavy halo]

not even a full year gap

[final cedar]

committing federal crimes for fun

[slender rock]

MEOW FEDERAL CRIMES DON"T GIVE A SHIT

HANDS UP

[heavy halo]

IM SORRY

FORGIVE ME

🙌

[oblique spire]

Petition to ban meow from the server

[heavy halo]

I WONT DO IT AGAIN

[slender rock]

you're going to prison

[final cedar]

anyone rember what the FBI tipsite was?

[heavy halo]

WAIT PLEASE I HAVE BAKING SWEETS AND TREATS

[robust cove]

Online culture now, with people also thinking that someone who is 18 is still a child

[heavy halo]

A LIFE

[slender rock]

Yeah but she's not old enough to drink so that's still questionable

[heavy halo]

well i mean i still drink

Or did untill a year or two again

[final cedar]

another one

[slender rock]

another crime

[heavy halo]

no…

listen it was that or kill myself

[robust cove]

[final cedar]

tho that might be state dependent?

[oblique spire]

Oh also @winged phoenix I have 1 question of trivia for you, wanna take a guess what the most important part of my kit is?

[slender rock]

idk build a mecha figure

fuck

[heavy halo]

for the first 3 weeks out of the mental hospital suicide was my headspace 24/6

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

Is there not one decent person in your life meow

[heavy halo]

fridays are cool

[slender rock]

wtf

[heavy halo]

On friday is when i helped cook

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/661170299403894814.webp

[oblique spire]

Exactly.

[final cedar]

what game?

[heavy halo]

But eventually i came clean to papa after like a year of being a literal alcoholic and he hid them and said i had to stop

i did

and im clean now

[final cedar]

Or worse; a total attention whore

[heavy halo]

i wont

[oblique spire]

Escape From Tarkov, I fucking hate it

but I love it at the same exact time

[heavy halo]

yeah…

[final cedar]

since when you can pump iron in tarkov

[heavy halo]

Funny story though, nobody believes me

[oblique spire]

It's just like War Thunder in that sense of love/hate

[heavy halo]

When i left the mental hospital

[oblique spire]

They added the gym last wipe

[heavy halo]

They fed me so god damn good in there

[final cedar]

sweet

[oblique spire]

It costs ALOT

[heavy halo]

i gained 15 pounds

9 days

[slender rock]

I mean the grippy socks are lit

[heavy halo]

I gained 15 pounds

[oblique spire]

But it's worth it to see your PMC doing weights while there's pictures of half naked women in the back of the gym

[heavy halo]

LOL, i guess yeah

[slender rock]

but not worth going again tho

[zealous remnant]

mental hospital
good food
yeah, i can see why no one believes

[heavy halo]

This was during the super bowl season too

So one day we watched it and had wings and pizza

pretty fun time in there ngl

[final cedar]

they do pump you full of drugs don't they? I rember my last acid trip and the melon I ate was the best thing I've ever eaten in my life

[heavy halo]

due to my extreme suicidal/homicidal nature at the time alot of the kid liked me cuz some kid tried to fuck with me and i told her id hang her by her own intenstines

so, thats cool

[slender rock]

depends

if you're out of control and in psychosis then they will

[final cedar]

which we can assume happened to meow

[slender rock]

but if your being stable and not unsually manic you're fine

[heavy halo]

uhm the only time they used drugs

[uncut obsidian]

imagine drinking age being 21

[heavy halo]

was to sedaye you

sedate

[uncut obsidian]

skill issue

[crimson flame]

this entire topic is

[uncut obsidian]

seduce??

[heavy halo]

SEDATE LOL

[final cedar]

drinking at 14 gang

[slender rock]

shut up eurochad, the states are still figuring out politics

[crimson flame]

i mean its great that you actually seek help and stuff

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

you goddamn centuries of culture and shit

[heavy halo]

Alr wel lets end the topic on a good note

when i was first put in there

[slender rock]

we got... nothing

[crimson flame]

[uncut obsidian]

smoking at 8 gang
(not me but seeing 8yos smoking in my area isn't that rare)

[heavy halo]

They put me in a waiting room

it had a small tv and that was it

[slender rock]

so far behind man

[final cedar]

philly cheese steak

[uncut obsidian]

A waiting room with tv

[slender rock]

I mean

[uncut obsidian]

And tv makes me crazy

[slender rock]

yeah i guess?

[heavy halo]

A cute boy came in and sat across from me, it was silent for 30 minutes and they called him in to evaluate him and be came out and i asked how it was and we hit it off

[uncut obsidian]

Crazy?

[slender rock]

and twinkies that never spoil?

[final cedar]

I never had one of those

[uncut obsidian]

I was crazy once
They put me in a room
A waiting room
A waiting room with a tv
And tv makes me crazy

[heavy halo]

We sat next to eachother and got flirty and almost kissed at a point, he was really cheesey

[slender rock]

really?

twinkies

[heavy halo]

But a staff member came in and said we had to stop or it would go on our record

[final cedar]

I guess there will always be a possibility to get one since they never spoil

[slender rock]

and twinkles

[uncut obsidian]

how old were you

[heavy halo]

About 16

[uncut obsidian]

[final cedar]

ban

[heavy halo]

he was also 16

[slender rock]

...take a twinky cut the tip, stick some M & Ms inside

[heavy halo]

we exchanged discords but forget his do we never saw eachother again

[slender rock]

Dabeeius

[heavy halo]

all i know was he saved my life to an extent

gave me a reason to go on in the hospital

but yeah, now that we had a good ending

[slender rock]

oh churros slap

[heavy halo]

Churros are fucking delicious

i love red velvet cake

[final cedar]

think that one is still alive?

[slender rock]

I found some churro coffee creamer

fucking SLAPS

[final cedar]

[heavy halo]

honestly… no… his dad was kicking him out and he had no where to go, at such a young age…? If he didnt off himself he most likely succumbed to the streets, at the time it was winter and snow was everywhere

it was cold, in the negetives

[oblique spire]

[final cedar]

great. the happy ending we all deserve

[heavy halo]

yeah… real happy

He may not be here

But he saved me

thats why ill always remember him

[final cedar]

Feels like creative writing class today.

[heavy halo]

haha yeah

[oblique spire]

[slender rock]

[heavy halo]

man i love red velvet cake, i used to go to this vr diner and they had red velvet cake

I became a regular there so much they’d always give me my caffe d’orzo and red velvet cake

Without me asking

But then my ex kinda yelled at me for spending too much time there and i dropped it

so, fun

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf4GBKmU8Ww

[heavy halo]

that one simpsons episode

[final cedar]

what like your letters looked like figures?

[stone shoal]

Help

I am writing vimeo scrip

[heavy halo]

U okay?

oh

[stone shoal]

I dunt know how make doc u men ta ree

[heavy halo]

😭

doc u men ta ree

[pastel quartz]

i did that with an art project once in the third grade

[final cedar]

first you spend 5 hours downloading and configuring LaTex

[stone shoal]

I've decided halfway though my more serious discussion about consumerist mentality that I'm just going to phrase it as a nature documentary where the Whales and Fanboys are the soyjacks and I am the chad.

[pastel quartz]

well i say art project when it was actually just computing

[final cedar]

hwat

[pastel quartz]

and i decided to make a mushroom cloud out of the word boom

[heavy halo]

BOOM

[pastel quartz]

dont start

[stone shoal]

And now I'm confused about which direction to go for because nature documentary = funny but lacks any of the nuanced discussion about what I was actually trying to fucking say because I'm too busy deciding to depict my enemies as the soyjack

[pastel quartz]

depict them as something original then?

[stone shoal]

Nooo, they're cavemen, they HAVE to be depicted as cavemen because... They do!

[pastel quartz]

interesting how your video about consumerist mentality is subject to internet trends like soyjacks

[final cedar]

@heavy halo this you?

[pastel quartz]

bit ironic wouldnt you say

[stone shoal]

I went from
"It's no secret that video-games in the modern era have fallen in quality compared to older titles. similar to other forms of entertainment, video games have found themselves running adrift with various streamlined practices that have resulted in the death of creativity in favor of profits for the companies responsible for development and publishing."

To
"Those that purchase products that they know are, to put it simply; shit, will enter into a mental trance, performing a ritualistic dance of denial commonly referred to by onlookers as "Buyers Remorse." In this transient state of mind, the Fanboy will make statements to nobody in particular, about the quality of the game, remarking such details as "It just came out!", and, "The game is fun, and that's all that matters!"."

[heavy halo]

im mobile cant see it

[final cedar]

@winged phoenix can you confirm?

[stone shoal]

I myself am a complete moron with no intellectual thinking skills attempting to obtain said skills by just giving it a go. Clearly not working too well

[final cedar]

god damnit, I meant the look

[pastel quartz]

im here for it, i decided to start youtubing on the side for no reason

[final cedar]

I thought at least one of you got a PC client

[pastel quartz]

its a fun hobby

[oblique spire]

@winged phoenix American man

Thoughts on the UMP-45

[heavy halo]

Fine ill get on pc

[final cedar]

bruh, why?

[pastel quartz]

original wasnt the point he was trying to make

[oblique spire]

Thoughts on the Jeremy Renner vibe checker?

(FN Five-seven)

[pastel quartz]

why are you telling me to shut

i was just answering your question

kys

[heavy halo]

fuck no

[stone shoal]

Yeah... Idk. Starfield really brought some shit out of me and it made me see some of the poisonous mentality people take on games that they themselves should be saying are trash, but because of buyers remorse and mindless consumerism, they don't actually care about changing their attitude or seeing the damage it actually does.

It's basically my entire inspiriation for making this thing.

[final cedar]

that's sounds nice

[uncut obsidian]

207.230.68.54

[pastel quartz]

or maybe they have priorities other than a mild obsession with the games industry

[stone shoal]

We're talking the kind of mentality that decides "Mods will fix it!" is better than just getting a product that works from the get-go. In reality the casuals are actually annoyed, and the obsessed are the 'fanboys', so to speak.

[oblique spire]

[pastel quartz]

im just wondering why youre making a video on it when so many other people have done the same thing

its kind of just a nothing point to make, everyones aware that the triple A industry is a broken shithole full of mindless fans

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048920232581939251/1147702628151734322/v0f044gc0000cj1ftl3c77u3u6qs29ug.mov

[final cedar]

Who's in Atlanta?

[empty pulsar]

This is a certified Fallout 76 moment

[stone shoal]

That's a good point. I guess that's also why I'm gravitating towards the "basic shiftflinging" stuff instead, this might actually just be dumb

[pastel quartz]

fuck im not telling you to give up on it

keep trying, by all means