🎪bruh-fart

[spiral raven]

shitass

[tribal rain]

this is so retarded

[heavy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/itve6-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248975

[solar obsidian]

[ornate tulip]

[solar obsidian]

post the lyrics, Kirbo

[spiral raven]

[ornate tulip]

[heavy halo]

Wrong one 3:

[spiral raven]

shut up

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @spiral raven

[heavy halo]

Bozo

[spiral raven]

no you shut up

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @spiral raven

[spiral raven]

no you shut up

[ornate tulip]

oh hey, he shut up

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @ornate tulip

[spiral raven]

no you shut up

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @spiral raven

[spiral raven]

no you shut up

[native jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473706892057772054/1128374897677172756/1684428220693.mp4

[solar obsidian]

hey @split canyon

shut up

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @solar obsidian

[solar obsidian]

no you shut up

thats what i thought

go cry

[somber warren]

stop being mean to falcobot

its not his fault he is italian

[fading shuttle]

falcoclanker bad

imagine being programmed to be italian

[somber warren]

he said the c word!

with hard R!

Mods ban thisguy

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clanker-cis-clone-wars-gif-17707472457925788358

[solar obsidian]

you are right

[somber warren]

of course i am, i am always right

[solar obsidian]

im sorry, @split canyon

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1128369290526076988/IMG_5052.png

[solar obsidian]

handshake

[ruby minnow]

doing gods work with 0 kills

[urban ocean]

Imagine still playing siege in 2023

How badly did they fuck up the game?

Haven't played since late 2020

When they were busy listening to coconut brah, bikinibodhi and a bunch of retarded esports limp dicks

Last I played was shortly after they added the butch lesbian Irish lass who's "qualification" was growing up on a farm with two brothers.

Peak Ubisoft character background

[ruby minnow]

wasn't thorne added in 2022

[urban ocean]

Was she?

I haven't played siege in ages

[ruby minnow]

but other then that the last update was really really bad

[urban ocean]

Felt like more than 2 years ago

[ruby minnow]

like thorne getting a 1.5 which makes her already strong gun better

[native jungle]

https://imgur.com/gallery/bpQWrka

[ruby minnow]

the main reason she isn't played is because her gadget sucks and cannot kill anybody effectively

[urban ocean]

I have another 1000 hours on an alt account

Played the shit out of siege between 17 and 20

Then it kept getting worse and worse and worse

Last good season was when they added maestro and alibi

[last nebula]

@fading shuttle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IosZnkM7-YU&ab_channel=Slanderous

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[urban ocean]

People still play this?

[fading shuttle]

thats only on steam doe

[urban ocean]

I dropped it shortly after centurion

[ruby minnow]

i guess only reaction you give to games you don't play is people still play this?

[urban ocean]

Centurion was great till they nerfed him into the ground

[ruby minnow]

yeah people play games

[shrewd obsidian]

Never played it, what's the beef about?

[ruby minnow]

nearly every game created by any developer is played by people

[urban ocean]

They keep fucking up good characters

[ruby minnow]

especially multiplayer games

[shrewd obsidian]

Ah, same old.

[urban ocean]

Ubi has a unique talent to make their games worse over time

Release a banger. Then make it shitty

[ruby minnow]

yeah but they are played by a lot of people still

[urban ocean]

A lot of very retarded people

[shrewd obsidian]

World of tanks cough

[ruby minnow]

war thunder sucks ass

but a lot of people are playing it

[haughty elbow]

Release shit, make it shittier

[fading shuttle]

division 2

[haughty elbow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710035896522768406/1111988057697173604/pablostyle.gif

[last nebula]

soon no longer

[somber warren]

for honor was fun

for like an hour or two

[fading shuttle]

for honor has been out for 6 years

[somber warren]

but not a game to main for sure

[fading shuttle]

only way its dying is if ubi pulls the plug on the servers

[last nebula]

they will

[fading shuttle]

because there is no replacement for it

[fading shuttle]

if they havent killed the division 2 they wont kill for honor mate

[somber warren]

i liked the finisher animations for the ai enemy minion dudes

[ruby minnow]

for honor and r6 is played by at least a community

[last nebula]

cope fh fanboy graaahhh

[ruby minnow]

but does people still play overwatch 2?

[fading shuttle]

not even a fanboy

[somber warren]

lmao overwatch 2

[fading shuttle]

i hate that game and wish there was a replacement

but there isnt

[fading shuttle]

also wtf is that "graaahhh" are you maja

only maja types shit like that

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[somber warren]

maja alt

[fading shuttle]

another one

[somber warren]

quick write that in the lore

[fading shuttle]

noone uses the lore document anymore

[mint mist]

hello.

[somber warren]

true

kinda sad

[last nebula]

imagine if i actually deceive them

[lunar brook]

i never saw maja and swolzer in the same room together

[mint mist]

omggg swolzer hiiiiiii

[fading shuttle]

85% of the people in it are gone/ arent active brainfart users anymore

[lunar brook]

nope, not seeing it

[mint mist]

wdym, he was here a lot

[somber warren]

true

golden days are over

[last nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/176298940092645376/981903707065176074/cuck.gif

[somber warren]

and will never come back

almost 8gb for a meme game

oof

[last nebula]

because you cant see

...

[lunar brook]

[somber warren]

western gamedev was here

[fading shuttle]

how can you tell?

[somber warren]

8gb meme game

[lunar brook]

surely cucold funny porn game dev knows how to optimise this shit

and not make a png weigh 3 planets

[somber warren]

i mean there can't be so much content

if the 8gb is actually content

damn good for him

[lunar brook]

if its random 4k 3d models mashed together with 0 optimisation it can be

[somber warren]

i hate unoptimized games

no one optimizes anymore

[lunar brook]

Just buy better hardware 4head

consume

[somber warren]

no i am poor

[lunar brook]

console goodman

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[ruby minnow]

wait y'all know the games that are just made so that streamers will play them?

like internet cafe simulator

those games are just made so a popular streamer will play it

nothing else

[lunar brook]

(he is about to joke who cuckold sim is made for)

(keep quiet here it comes)

[mint mist]

huh

who is it made for

[ruby minnow]

i was actually not going to do that

[lunar brook]

weak

[mint mist]

are u talking about x or who

[ruby minnow]

he's talking about sneako

[mint mist]

oh

[lunar brook]

Snecko reference is obligatory here

As people of humor and brainfart we must obey the law

1. One shallst recycle

[ruby minnow]

i should base my whole personality on fight club

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[somber warren]

funny that you say it, i know a guy who did that
well lets just say he really like literally went clinically insane

[ruby minnow]

i would make a joke but it would be spoilers

[somber warren]

use spoiler function

[ruby minnow]

||being insane is basing your whole personality on fight club||

i could have made the joke better but this is what came out

[urban ocean]

The worst part about Division is the world/lore/gunplay/movement is all kino. But literally all of the design decisions were made by drunk morons.

[fading shuttle]

yes

[ruby minnow]

we le make shitty game but make it shitter oui baguette

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[urban ocean]

I was in the most recent heartland closed beta

[fading shuttle]

i saw that whrexxy was in, he streamed for me

[urban ocean]

They literally said "let's take DMZ/Tarkov and make it worse"

[fading shuttle]

game crashed his pc after an hour

[urban ocean]

I had no crashes. But I did find the "All Genders" bathroom

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859134060277530626/1128394989521600592/IMG_1841.png

[urban ocean]

It's hilarious tbh

We've had "all gender" bathrooms for ages. They were just labeled unisex

I can remember as far back as being a 5 year old in the 80s

[fading shuttle]

boomer

[crimson flame]

tf is kino

[heavy halo]

a cat

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/953555395643842580/1128202296401068193/lv_0_20221105092021.mp4

[heavy halo]

Falco is so awesome

Do u guys agree

[high meteor]

yes

[heavy halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993983186726047939/1057047121288757349/549C4DAD-E5D9-4F15-A8EE-4D5A1E2C5E9A.gif

Good.

[fading shuttle]

no

[heavy halo]

EXPLODE

[dense pollen]

Well I feel depressed

[heavy halo]

Same

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1128400575537610974/IMG_4160.MP4

[dense pollen]

okay and my reason is because I live in Sweden right now and haven’t you heard the news?

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-bickle-cinema-gif-26343808

Just another term for excellent

[fading shuttle]

its such a shame sweden died from ligma

[solar obsidian]

yes

[dense pollen]

yeah eh it’s not funny bro

[urban ocean]

That's because they let women run the country

[dense pollen]

I feel fucking betrayed

[urban ocean]

Remember feminist snow plowing?

[ruby minnow]

what's Sweden

[dense pollen]

by my own country

and fucking turkey

[dense pollen]

Can I go political here?

[ruby minnow]

no

[dense pollen]

FUCK

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[urban ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[cedar lion]

political

[crimson flame]

what the fuck

[dense pollen]

basically the Turks where doing something right and then they decided to fuck everything up

thank you turkey

[fading shuttle]

mods he is speaking about current political events

[crimson flame]

ok but what the fuck did they actually do

[dense pollen]

Plz don’t ban me lol

[fading shuttle]

twist his dick

[crimson flame]

what is gender equal snow ploughing

[midnight cloud]

They ploughed the snow

[urban ocean]

They tried to have snow plows handle non majority communities first

Women most affected

Basically they took something that worked, bitched that it didn't work for the right people and broke it

So everyone suffered

[midnight cloud]

Women are getting their snow plowed...the swedish has fallen...millions must be ploughed...

[dense pollen]

Anyways for me it isn’t that

it’s starts with N and ends with O

it’s a four letter word and I hate it

[ruby minnow]

alright we all understand you don't want Sweden in NATO

[dense pollen]

yeah thanks

[midnight cloud]

Drink your corn syrup

[somber warren]

eat ze bugs

[ruby minnow]

corn syrup forever

[dense pollen]

what am I doing with my life crying in fucking brain fart for fuck sakes

welp I hit rock bottom

[somber warren]

billions must join nato

[midnight cloud]

You should plough some snow

[cedar lion]

billions must be gay

[dense pollen]

yeah I have no snow in Göteborg

[urban ocean]

Nato must plough millions of bugz into ze podz

[heavy halo]

Helol syno

[heavy halo]

:33

[ruby minnow]

hiiii :3 :3

[dense pollen]

wtf is going on with this world at least here things make more sense

[cedar lion]

real

[heavy halo]

Why r u so awesomes? :3

[ruby minnow]

idk :3

[dense pollen]

hahaha

thanks man that lifted my spirit up for a little bit

[somber warren]

eyo wtf

[midnight cloud]

I cannot bear the truth

[somber warren]

with a fucking BEAR

common man

[ruby minnow]

common man?/

what?

[urban ocean]

You can be a shape-shifting druid and fuck vampires as a bear

[dense pollen]

Lol

[urban ocean]

Unironically

[midnight cloud]

The horror is unbearable

[dense pollen]

Thanks lads your making me real happy now

[haughty elbow]

Go wild

[somber warren]

its getting a little ridiculous

[dense pollen]

Yeah and get banned no thanks

[ruby minnow]

bestiality in modern media

[urban ocean]

You could always join nato

[ruby minnow]

the industrial revolution and its consuqences

[dense pollen]

And be a puppet no thank you

[haughty elbow]

Your loss

[urban ocean]

Be a wef cuck. It's all the rage now

[dense pollen]

idk how it’s my loss bro getting banned

[midnight cloud]

Fine i guess we wont share our himar action figures with you then

[dense pollen]

Nein Nein Nein

[somber warren]

stop butchering my beautiful language

[dense pollen]

I’ll rather be neutral then a soulless puppet thank you

[midnight cloud]

Youll eat ze bugs sooner or later...

[dense pollen]

I’m sorry dear sir NEJ FÖR IN I JÄVLANS HELVETE

[ruby minnow]

your language has shitty jokes

[somber warren]

fita

[dense pollen]

Jag är en man duma idiot

[haughty elbow]

Sir I don’t speak Spanish

[somber warren]

no they are great

[haughty elbow]

Please speak American

[fading shuttle]

swedens just boring

[somber warren]

you just can't understand them

[urban ocean]

The thing I want to post I can't

It'll be 100% bannable

[dense pollen]

Ive been misstanken for germans but Spanish takes the cake

[urban ocean]

Because it will upset the dutch

[midnight cloud]

Cmon theyve got great bridges, even had a famous event there

[somber warren]

nono good sir, you are indeed the duma idiot

[dense pollen]

Is it your secret big P fetish?

[ruby minnow]

we should all sing sea shanties and sail in the open sea

[dense pollen]

No no no no you sir are the verkliga idioten

[urban ocean]

No, it's the new world order diagram

[dense pollen]

Does it include the German empire?

[haughty elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/980126364353048637/1128142657072410644/Commonwealth_Minutemen_Vs_East_Coast_BOS.mp4

[toxic sundial]

Imagine doing this to prank the fng going on post. He hears something rustling in the perimeter so he clicks the frontal claymore as precaution and instantly ignites the hottest forest fire a person can make

[somber warren]

and you are a verficktes Stück Schweine Nutten Fotzen Scheiße, respectfully

[solar obsidian]

what did turks do?

[haughty elbow]

Exist

[solar obsidian]

they are in my country, im gonna fuck them up

[dense pollen]

I’m sorry I don’t speak amerikanska

[urban ocean]

Indonesia

[somber warren]

i'm just gonna say armenian

[somber warren]

you dirty mf

[somber warren]

you take that back

calling me american

[cedar lion]

replace the minutemen with the scavs from nuka world

[somber warren]

after everything i have done for you

[dense pollen]

Well they said Hey lets not not let Sweden join the fucking N A O

with a t

[somber warren]

how much betrayl can a guy take?

[solar obsidian]

gays

[dense pollen]

I have

[solar obsidian]

@ruby minnow tell erdrogan to stop being a pussy

[fading shuttle]

anyway you actually cried because sweden is gonna join nato?

[cedar lion]

so true

[fading shuttle]

thats kinda pathetic

[somber warren]

true

[urban ocean]

Because Erdogan gave his blessing

[somber warren]

kinda cringe bro ngl

[dense pollen]

i see it as idiotic

[dense pollen]

I can go on but this isn’t the right chat for it

[somber warren]

nah i think your a fucking pussy

that might be it

[dense pollen]

no I can go in dms and explain it to you

[midnight cloud]

You seriously gonna decline a life supply of delicious corn syrup? Seriously?

[somber warren]

i don't care

[urban ocean]

Be me and toe the line

[crimson flame]

natoe

[dense pollen]

then you got to defend me and not get me banned all right

[crimson flame]

how many toes

[midnight cloud]

Away with you vile toe beggar

[dense pollen]

Idk how I am a pussy I don’t want to get banned

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1128365177826459819/twitter_1678475405081337856__1689077462186_twitter_1678475405081337856_Download_Video.mp4

[fading shuttle]

mfs will be like "but my countries free and independent spirit"

[urban ocean]

This server after mohg posting

[somber warren]

Real

[grizzled meadow]

Mohgposting
Mohgposting

[haughty elbow]

Anyways, back to why Dwarves are better than Elves

[dense pollen]

Where we talking about that?

[somber warren]

its a just a fact

[somber warren]

elves suck

all my homies hate elves

[midnight cloud]

There is no reason theyre just inherently better fucking knife ears

[urban ocean]

They yeeted themselves into another plane of existence using a tuning fork. Elves are still trying to integrate with imperials

[dense pollen]

you serious elves are ok

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/bardin-vermintide-dwarf-warhammer-gif-23354885

[urban ocean]

Pelenor whitestrake did nothing wrong

[somber warren]

of course you little pussy are an elve lover

shame this man

shame

[haughty elbow]

Elves are the worst

[somber warren]

shame

shame

[fading shuttle]

course the swedoid likes elves

[haughty elbow]

Leaf lover!

[fading shuttle]

humans best

rest suck

[dense pollen]

I think the dwarfes are fine to ok

[midnight cloud]

Elves are a bunch of narcisstic tree hugging, twink lookin, posh suckin, knob fuckin, stickmen

[midnight cloud]

Kill all elves

[high meteor]

kick elves into a field goal

[somber warren]

by the grace of allah, destroy all elves

[dense pollen]

kill all j e cks

[fading shuttle]

hate dwarves, hate elves, love me fellow man

[cedar lion]

destroy elves

[haughty elbow]

Elves deserve to be eradicated

[dense pollen]

destroy this fucking chat

[haughty elbow]

Men are just weaker dwarves

[urban ocean]

Roundhouse kick an elf

[fading shuttle]

ok midget

[dense pollen]

if a feminist came here she would flip out seeing this chat

and it would be the funniest shit you ever see in a long time

[somber warren]

why

[midnight cloud]

"Everyones siding with the dwarves! Better make myself look unique and like the worst race to live as in EVERY fantasy setting"

[somber warren]

we got loads of gay ppl in here

[dense pollen]

Because everyone would mock her

[somber warren]

that has to count for something

[fading shuttle]

no i just hate short people

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-gif-21824862

[somber warren]

who was the dude that was smaller then biden in here?

[dense pollen]

Obama?

[somber warren]

nah a user in here

he is like a few cm shorter then biden

[dense pollen]

George h w bush

[somber warren]

thats a huge L

[midnight cloud]

God i hate vapes

[somber warren]

vapes are ass

cringe ass shit

smoke real cigarettes

[haughty elbow]

Yeah bro just smoke

[dense pollen]

and I hate tik tok

[haughty elbow]

Support your local ash tray manufacturer

[somber warren]

get 90 different kinds of cancer like a real man

[midnight cloud]

Littering my neighbourhood with that mango passion twink flavored plastic

[dense pollen]

the most cringe shit you ever see is tik tok its fucking cancer

[somber warren]

i hate e scooters

worst thing ever

[midnight cloud]

I hate my wife

[dense pollen]

I’ll rather smoke weed than use tik tok

[somber warren]

haha wife bad

[haughty elbow]

Divorce

[dense pollen]

What did 444 guys sleep with her?

[somber warren]

id rather fuck a blender then use tik tok

[midnight cloud]

Too late she "slipped" the stairs

[haughty elbow]

Nice

[dense pollen]

I rather fuck a robot that can be impregnated than use tik tok

[midnight cloud]

How clumsy

[dense pollen]

this is the sign of a dumb bitch dear children

[dense pollen]

liking woman = your autistic

[haughty elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/manhunt-manhunt1-james-earl-cash-rockstar-north-manhunt-game-gif-21688502

[urban ocean]

The flipside is that dominant men prefer autistic women

[somber warren]

you missed the point

[midnight cloud]

Jimmy what the hell my t.v

[dense pollen]

what’s there any point?

[haughty elbow]

No more

[somber warren]

yes

[pastel quartz]

🙎🏾‍♂️+🙍🏻‍♂️=🫃🏾=👨‍👨‍👦

[dense pollen]

then please tell me

[midnight cloud]

You fucker how am i gonna catch up on the latest season of family guy youtube shorts?

[haughty elbow]

You will heal

In time

[dense pollen]

puking great you want me to puke motherfucker?

[midnight cloud]

The hell you talkin bout boah?

[somber warren]

listen up, if you are to stupid to read a fuckin meme maybe cry a little more little pussy boy. i'm not wasting my energy on explaining obvious things to retards. That is @placid sail job

[dense pollen]

What?

[somber warren]

go cry some more

[midnight cloud]

Your insecurity is showing

[dense pollen]

What?

[lusty sonnet]

[dense pollen]

what did I do?

[ruby minnow]

🍿

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[dense pollen]

I’ll give you 1 nickel for that cat

[lusty sonnet]

honestly can't stay for popcorn, need sleep

[placid sail]

every single beer brand you like sucks

[midnight cloud]

Is this true...?

[somber warren]

ok what beer brands do i like

name 3

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-dipsy-teletubby-running-running-late-gif-16009851

[midnight cloud]

Hes escaping

[dense pollen]

It’s called erica

[somber warren]

he can't keep gettin away with it!

[lusty sonnet]

don't let one of them be pilsner

[somber warren]

99% of pilsner is ass

[dense pollen]

I think there is a German name with pe… -nis

[crimson flame]

corona

[somber warren]

meh

its ok

[midnight cloud]

Heineken?

[somber warren]

ass

[crimson flame]

guiness

[dense pollen]

monster?

[midnight cloud]

Orchard thieves?

[lusty sonnet]

heineken is swamp beer

[somber warren]

its ok if you like dark beer

[somber warren]

stfu

[split canyon]

no you stfu||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @somber warren

[crimson flame]

ayo i do

[somber warren]

me too

dark beer is good

[dense pollen]

Mariestads?

[crimson flame]

i like dark beer but i hate black coffee. weird

[somber warren]

same lmao

[crimson flame]

bru

[midnight cloud]

Man baby guinness is something else

I adore that stuff

[somber warren]

i need some cow juice in my coffee

[midnight cloud]

Its not a beer but still

[crimson flame]

tiddy juice

[somber warren]

baby guinnes?

whats that

[lusty sonnet]

Duvel?

[midnight cloud]

Its the most delectable treat if shots you can receive

Its sweet, and has a slight coffee taste

[somber warren]

ohhhh its a shot

[midnight cloud]

Yeah my man

Not too strong too so you ca chug it down plenty of times

[somber warren]

sounds good

[last nebula]

@grizzled meadow ichiban thoughts

[crimson flame]

i have coffe liqueur

[midnight cloud]

Baileys?

[crimson flame]

tastes like smoky whiskey for half the price

[somber warren]

Baileys Salted Caramel is giga based

good af

[midnight cloud]

Baileys with ice cream maaaan

[silk needle]

That bread has no reason to be that bad.

[dense pollen]

Well it’s two honkers soo what do you expect?

[midnight cloud]

I wanna go to my local pub now

[grizzled meadow]

I'll play Judgment in like 20 years

[dense pollen]

I want to go to my local Irish embassy and drink some pints with the lads

[silk needle]

I'm 24 yet haven't touched a lick of alcohol so I'm curious.

[dense pollen]

Are you a Muslim?

[midnight cloud]

Its a nice buzz

[last nebula]

im not sure what this is but it goes hard

[somber warren]

What country are you from

[silk needle]

I'm from the states

[dense pollen]

What the fuck kind of editing is this shit?

[last nebula]

ICHIBAN EDITS 💯

[somber warren]

ok so you can't get your hands on good beer

[dense pollen]

Well he can go kiss MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS

[crimson flame]

just dont drink bcs ur sad. it wont wash away your sadness, only makes it worse

[silk needle]

I'm just a tad straight laced and don't use stimulants or depressants.

[spiral raven]

cog

[midnight cloud]

Its even better with friends

[silk needle]

Not muslim

[somber warren]

Drink a beer or two, that will be enough

[dense pollen]

It’s to pure don’t drink beer

he’s to pure

[somber warren]

don't go to liquor or stuff like that

[crimson flame]

i like tasting alcohol. a lot of alcohol i dislike. so far i only like white wine and black beer

[midnight cloud]

Man i hate wine

No offense

[crimson flame]

yeah thisone aswell. that shit knocks me out in 1 glass

[somber warren]

i don't like wine either

[midnight cloud]

But i cant get behind it, something about the tatse

[dense pollen]

I like having these civilized and fashionable conversation in our local brainfart

[silk needle]

Wines are more about smell I'm pretty certain.

[midnight cloud]

Dunno about that

[crimson flame]

red wine kinda trash. white wine is the best so far

[somber warren]

well taste too and some wines pair good with some foods

[dense pollen]

isn’t wine like vodka it dosent have taste?

[somber warren]

no

[dense pollen]

it all taste the same?

[lusty sonnet]

[somber warren]

no

[last nebula]

hey guys im underage and never drank alcohol cuz parents ask nicely but i assume getting drunk in drg is 1:1 recreation of real life

[dense pollen]

you sure?

[crimson flame]

what are you talking about wine is alcohol with the most taste

[modest shoal]

yes rock and stone brother

[lusty sonnet]

torres is going to have an aneurysm tonight

can feel it

[dense pollen]

Go blindly and test 2 different bottles and try guessing which on is which you wouldn’t guess

[midnight cloud]

Absinthe is the best wine

[dense pollen]

the right one

[somber warren]

never underestimate how dangerous alcohol is. You can literally kill yourself with a half bottle of vodka

[dense pollen]

Does it taste like choclate?

If not gtfo

[midnight cloud]

Sure

[somber warren]

is absinthe even wine?

[silk needle]

Idk I was just asking because I was given a gift of something called "uno Malbec"

[midnight cloud]

Shhhh...

[somber warren]

i thought absinthe is a spirit

[last nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/406463574266085387.webp?size=64

[midnight cloud]

Shut up man...youre ruining it

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @midnight cloud

[midnight cloud]

Ill fuckin cook you

[crimson flame]

not really, ppl have diffwrent reactions to being drunk. there are some people who can talk for hours, people who get agressive, and then theres me, who gets sleepy and goes to sleep

[dense pollen]

no you shut up falcobot

[split canyon]

no you shut up||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @dense pollen

[dense pollen]

fuck you

[crimson flame]

what the fuck

[ruby minnow]

unrestricted internet access has been a disaster for my life

[last nebula]

falcobot is folding yall

[somber warren]

its like a 15 bucks bottle of red wine

[dense pollen]

I’ve had that my entire life

[midnight cloud]

Trust me bro its the best "wine"

[spiral raven]

gta or real life

[somber warren]

try a glass if you don't like it give it to your parents or something like that

[dense pollen]

now Coca Cola is much better than wine

[last nebula]

literally average day in masovia

[silk needle]

Fair enough.

[solar obsidian]

gta

[spiral raven]

correct its gta

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

do it with food not just pure

[dense pollen]

Because you can fuck prostitutes without getting arrested?

[midnight cloud]

Jameson is quite nice especially with ginger ale

[solar obsidian]

you can do that in real life, wdym?

[somber warren]

i guess, i don't know jack shit about wine

[dense pollen]

Wait I thought that was illegal

[solar obsidian]

[rancid iris]

no

[last nebula]

delight spotted NOT PLAYING stalker anomaly 😨

[lusty sonnet]

it's a red wine that goes well with meat

[dense pollen]

Is that a alternative Bruce cambell but he is ugly?

[solar obsidian]

[midnight cloud]

Theres a whole craze with cheeses and wine

[lusty sonnet]

i don't drink but i buy shit to bring for dinners

[somber warren]

like steak or more like a roast kinda thing

[solar obsidian]

i dont know who these people are but this emoji is literally me rn

[lusty sonnet]

steak or pork

[somber warren]

could work yeah

[solar obsidian]

#🥘food

[dense pollen]

Dumbass

[silk needle]

I mean it's half and half.

[solar obsidian]

[lusty sonnet]

usually to complement the sause with the meat

[last nebula]

its cristiano ronaldo

[silk needle]

It's more the concept of the combination.

[lusty sonnet]

the Fleischsoße

[dense pollen]

would you rather pick a smart sexy bimbo or a rich bimbo?

[mint mist]

yes

[somber warren]

man i love red wine reduction sauces

so fucking good

[dense pollen]

like a really rich bimbo

[lusty sonnet]

they can really lift up a plate tbh

[silk needle]

What about dumb as bricks, but handy and well off?

[mint mist]

cant smart exy bimbo become ricH?

[plucky void]

needs some cabbage to actually make a nuke

[somber warren]

shit bro you can soß my fleisch anytime

[spiral raven]

i think im brainfart exiled forever

[dense pollen]

Hmm by hard work that isn’t only fans or the adult entertainment industry or by being with a sugar daddy then yes

[dreamy flax]

:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

meat sauce

[solar obsidian]

[spiral raven]

seat mauce

[silk needle]

Wheeze

[dense pollen]

But you have to marry her at that point

[spiral raven]

r

[mint mist]

she's smart tho- if shes smart she can make money normally

[lusty sonnet]

i'd rather not but thanks for the offer, i'd have to bring a special beer then

[last nebula]

hey post a meme

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-flag-weezer-flag-blue-album-weezer-blue-album-gif-23365867

[plucky void]

If she's smart, she doesn't NEED to make money normally

[dense pollen]

with the rich bimbo you could access the money already

[midnight cloud]

I love my country, weezer

[somber warren]

what kind of beer

[plucky void]

If you're smart you're gonna make money the easiest, laziest, in the lowest effort possible

[mint mist]

no, because then the only reason i got with the bimbo in people's eyes would be the money

[dense pollen]

Do you expect that from a bimbo I think we’re talking about the average brain cell and not that really smart

[mint mist]

you yourself said ,, smart sexy or rich

[silk needle]

Or enough while not wasting it so in the end you end up rich.

[dense pollen]

I think I said sexy bimbo

[mint mist]

no

[lusty sonnet]

probs a La Chouffe, those are easy to come by for me and my friends love it. it's a blonde beer

[plucky void]

you said sexy smart bimbo or a rich bimbo

[mint mist]

mr spanish postal dude — Today at 9:59 PM
would you rather pick a smart sexy bimbo or a rich bimbo?

[spiral raven]

i dont like being yoda after episode 3

[dense pollen]

Oh wait I’m a dumb ass

[midnight cloud]

Its a trick question maja you gotta rip from the tik tok corn syrup matrix and destroy the nato overlords

[silk needle]

Sexy get me a "sugar mommy" (that term makes me keel over)

[mint mist]

i dont want a bimbo anyways
no, not chad, im gay

[lusty sonnet]

or Orval, that's a darker one, i'll yoink those from work

[dense pollen]

So basically going postal?

[midnight cloud]

Yes, postal

[spiral raven]

bruh posted nsfw

[somber warren]

i just read a rewiew about that, sounds good

[midnight cloud]

Think theres a song about this one...

[lusty sonnet]

rewiew

[dense pollen]

Anyways well it would take much more years to take for the smart sexy bimbo to be rich

[spiral raven]

shlub

clark

sharkl club

[silk needle]

How does one get brain fart exiled?

[spiral raven]

you get silly

[midnight cloud]

Just get silly

[spiral raven]

i got silly

[dense pollen]

You say the secret words 3 times backwards

[spiral raven]

i dont like being silly

[somber warren]

nu uh

[last nebula]

post silly amounts of silliness in general

[silk needle]

A little too silly?

[midnight cloud]

Ive been there myself, i was ostracized for being too silly

[dense pollen]

murdoc is god is the secret words

[somber warren]

yes

[spiral raven]

you mean saying "sdrow terces" 3 times?

[silk needle]

I see

[solar obsidian]

freedom anomaly lore in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[dense pollen]

Oh yeah that also

[mint mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1128414180895113339/1128416523837518054/truck_brutally_crashes_into_pole360P.mp4

[midnight cloud]

Ah fuck you

[mint mist]

u get silly in everything that isnt brainfart

[silk needle]

Ah

I see

[spiral raven]

can i be unsilly

[dense pollen]

COME ON MAN!!! Give us the conclusion

[mint mist]

ur not allowed to be antinormal in anywhere that isnt brainfart

[last nebula]

rare maja braincells moment

[dense pollen]

I want to know

[mint mist]

like, go political in #╓☢stalker-chat

[somber warren]

NO

[dense pollen]

Wait I can do that?

[mint mist]

no

[spiral raven]

i fr read dead cells 💀

[silk needle]

So what if you get too silly for brain fart?

[dense pollen]

Fuck you hans

[last nebula]

political about in game factions

[spiral raven]

noting

[mint mist]

then u get banned

[ruby minnow]

:3

[silk needle]

Fair enough

[mint mist]

or ur on the black list

[midnight cloud]

Literally talk about your plans bombing the pentagon without including the word minecraft at the end of it

[mint mist]

like me

[dense pollen]

lol

[mint mist]

what

[silk needle]

So about that heat death of the universe?

[mint mist]

what

[dense pollen]

I’m going to murder some sheep oh yeah in “Minecraft” wink wink wink

[silk needle]

August 12th, 2036.

[dense pollen]

Oh you mean your mother?

[midnight cloud]

It aint gonna happen, loudward is insane now eat ze bugs

[mint mist]

are u asking if im on the blacklist becausse of the heat death?

[silk needle]

I mean maybe?

[somber warren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY

[haughty elbow]

2 nickels

[spiral raven]

is there a way to know how many days i am brainfart exiled

[mint mist]

no, i was degenerate and i was saying a lot of || OwO;33 omgg!! daddy hiiiii Owo U!!Mm ||and stuff like that
thats why people no likey me

[dense pollen]

No I think it’s because you are hiding as a girl when in reality you where killed in a driving accident by ken the doll from Barbie

[silk needle]

Go sleep now

[spiral raven]

like how many brainfart days left

i hope its not forever

[silk needle]

Ae86 is really hot ngl

And I love me a supra.

[midnight cloud]

Woah easy there bucko this isnt nsfw channel

[last nebula]

but youre not at work

[dense pollen]

I would like to go on a date with those girls wink wink

[silk needle]

Skyline r-34s

[mint mist]

i miss the old brainfart

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[mint mist]

who are all of these people sadeg

[spiral raven]

me rn

[dense pollen]

gtfooh

[silk needle]

Idk they should unsadge

[silk needle]

Ok that's a vibe

[mint mist]

omg syno hiiii

[spiral raven]

4 plushies

whats the meme

[silk needle]

3 plushies and a hide plushie

[mint mist]

nothing, theyre cute

u want them

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-challenge-cat-fall-off-table-taking-a-tumble-cheese-on-head-gif-14154057

[mint mist]

omg hiiiiii

[dense pollen]

SIMON GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BEARS AT ONCE!

[spiral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907051014182547536/1064911990251864074/caption-4-2-1.gif

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[spiral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503045718102114309/994526051499786321/cat_in_pot_verysad.gif?width=351&height=468

[spiral raven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

https://tenor.com/view/rage-cat-despite-all-my-rage-get-real-gif-20016880

[spiral raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114279571488002208/1124705495102537758/image0-2.gif

[spiral raven]

lol

average overwach player

[silk needle]

It's high noon

[last nebula]

erm its 22:13

[spiral raven]

erm its 23:13

[last nebula]

👆

[spiral raven]

👆

[ruby minnow]

its 23:13

[silk needle]

Give it 7 minutes and it'll be "high" noon where I live .

16:20-> 4:20

[ruby minnow]

the world is flat there is nothing such as time zones

[spiral raven]

omg minercaft

flat world

[somber warren]

its 22:14

[silk needle]

There would still be timezones on a flat earth...

[spiral raven]

its 23:14

[somber warren]

no

[ruby minnow]

not in my flat world

[spiral raven]

no

[somber warren]

your timezone is wrong

[spiral raven]

your timezone is wrong

[severe flicker]

its 21:24

[spiral raven]

no way

[severe flicker]

now 25

[spiral raven]

21:245

[severe flicker]

all your timezones are wrong]

[spiral raven]

no you

[severe flicker]

+0 gmt

GMT

the time

[somber warren]

no

[fading shuttle]

23:15

[silk needle]

-5

[spiral raven]

ti durak ti gde zhivyosh

[silk needle]

Moment

[somber warren]

it is 22:15

[severe flicker]

21:15

[somber warren]

you are all delusinal

its a psyop

wake up

wake up

[spiral raven]

wake up

[ruby minnow]

the world is a psyop

we don't even live on it

[somber warren]

its 22:15

[spiral raven]

wake up

[somber warren]

wake up

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-twitter-pov-point-of-view-joke-gif-21354517

[spiral raven]

twitturd

why spend time on twitter if spend time to work to money to rich

[mint mist]

is there like a tutorial to hearts of iron that isnt terrible?

[silk needle]

No

[spiral raven]

i woke up

[ruby minnow]

do you really want to become autistic tho?

[spiral raven]

IN A NEW BUGATTI

[somber warren]

did you accept the one and only true timezone

[spiral raven]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

[mint mist]

im already autistic

[solar obsidian]

☝️🤓 achtuhahually its 23:17

[somber warren]

WRONG

[spiral raven]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

[somber warren]

22:15

[solar obsidian]

[somber warren]

wake up

[ruby minnow]

actually its -23:17

[somber warren]

wake up

[solar obsidian]

WRONG

[last nebula]

its 22:18

[mint mist]

ur right

[solar obsidian]

haha yay

[ruby minnow]

y'all are delusional

[spiral raven]

actually its nuclear war in 17 minutes

[last nebula]

saying someone is right doesnt actually mean this are correct

think about it

[silk needle]

All of the good tutorials were made by individuals who still believe in ideations of the funny mustache man.

[somber warren]

you mf need jesus and his messenger the holy gmt +2

[ruby minnow]

its gmt+3

[somber warren]

no

[ruby minnow]

that's the right way

[somber warren]

i will start a holy timezone war

[spiral raven]

its time to eat cock with mario

[last nebula]

i dont know gmt just use poland time

[spiral raven]

(cock means like male chicken)

[solar obsidian]

grandpa @somber warren living in the past. let it go

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/s10choacacbb1.png

[somber warren]

timezone jihad

[last nebula]

is the cat trolling?

[silk needle]

It is finally "high" noon in gmt-5

[spiral raven]

gmt - goober meth time

[somber warren]

so you smoke weed but don't drink?

fair tbh

[silk needle]

Nope

[spiral raven]

holy shit

[mint mist]

can i have tutorial then

[spiral raven]

my chair

[silk needle]

I don't, but it's a funny joke

[spiral raven]

its like

i dont have it anymore

rest in piss

chair

2019-2023

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-gif-18996323

[silk needle]

I don't touch stimulants or depressants given the risk of developing schizophrenia in those on the spectrum. I was just making a poor joke.

[last nebula]

gmt = gay mating time......... 💞 😘

bye

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/AO3_Status/status/1678800112401764353 @somber warren they fixed it and i just woke up

AO3 Status (@AO3_Status)

We're back! However, we may need to do some work to optimize our shiny new Cloudflare setup -- we'll keep you updated on any issues or downtime.

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[somber warren]

oh normally dudes say that and then go smoke, no worries dude

[solar obsidian]

goodbye 👋

[spiral raven]

what is ao3

[somber warren]

FUCK

[weak jackal]

love being an optimist, i'm always right

i can read my stories again yaaaaay

[spiral raven]

WHAT IS AO3

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-disappointed-food-review-meme-gif-16003613

[weak jackal]

fanfiction website

stands for "archive of our own"

or ao3 for short

[spiral raven]

ASS ASS INS OCREED 3?

[last nebula]

i think i lied

[solar obsidian]

[last nebula]

is this political

[solar obsidian]

no

[spiral raven]

i dont understand

[last nebula]

greece out there with astra militarum

[last nebula]

(nato edi))

[spiral raven]

da fuck

[somber warren]

nato propaganda

[last nebula]

racists 🤝 mongolians

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/adalfarus-okbb-okbt-okbu-okbcp-gif-24157242

[somber warren]

for the love of god give this kind man a water please

[spiral raven]

no

[last nebula]

hear me out poland is in there so its also polish propaganda

[spiral raven]

burger king sucks

kfc beter

[somber warren]

kfc is cringe

[spiral raven]

but shrek's pizza

[last nebula]

burger king and kfc kinda suck?

[weak jackal]

hungry jacks is bomb

[last nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/shreks-pizza-shrek-jojo-shrek-gif-20168068

[spiral raven]

btw there is shreks pizza near my house

[somber warren]

do they serve VB?

[weak jackal]

no they're a fastfood place

Its aussie burger king

but they aren't allowed to call it burger king

[somber warren]

thats not a reason

[weak jackal]

they lost a court case against a tiny little place in the middle of nowhere called burger king

[somber warren]

i used to order a beer at mcdonalds

[spiral raven]

im not lying btw i live in russia and we have that shit

[weak jackal]

so they had to change the name for aus only

[silk needle]

KFC makes the healthiest person turn into a McDonald's ice cream machine.

[somber warren]

kfc? no i don't like fired rat or fried towel

[spiral raven]

i forgot that they are called not sherk's pizza, they just have pizza

[weak jackal]

kfc is great, i'd say its pretty equal to red rooster

[spiral raven]

what the fuck is red rooster

[weak jackal]

aussie chicken fast food place

[spiral raven]

ausstralium holy shit

how much keays

keys*

[mint mist]

hiiiiiiiiiiii

[weak jackal]

hi

[spiral raven]

lmao

[weak jackal]

good logo tho

[spiral raven]

why did i lughed

at

"hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" and "hi"

like

[weak jackal]

see its 2 RS and its a chicken face

[spiral raven]

bruh

[weak jackal]

i add the lemon emoji for extra pizzaz

[spiral raven]

they misspelled astralium

but how much keys

i can give 213 keys and 35 ref

[last nebula]

important question

is pizza a fast food

[weak jackal]

yeah

[spiral raven]

no

[weak jackal]

especially if you're only buying a slice or two

[spiral raven]

tis nots

[weak jackal]

instead of a whole pizza

[spiral raven]

what the fuck

but

you have to buy full pizza

[last nebula]

if youre buying a slice or 2 youre not real

[weak jackal]

americans do it

they have new york slices

[spiral raven]

no way sundowner mgr r

[weak jackal]

which are like... really big and flat

[last nebula]

what proof do i have of americans existing

[fading shuttle]

and americans have always been wrong

[spiral raven]

best pizza - homemade pizza

[last nebula]

wrong sir wrong

[weak jackal]

true

[spiral raven]

lmao

tf2

[weak jackal]

gonna make more pizza this week

[last nebula]

best pizza is the one you buy at local pizza restarurant made by professionals

[spiral raven]

i love adding tomatoes to pizza

so its more juicy

and

[mint mist]

woww fat

[weak jackal]

big pizza got him before he could finish his sentence

[weak jackal]

wtf

[somber warren]

#🥘food

[spiral raven]

🤓 🖕 #🥘food

GOD DAMNIT WRONG EMOJI AGAIN

FUCK THIS SHIT

[mint mist]

🤓