🎪bruh-fart

[modest mirage]

Any ways its been fun fucking around with you guys

Unfortunately its 1am and i would lovee take some sleep

Soo good night!

[hoary elk]

Welterusten

[onyx birch]

Good night weird furry individual

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/c2h4cw3wecra1.jpg

[runic kernel]

[heavy peak]

@steady trellis

[final cedar]

being attracted to some 14 y/o character

[steady trellis]

German trains do be late, or cancelled a lot. its true. glad I am not one

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsqUIeBXsAEQ-tC?format=jpg&name=900x900

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsndDY1XsAM93Pn?format=jpg&name=large

[runic kernel]

Morning Daniela

[midnight tree]

we're just meat sacks with god complexes on a spinning rock

now come over and steal my heart

[weak jackal]

h

https://twitter.com/spacecataclysm/status/1642227130925760516

mika (@spacecataclysm)

dressed up as joe biden on my priv and then forgot about it

Likes

28536

Retweets

5418

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 6:07 PM

[midnight tree]

yeah sometimes i forget i'm joe biden too

happens to all of us

[weak jackal]

I wish i was joe biden

[crimson pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418814445603782667/1091393050812620840/gabriel-status.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/Daramgaria/status/1642026697728970752

dara (@Daramgaria)

never complaining about anything ever again

Likes

8881

Retweets

270

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 4:50 AM

[midnight tree]

real

[wary flume]

Hey you mod

If I make a new account because my discord is fucked and I join this server dose that count as creating an alt

Like if I deleted this account

[heavy peak]

We usually have a problem with alts that are deliberately created to bypass a ban that was imposed on the original account

otherwise

[wary flume]

Ah alright

[heavy peak]

like heck
discord even added an option to switch accounts

[steady trellis]

if its not evasion, no one cares

[wary flume]

Well I just wanna delete this one

Alright

[steady trellis]

we can even move over infractions for you

[heavy peak]

lets see what those are

p!infractions 975875410233528341

[foggy mantle]

валис#0540

Total infractions: 5
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#836]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/14/2022 12:59pm UTC
Reason: too political, read #📄rules

WARN | Case [#877]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/19/2022 11:32pm UTC
Reason: I'll warn you for now

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#878]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/20/2022 12:40am UTC
Reason: you fucked around and found out, and since you asked, we don't really have a "limit", sometime it's about the severity of the thing you posted, and since you posted the same poor dude who Kurt Cobain'd himself like twice, it's more than enough to mute you, also because you're not really bringing anything worth to the table in my realm called brainfart, so yeah

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#1208]

Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 12/24/2022 12:17pm UTC
Reason: Happy holidays, you hateful bastard.

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#1363]

Moderator: Skom#8139
Time: 01/19/2023 12:08pm UTC
Reason: still hasn't learned the rules and continues to fuck around

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[wary flume]

Ah fuck

[somber warren]

Balls

[wary flume]

Balls

[heavy peak]

@steady trellis you're usually in deep sleep at this time, what are you doing here?

[glad carbon]

u guys wanna see the hollywood scene that killed american gun laws?

https://imgur.com/eUmu6Ak

old farts believed this could really happen lmao

lol even

[heavy peak]

what's stupid even

forget about the sound

muzzle flashes

[steady trellis]

watching a 2 hour video about an obscure ps2 game

[glad carbon]

yeah dude the guns completely silen

[glad carbon]

muzzle flash, sounds of casings hitting the ground, completely visible gun from the front

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757498702557347950/1091871057763381318/Fspg5GwWYAAZQxl.png

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490991957344326/1091766683988922418/8d33baacec9b5a3218f6dfce3d08dcbb.png

gachi thunder

[narrow briar]

i swear to fucking god where is a moderator when you need one

[plucky void]

wat

[wary flume]

Usually in here ignoring legitimate problems

[narrow briar]

np it's all okay now

[weak jackal]

bro got muted for 3 weeks god damn

i've only got a 1 week mute under my belt

[plucky void]

[swift scarab]

Happy late April fools you cretins

[wary flume]

April fools was yesterday idiot

It’s the second

[plucky void]

that scene is so damn funny

[swift scarab]

Not for America 4head

It’s only 8pm here

[plucky void]

mf living in the past smh

[wary flume]

America dosent exist only Australia

[swift scarab]

Oh yeah, how much better is the future

[wary flume]

And other countries that aren’t yesterday

[wary flume]

Pretty ballin

[swift scarab]

Doubt it

[plucky void]

one day closer to Easter than you are, so objectively better

[primal kiln]

https://twitter.com/skullchimes/status/1641910399376162821?s=20

Secret Cheb (comms open fr) (@skullchimes)

she doesn't know

Likes

1952

Retweets

289

Twitter · Mar 31, 2023, 9:08 PM

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/teddydraw/status/1640935324275843072

Teddy🧸💙 (@teddydraw)

Scott Pilgrim would have been better if he was a girlfailure lesbian

Likes

16534

Retweets

2510

Twitter · Mar 29, 2023, 4:34 AM

[warped elm]

pspspspsp

[weak jackal]

I remember when i could cast spells

fuck take me back

[narrow briar]

huh who

[weak jackal]

this dork

[narrow briar]

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-game-gif-27069953

[pastel quartz]

hiiii ;3 gn

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-rei-rei-ayanami-ayanami-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-23726290

[narrow briar]

gn

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663917543895072798/1090547228311044146/1_1.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMfvZmhqW0A song btw

[grizzled meadow]

[heavy peak]

witness me

[grizzled meadow]

Make it quick I want to bedge

[steady trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-witness-gif-24567135

[heavy peak]

p!ban 547810294324396074 Grocery list of warns, multiple accounts of breaking discord's TOS, baiting people into uncomfortable discussion and in general being a big fucking weirdo.
Goodbye.

[foggy mantle]

@tropic igloo has been banned.

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

[steady trellis]

n8

[grizzled meadow]

No more 14 year old kid

[runic kernel]

[heavy peak]

fuck, where's my water bottle

[runic kernel]

Nightyniight Falco

[heavy peak]

my throat is dry as Sahara's desert

@grizzled meadow

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[narrow briar]

the heck happen?

[hoary elk]

retard slain

[narrow briar]

Did he do something out of whack in here as well?

[weak jackal]

he commited the ultimate sin

bro was weird

also i need advice

which mod do i pick

[tacit reef]

he had like, more then 10 warnings

[wispy warren]

hunk

[tacit reef]

"stop with the weird religious chanting."

[weak jackal]

hey if any mods see this can u list my infractions please i wanna see the,

them*

[runic kernel]

Hunk the awnser is allways hunk

[weak jackal]

i did pick hunk last time for my speedrun

it went well

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-resident-evil-movie-hunk-soldiers-soldier-gif-25733277

[weak jackal]

hunk got me these two bad boys

beat the game in under 5:30

[heavy peak]

p!infractions 756204385838694580

[foggy mantle]

MilsimMan#8932

Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#1285]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 01/07/2023 07:11pm UTC
Reason:
#🎪bruh-fart is the designated place for shitposting, not this thread + don't post that stuff

WARN | Case [#1434]

Moderator: Skom#8139
Time: 01/25/2023 10:42pm UTC
Reason: posting Memes about rape & murder - Rules

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[heavy peak]

[weak jackal]

okay now do me

yippee

[wispy warren]

p!infractions 364446752243449856

[heavy peak]

your token has been used recently

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the mod.infractions permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[narrow briar]

that can be taken out of context so much daniela lol

[weak jackal]

my token?

[weak jackal]

its okay everyone here is afraid of women i'm safe

[wispy warren]

can i see my crimes too?

[heavy peak]

p!infractions 364446752243449856

[foggy mantle]

ᴸᵉʷᵈXteczek#5034

This user has no infractions.

[heavy peak]

Lame

[weak jackal]

lame as hell

[heavy peak]

also don't even try to get one

[wispy warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1050861748577644724/1051146809436803152/giphy_21.gif

[weak jackal]

yeah you gotta behave or oyu'll end up like me

[narrow briar]

so I guess I ultimately smacked the last nail into pinkgamer's ban coffin?

[runic kernel]

I'm a good boy
I have no infractions

[narrow briar]

or did he do something stupid in here after that

[weak jackal]

ayyyy

[heavy peak]

kinda

[weak jackal]

i've seen too many 14 year olds in this server

[heavy peak]

but i was just tired of his bullshit, going through history revealed extra gems that went under the radar

[weak jackal]

funnily enough they always get banned for being really racist/homophbic/weird as hell

[heavy peak]

• again, multiple accounts of breaking discord's tos

[narrow briar]

well, it's something you generally grow out of

[hoary elk]

rape jokes not allowed? 1984

[weak jackal]

the transphobe to transgender pipeline is real (me)

[wispy warren]

welp..

[narrow briar]

how even did that happen?

[wispy warren]

theres a lot to search about pinkgamer

4865 texts

[heavy peak]

posting literally entire lenght movies to brainfart?

i went soft on him one time, told him to delete it or get banned

[narrow briar]

oh my god lol

[heavy peak]

should have shot right there and then tbh xD

the moderation there is wack

[narrow briar]

well I guess I can at least not be worried about a possibility of security exploits

getting used on people by him

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/0ezkjooticqa1.jpg

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035776129753165895/1091843636418850917/15_car.mp4

[heavy peak]

I can mute you for 8 hours if that helps

Would it?
You have to go to sleep anyway

[trim pilot]

whatd i miss farters

[narrow briar]

@pastel quartz go to fucking sleep

that is an order

[runic kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773440045167804446/1091906464731365506/Screenshot_20230402_094303_Firefox.jpg?width=810&height=792

[gilded blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1090881218213576814/LEU51M8xKawbN2pb.mov

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[gilded blade]

here let me reupload the voice clip

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/teabaggingarena/status/1642216809947357187

penis von pussy (@teabaggingarena)

https://t.co/P14TEFrfGt

Likes

685

Retweets

220

Twitter · Apr 1, 2023, 5:26 PM

[narrow briar]

Do I know you from somewhere?

[warm fossil]

just in case, I'm tophattwolf

if that helps in any way

except COOLER and with the Veteran* role

[narrow briar]

Hm might have been a different person with same pfp

[warm fossil]

huh

well to be fair this PFP is far from original

just needed something good lookin' for now

[narrow briar]

Similar pfp, whatever

If you never went by General Battuta just ignore me

[weak jackal]

what you never heard of dick van dyke before

[warm fossil]

or just Tophatt because apparently I always removed the 'wolf' for this server

[weak jackal]

its not a trend its a guy

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNrROUOl0Vs

[sullen osprey]

LMAO

damm right i did

[weak jackal]

holy shit he's ballin

[heavy peak]

Man
Go to sleep

[weak jackal]

don't reply

go sleep

i see you typing

stop

fucker

mods, kill him

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FVl1OmVVRH4

[heavy peak]

P!mute @pastel quartz 6h
Nighty night

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been muted for 6 hours.

[weak jackal]

nap time

sent to the sleepy zone

[uncut obsidian]

[runic kernel]

Eepy time

[weak jackal]

hey madi

[narrow briar]

Would be nice to note that it's not like an infraction thingy

[uncut obsidian]

oi

[heavy peak]

P!removeinfractions 2028

[foggy mantle]

Successfully removed infraction #2028

[weak jackal]

can u do me a solid?

can u list my infractions real quick

[heavy peak]

What infraction?

[weak jackal]

oh lol no i own all my infractions, i just wanna see 'em

[narrow briar]

That works too lol

[weak jackal]

i got muted by grok, badge of honor right there

[heavy peak]

P!infractions 232447588979179521

[foggy mantle]

Sleepy Samantha#3554

Total infractions: 4
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#1328]

Moderator: Madirex#9943
Time: 01/15/2023 03:14pm UTC
Reason: no NSFW even if it's art

WARN | Case [#1596]

Moderator: Madirex#9943
Time: 02/07/2023 02:35pm UTC
Reason: cropped porn

WARN | Case [#1599]

Moderator: Madirex#9943
Time: 02/08/2023 12:33am UTC
Reason: N-word in a meme

MUTE [1 week] | Case [#1765]

Moderator: Grokitach#2049
Time: 02/23/2023 05:24pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified

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[uncut obsidian]

lmao

[weak jackal]

there it is

[uncut obsidian]

all 3 me

[narrow briar]

See samantha you fucked (around) and found out

[weak jackal]

grok said no femboy stuff so i posted women kissing and got muted for a week for sassing him

[heavy peak]

[warm fossil]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[hoary elk]

this one was cooler

[weak jackal]

yeah but mine was a week

[weak jackal]

everyone else got like 3 days of muting

i got a week due to sass

[hoary elk]

good

[narrow briar]

Heh well what did you expect

[warm fossil]

got too close to the fire

[weak jackal]

100$ added to my paypal obviously

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/806968838070599680/heckabout.mp4

[warm fossil]

ooh I just realized

[swift scarab]

I like mine better

[warm fossil]

now that my novice role is long gone

I can access the #╓☢stalker-chat

[swift scarab]

Nah feed #╟🔰☢newbies-chat false information

[warm fossil]

what 4 hours of sleep do to mf I keep forgetting to type words

[hoary elk]

exterminated instantly

yes newbie, enable all the animation mods

[swift scarab]

Enable the HD texture mod, I’m sure it’ll be fine

Your pc can take it

[weak jackal]

"yeah guys you can rocket jump with the rpg. Or just use c4 or a grenade and that works good too"

[swift scarab]

My favorite one is “Your own placed explosives on a prox sensor won’t blow up from you being there”

[warm fossil]

my lazy ass can't be bothered playing Gamma to discover what's true and what can be used for trolling

[weak jackal]

what'd the fish say when he swam head first into a concrete wall

dam

[hoary elk]

a featherless biped..

[weak jackal]

that is a man

[hoary elk]

Indeed

[warm fossil]

!!

[warm fossil]

based

[slim osprey]

I once googled how to make a bomb and nothing happened

Your court admissible evidence won't scare me

[final grotto]

Can i send a pipe bomb recipe here ?

[ruby minnow]

dog

[slim osprey]

Yes

[final grotto]

Will i get muted?

[slim osprey]

No

[ruby minnow]

no of course you won't am i rite

[slim osprey]

I posted detailed instructions on how to make meth once

[final grotto]

Do it again

[slim osprey]

Don't have the vid anymore

[final grotto]

Aight

[final grotto]

This is the meme channel right ?

[slim osprey]

No this is the newbie help chat

[final grotto]

Where meme

[runic kernel]

this is the sex channel

[final grotto]

Where ultrakill then ?

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KR5IECWEouw

[warm fossil]

I want CV-11 to make a TNT video no matter what

just so I can see how incredibly fucking bored he'll get

[plucky void]

did anyone here beat RE4 remake yet?

[weak jackal]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/1642370095753334784

Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert)

Is this the kid that jumped on stage during the VGAs? He’s right up front at Wrestlemania.

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 2, 2023, 3:35 AM

how tf is he everywhere

[weak jackal]

3 times so far yea

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1091935804458283028/94A3A0E6-7B5C-41F7-B910-5168CEC51206.jpg

[hoary elk]

the yellow one is way better

[plucky void]

||did they remove the part where the bad guys hack into Leon's comms and taunt him occasionally?||

time for [[REDACTED]] posting

[ruby minnow]

did y'all see Grim having a pshycotic breakdown in #🎨arts-and-crafts ?

[weak jackal]

yeah but dw there's a replacement for that

[runic kernel]

i dont leave brainfart

[weak jackal]

who tf is grim and no i haven't

[plucky void]

||"your right hand comes off?|| still there?

[eager igloo]

You made me leave brainfart but yes

[manic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/shivering-dog-shiver-me-timbers-shiver-me-timbers-dog-gif-23060744

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867565182384865330/1091792464899227779/rapidsave.com_cat_preacher-k9shx3cykara1.mp4

[trim pilot]

i dont know if you're ready for these streets cuh....

[plucky void]

that's not what I asked, I just want to know ||if that line from Leon is still there||

[swift scarab]

Where should I travel to today guys, currently in Rosewood, added a ton of mods to expand the map

I've got a nice military humvee and a trailer RV so I can go anywhere

@plucky void What do you think

@steady trellis @uncut obsidian Y'all probably aren't busy and I'm bored and sleep deprived, what do you guys think on where to go

[uncut obsidian]

what the fuck is this

[swift scarab]

Project zomboid

[uncut obsidian]

"probably aren't busy" if you knew what's happening with my life rn you'd knew that i am way too far from "aren't busy"

[swift scarab]

You still answered which is not busy enough for me

[uncut obsidian]

s?me

[swift scarab]

[uncut obsidian]

went from #1 to #50 damn

[swift scarab]

Mega F

But still where should I drive to

I'm the green square in the middle

[warm fossil]

oh hey Madi

[swift scarab]

Madis angy because I said he wasn't busy

I said the same to skom and he didn't answer, guess they're busier

[swift scarab]

Where should I drive to in zomboid on my map above

Distance isn't much of an issue

[warm fossil]

that certainly looks fun

[swift scarab]

And of course you pick the most zombie-infested megacity

[warm fossil]

you bet I will

[swift scarab]

Raven City it is I guess

[warm fossil]

best of luck to ya

you'll sure as hell need it lmao

[swift scarab]

Good thing I have the humvee and a small stockpile of munitions

I'll head there tomorrow, gotta sleep, midnight over here

[warm fossil]

alright

[trim pilot]

IT WAS A MISTAKE TO CUM HERE

[warm fossil]

sleep well

[warm fossil]

[swift scarab]

Just curious, what’d be your choice on a travel direction on my map

[trim pilot]

Make a crackhead shack/rape dungeon out in the middle of nowhere

[swift scarab]

I have a mod to make a basement but that doesn’t answer my question

[trim pilot]

southwest

[swift scarab]

So the same city then

Oh no wait, you meant March Ridge

Fair enough, but that’s a boring town, although there’s another modded area underneath it

[night warren]

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended

[swift scarab]

We’ve seen that and at least 3 other variants already man

@trim pilot @warm fossil Behold and fear my map and modlist

My laptop begs for the sweet release of death it shall never have

[night warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/285913542903726080/1046302117910024262/vN6biZB.gif

[trim pilot]

i guess spamming is funny?

[night warren]

Its a meme channel

[trim pilot]

incorrect

this is brainfart

you arent gonna last long in this hood cuh

[night warren]

who are you again

[warm fossil]

oh my goodness gracious

[trim pilot]

a regular

s? @night warren

[fringe oriole]

Command not found

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[swift scarab]

Kek

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[swift scarab]

One sec

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[trim pilot]

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[fringe oriole]

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[swift scarab]

That one

[trim pilot]

s?stats @night warren

[swift scarab]

@trim pilot do this one

[warm fossil]

s?user 183357861236047873

[warm fossil]

no need to thank me

[swift scarab]

Mega bruh

[trim pilot]

who are you again @night warren

[warm fossil]

hey I wonder what's mine

s?me

[swift scarab]

Good question

Not bad

[trim pilot]

lol

how am i seething?

[warm fossil]

fell off ngl

[warm fossil]

was in top 100 messages one day

[plucky void]

Brian Blessed is the one man allowed to do the soyjak face

[trim pilot]

either learn the ways of brainfart or go back to the hell of #╟🔰☢newbies-chat @night warren

[night warren]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[swift scarab]

Three more months to my first anniversary of the server

[warm fossil]

damn

[swift scarab]

And I’m somehow still managing to stay in top 100 for messages

[uncut obsidian]

н

[swift scarab]

No idea how

[trim pilot]

this is so funny that i want to hang myself

[warm fossil]

[swift scarab]

Quick mad, be angy at the new person for trying to be cool

[trim pilot]

hey im angy at him because hes spamming and posting cringe

[night warren]

suicide is never something you should joke about, should we notify discord staff for you?

[swift scarab]

We all do that sometimes

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1002236888838574150.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[warm fossil]

suicide is always funny if people want you dead

[trim pilot]

yeah but the other people who do that here are known to not do that all the time

they have a reputation

[trim pilot]

buddy im more familiar with suicide than you would ever be

[uncut obsidian]

"notify discord staff" was clearly over the top even though that's true

[swift scarab]

Mans forgot to build up goodwill first

[trim pilot]

exactly

[night warren]

Less talk, more action

[swift scarab]

We talk here more often then anything else

[trim pilot]

we talk here more than anything else dipshit

[night warren]

Well enjoy the memes

[swift scarab]

Usually it devolves into tangents about dumb topics

[night warren]

oooo namecalling, you must be angy

[swift scarab]

No everyone does that too

[trim pilot]

i was doing a @midnight tree reference

[trim pilot]

why is it so hard for newbies to understand how brainfart works

it took me like 1 day back in november

[night warren]

times change old man

[trim pilot]

LMFAO

[fading shuttle]

someone new causing a ruckus again?

[trim pilot]

really?

[warm fossil]

you bet

[trim pilot]

yes

you dont even know about the femboys we hide under the floorboards @night warren

[fading shuttle]

brainfart has fallen

dont fuckin start femboy shit again

[trim pilot]

MODS HE POSTED A FEMBOY

BAN

BAN

[warm fossil]

OH MODERATORS

[night warren]

those are programming socks

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-moderators-skink-bbu-hog-rider-hog-gif-25031938

[uncut obsidian]

do not bring that up

the Grockering is coming.

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-do-not-do-not-cat-dangerous-individual-man-dancing-while-cat-threatens-your-family-gif-26522356

[fading shuttle]

kill them gigantic

doit

[night warren]

Yeah do it, and let me know what rules ive broken

[trim pilot]

good response

[trim pilot]

posting cringe

[night warren]

ill post your face

[swift scarab]

People have been muted and kicked for much less

[trim pilot]

we're in this territory now are we?

i wouldnt want to play this game if i were you

[warm fossil]

go ahead

show me myself in my full glory

[swift scarab]

I already know what my face looks like, checkmate

[trim pilot]

dog

[fading shuttle]

damn, get kicked 100% speedrun

threatens to dox people

[night warren]

Read the first line of the room at the top

I was posting memes, minding my own business and you got all pissy

[trim pilot]

my face just looks so good that he wants to share my face with the world

[swift scarab]

Hmm, should I ping grok again for no reason just to see if he’ll weigh in on the conversation

[night warren]

anyways

[swift scarab]

Decisions

[trim pilot]

*spamming cringe

[fading shuttle]

he is now trying to dictate what brainfart is to people who have been in here for months

[trim pilot]

suicide bombing

[night warren]

says you

[orchid robin]

Oh suicide isnt funny? Well then watch this

[wary flume]

Down synny snake

[swift scarab]

Did it before, I’ll do it again

[trim pilot]

dont do it

[wary flume]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-nerdy-nerds-nerd-emoji-gif-25380417

[uncut obsidian]

when is Falco when you need him so much 😭

[swift scarab]

@maiden carbon I’m bored and people are being cringe, wanna join the chaos of the farting brains

[swift scarab]

Sleeping

[trim pilot]

oh shit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ozon671games-ozon-gif-24681041

[trim pilot]

here cums the hammer

[warm fossil]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[orchid robin]

Cryogenically frozen

[swift scarab]

[uncut obsidian]

i have no idea what's happening and what's wrong so I'll let Falco do it

[wary flume]

Uh oh

[runic kernel]

[orchid robin]

Youre kinda lazy

[trim pilot]

@night warren is trying to dictate how brainfart should work to us

[uncut obsidian]

i kinda stopped opening this channel at all?

[trim pilot]

when hes just out of newbies chat

[wary flume]

Bye bye

[swift scarab]

New person spamming memes, triggered regulars, devolved into petty threats towards each other

That’s about it

[night warren]

you sound jelly

[uncut obsidian]

ok wait

[orchid robin]

Health improvement issue

[uncut obsidian]

worse

[runic kernel]

Hi Falco

[trim pilot]

what does jelly sound like

[trim pilot]

8/10 dog

[warm fossil]

understandable

[orchid robin]

Thats s cockatoo

[swift scarab]

How do you not have a single role

Confusion

[orchid robin]

He IS the brainfart

[warm fossil]

whatever it is that you're going thru in life Madi, I wish you the best of luck

[runic kernel]

Cats

[trim pilot]

why did you suicide bomb this channel

[swift scarab]

He’s Russian, that’s what he’s going through

[runic kernel]

[uncut obsidian]

well if it's just "triggered regulars" then I'll let Falco handle it, don't see him posting/saying anything offensive idk

[night warren]

womp womp

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-did-it-for-the-aesthestic-meme-funny-text-post-gif-11605690

[orchid robin]

Do a background check on him

[swift scarab]

By the time Falco wakes up to see this he won’t care

[runic kernel]

Hi Dutyer

[trim pilot]

\

[orchid robin]

Hello kot

[orchid robin]

That looks relatively inviting

[night warren]

wishful thinking

[warm fossil]

I am too (sadly ) but unlike me, Madi has actually serious stuff to care about

[swift scarab]

Me when American (currently 12:45am)

[lime dew]

we're allowed to fart again here?

[warm fossil]

yes

[swift scarab]

More or less

[orchid robin]

Always have been

[runic kernel]

10/10 for flower?

[swift scarab]

What was the animal command again

[orchid robin]

Why is that flower so big

[swift scarab]

?cat

[split canyon]

https://i.redd.it/xk6n2ma8574z.jpg

[swift scarab]

Nice

[runic kernel]

I am the cat bot

[warm fossil]

oh my god even the FalcoEngine3000 is giant

[swift scarab]

?birb

Rats

[plucky void]

peak entertainment

[swift scarab]

?bird

[orchid robin]

Post a cat now or be castrated

[runic kernel]

Me when i fuckin get u

[swift scarab]

Every day that passes brings us closer to being a 4chan forum

[trim pilot]

be me
see newbie posting cringe
call out cringe
get told how the channel works by someone who has 4 messages in it
get told im seething
get threatened with doxxing

[hoary elk]

4cuck

[runic kernel]

Hi Madi

[uncut obsidian]

do you really think that "I'll post your face" was "threatening with doxxing" and not just him picking a dumb funi comeback?

[lime dew]

4cock 😳

[trim pilot]

definition of satire

[plucky void]

has been mostly like that for a while now

[orchid robin]

Fuck off, i will clench that bitch and keep my shoulders as high as possible

[night warren]

it was exactly a dumb comeback lol

[swift scarab]

I slouch as much as physically possible at all times

[night warren]

youre gonna get stuck like that

[warm fossil]

I'm gonna be absolutely infuriated over everything to keep as much tension as I can in my body

[hoary elk]

Effects of Funko pops on human subjects

[plucky void]

I will not tolerate this Gordon Freeman slander

[warm fossil]

you can't tell me what to do

[swift scarab]

Wah

[plucky void]

accompanying sound effect

[warm fossil]

BETWEEN LEVELS

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[orchid robin]

[plucky void]

aka map04

[warm fossil]

no that's the song name

the best song to come outta Doom 2 imo

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/man-loses-weight-league-of-legends-discord-mod-reddit-gif-22326303

[plucky void]

I know. Map04 is the first map it plays on

[warm fossil]

also true

[swift scarab]

Oh by the way, Overwatch two had an April fools update

Funny as hell

[plucky void]

also Adrian's Asleep is my favorite

[night warren]

I have a friend who makes custom doom 2 wads still, pretty amazing stuff

[trim pilot]

robert

[plucky void]

I will still not tolerate this Gordon Freeman slander

[fading shuttle]

you will

[plucky void]

also why'd you re send this? You edited out Gordon's shirt or something

[fading shuttle]

it said "bundle of sticks" wars

[trim pilot]

noooo

[fading shuttle]

mans gotta be safe

[trim pilot]

not the neco arc

[warm fossil]

my favs in the Doom 2 OST are
Running From Evil
The Healer Stalks
Between Levels, of course
The Dave D. Taylor Blues
Into Sandy's City

and weirdly enough,

[trim pilot]

please

no

[warm fossil]

the intermission music slaps

[trim pilot]

what species

[plucky void]

I like the "ending" music when each episode closes

[orchid robin]

The dumb kind of species

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-24168350

[night warren]

Ima make some steaks for you guys, how you want them done?

[fading shuttle]

neco arc gets euthanized

[warm fossil]

man I should play Doom 2 again

[orchid robin]

I want them alive

[trim pilot]

i forget how many calories a live cow has

i think its enough for my needs

[plucky void]

civvie posted a new video btw

[warm fossil]

I know

No Rest For The Living

[warm fossil]

gonna watch that today

[fading shuttle]

growth and profit make grofit

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612403606422814730/1046762812124450866/ClYGZSVA.gif

[trim pilot]

KILL HIM

KILL HIM MR ELECTRIC

[plucky void]

MR. ELECTRIC KILL HIM NOW

[trim pilot]

KILL HIM

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-24268948

[warm fossil]

the question is yay pistol start or nay pistol start

[plucky void]

pacifist run

[trim pilot]

guys lets start a heated political debate

then ping grok

[lime dew]

yay

politic 🥰

[night warren]

hotdogs are sandwiches

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-bateman-american-psycho-surprised-shock-gif-26492072

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[trim pilot]

2005 called

[night warren]

https://tenor.com/view/really-spongebob-funny-fish-stare-gif-17712834

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/qen-mV2cR5DZ1lEk7ErOk5Oo2jl9qkEvQgOsunwQKao/%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3Dmedium/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/Fsn27X5XgAAZi7J?width=583&height=559

[trim pilot]

remember this

who wants to post big buff men

[orchid robin]

Im still gonna announce to the server when im going to masturbate

[fading shuttle]

i will fucking do it today then

you cant stop me

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/ainsley-harriott-spicy-oil-meat-rub-gif-5292444

[trim pilot]

i am 100 meters away from your house

[fading shuttle]

go ahead, you cant unbeat my meat

[orchid robin]

Technically someone could stop you by blowing you since then its not masturbating

[trim pilot]

i have an m82a1 with incendiary rounds aimed at your keyboard

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1072885486902841394/please_announce.mp4

[primal kiln]

Me when my Rat-sona ref sheet is done

[warm fossil]

phantom forces

[trim pilot]

i nearly got banned for posting a video about r34.net

[wary flume]

I’d let team do my fortress 2

[trim pilot]

i forgot what game those characters were from thanks for reminding m,e

[fading shuttle]

all i did was post a screenshot with everything but the website name and seachbar obscured

[fading shuttle]

ive done this plenty of times

[warm fossil]

no need to thank me

[wary flume]

Hey that happened in my country

Wow how cool

[warm fossil]

I just play way too much Roblox

[trim pilot]

you play a lot of condo games i imagine

[warm fossil]

lmao good luck finding that shit nowadays

[trim pilot]

i still have connections to the underworld of roblox i can still find it

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-6112271

[wary flume]

What’s your opinion of Portugal

[warm fossil]

fair enough

[trim pilot]

how will his response affect the trout population?

[warm fossil]

I have no real reasons to go out of my way and find a condo game

[trim pilot]

i only found condos just to exploit on them and crash servers

[wary flume]

Severely

[warm fossil]

based as fuck

[warm fossil]

positive

[wary flume]

Not answering will kill all the trout

[warm fossil]

it's not Russia

[trim pilot]

i still have synapse x

[warm fossil]

eeeeh

still based

[trim pilot]

i cant believe i spent money on that shit

[orchid robin]

Average balkan parent when their child dissapoints them

[trim pilot]

i actually used to make scripts

i made a server crashing script once

[warm fossil]

thank god the snow is finally gone

[trim pilot]

it worked by binding the grip of an arm to its own shoulder

[warm fossil]

I can touch grass

[trim pilot]

for some reason this causes the server to freak out and instantly crashes any server that ran r6

[warm fossil]

I bet it still works

[trim pilot]

its long since patched

[warm fossil]

boowomp

[trim pilot]

one of those assholes who gives scripts to sirmeme found it

made it public

got patched in a week

[lime dew]

this may be a controversial opinion, but

kot

[orchid robin]

ITS A DOOOOGGGGGGG

[lime dew]

sorr 😭

[warm fossil]

A RAT!!

[trim pilot]

after dark my beloved

[warm fossil]

you ever wonder

[trim pilot]

i played after dark as i built nukes under all the empire's cities in total war

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-billy-herrington-man-bar-gif-20937924

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-dotman3-gif-18657921

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-smoke-smoking-stare-gif-16905010

[warm fossil]

how come UAC have all these professional trained marines built to kill yet exactly one guy survived and succeeded

that guy of course being the Doomguy

Doomguy, Doom Marine, whatever

[orchid robin]

Cuz he wanted to

[warm fossil]

[orchid robin]

Whats the punchline

[warm fossil]

https://youtu.be/GXxGQP0a9Cs

[warm fossil]

wake up before the alarms

shrimple as that

[night warren]

bro its the worst

[trim pilot]

ranni ending best ending

fuck the greater will

fuck radacuck

[fading shuttle]

nah

reformed order/duskborn best endings

[trim pilot]

anything involving the greater will = bad

[night warren]

I reversed the frenzied flame for ranni

[trim pilot]

maybe you arent so bad

[fading shuttle]

deadass i have not been shown any evidence to say that ranni is trustworthy

[narrow lotus]

Rip pink gamer

[night warren]

I hope the dlc is gonna be gewd

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

[orchid robin]

Who

[warm fossil]

doomed from the very start

[night warren]

I think ranni wants revenge though

[winged chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/simple-shrimple-shrimple-gif-its-really-that-shrimple-not-so-shrimple-now-gif-26259869

[fading shuttle]

doesnt ranni end up leaving a power vacuum aswell

[trim pilot]

no?

[fading shuttle]

like she leaves, how are they gonna deal with lets say, some different outer god coming in to take over

[night warren]

The player is still a factor I think

[trim pilot]

she leaves the stars in power

thats what she does

[fading shuttle]

wtf do the stars do

[trim pilot]

make it a paradise

before hte greater will

[orchid robin]

Politely shine

[trim pilot]

there was the stars and it was a paradise

[fading shuttle]

thats your own theory

[trim pilot]

greater will fucked everything up

[fading shuttle]

and you have no proof for it

we have gone through this

[trim pilot]

was told so by a guy with 20000 hours across the entirety of soulsborne titles

[fading shuttle]

only thing we know the stars did was sending astel, and we dont even know if he was sent on purpose or they just came by coincidence

and all he did was wipe out a city

[crimson flame]

just watch vaatividya vids dude

and accept it as the fact

[fading shuttle]

vaati has created this situation where his theories are taken as fact and anything else is heresy

i dont like that

[crimson flame]

tbh vaati says a lot of his stuff are mostly subjective predictions, but he didnt sound like someone is hallucinating

[maiden carbon]

[crimson flame]

execute him grok

[orchid robin]

OH SHIT, ITS THE MAN

[crimson flame]

the funny american man

[fading shuttle]

rannis proof about how she and the stars would be better rulers, is by saying they will be better rulers

[orchid robin]

Hes french

[crimson flame]

no i mean the guy who pinged groj

[orchid robin]

Fair enough to me

[crimson flame]

lol yeah

[trim pilot]

HERE WE GO

THE WILD RIDE OF GROK

[night warren]

Im ready

[fading shuttle]

she gives no reasoning other than "we will be better bro, trust me" actual politician speak

[crimson flame]

i mean thats where the game ends anyway

dark souls endings never really matter that much, but they do give great stories

[fading shuttle]

lets not account for the fact the she has lied to the player multiple times by that point already, so her connection to the truth is spotty at best

[crimson flame]

but i think elden ring has endings that are more.. alive than other soulsborne

[night warren]

Did she straight out lie or just fail to mention stuff

[orchid robin]

We can fix her

[crimson flame]

we? no just you

[fading shuttle]

the first time we meet her she just completely lies about who she is

[crimson flame]

im an egurl uwu

[trim pilot]

owo daddy gib me nitro pwease

[night warren]

egirl

[crimson flame]

actually im an empyrean, i could smite you out of existence with a flick

[fading shuttle]

empyreans all have a furry slave

who is yours

[trim pilot]

@uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

whayt

[fading shuttle]

hes a femboy not a furry

[trim pilot]

you are my furry slave

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/768449781663531049.gif?quality=lossless&size=48

[crimson flame]

stop dragging madi into this

[weak jackal]

hey madi wanna be my furry equal. There are no slaves or masters in my home

[uncut obsidian]

p!ban

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The member argument is required.

Usage: p!ban <member> [duration] [reason]

[weak jackal]

AUGH

[trim pilot]

oh no

[weak jackal]

fine

bully

[uncut obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1012423328365035620.gif?quality=lossless

[weak jackal]

gonna go cry now

;(

[stone shoal]

I fucking love banjo music

[trim pilot]

grok hasnt muted the culprit of the ping

surprising

[night warren]

Banjo music just does something for people

[stone shoal]

It's the perfect music for blowing shit up and/or cars ramping off of stuff and soaring through the air

[uncut obsidian]

it's the 0.9 patch today

i guess he forgave the mortals

[stone shoal]

0.9? 1.0 soon?

I haven't played stalgker in a hot minute tbh...

I just come here for memes and shitposts

[trim pilot]

remember this edit i made back from before i got banned

[warm fossil]

the fuck is going on now

[weak jackal]

haven't played gamma in months

its peaceful

no worrying about controllers, or getting 1shot by sin, or random grenades killing me

[fading shuttle]

gamma was one of my relaxation games

[crimson flame]

distinguished gentleman

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/0001-gif-25597406

@weak jackal

[ruby minnow]

that just looks like

a monster

tbh

like a monster carrying a continent on it

and its legs are florida

[winged chasm]

It looks like a cow.

Sausage Nipples.

[winged chasm]

Trunk Monkey is a classic

[queen finch]

pussy

[pastel quartz]

Guten morgan everybody

[weak jackal]

yeag

[pastel quartz]

How are U today guys

[weak jackal]

hi bestie/oomfie

[trim pilot]

Why’d you block me

[crimson flame]

@trim pilot

[fading shuttle]

you are a bit annoying sometimes bro

[trim pilot]

Comes with the tism

[stone blade]

Good morning

[sullen osprey]

wood gorning

[trim pilot]

Morning wood

[stone blade]

hi to all ❤️

[weak jackal]

mobing

[queen finch]

[fading shuttle]

gae

[fleet silo]

Oh okay cool

[trim pilot]

@queen finch unblock maybe?

[queen finch]

it's what bros do

[trim pilot]

I don’t know what I did

[stone blade]

make your bed

[trim pilot]

No

[queen finch]

KSP is being a bit fruity

I need to play SS13 again

[winged chasm]

Always funny to hunt down the mime when he starts speaking

legal murder in SS13

[queen finch]

just be the chef and cook everything

[weak jackal]

i was a priest and converted a ton of people to christianity. then during sermon a dude with a ciggarette, fedora and trenchcoat ran inside, yelled "GOD ISN"T REAL, REDDIT IS LIFE" and repeatedly slashed at himself with a katana until he passed out

[stone blade]

what

[queen finch]

usually when I'm a priest I'm an Islamic imam

and preach the word of Allah

[trim pilot]

Racist jokes in 3…

2…

1…

[fading shuttle]

average german

[weak jackal]

i usually just be a good person when a priest. that way when i die due to some horrible event everyone gathers weapons and i become a martyr

[weak jackal]

like the chef threw a cleaver at me once and two dudes climbed over the counter and went to deep fry him

that chef did nothing but back nearly a hundred faggots all just sitting on the counter

[queen finch]

I prefer to be a horrible person no matter what

[weak jackal]

made no other food at all

we asked for donuts he said "no"

[queen finch]

we allowed to say faggot?

[weak jackal]

i mean its a food

and i am one

[fading shuttle]

what were so many bundles of sticks doing in a corner

[weak jackal]

i said counter, not corner lern 2 reed

[fading shuttle]

fair but still

[trim pilot]

I need someone to teach me how to get into ss13

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pat-funny-relaxed-gif-20382989

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-sex-gif-22116456

@runic kernel alooo

[trim pilot]

Happy hamster

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne3-bruh-gif-22724978

[queen finch]

my phone, better than saying cheese to make someone laugh

[runic kernel]

Hi ivan

[stone blade]

hi

[weak jackal]

get a cheese phone case

then say cheesed to meet you

[queen finch]

[trim pilot]

Can someone tell him I wish to be ublovked