#🎪bruh-fart
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in warthunder i joined a match and all of us used voice lines to communicate that we should attack, defend and patrol point C
the map only had a point A on it
it was funny
"DEFEND C"
"ROGER THAT"
"ATTACKING C"
@toxic prism sooooo 5.7?
how about i view you
so true bestie
real
real
real
real
@uncut obsidian
Testosterone Cypionate - Check
False Passport - Check
Tickets to Khabarovsk - Check
I warned you, Madi.
By the time I'm done, your legs will be harrier than an entire Turkish bath house and your voice will be deeper than the Marianas trench.
I guess, i have no idea if the snail has changed top tier ratings.
Im gonna lay on the couch and just rest
yeah m1a2 is 11.3, im top g i guess
Dagoth Ur and Nerevar discover the true meaning of broship on a trip to Target
hi gonna lay on the couch and just rest
Im also going to be taking a dive from the golden gate bridge with a parachute while being pursued by the proper authorities
at least it wasn't the D point
DEFEND THE D POINT
@ruby minnow i think youll like this one
it's desynced
find better people to be around
@grizzled meadow this u bro?
i might just reinstall dying light 2 and play it
if you go in with expectation that it will be good as the first one
then you will be disapointed
because its worse then the first one
i bought the second game and played it a bit but refunded it because i felt guilty for spending so much and my dad was in hospital with cancer so i was like "i'm taking money from my cancer dad, that's fucked up" even though he gave me permission
The guilt was too much

sorry
hes a rock based frame
MINERAL-frame
hank from breaking bad wants to know my location and fucking kill me
citrine
something tells me they are running out of ideas
the day warframe is creatively dead
is the day all is lost
"What if the pussy was over your entire body? And looked like a geode?"
sheeeeeesh
more like cockframe
@weak jackal sooooo, whats new about it
the combat is very fun but the parkour is a bit "floaty" for a lack of a better word
the story is also meh imo
<@&1067785187070582846>
2017-01-25 12:51:00 UTC
(6 years, 22 days and 5 hours ago)
2022-12-27 19:53:53 UTC
(1 month, 19 days and 22 hours ago) days after the server was created
damn
<@&1067785187070582846>
2019-04-04 11:32:52 UTC
(3 years, 10 months and 12 days ago)
2022-11-16 20:55:27 UTC
(2 months, 30 days and 21 hours ago) days after the server was created
same
this is my first one
hmmmmmmmmmm
bro asking the important shit
yeah i know, but i kinda liked it. the floatyness made me feel more mobile, like i could make crazy jumps
None
0
15
Nothing!
Nothing!
Nothing!
arma3, deep rock galactic, siege, cyberpunk or dishonored. Help me decide
uh oh, last of us
based
drg with the boys when?
monday i have the last exam
so after that im free
Legacy nuclear bombs
this second
more like schwarma 3
fuck it
imma get the cartel to invade a small american town
theres a good scenario
me and my friend would do 2-man team scenarios and it was always so fuckin fun
for me its a purely singleplayer experience, basically i play with bots as teammates
our zeus was always a dick and would send a fucking army towards us all at once
i can pretty much always find a 4stack for drg so havent played duo all that much
ah
mb
i suggest trying it with at least one friend it is so fun
i knew 2 people that played arma3
both stopped talking to me
i miss them
my favorite by far was the scenario we tried where he was left behind and alone, i was air support trying to get him across the map to an extract
was just bombing everything in sight with an a-10 as he ran
@digital quartz
shadow wizard money gang
me showing up to steal all the sauna steam
in game yourself
imma gonna play a game called otso
i would define it as a rougelike since it's something i'm gonna be doing over and over again
@midnight tree
omg omg
well my name does stand for something
i know what im gonna do
on the spot orgasm
amphibious invasion on a tropical island
imagine the smell
😳
real nuke smoke
i rp in the gym that i'm a man of stable mind just doing his daily workout to stay healthy
how about we method act some ERP

dam bro, you piss with that dick?

cori when i start pissing in her sink
real
man
my instincts are telling me to hunt down a mammoth and then stick my dick in a cavewoman
why did i evolve this way
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in mammoth
hunted the cavewoman
Hanging out with a girl at my apartement
Repeating jokes that got stale on Reddit?
are u gonna hunt me
😎
oh you got family visiting ? 
5 hour long endurance hunt foreplay?
w<
bro what
fr
I was joking
i gotta get me some pussy
(he wasnt)
my lizard brain wants to FUCK
heaven in a place in your pants bro
real
Haha bet
reverse psychology rizz
:3
:-)
:)
:o
😀
;)
:)
Waow
@midnight tree :-)
:-3
.<
i think it's time i shake things up
^^
^-^
^w^
:3
U//w//U
😳
///<
this is either unspoken harassment or sexual rizz
i think flirting with the homies on discord is subconsciously discouraging me from flirting with people in real life
you pick
we are too slutty
fr fr
ᴗ ε ᴗ
not work my brain does
👁️ 👄 👁️
<>W<>
Sexual harassment
D:
hey guys did you know getting your ears pierced doesn't even hurt
they just shoot it with a gun
7u7
i know
india
slovakia
i was like "oh okay that was ez"
Romania
or ireland
i had a stud in my ear
india these nuts
stud as in stud or stud?
ayo
earrings 
i'm not up to date on these pride flags
Having a good time
armed and dangerous earrings?
but i did that when i was like 10
THE EARING HAS A GUN
Pinocchio good movie
So i no longer have earrings
i know where you can get another stud if you need one
norway
yes
real
No my life sucks and I don't get laid
no way


me and who
Me dumbass
"Don't worry, one piece gets really good after chapter 874"
real
sex is scary
don't worry, the sex gets good after attempt 874
"sorry babe, we're in my filler arc"
thats when the cbt starts
yeah i have my filler ready
I prefer the beach episode
cool ball tricks
self checkouts are just theft checkpoints
let's be real
by that i mean it's the checkpoint where you make sure you're stealing
me yoinking a flake bar because i'm a devious little rapscallion
me locking eyes with the lady standing near the self checkouts and giving her a wink as i nod to her pride badge under her name as i walk out with a stolen choc bar
I get misgendered a lot
if i ever get anything from the hot food section i make em put two different things in the same bag and then i just scan one of the barcodes they give me
simply kill them if they do that
I'm the most misgendered white boy of all time
don't worry gorf, i'll gender you correctly
"You're a good lad"
there we go
frame that and put it on your wall
look at it whenever sad
i'll gender all over you bro
thanks Samantha
when the testosterone hits
my niece is gonna be named Sam
yea
based
it's a good ass name tbh (not biased)
i've only met 2 other sams and we were all in the same drama class in highschool
apparently my name means "father of peace"
3 sams in 1 class. was befuddling
my deadname has hebrew origin or something
i'ma figure out what Samantha's origin is
real name
god has eavesdropped
"Gaut, ee, er"
Gaut ee ay?
one of those is right
goat yeir
i had to spend 200 dollars to get my name changed
and had to have a lawer sign it
to be like "yep, that's a name change"
I'm gonna get my named changed to Cool
DLC
so people can call me cool
wish my name was "Cool andalso hot"
extra flavouring omg
QUEEEEEEEENSLANDER
FUCKIN QUEEEEENSLANDAAAAH
FACKIN HELL
there's just something very fuckable about an aussie accent tbh
wait
you wouldn't know if i have ever nutted to your voice
actually?
tbh
WHAT
until he muted himself for a bit and then after told me he "finished"
was acting all bashful and "cutesy"
bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i was like
what a lad
awh fuck and blocked 'em after that
Bruh what the fuck
just sayin, none of you know if i've ever nutted in the vc with any of you
none of you will ever know
Glad I never even touched vrchat 
Forgive me but now I'm curious to hear your voice
i went on vrchat to play some racist parody songs i wrote whilst i played the banjo and generally be very racist for a while back in the day
Gotta provide a sample before I buy
fair
what if i pay you with my voice
nice
You made the squeaky noise and it got to me
today
Soon
shadow wizard money gang
Nukes are now legal worldwide
i dont think ive seen a fire alarm in any school ive went to
I'm dying soon no worries
We love casting spellz
we had to do annual fire alarm training 
we never had to do that
Legacy nuclear bombs
once a year the fire alarm suddenly rung and we had to go out quickly and orderly
Swag Messiah 💯
Swag Messiah (Slowed + Reverb 🥀):
(Slowed + Reverb) Legalize Nuclear Bombs ☢️ Swag Messiah 💦
https://youtu.be/dMJe1ZwWbFM
Very funny video by my friend:
https://youtu.be/iNg3vFGd4Mk
Another incredibly funny video bu my friend: https://youtu.be/Wc-RM-PGxCE
#meme #tiktoksound #tiktokmeme
I wanna kiss girls
yeag
my homies are girlies
p!8ball will dip get bitches?
:8ball: I think so.
dip ?
aksel
McGee
Just wanna kiss and have a good time
oh gotcha
p!ship @weak jackal @midnight tree
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy t McGee ♥️
banger name ngl
Real
Sleepy T. McGee
although I know another McGee im not too fond of but thats not aksels fault
we ball
now you make me think you actually know wich McGee im talking about
what a cow
we ball
the problem is that he is exactly not ballin
on a 3 year contract
hit my DMs if you're insane.
actual banger
go to the vore hole
Yo lets go on an adventure
why did i have to ever see this again

Bet
I'll take you to the woods in Cordoba btw
Algo anda mal
We cock, dick, BALLING
We'll go looking for aliens
how about I take you to de_cache ?
how about i take you to de_direDocks?
please cbbl 😳
Mods, crush his skull
touché

Mi infancia
Grande Porta
mustard on da beat hoe
Explain the joke
😭
what's the name of the animator again?
for real?
show?
you mean the cropped section with them naked and the guy dancing around is porn?
holy shit
unbelievable
next thing youre gonna tell me is someone in this very channel is attracted to men
im attracted only to women
I press x to doubt
maja is attracted to men more than a moth to a light
(cori thinks i'm a woman)
im not sexually attracted to you
only romantically
YOU SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED
S TO THE M TO THE H
😔
heterosexual but homoromantic
I have sex with women
but relationships
with men
I need to start playing gamma again so I have an actual reason to head back to general instead of lurking in this shithole.
while you can
who the fuck are you
Exactly.
who is this guy tho
this is #🎪bruh-fart we clowning up in this bitch, take your sensitive straight ass back to #╓☢stalker-chat
we ball
I am the generic discord user. I disapear and reappear with the phases of the moon.
ball
I cant wait for summer to play some hoops again
milk and cigs?
no tax evasion
i can respect that
you wanna marry me?
being gae for strategic reasons 
you can get german citizenship and i can get Norweigian
win win
"pls respond" 
L rizz

after all i have done for you
there was this one time
where
...
yeah thats about it
amorgos
well there was this one time, where i joined the call and he called me Shädman lookin ass and i told him that i will come to norgeh and skullfuck his ass. That was pretty nice i guess
chivalry isnt dead
i am a romantic man
sounds hilarious
you literally go ballsdeep in his mouth, and just jackhammer your cock down
thats a skullfuck
i think schools should teach pornography history as a main class
bet
are the femboys not to your liking
we are an independent channel under section 32a of the gamma charter
this is the brainfart free state.
this channel is a gem, literally peak degeneracy
We even have our own resident femboy mod
that we corrupted
wait who
Madirex
oh no
and an extensive lore for the channel
like it always does
you will fall to the femboy rot in time
about what?=
good question
actual aldo arc
this is scary
we can watch it in real time
literal joker transformation
deathed
skom killed him and took his place
he chose suicide over femboy
he dieded
dealing with irl things
aldo was a strong foe for the femboys
but they all succumb
what was there so hard to understand?
local deranged clown here makes statements, knows nothing of the people they talk to
makes me chuckle, is all
definition of satire
do not talk to skom, he angy
an
skom is a hgoober
LETS GOOOO
HELL YES
and now someone even worse will replace her
woman bad
read
reposting this bc banger
:(
ah yeah, crystal fucked themselves a jalapeno

classic crystal
I Hope fucking not
wait crystal is gone?
sent a rip bozo
no
no she has a weird fuckin name now
YT IS already at ruins
in some alien language
but it seems they are deleting all the replies celebrating her leaving
its either old turkish
or the language vikings use
aka alien
it probably spells cock or something
same shit
quick speak something thats not english and ping a mod
:3
yarrami ye
YT and Roblox fighting which one have the worst updates ever

this is my home
she is a soldier of the femboys
i control femboys
Ik spreek een beetje engels
maybe you should take your pills
just a suggestion
dutch isnt a real language
that looks like rat shit
Its also just really shit
oh yeah those are runes, but not normal runes those are ritualistic germanic runes. you know some edgy shit bc its crystal
ah yes
crystals "time for a personality change" time
i do
crystal still hasnt gotten around to getting in contact with those ancient spirits
fr fr
real
real
lord forgive me
hagelslag is good tf do you mean ?

yo wtf dude you can't post that

you are right, i should've posted in the #🥘food channel
this is literally chocolate on bread. its mid at max
Have some lore from the Golden Age
Your getting it
weird flex but ok
buy returnal
❤️
good game
❤️❤️❤️
yes
I will block anybody who tries to add me "I will be inside you so hard that whoever pulls me out will be crowned King Arthur" - Funny Scottish Man I'm CyberBeep -Beep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYlwYsNzas Best Song
Accept friend request

Impossible to block his beloved
i just cant resist
🥺
never played the game vanilla
except for like my first time ever playing
besides HoI 2 is the best HoI
Play Devil May Cry 5
bought the earlier entries on the Playstation back in the days, not really my type of game
PhD in drugs
name every drug then
Uh weed uhh coke uhhhh Jackie Chan
u got some of that Jackie ?
Ight bet, I'll meet you at the airport next week
Friend's gone
who wanna climb in my bed
god I want a dumb bed built up with a desk under it
@broken topaz@weak jackal@slim osprey just wanted to let you all know the shit went great and i am safely back in my chair

haiiiii!!!
Shouldn't you be slepping boyo
sleep on deez nuts
aight bet
Bitchass
wait wtf
i wanna sleep on them
they're unpoppable
they're camouflaged
Sounds good to me
based celibacy
Spite death with life, live for yourself, not for a nebulous release
I'm gonna be lazy until I die
does your cock also have that?
Based
hot~ please let me sit on you
I think most people use a brass jacket to be fair
bet
The leavebutton is free
o-oh~
hi crystal~
Maja is your pfp you
Hey! Hru sister?
does it look like me?
i love you too!
BL
I don't know what you look like
p!avatar @pastel quartz
does it look like me?
whats BL
Maja I will steal shit from your house
Who the fuck told tophattwolf to get the fuck outta here
huh? anybody did that?
I'm gonna steal your legs
Dumb brainfarters did,yes
Homo
very homo~
Maybe
super homo
If you give me food
did he listen to dumb people?
I'm cooooold it's cold here heeeeeelp 😭
No but rude and degenerate people
Not like you but like ivan
If you cook worse than me I will yell at you
Yes i called someone out so what
We'll do a cook off
It's true what can i say.
hot~
er der om 30
mwh- really hot~
thanks babe
I'm gonna eat my sweets and pass out
(I'm sweets)
I like drinking too bad I could turn into an alcoholic
even more fun UwU
yes
:3
:3
translate for me babe
Haiii chat
hiiiiiiii
It's been like 4 hours
Yes
go be a boywife
hohooo I see you live that far east relative to me god damn
Healthy 4 hours of sleep
congrats on your 4 hours, aim for 5 next time :3
🥺
I will boil you
🥺
less sleep = more study = more chances I'll get into that uni

I might become a technician and I'm hyped
comment basically says what do if i want to get out from the back but the driver only opens the middle doors on the bus
so in a situation like this there are a couple of options, one is that you press the stop button and hope that the driver notices, second one is screaming nicely
"HEY DICKHEAD, OPEN THIS FUCKING PISSY DOOR"
eeh ok dont scream like that
I wanna do interesting stuff
yes but less sleep = less information goes into brain
fair enough
get sleep when you can though, otherwise good luck, we have faith in you @uncut obsidian
not having to sleep would be a cool superpower ngl
literally me
RAT

real
As long as you bench 225 everything will be fine
Gonna sleep
imagine all the procrastination you could do
hope I'm a nightmare to you guys
this hits too close to home
2 rats one piano 
Can I have anymore Animan Studios memes please
gn
asking for a friend
You can do the rump shaker huh?
it goes from 3 hours before 1 am to 9 hours before i have to go to school 
can you do the thugshaker
pull up your shirt
lemme see that
Unironically this will help alot
Oh you got the bootie on you
Procrastination helps your brain
this man even schedules his procrastination 
efficient 
ive gotten good at it
Drop the fire
blessed
what he talkin about
unfunny, i'm not in it cunt
do y'all know that discord will add voice messages
the voices
still accurate mostly
Song ?
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not sure abt what remix it is in the vid
more please
uh
Motoko down bad
!lemon
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!banana
🍌
!1984
@ruby minnow
me
fake
Real
me

is that 60 rubles
Bottom ass emote
Bottom ass? Where??
Look in the mirror


https://youtu.be/xA-ayM5I4Jw
thought id just... drop this here
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And so the day has finally come
The dead hours of brainfart begin once again
hiyooo!
wanted to post an image of someone protecting a computer from viruses by placing condom on lan port, image was blocked by Clyde Bot cuz its deemed inappropriate 😅
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