#πͺbruh-fart
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also aksel how the fuck do i rizz up the postal company
in what way
ah
i'd say try to be humble and sorta "i get the job done"ish
bet
say that you are very organized too
but humbly
but not too humble
but mainly you gotta explain that you're organized and you're good at looking for new solutions to increase efficiency
bet
post pic of dog
I shared this with a friend last night too I've got a pic of Cloud Computing
did cloud computing win ?
A lot his lifetime earnings are over 1 Million
damn
damn
what was the guy called that managed to crack horse racing again ?
Bill Benter
ah right
mfer really had that free money cheat
The guy who made like a billion dollars
didnt the Hong Kong race track buy him off ?
Hello everynyan
Kermit like voice ? they did him dirty
how are you?
Fine sankyu
I wish I was her
I wish I was her
I wish I was her
I am her
Proof?
spicy
bz why do you appear here
π
outside of brainfart 2.0
h-hey
Noom with dat new pfp
who sitting on whose lap
I cycle though a bunch of them like a sped
I am neglecting my duties here for a fleeting moment
I'm down to be dude with the green cap, next to the red dude
sup
reaL
you prolly weigh less than me but i want to be the little spoon at the same time
Not much the usual, you?
That wasn't supposed to be you with a period
doing fine
ur cum?
we can swap on intervals
warning I get sleepy tho
but it was kinda cool in an edgy way with a period
my sleep schedule is broke as hell hohee
Yeah I'm a little quirky teehee, just goofy sometimes hehee
its ok i can fuck mine up again
@digital quartz
goated with the sauce
we stay silly

give it time I'll conjure something up
Better not
or the other guys will wake up
more cute pictures?
I can do that too
thank you~
fr!
thank fuck this only applies to the US and Canada, got a lil scared there for a sec

fluffy
Gorg the eater of souls
I hate it here!! Can't install during lightning storms!!!
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or this
must... not... make... misogynistic joke... agh
dms exist
replace women with bottoms and its fine
no bottom (male) has ever betrayed me
tops have sadly
i can be a bottom for you


Beverage of the gods
me when
The fuck is boysmell
no clue
6yo me with the shampoos in the shower
I'm gonna put it in a can and sell it
me and who β€οΈ
me
girl bath water? how about BOYSMELL
π³
No, fuck off, it's me and Bruno
π
i can accomodate two dw
is this ai voice or some really good voice actor doing the voice?
β
Good morning frens
morning rav
whats up?
idk why but this cat reminds me of ivan
damn its pretty good
Ugh, my computer fan driving me crazy. Ima replace it
still going with noctua?
Yeah ima switch to noctua, looking on Amazon for the right one
CBBE BIG FAT COW BODY TYPE
ye bet, all fans inside my pc are noctua and never had problems with them
well i can fit only two fans
big noctua nh-d15
me
the fuck is this?
You cant just sneak an actual justin roiland conversation in with the AI generated stuff
im working on making ranni say the cock and ball torture meme
wish i had a bestie like that fr
The voice actor has had allegations of many sexual abuses and one regarding a 14 yr old
I was not surprised at all about the roiland allegations

Dude like that was bound to do something fucked up
False imprisonment too gawd damn
if only not french
Bill Gates has some explaining to do
No you're staying in the cage until you finish your CV
my cv is finished i just need to finish the cover letter
bro wtf thats literally me
never had to make one so just researching wtf to write in it
Dear sir or madam
I regret to inform you that i require money
I am passionate about not starving to death
yeah fair enough thatll be good enough
Send me your location, I promise I won't torture you in a container
I did already finnish it
time to cash my 1 month work worth 2 euros and go to germany then
plot twist its literally himself
Sorry I only keep men in cages
bed
What the fuck
a gal (male)
its sentient
a (fe)male
Yay
16 times the detail with intimate parts
Real
CBBE body replacer
with big bouncing natural breast
and 8k sweaty body texture
Also high heels animation pack
real
yes pls
go back to vr chat cori
skyrim vr letsgooooo
skyrim sex mod

well technically just a framework for sex mods
but i wouldnt know much more about it than that
Here lemme post it again
Achsooo
You know what always ruins my immersion with the 8k CBBE body textures
The lack of pubic hair, how does my shieldmaiden Dragonborn even have time to shave down there
clearly an oversight on the modding teams side
True!
finally a speech where i believe him
todd for president
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Why not just play a different game at that point
@heady crow
stubble can look really good tho
im force feeding that ai site clips of ranni
so that i can make some hilarious audios
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Objectively true but i would still not date a man with a stubble
I date clean shaven twinks or women
based
based
only problem with that is I think sooner or later i have to stop dating twinks
based?
As I get older It's just gonna get weird to date twinks
And i dont like real men
so I'm just gonna date women
Twinks can only stay twinks for so long
expiration date
Feed them estrogen 
theres something angry large women and masculine dudes have in common
we could all use a twink every now and then, as a treat
just a little morsel
Well you see unless they fully transition, that only increases their shelf life a little bit.
And if they fully transition they're women
so my point still stands
And I can't be like 28 dating 18 year old twinks
that's very cringe
Same
still old
Yea
Oh my gosh
Boomer
Yes! I've been having more luck with my cane
Hell
the pain is catching up
Your life is basically over
Say some gangsta is dissin ya fly girl
Just give em one of these
yeah you guys are so close to the end
I'm fine with it
me? im full of youth. ive got my whole life ahead of me
If god wants to take me, they can
who here has that "trolled too much" meme with the guy in a straight jacket?
(im 23 btw)
Fuck you
Join us in the retirement home
I already know it
Didnt just get up immediately again
Yeah I hate when I have to like
had to sit there for a bit
ngl i feel the same way when i skate now
Same
Have you seen my cute deck?
Literally me
no
this is mine
Id rather not talk about it
early test of getting ranni to say the cock and ball torture meme
One of my brothers told me he'll gift me 1kg of creatine
itll last you a few months yeah
Later friendo
aight ttyl
@gentle saffron
that decks fly as hell
You know what, I think I am gonna try to go get my drink with just my cane
Build up some resilience
I have never tried creatine
Why don't you
i mean its nothing special
Creatine some bitches
flour without any taste
Already did
Oh damn
Shocking I know
I love my girlfriend, having bitches is awesome
ivan there was a cat posted earlier that reminded me of you
show
I swear Cropol, any twink or person with pronouns on this server, I go to check the mutual friends tab, and you're just in there
mixing creatine and boiled water...
Literally me
No you didn't
accurate
Everyone has pronouns
I am in no one's friend list
Photoshopped
I mean to say in bio
but i forgor
halfway through the sentence
Its the alzheimers
bunger

I wont
plop sound
my pronouns are he/him
good for you
Confirmed a dude
confirmed himbo
God made me not delusional and confused
What's it like to have a mental handicap?
Then why are you here?
because i am a threat to the delusional and confused
my cat
on my keyboard
Wow man I bet you're fun

that thing goes hard
gonna make an edit about this
Payday time
Wasn't me
Industrial fleshlight
Someone sent it to me, I stole it from them
I think it's actually making suggestions
You know 50 k for that actually seems pretty cheap
it already knows
the local home depot selling some fucking gas
Oh my god
Time to get a second mortgage and bore my way down to Australia
Crab chair
oh hell no
went shopping and the packet of potato starch I bought opened in my backpack
Oh no
Fucking rip
for the low price of 1100 doubloons
how are you gonna explain that to the cops
That once happened to me with yoghurt
@broken topaz
Can you do a voice synthesis of "lotion on my dick"?
I feel like that thing is an untapped goldmine.
I told you already those times are in the past for me
It's starch officer I swear
with jordan peterson?
Whomever you wish
But I think Rani's voice would work best
well i dont have Rani synthesised
in high school i used to go and buy 30-40 packs of instant mashed potatoes and when someone pissed me off id drive to their house and sprinkle them all over their lawn before it rains
after rain their lawn is full of mashed potatoes and there is fuck all they can do about it
im procrastinating opening that backpack again 
still got some instant mashed potatoes from last years hikes. Might go do some trolling
idk sounds like a W to me honestly, imagine waking up to a lawn full of mashed potatoes, ez breakfast
officers love that prank, always gets em laughing :)
Those dumb pigs don't think about much, but they love a good joke :)
me when 2 weeks later the summer heat has turned them into a rotted mess
fried mashed potato
im synthesizing ranni rn so i can make her say some retarded shit
Im sure this technology wont be abused 
only ethical memes here
Peter Turbo Dogal Rorn
ya'll got any more of them surreal german memes
just hit up Bruno
not this again
he the plug frfr
not the surreal german memes
help
i fucking hate it so much
That was the plan
it worked
everything wouldve been fine without skyler
man why couldnt Skylar just be cool and cook meth with walt
tomb
hey
yes
if not for the fact that a pack of potato starch decided to explode in my backpack
how are you ?
onwards and upwardsπ
im synthesizing a compilation of all ranni's dialogue
that sounds good
yeah idk I tend to just be here now in the mind gas section
so i can make her say the cock and ball torture meme
u still helping the people ? π«‘
ohh, iβm guessing you havenβt played gamma at all?
i should synthesize the guy from the
at everyone
please do not announce to the server
when you are going to go masturabte
can you synthesize Falcos voice ?
Oggi Alle
sometimes, I havenβt been going on discord much recently
If i had a voice clip of him taking for a while
Alright everyone send me all your Falco voice mp3s
time to concoct a devious plan

And then i can remake that at everyone announcement
in falcos voice
FALCO
send me a 1 minute clip of you talking about random stuff
AT EVERYONE
PLEASE ANNOUNCE
ahh, yeah I haven't played gamma since last year I think
so when are you going to get the helper role? 
hey uhh Falco I heard a new Sopranos season drops soon but only if you talk to me for a minute in VC
I dont make the rules
They're bringing back Gandolfini just for this
didnt even think about that
this is the best i could synthesize
damn Ranni really got the weirdest quests
helper role? naaah iβm super inactiveπ
i was running out of lines the software would let me synthesize
and most of the clips i was using had background noise
but you do help a lot of people in the time you are here, if I had a vote I would vote for you 
AT EVERYONE
mainly that trailing sss sound
how do you get it to synthesize that well
I press the generate button
You're surprised the dude literally named Gandalf is coming back from the dead?
I feel like this is an announcement Jordan Peterson actually had to make on his discord server
i guess you're using clean audio clips whereas im forced to use sub ideal clips
Tony the White in Season 7 
Squingle
Squinlge is massive
look at the head wtf
you sure Squingle doesnt belong to the family of big cats ?
Damn bro you got a mini bob-cat?
more of a tiger
Caracal
hold on

nooooo
WAIT NO
he will talk one of these days Cori
YES HOLD ON
wish I could be the scrooboly boingus in someone elses life
Haii haiii haii 
hello
Oh hai
@grizzled meadow

What is this?
Ah I thought it's Falco voice
do one with Tony Soprano making him an offer he cant refuse
Id have to get some uninterrupted dialogue

But i have other stuff to do besides making funny voicelines
D:
plus im almost out of free words to generate
@grizzled meadow please
thus far we only got one clip
me with brainfart memes
but that one is actually good 
Big pussycat
It is I saw it and was like >Ima take this right infront of you and then repost it 10 minutes later just to send a message. Thanks babe.
And now i own it lol
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
of you
you chose your words wisely
brutal
me
Original Isaac only
me as fuck
literally me
furry?
Are you this cute?
Me jelly.
my brother in christ i am adorable
I can agree with that
truly the epitome of cuteness fr
yeah we're on the same page
(im an 183 cm alcoholic military man)
literally me too
what's that in yards
idk im pandering to the euros
300 burgers
ty
you are welcome
isn't 183 over 6 feet
nice I can now do absolutely nothing with that number
NO

Nooo
LEAVE THE APES ALONE
I can imagine someone in full kit screaming this

literally me Fr fr
the way left channel sound stops going mid video is mildly uncomfortable
with that being said
metal pipe falling sound effect
damn literally me
that's ridiculous
no way you can put
in a box
fuck
epic fail
bro posted his philosophy essay in the youtube comment section
i will say that video was unreasonably funny
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the way he comes running
How wrong can one person be?????
Bing chillin
Jon Xina
I could really use some Lao Gan Ma right about now
whats ligma
hey, you stole the meme i stole
Between the dozens of people on this channel
We probably only follow like three subreddits and five youtubers between all of us
Reposting the same shit
Joe mama
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Memes handcrafted for a small group of people are the best

Situational humour is generally funnier
congratulations on being one of the 8 people to watch lucky star
I didn't
that is my favorite thing
even better
no one has watched it but everyone knows what it is
No meme beats falco warning dutyer out of habit
not a fucking soul
omg bruno hiiiiiiii

you are my target audience bro
Please, go be horny somewhere else
uh huh
honestly
I did a good deed today
Time to balance it out by burning an orphan
Either way, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents? 
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

time for lifting
A shop?
stealing 
clown
Oh hey a bug
yum
free protene

Imma steal ur heart
no u wont
Good one.
(This isn't flirting, they're worth a lot)
Loser
Ima steal your dildo
i dont have one, my family is homophobic
literally me

European parents moment
+69 accuracy
You left me with no choice
I'm going to call your mom
Nice file
π π±
ok ok, I was just kidding, seesh
π
someone's at the door brb
I hang out with equally baffling people
you just gotta find friends that are autistic enough
is their laugh anything like that video that people post when aldo bans/mutes someone
i just wheeze a lot
Lmao
either i do a wheeze or i laugh like kingassripper
Skin them alive and sell their organs
Kindey's go for around 20-80k
So take them
4 people, 8 kidneys = a whole lot of money
you just take one from each, idiot
then you can sell the other organs too
Just take both
p!xkcd 914
Take their eyes, then their lungs, then their kidneys

This fucking bot seriously have everything
I'm more worried about the fact that he knew the EXACT comic number

Talk about twisted thoughts.
Also that
p!xkcd 68
p!xkcd 69
Falco is 5
Were is that nerfed dragon anyways
wa?
Grimmy
"fuck the cosine" lmao
pfff, he ain't a dragon lel
I stole the meme from someone who stole the meme from someone you stole the meme from

From???( you're killing me here you rodent!
You know I'm right
π
Either way, where is he?
taking a break from here, which is good
hey back
"May God bless and keep Aldo
Far away from #πͺbruh-fart !"
yes :>
Then, take their hearts, as well as drain them of all their blood. Give the blood to Michael. You might be wondering who Michael is, and my answer to that question is, you'll find out soon enough.

Aldo transcended .
Aldo got a life
Don't create a Paradox, it's dangerous.
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thank you for reminding me
I still need to wait a month to post this cta
its silly brainfarting, im sure its nothing 
One question, Skom. Would you like to meet Michael?
sure, i's also just silly muting, I'm sure it's nothing 
goofy even
any funny mutes?
#ββ’stalker-chat was battling a multi accounter who hates gingers(re-arranged word) and jews
so the usual?
yeah sounds like the usual
we have a complete moron in install support
In what now
channel full
warger

the wargussy
Halo
he literally says that he doesnt have to listen to us trying to help him because its a free world
this guy
he left
i gave it up trying to help ppl in installer support. I value my last 3 braincells to much
Literally why we now have Helpers and bot commands
I did the hard part creating bot commands, now it's in their hands
Poor helpers tbh. i don't envy them
Me neither and they have the whole road cleared since me and Cat did everything by hands back in the days
You are literally insane
Helpers have bot commands, documents, guides, etc.
I know

That's why I'm a moderator and based
hey krieg

whats up


my favorite mod fr fr
hop on battlefield and join me
im popping off im 60-10
You can't be this insane and a moderator without being based
Dunno, i can tell you whats down tho
so true so true
And as I always like to remember, I become a moderator because I wanted to help
And in fact, #βπfaq and #π€bot-commands are 99% me
you know what would really help this server ? Announcing when you are going to mastrubate
bet
yes
Hey falco, if I posted porn one day, would you tell me to delete it before like, deleting it yourself or out right mute me?
I already did the meme but I have no balls to actually do it because that would be bye bye for me
i can do the meme
Streaming giving birth
I'm too kind with everyone around here (if you're not a bastard asshole unrespectful etc.)
I look forward to taking this out of contest.
The elitist Leo is what really brings it together.
I would tell you to delete that if I was around
ppl have porn on their pc? Man the internet is a thing you know
Theres a ratio of like 20 pics of porn to like 1 meme on my phone
Yeah no I don't envy Helper's or Modderator's jobs.
They offer so much help for free and they still get shit-talked.
Also, mantaining #πͺbruh-fart is a nightmare with all the shitters here, lel
i literally have not one porn image or video on my pc
brainfart is a relief compared to support
said no one
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Letsβ¦.not talk about it
they really Hansel posted irl
So hot right now
@digital quartz so are we gonna hop on bf4 or not
ngl posting crackhead Strelok should be forbidden on this server
the good old can pipe, never gets old.
smoking an apple is more based tho
yes
less aluminium and burned plastic lining in your lungs too
fr fr. Also good for the environment (i'm a responsible addict)


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