#🎪bruh-fart

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orchid robin
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bro

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i just heard a payday2 soundtrack used in an ad

heady crow
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tomb this aint good skull4k
the fucking cv i was almost finished with, just needed to add some rizz is gone

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i need to fucking start over again

digital quartz
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Hello ElPedroChicoRaulAlfonsoTejada,
I am writing to inquire about the business proposal that was tangentially spoken of during last months business expo. Would you and your colleagues be free on this Friday?

  • Warm Regards Tomb-omb
heady crow
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idk anymore literallyme

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its just not there

orchid robin
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Wait

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You did save it right?

heady crow
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it should have automatically saved

orchid robin
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Bruno

digital quartz
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do you use word on desktop ?

heady crow
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it was an already opened file i fucking opened

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ILL KILL YOU

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KRIEG

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DONT SAY ANYTHING

orchid robin
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Okay

digital quartz
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or Office 365 ?

heady crow
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alright im shutting this shit

digital quartz
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Word should be making temp saves

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if its on desktop

orchid robin
digital quartz
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and your last copy should be in the cloud on Office 365 if you didnt delete it

heady crow
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yeah not on the cloud, the file i was basing it off of does not want to open for some reason

heady crow
digital quartz
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I think you should try that in person rizz

orchid robin
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Yeaaahhhh imma wait till you calm down

heady crow
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nah im good

orchid robin
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Okay

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Ahem

orchid robin
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Never trust autosaving, always manually save and double check before you close any important file

midnight tree
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cv writing is fuckin horrendous

digital quartz
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dread I dread the day when I have to apply again and will have to search for all my recommendations and shit again oh god

midnight tree
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it's like trying to write a fuckin ad for yourself

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i hate ads

orchid robin
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yeah bruno is gonna murder someone

orchid robin
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and i think ive just put a target on my back

midnight tree
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bruno writing a cv to femboys hooters

digital quartz
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just do a CV (fictional) and lie your ass off

heady crow
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fr

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fuck this im just gonna make a new and better one

midnight tree
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write a fanfic about yourself and then send it

heady crow
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fuck me

digital quartz
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yeah write that down

midnight tree
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sir yes sir

midnight tree
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omw

heady crow
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bet

lusty sonnet
digital quartz
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or just start working there and when someone asks just say "I am the new guy"

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ez

ruby minnow
heady crow
plucky void
solar obsidian
orchid robin
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Aka “the intelligence agencies of the respective countries will fuckin kill us”

ruby minnow
grim radish
uncut obsidian
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4am

ruby minnow
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cum

uncut obsidian
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I'm literally half awaje

fading shuttle
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game more

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coward

ruby minnow
warped elm
hot python
warped elm
gentle saffron
warped elm
ruby minnow
heady crow
gentle saffron
warped elm
gentle saffron
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what did you do tohim

ruby minnow
gentle saffron
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no

ruby minnow
fading shuttle
ruby minnow
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won't buy

fading shuttle
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there are other ways

grim radish
ruby minnow
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the opportunity has come

pastel quartz
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i did not ask to see this

orchid robin
fading shuttle
heady crow
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google pawn swallowing

warped elm
heady crow
midnight tree
broken topaz
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hahaha

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you should totally hike there

midnight tree
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hmmmm

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i do like mushrooms

heady crow
heady crow
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my cousin did hitch a sailboat ride to sweden from southern finland tho

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i wonder if i can gather up the same amount of rizz

midnight tree
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what if you gather the jizz rizz

heady crow
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from who?

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you?

broken topaz
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From everyone

midnight tree
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i mean

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i have a surplus

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if you need it

digital quartz
hidden path
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Whomst want to buy a bow

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sellin

heady crow
digital quartz
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w2b bow have 10 gp

plucky void
gentle saffron
broken topaz
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Not that kind of fungus

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I wouldnt jizz into a sock

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I'm not a caveman

gentle saffron
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weak.

midnight tree
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you have a single big mushroom don't you

broken topaz
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huge

midnight tree
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proof?

digital quartz
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black mold are fungi too technically

broken topaz
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banger tweet

gentle saffron
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did he say yes

digital quartz
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average oreo filling only eater

broken topaz
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average arm pit enjoying giga chad

gentle saffron
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wish a woman would do this to me

midnight tree
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i'm mildly indifferent as to where i'm being smothered

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i could be smothered with a pillow in my sleep and i'd get hard

broken topaz
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real

digital quartz
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I think I like breathing too much for that

gentle saffron
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coward

broken topaz
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weak

digital quartz
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I cant even wear scarves skull4k

gentle saffron
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how pathetic

digital quartz
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I hate having anything in my neck area

broken topaz
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Amount of air you're getting is inversely correlated to how hard you are

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true facts

gentle saffron
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need a large buff woman to full nelson me

midnight tree
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need me a gentle woman to smother me gently with her chest fr

gentle saffron
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the only way i want to die is strangulation by the thickest thunder thighs god has ever put on this earth

hoary elk
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i need a woman that crushes my skull with a cinder block

gentle saffron
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real

midnight tree
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a cinder block would probably break if pitted against my skull

hoary elk
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you should try

midnight tree
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bet

digital quartz
midnight tree
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i ate my last one

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don't have any more

hoary elk
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just download one??? you're so silly

queen finch
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i rescued a penguin today

ruby minnow
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penguin meat

gentle saffron
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the penguin in question:

hoary elk
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cool chimps

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👍

gentle saffron
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those great apes go hard

vivid marsh
hoary elk
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better than bored apes

queen finch
queen finch
heady crow
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youre fast with it

queen finch
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side of the road

gentle saffron
heady crow
queen finch
digital quartz
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just take one when you are visiting Bruno

vivid marsh
queen finch
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they are not secured here, just put in the ground and then they pack the dirt around them

vivid marsh
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Who wants

heady crow
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ill steal the orange ones that they leave for the guy who plows our roads

digital quartz
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classic

queen finch
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Dorf Life

vivid marsh
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Got that romani in you

queen finch
digital quartz
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I stole a fake palm tree from in front of a bar once

queen finch
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we just carried it out past security, they didnt care cuz we were wearing work clothes and high vis

broken topaz
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I used to have a stop sign in my old bedroom

heady crow
heady crow
digital quartz
broken topaz
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I'd have one of those in my apartment

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fr fr

heady crow
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id steal one

broken topaz
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But my apartment is also located in a crackhouse

midnight tree
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a 2-in-1 barrel fire/table

heady crow
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cori you live on customs?

queen finch
digital quartz
heady crow
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no sadge

digital quartz
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oh that was meant for Cori

heady crow
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wow ok

broken topaz
heady crow
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doesent have free intel folders?

queen finch
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next to the germany flag

broken topaz
heady crow
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what a scam

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get out of there and move to the norvinsk region of tarkov

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or was it the other way around

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idk

broken topaz
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I am stuck in this crack house

vivid marsh
broken topaz
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too poor to move

heady crow
vivid marsh
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Uni

digital quartz
vivid marsh
queen finch
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on the Autobahn that sign means light speed

heady crow
broken topaz
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the zoomies sign

queen finch
digital quartz
ocean pulsar
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kanye has a lot to say about highways

vivid marsh
queen finch
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every BMW and Audi Driver: Warp Drive Engaged

midnight tree
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@broken topaz @heady crow what if we all moved in together and made our own crackhouse?

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😳

vivid marsh
queen finch
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tho this sign makes me want to die

digital quartz
heady crow
queen finch
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this sign legit eliminates all my will to live

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or what little i have left

heady crow
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elefantenrennen

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what the fuck

vivid marsh
midnight tree
broken topaz
heady crow
heady crow
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atleast here the truckers speed like 10km over the speed limit

queen finch
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makes me wanna commit hate crimes

vivid marsh
midnight tree
digital quartz
queen finch
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lol theres a wikipedia about it

devout hull
ruby minnow
heady crow
queen finch
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or 80

digital quartz
queen finch
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ah its 90

digital quartz
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if you go over you are fucked because radar and road police WILL stop you

heady crow
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ah so

broken topaz
queen finch
digital quartz
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and if you stop you are fucked because you will be late, and being late will mean you are fired

heady crow
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its even more fucked when a truck tries to pass someone

queen finch
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even if you get in a normal traffic stop

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and they check your driver card

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they can fine you for going too fast

digital quartz
queen finch
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since it logs speed

hoary elk
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sexy sweet yummy

heady crow
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dios mios

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KRAFT POWER STRENGTH

queen finch
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when ur on the autobahn and think to yourself "well shit, guess imma slow down for once"

digital quartz
broken topaz
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Man when i was going back home one time from a small day trip

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I was on the autobahn in the evening

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when i drove into a storm

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Couldnt fucking see shit

heady crow
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hes me

broken topaz
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Everyone was going legit like 40 at that point

vivid marsh
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Is everyone here just german or what

queen finch
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that vid i posted, that turned into pure white after like 10 minutes

vivid marsh
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Ok

hoary elk
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yes i love sauerkraut

vivid marsh
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Is it true döner kebab is the national dish

heady crow
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thats just snow?

queen finch
vivid marsh
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I knew it

queen finch
# heady crow thats just snow?

yea, but fresh snow, when i went off the autobahn and came up the off ramp there were no tire marks, but already deep snow

vivid marsh
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Thank you turks for bringing good things to Europe (kebab) 🙏

queen finch
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drove through a village, couldnt tell whether i was on the road or driving through someones front yard

midnight tree
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bro i've driven in fog that made me be able to see a solid 30m ahead of me in the middle of the night on my way to a job once and i held a solid 80kmph the entire way

digital quartz
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A1 Baustellen dread

steady trellis
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that snow while driving rly gets fun once you are in the alps

broken topaz
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A1 is undrivable sometimes

heady crow
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your villages really dont leave poles marking the sides of the road?

midnight tree
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during heavy snow

digital quartz
queen finch
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come to Brühl, A553 really nice track, no speed limit at all, or the A61 or A4 are also good for going fast

midnight tree
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they have too many bulgarians and turks already

heady crow
broken topaz
heady crow
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too bad estonias economy is starting to get better, need to get actual poles soon

digital quartz
broken topaz
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So like

queen finch
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A553 i set my overall speed record, 300kph

broken topaz
queen finch
digital quartz
heady crow
lime dew
queen finch
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300kph on a public road

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felt like im boutta die and was sweating

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that was with a hellcat btw

heady crow
steady trellis
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tunnel effect at 300 is in full effect kekw

queen finch
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everythings a blur

queen finch
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my buddy that owned the hellcat was riding shotgun and just laughed his ass off

hoary elk
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i wish walter white coached me

heady crow
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fr

digital quartz
heady crow
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also i hate and love cable curls

queen finch
heady crow
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you can go so deep beyond failure on them

midnight tree
heady crow
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sdjfhsdjfhsdf

hoary elk
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regular bicep curls on a pulley? i've never done them

queen finch
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only on the autobahn you can legally overtake a police car going 250kph/150mph

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or get tail gated by a mercedes or BMW

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and have it flash its high beams

heady crow
digital quartz
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😴 Sonntagsfahrer

midnight tree
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bruh you could be going the speed of light and you'd still have a bmw tailgating you

heady crow
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just get it up and slowly go down

vivid marsh
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Break check!

queen finch
digital quartz
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Im not sure I remember those Hey Arnold episodes

hoary elk
queen finch
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how the A1 feels like

heady crow
hoary elk
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💪

digital quartz
queen finch
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@digital quartz

grim radish
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German clueless

heady crow
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i might switch to doing preacher curls with a ez bar and some other variation, maybe cable curls before it

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ill see about it

vivid marsh
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I do preacher curls, they give a nice pump

digital quartz
heady crow
vivid marsh
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Curls is an isolated exercise though, so I do not really give a shit

lime dew
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very experimental

digital quartz
heady crow
queen finch
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why does VW block the Caddy at 180kph/110mph

heady crow
queen finch
heady crow
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might just go alone too who knows

grim radish
digital quartz
queen finch
heady crow
digital quartz
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oh you would love Cologne Brüno

vivid marsh
heady crow
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ill do so if you both will buy me a drink or two

vivid marsh
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Compound exercises >

digital quartz
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pepelmao I can buy you 2 Kölsch dw

queen finch
vivid marsh
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I do almost exclusively compound to hit all the muscles I need to, without having my schedule filled with a lot of other exercises

queen finch
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How i go shopping

digital quartz
vivid marsh
queen finch
heady crow
queen finch
heady crow
queen finch
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Früh Kölsch

orchid robin
vivid marsh
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Next time buy and make a nice dinner 👍

heady crow
# vivid marsh Rows

but when youre working your back you dont want to do activate your biceps at all?

vivid marsh
heady crow
queen finch
digital quartz
vivid marsh
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It also depends on what kind of rows you do

queen finch
heady crow
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alr mb mb

heady crow
vivid marsh
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Seated cable

queen finch
vivid marsh
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The one I have hits primarily my traps, lats and biceps

queen finch
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Shotgun some Faxe Cans

heady crow
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what kind of grip

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some close grip?

vivid marsh
vivid marsh
digital quartz
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skull4k Faxe, you really are alcoholic damn

queen finch
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Faxe is fucking disgusting, but good when youre already hammered

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and dont care too much about the taste anymore

queen finch
vivid marsh
heady crow
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ye its the one i use too, does wonders for lats

vivid marsh
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I've tried dozens of different grips and I found this is the one I like

queen finch
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if the Bundeswehr wouldnt exist Alcoholics Anonymous could shut down

vivid marsh
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Works very well

queen finch
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Bundeswehr keeps up the supply of alcoholics

vivid marsh
queen finch
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and cigs

heady crow
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i still dont get the bicep part, either bicep or the back fails first leading to where one of them is not trained well enough. Thing with bench for example is that you need to activate pecs, front delts, triceps etc to get it up but you can just not acticate your bicep during a cable row and drive your elbows to your sides using lats as primary movers. I did have problems with using my bicep at first during cable rows but learnt away from it

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anyways thats just my schizo thoughts on it

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if it works it works

midnight tree
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i basically only do pecs with cable or dumbbells

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doing it on a barbell doesn't really get my pecs much and my shoulder doesn't like it

vivid marsh
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Of the muscles worked when I do seated cable rows

midnight tree
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you can't really feel much of the muscles on your back so you kinda gotta just do as best you can

vivid marsh
midnight tree
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true

vivid marsh
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I can feel the lats big time when I do pull ups

heady crow
midnight tree
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you could hit me in the back with a pipe and it wouldn't really hurt me much

vivid marsh
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Best feeling throughout my sesh

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Lat & bicep pump 🙏

midnight tree
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i can feel my shoulder blades rotating during pulldowns

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sorta the best indication of doing it correct i get

heady crow
midnight tree
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i can make my traps look fucking massive by flexing them and raising my shoulder blades up

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like actual giganeck

vivid marsh
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Got me looking like

midnight tree
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i got more of a swole neck

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with the bend and everything

heady crow
midnight tree
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lemme see if i can take a good one

heady crow
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bet

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ill send a pic of my deflated ass self then

pastel quartz
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bruno flat ass confirmed

heady crow
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real

digital quartz
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bruno dumptruck confirmed

heady crow
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real

fading shuttle
digital quartz
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Backfischbrötchen is goated

heady crow
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tfw english people dont comprehend other languages having words that cant be translated 1 to 1

midnight tree
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took a pic of my arm instead

heady crow
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feel that

midnight tree
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since i don't have a good place to put a timed camera i can only resort to one handing my phone

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which leads to complications

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sending arm pic tho

digital quartz
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although I'd rather have lemon slices than pickles

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who tf puts pickles on a fish bun

heady crow
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peeks out enough from there and remains there

heady crow
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tell me you guys sell these at grills

digital quartz
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once a week most german cities, towns or villages have a market day where local producers come and sell their stuff

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and our fish stall sells Backfischbrötchen, wich is just fried fish on a bun

heady crow
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😭

digital quartz
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well its supposed to be local but the candy stall is dutch skull4k

heady crow
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i would NOT survive a week in germany

pastel quartz
barren zinc
digital quartz
heady crow
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bout to be working weekends to get days off yep

heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
digital quartz
pastel quartz
digital quartz
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no

pastel quartz
digital quartz
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also what does train mean in this context ?

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wait

heady crow
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well

digital quartz
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dont answer

heady crow
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yeah

pastel quartz
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train my cocksucking abilities

digital quartz
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on second thought I do not want to know

heady crow
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there we go

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how accurate is this

digital quartz
heady crow
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😭 '

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homie smelling fruity

pastel quartz
digital quartz
hoary elk
pastel quartz
hoary elk
digital quartz
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also Shinji would never

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only the real ones stay grey

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shout outs to my homie @hoary elk

hoary elk
vivid marsh
digital quartz
orchid robin
hoary elk
digital quartz
orchid robin
digital quartz
hoary elk
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Protkekw

orchid robin
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Basically im gonna bring wine

digital quartz
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and a beard

orchid robin
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No

digital quartz
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and a huge mountain you can build a monastery on

orchid robin
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With no chicks allowed

austere shadow
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He's gone

digital quartz
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no chicks allowed

hoary elk
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cool ice cream looking churches

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me like

queen finch
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Bavarians = German version of Rednecks

digital quartz
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Meck Pomm ?

vivid marsh
ruby minnow
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i wish Day Before was a real game

digital quartz
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GrokChadGAMMA mysterious stranger

vivid marsh
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I love energy guns

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Blowing someone up with .50 cal explosive is fun

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Blowing someone up with a meltdown laser rifle? Even better

plush creek
vivid marsh
digital quartz
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poor powder gangers skull4k

vivid marsh
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They deserved it

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They hurt Easy Pete & Doc Mitchell. It's the least I can do

solar obsidian
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based

vivid marsh
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Man remember when Aaron Paul was in FNV?

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Such a cool character he voiced

warm fossil
warm fossil
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I have no idea why I decided to show up here considering I should be sleeping but oh well

solar obsidian
vivid marsh
wary flume
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I want to see my infringements

vivid marsh
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I believe him having done voice actor work in FNV helped him get his role on BrBa though

warm fossil
solar obsidian
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nice, didnt even know he voiced fnv. i only knew about the actor from Friends

warm fossil
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might as well post this fat fuck

crimson flame
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go slep

warm fossil
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fine

fading shuttle
warm fossil
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have a great day/night y'all

wary flume
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I have a question how do I keep making infringements and not get banned

solar obsidian
wary flume
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Cause I know for a fact imma fuck up at some point but when I do it’ll be a ban

solar obsidian
vivid marsh
fading shuttle
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i end misinformation

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because i am cringe

pastel quartz
wary flume
vivid marsh
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He voiced for FNV, why else would he be there

fading shuttle
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misinformation that isnt spread by me specifically sucks

vivid marsh
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Smh

solar obsidian
wary flume
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The moon is made of cheese

fading shuttle
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the earth is a triangle

broken topaz
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Actual line spoken

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by aaron

wary flume
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The sun is a square but the light rays bend it to look round

vivid marsh
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Yeah man that's what he was

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A brotherhood scout iirc

wary flume
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Do you get in trouble for pinging mods

solar obsidian
fading shuttle
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i remember when i broke into Caesars tent and aaron said "this is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed"

wary flume
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@grizzled meadow

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Can I see my infractions please

vivid marsh
fading shuttle
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then theres that scene when you meet mr house for the first time and he says "hand over the chip, bitch"

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aaron was so talented

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its such a shame we lost such a talented man

vivid marsh
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May he rest in peace 🕊️

vivid marsh
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I remember

fading shuttle
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he actually voiced Boones wife

digital quartz
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I wish I had a little Novac Dinosaur rocket souvenir

broken topaz
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Comes with free radiation poisoning from being in the same room as those rocket souvenirs

hoary elk
vivid marsh
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See? I wasn't lying

ruby minnow
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who did he voice tho

vivid marsh
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Literally from IMDb themselves

digital quartz
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im sure Ill just end up with superpowers clueless

ruby minnow
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he voiced boone?

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damn

vivid marsh
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He did

fading shuttle
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he fuckin voiced caesar

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whaddya mean

vivid marsh
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I knew I recognized that voice when I saw El Camino

fading shuttle
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i love breaking bad, just being able to see the prequel to el camino was great

vivid marsh
gentle saffron
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he didnt voice boone

heady crow
gentle saffron
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hes fucking lying

broken topaz
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Last season of Better Call Saul was such a good setup for Fallout New vegas

vivid marsh
fading shuttle
gentle saffron
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jason marsden did

vivid marsh
gentle saffron
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you yakubian ape

fading shuttle
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yeah, aaron voiced caesar

heady crow
vivid marsh
fading shuttle
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my favorite voice line is "relax, im fucking with you, bitch"

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he was so good as caesar

heady crow
orchid robin
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bro, taking artifacts from electro anomalies is literally a game of "go fast or fuckin die"

fading shuttle
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reee, gamma in my brainfart

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go away normie

gentle saffron
orchid robin
digital quartz
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lies

heady crow
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Google as a source monkaS

vivid marsh
gentle saffron
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okay

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next up

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ill go thru every source

orchid robin
digital quartz
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they are all fake and we choose not to believe in them

heady crow
digital quartz
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I will only allow alternate facts in this court

heady crow
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Go to fnv credits

fading shuttle
gentle saffron
vivid marsh
gentle saffron
#

i am the anti-bit do you understand

fading shuttle
#

i must say though, Fassbender was great at being the courier

gentle saffron
#

there is no fucking fun allowed

heady crow
#

Yall are all schizos

gentle saffron
#

i will quell the fun i see here

vivid marsh
#

From the IMDb itself

woeful lance
#

one of my friends sent me some stuff for my ak and he included a spent .50 cal round

#

very cool and neat

digital quartz
woeful lance
#

i do not have the tools

gentle saffron
vivid marsh
#

See? Told you

#

The REAL real cast of FNV

gentle saffron
#

why does it put liam neeson as jason bright of all characters

#

lmfao

woeful lance
#

he also sent me some norinco ammo which i will never fire

vivid marsh
#

Liam Neeson jason bright prayge

gentle saffron
#

all jokes aside did you know that bryan cranston was supposed to play easy pete but was too busy with the production of breaking bad 😱

#

what a role that couldve been

digital quartz
#

wdym ? he did play easy pete

vivid marsh
#

Yeah man, that's why he's so proficient with explosives in BrBa, it's a nod to FNV

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
#

damn the real fnv voice actors discussion is still going

digital quartz
#

its a contentious topic

vivid marsh
#

I will not tolerate any LIBERAL lies

digital quartz
#

a lot of misinformation going around

fading shuttle
#

aaron

#

voiced

#

caesar

#

WHATS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

solar obsidian
#

A-A-ron

gentle saffron
digital quartz
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

aaorn did not voice caesar, he didnt voice fucking boone, he voiced oliver swanick

#

if yall are gonna make claims at least be right

digital quartz
#

claims ? this is factual information

errant river
vivid marsh
#

Who won the lottery bitch? I did bitch!

solar obsidian
#

runs to the giant radscorpion nest

gentle saffron
#

yo mr white, guess who won the lottery yo

vivid marsh
#

Smell that air bitch! Couldn't you just snort it like meth?!

errant river
#

Oh we have colors now

gentle saffron
#

i aint gettin put on no cross, bitch!

vivid marsh
#

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, BITCH

hoary elk
crimson flame
#

absolutely not

hoary elk
#

you don't know me...yet

vivid marsh
solar obsidian
crimson flame
#

😳

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

i hate that

#

why must you defile my ears

fading shuttle
#

trust me brother, they wish they could defile more than that

#

be happy that they can only do this

crimson flame
#

"yeah we should kill this troll"
"moans"
"WHY"

solar obsidian
#

we had a moment and maja ruined it

crimson flame
#

also i woke up at 4am for the first time in months

#

feels great man

narrow briar
#

Hold up isn't maja a dude? kekl

uncut obsidian
fading shuttle
#

they are an eldritch entity

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

the poor trolls just want their troll toll

gentle saffron
#

for the boys soul

solar obsidian
digital quartz
#

except that one troll that is hiking the prices fuck that troll

pastel quartz
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
#

voltaire doesnt like just because hes hetero, surely clueless

crimson flame
crimson flame
pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

no its about if i want to hear it or not

#

you can moan all you want if you are not in vc with other ppl

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

why are you like this

pastel quartz
digital quartz
pastel quartz
#

i dont moan to anyone, that game just amkes me moan tho

solar obsidian
#

i mean i cant blame @crimson flame for liking people who have self-respect

pastel quartz
#

ur just unlucky ur the one playing it

digital quartz
#

Do is ask this question or do I let it be

#

what about Divinity makes you moan ?

solar obsidian
broken topaz
#

You guys are unlucky because youve never heard me sneeze in discord vc

solar obsidian
broken topaz
#

only brüno has

heady crow
pastel quartz
broken topaz
#

its just a moan after

pastel quartz
#

i dont moan in any other game or anything so i suppose its divinity

broken topaz
pastel quartz
#

oh, i moan i

solar obsidian
pastel quartz
#

in bloons too

cedar hatch
digital quartz
#

I sneeze loud as fuck

midnight tree
#

very cute

cedar hatch
#

^

broken topaz
#

Oh right

warped elm
heady crow
broken topaz
heady crow
#

Hiii!! Heyy!! @cedar hatch

crimson flame
gentle saffron
#

ill moan in ya ear like god bless america

digital quartz
gentle saffron
#

my head burrs

#

help

heady crow
pastel quartz
#

@amber marsh buy me this
please

broken topaz
#

Penile extender?

digital quartz
#

the old rusty axe ?

heady crow
#

What?

#

I think it doesent extend it

pastel quartz
#

the clothes

broken topaz
#

How big is a wiimote?

crimson flame
broken topaz
#

Do people actually need or use penile extenders???

digital quartz
amber marsh
pastel quartz
#

no proof of that

heady crow
gentle saffron
#

some people got small dicks

#

let em be

amber marsh
#

Oh hey, I'm a trainee

broken topaz
#

"The body of the Wii Remote is 148 mm (5.8 in) long,"

#

Its slightly above average even

crimson flame
amber marsh
#

I WILL FIGHT YOU

heady crow
cedar hatch
digital quartz
#

wait

#

is that why you like summoner classes ? dread WTF

broken topaz
crimson flame
#

summoner is actually very powerful but yeah maja doesnt like summoner bcs of its powerful

pastel quartz
digital quartz
pastel quartz
heady crow
#

Feel that. Plan is to get through lukio in 3.5 years but well see about that with the current amount of work i put in daily (none)

#

Atleast got my cv done today yep
Summer bout to be a dream working at smarket

crimson flame
#

i am sorry im going to defile your eyes but

maja wants to summon multiple minions and get gangbanged by them

and i think its stupidly hilarious

digital quartz
heady crow
crimson flame
#

LUCKILY the game only allows you to have 1 summon in the entire game

pastel quartz
#

i'm literally wasting my whole hotbar on one fucking giant, and it ends up doing less than fane with one buffing spell

digital quartz
heady crow
crimson flame
hoary elk
heady crow
#

But any port in a storm ig

cedar hatch
ocean pulsar
#

Falco????

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

but you can amplify elemental damage

heady crow
#

You werent talking with Jackie back then right?

pastel quartz
#

i need to waste all my attribute points just on geomancy just to even try using poison incarnatees

crimson flame
#

and some enemies just have too much armor

orchid robin
#

5 regular loners, 2 skat armor level loners and 2 exos.......i wouldnt wanna raid the flea market if i was the bandits

pastel quartz
midnight tree
#

it's just a skill issue

cedar hatch
uncut obsidian
#

what game are we talking about

midnight tree
#

divinity original sin 2

cedar hatch
digital quartz
#

Divinity, maja likes her summons a little too much @uncut obsidian

cedar hatch
midnight tree
#

divinity is such an ez game bro how can you struggle with this

heady crow
pastel quartz
#

considering necromancy can oneshot 8 enemies in one time, and i cant even deal 50% dmg to one enemy or his hp with a hyperbuffed summon, i dont think theres a point in using a summoner

crimson flame
#

maja sees big beasts, maja emits a random moan

uncut obsidian
digital quartz
#

I see a pattern

heady crow
midnight tree
digital quartz
midnight tree
#

after summoning

midnight tree
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
heady crow
#

Also santeri am i a twink?

cedar hatch
heady crow
#

Alright bet

midnight tree
#

my mental block wont allow it

digital quartz
#

I am the help

heady crow
pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

true hit up the mirror

cedar hatch
pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

just go full pyro and crit

#

you will literally one shot enemies on tactician

midnight tree
#

necromancy is best paired with something else tho

pastel quartz
gentle saffron
heady crow
midnight tree
#

just go big dude with big sword

heady crow
digital quartz
cedar hatch
crimson flame
#

polymorph is absolute wack

midnight tree
#

polymorph deez nuts

crimson flame
#

i love it

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

i can slap people with my tentacles

digital quartz
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
#

You wouldn't understand

crimson flame
#

of course maja moans

grizzled meadow
#

🤌

midnight tree
#

smh

#

humans are clearly the superior species

pastel quartz
heady crow
midnight tree
#

white human male warrior stereotype ftw

pastel quartz
#

elemental perk, + blood that blood sacrifice gives you, + 20% from 2x blood sacrifice from skin graft
is kinda mroe than encorauge heh

midnight tree
#

style points are clearly more important

grizzled meadow
heady crow
midnight tree
#

divinity elves look funky they got weird tummies

ruby minnow
woeful lance
digital quartz
heady crow
digital quartz
#

with long ass necks

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
#

Hansel posting

midnight tree
#

they tall tho so they get a pass kinda

digital quartz
lusty sonnet
heady crow
digital quartz
#

not be a tall lanky stick

queen finch
wary flume
stone blade
#

hi dudes

hoary elk
#

Nice pfp

stone blade
stone blade
heady crow
orchid robin
wary flume
#

Wrong guy

grizzled meadow
foggy mantleBOT
#
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grizzled meadow
#

I hate Discord

pastel quartz
#

oh, hes back

stone blade
#

I hate discord too

wary flume
#

Yeah