🎪bruh-fart

[remote vine]

Yes. Thank you.

[lime dew]

you'll never be a good puter person without thigh highs

[abstract path]

(Me)

[orchid robin]

and maja

[abstract path]

If rango told me one thing

[lime dew]

they funnel the blood from your legs to your brain

[queen finch]

whack

[abstract path]

Then it's to not fuck around too much

[narrow briar]

so glad I'm not a puter person, I'm an automation person

[abstract path]

Because death will someday stand at your door

[lime dew]

thus making you puter better

[lime dew]

i've read about these things, he needs a permit to come in

[lime dew]

you can just not open the door

[narrow briar]

when death comes

just say NO

[ruby minnow]

when death comes

[abstract path]

When death comes i gotta get with it

[ruby minnow]

wrong screenshot

well y'all see it again

[narrow briar]

[abstract path]

[orchid robin]

ooo death, ooooo death, wont you spare me over, till another year

[ruby minnow]

don't let the mf have the joy

[abstract path]

Isn't that pretty short?

[lime dew]

when death comes

😳

[orchid robin]

i got the whole song if you want

[abstract path]

Like ohnestly

Even the galaxy is faster then the time on earth

[orchid robin]

no u

[abstract path]

Wh-

[orchid robin]

idk what to say im just trying to study

[abstract path]

-> ah

What are you studying, friend?

[orchid robin]

discrete maths

i dont like it

[narrow briar]

honestly change to puter science

at least you'll have something useful

(and you'll fit in)

[abstract path]

Do science

[orchid robin]

I AM STUDYING COMPUTER SCIENCE

[abstract path]

Then you can kill someone freely and say you did it for science

[warm fossil]

oooh

shit to read

[warm fossil]

man I love reading conversations

[orchid robin]

read this

[ruby minnow]

i love stealing your balls

[narrow briar]

how people can be so... stupid?

[abstract path]

Dun ask me kinda clueless here
Can just tell you it surpises ne every day again n again

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[orchid robin]

bro we are actively killing the only planet we can live on

[narrow briar]

Different server, a rando just comes into general chat and says "bruh my father just fell down and can't get up, says he has numb arms and legs and can't move them"

[abstract path]

BRO

[narrow briar]

what the fuck why are you not immediately calling an ambulance but writing about that on the server

[abstract path]

Let that dude fall down the stairs

[orchid robin]

doubt its fr

[abstract path]

Push him down

N o w.

[narrow briar]

no

[warm fossil]

okay I'm going back to gaming

farewell brainfart

[narrow briar]

im not planning on teleporting to the other side of the world just to smack some idot

[ruby minnow]

i will steal your balls

[abstract path]

Ohnestly

Same

[orchid robin]

what about smacking someones ass

[abstract path]

They can live an idiot and die like one

[orchid robin]

now you would do that

[warm fossil]

alright

[abstract path]

Smacking someones ass so hard they fell down the stairs

[narrow briar]

please

[abstract path]

Wha

[orchid robin]

please what

please what?!

[narrow briar]

please as in, an expression of exacerbation

or whatever was the word

[orchid robin]

he is cappin

[ruby minnow]

@narrow briar this guy is a twink

[orchid robin]

agreed

let him take on the mantle

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-20636803

[abstract path]

Even if i am 1.80m?

[ruby minnow]

isn't crystal already a femboy

[orchid robin]

shes a femboy

not a twink

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[narrow briar]

anyway no, I wouldn't

[abstract path]

Heck

[ruby minnow]

she was born as a femboy

[orchid robin]

THESE ARE 2 SEPERATE CATEGORIES, DO NOT MIX THEM UP

[ruby minnow]

twiboy

[orchid robin]

thats just a twink with extra steps

[narrow briar]

i woulda traveled to a person who would spend time with me, not to just slap random ass lol

[abstract path]

That sounds cool

[abstract path]

Me

I generally can and will spend time with friends

[orchid robin]

same......but include the ass

jk jk

[abstract path]

Do you like the forest?

[orchid robin]

or maybe not

[ruby minnow]

i mean its a good place to hide bodies

[orchid robin]

or hunt for wendussy

[ruby minnow]

yes

also

i haven't been able to capture a wendussy yet

still hunting

[abstract path]

I do not recommend

[orchid robin]

@abstract path dress as a wendigo and shoot him with a colt1911

[narrow briar]

depress a wendingo

[abstract path]

As good as i can aim ingame i will hope for the best irl

[orchid robin]

okay heres an uzi with a drum mag

go nuts

[abstract path]

And you just gave me one of my favourite guns

,_,

[orchid robin]

for real?

the uzi?

[abstract path]

Yeah

[orchid robin]

come on, you can do better

[abstract path]

But i also like me a 50BMG sniper

And

A trench shotgun

[queen finch]

Blood sucker pussy aka Bussy

[abstract path]

Or like

Pretty much any shotgun

[orchid robin]

20 gauge?

[abstract path]

Yes

[orchid robin]

thats the weakest caliber

literally used only for ducks and rabbits

[abstract path]

Then what's the highest?

[orchid robin]

10

10 gauge is the highest

but it only really comes in the form of double barrel shotguns

so the more recommended caliber is 12 gauge

[abstract path]

Ah yes

12 gauge

I think i have even seen it very often

[orchid robin]

cuz you can have semi-auto or pump action 12 gauge shotguns and they are more compact

or a fully automatic one like the usas-12

[abstract path]

What about an AA-12?

[orchid robin]

aa-12?

tf is that

oh i see

[abstract path]

Or was it the AA-22?

[orchid robin]

nono its 12

[abstract path]

Ah good

I finally recognized the name

[orchid robin]

huh never really came upon that one

looks like a more modern and sorta slicker auto shotgun

[abstract path]

Yeah

It can be half-automatic

Which is why i love it for a reason

And the striker 18? You can upgrade it to have a bit more range

Up to 10-20 meters

If anything i love shotguns

[orchid robin]

striker 18?

[abstract path]

Yes

They wantet to put it into the police arsenal once

But hence the reloading time it was, well
Not a good idea they've decided

[orchid robin]

well the only thing close to that i can find is the usa armored personell carrier called "stryker"

cant find any record of a shotgun thats called striker 18

[abstract path]

Basically

Armsel protectra

[orchid robin]

striker-12

[abstract path]

That's it's earlier name

Ahh

[orchid robin]

thats the only one i could find

[abstract path]

Show me

Actually

[abstract path]

Yes,that one

[orchid robin]

WAIT A MINUTE

THATS THE STREET SWEEPER

[abstract path]

WHAT?

[orchid robin]

THE MAIN REASON THEY DIDNT INTEGRATE THIS SHOTGUN INTO THE POLICE FORCE IS BECAUSE OFFICERS UNIRONICALLY CALLED IT THE "STREET SWEEPER"

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1066702332492005476/eat_a_salid.webm

[abstract path]

Omg

[uncut obsidian]

SPIDA

[abstract path]

Cute spida

[orchid robin]

name him philip

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/psl-fire-burning-building-on-fire-gif-14879622

[queen finch]

name him Harald

[orchid robin]

name his sir lancelot

okay seriously tho this chat is really hindering my capability of studying

imma disconnect from disc for the rest of the day (i mean till night)

[uncut obsidian]

Don't study

Studying is fake

[abstract path]

You: talks wih me about shotguns
Also you: needs to study

[orchid robin]

SEE?

[abstract path]

Meh i ain better

[orchid robin]

you are the problem crystal

[uncut obsidian]

All "knowledge" was made by humans

[abstract path]

Someone said it for once

[orchid robin]

new knowledge added by me

i did your mom

[uncut obsidian]

Therefore all knowledge is fake

[orchid robin]

so i didnt do her?

[uncut obsidian]

You don't exist

Wake up

[orchid robin]

yay

anyways off i go to disconnect for the next 4-5 hours

see you then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-wave-waves-waving-gif-19641333

[abstract path]

See ya dutyer

And hi bruno

Hru?

Howd you sleep?

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[abstract path]

That is if you slept lol

[heady crow]

Could have slept better. Was kept awake till 3am by a couple of guys but i cope with coffee

[abstract path]

Why does the line "i cope with coffee" sound so familiar?

[heady crow]

Did a Quick upper session at the gym and bout to drive to the city for recycling

You?

[abstract path]

I kinda just woke up an hour ago, ate breakfast and idk when but I'll defo drive to my bfs house today

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gun-funny-gif-21016685

[broken topaz]

How did you get footage of me getting ready for bed everynight??

the sleepy cocktail

[abstract path]

God damn

Didn't your mum tell you that you shouldn't drink before sleep?

[broken topaz]

You always sleep easier after half a bottle of vodka

[abstract path]

Ok, agreed

[fading shuttle]

just masturbate before bed, always works, doesnt need money

[broken topaz]

Can't do that

[fading shuttle]

skill issue

[broken topaz]

But probably the best sleep ive ever had was on the floor of a friends room

drunk on vodka

[abstract path]

Bro

[broken topaz]

Never slept better in my life

[abstract path]

I wanna get drunk someday

[fading shuttle]

the best sleep ive ever had was during my literature class

[broken topaz]

Go out buy beer

real

[amber marsh]

Bro some times I just wanna hug all of you

[amber marsh]

Dam, grok be out of he roster I see

[light steeple]

we gon fight

[light steeple]

no green or french ?

[broken topaz]

REAL

lets pipebomb the local oil conglomerate

[amber marsh]

Grocc is french

[fading shuttle]

in minecraft

[broken topaz]

in a video game ofc

lets disrupt the globalised digital infrastructure

in minecraft tekkit

[uncut obsidian]

@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/CcJIE9kjoQo

[queen finch]

Vintage Story is better than minecraft changed my mind

[broken topaz]

Is that the weirdly convoluted medieval crafting game that looks like minecraft

that i watched you play once?

[queen finch]

yes

[broken topaz]

Boomer minecraft

[queen finch]

exactly

[ruby minnow]

@queen finch got his balls blowen up

[warped elm]

no wonder hes such a cunt

[queen finch]

im not a cunt

[fading shuttle]

yeah, hes a dick, not a cunt

get it right

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748295326837768222/1022149038994370653/Screenshot_20220921-1614552.png

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059918678805725184/1066358127341076570/endercat.gif

[solar obsidian]

p!avatar Neppers

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for Neppers#6686

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[solar obsidian]

oh boy

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-tiktok-gif-25640255

[solar obsidian]

my honest reaction

[steady trellis]

[gilded edge]

Litteraly

[amber marsh]

Oh hey, I've seen that before

[fading shuttle]

bridget doesnt have tits

they have a dick

i shant stand for this

[gilded edge]

:emoticon:

Emoticon

[solar obsidian]

ah the experts

[grizzled meadow]

Sei il più forte

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle

[gilded edge]

Non mi ero accorto che era di un altro gruppo...

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1046108792695292044/image0-165.png

[solar obsidian]

p!translate IT šiandien val

[foggy mantle]

Original

šiandien val

Italian

oggi alle

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972145083954651166/1047150266434203748/IMG_20221129_133643_814.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1046513310704619621/fd05ddc26ad715d083d8e56513d8cab8.jpg

[slim osprey]

Hooy shit

Moth

[solar obsidian]

@abstract path

[slim osprey]

Moth posting hours

[queen finch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KOVGqAwm3sk

[narrow briar]

https://youtu.be/yzre_VjLISw

[digital quartz]

dripped out moths

[queen finch]

rice gum is a chinese spy

[digital quartz]

if ricegum has the mental faculties to be a spy he plays the role of an idiot at an oscar worthy level

[amber marsh]

Yay garandthumb!

[ruby minnow]

bro truely fuck Microsoft

i bought forza 4 from steam because their shitty app wouldn't work and wouldn't let me download it

and the progression doesn't transfer

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-moth-insect-gif-13778644

[ruby minnow]

idk how Microsoft can be at the same quality as an indie company even tho its worth billions

[queen finch]

https://youtu.be/DEUaIK9QoEk

[solar obsidian]

they can get away with these things because of how big they are

[ruby minnow]

and now

Xbox PC app

decides to start working

but the download speed is still trash

[solar obsidian]

fucking legend. the crowd are fucking cringe

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1066725059114324019/IMG_20230121_234045.jpg

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Ferocious+waggish+colorful_b854c4_10217640.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

me with the boys

[steady trellis]

seen that, might try it

[uncut obsidian]

i fucking love it

my first 10 minutes are great

[steady trellis]

not a tank fan, so only thing gettin me into it wold be playing with people

[uncut obsidian]

(it's sinlgeplayer)

[steady trellis]

ack

it dies right there then

[ruby minnow]

i refunded forza 4

going to buy it when money comes into the account

[queen finch]

get IL-2 Tank crew, multicrew on a sherman or panther is hella fun

[errant river]

How's the performance? Last i played it kept lagging and crashing

[uncut obsidian]

60-40fps on max(ish) settings

[errant river]

Sick, thanks

[uncut obsidian]

gtx1650 + i510400f

[errant river]

Awesome

I have the same GPU lol

[steady trellis]

as i said, not a huge fan of it to begin with - not gonna go outta my way for that

i should focus on my ISG ironman anyway

[queen finch]

welp you can also multicrew planes in il-2 if that's more up your alley

[amber marsh]

https://youtu.be/noCr2-VmHXI

Oh boy

He's going at it too

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1066735612457123860/20230122_095439.jpg

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/1066736062984097813/1674397332502480.jpg?width=349&height=662

[lime dew]

vibeo gane,

[steady trellis]

[solar obsidian]

new exile dropped

[ruby minnow]

@tacit cradle welcome king

[grizzled meadow]

Say hi to your new bestfriend

[solar obsidian]

@queen finch femboy posting hours

[grizzled meadow]

He likes to get blowjobs from bloodsuckers

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-bloodsucker-on-bicycle-gif-20911439

[tacit cradle]

The fuk spacial anomaly did I step into?!

[queen finch]

Gorilla grip

[steady trellis]

it's the midnight train going BRAINFART

[lapis pecan]

Hey lads

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[lapis pecan]

I have a question

[tacit cradle]

Where am i?

[lapis pecan]

Queer giraffe?

[grizzled meadow]

#╓☢stalker-chat message

We have a "no jokes about this shit anymore please and thank you"

You're in the memes channel
You can talk about fucking a bloodsucker in here all you want

[ruby minnow]

this here is advanced warfare

[ruby minnow]

memes channel?

memes should be fun

this isn't fun

[narrow briar]

rp exile when

[grizzled meadow]

Well unfortunately for you this is the memes channel alright

[ruby minnow]

this

[grizzled meadow]

@tacit cradle it's temporary, not forever, don't worry

[lapis pecan]

Dude i had a brain fart so i came to the brain fart channel to say the words "queer giraffe"

What am I doing with my life

[narrow briar]

elmontonious

[solar obsidian]

the right choices

[tacit cradle]

Was there a pin? I might have missed it if I did. Been years since I used discord

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/996110036822671411/94BBE4D0-73DD-4B50-868E-66C44B0464CD.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Yep there is a pin, obviously

[amber marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6FM5R3xV878?feature=share

[queen finch]

where did he get exiled from?

[amber marsh]

[solar obsidian]

stalker general. it has a no sus posting pin

[tacit cradle]

Lol it's fine. I'm perfectly aware I'm an unforgivable furry degenerate. After all, why suffer from madness when you can relish every second of it?

[warm fossil]

How can you even think about R34 when playing Stalker of all things

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/309776776194949120/1014792827261169724/bimplyactvity.gif

[warm fossil]

that literally should be the least of your concerns, even better, you shouldn't even have it

[tacit cradle]

Ngl would smash

[queen finch]

there's other channels here? thought it was only brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Welcome home

[tacit cradle]

Like I never left

[grizzled meadow]

We got another one fellas

[warm fossil]

🎉

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-love-is-love-sexy-time-gay-boy-time-gif-17362277

[solar obsidian]

the real gamma server

[warm fossil]

WEAK

[grizzled meadow]

"The server is clogged"

Mf just do that

Smh

[grizzled meadow]

Dream server

[warm fossil]

exactly

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM

[narrow briar]

with 200k people in it

[warm fossil]

damn, Blacklight's cooking somethin' up

[digital quartz]

let him cook

[tacit cradle]

But naw actually having a bloodsucker mode where you can see heartbeats and living creatures would be badass. Some anomaly or lab gives you a mutation or something and turns you into a partial bloodsucker and you loose sanity (max psy hp) the more blood you drink but sakharov cand give you medication to temporarily halt the transformation.

[narrow briar]

literally an RP theme

that happened

[tacit cradle]

... there's a mod for that?!?

[warm fossil]

doubt

[digital quartz]

give Blacklight access to the rp channel Falco

[warm fossil]

#931238326172794881

[narrow briar]

nah, no mod

[tacit cradle]

I cand Dying Light my GAMMA?!

[narrow briar]

just some RP weirdness

[queen finch]

I'm banned from shädbase

[grizzled meadow]

That's already more serious than the usual "lol bloodpussy"

[warm fossil]

where even brainfarters fear to go

[grizzled meadow]

I think he can read that

Exiled can't just talk

[digital quartz]

thats a fate worse than death

[ruby minnow]

your drip is weak

[tacit cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/dammit-eric-cartman-south-park-dang-it-darn-it-gif-22243865

[ruby minnow]

damn bro they firing shots outside

[digital quartz]

Clockwork orange style rp exile where you are forced to only read and never participate in #931238326172794881

[ruby minnow]

if i didn't know any better i would think i'm living near a boot camp or something

[errant river]

This is great

[tacit cradle]

Yea no f that Dr. Evil sob.

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981236619745038400/1027851740474789899/B194F80E-5804-436C-B397-1F19A5154ADA.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-bug-mouth-bug-inside-mouth-bug-on-mouth-gif-11925476

eat ze bug

[tacit cradle]

Ambition. It's a good thing to have!

[tacit cradle]

I see you like to live.... DANGEROUSLY...

[solar obsidian]

@plucky void is the internet explorer of memes

[ruby minnow]

@plucky void send the oldest meme you have

[grizzled meadow]

live in ze pod

[ruby minnow]

Falco!

[tacit cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kobold-noises-angry-kobold-noises-gif-19071124

[ruby minnow]

daily Hansel posting

[grizzled meadow]

Hansel is so hot this year

[plucky void]

I can't help it if the classics are better than the absolute shit people push nowadays

[ruby minnow]

i will remind people this

[lusty sonnet]

oggi alle

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle

[digital quartz]

what happened to Owen Wilsons nose ?

[grizzled meadow]

Falco, so hot right now

[lusty sonnet]

cap

[grizzled meadow]

Accident, I don't remember what exactly

[broken topaz]

@grizzled meadow oggi alle

[grizzled meadow]

At everyone saying oggi alle

[tacit cradle]

Finally my character's sleep is back up. Damn I love the moon artifact

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow oggi alle

[orchid robin]

@amber marsh i need help

[amber marsh]

What can I do for ya

[orchid robin]

can you decypher what he wrote

like the obvious ones i get

but what the fuck is the last word of the sentence at the top

[ruby minnow]

mf is this the doctor language

[orchid robin]

IKR

MY PROFESSORS WRITING IS ATROCIOUS

[digital quartz]

is decoding the engram part of the assignment ?

[ruby minnow]

Thank you all moderators for revealing personal information of your communities members

[orchid robin]

if it is then i failed

legit my professor writes the letter "s" like this

[ruby minnow]

this information will be used to advance our companies revenue

[orchid robin]

the letters at the end are supposed to be "s"

[tacit cradle]

This is fucking hieroglyphics. Give it to Sakharov.

[steady trellis]

its been to long since i saw Klingon

[orchid robin]

his α looks like a fuckin Q

[lusty sonnet]

αρτλιος?

[orchid robin]

its supposed to say άρτιος

[heady crow]

@orchid robin arent you supposed to not be on discord

[orchid robin]

i came here for help

[lusty sonnet]

i dunno why i saw lambda

[orchid robin]

i can decode what the fuck my prof wrote

cant

[ruby minnow]

Walt JR glowup

[heady crow]

Fr

[broken topaz]

Have you tried asking him?

[orchid robin]

ah fuck

guess this is the only way

gonna have to be via mail tho sooooo

imma just send him an ss and ask what the fuck

WAIT

WAIT A SECOND

I THINK I GOT IT

[broken topaz]

you're gonna send the SS?

[heady crow]

Ofc its the german to make that joke

[orchid robin]

that bastard was writing "άρρητος"

[ruby minnow]

yo guys

[heady crow]

YOOO

King shit honestly

[ruby minnow]

now to be completely honest

its a smash

[orchid robin]

god his writing is so bad it took me 8 mins to figure it out

[heady crow]

Its a smash eitherway. Hes a good looking dude

[orchid robin]

okay see ya

[heady crow]

Cyaa

[broken topaz]

True

would hit it from the back and the front

fr fr

[ruby minnow]

i fucking coughed on my tea

[heady crow]

Fr fr

[ruby minnow]

i thought you liked femboys not men

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-huh-gif-18307887

[heady crow]

Me

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1066739975539925092/20230122_095427.jpg

[broken topaz]

shut up kitty

[tacit cradle]

Honestly with enough lube any hole is a pussy

[ruby minnow]

[broken topaz]

What did he mean by this

[heady crow]

This is my favourite content on the internet

[ruby minnow]

cat edits

[heady crow]

With random cs/bf4 content inbetween

When he hits the edgebug 😊

[ruby minnow]

EDGEBUG!!!!

[tacit cradle]

Wait.... What did YOU mean by "would hit it from the back and the front" ?!

[heady crow]

We like men here

[broken topaz]

No we dont

[ruby minnow]

i like femboys

not men

[broken topaz]

I just meant i would fucking

punt the silly cunt

from the front and the back

[heady crow]

What cori said

Mb

I was mistaken

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/grant-stevens-grantstevensmma-punching-boxing-heavey-bag-gif-24994991

[heady crow]

I was being a little goofball

[tacit cradle]

Well then imma fit right in [ba dump tshhhh]

[broken topaz]

big boy like you might not fit right in

Okay i leave again

[tacit cradle]

As in... kick? Thoughts we were talking about smashing

[broken topaz]

You might have been

i don't fuck

[tacit cradle]

Oh... Whoopsie.

[broken topaz]

And brüno definitely was

because he likes men

[broken topaz]

[gentle saffron]

who doesnt?

on god

[ruby minnow]

Live from Blacklight's room

[broken topaz]

Me

[gentle saffron]

speak for yourself then dawg

[heady crow]

This is all a ploy to gaslight me

Fuck you cori

[gentle saffron]

i LOVE men

[broken topaz]

It is

[broken topaz]

Fuck me yourself coward

[gentle saffron]

he is literally me

[tacit cradle]

Waaaayy too few hyenas. I'm a furry not a brony

[heady crow]

Bout to order those cruise tickets

[heady crow]

Prepare to open that relationship

[broken topaz]

I'm about to open something entirely different for you

😳

[gentle saffron]

icky im outta here

[heady crow]

A can of Coke?

[amber marsh]

Let's all get in an open relationship

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[tacit cradle]

A bag of cocaine?

[broken topaz]

Claims he likes men
Leaves when men start getting down to business
???

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[heady crow]

Where are my UNIRONIC lovers of men at

[midnight tree]

not here

[ruby minnow]

i love femboys

not men

[tacit cradle]

Shy? You can break him of that. It's what sex dungeons are for.

[plucky void]

Detroit: Become Human

[tacit cradle]

Dem sum thicc fingers.

[ruby minnow]

literally me

[tacit cradle]

Holy shit 9x21mm sr-2m ammo is BULLSHIT to build! 5.7 is waaay more efficient

[pastel quartz]

Hai bf

[tacit cradle]

Ok in comparison to other ap ammo maybe it's not that bad

[broken topaz]

Bro

go to #💣tarkov-released

[grizzled meadow]

He can't

He's exiled

[broken topaz]

Oh

EXILED

KEKW

i mean tbf

its the only channel i use

Uninstalled gamma last month

[heady crow]

Idk i only use this channel and music

[uncut obsidian]

bro, it's literally #╟❓general-offtopic but with memes

you can talk about anything you want here lmao

[heady crow]

Shut up madi

[broken topaz]

This is my safe space

from tarkov

[uncut obsidian]

anything as long as it's not restricted by #📄rules

[broken topaz]

EVERYWHERE ELSE I GO

I HEAR TARKOV

[heady crow]

Cori what if we go tarky with my friends at some point :3

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1050001845902397470/schizo.gif

[ruby minnow]

i said this once i'll say it again

[broken topaz]

Maybe

[ruby minnow]

memes are suppose to be fun
this is not fun

[uncut obsidian]

who said this is fun?

[warm fossil]

that's right

[heady crow]

You progressed on quests since the last time we played?

[warm fossil]

because fun is not allowed

[broken topaz]

yes

[ruby minnow]

me

[broken topaz]

im lvl 16 atm

[heady crow]

:3

[uncut obsidian]

fak u then

[ruby minnow]

well i said its not fun

[heady crow]

Wtf lvl16

[ruby minnow]

accepted

[heady crow]

Youve been playing

[broken topaz]

i played a small amount of tarkov

[ruby minnow]

Madirex likes men confirmed

[heady crow]

I havent played properly since like week 2 of the wipe

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

you like men

you like fucking men

[uncut obsidian]

you don't?

[ruby minnow]

i like femboys not men

[broken topaz]

I wish i had boobs to show

[uncut obsidian]

wtf

banned

[ruby minnow]

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

i'm waiting for the refund money to come

then i'll buy the Heat thing

[tacit cradle]

Nothing wrong with liking boobs

[broken topaz]

I never said there was

[ruby minnow]

men don't have boobs

[broken topaz]

I gotta start growing some

fr fr

[tacit cradle]

Never said they do. I just heard boobs

[ruby minnow]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R GAMMA discord server is a completely Pro-LGBT community with members liking men

[heady crow]

I agree, grow out your boobs NOW

[tacit cradle]

Now that I'm out of the FUCKING brain scorcher lab

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1066316799869722654/RDT_20221222_155301.mp4

[tacit cradle]

I couldn't do tarkov. Too much gamer-on-gamer tension and no creepy supernatural atmosphere.

[heady crow]

Homie hasnt been to d2

[ruby minnow]

man waiting for a order while watching videos or playing games fucking gives me anxiety

even tho the door is right beside me and i can hear it clearly even with headphones on i'm just scared i won't hear it

[tacit cradle]

D2?

[gentle saffron]

ill be back when yall mfs got some titties

[tacit cradle]

Sure! Gimme a sec

[pastel quartz]

whatws ur favowwite food

[tacit cradle]

Here ya go!

[gentle saffron]

you should end your life asap

[uncut obsidian]

p!warn @tacit cradle don't post NSFW pics

[foggy mantle]

@tacit cradle has been warned.

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[gentle saffron]

good lord dawg

[tacit cradle]

Gotcha

[uncut obsidian]

no wonder you got exiled

[tacit cradle]

#understood

[gentle saffron]

i was expecting something funny

disappointing

[warm fossil]

ngl that was mid

[steady trellis]

it seems you didnt understand a thing

r/woosh

[tacit cradle]

Yea this point the caffeine has worn off and I'm not thinking at all

[midnight tree]

@broken topaz what's the ETA on those tiddies homie

[heady crow]

Kebab honestly

[broken topaz]

it's gonna be a while

[heady crow]

I loove cheese and rye bread tho so thats second

[midnight tree]

understandable

favorite food gotta be pasta with chorizo, pesto and parmesan

[heady crow]

Based

[queen finch]

my fav food is bussy

and cock

[midnight tree]

love me a good haloumi burger too

[pastel quartz]

A German roleplayer said that

So iconic

[queen finch]

nah jk, it's Spätzle closely followed by schnitzel

[steady trellis]

mmh Spätzle

[uncut obsidian]

WHAT THE FUCK

[midnight tree]

you gotta stop posting this garbage

there isn't a single 360 noscope in this vid

like damn

it ain't even MLG

[open kayak]

Not dank enough

[uncut obsidian]

yeah sorry I'll do more Bhop NoScope 360s soon

[steady trellis]

nuuuuuu now I'm sad

[queen finch]

why?

[steady trellis]

packaged food

[queen finch]

yes

I 100% support packaged food consumption

[steady trellis]

also its different for where I am at, Spätzle = Kaasnockn and its different.

i prefer fresh and not packaged, but i get when ppl dont have time for it

same name, different meal

[midnight tree]

eating by the pc gang

[queen finch]

always

[queen finch]

I eat, smoke, fuck, suck and shit at my pc

[lilac kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-sleeping-snoozer-sleepy-gif-26294333

[uncut obsidian]

TARGET TARGET TARGET REENGAGING REENGAGING

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1050001845902397470/schizo.gif

[primal kiln]

also you basically have to shoot BRDMs with HEAT

otherwise it does nothing

[midnight tree]

REENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETTARGETREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGREENGAGINGHOLYSHITREENGAGINGREENGAGING

[primal kiln]

No armor is best armor

[midnight tree]

they can't hit what they can't hit

[primal kiln]

I haven't played GHPC since it released on steam even though I was a long time Patreon supporter

https://tenor.com/view/tony-tony-chopper-chopper-crying-agony-gif-25439477

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/578894285743587341/1065957471459495937/4744b8b788faa0c8f72d61e44a69e643.mp4

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757348660932640910/1031496315533787156/skill-issue-skill.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

well so far I'm having fun

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/war-devil-csm-chainsawman-oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-26227434

[primal kiln]

Its great

I loved when they added the bradley

[heady crow]

oh my goodness gracious

[narrow briar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mUR3whFOT0

[midnight tree]

i got housewife hands bro

i be sticking my hand into boiling hot water to wash the dishes with no issues

i am immune to scorching oil popping out of the frying pan and everything

[heady crow]

i bet your hands are soft as fuck

maybe you even file down your calluses and nails

prolly use a moisturiser after a hard day at work

[narrow briar]

on the other hand my own hands are kinda

[heady crow]

cool down in a warm bubble bath

[narrow briar]

shedding skin

[midnight tree]

i only used moisturizer for my face which has started to dry out recently

[ruby minnow]

i just ate expensive food i'm on high on crack

[heady crow]

i use for my face and upper back

[midnight tree]

i only got calloused fingertips bro

from playing strings

[heady crow]

i bet you play the banjo

and play the harmonica at the same time

[midnight tree]

i don't have a harmonica holder thingy

[heady crow]

on the harmonica note recently found mine again

[heady crow]

dunno if i should keep playing to actually improve on it

[swift scarab]

Worlds calmest tank commander

[midnight tree]

learn the harmonica so we can play together bro

[uncut obsidian]

Bro you won't be calm when a tank is aiming at you and 4 more are coming behind him

[heady crow]

nah i know how to play. Got to the point of being able to bend comfortably till like note 7

[swift scarab]

Doubtful, I crave death

[uncut obsidian]

I also love how the intensity of the voice depends on the situation

[midnight tree]

i got a chromatic harmonica so bending sounds kinda shit on it

[uncut obsidian]

If it's destroying a small APC 500 meters away then the commander will be calm

[heady crow]

chromatic harmonica

thats sexy

fucking snufkin type beat

[orchid robin]

Im back bitches

[uncut obsidian]

If it's being rushed by 4 tanks at once then it's a fucking mental breakdown

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/snufkin-fall-oops-moomins-moomin-gif-11612221

[warm fossil]

hi back

[heady crow]

hi krieg. Hows the day been

[uncut obsidian]

hi bitch

[midnight tree]

i got a coffee cup with that dude on it

[heady crow]

nah no way

[orchid robin]

Its been eh

[heady crow]

its like youre snufkin and im moomintroll whatever the fuck his name is in english

[midnight tree]

because my mom thought he was literally me

[heady crow]

he IS you

[uncut obsidian]

Please do not insult users, thanks.

[orchid robin]

Raked a bit so at least i was a bit soothed while doing that

[heady crow]

always abandoning civilisation when winter comes

speaking FAX

[uncut obsidian]

[heady crow]

and playing tha haermonica

[heady crow]

based raking enjoyer

moved my toyota first time during winter so i actually saw some leaves

[orchid robin]

Basically my day went like this

Raked

Rolled the water hose together

Listen to domestic dispute of neighbors

Study

[midnight tree]

bro you're literally Little My

tsundere ass mf

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-peaceful-life-galen-erso-star-wars-rogue-one-mads-mikkelsen-gif-26203910

[heady crow]

true, i dont have enough main character vibes to be moomintroll

[orchid robin]

Imma set up my study on the balcony tomorrow so i can listen to chapter 2 of the dispute

[swift scarab]

Be merc
First mission is to eliminate a target
Target is uparmored UNSIG

[heady crow]

the sequel

[swift scarab]

I feel set up

[primal kiln]

I'm subjected to hearing my Arab neighbors argue all the time

[primal kiln]

And I can kind of understand what they're saying too

[swift scarab]

Throw a Molotov

[heady crow]

the only neighbor i hear is someones dog 7km away barking

[primal kiln]

My upstairs neighbor's dog will sometimes bark all day, very loudly

i've complained about it but nothing changes

[swift scarab]

We have cats that have angry loud sex outside my window during the night

Not very fun

[primal kiln]

I think we do too, though I'm not sure because the noises sound demonic

[swift scarab]

Probably cats then

[orchid robin]

Judging by the distance

You would be able to faintly hear mine

[heady crow]

if youre by the water yeah

[primal kiln]

Like, why are the two of them married if all they do is argue with eachother

[reef anchor]

NOOOO NOT THE EFEL TOWER

[primal kiln]

just triple Talaq and get it over with

[heady crow]

it carries sound well especially when the lake is frozen

[orchid robin]

No water needed

Seriously they are so fuckin loud

Whenever they argue etc

If i dont have the tv on or something i can hear them from outside

While they are INSIDE

[heady crow]

😭

[warm fossil]

do I tell them

[heady crow]

spill the beans

where did the arquement start

[orchid robin]

His wife didnt wanna go to work today

[midnight tree]

@heady crowbro The Groke from fuckin moomins scared the shit out of me as a kid fr

[heady crow]

fr

the fucking ice witch tho

[narrow briar]

broke groke

[heady crow]

that shit scared the fuck out of me

[midnight tree]

the groke is some creepypasta shit

[ruby minnow]

how tf could you get matched with a pigeon

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311965555835928579/1066689605555982427/Hospital_Employee.mp4

[orchid robin]

Hes such a gentleman

[primal kiln]

Its a pet adoption service

[heady crow]

fr

[ruby minnow]

oh

[heady crow]

90s moomins was banging tho

should rewatch it

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-liz-lemon-30rock-thats-it-excuse-me-gif-19746367

[midnight tree]

like bruh look at this dude

[ruby minnow]

i mean still

[primal kiln]

Scandinavians and their Moomins, smdh my head

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-moomin-heart-groke-happy-gif-15346033

[ruby minnow]

it wouldn't be a bad troll to get a girlfriend for your pet on twitter

twitter?

i mean tinder

[orchid robin]

I have never watched moomins

[midnight tree]

nowadays i'd bang the groke fr

that mf gotta be packin

[heady crow]

nowadays I AM the groke

[midnight tree]

aight bet

[ruby minnow]

nowadays i cum

[orchid robin]

Yep

Thats it

[heady crow]

no you dont

[midnight tree]

i think she was called Hufsa in norwegian

[heady crow]

its just mörkö here in finland

[midnight tree]

goes hard

[orchid robin]

And that evolved into them screaming at each other, her literally breaking shit down and him driving away so angry that you could hear it by his tires screeching

[heady crow]

fr

umlauts are bangers

[heady crow]

free entertainment i guess

hopefully they dont continue it when night falls

[orchid robin]

Yeah legit, idk how they functioned like a normal family just 3 years ago

[orchid robin]

Nah im watching jason bourne with the volume on by a considerable amoung

Amount

Im good

[midnight tree]

i can't even remember if she said anything but still that shit was scary as fuck

[broken topaz]

I used to hear my upstairs neighbor either fight violently or have sex violenty

and i never knew what it was

[midnight tree]

i think she's supposed to represent the embodiment of depression and sadness or whatever

[broken topaz]

There was shouting, slapping and crying

but that doesnt exclude sex

[orchid robin]

I dont think these 2 have had sex for a long time

[broken topaz]

How would you know?

[amber marsh]

Or sex peripd

Cuz you are on discord

[midnight tree]

i haven't had sex in a long time either

[orchid robin]

From the argument that i heard today? This disaster has been in the works for the past 3 years id argue

[broken topaz]

20 years is a very long time @midnight tree

I pray for you

[orchid robin]

Maybe 4

[midnight tree]

yeah

[heady crow]

so pretty much the nordics

[midnight tree]

yes

[heady crow]

i LOVE when its completely dark by 3pm

[midnight tree]

literally you and also me

[heady crow]

fr

[broken topaz]

also me

fr

[midnight tree]

fr

[orchid robin]

Not me

Fr

[broken topaz]

I live on the coast, same coast your countries connect to

so i am by extension

also nordic viking

[midnight tree]

i live a brisk walk away from the coast

[broken topaz]

about a 20 min drive for me

[midnight tree]

though i have actually sailed a genuine viking longship

[heady crow]

@midnight tree how far up do you even live

[broken topaz]

The very tip

of norway

[midnight tree]

nah i live on the east coast

[ruby minnow]

huh

[midnight tree]

between Oslo and Drammen

[broken topaz]

Bro thats sweden

[broken topaz]

oh

[ruby minnow]

i live in the racists land

[heady crow]

ah so relatively south

[ruby minnow]

Balkans

[midnight tree]

ye

[broken topaz]

I swear to god

90% of norwegians live between oslo and drammen

[midnight tree]

legit

[heady crow]

not that big of a different tbh

[heady crow]

ye

[broken topaz]

The rest live in bergen

[orchid robin]

Bruno doxxing himself

[broken topaz]

And anything else doesnt exist

[midnight tree]

there are like 3 people in Trondheim

[heady crow]

yes

[midnight tree]

around the middle of norway

[broken topaz]

Jyväskylä

[orchid robin]

Scandinavians when their capital city has a population of 350 people

[midnight tree]

yeah

90% forest

you will literally never find me

[broken topaz]

How would you rate oslo?

on a scale of 1 -10

[heady crow]

bergen ❤️

[midnight tree]

0/10

fuck that shit

[broken topaz]

Really that bad?

[midnight tree]

[broken topaz]

Worse than copenhagen?

[heady crow]

avoid at all cost

[midnight tree]

about the same level

[broken topaz]

Okay will avoid

[midnight tree]

i just despise big cities to be honest

[heady crow]

dip opinion on stockholm?

[broken topaz]

I enjoyed Stockholm