#🎪bruh-fart
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i'm so sensible and breedable rn
I sadly do not own a boat
sociopathy hours 
yo madirex do be online tho
I wonder if I'll get to say my goodbyes to falco before I go
where is ghosty
please don't say that you are going to be the one who will decide who is sensible and rational
i will be the one who will decide who is sensible and rational
how about we just murder everyone
who else, trump?
agreed
gonna cleanse the human race of the people who disagree with me fr
ty
one last kiss?
yeah no homo
so it's basically human extinction
the only rational solution
but a couple of people that didn't scare you from the start gets to live (for a while)
and cats
nah i'll leave some of them fertile
it's gonna be me and big booty bitches
it's honestly understandable how did we get in the current events
our rulers are just about as bright as you two
i'll also make sure to eat every sperm cup like yogurt and cook every ovary female eggs to make sure they can't reproduce with science
uh huh...
no homo?
mix the cum with some strawberry
🤝
i tried this
what
and its marvelous
ivan you fucking genius 🤝
what
ty khatyl
you're getting in my gets-to-be-fertile list
my bulgarian brain is unmatched
yo yo yo no homo?
it's for the greater good
one might be a little homosexual for the future of humankind
who else scratchin they balls rn
his mind is occupied with other things right now
me fr
this man is a closeted homosexual
Ivan my beloved just dropped a marvelous beat in #921156747631157299
nah sterilizing people is a better option than just going in an international genocide
eugenics lets goooo
that "zaza"
They're trying their best between the nap rooms and buffets
dammit
foiled again
yo Madirex give me a kiss bro
k
no homo
come celebrate the January 18th incident, 2023 with me tomorrow
Chinese new year is coming soon
STEAM SALES!!!!!!
I will be getting more cash from relatives again hopefully
Chinese people understand no gift is better than a wad of cash
man thank god to all countries that have these special holidays so we can get sales on steam
don't worry I'll livestream it for brainfart
I'd really like to think and say that you're worrying over nothing, and it won't go that far, but that's exactly the thought I had around a year ago, so I don't wanna jinx it
We invented Chinese new year so Gaben can give 90% off on a game nobody plays
still, gotta keep a cool head (and think of a code word gamma people can say to each other on the frontline so we can spare each other)
yell "big gey balls"
make the code
mf i was going to do that one
the code is big gey balls
but he may have lost his mind completely by now, sooo
yeah
tbh if it happens I'm just accepting my death
I already seen my sources predict some major event and then that event actually happened many times. This is one of them.
okay guys
whatever happens, if I'm screaming BRAINFAAAAART, you'll know it's me and won't shoot me, and I won't shoot you if you scream it back, okay?
alright if you can escape the country and come to Turkey

i will be at Turkey ready to kiss you on lips
Escape from Russia
no homo
if I have to take in a refugee you have to know more lore from Morrowind than me
I sure hope they're wrong this time, buddy
applicants will be judged harshly
I don't wanna live in khaaytil's cum cave
bet
if you guys get nuked i'll probably get superpowers as well because i'm close to you
hope doesn't change irl events
where are you
If you win you get to sleep on my couch
if cancer is a superpower, sure
azerbaijan
bro i'm at Turkey
It is for Deadpool
nah i'm special, i'll be getting shit like a second dick or 8 fingers
8 dick fingers
man you're one pessimistic mf, but given the circumstances, it's understandable
you went kinda light when it comes to possible superpowers
i would love a second dick
on somebody else of course
your superpower would be enhanced anus control
To be honest
you could whistle tunes when you fart
I've tried being optimistic but got I'm getting hit with terrible news almost every month
I'm gonna do something devious if the thing that's going to happen tomorrow actually happens
Madirex i'm just hoping that you will survive these events long enough to watch Barbie (2023) with us man keep yourself safe
are u gonna die?
that's why I'm trying to ignore them completely, I have no power over it, it'll definitely get progressively worse with time however this story goes, and it's only doomscrolling at this point 
no
if it happens I'm doing my best to steal an AK
madi is gonna die last, he lives in a frozen ass far away
do it, sure
i have enhanced anus control
i can hold my shit in for hours
i can also control my anus and penis muscles separately
(this is me)
I got a vid of that but I’ll do it to you when I wake up
you know English, you're not retarded, you have a border nearby, don't fuck around for no reason, try to bail instead
I've been following news daily since feb 24 and haven't skipped a single day, it's different for me
An even more rebellious action would be to fix a car and drive it into through Belarus to freedom
oh my god
how are you still sane
Well i believe you
belarus for freedom
Belarus 

hi Crystal!!!!!!!!!!!
hi Crystal!!!!!!!!!!!
omg crystal haiiiiii
man if you can get past the border to Poland in Belarus we'll give you the determination award of 2023
Btw what will happen?
Why do you think it's so easy
In my defense, I said THROUGH Belarus
If i were to say hi will thou leave me alone?
hi Maja!!!!!!!!!!!
dms
Very well
can i know too please
no
it's not easy, but what are the options?
I'm sorry I'm just in a bitch mood
based
I wanna know too but I feel like it's forbidden knowledge
oh well. at least I don't have to work if the world is really determined to end
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born
real (cum)
frfr
None, literally none
the new world where i kiss you
(no homo)
Take care of mcgee for me
I hate that people think of me as a person they don't like
I wanna shoot them
jesus, it sounded like all these documentaries with people getting terrorized
understandable
Literally i have turned off my feelings by this point
therefore, consider bailing
however hard and bad it is
or so they say
we cant talk about this
sir
fuck is happening tomorrow
Fair
War.................
epic
Why do we always have war
I'm off before I begin ranting
bad things
And why now
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Silence.
absolutely nothing
war
Please
Well we've had a good 70 years of good times

we have not
I was referencing a song sorry bruv
Well we as a species
love cock
cock >~<
something something society
cock 

did someone say cock?
I love this so much
I'm sorry, too
Same here, I love this cat
i love you man ❤️
Hello new favorite image
here's the deal, pasta man
I love you too man ❤️
Oh hey falco
you gotta let madirex stay at you place
Considering the stuff that it's going on right now, you're right, I saw something
died of ball fart
he's gonna help you with your diet and stuff, you're gonna teach him Italian, it's gonna be fun, promise
Cummed too hard to furry porn
Alright guys ima head out, sleepy time
gngn
I love highfleet

A lot of seizure inducing flashes though
Maybe it’s been toned down by now
In memory of Aldo 
That’s the best part
He died doing what he loved
idk
The suspense is killing me
the sus
you're just waiting for the p!ban command at this point
What happened
they're waiting for you to relax and forget about it for a moment to give you a quick hit in the back of the head
This week is fucking terrible
we are all gonna die
First aldo disappears
I know that
Now the shit that's gonna happen tomorrow
I meant with aldo
I hate it
damn that's crazy
he died i guess
do u really miss aldo
he just vanished into thin air
Aldo was a french spy
You mind dm-ing me on what's going to happen as well
He got caught
Epic
he haven't chatted in several days. Larkin got him.
Well then
He'll be back
sent
Are you %100 sure?
Thank you
Post an anti-furry meme to call him in immediately
The world is cruel 
Same was said about Larkin and there's still 0 traces of what happened to him
@scenic sable
Aldo will be back 100%
i have called the beast upon myself
Stop pinging him God damn it 
You are always living through some historical event dumbass
3rd times the charm
Or maybe 45th time
thank you, Crystal, very cool
I’m living thru the historical event of doing your mom
Thats not crystal
Syno and Dutyer pinging Aldo:
Larkin is different, the man had already health problems, a girlfriend/wife and an actual job
I know
I got a promotion apparently
are you implying Aldo is a neet
Niw I'm crystal alt #4
Neet?
Yes, but he never warned anyone. Just poof - and gone. And never came back
Weeb and nerd
We don't know anything about him so I can only imply
That is not normal
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
not normally, check him pc
it's someone who lives on either welfare or on mommy's money
so ceremony for Aldo?
My man if you die unfortunately it's something that happen
Larkin have a very small YT channel but for now no death video and probably never will be
I've actually recently had thoughts of Larkin already being dead 
We have gathered here today to celebrate the passing of @scenic sable, who died as he lived…..being a french spy
and you're thinking he's fucking dead without any reason to
Stop the doom posting
nah Aldo ain't dead
What busy said
YOU SEE ME DARK ONE? ANSWER MY CALL
He never appeared after his last messages in #🎪bruh-fart. Not even in the staff cave, not even once.
Maybe he forgot his password
yes, indeed, he was killed, murdered in cold blood
You mean #staff-furry-rp?
He fell on 45 9mm rounds
no way he's just very busy and forgor about silly discord stuff completely
what if he was never real
I’m in so many discord servers I sometimes don’t post in one or two for months
It's not just about discord, he was working on the BAS adaptation for GAMMA daily before
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL
eeeeh ah ah oh eehh oh
No commits from him on gamma's github at all since his last message
hello chat
hello handsome
hello cat mod thats doesnt know how to sleep
Hello gaslighter
Hello boy
hello ex dementia haver
so he decided to just cut all his internet presence
How am I gonna be an optimist about this
i mean i guess he's just real real busy at the moment
yo it WAS 1 TIME
We are being depressed and shit in brainfart rn @wise bane
oh love that, let me join u fellas
Yes
at least it isnt horny again
Or mayne @scenic sable , being the french spy was tasked with assassinating him but he didnt do it well enough and they traced it back to him and killed him too
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYEEEEEES
Not me tho I’m bing chillin
poor madirex really need to spend a week or two in a forest to not lose it completely
stop that stupid song is going to get stuck in my head again 
The sound of rifles going off at the range is keeping me sane
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyeeeeees

yeah madi got consumed by internet
The range is closed, those arent practice shots 
practice shoot deez nuts
nice
you couldn't drive 2 meters in germany with the radio turned on without hearing that song 
HOW AM I GONNA BE OPTIMIST ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIS
i don't have a range near me and i still hear a lot of gun shots
nah thats not true
bruh how often do you drive ?
dont even know which song u talking about
never
I rest my case
also i dont listen to radio
The hit song but if you close your eyes
You think IF aldo comes back, i will be in trouble for all the pings?
oh yeah
eeeeh eh oh eh oh
i guess we have to post the song so tomb omb doesnt forget the song
even tho he didnt see them he will mute you just because he has a reason to 
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He must be just busy right 

If we don't know when aldo's coming back shouldn't someone else do the honors
you just couldn't help yourself huh
thanks you, very useful mod ❤️
Well in that case
Might as well commit
whats all this with aldo "coming back"
@scenic sable
he's not coming back that's the problem
wdym
He must be @placid sail 

where is aldo?
have you considered that maybe whoever told you're getting banned... did a little trolling?
dead
@grizzled meadow yo could we get the D2 Shots trilogy pinned
i kinda miss is strict shit
He's been away for a week I think now
I dont know where @scenic sable is
dont really fear him anymore
The thought never crossed my mind
Bro im gonna get muted for a week
6 days
I was contempt with my fate
I wonder what message this blocked user is sending -> 
his last message was on 11
you have?
so you need a new mod huh


NOOO COME ON
always
Okay I'm not blocked
Wait, lemme check how long has been Larkin gone for-
Oh.
Oh god.



But if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
Its been longer than a week
Open mod spot?
i think most people have been at some point
We always had a open mod spot
No Aldo is not gone for permanently
but i am not intimidated
but if you close your ass
yo
someone has to be feared
jk

i'd be a great mod
i understand why noone wants to take it
yo
Check dms
you are a brainfarter

Madi and you are brainfarters smh
i know, i did
would be a amazing mod ngl
Mate you and madirex are literally brainfarters with self-control
We are brainfart overseers
Aldo will not be gone for permanent
Right? 
i just didnt respond cuz was on phone and had to do smthn like 2 seconds later
u dont even know what your missing out on
I'm ALSO a brainfarter
no no no no you dont get off that easy
bastard child of mod and brainfarter
Madirex is a brainfarter alright
so you not a mod?
i wish i could go back to when i was talking in stalker channels and actually helping people with a lot of stuff
Got mod just because he's russian
but not anymore
Lies
Check dms for now
madirex is the fart of brainfart
I speedran mod role
you can't just distance yourself from this trainwreck by saying you are "just an overseer"
But grok is french
what bro
It was a planned speedrun
Got mod just because he's a fake italian smh
discord server funded by Russia
Yes
ALL HAIL THE OVERSEER , ALL HAIL THE OVERSEER
yeah i told u i saw it
Grok more like Igorek
W
anyways time to drink coffee and listen to some gangasta things
Fuck the Aldo coming straight from his bedroom
And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we looooove
A young brainfarter got it bad 'cause he's shitposting
You piece of
lyrics hit home
You were faster by 2 seconds
Me?
Yes
Falco is black
I've been a brainfarter for longer than you
I made this place
You're only a pawn
Me seeing "Aldoruien is typing" after i ping him for a meme:
Still waiting for my mod status
same
i don't got the authority to hate minorities
Well at least im a pawn, irl im even less
is minorities a word?
Yes
love the minors hate the minorities
damn
sorry my cat
are black Italians even a thing
real
Are russians real

yes I can
no
Good
are whales real?
Sry the polish in me came out
only yo mama
@ruby minnow i support this man
begin the russian rapture event
i pinged myself by accident
Which kriegs
bet you come back here, u love this place to much
finally
@eager quest i support this man
i love @wise bane
i agree with ur name
oh pinged my self by accident
btw guys you maybe don't know this but
i love @broken topaz
I fear the fate of resident brainfarter @ocean pulsar
i think @wise bane is super cool
I love @rancid scaffold
oh whoops would you look at that
damn, again
Madirex is actually my boyfriend
oops pinged myself by accident
im sry for you
why did the chat stop
not funny
i thought nobody would notice it
shut the fuck up
stfu
Damn wonder where @scenic sable is
Mf im 17
dont have enough time for you to say shut the fuck up so i say stfu
BOY
literally Crystal
i have backed down on my claims
please do not cancel me on twitter
legal in norway
thank you
say it back to him or he cri
legal in germany
YOU'RE legal in germany
legal in azerbaijan
Anyone else rreeeaallllyyyyyyyyyyyy sad that @scenic sable isnt here? Wonder where @scenic sable went
your mom is legal in germany
Test deez nuts
imma eat deez nuts

i am
yummy deez nuts
What about @hidden patio
gelatto chiocolatto
@scenic sable is really not here
larkin isnt real
Shhh madi, if he comes back im trying to see for how long he will mute me
My bet is one week
mfer is gonna wake up to 6000 pings from brainfart 
@scenic sable really is suppose to be here tbh
is larkin aldo?
they are trying to suppress our love bro
what kind of CIA clusterfuck of an theory is this
@scenic sable was a really valuable member of the mod team, cant believe @scenic sable might not come back
@scenic sable
rip @scenic sable
@scenic sable rip
May @scenic sable rest in peace.
@scenic sable . @scenic sable we miss you @scenic sable
if he appears online we're fucked
damn
Everyone gets muted for a week or 2
Or banned if hes feeling spicy
We will go down in glory
Oh my darling oh my darling oohhh my daaarrlliinngg @scenic sable
i made sure of it
@scenic sable is dead?
yeah @scenic sable got killed
imagine he is just lurking and watching his victims in chat
yo sorry guys my cat again
Who will type in perfect grammar in brainfart if @scenic sable isn't here?
Tried and failed
no cap on god fr fr ngl
who will mute people if @scenic sable isn't here
@scenic sable truely is gone
GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
It truly was a skill issue
@scenic sable was the law, what now? are we living here without a law?
fr fr
yes
easy clap, now i can start gaslighting everyone here
The anarchy is witling down my sanity without @scenic sable here to bring order
To pair with the fries
Nothing but the most nutritious meal for my compatriot
only mods i have manners to be nice to are cat

because he isnt that big of a brainfarter
that said, watch this
@uncut obsidian screw you
And me
screw you is a compliment, it means he isnt put together at the moment and you wish the best for him to find his goals
i should probably change the description now that more than 2 people watched it
hello to any old viewers, do you think i should begin a series of weekly filler uploads? my new content will probably be much different from old ones as i'm not into my singing monsters or animations much anymore.
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Music: String Qui...
said who 🤨
p!mute @eager quest 1m Insulting the staff team in this family friendly discord server is prohibited (🤓)
@eager quest has been muted for 1 minute.
no balls
That shit we're testing doesn't work btw
xD
yeah I see
pancake sucks
carl bot on top
p!invert @foggy mantle
Go back to Carl and do that stuff again
look at him, all sad and shit
p!infractions @eager quest
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/11/2022 12:53am UTC
Reason: Memes in general chat. Follow #📄rules.
Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 01/17/2023 01:05pm UTC
Reason: Insulting the staff team in this family friendly discord server is prohibited (🤓)
No memes in general
the most based infraction
p!removeinfraction 1356
Successfully removed infraction #1356
phish
p!fish
You don't have a fishing rod your inventory.
Buy one by doing p!buy fishing rod
p!invert @wise bane
can i look at my infractions
a hot rank for a hot man
is that the game where u shoot people?
way too many fit into that description but yes
nah thats the game where u can melee people AND
shoot them right?
p!infractions @real tinsel
This user has no infractions.
Impossible
BULLSHIT
dont even know him
Fake
well you do have a fist
3 of them
3 
i already know u gonna get more
they are all jokes and absolutely not to be taken under consideration when judging my punishment
did you know that the first cod was also made in source
sv_cheats1: storms normandy all on his own
xd
now I know
hold on wasn't it the Quake engine 🤨
huh
wait, the first cod wasnt made in unreal engine?
cod is older than the source engine
That's real, I was there
I know some cod has source
@uncut obsidian ban this man for misinformation
he's speaking facts
I'm gonna ban you for misinformation misinformation
What he says is true
im gonna misinform you about me misinforming about misinformation

yeah u rite actually, IW engine is on quake arena engine
oh hi dutyer !!! :))))
@weak jackal
you can search in the search bar
lemme do it for you
Titanfall 1/2 and Apex Legends are made on the Source Engine
dis?
arma3 is made on the source engine
so is cyberpunk2077
😑
gta as well
on an extremely modified one though
?
no samantha was wondering who pinged them
The death of christ was actually on goldsource
button is right fucking there
inbox?
yes.
i just use the search bar
I just data mine the whole discord source code to find who pinged me
instead of typing who pinged you and whatever
basically
lmao if I need to find who pinged me I click on the search button and type mentions: tophattwolf#0442
you may need to scroll but all of them show u p
shrimple as that
lol
takes longer
same
more used to it
how is shrimple doing ?
I'd probably drive him to insanity if I start using fish puns in our convos
but that's simply a krill issue

shrimply*
quick, laugh at this user
i am one with the freaks
you dont wanna kill me?
thank you
shark me*
wait a bit longer
its coming
i promise
quick change tho
its no longer a knife
its an icbm
it was supplied to me by madirex
by the boot straps I hope
ive just been reminded of it
like this phrase originated as a joke about how pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is pointless and mainly used as a metaphor
and there are people that now use it unironically
i know
but till now
i had completely forgotten about that phrase
and you reminded me 
you're welcome
im still in the womb mate, too young to have money
skill issue
doesnt seem that u did pull your self up by the boot straps, did u?
young 
well no, i literally pulled myself up by a bar
and you wanted me ( a fetus) to touch your penis 
well now u just going to ignore advices by friends and family ?
i never wanted that
i dont even have a penis ngl
no they pulled themselves up by the bar too
legit?
but "kriegs" says u should do so and u didnt
which one
go look and find out, no balls
wtf did kriegs say
u
which kriegs tho
I'm not mad I'm just dissapointed
in dutyer? me too
@ruby minnow
Yeah he should
@scenic sable
@orchid robin
do unspeakable acts
@ocean pulsar @eager quest @ruby minnow hi guys
i already dont speak of last night in your mothers room
hello
yeah i meant kriegs
i dont get
fire emblem: three houses
he just like me fr
thats slendertree right there
no thats samantha
сметана
nahhhh Kyrie posting in here ?
me
damn you tall
gawt dang
p!avatar 219499107532668928
giggity
hummuna hummuna awooga
eyes roll out of sockets, tongue hits the floor, AWOOOOOGA
No
what the FRICK
wait what
I'm being bullied
what was the post
deleted my ranch dimension post
ohhhhhh
!1984
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yeah i support that
p!implode @weak jackal
owie
P!saturate @weak jackal
p!explode @weak jackal
radioactive samantha arc inbound
Animal cruelty is not funny, even if it's a wasp and I hate them
Consider that a verbal friendly warning
p!inverse @digital quartz
did u draw that?
huh
hahah
nah had a moot draw it
p!invert @digital quartz
p!invert @digital quartz
what about cockroaches
i mean the german ones

animal cruelty is bad
but animal death is not necessarily bad
depends on the animal and the reasoning
i dont know what a moot is and im to scared to ask
nickname for mutual
so german people?
basically if 2 people follow eachother on social media they're moots
anyways
still dont know what that is
any of yall find an ACOG recently?
ahhh all right
man im 19 and feel old right now, damn
innocent little creature SUFFERS at the hands of MAN
19?
sounds like a fish
19 is like, perfect age to enlist
shut up you abomination of a young human
pull your boots up buddy
i turned 23 last month
@orchid robin
so which kriegs is the npc exactly? Kriegs or Kriegsmarine#1990?
Turned 21 last month
i dont know
i can feel the arthritis kicking in
me when
prepare to be airdropped into enemy territory
the weather is quite nice today
damn u still can move your fingers? not bad
you should always be capable of passing the army selection course, blindfolded.
I'm using my psychic powers to do everything at this age
thats my goal, after that im happy to die tbh
I cannot WAIT to larp as a PMC
straight out of dnd
Queeg still suffers
bahonkas
lurker, i thought i can happily be on my own
honkaneroos
huh ?
but u are always here somehow
second monitor
was about to hate on your turtle
sothis is real holy shit
(not)
@scenic sable @scenic sable
furry
what
oh no never mind, sry
h o w
that looks human to me
You blind mf
i read that as hot as well
i am
MAYBE YOU ARE THE FURRY
i repeat, im 19
that carpets design is giving me anxiety
why is it so asymmetric
maybe i am
it is not
there is a pattern
aha.......... that leaves us with only one solution
it is, look how much space there is on the right side in comparison to the left
