🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

TWOJ PENIS

[wind forum]

Does he give you a massage while you're in a headlock Maxim

[upper spruce]

It's morning, bite me.

[hidden path]

yes

[pastel quartz]

uwu >~<

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[orchid robin]

Usually evening for me

[rose ferry]

I'll bury your face in a pillow

[upper spruce]

GIB!

[heady crow]

Night for me usually

[midnight tree]

i'd prefer to have my face buried in cake instead

if you know what i mean

[rose ferry]

we can arrange that

[orchid robin]

Not yours

[hidden path]

hope you like man tits

[covert vigil]

There is a direction mechanic though. So

[pastel quartz]

i know
thats what makes it nice

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

[midnight tree]

nasjonaltheateret stasjon 12:00

less goo

[rose ferry]

OOOOOOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

true

[rose ferry]

my man's for real

[upper spruce]

my DiSsApOiNt is imesurable

[midnight tree]

bare kødder, mann

jeg har ikke månedspass på vy

[rose ferry]

dagen min er ødelagt

[orchid robin]

Fish oil

[wind forum]

Got damn they speaking Turian

[hidden path]

Come over, I promise I won't eat you ahah

[midnight tree]

po po (på ordentlig på ordentlig)

[pastel quartz]

el no sabe :pepelaugh:

[pastel quartz]

U could bury mine

[rose ferry]

er greit egentlig, faren min kommer hjem fra ferie i dag, skal finne på no med han

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-growing-and-evolving-growing-upgrade-evolve-level-up-gif-15680611

[narrow lotus]

p!ban @velvet ridge nsfw pics

[midnight tree]

skjønner

[foggy mantle]

@velvet ridge has been banned.

[orchid robin]

P!translate EN jeg har ikke månedspass på vy

[foggy mantle]

Original

jeg har ikke månedspass på vy

English

I don't have a monthly pass

[midnight tree]

shit translation bot

[orchid robin]

But backwards

[hidden path]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[wind forum]

Who

[rose ferry]

darling I WOULD but my personal views on some things have ALREADY made you suspicious of the kind of person I am

I am insensitive as FUCK but I respect you

[pastel quartz]

it looks rretaarded

[pastel quartz]

Uh, okie

[pastel quartz]

Uh, okie

[orchid robin]

Thats you tho

[pastel quartz]

i know rightt

[midnight tree]

rema eller extra

[rose ferry]

rema er ganske retarded noen ganger men må si jeg foretrekker dem

[orchid robin]

Maja is into disrespect

[solar obsidian]

no more huge cocks on #╓☢stalker-chat 😔

[pastel quartz]

WHAT

[midnight tree]

bækker den, ass

[rose ferry]

silencio maja, it was not aimed at you

be careful or I might kiss you

[orchid robin]

What are you, fuckin italian

[rose ferry]

no

[pastel quartz]

Uh, okie

[rose ferry]

nord

skyrim

[pastel quartz]

silencio sounds like a fucking harry potter spell

[rose ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bite-gif-23254635

[midnight tree]

i hate the thalmor embassy (denmark)

[hidden path]

Skyrim belongs to the twinks

[orchid robin]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE (gets head chopped off by khajit dragonbron)

[pastel quartz]

O- wh.. >~<

Dont edate in public

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[pastel quartz]

Uh, okie

[rose ferry]

honestly I play as a dunmer 90% of the time anyway

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/701861037334593577/1002870328319549470/Felthighs.gif

[orchid robin]

Cuz i hate you

[rose ferry]

watch your mouth

[wind forum]

I cordially invite you over to my house

[pastel quartz]

buy me these socks
please

[midnight tree]

imma watch YOUR mouth

[wind forum]

Unarmed

[midnight tree]

headass

[orchid robin]

But i like my arms

[midnight tree]

aight where your PO box at

[wind forum]

Not for long 😭

[pastel quartz]

i can send it to you in priv

[rose ferry]

you don't have any?

[orchid robin]

DONT

[pastel quartz]

nyo

[heady crow]

varg

[pastel quartz]

i got nothing to lose, all to gain

[midnight tree]

varg-chan

[rose ferry]

I've got like a dozen sets, I can just give you some of mine, they're easy to get babe

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-1984-discord-time-out-5minutes-gif-24226838

[orchid robin]

You got a pipebomb to gain

[pastel quartz]

Maja doesn't have any thigh highs

[wind forum]

Varg

[heady crow]

Funny zoom zoom man

[pastel quartz]

i know they are! i was just- scared of getting them- my family isn't too.. prone on stuff

[pastel quartz]

SLURPCORE SWEEP

[hidden path]

Yall gae

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/na-you-wouldnt-anthony-hopkins-no-your-not-no-you-wont-no-you-would-not-gif-26200493

[midnight tree]

i can't afford no pipebombs

[pastel quartz]

good, i'll send it to my last last last school

[rose ferry]

I understand that, I feel your pain I only recently got my own place to keep all of my stuff without needing to hide it

[pastel quartz]

i mean, once i'd get it theres no need to hide it- so it'd be fine
just getting it as an action is the hard thing

[rose ferry]

how's a man supposed to strut around his apartment in a skirt and thigh highs WITHOUT his own apartment

[wind forum]

Do you guys not have a lockbox?

🤨

[midnight tree]

moving out is pretty nice

[rose ferry]

it's lovely, finally moved last year

satisfying

[midnight tree]

i got my own little apartment now

[pastel quartz]

i'm already walkign around in just a long hoodie that shows almost everything

[hidden path]

Homo

[rose ferry]

PRECISELY

[heady crow]

Youre all so queer

[rose ferry]

thank you darling

[hidden path]

Thanks bruno

[wind forum]

I hate you guys so much

[heady crow]

❤️❤️

You too kato

[pastel quartz]

❤️ i love you too

[hidden path]

I also haven't touched another human being in years

[midnight tree]

real

[pastel quartz]

dad! i lost more weight

[heady crow]

Your words are like sandpaper to my ears

[midnight tree]

now that i moved out the only times i ever talk to someone is when i say hello to whoever is at the reception at the gym

[heady crow]

OOKAY the grind is on. Im happy that you are working on yourself and seeing progress :3

[pastel quartz]

no i'm not

[heady crow]

Wtf

Work on yourself now

[pastel quartz]

i'm already heavily underweight, losing weight is just something i'm doing by the way of living

[midnight tree]

you should work out NOW

[rose ferry]

brüno will you make out with me

[wind forum]

Same homie

[heady crow]

Then start eating

[wind forum]

Well no I mean months

But mentally same

[heady crow]

At this point with really anyone

[midnight tree]

bro i will make you fried rice and vegetables

so you can bulk

[rose ferry]

wow

[hidden path]

Two boys kissing

what will they do

[rose ferry]

we'll film it for the guys

[heady crow]

Fr. Give that olive oil, oatmeal, protein powder shake special

[pastel quartz]

i'm eating- but theres no point in eating if i can stay like this, and have a literally perfect tummy, torso, and look like a model, atleast in that part of my body

[orchid robin]

Mate value yourself a bit

[midnight tree]

models are cringe

[hidden path]

I need to get myself a cute bitch

[pastel quartz]

i'm just giving a refference to how it looks like

[midnight tree]

look like a powerlifter instead

[wind forum]

You can retain some of that weight by exercise

Turn it to muscle

[rose ferry]

managed to get into healthy weight right before the end of last year, being skinny is sexy and all but do get some food in you

[pastel quartz]

stop talking

[hidden path]

Shower time

[abstract path]

Bro i feel fucking dead

[wind forum]

No cardio

[pastel quartz]

i do!!!

[rose ferry]

and do some leg exercises so that it goes STRAIGHT to your thighs ~

[midnight tree]

how is your ass doing bro

[pastel quartz]

yeah i wanted to :c

[rose ferry]

that's what IIIIII DOOOOO

[abstract path]

I don't like me bein a skinbag

[pastel quartz]

i mean, they're kinda cute alreadyyy

[orchid robin]

I think you mean.gay to your thighs

[abstract path]

Not thick enough

[midnight tree]

understandable

[heady crow]

I mean as long as you are happy with yourself thats all that matters

[rose ferry]

(butt too, that requires more dedication tho)

[wind forum]

You'll never improve if you don't take that first step

[pastel quartz]

can u stop talking?

[abstract path]

But that don't matter cuz ai'm dead tired brother

[rose ferry]

we'll get the femboy squad together and set up an exercise regimen

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-obi-wan-kenobi-maybe-some-day-someday-one-day-gif-26036494

[midnight tree]

everybody knows i know all about getting a nice butt and thighs

[pastel quartz]

i heard that shit 20 times, even by people that i actually liked, you respectfully wont change anything by you saying anytihng to me

[abstract path]

Can i fall over dead please?

[hidden path]

u r good and swag

[pastel quartz]

you do value yourself tho..

[midnight tree]

do it for the meme

[wind forum]

Do you not want to do it or is there another reason

[pastel quartz]

why do people dont listen to what i'm saying, holy shit

[midnight tree]

i said do it for the meme

[orchid robin]

Need help? And i mean actual like person listening to you not horny “help”

[wind forum]

We're giving you advice xaxaxxaxa

[heady crow]

Id do anything for the vine

[midnight tree]

get to hunting those thugs, maja

[pastel quartz]

Nya?

[midnight tree]

yes

[rose ferry]

it serves two purposes, one is exercising

the other is having a group of sweaty femboys which will not in any way initiate homoerotic desires

and you can fall over dead sure, and rest your head on my lap afterwards

[pastel quartz]

i just told you i got that same advice 20 times..?

[rose ferry]

we'll be the most supportive squad of homos ever

[hidden path]

Sounds nice

[wind forum]

Bro I asked why didn't you take it

[abstract path]

Dude I'm just dead tired

Fr

[heady crow]

Nah dont need help rn and besides theres been only one moment in my life when ive actually opened up to someone

[rose ferry]

sleepytime

[abstract path]

If i get sleep soon I'll be fuckin thankful

But i can't

[orchid robin]

Well i suggest you do that more often with people close to you, it can really lift a weight off your shoulders

[rose ferry]

oh right you're trans, don't worry I'm not nearly as phobic irl as I am online

being mean is hard

wish I was meaner but I'm not 😔

[midnight tree]

yum

[orchid robin]

Im about as mean irl as i am here

[midnight tree]

thanks for the tip, queen

[wind forum]

Do or don't. Enjoy dystrophy or suffer for your future ferret friend

[midnight tree]

i am way more whimsical irl

you won't catch me being serious

[abstract path]

No need to be lel

[pastel quartz]

ferret?

blocked

[edgy abyss]

I'm not a kobold IRL

[heady crow]

Maybe, hard to do one thing when youve gotten used to and comfortable with the opposite

[orchid robin]

Yes you are

[hidden path]

sleep in my bed

[hidden path]

How dare you

[heady crow]

Guys im sorry but my name isnt actually Bruno Bratwurst irl

[pastel quartz]

cute name

[edgy abyss]

[abstract path]

Fuhg it imma try to sleep idk

[heady crow]

Cori?

[orchid robin]

Ik mate, i keep telling people to do the things that are good for them while i dont do it

[pastel quartz]

no

[wind forum]

Not for long 😭😭😳

[edgy abyss]

?

[abstract path]

[rose ferry]

I mean it's fun right? and you can stand for unpopular beliefs and be a dick abt it? looks empowering buuut

I'm too much of a bottom for it ig

[abstract path]

[hidden path]

hope u guys turn out happy and shit

[heady crow]

Saaame. Sucks being a hypocrite in that way, i especially do it with fitness stuff but in the end its good

[hidden path]

most of you r cool

[midnight tree]

@rose ferry bro hvor mye tar du i knebøy

[pastel quartz]

U could be nice

[abstract path]

You seem more like a top still

[pastel quartz]

Being nice is fun

[midnight tree]

for norwegian standards he is a bottom

[orchid robin]

I dont see it as being hypocritical, more like not wanting to do anything about it but advising people to avoid that situation

[rose ferry]

I'm genuinely more bottom than top but I'm just bratty

[midnight tree]

fr

[heady crow]

Id let them top me atleast

[abstract path]

Heh

[abstract path]

Ahhh

Hecc

[hidden path]

best traits

[pastel quartz]

Someone should do smth Abt that Nyehehe

[abstract path]

Well I'm a switch

[rose ferry]

yeah I mean I am nice, mostly... just not here

it's EASY in text but you catch me in voice and all of a sudden I wanna make all the friends

[wind forum]

You can't be a top with a rabbit pfp

[uncut obsidian]

hey guys

[heady crow]

Ah ye right, ye i feel that

[orchid robin]

Thats genuinely nice

[pastel quartz]

U could also be nice here!

[wind forum]

Ay blud what's good

[abstract path]

Ah yes
Definitely a rabbit

[midnight tree]

tbh i don't know what the fuck i would be like in bed

[orchid robin]

Too late, i already spammed cat gifs in newcomers

[pastel quartz]

Haii

[uncut obsidian]

too bad they're all gone

[pastel quartz]

CLM

[orchid robin]

You never know until you see who has the larger cock

[orchid robin]

YOU BASTARD

[edgy abyss]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[pastel quartz]

~<

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/secretarybird-vs-snake-serpent-gif-13225270

[rose ferry]

eh split it 50/50, I gotta get my outlet, just don't think of things I say too seriously

[abstract path]

Maxim is typin pretty long

[pastel quartz]

were you the one that didnt know what xqcl was tho?

[heady crow]

Nah

[uncut obsidian]

xQcOW ✊

[abstract path]

Damn

[rose ferry]

dad's interrupting my process with texts on my phone

and my fingies are cold

[midnight tree]

i could warm them up bro

[rose ferry]

hell yeah bro

[abstract path]

I'm dead dude

[pastel quartz]

U should take out ur anger on smth that uh, isn't ppl

[abstract path]

Be happy you're only cold

[midnight tree]

i generate way too much heat for my own good

[hidden path]

me and who

[pastel quartz]

love to every juicer

[abstract path]

That's spicy

Lol

[rose ferry]

now you're asking WAY too much, come on now

[wind forum]

This chat

[pastel quartz]

no
fuck no

[rose ferry]

super hilarious bro

[midnight tree]

I GOT HOT BLOOD PUMPING THROUGH ME FAST

fr

[hidden path]

no cause I'm actually pretty

[abstract path]

That's what she said

[wind forum]

That's called hypertension

[midnight tree]

i'm literally a norwegian alex jones

[heady crow]

Proof?

[wind forum]

Proof?

[hidden path]

I've posted my face once

[rose ferry]

no that would be my dad

but slightly calmer

[midnight tree]

real

[wind forum]

Proof?

[midnight tree]

yeah

send a vid of your dad ranting about the jews

[wind forum]

I can say I posted whatever I like but it doesn't mean it's real

Oh that too

[midnight tree]

i gotta work out today fr

it has been an entire day since i last worked out

[hidden path]

I don't have the pic cause I changed phone

I just wanna be a pretty boy that people like

[midnight tree]

i've seen your thighs bro

[rose ferry]

alright I gotta hop off, good bye sluts

[midnight tree]

i'm sure your face matches

[pastel quartz]

short hair :_:

[midnight tree]

hade

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna need to see some ID

[pastel quartz]

baii love u dad

[hidden path]

What's wrroooooong

[pastel quartz]

i get a ptsd just from those 2 letters

[hidden path]

I'm 25 lol

[pastel quartz]

ugwy!

I need to see ur cute boy ID

[wind forum]

Too old for this chat

[hidden path]

you're mean

[pastel quartz]

Or else I'll shoot on sight

[pastel quartz]

u could be my dad, geez

[pastel quartz]

how do i force people to sell my backpack
or how do i get a name of last person that killed me

[hidden path]

Nevermind you guys suck, I'm leaving

[uncut obsidian]

hwat

[wind forum]

How many of those got cum on them

[pastel quartz]

i grinded like, insane amoutn of stuff
died on teh entrance to photon, soembody was camping :c
when u die, in ur inventory there's a backpack, this dude had my backpack, and he doesnt sell it
is there any way of getting his name, last eprson that killed me, or soemthing

[uncut obsidian]

no

you can only see the person who killed you right after you die

[pastel quartz]

so all my stuff is lost unless that person suddenly decides to sell my backpack?

[uncut obsidian]

yes

or gives it back to you

[pastel quartz]

oh fucking hell

[uncut obsidian]

by mail

[pastel quartz]

that mf is gonna sell it for like 50-500k like 💀

[uncut obsidian]

unless he's one of those psychos who just explodes backpacks with grenades

[midnight tree]

damn

why did we stop talking about homoeroticism

this is cringe

[pastel quartz]

idk if he'll evne sell it, mroe than a day already passed

[hidden path]

I was made fun off

[midnight tree]

understandable

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

death

[hidden path]

why are you mean to me

[heady crow]

Good

[pastel quartz]

wanna see the pov of u sexualing me?

[midnight tree]

it's my kink, bro

no homo

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/s1mple-suprised-shocked-csgo-wow-gif-20867985

[pastel quartz]

yes homo

[pastel quartz]

omg he has wicked eyebrows

people are so cute when their eyes are open omg

[crimson flame]

maja if you're 17 your dad should be at least 35

[pastel quartz]

i'm not

[crimson flame]

ok 18

[pastel quartz]

[wind forum]

[pastel quartz]

should, it doesnt matter what should tho

KITTI

[wind forum]

Maja how old are you

🤨

[pastel quartz]

he can be 28

[midnight tree]

i know a guy whose mom was 14 when she had him

[pastel quartz]

can you read, please?

[crimson flame]

oh you mean that dad

okay

[pastel quartz]

no not that dad

i meant dad as a father, yes

[wind forum]

Bro if you're 17 you shouldn't be horny posting with grown adults

[trim grove]

is it one of those days in #🎪bruh-fart

[crimson flame]

no we not doing any horny posting

[pastel quartz]

i would never expect for anybody to be as annoying and as retarded as you
Respectfully.

[wind forum]

Oh no nonnonono

You got school tomorrow dude go to bed

[hidden path]

I was gonna take a picture of my cat and he just jumped

you fucker

[crimson flame]

i just said maja is 18

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-black-man-staring-black-men-staring-black-men-men-staring-gif-25096788

[trim grove]

:340:

why isn't it working what

my pepe isn't pepeing

[edgy abyss]

[trim grove]

atleast for me

[pastel quartz]

works fine for me

[narrow lotus]

[trim grove]

good

[narrow lotus]

[trim grove]

fuck yeah

[trim grove]

[wind forum]

Snowshoe?

[trim grove]

kitty

[pastel quartz]

Itty!

[narrow lotus]

Gatto

[trim grove]

The one eyed Bandit

[narrow lotus]

I love him

[hidden path]

love cats

[trim grove]

same

[hidden path]

they're the best thing in the world

[midnight tree]

Hey fellas i'm literally on the toilet rn

[trim grove]

piss cam

[pastel quartz]

omg finally a cat that doesnt look terrible
wicked one

[edgy abyss]

[trim grove]

every cat is a beauty

[edgy abyss]

you didn't say that about my cat!

[trim grove]

you fucking idiot every cat is good cat

fake fan

[pastel quartz]

i dont remember how ur catl ooks like

[pastel quartz]

i'm not a fan at all

[midnight tree]

Fake cat enjoyer

[hidden path]

Maja is mean

[pastel quartz]

i dont enjoy cats!

[edgy abyss]

fuck you

[orchid robin]

You have a cat?

[pastel quartz]

sure >~<

[trim grove]

show cat.

[hidden path]

bitch

[edgy abyss]

[pastel quartz]

Eat shit and die

[orchid robin]

I will take the last part

[trim grove]

[hidden path]

the second son

[orchid robin]

What the actual

[pastel quartz]

as underweight as me 💀

[orchid robin]

Grim are you abusing that cat

[wind forum]

Burnt lint ball

[trim grove]

is the hair curly?

[edgy abyss]

she's not

[edgy abyss]

yes

[trim grove]

she looks healthy

[abstract path]

I wanna die

[pastel quartz]

oph wait its actually your cat

[trim grove]

not every cat is a fluff ball

[edgy abyss]

YES

[orchid robin]

Literally me posting time i see

[edgy abyss]

she's a Cornaval Rex

[pastel quartz]

oh dogshit rng when sapwning then

[orchid robin]

I thought you would have a gecko os turtle

[trim grove]

my cat is just. cat. basic ass tuxedo I got for free

[heady crow]

You know it

[pastel quartz]

good boy

[orchid robin]

Actually i dont

[heady crow]

Dksjdksjdjdj

[orchid robin]

I am suffering from dementia

I am suffering from dementia

[pastel quartz]

peel your skin off

[heady crow]

You dont know it

[orchid robin]

I am suffering from dementia

[pastel quartz]

be cum

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[hidden path]

I'm going to kiss boys and kick ass

[trim grove]

Sidorovich at night

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/blark-and-son-fletch-murphy-blark-gif-20346160

[edgy abyss]

Black cats are best cat by 0.01% because every cat is best cat

[trim grove]

I agree

[trim grove]

:340:

[pastel quartz]

HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALL

[heady crow]

Good show

[orchid robin]

A FELLOW BLARK AND SON ENJOYER

I LOVE YOU RANDOM PERSON

[pastel quartz]

hes also the same as you

[trim grove]

sometimes fathers stand outside their sons rooms just in case

[pastel quartz]

i am random man nr 7635124

[orchid robin]

Huh?

[edgy abyss]

the unfortunate part about my cats breed is that they are prone to balding. Her fur isn't as beautiful as it was...
But I still love her ❤️

[pastel quartz]

balding omegalul

[pastel quartz]

i am a dutyer

[orchid robin]

Oh

[pastel quartz]

not what i meant

[orchid robin]

My statement still stands

Anyone who likes blark and son is someone id let into my house

[pastel quartz]

he's as racist as you, we could asy

[trim grove]

hehe bald cat but hairless ones are good too

cat is cat.

end of discussion

[pastel quartz]

rodents are better

[edgy abyss]

[orchid robin]

“Its my cat”
What breed tho
“Its breed is cat”

[pastel quartz]

huh?

[trim grove]

I'm rapidly approaching your location 182.227.2916.18

[pastel quartz]

"Orange"

[orchid robin]

Name one moment from the show

[edgy abyss]

you fucking lemon
#🎪bruh-fart message

[trim grove]

Orang

[pastel quartz]

wtf does that have to do with anything

[pastel quartz]

doxxing

[pastel quartz]

dinosaur

[trim grove]

mfn black Chads head being replaced by a mfn pumpkin or sum shit

[orchid robin]

Not talking about your balding man

[orchid robin]

……………what

[trim grove]

wait no its the dad

[edgy abyss]

so use the reply function or the mention function so we know who's you're talking to

[orchid robin]

You mean the “hes in the walls” bit

[trim grove]

he's in the mfs head or sum shit idk I didn't watch the show

[orchid robin]

No i dont think i will

[trim grove]

yes that one

[midnight tree]

true

[orchid robin]

“Im the only man who can contain you”

[wind forum]

So true bestie

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-american-psycho-jerma-psycho-gif-24993834

[hidden path]

me to the femboy I've captured

[trim grove]

home made meme

served by yours truly, uhhh

[orchid robin]

Why did you catch maja

[pastel quartz]

help

[uncut obsidian]

hey guys

let's play a game

[trim grove]

all femboys either play valorant or genshin. my score is 17 wins 4 losses so far with my theory

[orchid robin]

If you convince iedy to warn me then i will

[uncut obsidian]

fak u

[orchid robin]

CONVINCE HIM

HE IS THE LAST ONE

THE RAP SHEET WILL BE COMPLETE

[trim grove]

is this OSHA approved

[uncut obsidian]

...maybe

[trim grove]

better not be

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[midnight tree]

feelin a bit sick today tbh

need some snuggles to make it better

[trim grove]

it's the ants

[limber lodge]

yes

[orchid robin]

Sick sick or siiiiiccckkk

[trim grove]

under your fingernails. ants

[hidden path]

omw

[midnight tree]

yeah the ants thrive off loneliness so i need cuddles to drive them off

[limber lodge]

nikolai its you?

[midnight tree]

no i'm aksel

[pastel quartz]

today

i will get some mcdonalds

[trim grove]

any blue-collar Chads here or are you all femboys

[orchid robin]

Femboys

[midnight tree]

used to be a tinsmith until my back gave out

then i was a security guard for a time

now i'm a femboy

[trim grove]

respect

world needs femboys to go around

[pastel quartz]

i love waking up at five an having a monster for breakfast

and then ignoring my stomach for the next 12 hours

[trim grove]

part of the charm. I get to sit in a warm wheel loader or excavator tho so

[pastel quartz]

anyway here's a cat

[trim grove]

cat very good

[midnight tree]

FRIED RICE WITH VEGETABLES BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

WE EATING GOOD

[pastel quartz]

i'll be getting some mcdonalds

[orchid robin]

What about fried vegetables with rice

[pastel quartz]

ain't got no time to cook

[trim grove]

monster, sandwich then coffee

[midnight tree]

i eat a fruit, a yoghurt and get myself a cuppa coffee in the morning

[trim grove]

fruit good

[midnight tree]

then we get fried rice and vegetables for dinner

[trim grove]

underrated fr I think it'll take off soon

[pastel quartz]

nice

[trim grove]

fruits slept on fr fr

[pastel quartz]

i'll have a big mac and some mcnuggies

[trim grove]

one kebab please

[heady crow]

I eat quark and Coffee to wreck my stomach at approx 1pm

[midnight tree]

haven't had a good kebab in a while

[pastel quartz]

they're the best

[pastel quartz]

How to have a quick liquid morning shit ^

[orchid robin]

Wow

[trim grove]

tactically giving yourself more breaks on the boring days. it's a strat

[orchid robin]

Am i the only one that eats normal food throughout the day

[pastel quartz]

Smart

[trim grove]

on days off I eat normal food

[midnight tree]

i drink so much whole milk just to flex on the lactose intolerants (haters)

[pastel quartz]

I get 5 raw eggs and a cup of coffee in the morn

[heady crow]

Idk i just ate pasta and bout to drink more coffee

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lenny-lenny-bodybuilder-raw-egg-caught-gif-14462380

[orchid robin]

Bro when i was small i drank so much fuckin milj

[midnight tree]

yoooooooo same

[orchid robin]

Milk

[trim grove]

every morning I hunt in the forest for a camper, steal his food, stare, trip on a branch then cry

[midnight tree]

i literally just finished some pasta

[pastel quartz]

With the shell

[orchid robin]

I could down 2 liters in one day

[midnight tree]

we're like twinsies @heady crow

we should bang

[heady crow]

Omg truee

[pastel quartz]

Keep doing that

Protein

Mmm

[heady crow]

Wanna do some cardio at your place after gym today?

[pastel quartz]

Bulk mode

[midnight tree]

sure thing bro

we can exchange protein supplements

if you know what i mean

[heady crow]

I think i know what you mean

If you know what i mean

[orchid robin]

Ayo

[midnight tree]

i think i'm picking up what you're putting down

[orchid robin]

Did kriegs leave

[trim grove]

you got soft hands son, got soft hands. you've never worked a day in your life.
85 hours a fucking day I'm on my job, 85 hours a day.

[orchid robin]

Cant seem to ping him

[trim grove]

F

[midnight tree]

no he's still here

[vivid marsh]

Kriegs did the right thing if that's true lol

[midnight tree]

sadly

[pastel quartz]

my hands are meant for bottoming

[orchid robin]

Nvm i found him

[trim grove]

how do you bottom someone? I'm a visual learner btw

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, bottom of the work paycheck

[midnight tree]

for being such a roughneck i got some soft hands

my fingertips are hard as fuck tho

[trim grove]

electrician type beat

[pastel quartz]

:3c

[heady crow]

I bet theyd feel good going through my hair

[midnight tree]

real

[dreamy agate]

You fucks need to hear this

[orchid robin]

My father worked construction, mainly houses etc and didnt wear any gloves. My mother keeps telling me about how she had no idea how he still had unscathed hands

[trim grove]

the days I don't use the machines are hell. I am not used to the physical work, respec to everyone doing it

[heady crow]

Greek genes

[midnight tree]

main reason my fingertips are so tough is because i play a lot of string instruments

[orchid robin]

Plus his hands werent rough or anything, they were pretty smooth

[orchid robin]

Sure

[trim grove]

[heady crow]

You get callouses from calisthenics then?

[vivid marsh]

Your cat?

[uncut obsidian]

rocks when you turn over the bug

[orchid robin]

Mainly when its involving the bar

[trim grove]

fuck it. me and my dawg

[heady crow]

Nah i got 96 corolla

[orchid robin]

But they go away

[vivid marsh]

ok

[pastel quartz]

i cant get pregnant but u can still breed me >w<

[trim grove]

AYO

[hidden path]

horny

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jig-fhungus-big-chungus-sosc-picture-the-drawing-intentional-gif-19347063

im da biggest bird

[orchid robin]

BONK

[pastel quartz]

Biting off your hand calluses

[orchid robin]

Hehe, im really trying to hold back

[heady crow]

After meal snack

[pastel quartz]

Marginally Extra protein

[midnight tree]

real

[heady crow]

Dead skin cells are my favourite

[quaint ore]

Lithuanians: Yo bro me too!

[midnight tree]

i always eat the leftover chalk on my hands bro

[pastel quartz]

They taste like m&ms

[orchid robin]

Lets not fuel his delusion

[trim grove]

scrape the dirt off the excavator tracks with my teeth

yum yum

[heady crow]

Ye as if lithuania exists

[orchid robin]

Oh shit

Wrong reply

[pastel quartz]

I fuel my delusions by gaslighting myself

[orchid robin]

@quaint ore sry mate, wrong reply

[pastel quartz]

Bobset

[heady crow]

Bobset

[midnight tree]

i just ask myself "is this what kiryu would want" and the answer is always no

so then i go pump some iron

[trim grove]

sement

[pastel quartz]

semen

[heady crow]

Das conkreet baybeee

[orchid robin]

Seamen

[midnight tree]

i miss being at sea

tbh

[pastel quartz]

political

[quaint ore]

Guts using berserker armor is him using tren

[orchid robin]

Stop being a moron, i beg you

[quaint ore]

Skull knight is just Ronnie Coleman

[orchid robin]

Also

[limber lodge]

noe

[orchid robin]

@uncut obsidian

[vivid marsh]

Have you seen the monkey biscuit green text?

[trim grove]

I have not

[pastel quartz]

❤️

[limber lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/lelson-gif-21710860

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912908324306026536/928122382990856252/IMG_5957.png?width=695&height=671

[grizzled meadow]

p!warn @limber lodge don't post this kind of stuff, read #📄rules please

[foggy mantle]

@limber lodge has been warned.

[pastel quartz]

Chinese trenbolone with laced unknown chemicals is the holy grail of the 21 century

[trim grove]

meme bout the war is no go here bud, just a heads up

[uncut obsidian]

no

p!infractions @limber lodge

[foggy mantle]

! Po prostu To masz😎#9554

Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 1
Infractions within the past week: 2

WARN | Case [#1322]

Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 01/14/2023 12:32pm UTC
Reason: no war footage please

WARN | Case [#1339]

Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 01/16/2023 12:07pm UTC
Reason: don't post this kind of stuff, read #📄rules please

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[grizzled meadow]

Ah

[quaint ore]

His ass going to brazil

[grizzled meadow]

It's your call, I didn't know that

[limber lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[uncut obsidian]

p!mute @limber lodge 1d politics

[foggy mantle]

@limber lodge has been muted for 1 day.

[trim grove]

mods has blessed us with their presence

[quaint ore]

Yes

[uncut obsidian]

p!removeinfraction 1339

[foggy mantle]

Successfully removed infraction #1339

[orchid robin]

Get the packwatch ready

[pastel quartz]

Mods are online, post bannable stuff

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-60fps-60-bozo-rest-gif-25386023

[quaint ore]

I shall post bomb making instructions

[vivid marsh]

Guy figures out monkey biscuits have insane macros

[quaint ore]

Again

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-quotes-ben-stiller-funny-center-for-ants-gif-3548514

[steady trellis]

looking away for ONE minute

smh

[vivid marsh]

It is 😎

[trim grove]

is this acceptable war meme since it doesn't reference any specific thing? just making sure

[trim grove]

that's a whole investigation

[vivid marsh]

Like any good 4chan post

[midnight tree]

we should go back to beating each other with clubs tbh

[quaint ore]

How to find an armor fucker

[vivid marsh]

You ever seen the /k/ post where they figure out where a rebel camp is and get it bombed by russians?

[quaint ore]

Step 1:

[grizzled meadow]

It's okay

[trim grove]

4chan goated if you only see the best moments

[trim grove]

[trim grove]

the elusive hacker known as 4chan did it again

[pastel quartz]

step 2

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1053909047801290762/7sx4qmcyr7y91.gif

[pastel quartz]

😎

[vivid marsh]

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/xbezta/anon_took_the_gorilla_chow_pill/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button here's the post, but not compressed by discord

[pastel quartz]

Post Sicilian memes (because of Falco)

[vivid marsh]

Sicily is honorary balkan

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[quaint ore]

Juts

Jerma + Guts

[orchid robin]

Oh btw falco

[quaint ore]

Juts

[pastel quartz]

A little late

[midnight tree]

nice wrists bro, they look very pinnable

[orchid robin]

Last time i cooked pasta, you know what i did?

[midnight tree]

ate it?

[grizzled meadow]

I don't live with you soooooooooooo

[orchid robin]

I broke it in half

[trim grove]

||this is how you make a pipe bomb why the fuck would you except me to show you how to make a pipe bomb did you really expect I would share that info here
100g plain flour
2 large eggs
300ml milk
1 tbsp sunflower or vegetable oil, plus a little extra for frying
lemon wedges to serve (optional)
caster sugar to serve (optional)||

[trim grove]

pancake time

[grizzled meadow]

p!mute @orchid robin he broke pasta in half

[foggy mantle]

@orchid robin has been muted.

[trim grove]

it's going down in #🎪bruh-fart today

[heavy peak]

I just woke up, and first thing i see are people getting muted

[trim grove]

https://tenor.com/view/underestimate-my-power-jeremy-clarkson-confused-gif-5669466

it's very interesting actually

[pastel quartz]

YA HOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

you should live with me :3c

[midnight tree]

having a roommate would be epic

[grizzled meadow]

Ayo

[quaint ore]

Me resisting the urge to post explosive reactions between niter and sugar

[grizzled meadow]

p!unmute @orchid robin

[foggy mantle]

@orchid robin has been unmuted.

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-venom-xray-eddie-brock-gif-26261019

[orchid robin]

And i will do it again

[grizzled meadow]

He's muted again

[quaint ore]

Kek

[grizzled meadow]

Without bot command this time

[steady trellis]

it's only Monday

and we're already on a pace

[heady crow]

Its been a long ass week already

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1064519153085591583/74C2969C-9DB8-4E0D-9B28-BEEDECD8077B.jpg

[steady trellis]

nothing fucks up my friday more than realising its tuesday

[lusty sonnet]

Who we bullying now?

[midnight tree]

0

[pastel quartz]

2

[midnight tree]

i am separated from society

i only interact with the world through whacky game servers and the gym

[heady crow]

The only time i interract with a human being at my own accord is saying hi to the guy at the gym reception

[midnight tree]

same

if only femboys would be drawn to my aura of autism

maybe they are and i just don't notice it

[pastel quartz]

ill visit you then

[midnight tree]

not if i get to him first

[pastel quartz]

we can both have him

right?..

[midnight tree]

together we can flank him

[pastel quartz]

i'll jump on him then

[midnight tree]

i tackle him and you sit on his face

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

ew no

[midnight tree]

aight

you tackle him and i sit on his face

[pastel quartz]

i sit on his pp

oki

[slim osprey]

Yo

Can I join in too?

[pastel quartz]

no

[midnight tree]

bet

you can watch

[crimson flame]

[pastel quartz]

we don't have space :c

[slim osprey]

Hell no

Don't be greedy and share Bruno with everyone

[urban ocean]

https://vxtwitter.com/toonsgowild/status/1614683583150723074

[midnight tree]

lmao

[orchid robin]

I just love breaking pasta in half

Really adds to the flavor

[pastel quartz]

wanna break me in half instead?

[orchid robin]

Im not a cannibal

[midnight tree]

i can break myself in half

we nimble, baybee

[orchid robin]

Also

How dare you think you are better than pasta

[midnight tree]

i should buy more vegetables

[pastel quartz]

i'm not better than pasta, never said that daddy

[orchid robin]

I hate you

[pastel quartz]

w-weally?.. y-you hate me?..

I FUCKING HATE YOUUUU

GRAAHHHHH

thanks uwu

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-it-about-drive-its-about-power-strong-man-gif-24170089

hate squad

what are people eating for dinner today?

[pastel quartz]

humans

[orchid robin]

I genuinely despise you

[midnight tree]

based

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hulk-walk-goodbye-its-ok-gif-15858784

[orchid robin]

Falcos finger is waving over the ban button

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[pastel quartz]

fingers should be-

nvm

[midnight tree]

fingers should be holding barbells

[orchid robin]

To be fair, nobody would notice…….sure sounds like an action without consequences

[pastel quartz]

I cut my spaghetti in half, then grind it, cook it, let it dry up, wet it again, make new spaghetti from the mix, and then boil it

[orchid robin]

Okay this guy is satan

[midnight tree]

based and redpilled

[orchid robin]

Lmao

The moron that got muted for 1 day

[slim osprey]

Real

[orchid robin]

Dmed me

[midnight tree]

who

[slim osprey]

TODAY IS FUCKING LEG DAY BAYBEEE

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

The guy who kept posting war footage etc

[slim osprey]

If I can walk tomorrow I won't forgive myself

[pastel quartz]

Wtf, I just finished my leg day NOW

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[orchid robin]

And from his bio you can tell he is a moron

[pastel quartz]

Copycats I swear to god

[midnight tree]

i finished leg day two days ago

[pastel quartz]

Time to torture spaghetti

[midnight tree]

bro

quit copying me bro

[pastel quartz]

Stop it

You're not even real

But I am

[slim osprey]

Bro my last leg day was three days ago

[orchid robin]

Bruh the mf dmed me once and then blocked me

[slim osprey]

If anything y'all copying me

[pastel quartz]

I have a leg day 2x a week

[slim osprey]

Besides, I'm the celebrity in here

[pastel quartz]

Chest day 2x a week

And spaghetti pulling day 2x a week

[midnight tree]

i have leg day 23 times a day

[orchid robin]

How many onlyfans subscribers do you have

[pastel quartz]

I lift legs

[slim osprey]

[slim osprey]

21

[midnight tree]

every time i stand up from my chair i am in pure agony as i have flexed my ass for my entire sitting session

[orchid robin]

Well now its 20

[slim osprey]

You killed one of them?

[midnight tree]

i ate one of your subs

(i'm bulking)

[slim osprey]

Yooo

Nice

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1064511893173178398/Capture.PNG?width=696&height=664

[midnight tree]

real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895071456667521034/1064341120768811139/f7fb0947f82c40d0914c9a04ecb34617.mp4

[slim osprey]

Real

[orchid robin]

:3ing and its consequences

[midnight tree]

imagine if black people were real

[slim osprey]

Scary

[orchid robin]

I actually saw like 3-4 in greece

I even sat next to one on a 2 hour bus ride

[orchid robin]

We both didnt talk, 10/10

[slim osprey]

That sounds like something a boomer would say to prove he's not racist

💀

[midnight tree]

i went to school with some black people

[orchid robin]

“You see timmy, i cant be racist since i sat next to a black on the bus 3 years ago”

[midnight tree]

i literally cannot be racist

yeah that's how it works

[slim osprey]

I had a total of one black classmate in all my life

[orchid robin]

I had none

[midnight tree]

you basically have the n-word pass at this point

[slim osprey]

Uhhh

I technically do tho

Y'know, spanish word for black

[orchid robin]

Bro I remember seeing the sub where they hate dogs

[slim osprey]

What

[orchid robin]

And there was a post where they said about how boring etc it is to say that dogs are your fav animal and proceeded to describe them in the worst way possible

And then i look at their comments about their actual favorite animals and just think “ah yes, dolphins are def sooo much better than dogs”

[midnight tree]

you know they just want to fuck dolphins

[orchid robin]

Who wouldnt want an aquatic, perverted psychopath as a pet

[slim osprey]

Dolphins are rapists

[midnight tree]

get that dolphin goochie gel

[slim osprey]

And also racist

[orchid robin]

LEGIT

[slim osprey]

Owls are racist as fuck too

[midnight tree]

wtf i love dolphins now

[orchid robin]

ITS NOT EVEN DEBATABLE, DOLPHINS ARE ACTUALLY RACIST

[slim osprey]

I know

Owls will murk anything that isn't an owl too

[orchid robin]

Who painted this image of the kind and helping dolphin

What madman did this

[midnight tree]

based

[slim osprey]

People afraid of sharks

Sharks are based

[orchid robin]

They have a war going on with crows and eagles

[slim osprey]

Dumb water dogs is all they are

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[orchid robin]

Id trust sharks more than dolphins

[slim osprey]

Real

[orchid robin]

DOLPHINS KILL SHARKS FOR FUN

[midnight tree]

dolphins be like

develop 2nd highest intelligence on the planet
hehehoho rape time

[slim osprey]

Octopuses punch fish for fun

[dreamy agate]

Coorelation

Octopus is good pus

They grab stick in water

Wave around

Monkey happy

[orchid robin]

Oh no we got an edgy person incoming

I saw them typing

[midnight tree]

epic

[orchid robin]

Get the packwatch gifs ready, this will be fun

[slim osprey]

Edgy person no longer typing

Crysis averted