#🎪bruh-fart
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im gonna take you down with me mf
go ahead
bro the fucking "didn't i do it for you" memes are invading my recommendations
Google is mean
google never forgets
i watched a single clip of the new puss in boots movie and now i get edits with the wolf antagonist recommended to me
meh
i mean im not complaining, scariest villain universal has ever made
No sound? Lame
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XBL : RoboticTrexRus
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twitter innit: https://twitter.com/GooseRobotic
I don't think that smoke nade kills
Yes meh. Watcha guna do bout it?
METH?!
MEEEETH!!!!!!!
tell you that you are wrong
godamnit it another maja situation
When Puss in Boots meets the wolf
oh noes
not off screen or cookie cutter shit
Rate it 3/10 it has death in it.
dreamworks went balls to the wall with this
im sorry to say this kriegs
but you are objectively wrong on this one
Lion King had death too, still great movie
i didnt say death made it bad
thx for reminding me 😢
i said it had actual on screen deaths so dreamworks really went balls to the wall with this one
didn't say you said that
and i didnt say that you said that i didnt say that
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional.
This one is gold 😄
why am i watching james bond dance like a meth-head for a vodka ad
one of them gets mad and leaves
Original is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bfik5xHSrg
Half life sound effects make tech stuff better.
they also made half life better
Repost lel xD
This is my cat getting terrorized by evil alien abnomaly
How those bot vacuums deal with rugs?
what rugs?
i dont see any rugs anymore
i will take that as "your joke failed.....kys"
"ys" FM
fm?
ur pretty
you said something that even you could not fully comprehend so you are now trying to steer attention away from that
Reddit requested and I happily produced :) Cat + half life sounds are so funny!
Kriegs basically
new headphones
they're awesome
the sound is so good
albeit it comes at a cost
of them being fucking heavy

oh they're incredibly loud
when your neck muscles become huge go around and keep telling everyone you "train at the library"
well looks like I won't have to wear them on my head 24/7
...instead they'll be on my neck
put them on 100 volume it's like I have speakers
legit when i still used my kraken v2 headphones
i was playing arma3
and you know how the little bird is pretty loud when you are a passenger
so i had the headphones on my desk while riding one
and i could hear that 2 rooms away
A4Tech Bloody G580
my apartment is my whole room 😄

The fuckening 2: Car battery boogaloo
LuL
another great wisdom from our lord and savior Elmo
Sounds like Porn tittle
oh hey its cancer
the fuckening 3: paper shredder shinanigans
which is actually really bad
just dont put it on 100 volume dumbass
everyone can hear the shit happening on my computer
ah so I can't hear shit
great idea
HOW THE
IF ITS ON 100 ITS TOO LOUD
SO JUST TURN THE VOLUME DOWN TO A TOLERABLE DEGREE
what are you 5? you just go "nerf or nothing" on these headphones?
and maximum hearing damage
some songs need to be on 100
Omg monaarch :33
60 makes shit loud enough and you can easily hear it
:333
fuck it I'm sticking with 60
raise it to 69
duality of a man
420
later
i adjust sound with my headphones, spotify is always on 100
when you enter the cs:go main menu and forget to turn down the volume
when you don't touch csgo
i had some fun in competitive, my teammates were very polite and we actually worked together
can't even open cases so fuck that
legit when i tried the game in casual : fuck my ears, i hate this game
idk dude i set my volume at 15% at all times
now I can hear every single sound around me
hey I should definitely play a horror game

me trying competitive: an entire match and not a single racial slur? wow
me trying competitive: wow an entire match and I wasn't fucked twenty times by the whole enemy team? honestly quite incredible
average siege experience
legit man, we utilized actual strategies etc and everyone was so polite i just
i loved it
those few moments reminded me of warframes community
so helpful and friendly
oh right i think i know why i liked it
i didnt encounter a russian in my team
@uncut obsidian no offense
@heady crow monarch and pink monster are literally the ";:33 uwu meoww" monsters
I'll be damned if by the end of a comp match we don't have teammates fucking shooting each other, screaming at each other and generally being really mad
even when I get a whole 5 man party with classmates, we still cannot fucking coordinate
tbf that's just a massive krill issue on our part
but still
funniest thing is they play WAAAY more CS:GO than me
(I despise it)
I just have the somewhat-decent-not-bad-but-sometimes-really-good aim
Fr. Pretty much the best monsters anyways
and basic gamesense of course
I like mule and purple but you need to drink them rarely
it's incredible how often I kept shooting a spot and people kept walking into it
no
white
white> pink
Not racist btw
Racist btw
DA
never
Youre bulgarian tho
did someone say racism?
Ofc the norwegian spawns in
new summon spell unlocked
swedes are an inferior race compared to norwegians
Norway on top ☝️
yeah i'm a top
@digital quartz dk if i sent this one yet
real and true
Bro I remember seeing that
MR BREAST!
my roommate told me yesterday
stop screaming at tarkov and being angry
meanwhile today he is playing osu and hitting the table
and being angry himself
dude what
atleast he isnt screaming
duality of a man
hi crystal
doesnt matte rdude
hes still being angry at osu
kill him
I second this
Kill him now
how you doiiing
i love you too! xqcL
this is very much us in bf4
p!warn @weak jackal no NSFW even if it's art
@weak jackal has been warned.
idk, if twitter doesnt count it as nsfw can it really be considered that here?
a new exile recruit in the making ?
yes it is
not my decision
even if it takes 30 respawns we will kill that one tank 
well, could
but are they detailed enough to be considered nsfw
boobs?
literally what I'm telling 'em
what if its a skinsuit
what if its a silicone boobs
they didnt have silicone
what if its wax boobs
Bro simping hard trying to defend a woman posting nsfw
what if its a man boob
Thought you liked men dude
wait shes a chick?
You failed me
@digital quartz
wtf the reply
exactly
what if its not tits
but a man with some meat on him
if discord considers a picture nsfw and doesnt let you send it, does it mean that its nsfw?
not always
oh ye the nsfw filter
discord sometimes considers perfectly safe pics as nsfw
Discord censoring is absolute shit
yeah, the same goes with twitter innit
Discord considers a pic of a dog with it's mouth open nsfw
So I wouldn't trust discord on what's nsfw and what isn't
discord mods need to be under investigation
nothing's NSFW if you're unemployed 
(for legal reasons that is a joke)
Hold on let me screenshot the image so I can send it
honkers?
bahonkas?
ok
wonkas?
The supposed nsfw image
bro, you know how filthy fingers can be? wash them first before doing that
Bet
goated with the sauce?
legit like, anyone who uses fingers etc during "fun times" without having thoroughly washed em is just disgusting
Dude
bonkhonagahoogs?
Y'know what I'm just not gonna say anything
wigglyjigglys?
hungolomghnonoloughongous?
idk thats just the set-off for me
boobongoowoglongies?
hands need to be as thoroughly washed as possible
how much gb
tonhongerekoogers?
70+
winklybinkisplinkies?
Fair enough
I was just gonna say sex is gross enough already anyways
Like, it is to be expected that you are clean if you are going to do something like that
still, you dont stick your dick in the same places you stick your hands
hell i make sure my hands are clean BEFORE masturbating first
Okay I did not need to know that
cropol the only sex haver on the server
Bruh
also lemme run you down on the procedure
dohoonkabhankoloos?
so first i wash my hands
we dont care
then i $&%$%&$%#$&%#&%(#$&@$^&#%(#&$(^@#( all over the #($^%#($#^#%&($^@*(%
No comment
goobalowodobongolotroongas?
says the person that posted a pic of an opposum on a leash and said "me and daddy"
They what
oki, so?
as in you are not in a position to judge
im hunry 
Life has no meaning (in a good way)
If life has no meaning, it means you can do whatever the fuck you want
Me too and just got on the treadmill :(
life is 9 inch subway
I can dangle a lil carrot in front of you to motivate
carrot? 
and suffer the consequences of your bad actions.........unless you are a rich basta-
Dangle a kebab roll and its a deal
I BEAT YOU HAHA
Well yeah, you gotta be responsible for your actions
SHAWARMA
a real set of badonkers?
stop itt
double check your bed for anti personnel mines
😭😭😭😭
cant stop wont stop
i eat those things for dinner
miata got that lightskin stare
cute dog
I make potato fremch fries
hello me
how are you?
there is any way to hide gamma starter?
Feel alright, sleep was shit
yeah you gotta delete system 32
ok
Oh god
now what?
We do a little trolling :3
Absolutely true
glad to hear that, me
now grab a hammer
I bet this joke will get stale literally tomorrow
We thought that Quagmire's Dance was hilarious, so we made our own version.
Don't have any
okay okay
do you have any other object that can deliver blunt force trauma to a small surface area
Knife?
a really strong fucking punch
Nope
thats not blunt force trauma
Only screwdrivers
My head
unzip your pants
hEY WAIT WHAT
Don't have any
and smash your balls in
Bro
great no need to unzip
No
Morning friends
welcome!
Man, schedule manager foooked my schedule up at work
yeah we're having an average brainfart moment
Already done in midschool
Making potat
aha........GO AND SMASH MAJAS BALLS
yess!
Want to hear about this?
nvm dont do it

i dont know if i want to
those who dare to do such a thing never return alive
maja cannibalized em
I'd rather not tell
do you all know that heavy balls in pe lessons?
I need shit to work my legs and hips put on man
I need this
im in greece, we dont use those
in my schools we barely did anything...
i was lying on floor when my friend dropped one of that (5kg i guess) balls directly into my balls from like 1,5m
hurts as fuck
are your balls....okay?
uwuuu!! >~< eek
i wasnt able to feel anything other then pain below my belly button
almost faint
i got hit in the balls twice while playing football
also i remember a moment in elementary
i feel like i get flashbang inside head
sheeeeeeesh Crystal got that drip
where i was walking back to class , 2nd grade and suddenly a football makes impact with my head from the side
just got up and continued after everyone made sure i didnt have brain damage
or maybe i did suffer brain damage?
who knows
whenever something hits you REALLY damn hard
check if you're alive
if yes
get up
this was happening in my pe classes like 1 per 1-2 days
people didnt even cared about possible brain deamage
what if you are bleeding out and shouldnt move
here they also stop caring after you are no longer a small innocent 2-3rd grader
this "fuck all" guy sounds like a lucky fella
damn right he is
i get my finger nail almost ripped off on one PE (only hold by back side of nail) and my teacher gave me an plaster
no matter that blood was coming from under nail
wow................they give you guys plasters?
just one to nail not fall off
Pommes in der Bratpfanne? 
i need to remind myself past forms of words in eng
man i love potat
here lemme help you
ahem
" someone blew jacobs back out 3 days ago"
i thought you will say thing like "jacob made me an ice cream"
nonono
you made jacob ice cream
im jacob
hes the one that blew your back out after all
wait i thought it was a joke
no
okay i need to edit a message cuz it makes me look like a bottom
since Crystal shared her potat, it'll only be fair if I send my peet-suh
my name is jacob and in cartoon jacob is making an ice crams
Jawohl
that works ? 
It's missing SPICE
oh yeah thats annoying
yep
Puts flavour right onto the food
season it with fear
goodbye
are those frozen or fresh ?
Fresh! I cut them myself. Why?
heres our number 9306745067
i feel like you gave me number to prostitute or mental health agency
oh that makes more sense, putting something frozen in a pan doesnt work very well
i feel like i just mashed the numbers in random order
oh i know
Also i thought ypu were gonna say smth like "i would eat that"
about phone numbers
Lol
why
because it starts with 6666
Can i have your phone number?
share it with us so we can also hate it
and i say 4 times 6
and always i see how they write 4 then delete this and write 6s
figure this out
Gets ddosed
666646464
yep
Is it just 4s n sixes?
nope
Fuc
is it just 6s and sexes
nope
is your phone number made of sex
Yes, they spelled it out while having sex
Idk why she always said "nein" but it seems correct
6666..... im not giving more tips
it ain't impressive, but it's edible
TOASTED
possible
sir yes sir
in thing like that
Deep thoughts
Isn't distilling basically like smoking meat but instead you're smoking the chemical?

I need a sandwich maker and my kitchen is complete
tbh im after advanced chemistry and biology i know some about this shit
(that makes me less afraid of smoking then more afraid of meat smoke)
Gamers: we can't talk with women
Also gamer girls:
huh?
Literally i have seen a video
im lost in this server. where is english general chat? i need help but idk where the channel is to ask a human.... i know im dumb but my brain dosnt do word salad well and i get lost.
first of all
Normal gen chat
i understood that if i will be smoking like 1 cig at a week i will not beat years of breathing furnace smokes
welcome to Brainfart!!
you strayed off the safe path wanderer
where is it though 😭
welcome to your eternal hell
you get on brainfart you dont need general anymore
join us
#╟❓general-offtopic if you need a diet brainfart experience
yes
the cowards way out
exactly
(cant even add emoji)
although i doubt i am even close to qualifying
Original version of that kind of wojak (mouth open, excited about something) comes from 2 people pointing to a vegan soy alternative to fried chicken wings, thats where the soy comes from
Now wojak idk
Like me :3
the worst ive done so far is just annoy ledy in my quest for him to GIVE ME THAT WARN I NEED
i see discord by 3 msg wide gap
Doesent wojak mean soldier in polish or smthing
not even close
isnt that my fav finnish guy?
kinda but more popular in east side
old slang
Hey ciapeeer. How are you doing my friend?
forbidden slang
wasnt there a polish army bear named wojak ?
like your father or grandfather slang
ITS WOJTEK
🇫🇮
🇵🇱
im trying to download gamma since 13

Oh damn
exactly
Ye it takes a while xd
be like me
cant see at ds
WOJTEK THE BEER DRINKING, CIGARETTE SMOKING, ARTILERRY SHELL CARRYING WAAARRRR BEEAAARRR
Be prepared to update it too
actual gigachad
wojtek was the best wing man
win + tab
create a new desktop
move the installer there
profit
wojtek should have been allowed to fly a plane straight to berlin and kill them all
god bless you
that's the second person not damning me
i mean like flirt wing man
absolute success
CrystaI alt
real i just realized you two have the same pfp now
HE WOULD BRING MOSCOW TO ITS KNEES
POLAND WOULD BE THE NEW WORLD POWER WITH WOJTEK
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT WOJTEK
@orchid robin soldiers were using wojtek to get some bitches
WOJTEK ALLOWED THEM TO GET THE BITCHES, WOJTEK IS A GENEROUS GOD
fucking skill issue
@digital quartz also wanted to show this postcard memorating the civil war which is Hard asf
never expected ciaper to be one of those who can't read #old-how-to-install
nobody uses that fuckin that
i did
and had no problems installing gamma

i was shocked at how many people just scream for help immediately instead of looking at that chat
i did but i stopped on this point
nahh excuses
chimp with a machine gun type vibe
i always do that
ooooorrrr chimpy 
HOW THE FUCK
LITERALLY A CENTIMETER BELOW
im reading that much as i need
bro has a daily reading limit
yes
but really
if i have an instruction
im never reading any point forward them im
aha
yeah kinda missing the point ig, those instructions are precisely there for people like you
hey I've seen that one before
my team fortress 2 is a futanari
what?
Jesse we have to cock
he couldnt even do the fall right


at least 4 years ago
that's right
he did not get the shortcut 
bruv asks for support in brainfart 
worst place to do so 
same lvl of retardness
as mine
oh fuck
it works
(kinda)

hud is weird
i noticed
i also noticed default being winrar, i wonder if he used to extract files with it 
That’s because you didn’t install raid shadow legends while using nordvpn while opening your ridgewallet to get your card to spend on microtransactions in Diablo Immortal
no no
i didnt
oh shit
also you better actually retry and read again the steps carefully

!shortcut i'm in a good mood
The installer didn't create a shortcut for G.A.M.M.A.: #╭📖faq message
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh shit
i turned this on by mo2
works
@heavy peak did you deleted my message on #🔨base-gamma-support ?
now mods are on but still black screen
and i wanted to update this message but cant find
!blackscreen
Follow this: #╭📖faq message
Aight, first of all
hi Gumbito!!!!
hi dad!!
@upper spruce that cute fluffy link dragon you showed me the other day, adorable
And hello Tophat! Hello Maja!
Hru two doing today
And second of all
Does anyone know what show that is?
3rd of all, play wit hmee
What are ya playing?
playing ULTRAKILL
nothingg
Ooo, what toppings
holy fucking shit it works
Dam I want a Rolls Royce
grinding P ranks
What works?
pretty simple
thank you soo much @heavy peak
gamma
ham, sauces and cheeze
i was trying to do this all day
this sword is bigger than me

include downloading
man lived so long in brainfart, that didn't consider asking for help at the 1st hour when was faced with a problem
to be more funny this was my second try
maja learning how to swordfight 
typical polish
i already mastered shanking, i dont need swords
and i'm not watching taht stuff, ew
I want to too
Right now
Thinking of getting some food but idk what to get
@amber marsh
My throat is still sore and I can barely swallow
same
fight me 
Your dead.
eat baby food, its really nice
aw shit
Hawt 
hey, youre a connosueir of games, do u know any games you still didnt talk about
wtf is eating up space in my hard drive
Okay baby <3
ew
Eiii pws paei
Ohnestly when i were to fight i would, like,actually get serious usually
Oles oi tsontes mhpos?
trying to figure out whats eating up so much space on my hard drive
i dont have porn here, i have that hard drive underground
uhh do you have anything more specific in mind ?
now i have 2 anomaly
just any sort of a game you didnt tell me about
Virgin scared coomer, I watch porn in public because I'm a chad and not afraid 
AYO WE GOT A REAL EMOTE????? LESS GOOOOO
48gb apps, 16gb temporary downloads and 3.82 in other files...... then why are 107gb in use
watching for the plot ofc
Check your videos
empty
I'm unironically so desensitized to porn that at this point I genuinely just look at the art
I mean you could just look through my steam library
mmmmm
oh, yeah that'd work
same
theyre just other icons for iteems, the anime or maids have ntohing to do with the mod
its a stalker mod
i used to have addon what plays caramel dansen after pseudogiant death
Ik that's still funky if you know the game those catgirla are from
ew 100h in nba
did you play zero sievert ?
tbh i dont even know that game
but hey
yup
both in early demos and early access, and in the full out game too
cat girls eq
Oh boy I am the only enlightened one
man I really need water right now
i have a lot of water if u want
yes I'd like H2O
sparkling tho
translator time
stoneshard ?
do anybody have this server logo in good qualiti and circle?
oh
no
I AGREE SO MUCH
@orchid robin Η pizza fan έχει 4.5-5.5 εύρο πίτσες 6 τεμαχίων, μικρές αλλά με κάποιο τρόπο χωρτενουν, δεν αν έχεις, αξίζει φουλ
FUCK SPARKLING WATER
it is an acquired taste

Why does it even sparkle anyways?
theres no better qualities
i have stopped eating pizza fan since i was like 9
carbonated
It was a joke
the only pizza fan store we had closed in i think 2011
looks invisible
oh that one, why the fuck do yo ucare
krill issue
im perfectionist
Oh god the I'll dance dance dance with my hands above my head is a lady gaga song, I forgot she existed
is total warhammer 2 good singleplayer?
Is she still alive?
yes it is very big tho
yeh
oh wait i played stoneshard, yes
iw as stuck in the tutorial/the spawn tho
but it is square
so I can start the Damn Daniel count

Aight, lady gaga is kinda decent from this one song
ok i found something
what the hecc is that tomb and why did u have so many horus
Gets kinda mid half way and it ruined it in the end wtf
jesus fuckin christ
childhood game
dc universe online was better :copium:
I FOUND THE PROBLEM
I FOUND WHAT HAS BEEN CAUSING THE PROBLEM THIS WHOLE TIME
so lemme give some background
this isnt "my" laptop
it was a gift from my mothers friend
me and the homies
have you tried Atom RPG ?
no
(they're my schizophrenic hallucinations that were made to make me feel less lonely)
THATS 50 GIGABYTES LARGE
is War for the Overworld wicked or u didnt like it?
its not as good as the old Dungeon Keeper games but its fun
Anyone know darkest of days here?
btw
in poland we have old letter
from polish people to sultan
where poles are dissing him
ok i got a question to everyone in this server
like: what knight is from you if you cant kill a hedgehog with a bare ass
the answer is yes
which version of stalker 2 i should preorder
thats not sufficient
your army is eating devils shit
@orchid robin i belive you will like that
Swobodna interpretacja aktorska legendy o liście kozaków zaporoskich do sułtana Mehmeda IV.
Na podstawie artykułu w Wikipedii:
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pismo_Kozaków_zaporoskich_do_sułtana_Mehmeda_IV
i live in turkey and game prices are increasing every possible moment
https://youtu.be/AV69DyOuzbE?t=12 heed cartman's wise words
Once again, Cartman speaks the truth. This episode was absolutely brilliant. Best one in ages.
im engaging in philosophical discourse rn, cant
if you're worried about prices, why are you asking which edition you should preorder?
get the cheapest one 
I trust you, is South Park still good since they got on season 17 and maybe higher?
check this out later you will not regret that
im a dummy in certain aspects
no idea, I don't watch them anymore
Rip
i might get the ultimate
I'll start, one day
the 'covid special' episode is great, apparently
who knows maybe for the future shit
"prices are increasing every possible moment"
"I should preorder the most expensive version of the game"
Stalker 2?
In case you'll see the ping, you can always pay 1$ or whatever and buy Game Pass, the game will be out on that as well
but muh preorder bonuses
play stalker bandit radio 24/7
maybe christian metal?
Temporomandibular Grind goes so fucking hard with them
never did it sound SO good
what headphone did you get
but muh 110 lost money if the game turns out to be shit

a4tech bloody G580
Whoever preorder should be taken away whatever credit card owned
and my friend did send this to me today
so i have 2 options
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ive got a riddle for you brainfart, how come the user folder is 50gb when almost every folder isnt even 500mb
🤮
get the original
folder in the user one
this is much better then original
porn
hidden porn folders
seriously tho im at a loss
fak u

