#🎪bruh-fart
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I just woke up up, I need to go get bread
aw
yeah im not good at stuff
chat please... It's to early for this
outgay maja

thats your quest soldier
should i talk about wars again?
no, im bi so its impossible
Mf yesterday we were talking and you made it horny cuz it wasn't getting there
you can try 
You fell off your high horse ages ago
@uncut obsidian when batlebit
fake news
Fake dragon
indeed
fake dm
in 8 hours
they dont have to be irl wars 
when me sleep
oh god
do u work out?
yes

my break actually just finished
my hand is dead after holding a bag for a hour, how fix
be back after the bicep dips
hahaa
Take care
why do people keep assuming my pfp is a dragon 
break hand
hold bags for longer
Oh I know it's a Kobolt, that's why I said fake dragon
omg ur a furry uwu

maja doesnt know kobolts, she not cool
i only know cobalt
but that makes no sense... Kobolds don't pretend to be dragons

bet she doesnt know tortles either 
r/woosh
i only know cobalt from terraria
same
or kenkus
i think there was cobalt in rolox game too
bread me!
After I get
r/yourjokewasbad
ahh u a fortnite/roblox kid, nevermind
Bread 👍
wait you were the kenku ranger right ?
ja! cola YIPPPIEEEEEEEE and trios
im a boomer now :c
Uisbadlul
bruh

u over 16?
oh.. much over that trolldespair
maja is legal
noone knows that Thri-Kreens are 
nah theres no way u older than me
anyways set 1 finished
i am, ur just a normie
what did you want maja?
with 4 arms
i wrote it
D&D nerd
Get rekt
well im not scrolling up
4 arms
4 shields 

nah u a horny child
too lazy too
im older
Actually skill issued
sez u
just say it once more
u can only use 1 shield noob
no

Bro what???? 
im not a child :3
Dutyer go back to your duty
No it's not. It's tongue pointing, it's an insult
oh wait, i am- that was acomplimentt, thanku dad
yes yes we know you torment the elderly
Ohhh
fck off
someone here doesnt appreciate christopher nolan
Still cute
god damn
eyyy u remember
delet
anyways, I'm off to work, see ya lamos!
no


i just always wanna delete every social media as soon as maja does that random horny shit
Off to the mines?
just kobold things
Just block the nerd
Freedom
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
noob

there are 3 thrones with different heights
freedom is 105#
and your WAS the shittyest one
but better than no throne
👉 
no wonder youre a freedomer
so you are only 9.
No I don't like them 🤣
🤝 
Weed
pot
i wish i could go today to get that ram stick and get back on gamma
Still no RAM Ranch?!
it was actually delivered to the pickup point like 3 hours ago.....but the shop called me that they accidentally packed only one stick and the second one will arrive tomorrow......so yeah tomorrow im goin for it and opening the packages in front of an employee to make sure im not being scammed
Monster -> perfect way to have a heart attack.
the best way to have a heart attack is sex, monster is second best
good thing i did drink 1,5 - 2l a day
Sex is healthy
nah nah, the best way of having a heart attack is being confronted by another human
best way is overdose of adrenalin
LeL
is he alive
no
Shame on him
thats because he did it with a maid and not a prostitute
happens more people than u think
Depends the maid type
Da.
Pussy was so good the mans died
Not big SoUpRiCe
Da. 
damn
Should last a singular month.
thats rough
SuS B
What kinda complete and utter loser lurks and snipes out people to ban in a meme channel
I'm glad that we don't have such utter wastes of life in this server bros.
who gonna tell him

im gonna go do something very stupid
be right back
nvm its not gonna work
or maybe it will
i just need something to cushion my legs
Gm chat
mornin
evening
mornin
this stupid thing turned out to work perfectly
all i needed was a towel
i understand why u are an exile
i will not elaborate further
it's called non-insulting , non antisemetism memeing. Try it
it is litterally 11pm where im at
All cats are stretchy they are both liquid and solid
LeL
stretchy is solid, not liquid
p!explode 367035582179835906
Work of art
i want old top gear back
nu get rekt, you get the mustache
Stoopid sily derg
Wow, it took me 6 months to make a new video, incredible.
Music:
Stuart Rynn - Alien Forest
Jamie Robertson - A Game Score
Jamie Robertson - Rock the Building
Bucket - Soon
Megasphere & Dwars - Do it Again
Esselfortium - KdiKdizd Z1M2
Jeremy Doyle - Fast
Esselfortium - KdiKdizd Z1M8
Jeremy Doyle - Ripsnort
Olympic - Proč zrovna ty [MIDI]
Audios...
Pink DOOMguy ftw
thats pink nerve disorder guy
die
no u
both of you die
Wow. A video that might actually be funny and didn't took a whole month? Interesting.
Music:
Eric Baker - Come out Fighting
PRIMEVAL - The Crypt
PRIMEVAL - Let's Rock!
KEYES BE ATTACKING
p!implode 477702420554579988
oh shit boys
My arms are busted
a storm is coming
ABEGAR
Bayonet drills are killing me fr
im boutta get left with no internet
why are you doing bayonet drills

Rip
hahahaha git rekt!
Because the military higher ups want us to do it
how old are they
Ancient
that explains it
Anyways see ya
No more phone again
WW1 mfers
anyways imma go die again
Duty in a nutshell
at least im gonna die doing something cool
👉 💀
Fight for the Emperor?!
u do u mate
my low int char can't interact with vending machines and computers
wtf am I going to do

2

You'd be surprised how often bayonets come in handy when you're fighting house-to-house a la Fallujah
superstitiously💀💀
the computer thankfully identified me as mentally challenged
3
Wut gaym
Encased
okay
Ah yeah i played that a little bit
yeah but they will ne fighting the chinese, not insurgents
Even more reason to practice!
man this medical computer sure knows how to take my suspicions away
what is this anyways
My first death in the game was when i climbed into a casket
an rpg á la fallout 1 or 2
I’m a little late
LE PASTA!
it's oki
I'm thinking about buying that game, and it's all your fault
I am terribly sorry

@grizzled meadowfalco!!!

my stupid character is being scammed with the nigerian prince scam 
lel
Lol

lmao
I did I did
What is that game?
Encased, RPG á la Fallout 1 or 2

😮
GUYS I REMEMBER I SAW "ALDO'S" CHRISTMAS!
The Spy is known to be a real stubborn and french person. That day his past comrade, the Soldier, appears and tells him that three ghosts will come to spook!
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After a long break and real life stuf...
Aldo face-reveal confirmed
za monolith

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
ew

infidel

qt
skulls for the glowy rock ? 
Something about asking for "snork mommies". 
See #╓☢stalker-chat stickies.
blood to wash the great monolith
ah, then he belongs here
oopsie
now you're with us hehe
any way to get out of the brainfart exiles jail ?
beg for forgiveness
I beg for forgiveness @scenic sable
Later.
YAYYYYYY
😄
Aldo is ruthless you aren’t getting out ever
impossible
Aldo is MEdic confirmed
I'll ask every single year

oh wait ur also freedom.. jesus
I want my car to start that way
renegades go brrrr
begging to be turned
"Later"
okay thats a reach even for you
ill beg on a regular basis

stroke the gear stick, should get it turned on
Chad move
I immediately drove the car into a wall
sounds like text based game
"ACTIOOOON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!"
many explosions
its an rpg like the old fallouts
or dos for that matter
what about un-exiling miata
and the guy #2
i forgor his nickname
The PaStA is so INTENSE!!!
It has been less than 24h.
Miata? As in a car?
Aldo, i wanna ask a question
What? 
You've killed 2 people, Aldo.
[!] Brainfart will remember this.
Are you french?
What does the Exile role do
I am the Spy!... You know!...
it exiles you
you can only talk in brainfart
You are stuck in brainfart
Lmao
this is what it usually looks like when not in dialogue
we just said it's too cruel >.>
It's better to mute
Just rp in brainfart
The server's underhive

the servers leper colony
ohh, whats the gameplay like
Using a futuristic MG42 as a weapon
turn based combat

hot
Abuse
I made a bad first impression I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOcHVwkUhkE
^Aldo's demise
The future bros 😮
Don't create a Paradox, it's dangerous.
For more NEWS and NOTIFICATIONS:
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Music:
- Super Mario Galaxy ~ Final Bowser Battle
- Elden Ring ~ Lich Dragon Fortissax
#teamfortress2 #animation #stopmotion
this is what a murderer would say 
HRUHRU
Aldo didnt answer if he was french 
no way they got a stalker reference in here
But will he beat someone in 1v1 rust?
This reminds me of the older days in CoD
MW2 or the first world at war
My memories still live in 4D1 client of mw2
fuck my glass just broke
A very calm questioning...maybe a bit too calm?
For other News and Notifications!
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Music:
- Elden Ring OST ~ Erdtree Avatar
- Bayonetta OST ~ Fly me to the Moon
- Bayonetta OST ~ Riders of the Light
Inspired Parody by this video:
https://youtu.be/IdoD2147Fik
Motifa the Character, check it out by Oney...
Very calmly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpz5_8KaOz8
Meet Aldo, but it's Madirex
In this romantic love story between two scottish men, only one can come out and be the true parfume creator. Who will it be? Where is the Spy? Why is Demoman playing as a Spy and everybody is okay with that?
Have fun with this parody of Meet the Spy.
For more NEWS and NOTIFICATIONS:
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The lovely Delak contributed...
Alternate title: Evil dramatic laugh
XD
Second Opinion texture by SpyKe : https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2641507328&searchtext=second
@upper spruce
Ew Pringles
Overpriced stuff
Im actually mad that Pringles salt & vinegar are no longer selling here
And other brand that i loved with same flavour
Chipsletten better
pringles are usually fuller than lays
But they sell only in pl and germany I think
wait you guys dont cut the pringles can open length wise ?
never heard of chipsletten
i still hate it that there's no cola or pepsi anymore
yeah we dont have chipsletten in pl
Why destroy something that potentially can be used with sponges and latex gloves
ive never heard of chipsletten

the brands that are trying to copy cola are just cringe and not tasty
it all is the same
Bitch I live in pl and I have chipsletten
no
ja! cola yippppieeeeee
I remember back in 1995 White Cola existed
some big city 
Yes
Fuck coca cola anyway, pepsi is better
cu
categorically no
see, that's what differs us, ur a normie living in a big city
bepis
me? i live in a place where internet was invented last year in december
Yes, it is better, but there's no more pepsi
Pepsi better
Soooooo……you are a country boy?
pepsi drinkers
idk what that is
Pepsi Twist -> 


live in a village
no, i just live in outskirts of a town
:weirdchampionship: pepsi deniers
omg i love u
I will be a pepsi denier until I draw my last breath

feelsgoodman hes one of us
water drinkers 
paper planes moment tbh...
fat
every soda drinker arguing about which sugar infused soda is better 🤓
Coca Cola had that insulting Advertisment 2 decades ago.
I mean, we know why there's no cola/bepis/sprite in your area... But lets not venture there
You need to try "Soda"
Ever had Darida cream soda?
cisowianka is the best drink, or fiji
"White Soda"
the thing is, there are actually bepis/pepis/wepis, just not the pepsi 
abibas
omg they invented water
it's white cola xD
no way
Yes way!
quite literally this
i'll have 1 end me, please
wasnt bepis just another doge/animal meme?
that rebrand cost like a couple 100 millions
From the depths of Pepsi City comes the most refreshing super hero or something.
This video is really special to me because its more or less 100% original, I had complete control over every aspect of it from the music to the green screen footage, to the editing. its all from my brain.
I really REALLY want to thank The Completionist so so much ...
I remember I drank "White Cola" once, but the taste... not much different really.
what was the name of the game
geyest drink i ever seen
why u drank it?
i didnt
Then how you know, soda-rascist 😠 ?!
what does this even mean ?!
looks
its not white, its clear
whats the naem of the gamee
It's white lel
wowzers
i think shaking like a pipe with high pressure
yes
thank you sir
np 😼
Encased
thx
that's the Murican version.
Im not sure if you would like it tho
the reviews arent too interesting
huh 

Imps did the bad and doomguy has to fix.
Also this one is the worst animation i done yet and it took me so long i dont even understand. Sorry to disappoint you with the long wait.
Music Used:
Robert Prince - The Imp's Song
James Paddock - Run 'Em, Gun 'Em, Kill 'Em
Robert Prince - Between Levels
Robert Prince - Kitchen Ace (And Taking Names)
N...
Lyrics:
There once was a maiden from Stoneberry Hollow
She didn't talk much but boy did she swallow.
I have a nice lance that she sat upon
The maiden from Stoneberry who was also your mom.
This deserves a facebook page-
https://www.facebook.com/MaidenfromStoneberry






I arrested her for doing drugs, honestly a wonder given my characters mental capabilities




hes a ... angry bird 
too disturbing
ugly birb
Murder birb
That bird will FUCK you up
@narrow lotus use this when you ban people 
p!birb
LMFAO
o monolit
allow me to not remain an exile forever
proceeds to unexile me one second before the end of times
nu
the #📄rules were rigged from the start
one of us one of us one of us
@pastel quartz have you seen lucas timothy
lucas.. timothy..
no! i never did
luka tim 
watch out, Aldo gon get you
brootal dewm
RIP N' TEAR!
stalcraft any1?
nu
loading
do u have stalkers down there? bad bigu enemies?
oki
most sane twitter user
awooga
ye
oh, yeah im here
Is Stalcraft kinda like Minecraft?! Like you craft everything ur self ?!
aight ima be there soon
💀
ingame
too cringe to post in brainfart ? damn
its howny
quelle surprise
I sohuldve guessed
maja was taken so
it's ok maja we already judge you for being a brainrotted hornybug
tell us your stalcraft ign 
taken by me myself, i was too lazy to delete the character here
no
the line has already been crossed
@uncut obsidian are you able to guess what he was doing at that time
or as we like to say
"what's a fart for someone whose pants have already been crapped"
MonolitPraiser
😦
wise words
im on dad >~<





do it
send it to us too
you can click the image and select 'save image' yourself 

im on pc
so i wont have access to it 24/7
and you never know when maja needs to be reminded of this
you know
after the new ram arrives
i might try out efp as well
or modded expedition
Optimization is shiet
i might not try efp
What is that
an anomaly modpack with some extra mods i will add
expedition
is mainly a visual modpack
like it takes anomaly graphics and amps it up to 100
lemme share a screenshot i took'
Nah I've seen videos
Didn't know it was called expedition
best of both worlds
more beautiful than real life
I want to live there, in Garbage
"wow, its just like real lif- (computer explodes)"
yeah and it runs 40 times slower than real life
not to mention
the guy making expedition
figured out how to optimise grass in anomaly
Or red forest
so you can also have grass on with frames above 30
Grass
devs worked really hard on optimizing real life
the fps is always astronomical
and it still sucks
No they didn't
It takes several years to work
the story and lore is really cool and stuff
but the gameplay sucks
and the environment is being ruined by the playerbase
agreed
also certain positions like "parliament" and "rich class" are way too overpowered and are ruining the fun for everyone else
especially since most of them are admins so nobody is gonna ban them
and the developer hasnt even shown himself to the point that the playerbase started myths about him and making up entire headcannons
It is said that some gamers have a pot of grass in it.
@merry lodge Have you learned the reason why you were exiled here and how to avoid it in the future?

Yes I have I will not do it again
Great. Off you go.
Thank you
wait is the freedom shittalking not allowed in newcomers or stalker general
how you doin today brainfart
Do not start arguments discussions about Duty vs Freedom, it will end up in political arguments—more often than not.
Don't stir up any discussion about that one non-canon PDA message about "freedom + bloodsucker", it often spirals down into people posting R34 content—strictly against our rules.
Imagine you make a joke and someone hits you with bloodsucker porn
that would be horrible
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lmao
"Do not start arguments discussing Duty vs Freedom" yeah good luck with that 
you get better with every message aldo
you mean scarier
lel de f 😄
Especially tomorrow when i hop back on gamma and move to newcomers again
what does it do
it just struck me as a bit of an hopeless endeavour when it is literally one of the bigger plot points in the game
They rape you in a dark alley if you help them
(idk really but sounds like a trap)
i like traps tho
pwetty interestwing timing >~<
where snork mommy milkers
Freedoms base
yeah you belong here
They are hiding them underground
You have to raid them and kill every freedomer
💀 death stranding coruier
says the guy that condones drugging people to force them to have intercourse with mutants as a way to earn their freedom
Thats a lie spread by freedom trying to make us look bad
freedom's based 🗿
They wont accept that their member violated a bloodsucker
i have one question
explain these poor people's suicide and the non-freedom drugs in their bloodstreams
you heard of the Harkness Test?
w is it ?
Harkness Test refers to a hypothetical set of guidelines in which it would be permissible to have sexual intercourse with a fictional, non-human creature. The criteria are: "Does this character have human intelligence (or greater)?", "Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language?", and "Is it of sexual maturity for its species?" The list i...
Another year lost to nostalgia lads.
Lets keep moving forward, for we cannot return to what once was.
Ur like, 10 days late wha 
yeah you're really late on the new year
11 days actually im from the future
i may be late but i still put in the effort
what does water taste like in the future
fucking delicious
Clear Coke
6 am water
microplastics

well FBI won't be putting me on their watchlist
you're already on it huh?
nah i just don't live in US
suicide list
that line of logic doesnt work with a certain communist government apparently 
depends whether they feel actually competent that day or are on some Bay of pigs shit
so you get this
feeling better today ?
Healthy as a young horse. Only got mucus as a sign of sickness rn
Well an excess of it
i feel you, that shit wont stop coming
when you blow so hard and after your nose feels cleared and open for like 5 seconds and then it clogs again
hippos are not
yeah fuck hippos
hippos are assholes
you think hippos fat?
they are pure muscle
Hippos are scary
they got a lower body fat% than most chimps
Hai Bruno!
*fucking
:3c not muchh
Lying in bed still
Its exhausting to be so good looking as you so no wonder
W rizz
Why is there a message from Alduren on #🎪bruh-fart recently? What did you do, chat 
we murdered someone so aldo warned us
Khaa impersonated someone and got them to leave again?
murder is not illegal, it's an obligation
I miss CatBear360 
He was a real one fr
who
a good soldier
E
There already were signs
people are so afraid of sharks yet they dont know that sharks are probably the easiest animal attack to survive if you know what you're doing
you post that shit one more time and you wont get your social sexurity
W rizz
😔
Im sorry
that man is speaking from his heart
Unspoken rizz
Ah
how you do gif and upload at the same time im
no

That's why you turn off the camera from the device settings. So even if you were to click yes there would be no camera program to activate.
Youre not getting any anyways so i dont have to lift a finger
Im getting some from dutyer
It's also billions of years old and drives you blind when you look at it.
Jokes on you, I already did!
The Sun is an eldritch god.
ok caveman
did you copy a meme with fake reactions so it looks like ppl here found it funny
bring that bussy for a slappin
so i found out that amazon sells high quality bank card- like white privilege cards
so if i buy one, do i become a police officer or a politician or what
wha
no video came like that i should crop it





