#🎪bruh-fart
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yup :c

Anyways, have a cute crow
this is the second
and it is the same post
those can fuck someone up, all right
should've been "hollow tip" and not "hollow point"
Did it have joints?
How many crows does freedom have, goddamn
cute crow uwu
mustard??
mustard
2014 be like
The song - Dream on by Aerosmith
Have a mem
2015?
Bruv, there's no data available from 2019 to 2021
Still processing that time period 
My brain must be broken
Here I am fretting about whether or not I should go to work
But I literally took the day for myself
And now I feel bad about taking a day for myself lol
I purposely took additional week of sick leave, just to not deal with last month's inventory check
Because warehouse is certified mess and i can't be arsed dealing with it atm 
Nice society we live in
I mean, I'm the owner lol. Everyone has the day off, I just take so few off I don't know what to do with myself
That's different then
Owners don't have days off, they always have to think about what to do in order to survive

Ye
you're probably doing something really wrong
I can always think of something to do other than play video games and spend time with my wife and daughter. I give them Saturday and Sunday and I work throughout the week from 7am to 6pm
I almost never take weekdays off except for my birthday and federal holidays/vacation
Not like I can do much tomorrow anyway. Most of the vendors I deal with are closed in observation of new years day and won't open till Tuesday anyway
Yeah if new years day was actually today I'd just be chilling without a second thought
whats your bussiness tho if you dont mind me asking
I run an insurance agency and driving school
ahh very nice
this part of the game goes HARD
The year of the rapture approaches 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪
No one will survive the incident 🥶🥶😟😟🥸🤪
you are the god's chosen
you mean Allah's chosen?
Allah's strongest medic

looks fun tho
bro, im not your lil bro - bro
lil bro really said "bro, im not your lil bro - bro" lil bro
bro actually thinks hes a bro calling me lil bro, but only guys who arent real bros call people "little bro" bro
bro bro stop being so un-bro lil bro bro this is not my bro lil bro, bro?
bro.
Too much fun yesterday in Stalcraft
people are like lemmings and run to their bag 5 times in a row just to get onetapped immediately again
over and over
its multiplayer?
its PVP yes
bros actually clueless
shut up bro
half of brainfart is playing it
which makes up one whole braincell
well not me i guess, still have enough fun with gamma at the moment
I killed so many people now I have completely forgotten to progress into Dump
bro just watch the vid i sent
I'm pretty sure you can hear when other people use medkits
I was so fucking loud and he ran past me
mmo stalker
with pve and pvp
ITS FREE?
yo
i missed out on something, same with battlebit
only played 2 rounds of that
as it stands the russian version has more content
but the steam version is soon gonna start getting the content aswell
it has been out since like 2013
but they recently added EU servers
and published the game to steam
they wanted the players to get geared before they started to add the clan war content
and it started getting more and more popular
let's see if they have the gall to do the same monetisation for EU
they did say that they had a different monetization plan
good
but idk, dont trust them
the dono in RU servers isn't even that bad
i already dont like the system, as a paint is one time use
but eh
no need to spend anyway
there's gonna be 4 playtests, 2 in 2 days and 2 in 3 days
Dear inhabitants of the European, American and Asian region! Just a month ago the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone opened its doors to all of you, and you have already managed to surprise us with tons of great reviews and relentless activity! Some have already noticed that the new regions differ in content from the Russian region ( which has been existi...
if yall wanna see their plans
it'll take me forever to reach endgame anyway, I am so slow
by then it shoUld be updated
took me, eh about 150 hours to get to the fools path part
still not done, the resources required from there are ridiculous
i am still maxing out Cordon 
like 2000 barter items for 1 gun kind of ridiculous
I had to double-check if I hadn't selected #╟❓general-offtopic by accident.

ok shit, uh, gotta post degeneracy
Good morning chat
o7
Not an excuse stop please you bellend
I can block you, and therefore I won't see your messages unless I reveal them
aight
Done
Discord should still add mute & block. mute should hide it, block should not even show anything

and nItRo money
паша poopoohead
i mean, #🎪bruh-fart is #╟❓general-offtopic with memes and shitposting
my man's literally John Wick
and all from the hip 
the end game in the eu servers is predominantly occupied by other russians, so i can barely participate cus im shit at pvp
does stalcraft have p2w mechanics or why is the grind so hard ?
(i totally did NOT panic there)
there is no p2w
You can get skins n shit
the grind is just hard, you can pay to get premium so you can grind specific materials slightly faster with deliveries and missions
the grind is meant to give you a lot to work for, currently you can only buy a premium time to get a bit more XP and ressources, the rest is purely cosmetic
but thats about it
I wish the NPC barter items were easier to get
bandit camps are close to enemy bases meaning of course an actual player would love to kill me
ngl having to grind a lot and being able to lose your trading items when you die in PvP sounds super frustrating
i wish i didnt have to grind 2000 from fools path/army warehouse for a single fucking gun
it can be frustrating, especially solo
but I guess that's exactly why its fun
and I'm just lucky enough to have nobody interested in Stalcraft outta my close friends
like a 5 minute runback to a farmspot only to get camped at the exit. but its also a lot of adrenaline
playing with a squad fucks you over cus the person who did the most damage to a camp gets the most resources
I roam around the bridge at Cordon freely lul
so you end up competing with your own squadmates
i tend to sit on the trains and farm bandits
And you end up with bigger chances of getting out alive if you get attacked
and you end up with less resources if you do
especially if you arent good at aiming like me
i join randoms when i have to leave an area - after everyone farmed their stuff
so you can atleast grab one's bag and extract
Cordon > DV exit is usually camped
but the cables rly rly slowed me down
you need hundreds, maybe get 10 on one run
yeah its ridiculous how low the spawn rate is for such an early game item
i can go to dead city and get 70-100 scientific equipment in an hour, but cant find more than 30 cables in agroprom for 30 mins
they do love their grinding
I've yet to do Dump and finally reach the Bar. guess its a lot better once I can enter from the north
running from the south is... tedious
honestly have no idea how I am going to grind barter items from bandits
yes
I tried the bandit path and failed miserably
is this how friendships end ?
yes
what friendship? 
this and mario party
as every bandit know, stalkers are pure scum
yes
we're stalker fans
we need to stalk women
they are the lowest of the low
pure skill issue
I joined a random only once, when he asked to revive him at Agroprom
also some people ask people to get in their squad to move from Cordon to Bar
ye on the Stalker side ppl tend to talk, group up and cooperate a lot
like they call out where bandits are, make groups and then go clear them out
nah we're Bandits
lots of talks for bags too
fuck stalkers
fuck em
all my homies hate stalkers
barely anyone talks in the bar and above here though
maybe that's just eu servers
only time bandits talk is to call out invaders
thats the downside for bandits, less players and mostly griefers. there's no cooperation 
again, eu servers
ah yes "grouping up to farm bandits" and we are the griefers
Bandits on ru servers are more cooperative
I've checked the forums and people say that one of the reasons they chose Bandits is because they're more cooperative
I've asked for help at Agroprom once to revive me and 2 people immediately responded
ah yea, if you ask for help and stuff they help, but otherwise bandits do not speak at all here
Nobody speaks in open places, mostly on the bases
I'll check the bar when I'll get there
all im getting from this is that the EU server kinda sucks
nah they dont
bandits talk a lot in photon, but pretty much not in bar
just different strokes for factions
the eu server has less experienced players
more accessible for people with skill issues like me
though the north is camped by russian expats that came here to min max and farm the north easily
give it a month or 2, then Eu has caught up
Also eu servers don't have the christmas tree
just the snowman handing out the goodies
D: thats criminal
They're just trying to test shit on more experienced players first
Before throwing it into eu
they are testing the christmas tree on experienced players ?
does it do something ?
Ru servers are just a big pile of beta testers for eu people at this point lmao
Lemme get a screenshot
playing at the bar rn is basically getting bullied by russians, a handful of people were talking and when i joined in i got pmed by some russian telling me to talk in russian cus its russian server
his response to me saying its the Europe server is him saying kaliningrad
Oh btw stalcraft devs are working on 3rd person view animations
he also mentioned some "newly acquired" provinces that wont be mentioned
Like running, reloading n shit
Im pretty sure you could've reported that
it is a russian company so i didnt think it was gonna do anything
@fading shuttle
What gaem
it took them like 10 seconds to inspect my reports
Stalcraft eu servers
Those 2 guys were also spamming some xenophobic shit
Wtf am I looking at
mod team going hard
Mmorpg minecraft stalkrr game survival crafting
fr
Although those were the first hours after the update
Lego Stalker
ewww
A stalker roblox mod
How the fuck is that roblox
really ?
my boy has never even heard of minecraft
it is roblox
this started off as a minecraft mod
they do look like roblox characters
That's far from roblox
stalcraft don't even look appealing
And it became a disaster for the human race
am I the only one
u guys thing this game will cost something soon?
Love it when people play games for the graphics 
Roblox?
gameplay/mechanics > graphics any day every day
there are also other character that dont look like a chunky lego dude
stalcraft
sure but still
no
dont really understand people who play roblox
It would be illegal
?
good, thanks
true
true brainfart moment
young people who have dogshit pc's or people that really crave cod4 and play phantom forces sometimes (definitely not me)
A bit like vr chat, its a good game if you like children
their face is way too big and goofy
yeah okay i see that its cool for people with shit pcs
big heads mean easy headshots 
based
sir yes sir oorah
Copyright infringement
copyright on what
????
On roblox blocky head lmao
Retarded takes day
True, minecraft it is then
i dont think minecraft has a copyright on blocky textures
they invented blocks
Its mesh not texture
and mining and crafting
Me when hip
imagine toiling in the dark mines for 12 hours a day only to lose half your pay to minecraft lawyers 
my boy really be posting fuckin dirlewanger in full sight of the mods
based
suicidal but based
Can a freedom grill and a duty boy be together?👉👈
freedom being into human, funny joke
a flesh a day keeps the gae away
Does monolith have women
wisdoms of the zone
they wished 
I thought Monolith as a whole were all asexual?
I can fix her
the monolith cant rely on the scorcher alone, they need new recruits
How about making more
?
Monolith anime girl psy op incoming
Find shelter
asexual doesnt mean there are no women
I was referring to the "they wish" comment.
oh nvm my bad
merc players are just tarkoids in disguise
i knew it
Oi we like women too…..like 10% of the time
17.2MB? Does it have the entire pre1990 Mario games stuffed into it or something?
dutyer has to jump in the conversation when its about which faction is cool
Idk man the timing of when i check in on this server coincides with that
better question is, why do you wanna download it 
yeah, fricking lurker
i respect stalker faction that are like stalker, i do not respect mercs because they barely fit in
I always download good media. As long as it's not oversized.
good media being cute furry stalker girls
you mean femboys?
especially with all the tacticool gear they get, the mercs at best had basic nato weapons with susats, i do not accept their fancy guns
girls
Exactly.
Dear lord, its furry femboys
you see
Mercs and UN boys are in a homo relationship
Go hunt them its free meat
i think duty is pretty cool tbh
they're incompetent
this is true
:D
not this again
not you, duty
Elaborate
What the
they cannot kill mutants
:D
They do in my game
the gif finder is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural
like every npc
Youre just a horny fuck
man thats a cool fish
yes
but Duty is suppose to kill mutants
and
atleast im not as bad as maja
Sure
i doubt anyone can be
yeah and then theres ecos who done even try doing shit
But you are on your way to becoming maja
nah
safe this
i simp over art, real people disgust me
you choose screens over flesh
yes
Art is sometimes based on reality
Tbf that way its easier for him to find his dommy mommy than actually going out to talk to people
bulgaria is too unbased of a country for me to find what im looking for here
How many of these do you have
more then you can imagine
10
i personaly can only imagine 8
9
i can imagine only 4
6
Drop the femboy folder
Please
do it
Most feminine femboy
i have supplies for fuckin 2 years
Or 2 days
then i will go sleep for 2 years
thats 1 evening with 2 friends getting high af
has anyone grown a garloid yet
🐟
I dont have friends 
!1984
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garloid feeding channel?
4:30 am casserole
I tried but mine got a disease and died soon after I brought it home
well then is enough to get high 2 times
you should take a nap and make something better looking when you wake up
wtf is casserole
white people food
im white
its a bowl of food refuse
i think
Auflauf
ah danke
i use the twitter card
quasi alles was in den topf passt
Food chat users when they see food that is actually presentable: 
also .. normaler auflauf
oh no
Syno#8824 has been warned, this is their first warning.
p!invert @narrow lotus
yo second warn
its like a suburban white person lasagna
dude lmao
Give him a third one
are nsfw words allowed here?
LMAO that is not political
Circumcision
you gotta be specific
ill just post
90 percent of warns are from aldo
brave
I didnt get a single warning from aldo
What was it
lmao
that is a greenscreened wojak meme over a 90's tv broadcast of federal reserve spending
becouse there is no also
had to be this one
You little shit
minor spelling mistake
@uncut obsidian infractions plz?
this is gross
yoo infraction check
can u deleted this
p!mute @pastel quartz 3d mans really posting sexist memes, one of them involving dirlewanger 
@pastel quartz has been muted for 3 days.
just dont read it again lmao
there ya go
my wang is dirling
p!Mute @pastel quartz 2d posting Nazi content
That user is already muted.
i spent 21 minutes looking for that meme
I wanted to see mine……
surprised it took that long for a dirlewanger meme
haha, too slow old geezer
2d? Really? #🎪bruh-fart message
Oh boy here comes the mute
aldou I think falco is going ot replace you
Aldo is tired from our bullshit probably
oh no
you're getting too old for mod work
I'm typing on a smartphone, it's easy to mistype.
yea i think aldo isnt vibing today
aldo kinda fell off today
hasnt had his french breakfast, triple espresso and a pack of cigs
p!infractions @orchid robin
Total infractions: 3
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 11/24/2022 04:05pm UTC
Reason: stop this fucking horny offtopic shit around here, you don't have the newcomer role anymore, #🎪bruh-fart and #╟❓general-offtopic are open, no more excuses
And since you're talking about "taco tuesdays", you can go in #931238326172794881 and do that stuff but for real
Moderator: okay_cat129#6200
Time: 12/09/2022 08:15am UTC
Reason: how about you dont talk about acts of terrorism, even while joking. discord ToS
Moderator: ЯМыФургал#1011
Time: 12/09/2022 10:49am UTC
Reason: got silenced by the corporate mods
I used to be a shitposter like you, but then i took taxes to the knee
I got warned by every mod except ledi and aldo
"And since you're talking about "taco tuesdays", you can go in ╟💬rp-in-game-chat and do that stuff but for real" huh ? 
taco tuesday
Taco tuesday
Who's ledi
I can give you a week's vacation from this server if you're feeling sassy. 
abuse
ono
love it being ignored by mods and being able to just talking shit
@uncut obsidian jetskis wont be fun anymore 
@ledi|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _ @narrow lotus


Somebody shoot him
Skill issue q
common Syno L
i did when i used the invert thing and didnt find him
how do I get good at stalcraft
Be better
not having skill issue
Point and shoot
what guns do I make
from what Ive heard you have to be russian
I got the ak from that swamp quest
gun
left click
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
life good
None, knife the mfs
no thanks
axe them
Why as val is always broken in every game lol
9x39 is op
Cuz its that good?
isnt it also always kinda broken in real life ?
it doesnt even have damage drop off
Yea
you've been typing for like 20 minutes already lmao
it has slightly worse drop off than the m16a3
writers block
the val shouldve been an smg not assault rifle, the range is ridiculous
What's the range
ye but the russian Specialnforces are too retarded to use it properly so it kinda balances itself
i post cat now
Fake, discord users have no friends
Subsonic rounds, huge bullet, really stupidly fast fire rate, decent accuracy hmmmm
put 300 blackout in your 5.56 mag
mods dont have a life then?
Not me
You're not real
what/
wake up
to
what?
reality
wake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake upwake up
!cat
wow
thanks bot
fricking turtle
I'll take that, thanks.
!cat
!cat
!bird
!cat
!bird
that is not a cat
TRAITOR
!bird
!cat
!cat
truely cats
!cow
!bird
!monkey
!bear
Why do you wanna see your mother again
!elephant
list every god damn animal on the planet
!chicken
!cat
!cat
it basically has 10 less range than every other assault rifle
!children
!cat
chonky cat

bro if my mom had that kind of milk production i would have never left the cradle
while dealing more damage, firing fast, having no recoil and perfect accuracy
!cat

!cat
p!cat
!him
!pablo
!cat
!lit
!spam
!underyourbed
@devout hull
!monster
!underyourbed
!god
!depression
!please
!falco
!cheese
!oggialle
!oggialle2
good bot
bruh
!minion
not this again please
!deleteall
!cope
!facebookmoms
look at the multiplier
thats why ppl consider it BIS
its also the fact that its 9x39, i still think the worst of its issues can be fixed by moving it to the smg category
thats the vintorez
ah
not the val
the vintorez is busted in its own way
aren't they like the same thing
in this game they sure arent
is vintorez good? found one
the val is an assault rifle, the vintorez is a fully automatic sniper with 1.5x headshot damage
mosin +1 is enough untill then
160 Damage any range
i mean in stalker
my friend basically stopped using snipers cus he cant oneshot anyone with headshots and ap ammo
always get left with 10-20% hp, with which they turn around dome him with their precision vals or vintorezes
I'm running around with the fucking main story line AK
sneak up... radar goes BEEP
and then the bush fight begins
he got up to this one before he just gave up on the bolt action snipers
upgrade that to +5
omg csgo
man now i wanna play this shit
he did, still mentioned that it doesnt reliably one shot even with ap
yeah anything with endgame BR is a 2 tap
and like, if a fuckin bolt action sniper cant reliably one shot on headshot whats the bloody point
just get a semi auto then
but the range is still an advantage, usually get 3 shots down range before they can effectively see and fight you - its preferred playstyle
i wish an SMG would fit the 2ndary slot
would make this more reliable
the pistol is too reliable for mutant hunting
truuue
would never switch it
i run the shorty rn for muties
but just built another pistol
the veresk basically has the stats the val should have
as it stand rn in the EU server, using anything other than the val in pvp from the bar to further north is basically gimping yourself
also everyone uses the exosuits you get for completing the story because they are too good
basically have the stats of a Skat-9 for free
Sr2 veresk 
they dont even use the same calibers lmao
9x21 vs 9x39
how to use fucking chopsticks
this is block game, if realism ruins the game experience then it should be toned down
ask google 
why do the other guns work on fantasy stats and then the val works on irl
bias
tried

not working
i mean the same applies to battlebit but other weapons like hk416, FAL, and snipers has decent stats so people can actually not use as val
Except in tarkov , there the VAL has more recoil than the RPK drum mag while standing up
yeah thats a great way to balance as val
the val in this game has no recoil
and you can give it a foregrip, to reduce its nonexistant recoil even further
meta
it also deals 40 damage, similar to an akm but has higher fire rate
someone aint starving
im going to trigger all asians
the only weapons with lower recoil than the val are all 9mm smgs
the thing that matters not even the recoil but the spread
Tighter than a nun
why are you doing this to yourself tho ? 
you can have a godlike aim but the randomness of the spread can fuck you up
i like beans
brit beans
I meant the chopsticks 
my mom made more or less 10 jars of this
im autistic as shit
it has the second lowest spread out of any assault rifle
the only thing with better spread is a fal with 500 rpm
and horrendous recoil
he's just like me fr (farted recently)
autistic brothers
btw im practicing eating with chopsticks by eating chips
got the timbs on
I've been eating cup ramen for a good few years now on occasion, that's how I learned how to use chopsticks
embed fail

damn that's fucking metal bro
very inclusive thank you
?
i want to be apart of this party
but its just him and his homie
what if i become his homie
then its just you and him
HELL YEAH
yeah which one of you is gonna be my homie
I can be your homie
no i can be your homie tomb
can i join?
ok everyone without a homie put their hands up
🖐️
I can take two guys
there you go
in a fight right?
no
in a fight right?
adventure time outro music starts playing here
you could call it a fight
God dam bro
I slept in cuz I can
And my ead keeps coming into my room every 30 minutes to an hour to ask when I'm going to get up
And I repeatedly told him 1.30
And now its 1.30, my alarm goes off
that sounds mildly annoying
And he starts yelling at me to get up already 💀💀💀💀
My dad would have whooped my ass already
You mean whooped?
oh shit
belt whips
my dad would have left me bro
you are sleeping in ? thats it im leaving
Would he come back with the milk?
And god dam I'm hungry
then go eat something
Imma eat someone
cannibalism
not the only way to interpret it
I mean, it's one way
are you going to start calling pedos MAPs now?
the hell is a MAP
Minor Attracted Person (pedo)
just another dilution of words to not reflect reality
isn't that the same thing
its just twitter trying to normalize being a pedo
fantastic
I love this video so much
#🔨modded-gamma-support be like

that yoinky sploinky
most of us dream of femboys
I had three dreams today and I forgot about all of em
yea
so what if i'm both
Cu- cream for breakfast
what is that
damn that's sad, I hope you'll never see this nightmare again
melted soap
I can't comment on that without getting banned
Rewatching the original ME!ME!ME! after seeing the dances at the beginning being referenced a lot on the internet.
Dam I didnt see
As ridiculous as I remember.
So how was it?
I'm only capable of watching the first 60 seconds
after that it's just

I get it, the cannibalism isn't for everyone.
I, however, refuse to throw out such delectable food.
BETAS learn mathematics
SIGMA searches for sales in the local supermarket

