🎪bruh-fart

[abstract path]

Not 18

Neither do i got permission

[somber warren]

ah

thats good ritalin is ass

[abstract path]

I know

I had to get used to my emotions after that cuz

I kinda was just, dead inside at that point

[somber warren]

bruh i drank 2 coffees in 10 minutes

[abstract path]

Bro are you ok?

[somber warren]

that is what ritalin does to a mf

[abstract path]

Yeah, i noticed

[somber warren]

what makes you think i am not ok

[abstract path]

Drugz

Too much meth today

[real tinsel]

crystal you clearly haven't had any mentally ill pussy

[somber warren]

hexe diggääääh

[abstract path]

Yeah i know

Idk if my bf is mentally ill

But his sister sure is

[real tinsel]

bang his sister

[abstract path]

Sorry I'm staying loyal to my dork

[somber warren]

me trying not to be mean

[abstract path]

Why doe

[real tinsel]

my man 🤝

i love coffee lovers

i'd probably suck your dick

[hidden path]

Drink more coffee

3 to 4 a day

[somber warren]

excuse me? you better fucking invite me out for a nice seefood dinner

i'm not that ez to get

[real tinsel]

i'll invite you to a good cup of coffee

[placid sail]

che schifo!

[somber warren]

Deal

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow the mordorian homeless man is making fun of your culture

according to #📄rules 3 you should ban him right away

[somber warren]

wait falco is Italian?

[real tinsel]

no he's mongolian

he can do the throat

[somber warren]

based

[hidden path]

My coworkers are pretty nice

[placid sail]

according to the rules, you should have been banned numerous times, so you better

[real tinsel]

the #📄rules do not apply to me because i'm autistic and schizophrenic

it's very much likely that i made up the rules in my head

[somber warren]

according to the rules, yall should sucky sucky make love long time to me

only 5 dolla

[hidden path]

According to the rules I should get shot

[abstract path]

I got someone for that

[placid sail]

if that kind of entitlement had worked, all the brainfart would have been unbannable

[real tinsel]

to suck torres's dick?

[placid sail]

dammit wrong reply

[somber warren]

me when no one gets the reference

[hidden path]

I do

it's just cringe

Get had

[real tinsel]

nah there are only like 2 schizophrenic people in brainfart

me and my alt @brazen granite

[lusty sonnet]

pretty sure i'll get banned if they pull up my crime record

[placid sail]

is that really your alt?

[hidden path]

Fuck

[real tinsel]

yea

[placid sail]

seriously how are you not banned yet

[hidden path]

my region is all fucked up

[real tinsel]

i made it after realizing there are people who are named @frosty siren @crude dock @cursive light but they aren't even me

so i made @brazen granite to have an alt who is actually me

[lusty sonnet]

didn't you make it for a different reason?

[somber warren]

you guys have alts?

[real tinsel]

i actually made it to do the joke where you get muted and reply "no" with the other account, making it seem like you're not actually muted

but i didn't do the joke

so then i used it for other purposes

[somber warren]

Falco would laugh about that, aldo would bann your ass for sure

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow how many people are in the server now?

[hidden path]

Last hour of work and then I can go home

[hidden path]

my feetsies hurt

[abstract path]

Lick them

[somber warren]

💀

[real tinsel]

ah okay it doesn't show members

[hidden path]

Hate wearing security shoes

[lusty sonnet]

ye was looking for it as well

[hidden path]

I don't even get to kick people with them

[lusty sonnet]

grazie

[abstract path]

You work as a security guard?

[real tinsel]

when tf did gamma become so popular

[abstract path]

Since youtubers

[somber warren]

nearly 200k

[abstract path]

[real tinsel]

we used to have like 3k people a few months ago

[somber warren]

i was here before the yt vids

[abstract path]

Same

I just

[real tinsel]

i was here when crystal was still exo mech

[abstract path]

Yes.

It was meh

Exo mech!

[real tinsel]

goddamn i actually used to play gamma

unbelievable

[abstract path]

Same tho

[real tinsel]

day and night too

like the whole day just playing gamma and shooting the monolith

[somber warren]

same

gamma lets me forget the time

[abstract path]

I tried doing ironman runs already after 3 months of playing, fuck

[somber warren]

you shoot some shit oh damn its already 3 am

[real tinsel]

yeah can't do that anymore i have job

[sturdy copper]

Have you done a 1 life Unisg run tho?

[somber warren]

same

[real tinsel]

i want to turn my job into polygraphy so i only have to work from 9 to 6 and have weekends off so i can play gamma again

but the machines cost like 15-20k$

[lusty sonnet]

7:30 - 16:30 is enough for me

[real tinsel]

and with the materials i have to shit around 25k$

[abstract path]

Times money

[real tinsel]

i didn't unlock unisg or any of them. My main thing was just going around and completing side quest-type missions

i liked hunting stalkers from across the map

[placid sail]

employ students, pay the dirt cheap and make them do all the work

[real tinsel]

nah i don't like that

[placid sail]

come to the place one day to find out they've stolen everything

[real tinsel]

and i'd probably work all alone

[placid sail]

become even more paranoid

[real tinsel]

this is why i'd never employ anyone and only work alone

[placid sail]

it's stupid

[real tinsel]

the only person i'd maybe employ is my friend who i strangely trust a lot

[placid sail]

indeed, there are quite a lot of people you can't trust

but there are trustworthy ones

[abstract path]

Truly

Like...me

[lusty sonnet]

you only need falco to trust you

[placid sail]

and it's a burnout city to work without additional employees, unless your load is low enough to handle it alone and still get by somehow

[somber warren]

i am very trustworthy, hire me (i will steal everything)

[placid sail]

which I can't believe to be the case

[abstract path]

Neiher

[real tinsel]

nah man we're talking about polygraphy

i put shit in the machine, it cuts/paints the shit for me, i take it

i used to work in vinyl cutting store and it's a pretty one-person-manageable work

[abstract path]

Isn't that a 3d printer wirh extra steps?

[real tinsel]

they just couldn't one-person-manage it themselves

[real tinsel]

no

[placid sail]

do you make enough to make a profit? is the work load bearable?

[abstract path]

E

[real tinsel]

both yea

even with just visit card printing i make quite enough money

[placid sail]

wait are you an employee somewhere or it's purely your little startup?

[real tinsel]

the latter

[placid sail]

huh...

interesting

well, good on you if that's both profitable enough and doesn't make you work your fingers to the bone, I suppose

[lusty sonnet]

chill desk job is ok too

[real tinsel]

it does kinda make me work my fingers to the bone UNTIL i get a cutting machine

i have to cut the visit cards by hand

[placid sail]

it's a soul-crushing experience for me, I dunno man

[lusty sonnet]

depends what you do at your job

[real tinsel]

i'd love me a desk job so i can procrastinate constantly

[placid sail]

at least I'm working remote now, that's really fucking sweet

[lusty sonnet]

remote is laid back, at the office we have a pool table

decisions tbh

[placid sail]

what in the goddamn

[lusty sonnet]

10 minute break, we yoink the pool table

[placid sail]

when I worked in the construction desk job, the only break time when nobody shouted at you was lunch and regular ciggy breaks

the boss even checked the fucking cameras, as I found out later

[lusty sonnet]

the difference with an IT desk job

[placid sail]

ohhh hehe

"it's compiling"

[lusty sonnet]

i'm not even invested in coding a lot

[lusty sonnet]

in my case "it's decompiling, trust"

[placid sail]

I've been considering getting into IT somehow from time to time, but that would require some dedication from my lazy ass and I'm not even sure I really want to be there

[lusty sonnet]

IT is broad asf tho

[sturdy copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297209524048363521/1047308262611107871/VID_20221129_161625_853.mp4

[placid sail]

but that's like

[lusty sonnet]

there's something for everyone

[placid sail]

as Russia crumbles down and collapses on itself, you can see random people in the crowd being raptured up in the skies in the golden rays of light

those are the IT guys

[lusty sonnet]

basically

[placid sail]

who can just say "fuck y'all" and piss off wherever they want and find a job almost guaranteed

[lusty sonnet]

that "almost" is redundant there

IT always finds a job

i've had like 4 offers the past month

[placid sail]

almost every IT guy I personally know is already out of the country

[lusty sonnet]

it's just so universal

[placid sail]

pretty much, doesn't seem there is even a need for some sort of re-qualification or something like that which other jobs require

"can you do X?"

"great, hop on it"

[lusty sonnet]

there are certs for if you want to get into like god tier paying jobs, but they cost a fuckton too

was looking at a cert i wanted but 9k for the training is a bit too much imo

[placid sail]

maybe some companies are ready to cover the costs for that at least partly for their employees?

[real tinsel]

company give 9k for cert so i can get higher paying job
company increase my salary to 7 digits for completing the cert they bought me

don't see it happening

[lusty sonnet]

yeye i get 3k a year to follow trainings and conferences and whatnot

[placid sail]

the pay off may be enough for it to still be a good deal for the company

[lusty sonnet]

it def is, it shows experience and you can get put on bigger projects

win-win for you and the company

[real tinsel]

he'd be a classy villain

[real tinsel]

unless you have that constant improvement mindset, you wouldn't last in IT a lot

especially the coding part

i tried to do front end in 2017-2019 and the constant new shit that came out burned my brain

[lusty sonnet]

front-end is pain tbh

[real tinsel]

i like my papers more

i print on paper, i cut paper, simple as that

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[real tinsel]

same with polygraphy

if you know how to operate a printer/laminator/vinyl cutter/plotter you'll find a job pretty much anywhere

here at least

so many places have the machines but not enough people to operate them

and they literally COME WITH A DETAILED MANUAL too so it's not hard to operate them

[lusty sonnet]

niche skillsets are always nice to have

[lusty sonnet]

people don't want to read manuals, they want shit to work instantly

[real tinsel]

or they read it wrong

the first time we got our printer my brother somehow managed to fuck it up instantly while setting it up

i told him to wait for me but he didn't

then my dad called a shit ass repairman who just watched youtube videos and tried to "fix" the printer by pulling out the printer cord

the lent

[lusty sonnet]

youtube fixes

the good ol' "have you tried turning it off and on again?"

[real tinsel]

apparently лент and lent aren't the same thing

basically the thing that carries the paint from cartridges to the paper

[lusty sonnet]

the tape thingy

[real tinsel]

yea

[stone blade]

Me resisting the urge to say "you can't park there" to the guy that just crashed his car

@real tinsel alo ❤️

[real tinsel]

say it

[real tinsel]

ivan HI

say hi to the car crashing guy from me

[stone blade]

I want to so much

when I see some crashed car

Oh god I want to

[stone blade]

hi khatyl

khatyl are you good today khatyl

yes?

[real tinsel]

i am okay today ivan how are you

[hidden path]

15 mins

[stone blade]

the fk is up with people complaining that my audio is low on the videos

I mean yeah it isn't the highest audio ever

but

just ....turn the fucking slider up

[stone blade]

I am very good khatyl

[real tinsel]

ivan you have youtube?

oo famous man

share with us your wisdom

[stone blade]

khatyl you schizo

[real tinsel]

uh no

[stone blade]

I made like 3/4 videos in the past

do you not remember you dumbo

[real tinsel]

you made 3/4 OF ALL VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE????

[stone blade]

one of them got to like 17k views

[stone blade]

yes.

[real tinsel]

ivan

very cool

[stone blade]

omg khatyl I love you khatyl

[real tinsel]

omg i love you too ivan kisses you on the mouth

[stone blade]

okay no

thats homo

[real tinsel]

start tonguing the inside of your mouth

muah ivan i love you

[stone blade]

stop it you homo man

[real tinsel]

okay

i'll do it again later

[real tinsel]

yes i like men

in a sexual way

[somber warren]

thats what i said

[sturdy copper]

you like men?

[slim osprey]

Real

[somber warren]

no

[sturdy copper]

Then why did you say that you said that you like men

[somber warren]

i did not

[sturdy copper]

yes you did

[somber warren]

i send this video
#🎪bruh-fart message

and he said he likes men

and i said thats what i said

get it now?

[sturdy copper]

you said that you did say that you like men

here

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-blink-blank-face-gif-12917060

[slim osprey]

[sturdy copper]

We commit a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

[broken topaz]

he has been bamboozled

[somber warren]

i wouldn't call it bamboozled. More like ignore everything and only take the shit you want out of context

so basically every political discussion ever

[sturdy copper]

Man, I went into this chat to check memes, and I saw a man saying that he said indeed that he was into men

You expect me to scroll up 3 paragraphs?

[somber warren]

oh your in for a ride

[broken topaz]

based racists

[sturdy copper]

Anyone else remembers this scene in Batman? Gotta be my most fav one

[somber warren]

Life is a race, and you are The Racist

[hidden path]

Life is a race and I'm drunk driving

[broken topaz]

Must be from the recent Robert Pattinson batman cause i dont remember that from the Nolan trilogy

[hidden path]

would bang The Lighthouse robert Pattinson

[urban ocean]

Me

[sturdy copper]

I can tell by your pfp. What is you opinion on the Thalmor situation?

[somber warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/987346815449981028/1043579882409562223/speshal.mp4

[urban ocean]

We need to resurrect Pelinal Whitestrake and take back Skyrim with a fury of vengeance that would even make Ysgramor blush

[sturdy copper]

Now that is something I could get behind.

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/boss-baby-hes-just-like-me-fr-just-like-me-fr-sigma-male-sigma-gif-26405638

[somber warren]

based

Delta Forsen lol

[heady crow]

delta forsen 😭

[fading shuttle]

i love wakaliwood

[somber warren]

i heard lord miles is in the new film

[fading shuttle]

put actual love in their fuckin films

[grizzled meadow]

DA MAN IS KILLING US, MAN

[fading shuttle]

more effort in a single wakaliwood film than an entire years worth of films

[heady crow]

fr

they do it bcs they are passionate about it

not purely bcs it makes money

they are bringing a new age of cinema upon us

[hidden path]

one like and I try cat food

[somber warren]

you have to eat 6 cans of cat food now

[gloomy roost]

Wet or dry

[ocean pulsar]

more

[solar obsidian]

this is beautiful.

starving for action

[molten yacht]

[hidden path]

It's dry cat food

also my skin burns

[somber warren]

less talking, more cat food consooming

[hidden path]

Actually I lied

or not

but rn I need real food

and a nap

[stone blade]

meadow at night kinda spooky yo

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-skyler-white-yo-emilseljeseth-skyler-white-tik-tok-gif-26746235

[stone blade]

OH HELL NAW

we out

[solar obsidian]

your hud is bugged

[molten yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/saddam-gif-18193030

[stone blade]

in what way?

[stone blade]

Gonna focus on grinding that clear sky rep for now

even tho I despise the swamps

[solar obsidian]

well head and torso should display white or you would just die, but it may be because you pressed H and the hud didnt load fully before u took the pic, so nevermind i guess

[stone blade]

oh thats because I pressed H lOL

it works fine

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602077288296742913/1024383614533783613/imagine_dragons.mp4

[hidden path]

I'm aiming for top left and bottom right at the same time

[slim osprey]

Real?

[hidden path]

very

[slim osprey]

🤝

I'm actually going for the same thing

[hidden path]

Swole femboy

Honest to god want that

[slim osprey]

More like really fit twink but yeah that works too

[hidden path]

Licking twink tum

[ocean pulsar]

[slim osprey]

C'mon man

We were having a decent convo

Why did you have to say that?

[hidden path]

Blame work tiredness

[devout hull]

twink tummy supremacy

[hidden path]

but you go bro, become what you wish for

Gonna nap

[slim osprey]

Alright have a good sleep

[slim osprey]

Yes I agree but it's too early to be horny

[devout hull]

blasphemy

[slim osprey]

No

It would be blasphemy if I said femboy tum isn't good

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1047115664940335186/910735719306252378.gif

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

[uncut obsidian]

real

[uncut obsidian]

and then snow gets into your boots

fuckoff

[slim osprey]

Simply a skill issue

It doesn't snow here

[upbeat bobcat]

"never sweating" yeah sure

[uncut obsidian]

read above

[upbeat bobcat]

As long as the weather is humid which it is most of the time

[uncut obsidian]

he's not a snow enjoyer

[wary flume]

It’s December

[uncut obsidian]

he's fake

[slim osprey]

You are fake

[wary flume]

Imagine not living in Australia

[slim osprey]

Australia?

[wary flume]

Yeah

[uncut obsidian]

imagine not living in the russian Far East

[upbeat bobcat]

Go shit webs or something

[slim osprey]

Man you have to worry about a tiny rock fish killing you

[wary flume]

Fuck you

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-leather-man-ah-fuck-you-leather-man-gachi-billy-harrington-gif-19052181

Imagine hanging out with these fuckers

Literally shitting webs

[eager quest]

im not elaborating further

[uncut obsidian]

elaborate further

[eager quest]

what do i get

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-disrespect-dr-disrespect-doc-leave-doc-arrive-twitch-gif-20549289

[uncut obsidian]

yo mom back

[eager quest]

i wont elaborate

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/39dxb7

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/flamethrower-gif-18954996

[dreamy hornet]

I wish my scope could summon flames

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22206343

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-cat-scary-cat-demon-scary-cat-gif-26356229

[dreamy hornet]

Y'all ever see the mothman statue in point pleasant
Every single polygon is in the ass cheeks

[slim osprey]

Damn mothman got a nice ass

[pastel quartz]

noooo

[echo yacht]

mmmmm tasti irradiated cat

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996552252376494100/1047490695776194560/F727E3A1-E0C5-412B-A835-2E79905E75E2.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/646132763040415744/972765515531550730/Urinal.gif

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/carlos-carlitos-carlos-frog-frog-fwog-gif-20627936

[stone blade]

yo

[silk oracle]

okaycat rn

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-skyler-white-yo-emilseljeseth-skyler-white-tik-tok-gif-26746235

[stone blade]

Okay

[slim osprey]

@broken topaz this you

[pastel quartz]

@broken topaz this also you

[plucky void]

don't encourage them

[broken topaz]

shuut up

[slim osprey]

[dreamy hornet]

Does it piss you off

[broken topaz]

Out of context

[somber warren]

also cori thinks incest is not immoral

[silk oracle]

jeez, moderators really left this chat lol

[slim osprey]

[dreamy hornet]

This is normal brainfart

Just wait til they get horny

[broken topaz]

Only when brüno is here

[trim pilot]

im always horny

[somber warren]

mostly brainfart gets horny at night

[trim pilot]

thats the good time

[dreamy hornet]

I still think you and bruno may be the same person

[somber warren]

nah spoke to both at the same time

unless its all a psyop

who knows

[dreamy hornet]

Do you own a pc and a phone

[somber warren]

different voices

different accents

[dreamy hornet]

Ah, right
Voice is a thing

[slim osprey]

Cori can't be as cute as Bruno

Trust me I have seen Bruno

[broken topaz]

Im really not

[dreamy hornet]

One day, I may join voice
Probably never, possibly soon

[slim osprey]

Don't be discouraged by that tho, it's impossible to be on the same level as him

[dreamy hornet]

How cute is bruno? Cuter than ghost?

[broken topaz]

I know i know

[dreamy hornet]

Rate him

[slim osprey]

Next brainfart vc meetup you join

[slim osprey]

Absolute 10/10 cutie

[broken topaz]

Brüno is very hot and sexy

[dreamy hornet]

Bruwuno

[trim pilot]

talking in vc wasnt part of my contract to shitpost here

[broken topaz]

We altered your contract

pray we dont alter it further

[slim osprey]

He's more cute than hot or sexy imo

[somber warren]

only ppl with a dick size of more then 20cm are allowed in VC

[dreamy hornet]

Ah so no gorf

Wait cori was in vc

[somber warren]

thats what you said

[broken topaz]

[dreamy hornet]

[broken topaz]

Thats because i have a 20cm pebis

[slim osprey]

Proof?

[broken topaz]

its not attached to me

but i do have one

[somber warren]

Real, show proof

[slim osprey]

Ahh

Makes sense

Detachable cock

[dreamy hornet]

Is it in a pickle jar

[trim pilot]

i guess lets do a brainfart vc meetup

[zenith grove]

am i supposed to be translating this ?

[dreamy hornet]

Could do a drg vc meetup while we're at it

[trim pilot]

only 4 slots

[dreamy hornet]

Lies

You can uncap that

Paduro knows the way

I think

Would probably be a bit of a garbage fire but that seems on brand for brainfart

[trim pilot]

join vc lobby 6

[broken topaz]

not rn

[dreamy hornet]

I'm at work
Big rotary lathes are loud

[slim osprey]

Vc later

[trim pilot]

hot

[dreamy hornet]

The mangler does run hot

[trim pilot]

big buff men with big machinery

@scenic sable

[dreamy hornet]

I enjoy the fact that each of the two machines I operate cant run without direct and constant supervision
Apparently they cost like 500 grand each too

[lusty sonnet]

that was fast

[trim pilot]

guy just posted a porn server invite

[somber warren]

bruh who clicks that

[dreamy hornet]

Probably nft bros

[somber warren]

fucking server called: Free Nudes

[dreamy hornet]

They fall for anything

[somber warren]

like how stupid can you be

[eager quest]

i cant wait to make falco leave in like 5 seconds because hes gonna collapse after hearing my voice

[scenic sable]

Where

[eager quest]

i pull men not women

[slim osprey]

The fuck did I miss?

[trim pilot]

he deleted it

check the logs

[slim osprey]

Pull me then mf

[zenith grove]

its gone

[somber warren]

some dude posted porn discord invite

[slim osprey]

Bruhh

[dreamy hornet]

What do you mean ivan
Does that mean you have a feminine voice

[eager quest]

id come vc rn but im on phone

and outside

[slim osprey]

I can't vc rn either

[eager quest]

man ur the one who couldnt resist it

getting u acting unwise

[scenic sable]

Good cat.

[dreamy hornet]

Idk you may be right

[eager quest]

wait thats not falco

im retarded

[dreamy hornet]

: )

[slim osprey]

Bro fell for it

[dreamy hornet]

Gottem

[eager quest]

i see any sort of "falco" and think its the real one

[dreamy hornet]

Embrace the clowning

[lusty sonnet]

who needs automod when you have cat

[dreamy hornet]

This lifes too short

[somber warren]

did cat really delete it that fast

respect

[lusty sonnet]

i think so

[somber warren]

that was like miliseconds

[lusty sonnet]

or automod has been updated to delete discord links

[zenith grove]

you are saying that in a server where we need to restrict access of new members until they comprehend the install instructions and we have channels named like this people can be really stupid when they want to

[broken topaz]

[somber warren]

good game

[trim pilot]

and they're all racist

[heady crow]

truestl has ruined bosmers for me

[trim pilot]

truestl is a wonderful place

[heady crow]

i agree

[lusty sonnet]

@zenith grove were you fast asf with the delete or was it automod? 👀

[zenith grove]

perhaps

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

he was that fast. Cat always lurks the channel for new memes

[slim osprey]

Minor spelling mistake

[heady crow]

he just claims that he hates us

[somber warren]

mf is lucky luke

[stone blade]

if only you could play as the dwemer

[heady crow]

does that mean we are the daltons

[slim osprey]

Seems he can't edit as fast as he can delete

[somber warren]

yes

[lusty sonnet]

if it was cat then we have proof that he frequents this channel

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/les-dalton-brothers-dalton-angry-joe-averell-gif-13445363

[lusty sonnet]

one of us

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-kid-named-finger-meme-locomotion-gif-25956203

[slim osprey]

One of us

[somber warren]

one of us, gabagool
one of us, gabagool

[trim pilot]

one of us

[zenith grove]

always has been

[slim osprey]

Hold on I gotta try something

Cat, can I get veteran role?

[zenith grove]

[heady crow]

i mean ye cropol has an entire command dedicated to him

[slim osprey]

Literally made your life a tiny bit easy cause people kept complaining about the same stash

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-projared-projared69696969-minecraft-more-gaming-gif-19151495

[heady crow]

@slim osprey can we do that

[slim osprey]

Holy shit pink guy minecraft

[slim osprey]

Ye we can play some mc

[heady crow]

bet

java or bedrock

[slim osprey]

Java

[heady crow]

bet

got a server up?

[slim osprey]

No

[heady crow]

ah

[trim pilot]

install the girlfriends and boyfriends mod and ill join

[heady crow]

mb

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-pride-gif-22560640

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/sdffsdf-buzz-lightyear-all-star-tower-defense-gif-23057849

[heady crow]

wtf skully is back

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992012085393379408/1033055317329727508/48AC7671-82BD-4914-9EB7-CD5CDFF67934.gif

[slim osprey]

Cat did not reply, I'm guessing I'm not getting veteran role

Was worth the try

[heady crow]

anlaki

next up aldo

[slim osprey]

[dreamy hornet]

I wonder if pitbull attacks and minivan ovens will create a superbaby one day

[slim osprey]

After Aldo I'll go for Larkin

[dreamy hornet]

Eventually I will be special for not having a color

[heady crow]

tbf larkin would prolly give it to you

[lusty sonnet]

brainfart minecraft server?

[slim osprey]

Probably, but I won't ping him

I'll wait until he comes here and ask for it like I've been doing

[heady crow]

@hidden patio any cat pic enjoyers?

i did

[slim osprey]

Real

🤝

[heady crow]

ong tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3ERe76IWgE

[heady crow]

this is 2022 christmas anthem

[slim osprey]

Wait wait I just realized

Since cats lurks here that means he sees all the gayness going on here

[stone blade]

hiii :3

[slim osprey]

Haii

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[plucky void]

should've shot him in the location

[stone blade]

[trim pilot]

im building a doomsphere underneath altdorf

about to do a whole lot of trolling

[heady crow]

like shooting fish in a river

[stone blade]

mp153!!!!!!!!!

fuck me sideways I love this shotgun so much

[trim pilot]

ok

[heady crow]

uuh could try to fix one

rn running a merc saiga 12

[stone blade]

doesnt saiga need mags

[heady crow]

if you use mags

[stone blade]

I do

always

[lusty sonnet]

HERA rifle tho mm

[heady crow]

in multiplayer games i do understand but idk in gamma its just too much of an hassle for me

[heady crow]

wouldnt be that hard to fix

[rugged sedge]

I'm enjoying the nerd. That and a SR556 are my primaries.

[heady crow]

ye i got a mono ak12 in like the first 2 hours of gameplay so ive just been running that ever since i got it fixed

with the nerd

[stone blade]

is not for me

I'm built different

[heady crow]

tbf running a drum mag aksu like in tarkov sounds pretty nice

[solar obsidian]

half the server is built different then

[lusty sonnet]

HERA is my most used rifle in my current playthrough, just very good

[heady crow]

ye im just sitting on alot of shit so will prolly fix it when i get back to my main stash and take it for a test drive

[lusty sonnet]

low recoil, high ammo mag and good ammo type

[rugged sedge]

I got the nerd within my 2-3 hours as well. Been abusing the fuck out of it since I finished fixing it. Currently hunting an expert kit so I can fix up a FAL and put it into a marauder kit or an RD9x39

[grim radish]

Bro just stopped the whole server with that 💀

[dreamy hornet]

What about taffers

[heady crow]

still need to find a sr-25

[lusty sonnet]

gonna try a fresh dmr build when i update gamma again

[rugged sedge]

I'm built different as well. Extra braindead

[heady crow]

yalls even update gamma?

[lusty sonnet]

used to

[rugged sedge]

Fuck I need one

[rugged sedge]

Nah, I'm afraid of losing my save lol

[heady crow]

well tbf grok implemented some big changes in the past few updates so should do it myself xd

[lusty sonnet]

i kept stabbing freedom people for a SCAR

good allies

[heady crow]

ya i feel that. Rn my current save is from the days of rc1-2 so was stresfull to see if it worked in rc3

[stone blade]

[rugged sedge]

Old head

[somber warren]

last time i updated gamma game crashes every time i start it

[lusty sonnet]

just too lazy to let it update for a few hours now

[heady crow]

well i spose i should update it then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-15302685

yet a white name among the rest

[rugged sedge]

Bruno the geriatric

[heady crow]

wait has the new installer been implemented yet?

[silk oracle]

If you could, I would be eternally grateful.

[stone blade]

who gave more for mutant PARTS sakharov or butcher?

I know butcher gives mad money for mutant meat but what about parts such as claws tails and shit

[dreamy hornet]

W.a.l.k.e.r

Call of the early bird special

[somber warren]

does butcher even buy mutant parts

[somber warren]

thought he only bought meat

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1046396455352541295/image0.jpg

[rugged sedge]

I think the chart says more money from butcher

[dreamy hornet]

I think he has the second best buying of parts

[broken topaz]

you can level traders?

[trim pilot]

Why are we talking about the game when we could be shitposting

[broken topaz]

[sullen osprey]

We all know butcher is in it for the mussy

[pastel quartz]

fr

[trim pilot]

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[heady crow]

ur so silly cori :3

[sullen osprey]

монолит!

[broken topaz]

I genuinely dont know

[pastel quartz]

based

[trim pilot]

Cori where is th audio you promised us

[heady crow]

get more goodwill in certain faction and faction trader give better stuff

[broken topaz]

I gave you the audio yesterday

[trim pilot]

No

[real tinsel]

#🎪bruh-fart can you shut the fuck up for 30 seconds i'm trying to do something

[trim pilot]

Ok

[trim pilot]

Sure

[rugged sedge]

Why

[real tinsel]

thank you

[pastel quartz]

Ok

[trim pilot]

I will

[dreamy hornet]

🐟

[rugged sedge]

What are you trying to do?

[trim pilot]

Don’t worry

[dreamy hornet]

We got you fam

[real tinsel]

unbeleivable

i'm disconnecting my internet

[trim pilot]

No problem

[pastel quartz]

ok

[rugged sedge]

Why?

[dreamy hornet]

[stone blade]

MY BOY BUTCHER

I love butcher

he the biggest homie

[solar obsidian]

same, his ammo is best

[pastel quartz]

i am going to throw a grenade into sidorovichs bunker at 3am (gone wrong)

[trim pilot]

Do you want his butchussy

[slim osprey]

Y'know what would be nice?

[rugged sedge]

Piss!

[heady crow]

wtf

ur piss coloured

[rugged sedge]

Point at the little pee pee boy and laugh!

[slim osprey]

If Sakharov paid more for rare mutant parts

Bro what the fuck why am I piss?

[rugged sedge]

[stone blade]

buy dirt cheap ammo from him
get quest for mutant
kill mutant
get reward
sell meat
$$$$
ez

[rugged sedge]

Also cori I saw that reaction!

[slim osprey]

I swear to god

[heady crow]

ahahahahahahhaa

[slim osprey]

I don't wanna be piss I wanna be blue

[somber warren]

your piss is green?

[rugged sedge]

Little pee pee boy

[trim pilot]

Cori needs to give us the audio she promised us

[broken topaz]

[heady crow]

she?

[heady crow]

😳

[pastel quartz]

insert raised eyebrow emoji here

[slim osprey]

"Accidentally"?

I did it on purpose

[heady crow]

not my fault ur so hot

[slim osprey]

[rugged sedge]

🤨

[trim pilot]

I jacked off 35 times on October the 31st

[pastel quartz]

these youtube thumbnails be going insane on god 💀💀💀💀

[slim osprey]

Living my life

[pastel quartz]

based way to die

[rugged sedge]

A noble death

[pastel quartz]

ayoo

i saw that

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-gif-25995991

[slim osprey]

No way Kha is blue

Why is he blue?

[real tinsel]

inform the authorities

[trim pilot]

@broken topaz

[heady crow]

armour chart

[real tinsel]

because i like the color blue

[slim osprey]

Ah

Okay fair

[real tinsel]

also the weapons chart

[heady crow]

ye

[trim pilot]

And windex

[slim osprey]

No way this man made those

[heady crow]

also cropol the armour chart needs updating

[real tinsel]

i made both when i was a homeless

[heady crow]

get on it

[rugged sedge]

Mmm windex

[slim osprey]

I won't update the armor chart

[heady crow]

but youll get blue role

trust

[trim pilot]

Windussy

[real tinsel]

i'm gonna steal the armor chart from that other guy who stole my armor chart and updated it

[trim pilot]

I have no idea why autocorrect corrected to that

[rugged sedge]

[trim pilot]

Russy

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[trim pilot]

Rassy

[solar obsidian]

stealing this later

[trim pilot]

Rannussy

@rugged sedge why did you google fnaf Gahy porn last night

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/429407194228981771/1047443458002001960/unknown-36-1.png

[trim pilot]

Kid named finger

[solar obsidian]

clear sky when cloudy sky walks in

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

[trim pilot]

Ohio

[rugged sedge]

?

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-licker-cat-gif-26550624

[trim pilot]

I watched the recordings my cameras gave me

[uncut obsidian]

team, assemble

[slim osprey]

Madirex

Why?

Why am I piss color again

[trim pilot]

Brainfart assemble

[uncut obsidian]

because you pee acid

[slim osprey]

C'mon I don't want this color

[uncut obsidian]

it's not pee

it's literally lime

[slim osprey]

Doesn't matter, I don't like this color

[rugged sedge]

House is burnt down and ew FNAF

[rugged sedge]

What

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-screamer-cat-gif-26604710

[glad carbon]

Fellas post your Spotify wrapped

[eager igloo]

Wrapped is cringe

[rugged sedge]

@heady crow what did you do?

[stone blade]

go truck cemetary to loot 2 simple stashes
kill 2 chimeras and 1 burer with a simple mp153
cant loot them because shitty knife
MFW

[solar obsidian]

again butcher got your back for a cheap hunting knife and some sharpenning stones

[stone blade]

He always does

he was always one of my favourite npcs

he doesnt care what you bring him

he'll buy any part for good money

butcher my beloved

[stone blade]

i cant return for the 2 chimeras tho they would have dispawned

[solar obsidian]

yeah i had same problems with other mutants early on

[stone blade]

mfw 2 advanced tools from 1 stash but no basic to give to people 😭

[plucky void]

realism

[stone blade]

yes

[solar obsidian]

damn okay_cat been writing here for an hour. cmon dont be shy

[real tinsel]

fell asleep on keyboard again

[stone blade]

and then he'll post 3 words

[zenith grove]

it provides no context but both are yelling stupid shit at the other. "i am being respectful and i expect you to be respectful" interrupted by the second guy "being respectful or not, i dont care" followed by "you better respect or i will f you" (this one i never heard before said in arabic and i thought i would never hear it...)
and then some other insults like "you little shit" (this one is a classic in many countries, even used to "discipline" children in addition to the beating with the sandals)
not sure if this is staged and they are ironically beating their mobiles or not, but i wouldnt be surprised either way

[real tinsel]

he did not post 3 words

there are more than 3 there

i think

[plucky void]

📖

tl;dr

[stone blade]

too much text

nobody reading that

cat dont know how the internet works

[dreamy hornet]

Ah so it was that

[zenith grove]

is your name on that reply ? if not, please kindly; do fuck off

[stone blade]

mf cant take a joke

[real tinsel]

says ivan who started a discord drama over a joke

[plucky void]

he mad

[dreamy hornet]

Cats out here doing gods work tbh

[ornate tulip]

I'm more impressed by Cats punctuation.

[stone blade]

yes.

[plucky void]

the excessive and unnecessary punctuation?

[zenith grove]

god please no.

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

[dreamy hornet]

[zenith grove]

i am trying to make it understandable

[ornate tulip]

I'm an American so being able to use : and ; properly is impressive to me, cause I was maybe given a week at most to learn it

[real tinsel]

do you find me impressive catnip boy?

[heady crow]

im not reading all that

[rugged sedge]

Your genuinely impressive ass

[zenith grove]

understandable. have a good day

[ornate tulip]

Answer pending because I have no idea who you are or anyone else in this place.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-the-stranger-sam-elliott-hat-tip-howdy-gif-4268615

[heady crow]

we dont talk about it

[real tinsel]

i am the founder of this place

[rugged sedge]

Smh my head

[real tinsel]

it will cease to exist as soon as i stop thinking about it

[rugged sedge]

Bruno is the cult leader

[plucky void]

it's khaytiil's 56th nickname change

[rugged sedge]

Cropol is the piss fetishist

[ornate tulip]

I don't know who that is.

[ornate tulip]

Sponge borbius

[swift scarab]

I have awoken

[real tinsel]

bruno are the tech priests to my omnissiah

[ornate tulip]

Arch magos?

Or uhhh.

[swift scarab]

It’s dutying time

[ornate tulip]

Fabricator General

[rugged sedge]

I love when he said it's dutying time before getting killed by a blind dog!

[swift scarab]

Of all the things that’s killed me so far, a dog hasn’t been one of them

[trim pilot]

i love when he dutied all over a controllers face

[swift scarab]

Usually it ends up being a bandit getting a lucky headshot with a shotgun

Either that or the typical surprise lurker jumpscare

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/mklpkl-monkey-jump-monkey-attack-gif-20830056

[rugged sedge]

Rostok joke

[swift scarab]

Never heard of it

[rugged sedge]

Lurkers ain't shit. Just be vigilant

[swift scarab]

Kinda hard when they make next to no sound when they feel like it

[trim pilot]

just say no

[swift scarab]

Hell half the time their footsteps don’t even make noise

[rugged sedge]

Just shoot them

Easy

Sinple

[slim osprey]

Just don't die

Ez pz

[swift scarab]

Commit no breath

[slim osprey]

Experienced role but still dies

[rugged sedge]

Sadge

[swift scarab]

Experienced role but doesn’t play the game

[rugged sedge]

🤝

[slim osprey]

It's right there

Sitting on my desktop

Updated and ready to run at any moment

[swift scarab]

Ok

[swift scarab]

Then do it

[slim osprey]

!treestash

[split canyon]

Stash in Agroprom that seems unreachable: #╓☢stalker-chat message

||Also skill issue ||

[swift scarab]

Congrats, you know of a singular stash that enough people complained about

[slim osprey]

I got my own command for it

[stone blade]

bruh now every story in the next 2 days will be spotify wrapped

[swift scarab]

?

[rugged sedge]

Yes

[stone blade]

on instagram chaos

[swift scarab]

Ah

[stone blade]

that shit so annoying

[swift scarab]

I don’t use insta

Never saw a reason to

[rugged sedge]

I don't use insta either but Spotify Wrapped is going to be shoved everywhere

"Omg look at my quirky top 100 music tastes"

[swift scarab]

insert popular boyband/young pop female here

[dreamy hornet]

The music channel does exist for those things

[swift scarab]

If I hear something about Ed Sheeran one more time I’m committing arson

[rugged sedge]

"I'm so quirky and non mainstream"

[dreamy hornet]

Heh
New metal, grunge vibes

[swift scarab]

These days being quirky and non mainstream is mainstream, so no one can win

[dreamy hornet]

Hipsters became mainstream

Maybe its just an anomaly of my region though

Saw a dude in a kilt that was basically cargo pants

[reef anchor]

@dreamy hornet Impersonation of a mod

[dreamy hornet]

I am not falco

[reef anchor]

Imposter?

Sus

Amogus

[dreamy hornet]

Vented

Here, I'm even prettier