#🎪bruh-fart
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At the current moment sniping from miles away with a scoped rifle is working fine
IEDs are good for when you need to sneak into a base to kill someone, simply wear some disguise, go into the base, plant the IED with a 30s timer and run for your life
ngl i was gonna say that hard/survivalist kinda leaves you with a lot of stuff but after lategame experiencing wtf is this
No armor
ive only used ieds for that freedom mission where you need to blow up tanks in the military outpost 
im going full cock
I would take armor over no gasmask
first man i see is getting his armor taken
You can avoid radiation, you can't avoid bullets
Fun fact, your character does have default clothes with no armor
It’s basically a shitty sweater and plain pants
Shut up Cori you don't even play gamma
Yea i do
ye ive pondered about the issue. Eventually by savescumming my armours always break and im just using ones with the highest carry limit till i can repair them
I have a savegame
for iron man runs ye bullet prot is better. Learned most rad spots anyways
Mhm
bound weapons enjoyer
Just avoid anomalies until you can find a good gasmask on some bozo
Live off of killing people and mutants before getting a gasmask
my breton is good at one handed, archery, conjuration and alteration but physically invalid at everything else
i have no weapons whatsoever in my inventory, im just using bound ones

supposed to happen
This pic was actually the first pin on this channel
Use HP ammo to kill exo dudes
cropol 
Why am I piss color now
your role
I just go for headshots
WHAT THE FUCK
wait why is mayor blue now
???
I know stuff
COLORED
i can help with the first one
NOOOO
Your cringe decisions on bullet type have revoked your veteran status

Shut up Neko
chaos snitched
All shall fall to the piss dimension
blame madirex
Always blame Mad
@uncut obsidian Give back veteran role
I swear I know about the game
nyo
you've been here since May
Why not?
hasnt played for 4+months
exposed 
I was literally flexing my in-game knowledge to these peasants
I have a safe game rn
See, you snitched yourself
helloo madii ive been here since february :33
and i swear i am not in rookie villaage ahaha
Yes, experienced
You're not like rasde#5936
That guy knows EVERYTHING
no matters what you ask him about the game
Bro
is mayor and ghosty like that
I like the funny pee colour give role
Relegated to the piss
Making it piss color was a great idea
Only thing I'm lacking is making mods for stalker
Bruh you've never talked in other channels
write a 500 word essay about stalker gamma to get the veteran role back
Then I'll truly know everything
Yea because this is where all the gamma gaming happens
obvs
We already have that, it’s called Roadside Picnic
Give me blue back
Mang I know stuff around Anomaly in general, not in detail but still, technical and such but the interesting part is I'm not asking for the role, it just happens 
I've had it removed like 5 times already man
I was veteran for less then 24 hours
Either leave it white or blue
Is nice
u know hes gonna leave it white
the tragedies we face here daily truly are horrible
I much prefer white than whatever piss color experienced is
wanna switch?
Sure
how much do i have to talk in other channels to get experienced?
@uncut obsidian me and cropol want to switch roles
its too late now
I actually want my blue back
Just go to the bathroom
But I'll take white over piss color
You have to actually play gamma
I PLAY GAMMA
I HAVE A SAVEGAME
Shut up Neko
Nah
I was literally lecturing you 5 minutes ago
And I proceeded to ignore you

Fucking dumbass
do u know about the muffin man
Give back blue
Nein
new pfp?
I will hack grok
thats actually a compliment here
also cropol bad news
Idk
madi didnt want to switch our roles
okay!
ill get ledy to play the next tarkov wipe with me and the boys
well pressure him
dw
im still one of the few who actually sees the channel 
How is that piss color
Change everything accordingly
It's piss green 
You're either colorblind or you piss acid
he does
Hu
ill gladly accept cropols role
You asked 
Alright I don't glow like piss now
there we go
Thank you Ledy
I wish
now we are equals again
to be one with the piss
You almost never talked in other channels bruv
its capital i
Who the fuck is Ledy
Iedy
Il
So I'll continue to say Ledy
ive written a fifth of all messages in #921156747631157299 bruv
One pixel higher
Cause I'm cool like that
lmao wtf i thought its Ledy not iedy
Fuck u
its wedy
everyone stupid
That's not gamma bruv
True but they're "old"
falco this is our fight to fight
Falco
and lose
You two are veteran

!treestash
Stash in Agroprom that seems unreachable: #╓☢stalker-chat message
||Also skill issue
||
how many of a certain faction at max goodwill do you need to kill to reset goodwill to 0
Bruh
I AM BRAINFART
Cause once you go over the edge, you'll reset goodwill
i need to steal that meme
_ _
Read down from here @grizzled meadow
Its not just about being in a server for a long time
I'll fight for my blue
Otherwise we could've just used a bot that could've added the role automatically
alright may i bring an idea on the table: brainfart designated roles to show our veterancy here and nowhere else on the server 
List of the people I help
lol I knew about gamma in April 😩😵💫just never had time to download and played crpgs instead like tyranny
I finally find that sniper In limansk sticking his gun through a wall, and when I go to yeet a grenade at him. The game explodes.
I want that 
💀
@slate crown
Brainfart Exile is the role
VVovv
rate my new drip
0/10 no extreme fetish sex mods
no gun mods
dont worry there are guns
i made sure to include them in 1.2k mods
just not modern ones
you look weird without veteran now
gun mods 👍
confirmed?
tarkov fell off
its now just a bunch of elitist assholes
idk tomppa said nikita confirmed it
do i care
i stopped playing this wipe after getting to lvl 42
ended up being too boring solo at that high of a level (and im not a tryharding dog, so)
burned through 2 mil a few nights ago on late wipe customs
now at 1mil waiting for prewipe event
still got shit to sell tho
im suprised you played that much considering this wipe is the same as last wipe
they have been sitting in my stash since 2 weeks after wipe
mood
yeah it was dry tho i wont lie
i just had iedy and ivan to play with
ivan to play with 😭
didnt have any other choices ...
ya. Gonna play next wipe myself atleast
mean like solo or "idk about yall but ill play"
kinda thing
nah tarkov solo is ass
for me atleast. Early wipe could be interesting but id rather run duos or trios
maybe the occasional 5 man with mosin shooting squads
but going beyond 3 ppl in one squad is just a mess in terms of coms
@uncut obsidian Cropol actually have played GAMMA and the !treestash command is a video made by him
justice to cropol
Well he wants the VETERAN role, he doesn't like the Experienced one lol
little piss baby role
Bro piss isn't light green
?
I know piss isn't light green
but i already said that id accept cropols role
But it's funnier this way
@eager quest how many hours did you even clock during this wipe
idk probably 400
nah i think less
yeah less
250-300?
350?
alr bet
Bro im tempted to create a clown role just for you because of these jokes
so you havent passsed my hours just yet 
also u mean how many i got this wipe
Ay so long as you don't make it shit/piss/vomit color
or
I don't care
in total?
ye this wipe
oh then yeah 250-300
bet
next wipe ill aim for 350 hours prolly
hopefully most of it actually early/mid wipe
this wipe i just hopped on when every raid got me armour class 5 chest pieces
mf with that lapua in skyrim
i should get that one conduit mod to work with my 1.2k mods
i want my bound weapons to have magic on them
I kinda miss Tarkov but don't have the energy or time
as
Horny won a long time ago
Probably when I realized I could act all gay) with the homies around here
this is genuinely good
Go touch grass
ive got undercities under the entirety of the empire
about to blow up altdorf
mega trollage
@vital summit
My man
What kinda doomstacks you running
ew meta builds
"act"?
play for fun
i have 7 ratling guns and 3 jezzairs in one army, with the obligatory meat shields
and mods to remove the line of site restriction for friendly units 
bear
Yeah cause I can't actually kiss the homies
Lies
UwU <3
I wish I was lying 
You are
I would kiss some of the homies without thinking
But they live on the other side of the world
You'll kiss everyone in here if the channel was real
A little skaven trolling
No skaven in Altdorf
Just a little toasty
me?
You don't seem fond of them queers
i see your point
Whats this all bout them queer folk now
hamster
Platonically right haha?
Whatever way you want dear
i just checked my phone messages and i gotta say
i love when my classmates randomly send me tiktok memes at 12:30 am
what do you want from me sir
no context given either
Sir its either that or keyboard spam
Both are bottom speech
What's the top speech then
Talking normally
hate speech
Also this
🫠
har har
Girlboss ❤️
Boomer you have been getting taxed for longer than me
Of course you have bigger numbers
What the fuck does unspoken rizz mean
yes
Do you know what rizz means
Its charisma, the ability to pull the baddest of all bitches
i have a remarkable talent for annoying people
W rizz
does that work
Idk
I pulled a 180cm tall bitch by sharing pics of frogs
Get the fuck away from me
Is it warm?

idk you tell me
You are the one inside my skin
Or Bruno's skin
Idk if that applies to both or just him
I wasn't expecting that from a Volvo
where can i get this game
Why are you so much shorter than me? Why are you so cute? Do you think im cute? Do you wanna grab dinner maybe sometime idk?
Me being so short balances things out
Imagine being short and ugly
Idk maybe it makes you even cuter
Hard to say tho
Real
Which makes me a bit sad, but I'll keep working out
What you doing for legs rn?
u sure im newcomer? 
oh wait thats part of your user
@slim osprey @broken topaz
Squats, leg press, leg extension, static lunges, and some other things I don't know the name of in english
I'm not even sure I got some of those right
My main focus is on doing squats tho
And also working out the lower leg muscles but Idk the name for the in english
Language barrier moment
Huh lots of quad work. But hey as long as the rep and weight numbers go up no worry
Fucking Madirex telling Iedy name
Calves
Yeah
Ye
Hello Falco
Can't keep anything near to Madirex I swear
What do you mean telling ledy's name?
Hello falco
Wedy you mean?

Self promoting
Yea
quick someone post breaking bad nsfw or no balls
Do it or no balls
i have some balls to spare
I thought that was going in a different direction
Why are you still without a role
Do a gtanil and get banned
Fucking Madirex I swear
Lmao
who that
A legend
go punch him
what do
Bros dont know Andrew 
He got banned
Therefore he's no bros
But he was loved
what for
August 17th 2023
Naze damedesu ka = why not

ayo wtf
is that nsfw
Its a cat
you fuckers
Ahh no way he deleted it 
Fuck do you mean nsfw
Bro we all saw that
even thighs still count as nsfw
why u said it not count

im in your walls not your pc
still wondering why you're into femboy gangbang porn
Good night Bruno
Sleep well
technically true 
@fiery snow welcome

lol
Night Bruno
Night
hi gonna sleep now
and i have cameras in them too
Burning down the house
Night
i wont miss anything you search
(was a dad joke but still night)
Yeah then how much napalm did I just make
Enough that I can’t say without being complacent in a crime
Goodbye cameras and microphones
The cameras have feelings and they don’t appreciate this
goodnight 
My ancestors are smiling on me imperial

I should mention the cameras are sentient because I installed ai capable writing its own code in your security system 
@grizzled meadow 👉 @dreamy hornet
Are you his discord waifu
I could be
Bye bye cameras
@rugged sedge
Yes bye bye cameras
They already spread through the wires
It’s not just the cameras now
Not... my toothbrush...
The napalm is just a tool
Figured out why it’s motor is going overboard have you?
It is classified as a defoliant
Nobody cared who I was til I put on the mask
Or after
Some fucking asshole just spoiled the entire elden ring ranni questline
I’m fucking too pissed to sleep now
which one's ranni again
My revenge clearly
Blue witch waifu
You had nothing to do with it
Some fucking asshole on YouTube posted a bait video that flashed to the ending of it
If that's what you wish to think,
I know, a recicled meme, as everything else in here, give it some days, as everything else
His propic is funny tho
what's barney doing there
Anyone know how to turn on the laser sight for a gun
Hush, never needed to use a gun with a laser until now
Eyeballing it was good enough
Just came as an added bonus when I finally got an ak105 to use my shakal kit on
I use a shotgun and a sniper rifle 90% of the time when they’re available, never needed lasers for either
??
Want me to click it and see what it is
Eh, I’ve clicked worse
It leads to a livestream of you know what conflict
All rights reserved to Paramount Pictures.
real
lofi shitwave
Source materials:
https://vine.co/v/O7I1liTZJa3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
Certified “bless his heart” moment
CHUBBAH
Anyone got hell let loose
Do I have to talk
yes and no
you can use chat
but do not try to be a squad leader tank commander or field commander
I’m a console pleb
Yeah on series x
oh
It’s 35 bucks on sale atm
id say get it man is it cross platform?
just a heads up, aiming is a bit challenging for me
and most classes need to be at lvl 3 for full use
Aight
If I had a $1.50 more I could get the anniversary edition
Why do I have to be poor 
“what are you HLL pronouns?” ‘What?’ “Answer the question scrub!”
fucking get team killed
‘AGH FRIENDLY’
“You disgust me”

is that HLL
Seems to be
yes
why are you eating cement
Hot

repaired my an ak yesterday :3
and found a bunch of advanced toolkits so I gave them to the mechanics
yey
Progress
Hi autistic
Hi myshinka.
cat
simon my favourite window jumper
actual legend
s-a urcat peste mine in pat ca eu m-am sculat acum 20 de min si inca nu m-am ridicat din pat
hes built different
ce inseamna sa fi bucurestean
where could I ask questions about gamma
hes cuddling with me
man he a fatass
i know
Look at him
hes big and fat
no
it was just back then
he discovered fall damage
not to chase wall cockroaches from the window at 4 am
quite literally
he legit jumped after a cockroach
which means
from the 6th floor
actual bozo
I wanted to ask some armor related questions
have there been any major changes to armors?
or naw
oh found the armor spreadsheet
minor changes at best
later
👨❤️💋👨
mwah
@narrow lotus daca imi reinstalez tarkov pe ssd am putea juca azi, dar iti zic ca tot o sa plec pe undeva la un moment dat (cu familia)
lol
nici eu nu-s aks azi
jucam maine
plec din oras
aa, ok
si e eventu ala de cacat , poate se termina
inca mai e?
am jucat ieri , am omorat 4 playeri si al 5 lea mi-a dat 1 tap thorax cu m61 , dau la muie de sclav
da
Da. 
cancer
Da.
@real tinsel by the looks of if skat 9s are still busted
yeah but very rare
in all my living legend questilne, i think i found only 3 or 4 skat 9s in the CNPP
until then i didnt find any , not even in radar
well ofc
nosorogs/exos and skat 9s rule
they did before aswell when I was making the armor videos
when grok has just dropped the seperate helmets and armors update
ivan which armor spreadsheet are you using
@stone blade updated armor vid when
that's my spreadsheet and i haven't updated it since rc1
when your mom
Now.
Hiii :3;3;
then what do I use
U been nice today?
is morning , so far it's been alright
Nice nice
you?
All armors
Name,Faction,Tier,Weight,Weight (upgraded),Carry Weight,Carry Weight (upgraded),Belt Slots,Belt Slots (upgraded),Speed,Ballistic,BR Class,Burn,Electrical,Chemical,Radiation,Psychic,Rupture,Impact,Explosive
"Sunset" tactical suit,Bandit,Medium,16,13,16,23,1,3,105%,10%,36,15%,13%,4%,6%,...
mfw its not in manual
love me some non updated sources
yeah but i think it's in the bot command
ye but it doesnt matter
should be in manual either way
its stupid to not have it
and the previous version to stay there
i could steal the guy's entire spreadsheet and update mine like that
no wonder people get confused and ask dumb questions
Oh I know
also what the fk is up with pdas not having info anymore
it was a fun mechanic before
forgot why I never joined #╓☢stalker-chat to ask questions
half the people dont know what theyre saying
indeed
this scene was actually sad
mr america genuinely wanted raiden the femboy to join him and conquer america into freedom
he even smiled like a kid and helped raiden up after he told him he's right
Love how a simple restart of my pc apparently is enough for amd to shit itself and say
"default settings restored due to system failiure"
amd its a restart
wtf
chill
good morning gamers
Is it just because it's November or is this ham kinda
Same q^q i wanna sleep more
had a strange dream where i was organising a LAN party in a liminal space
Try finding the kitchen for snacks in impossible geometry
Hell
I had a dream where i was leading an army of valkyres to uh....death
Felt weird
Iirc i got hanged after that
cool dream
I guess so
Atleast better then dreaming about the level 2000 of the backrooms
it was terrifying

Insane rizz
Did you know that there is some kind of proof that the backrooms exist on google maps
Ooooh, spooooky.
Stagnating on it won't bring you any further
its not rizz, crazy bitches are ez to get
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Worst decision of my life.
crazy do be fucking good tho
hey fucker
i got a girl i smash from time to time, and that bitch is crazy af, like real crazy. Fucking MPD crazy
but hey the sex is great
but goddamn a really nice ass
What the fucc
The best pussy you'll ever get is from a 100gecs fan
...damn
sorry bozo i don't do sex
we know
drink kefir with me now
stop watching me
the fuck is even that
what do you mean
Why
why not
me fr fr
Why is the world the way it js
I'm 20 bucks
just bc she is crazy i can't fuck her? Crazy bitches need some good dick too
that sounds like a pop up ad
That's not what i am saying
And i hate and love it
you better accept that shit
bc it will not change
Old school problems require Old School solutions
my boss told me yesterday that i look like shit
so i'm staying at home xD
xD he actually said that?
Np friend
i called this morning and he was like: yeah kinda expected that, get well see you next week
but hey i tried 
you not at school?
you got regular problems with your cycle?
do you take any new meds or some shit like that?
don't you take estrogen or whatever that shit is called?
I got off my onliest meds which was ritalin
Like, when i was prolly 13 or 14





