#🎪bruh-fart
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you should be somewhere around there
in the maps
why are you silent
no more proofs to back up your accusations?
??
cat got your tongue?
Exactly
or was it a crocodile (the most evolutionarily perfect creature) that consumed your tongue @slate crown
did it snap it like a jellybone
like smooth tongue chewing
joe mama's ass caught my tongue
how precise was the crocodile's tongue clapping
did he give your tongue back to you after being done with it?
or did it give you the tongue?
oh shiet, airistotle ballin
yea he gave it back
you should've asked him to give you the tongue as well
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i came lookin for booty
I'm lookin for mans butt
or the khadonkahongkers
khadonkahongkers it is
none of those were "what"
now we can do this the easy way or the hard way
the choice is yours
me when @real tinsel
lactose intolerant?
4090ti
what's up sweet cheeks
like some diarrhea in your monthly diet?
nah already got plenty lookin at crystals pasta 💀
Oof
@real tinsel
jinx is the coolest being on planet
anything that has evolved to a state of being considered cute by me has a marginally higher chance of not suffering a premature death
me when #old-feedback-suggestions is locked
where is your moderator powers now, moderator.
platonic cuddling
i'm gonna moderate you
moderate me daddy
sounds like a good time
give me that moderatus
moderatussy
me
me
i remember the first fish i killed
picked that mf up and smashed it into a rock instead of hitting it with the rock instead
hurling it's frail body relentlessly into that slab of stone
my deranged thoughts sound funnier than your deranged thoughts
shut up
make me
i insist
make me
i insist back
insist deez nuts in your mouth
i was just recalling the memory of a fish lost to time


I wanna make a thicc fucked up anime girl oita that cta and make pron about it
💀
Oh dud got to cash in 8k gimmi som cuh
stop snorting cheese pippo
Cheesing time
the cheese high isn't worth it
God is second to me
Cheeze these nuts
Damn i drank a little
yea no shit
No high is worth it smh
Tho i really wanna make hentai about that cat


I did it with big floppa
he's serious
Wasted off brand artist
I will do it with jinx
I just bought more land in thr metaverse
Noe i am makin monrh on atlas earht
i like cleopatra style hair
it activates my dormant Caesar and Mark Anthony genes
@normal reef
causing my iq to drop spectacularly
he's just like me
i prefer purple
Changing as fast as crystal's bio
Changing as fast as my hormone level
Damn
@heady crow
the good one or 1982?
If i have a gf this gonna be us
We are gonna watch both
based
eventually she will be just like us frfr
me
fr fr
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just like me
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child predators be like
silence bottom
eels if they were italians
eels if they were italians
been posted here before still absolute gold
funniest shit ive ever seen
he's literally me fr
by the time i'm finished trying to say whatever i'm trying to say the customers leave the store
they all come at my brother's shift because they know they won't be getting shit done with me
social issue
nah it's another one of schizophrenia symptoms
D2?
disorganized speech
babe wake up new lazerpighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3f8GHRptKA
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what the fuck they made that shit before my monitor?
yes but also aSUS
suffer
how tf this work
i love the 1970s
i asked 1 question on my study group and they made fun of me
becaus it is stupid question
1 day later 1 girl asked same question
and get answer with extra info
do you have pussy and boobs
kinda boobs but why?
go back to being depressed, i dont like getting roasted by a bipolar bottom
@slate crown
Yeah well sorry for being busy all day enjoying myself
yeah who let you
congrats
She even gave me cookies to share
nice
Sometimes, life just be like that in the Zone
literally me
Agreed
playing with my cousin who recently got kidnapped to cambodia rn, maybe next time
I wonder tho
yeah happens
Why do i like very specific styles of groovy electro
:'(
just did 61% primeval damage in gambit
feels good to carry
you like specific types of music because people tend to like specific types of music
big dick damage
big sword energy literally
Well there is very less of the ones that i actually like
Lmao fmj is just so useless

everyone else died in like 10 bullets max but this guy, no, he wasnt having any of it
@abstract path
?
GOTTEM
Why
get fucked
for my amusement
Ah
Could have left it where it was since i could just tell you when i was gonna leave this channel for like,maybe screen shots
I almost don't look at the leftovers of the server anymore tbh
Except brainfart
oof
Yep
Either way i am waiting for myself to actually being able to afford a proper PC to be able to play MOST games on
@slate crown damage diff
BIATCH
BIATCH
BIATCH
BIATCH
Crystal don't fucking dare to leave

I have nowhere else to go
Plus these members here are actually somewhat of my brainpower atleast...

Most servers i am in there is just youngsters with teeny problems that i don't wanna deal with anymore... i am just there for the lesser friends i made there
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And...i guess i also made friends here...
the silly queer people living inside your pc
I don't care if it's in my pc or phone
I care that they are there generally
I care that they help, that they communicate
those servers with youngsters are literally alts of you
If you say so, i guess
Sometimes you just
Wanna cry
@grizzled meadow you need to see this one
Done
HELLO GOR-
Some things might also never change
It's depressing to see so many people with their own unsolvable problems, it just beats me down sometimes
It..really does
I hate this....
what a cringe thing to say lmao
glad you took my recommendation to heart, feels weird when you try and roast people
I guess..
This channel
Me when I'm about to ban
Me when I'm about to delete memes
Me when literally me
Literally this whole channel
gonna need some proof of that real "me"
Me and Bruno literally hivemind btw
He post literally me, I post literally me
Wdym, he's literally me
mfer doesn't look fake italian to me
He's brown (or maybe tanned), you can't get more italian than that
but are you?
italians accept lalo as one of their own
yeah wheres the skin colour reveal falco
I'm a fucking mozzarella
Here's a reveal in text form
Bruno and I share the same hair and eye color
He's more blonde than me though
Literally
frfr
Deadass
man i need to look out with the jokes about mozzarella
i am bruno
i am and invidual and unique person
i dont need to be like anyone else
just me and only me
now who is my tyler durden
the one that denies you?
holy fucking shit i got a jackpot
p!mute @azure bison 3d agressive discrimination on trans people
@azure bison has been muted for 3 days.
p!mute @livid void agressive discrimination on trans people
@livid void has been muted.
Always mirin'
HEY WHAT HAPPENED



what the fuck happened 😭
they were talking alot of shit on trans ppl on voicechat
ah bet
like...alot of nasty fucking shit
Ah okay
good riddance
What's their problem...
i like how #🎪bruh-fart is the designated guillotine for the mutes
p!unmute @livid void
@livid void has been unmuted.
p!mute @livid void agressive discrimination on trans people, sorry forgot the timer
@livid void has been muted.
ahahahahahahahhaha
Hey again
tf


This dude just want to be muted...
FALCO DUDE
@slate crown
I'm not in the mood to even laugh rn
I usually don't ask this...it might sound weird
But
Do you guys love me?

p!unmute @livid void
@livid void has been unmuted.
damn this is a callback
Falco stop playing with your food
p!mute @livid void 4d third time the charm, agressive discrimination on trans people, called me a motherfucker... learn how to behave, bozo 🤓
@livid void has been muted for 4 days.
Okay, that's one thing
reacts to his own msg too 😭
Now I'll manually kick him
I respect you as a person, and enjoy seeing you here. I hope you get through your bad day.
Thank you qwq
she just said she had a great day and had cookies
didnt u cryssy
Well, i wasn't being serious at that time...
@narrow lotus since you're here
Eh, even so, no one deserves to feel unloved unless they are being hate-filled. Those peeps can go fuck themselves.
For some reasons muted people aren't getting removed from voice calls
So if that happens again, we need to manually remove them
It's a one click matter but heh
They can't get back in btw
i got it , yeah thought that was fixed but oh well
@heady crow
is he bri-ish
scottish or brittish fold
Nah he's a Russian Blue.
wonderful innit
he is clearly gray dude stop smoking
gray beast fuckin hell
This cat is oxidizing
Hes 16 though so his front legs shrunk and now his but is about 1 inch higher than his head XD
2.4cm for the reasonable people who use legit standard measurements
I'm gonna steal you cat
true
only freaks use feet
how would american measure their cat? walk on it?
Try it 
Don't underestimate me
cats are the only thing that matters to me to the highest degree
Same.
you are lucky one, in us this cat would blast you with a shotgun

I am in the US XD.
damn
no trespassing then
I'm leaving with thr furball
wait til drewski posts a new vid
thats 4-5 fucking games
then go in, larkin will be too busy to notice
Welcome to modern games, where compressing audio and textures is too hard
Even if I was busy, if he managed to get past the cameras, the 2 dogs, the 4 cats, even without making a noise they pretty much all hang out in the room with my partner and I XD
listen, then the chance goes up to 1%
Hahaha. I promise you someone who comes to take any of my animals will not leave the property.
very cute
If I had to be something, I'd be that mouse
Switches are bottoms with extra steps
On god
coop
warzone
broke mfs when you order a pizza
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me when @heady crow
Real
fr fr
Booth Edition $5 bill
Spongjorge found out squtard had fake jays smh 😡😡 I thot squderd was a rel one man wtf 😭😥😭😭
Yeah I'm not gonna lie, I legit had fun animating this one lol.
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Idk
Daz Games
ty kind stalker
I should be fine to find it now that i got at least one of the variables
@heady crow
Ghost was absolutely twirling the phone line with his finger during that scene
why is there so much horny over Ghost
Lying on his belly, kicking his feet back and forth in the air, had his chin perched on his cupped hands
Real
People like his voice
pov pango picture
People like the mystery around him
Its a dude in a party city mask
Also this
LMAO
It is that easy to acquire drip
every guy behind a mask
Yeah
the more I look at him the more weird he actually looks
He ugly tho frfr
he unlocked mastery in chin size
he has that police sketch face
Yandev with a slightly nicer face
Looks like a twink version of human shrek
This is true
I am actually a cat irl
Im just walking across someone’s unattended keyboard and everything I type happens to perfectly correspond with the conversation
you ever just load up a game then proceed to leave it rotting on the main menu
They’re replacing power poles near my house so I have a choice play stalker or read
I think I’ll launch gamma then read while gamma sits there
Copy this guy
"Im going to play GAMMA"
Tries to install it
Gives up
Repeat
Stalker Anomaly was drag and drop. So should GAMMA
it's really not that hard
Its more complicated than writing an entire script in Unity

When bae look at you and say "BRRATTAN"
4
if you call the Civic, Supra and Skyline sexy, you are a 12 year old by definition
Reddit users when they become special forces
cough they got themselves blown up
if you know, ya know
Omg hii
He looks like such a gentleman
What were the events leading up to that picture this time
redittors the type of people who look down their barrel with a loaded chamber and accidently hitting the trigger
Found the bozo with terrible taste
those 4 cars, including the FD RX7, are overhyped overpriced japanese shitboxes that are as bad in terms of speed as a fucking Infinity from factory
Oh that's him sitting and yelling at his servants because he demands attention, fresh water in his own bowl (even though we have 2 cat fountains) or food.
don't even get me talking about Reliability 

car guys really overhype shitty cars
"but its japanese!!!"
You the type of mf with 'stanced' rims and sadboy stickers
He knows his own worth and im glad you can provide him all that
Your cats once again bring me joy
@slim osprey wake up babe time to watch through the same 6 ghost edits and react with "hes just like me"
I'm glad, they bring me joy too. Also anger sometimes XD. But that's csts.
Literally me
Bloodsucker Netflix adaptation version:
Hes just like me fr
On god
Also this is me and @slim osprey
Your pick
alo
I'm the cat
pussy*
Bet
Bet
https://youtu.be/4L7AzrT656Y I regret nothing
literally me
why
Yes Crystal we all love you
What the fuck
Some bozos got muted for transphobia and you didn't ping me to come laugh at them?
@heady crow bonus post play tired kitty
Ay next time some bozo gets muted
Just ping me and I'll come laugh at them
@heady crow
Rip, sorry
I knew I forgot something...
Bruno face reveal
All good lol
It's just funny to laugh at dumb people
its the truth
It's seriously true
I don't remember the reason why
But It's true
Ah Cacio e Pepe
Okay that probably is the reason but I'm still not sure
I have a vegan cacio e pepe recipe I made
I call it Cacio E Pepega
I'm at least a tiny bit self aware
Also, for anyone that’s interested in the logic behind reposting
One is more desirable then the other
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/962063429223464970/NiceMeme.png
look at this meme I just made

OCD gang?
based starsector poster
I finally found it
May your cogs turn freely, may your code be errorless, and may your ears be blessed by the overwhelming litanies of the Mechanicus
With apologies to Guillaume David
Blessed bass boosting into sweet oblivion
He is clearly forklift certified, based.
i want a little birdie so i can teach it to whistle somber tunes
Found my dads facebook

1000 duty veterans coming to your home in 30 seconds 1000 duty veterans coming to your home in 30 seconds
Gangstalker (Duty)

bruh
freedom mains when the neighbor (duty exo captain) tries to wave hello (convert them ideologically)
duty mains when they dont stfu
Free stalkers when they cant make up their mind
Just go to Tarkov to talk about Forza
Memes are only allowed here, shut up
cranky cuz poopoo faction huh
Maybe you should change #💣tarkov-released to tarkov and forza because ivan plays forza, likes to write couple pages of complaints every now and then
I literally dont play stalker gamma
What's gamma
isnt that the hulk

Who else ate these as a child
what has cacio e pepe ever done to you man
outskilled


now, about that war
who do you guys think is gonna win? in the third of course
the thing with the phones
I bet mak's is gonna be a piecemeal-capture-gone-wrong situation
Yes, yes thank you
Some goofy ass mf talkin bout war
whats wrong with what I said
im talking about MW2's campaign and the war with fictional Iran
makarovs group is gonna be like, a bigger part probably
theyre gonna introduce some new idiot
are you on meth?
Using my name against me

what rule did I break?
True,lol
But not really directly
I was actually pointing out that there were not only one but 2 rules broken at once
postmail man?
Literally me
Ish cute
It'll feed you for the rest of your life
win-win situation
How did you get there
Also I might be autistic and I recounted the effects
You'd absorb only microsieverts of radiation before it passes through your digestive system
You'd maybe get an upset stomach
Uranium has a pretty low activity, hence it's long half life
In conclusion, eating uranium is perfectly safe
time to get
Literally me
ok but shes literally me
🤝
Literally
Fr
@lusty sonnet @heady crow I'll be able to use my mic tonight if you're going to hop on d2
too bad mine bites and kills me if i do that

hello @abstract path how are u today
i always hop on D2 and my last episode is only 35 minutes so i'll probs be on a bit longer
siiick
Helo
"balls"
-ledy (probably)
also no work tomorrow

Zazaaaaaaaa
plug messed up a few of my orders last time so I'll get a discount for my future purchases
fine , pretty chilly outside
I agree
b@lls
double nf rewards next week lookin hella juicy
i do
It wasnt too bad until recently when the teams either melt the primeval instantly or stand around and do fucking nothing
Ofc youre either on team A or team B in that case
ye it's fun when you can actually deal damage to the primeval
but invaders with a xenophage can fuck off
😭
Man
it is pretty funni
Hate these things
The inntertubers
Your brain after 3 hits of zaza
developed a tolerance
you are smonking too much
The more zaza he has, the more focused i need to play
this mf
man is too zooted to game

me on tarkov when i prepare to throw a trickshot grenade but hit the ceeling and bounces back on me, killing me and my super expensive kit
oopsie indeed
minor inconvenience 
Also got the withercuck grenade launcher so imma slep in all activities now
Like i have nothing better to do
i just want my cerberus+1
that's all im asking for
Dlc i think :(
Might need to check if i have it unlocked
xur this week is fuckin doo doo
TODAY WE LIVE
that's the 1 good thing
Played gambit to complete it
the rest are hot garbanzo beans
Didnt knew you had to fucking win matches to get progress
only winning counts?
Yea
that's so shitty
Or just speedrun strikes
yea i do that
I want a good roll on the gambit hand cannon :(
gambit guns look nice
I bet @slate crown never survived a week in project zomboid CD DA
They are lowkey the best
Fr
Gambit armor good
God rolls all around
i dont even have the game
They shove all the nice shit in gambit
i will leak your fuckin twitter
That pulse tho mmm
But yeah only downside about gambit gear is that you have to play gambit

gambit is fine until invaders are involved
Fair
Gambit used to have role based armor, that shit was lit
fuck those invaders
better times
Facts
I actually got a cosmetic skin for the smg from an engram
The game sucks but it at least gives me what I want
Yo legendary weapon skins?
Aye
Must be when i took a hiatus
balls
I only ever paid for the cat ghost everything else was random











