#🎪bruh-fart
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I was so bored, so i made a remix of italy's EAS (Emergency Alert System) alarm sound. If you're in Italy during a bad scenario, it means you're gonna have a lot of fun.
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ok but
C'mon you can do more racially charged than that
Happy heroin everyone
i said politically not racially
Racial can be political
it can be
You are just not trying hard enough
We’re all gonna die
but so is saying that england is a shithole
but it’s a banger
going for race is easy and lazy
we only muted the queen allegations during the mourning period of ten days

Insert “random minority is taking all of our jobs!” Comment here
but why tho
shes just another old hag
Respect?


except she didnt pay taxes
dolg dog
Neither do you
and neither is the prince now
how can minorities take your job? they're not even old enough to work
yes, cause she was a queen and u are not , your point being?
That’s minors
i literally work for a tax company
Not minorities
this guy derails every conversation, he's good at it
ah yea so that means shes better than me and doesnt need to pay taxed
God I love chaos
i mean , on a social standpoint....yea

monarchies are shite and inherently unequal
she dealt with politics and alot of bullshit in her years
maybe to crownkissers
aaaaaa messages go too fast
Bro just leave england
to normal people, shes just a bedazzled grandma
bu-but this used to be a shitpost channel
Quick, mute them before it’s too late
i mean i get your point but still , hating on the queen is weird

Man's a lightbulb pointed at the sun on a hot summer day, trying its best to be bright but fuckall useful and using up resources
im scottish and irish
oh
so i hate the crown in general
that explains a lot
based
reminder that during the irish potato famine, england still demanded irish farmers to send over the rest of their crops
what wearing pants does to a mf 😔
How are you both
i mean you be you , lets not keep this discussion further as it gets political in the worse way
And?
Frcr
Fucken binary shit
the same way anyone else is more than 1 thing?
Not to be political, but hand over the thigh highs
because im not inbred
My man, are you sure?
im scared, this chat is scary

How is this chat scary?
im spooked man
I'm not even being schizophrenic rn
Nah this is pretty tame
boy youve got greek art pfp, dont get me started on the greeks and their little boys
Not to be political or nothing but, what the actual fuck is cheese?
It can be so much worse
why didnt it say right meow
Wait for someone to get timed out and we’ll be fine
Damn, wasnt going this way homie
time to repost the same edits
Spig is old confirmed
Go ahead and bitch about potatoes you donkey, idc
my mom is 50/50, my dad is mostly irish
so....what
because he's a proper gentleman
you think u are superior?
i do
who?
ok go have fun with your effiminate boys lol
let me talk to the man

LOOK AT THE TOOOUUUUNGUE
Uhoh
They have fun with me first

infact I dont think Im superior I know I am
so who are those
We going from 50/50 to mostly, ez potato math
omg kerfus!
which country is that
old greece
how about modern greece?
🍿 
hes got an ancient greek pfp
Man wtf going on today
hi rav
idk, debt?
i mean the people
Dunno man, how has your day been?
Today we got men in skirts
idk i met greeks they are ok
idk a god damn thing about modern greeks lmao
And that plunged brainfart into a war
No they aren't

how many greeks did you meet
none
To be fair it was only a matter of time
me and @slim osprey
i heard someone say greeks are the mexicans of europe
im gonna eat my curry, you guys have fun
i dont understand
that isn't a lot of greeks to form an opinion around the entire country
Greeks are poggers
cya moon!
no that's turks
Doing alright, just finished driving my dad to dr appointment
Kid knows the memes, racism and potatoes
Chill guys
Ay have a nice meal
that makes more sense
Hope he is alright!
Nope
so...you hated on the queen , on the brits , on the greeks....who is next
your mother....
why would you delete falcussy i thought it's funny
yea my moms 50/50, my dads mostly irish, so im about 70/25 irish scottish
i couldn't even
react it
its not that hard to get bud
Try the Mexicans to balance it out over the river

so you are not even full scottish or irish
smh
influx of people feeling upset or angy over stuff and deciding to share it with others
again im not inbred
Apparently it is for the irish/scottish/potato genomes
being 100% of anything isnt a good sign
WERE YOU BORN ON A DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS WOULD BEAT?
I took a dna test a while ago, apparently I’m mostly German, and then 50billion bits of everything else
so you telling me the true scots/irish are inbred?
what kind of logic is that
WHAT
Send it again
Whatever that was
smaller gene pool


it was just the word "falcussy"
Pugs

but most people have atleast 1% of something else
are comparing humans with dogs now?
my boi from vietnam has 1% english
tolking to my ENEMIES on da cmputer
the #balkan channel debating on what side of the river is superior to the other 
where are u getting ur facts from man
yea cuz genetics
Why do I always open this chat at the worst times
man I really wanna take a dna test sometime

I mean "inbreeding" happens with humans too
again, having a smaller gene pool is more dangerous
Can make it a lot worse Graham
Hey i wanted to watch that video
i had genes with ur mom last night

the less people you have adding to the gene pool, the more likely you are to get inbreeding
mb missclick
Europeans bullying each other
yknow like what royal families did
Royals lmao
add into the #📄rules whoever deletes their video without everyone in the channel watching it first will get banned

speaking of video, time to watch civvie
@narrow lotus make my day, come on
Me an the boys sending a 3hour mega mix of porn

I need to find a place with Wi-Fi, I can’t post my memes
i didnt expect to get insinuated as a racist for saying that a small genepool results in more inbreeding
¯_(ツ)_/¯
p!mute @drifting lake 7d Xenophobia
@drifting lake has been muted for 1 week.
there u go
who is gene and why are you obsessed with his pool
Lmao
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hvafaan Xzibit?
AH AH AH
he just wants to swim ffs
#RIPBOZO
Rip
Actually waiting it out
yeah, it's certainly not what you said before that
damn
my man was screaming xenophobia what the fuck is he smoking dude , he is talking like a scholar who studied inbreeding for 50 years
Sorry I gotta ping you Ledy, but I can't stop to remove the mention
mods have tasted the blood and lost their screws
How tf could you not be xenophobic? Xenomorphs scary as shit
Mfer judging skirts on men and claims to be 25% scottish? Gtfo with that shit
mans watches alien with a stiffy
#🎪bruh-fart affected mods' mental health greatly
the hr gigussy
Only one not affected is Falco, he’s already unhinged to begin with
time to delete #🎪bruh-fart for good and create a new #🎪bruh-fart_private

Better yet

falco the true leader
Of course
@lusty sonnet prolly seen it already but new headcanon is that bowser is just cassius
The cycle continues
Make brainfart just a thread in #╓☢stalker-chat

I MADE THIS PLACE
time to leak the dms
that's downgrading
not wasting a second on him , im going to play gamma now
alr hf wedy
also happy halloween everyone
let me try to continue convincing you I'm not at at all rude and inconsiderate to others
p.s. fuck this nationality in particular
thanks for stopping by
happy halloween!
happy haloween
with what
The evil plot thickens
high-strength electrical tape
metatron theme 10/10
how am i supposed to do that
music doesn't exist in physical form
also new just the two of us dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e_Xsba3b4k
it's literally a word
high levels of skill
I thought that carpet was from inside my apartment 
I got scared that tiktok was filmed when I wasn't there
haha ur funny gorf
Play this when someone gets banned
chisato moment
No
Chad
#🎪bruh-fart is calm now
anything can happen
Was fun while it lasted lads
Play this when someone’s muted
I already do

Muted/warned
Nah, warned should just be a bruh meme
I use these two
Wasn’t even good enough for a mute
i'll mute you derpy
p!mute @swift scarab
That's rel
i can't do it sorry derpy :(
Next time just kiss him on the lips
The cum bender
Cock bender
when the metal sub genre isnt correct (shocking ppl have differing tastes)
Only goth metal

when the metal genres are mixed incorrectly and you get severe galvanic corrosion
Meanwhile, me who only listens to Anger Foot type beats
This is a small project that I've been waiting to do since I've played the game. Granted, at the time, I wasn't able to do so. But thanks to the works of this mad lad, @Andreshi , I was able to finally mix all the game tracks into a single cohesive song. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it.
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PElPgxEyf2E
...
“Go back inside, it’s cold”
you listen to feet?
I was gay) before it was cool
Play the damn song ye git
Nightcore - Miku Hatsune - Ievan Polkka (VSNS Remix)
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so you like feet @swift scarab
@heady crow
Anything for money
I'm a thighs guy
not feet guy
i thought you're into bulgarians
I insist
foreigners romantisice over ievan polkka enough to get mad over remixes like that
I'm into your mother
not cool ivan
If only prostitution wasn’t illegal in the US
I'll buy you rimworld for a thigh pic
oh my god
no ivan you have to earn forgiveness this time
I’d need to shave, not that desperate

LOL
Well I tried
as most of the other illegal stuff all over the world which is still done by everyone on a daily basis from the dawn of time
i stole jeff bezos huge yacht
since he refused, can i have that rimworld offer? my thighs are hairy
No
Get fucked
how about if i grow them even hairier?

No
even more?
what if i grow more hair on my thighs
then what
Still never heard what that song actually is
what
its soulja boy crank that
REMASTERED IN HD!
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Music video by Soulja Boy Tell`em performing Crank That (Soulja Boy). (C) 2007 ColliPark Music/HHH/Interscope Records
#SoulaBoyTellEm #CrankThat #Remastered
Never heard of it
ivan is like the least nice person on earth
I am both nice and super not nice
brainfart would like to pay you money so you WON'T share your thigh pics
Wrong
We have Aldo for that role
i take that offer
tbf wed get more out of the man than only pics of his bald
i'll provide my bank account details right away
aldo isn't "not nice" he's just strict
Close enough
thirsty for those azeri cheeks
i'm pretty sure aldo is at least 40 years old
not necessary
either that or he has the driest humor
Hmm
he may be young, just pedantic and stiff as hell
not talking about the strictness thing
every time he's interacted in brainfart he posted 80s gazette caricature jokes or 2004 memes
fucking lmao
gazette caricatures 
Aldo gives off early 30 years old imo
whatever post but want to watch this shit again
bro wtf i had a shitty mic since this clip what
Fun fact, that doesn’t work anymore, they figured that trick out
latineccies
FUCKL WHOEVER MADE THIS
Why cant I just say mexican
FUCK YOU
because spain exists
I believe you meant east portugal
Spainards are not latinos
the two trans/spanish people I know dont even like the word latinx so its only a word for white people
yessir
Nordix
asiax
Latinx is for stupid ass white ppl that think they latino cause they ate a taco once

think theyre from skyrim
similar thing with americans thinking they are from europe because their grand^5 parents were from idk france
Facebook invented that term lol
Every bitch that calls me latinx will find out why our crime rates are so high
“LatinX, AsianX, BlackX, WhiteX” all this shit just looks like some porno site
my favorite steam moment
i think you consume too much pornography
yooo barb chandler car lets gooo
Just don't say chinx
maybe it is just me but i love talking with people older then me like this friendly guy
Uhm actualleh its a monster hunter poopoo peepee video
Scalie

i think its a sumerian nights remix
Are people who want to fuck frogs called amphibinies or what
absolutely rancid
Lmao so true
Everyone in this channel
Jokes on you that's how I got my gf
shitposting gf (male)
Hmm, out of boredom, would anyone join me in one of the vcs while I get Chinese food in the mall
RETVRN
Currently in vc6 if anyone wants to talk while I order Chinese food

Chinese food acquired
Chinese food b like meow meow xddddddddd
Title: Is it Chicken yeah? Meow Meow hehehe .(Fail)🤣
I always find these edits ironic because the music qualifies as 'degenerative art' by the principals of the nation it glorifies
same like when they used synthwave in 2016
I can try
Luv this game
i couldnt make dlc
Skill issue
peak comedy
Diives moment
Chinese food for $10 my beloved

looks like its already been pre digested
The leds in our dining lamp tend to do that to photos
recycled food
Eh, it’s cheap and I like how it tastes, good enough for me
jeez, it looks tasty, but 10$
As in expensive or cheap?
expensive
You should see how much Panda Express charges
Twice the price, half the food
I’ll stick with my small local mall restaurants

With everything our malls went through money-wise they need the help
food ain't meant to look pretty, I'm just brainfarting
Fair enough
food IS meant to be pretty wdym
Food that looks pretty gets it’s price tripled, I ain’t got the time or the money for that nonsense
dunno what parallel universe you're living in but where I come from it's meant to be tasty 
nono, no that high cuisine bullshit
but pretty basic stuff
I just had chicken breast for lunch and the thing was so white I think the chicken was albino or something
tasted good, filled me belly
served its purpose
and the funny thing is it wasn't even some cheap ass thing
it was pre-seasoned, even. Didn't look like it, but it was 
what looks tastier, a steak with a good crust or just... some cooked meat? with barely any
some sesame seeds and green onions on otherwise bland looking rice
I don’t give a damn, it’s all edible, which one is cheaper

I'll eat the bland looking rice and the 'some cooked meat' if you don't want em
you guys are animals
We’re something called “Poor”
well yes, you're correct on a technical level 🤓

Easy example
it's uh... somewhat of a gamble
(this white-ass chicken breast I got, I was even afraid it wasn't actually pre-seasoned because it looked bland as bland can be)
but I decided to uh... fuck around and find out
and lucky me, it really was pre-seasoned despite not looking like it lmao
now imagine that chicken breast having an appetising brown crust
glistening with juice
Don’t care
Food is food
spetsnaz backflip hatchet throw vibes
I sense a connoisseur
You’re French aren’t you

sure, but it the bland-looking one tastes good I'll go for it 
I'm sincerely sorry for trying to enjoy life
Man I’m too depressed and poor to enjoy life
a little piece of steak on an empty plate
hickok45 my beloved
with some fancy sauce splaterred on it in a cool way
costing like half my liver
whoever owns that should not be allowed to own guns
also dude is dumping his entire meme folder
Didn’t mean like that, I’m mostly too poor/depressed to care about how my food looks, my main priorities are just how much it costs first, then how it tastes
muscle memory's a bitch
bro i was on 4chan only once and i found post about guy who took his grandpa garand and painted this in my little pony theme
Kill him
Flay his flesh
i had same reaction
you know
back in the day
they are warm here
making little borders with pieces of it, ot
pouring and egg there carefully and sprinkling a bit of cheap ass kolbasa made from dead racoon and some simple spices I had
and throwing it all in the oven
We were mostly raised on a diet of bland cereal and whatever we could get from the food bank
Didn’t bother to care about it too much, had better things to worry about
@slate crown zaza
Average 4chan conversation
I hope it gets better for you mate
life has a lot of fun stuff going on too
It has, I buy cheap Chinese food that tastes mildly decent

Better then cereal
Which one, the Chinese or the cereal
or whatever it is called
Apple bottom jeans
Nah, it’s more like small chunks of boneless chicken with sweet and sour sauce
Not good, but not too bad either
Now, to be stupid and watch YouTube on my ps4

sounds tasty tho
Yea
I'd go for some chicken like that right now
It’s all got the generic “lightly fried” taste of Chinese food, if that makes sense
lightly fried?
Yea
Same for the rice, it saves time and money when they cook it that way with oil
Simple flat top frier with oil on it
I still like how due to how our government works it’s technically possible for anyone to make a micronation inside of the us

i think it is pretty common
I’ve only heard of the one in Nevada, not sure in any others
i mean administrative division is kinda like making from 1 country many small countries to make it easier to manage
Isn’t that how the Czech Republic and other Slav nations came to exist, or is that something else
Ah
this is a main argument
Fair enough
now im thinking and czech republic was kinda a bad example
i think czech wasnt made from other country
just from slavs like poland and russia
I thought a lot of slav countries originally were part of Russia, as far as my basic history knowledge goes
nah
in poland we belive in legend
about 3 brothers
lech czech and rus
who went from their village
to make their own countries
everybody want after something
then they made russia czech and poland
im not sure about lithuania etc.
Reee
Lithuania is not slav
Something something I dropped out of middle school
ukraine was made from poland with russian help
Sue me
they are potato
Thats belarus u ignorant
Or Latvia
but i need to say some regions of poland are also potato lover
wish I still had time to spend all day playing stalker
tbh im never looking for artefacts in anomaly
For like 50 years this was kinda true
On gamma it's much better I gotta say
Again, only school knowledge I have is for middle school level, and my GED exam, so eh
That's not sth to be proud of tbh
What are they? Are they Finno-Ugrics like Estonia?

Good on ya for getting your GED bro
Wasn’t saying it was a proud point, explaining why I don’t have a good grasp on history or geography
if he is american this is reason to be proud
Yeh

I couldn’t get fat even if I tried, cause trust me I’ve tried
Theyre baltic

havent tried enough
I don't think "baltic" is an ethnicity
estonia want to be scandivian
It is tho
tbh they were poland trough some time xDD
Eh
Lithuanians are Lithuanian, apparently
Not what I wanted XDD
source or didnt happen
wants to be scandinavian when they arent even on the peninsula
yep cock
r34.com, astolfo
The Balts or Baltic peoples (Lithuanian: baltai, Latvian: balti) are an ethno-linguistic group of peoples who speak the Baltic languages of the Balto-Slavic branch of the Indo-European languages.
One of the features of Baltic languages is the number of conservative or archaic features retained. Among the Baltic peoples are modern-day Lithuanians...
Figure it out
Tbf they are finno-ugrics like the Finns
ya but even finland isnt in scandinavia
@oblique hearth good enough?
trust
I wouldnt swim in that
why not
ż ź ć ó ł ń ę ą
Construct water is good enough to drink
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody
relatable
dż, dź
oh yeah, forgot about those
What using Latin instead of Cyrillic does to a slav
Im still happy that we dont use Cyrillic

Ten million diacritics is surely the superior option
we are actually an cultural connector between west and east
mmmm fish
mmm tasty
hehe
hehe
she can breathe not gonna lie
sadly fish cant hehe
Irl smart scope from Advanced Warfare
XM5 is looking great!
I just hate when women just screams their lungs out
NOOOOOOOOOOO
when you are driving and passager scream because she thought she saw something
I wonder what the full context is to that video
budget cuts?
or being late
you know how much breaks are used after road like that?
Probably that driver is driving there everyday
its a good road, hard to have accident on that
Chinese bus driver having a good time
i will be not suprised if after 1 drive breaks could overheat and break
he could get info about other cars in road
japanese*
poland be like
wait
this is a tram
not a bus
or is it
I had the same situation when I was coming back from Warsaw. Motherfucker hit a bump driving full speed
almost hit a celling
ah fuck this old shit haha
hungarian bussines
yeah we had that too
bruh last time poznyan took out old trams
nobody know why
nah thats is not wrocław
Only in Wroclaw
warsaw is not even a good city to live in
its like a cyberpunk city
Irek jest cały i zdrowy. Jazda na drodze niepublicznej.
Film mojego autorstwa. Kopiowanie i udostępnianie kopii zabronione
brainfart has been taken by the Polish
man i love films with older people

so he made toast with a toast?
well its like a shit perogi
I do really wanna know the song that plays in these
I can make a good fucking pierogi
true
where is the gae shit
o chuj, sąsiedzi
huh somebody noticed that
Right here
As an American these men terrify me
thats a normal day in poland
Cannot imagine drinking beer warm
imagine drinking vodka warm in the sauna
that video smells like onions
Only alcohol I’ve found to taste good warm is Irish coffee
Warm beer is bearable, vodka not
Водка in the баня
That and I like a hot Gin personally, but that’s just me
What the fuck happened to poland. Halloween came and kids started dressing as fuckin monsters and witches begging for candy
You are an American colony
i wanted to go to bar but i dont have anybody to go with
Go and make friends :)
im on collage i guess and in my group is 56 girls and 4 guys with me
some girls came for some candy, when they saw me started giggling their ass out
. Gave them the chocolate bar.
naaaaaaaaaaah man i know this sounds nice but isnt
I was assaulted today
Is that a euphemism
more like aneurism
my female professor want me to strip in middle of class to learn
listening heart beat but we dont need to know this
Nah I’m more like What day is it
what
why not both
just ask her the same
medic collage
tell her that you will do it after her
she act like asshole teenage girl
is she hot
married?
tbh i dont even care about her in this way
dont know
does she have kids?
Ah
she probably is
literally
if you are under age, just use her and go to the police after the intercourse lul
a whole lesson she didnt pay attention to anything and had everything in ass
but when she was telling about listening boys hearts she get kinda
excited and more alive
collage =studia?
ok nvm then
my bad
then you are fucked my son
those are studies
if she will be trying to fuck me up for not undressing
i will try fuck her up
are you hot?
not at all
no snitching? 
i will forget
but for example if she will fail me on her lesson
(i dont have any grades just being active)
i will report that
Hey bro if she fails you I'll fuck her
Man my school was boring
you are in the fucked up school my guy. I thought these situation have gone away and are not present in 2022
Search r/askreddit, they’re everywhere
btw funny fact next to university building is making a apartment block and they could have a view for dissecting room
I remember my teacher in studies, he failed me for wearing wrong shoes. He was a lieutenant
if this would be opposite sex this will be bigger problem i guess
I was at civilian school
I failed middle school from being too depressed to care and do my studies
bruh
Well I still passed this school and I'm a master now.
what studies?
but you work in education?
I work at private military contractor
Doing simulations
and stuff
next to my collage is military logistic centre xDD
damn
next side of road literally
that would be an easy job to get after studies
but this is medicine collage
thats good
i always liked thing about radiation
cause in my situation I just wasted 6 years
i wanted to study radiology technic or doctor
for me a graphic design
but ended in analytics
i mean medic analytics
no i noticed i will need to learn how to take blood sample
i tought i will sit in lab like:
Waiting for Heisenberg isn't fun. So, Jesse gets creative with the lab equipment. I do not own this film clip. It is the property of AMC.
sometimes its better to learn by yourself and perfect your craft
yeeee
i joined to students companionship about this
and by luck i get councilman
