#🎪bruh-fart
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I showered about 30 mins ago
Wow what an original gif
I'm starting to think that we should suspend GAMMA for a bit
where
Just to let people finish some installs
well seems like you guys have alot to catch up on so I'll see you tomorrow once this shit is over
I need a bot command that says how many posts there are so i can bully falco more efficiently
I mean the mod pack, not the server
Yeaaa burn down the establishment
Finally, the real video
"she" is actually "he"
me at the racism convention
tinder
yes.
there's your mistake
do you even know why i use it
Stalking?
no
finding your ex?
@plucky void whenever he sees a woman in #🎪bruh-fart
doin' your mom? idk
Grindr*
I do it to laugh at the ridiculous profiles some people make
whenever I see a woman posted here
there's some poor schmuck out there who probably fell for this 💀
perfect bag for bruno
Tinder sucks, find a mate by Morse code
Nah i dislike those string bags
those string bags turn into a purse whenever i hold one 
Reject string bags return to fanny packs
Shoulder bag for the added effect of mfs seeing the backside of your vest 
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Mine has a spike on the side
what then
Bruno going for that mod position
Added security for the bag
itwill pierce the bag you mongol
Nah its just fun to post it. Cba to mod a server again
Again??
Well tbf id get to abuse mod powers again
make me mod
Gimme mod to bully falco
Ye so the bag doesent sling around as much mud blooded "slav"
oke
Right.
@heady crow what song he playing
Angel grinder prolly
Seems like the type of mf to pull up some melo black
Maybe maybe
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bruhhh
the title
ME
your mom haahahahaha
I might
gnomes exist
Ye
I am a firm believer
Itd be silly that our ancestors have been cohabiting the planet and leaving gifts in return for services for gnomes for hundreds of years for them to just not exist
FOR THE ALLIANCE! /hic
0:00 - [OST] Lion's Pride
2:17 - [OST] Pig and Whistle
4:55 - [OST] Slaughtered Lamb
7:30 - [OST] Deepwater
9:57 - [OST] Thunderbrew
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21:16 - Human Tavern 1A, 1B
23:43 - Alliance Tavern A, B
25:47 - [OST] Salty Sailor...
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ignore that
the gnomes were a bit goofy back in the 40s
They did a little bit of tom foolery
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bro these hashbrowns look so fn good
🤨
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNwv4cH-i5k&t=386s @heady crow hop on the forge
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In places deep, where dark things sleep,
In hollow halls beneath the fells."
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00:12:37...
we have swords to forge
That...seems like a no fake moment
Also is that in the middle us or just some random island?
when gone guru kicks in
wdym anomaly gon?
seems like a map centered on the north pole
it hasn't melted off yet?
not surpising
Statistically "Hello" has a worse response rate on twitter than "show me your boobas"
"We're literally the largest server in the Stalker community"
"as a community, we're the biggest"
implying anomaly is not a community, but a slavic warzone?
The Anomaly server
well yes I'm talking about that one too
sorry I'm probably being incredibly dumb, sleep was pretty bad today, but isn't anomaly's discord server higher in numbers than gamma's?
lmao
huh, interesting
surely the difference is made by #🎪bruh-fart
it's because the crafting system is made redundant in anomaly
gamma is superior in that regard
soup-erior
Typical for society
since a few days ago
is that OperatorDrewski there?
also PZ streams
exposure is a great tool
so we could say that Grok had gotten at least 10k people more into Anomaly?
so yes, you are correct


le wut
thank you i kis you on the cock mwah
oh shit there's a bald dude in vc
i'm not talking about myself there's another bald dude
he will become gollum
so what is the brainfart role anyway
it doesn't let you talk anywhere else but brainfart
vc included
difference between that and mute is that when you're muted you can't read chats at all
also you're kinda stuck with us so it's a decent punishment
to some it is
man do the mods here even abide by the geneva convention
the one with the shotguns or the gas
because that sounds a lot like torture
Ah
they sometimes consider the geneva suggestion
no it just says "no messages here"

no i can see the server, can't see what's in the channels
That's harsh
except the ones where you can't speak at all
like #📢announcements
that i can still see
#🎪bruh-fart, #╓☢stalker-chat etc i can't
well looks like you've just become the guinea pig of this server
well, a guinea rabbit
No it's @abstract path
i exist
we'll bang okay?
help
You're the guinea pig
he's a mineral
What guniuekabd pig
ive not even played gamma yet
who- who the- who- who the fuck- I should kick your ass, who is this?
Played gamma, Updated, installation went to absolute shit and broke, cba to install properly again
We wait till 1.0
too bad my camera feed isnt working
real shit, do you guys keep memes stashed somewhere handy just for opportunities like these?
they do yes
some memes I have saved
others are easy to find on google so I don't save them
this is the big boi meme league I see
friend of mine keeps joking about how I have every imaginable meme saved in my hard drive
because whenever the opportunity presents itself, I find a meme on google to send during convos
What metaphor is this
self-inflicted guinea pig?
Dunno
is it for when STALKER 2 releases? 
Wut
tita
Crystal don't you remember that time when Aldo tried that role on you
nerfed 
That's why you're the guinea pig
first time on pc in a week
damn this feels foreign
damn new features dropped
damn what falco has been here only 3 months longer
Aerith > Tifa
had a chance to watch some FF7 lately
Bro my writing slowly sucks
yeah
aerith is a fucking DEMON
best character
Likemy grammar came from simple "sometimes" mistakes to a fucking stroke
somememes
Scarlet > *
bro
mitosis
looks yeah, attitude no
Wait
You can watch the more minions thing in netflix?
reminds me of elexis from SiN
can't wait for her to get yeeted in the next FF game
stop posting big milker anime girls please my dad could come in the room
Go ahead
hello
ah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_qZtLu52nM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCP71qcYZw
bleh
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yeah
Also
Why are they dressed in a sort of slutty way?
just not blonde
I dunno, ask the character designer
it's a japanese game
it's FF
-_-
hello brother
hello fren
I also like Elena
Gr8
she doesn't dress like a ho
I dun like it
she's sharp af actually
Shiva tho
uh isn't she actually a ho
gr8 b8 m8?
elena? no
she's a member of the turks
wears a business suit like the others
racist??
Y8
and doesn't wear it like a college dropout like Reno does
@abstract path i mean there's this topic of female armor in vidya games being... what it is
boob armor
tl;dr metal bikinis
she also like 14 probs
God not those
Please god no
no :c
i liked how titan quest did it
do share how titan quest did it
Lemme see
characters just had a regular tunic under the armor
skirt armor tho there
oh damn
Ah
for guys too?
Did there EVER blow some wind under that?
nah
yeah TQ never had any pants
Xd
unlucky
everyone was scottish 
the beauty of TQ
download
no lol
oh damn
and no, you couldn't manipulate the camera... properly 
@grizzled meadow how you make that shit work in one channel only
what is "that shit"

hopefully falco gets it
she looks 14 ok 
i hope it's som gut shit tho
intestine actually
I still have this
BONK
boncc
How i sleep knowing i have no bitches
me tomorrow

yeah i know rango
That moment when you just re-watch good childhood movies
and realize how cringe they were 
asterix and obelix is golden at any age you watch that shit
Exactlyyyyy
aren't you still a child?
oh fuck you reminded me of these
thanks, king
i mean yeah but i don't really look at it anymore
that said you will still see how crusty the animation is compared to newer ones
Time flies by and it just doesn't matter anymore
wait, you're underage?
I don't even count minutes or days
It's just boring
zamn now the pole got interested
MAP in the making btw
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ahahahahahahha
hahahaahahahah
watch out, baby got hands

please
Please what
oh cmoon imagine the lashback when i tried giving nitro to crystal
but have you tried giving crystal to nitro?

i would sacrifice him for nitro true
rock and stone
haven't you tried giving it to 30 people or so?
eventually gave it to a friend of a friend
I can make your spine stop working :)
bz would have accepted it but russian restrictions
try me
doubt it
i weigh like 30kg more than you
fair fair
It doesn't matter with the methods you can use
i think everybody weighs 30 kg more than crystal
fatso
morning weight was 83.9 and im 184
current status of me and the gamma installer not doing its job
crystal is the stick one 
wishing WEALLY WEALLY HAWD doesn't work
average bosnian conversation
Lemme just weight myself and see if i have mor eweight now
I was half expecting plim plim plom
twig
id say get used to weighing yourself when you wake up and after going to the toilet
Will do
gives the most accurate way to cauge weight since it fluxuates heavily depending on what you eat
yayayayya
Man i am really trying tho
anyway, "please" as in total exascerbation and just being kinda fed up with this
ask crystal to break your spine
ez fix
well i mean Juno is gone so
might take a while tho
Yeahhhh
Thanks for reminding me of stuff I had to live through when I was their age 👍
read a book
I used to have interesting ones
About games
I would read those again if it weren't for me knowing what is inside of it already.
go to the library
read them again
we have the internet
kinda odd but okay
I just don't like readin books k? Their not interestin to me
what
to write good you also have to do some reading
apparently not?
Did that as a kid
books are pretty varied in terms of whats in them
cant really say that they arent interesting as a whole
like, have you ever read r/HFY
mostly ink
ink and cellulose.
Most books that we have aren't interesting then
libraryyyyyy
you know i'm the right one
Tuesday.
yayayaya me on the left
you said yourself that im more social afterall
i highly suggest writing oriented internet communities
i'll go get the gun :))))
we need to get that lfg grind at some point
as in?
Ain't in a single one..
yaya ill go back to my moms place on wednesday so ill have more time to play
nice
what do you mean by that?
imma skip going to the office after Wednesday lmao
thanks for this btw
@abstract path what do you mean by that tho
I'll try
yes fucking sir
I ain in a single community where writers are
What?
too bad youll have less time to play then i guess :(
The AutoMod?
yayayayayyayayayayayya
You just need to select which channel is okay
was suprised that there is such a feature to it
but then again itll take less time for you to buy that house
eh more money, better location
well yeah in that case you'd need to, y'know
yayay
i know too many writers
join more communities
time to go study in belgium so i can camp out at your house for a few years
personally since I'm a sci-fi freak I started FEROCIOUSLY reading r/HFY
there's literally years worth of reading
bro, my friend from the student hazing a while back is doing a PhD rn and he needs people to play AC Odyssey and take notes. you'll receive a 20 euro gift card at the end
Can't do that on phone, smartass
tempted to do it
Quite the restrictions
the restrictions of what
@pliant fjord rip Cannibaloid my man
Ah okay the role is gone
you can't write on reddit?
oh damn 20e gift card. Lemme see how much the plane tickets are
what are the restrictions of being on phone
i gave like 4 or 5 interesting things in that sentence and you focus on a gift card
I understand that writing words is difficult, I get it
Fat thumbing
touch screens suck, especially such smol ones
It isn't that
Discord
Doesn't let me join other communities
mfer actually 
I'm p sure discord has that functionality on mobile
I still don't know what your problem is
hmm well i mean ac odyssey is only 12e rn so id profit 8e from it
You wanna see?
right, you can't explore public servers
I cannot
Join
Other
Servers
oh yeah and only for linguistic students
mf whats the reason you sent the msg then
yeah I see now, you need to have an invite link or something
i am completely profounded about this whole message but cool
you don't say
The public discord discovery?
one google search for discord communities focused on writing returns results...
feel like you need to explain this to me in vc 
Ehhh
probably yeah
maybe the hazing isn't that big in Finland
don't you sigh me
I'll just let it be what it is for now
it is what it is
Yeah

vc when
im sorry i dont have the same handle on the english language as you
rn mic is broken but fixed my headphones
And boredom
And uh
gonna change sheets rn tho
Not enough motivation
does your name legit come from mitosis or what
Have gr8 sleep
that was just an exclamation of "i leave this topic now"
anyway
no, I'm not sure where that nickname came from
ah goddamnit then mine doesent make sense then
Yall never wondered where i got crystal from
back to this ig
Hah
you like crystals
meth addict
bWöğno
Highsonborg
If i were i wouldn't be here! Ha!
@heady crow I use this nickname since the start of my internet presence and I can't you tell exactly why did I pick this one. Might be something a family member said at some point?
i'll look for a vid that'll explain it kinda
but it'll be in swamp german
it's #🎪bruh-fart, I'm pretty sure you would be around... there are weirder things in here after all 
If i were to smoke meth i wouldn't be here beCAUSE
I would be outside more with the druggies
lol
Yeah

tbf out of all of us id expect for either crystal or khaa to use hard drugs
maybe grok too but cant get a good look at his character
my brain naturally produces THC as its base functionality
Def khaa
The ol once and never again from druggie ex
@grizzled meadow what makes the rookie channel so diff from the others?
A dude asked me for a channel where new people can talk and learn the game
there is a rookie channel?
voice channel
Ooooh
ah
Thats cool
we call them cats
Git gud or get ded 
Simple rule
It's definitely being put to use
AND mustache
enough for a heir.
no moustache
the virgin moss
cant see the ear piercing smh
"My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do."
its just i shaved yesterday
I dont
cuz laziness
I go from guy with longhair to homeless guy with long hair
its great
Woo..
I wanna be some kinda tomboy, which....that' gonna take a while
@heady crow
ayy theres my boy
they do fit you well yeah
yayayayaya english is just going weird in my head
leak the insta when?
aaaaah know your limits
tbh the only thing I do is just cut my chin hair every one to two weeks
ty my mom thinks that too
they don't wanna grow i guess
?
white one for me because it gives me a nostalgia feeling for a fanta that got discontinued
Cake flavour
anyways im back
skittles flavour goes hard true
but what do you mean by no fake
there was this fanta that was "white peach" later renamed tropical and they changed the flavour too
and then THE FUCKERS
DISCONTINUED IT
Uhhh
IT WAS MY FAVOURITE
Did you scroll further
do you want the ig link in dms?
no
idk tho fanta kinda mid. Fanta lemon is good tho
Then do
yaya sure but dont have an ig acc myself. Kinda fell out when everyone else made one in my age year
It might find a solution to your confusion
prolly should make one tho
lemon is 2nd best before peach
hmm peach
havent seen that one here
theres like normal fanta and the random flavour here
still no context
Well idk
peach and garlic?
or wtf is that other
its just peach
tf??
cytrus bruh
Peach and bitch i read 
always
average STALKER hideout
Hello
Look at my pink name
yeah i was too
it is badge of honor
I love it
What's your pfp

sure abt that?
I stopped catching falco lackin
either zyzz or femboy stuff but degenerate anyways
Am fem but not really degenerate(?)
you are you crystal
bettr delete
h
💀
my mission in life is to find someone who will let me ramble about dungeon synth for hours
Me
youre taken
@unkempt oasis
do they need to actively listen and pay attention to you?
optional

can confirm
close enough
I just tagged you cuz pt-br meme
goddamn, dude got skills
Guys guys guys
its the perc
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DAMN
oh well, looks like its ban time

what is happening

cat is typing an essay
Yeppp
p! ban @pastel quartz #📄rules posting political content/attacking minorities/arguing with staff/war footage and stuff referencing world events
@south jacinth has been banned.
why is hivehand so OP lul
Hivehand?
a weapon in half-life
back to out regularly programmed scheduling
infinite ammo, "heat-seeking" projectiles
Hmmmm
Whoa ;0000
GHOST BUSTERS
Guess it would target me first
From what I gathered some popularish streamer that mains tarkov is gonna try stalker anom on stream. Might be another mass influx soonish. Moddb servers are gonna go nuclear
I agree

Someday they will do something about it though at this point

atleast there wont be another influx like this for a while
drews upload really hit the algorhytm
AHAHA
That would be fire
That moment when you give someone big compliment and say we love you but they say we love you more
i rarely have that fr q~q
as long as it's anomaly and not gamma 
we
Yes, we
In the sense of that one server
For it to be gamma they would have to come here, I say we just barrage em with disinfo for the funni
I don't do reg beer but hard cider is cool
Wine coolers?
Fuck
cocktails
your mom
Hard seltzer
Something smooth
ahahahaha
Fuck alcohol
Like me
Do you do gin on it's own or gin and tonic?
pewdiepie did have a stalker anomaly series iirc
Spud gun in stalker when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9pzKbENQk&t=4s @heady crow banger one from 2017
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yaya have had that one on my list for over a year
a certified banger id say
🤝
man I sure hope my experience in tarkov makes gamma easier to get int-
both are suffering in the end
A million views? Really?
Before you ask, he says it 4,733 times. (including the one in "Alright now fellas...")
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Iron man survivalist wooo
Heh
it won't because Gamma is built on bullshit artificial difficulty 
Woe random pocket of intense radiation be upon ye
I never played tarkov, closest game I played close to it was hunt showdown
I only played a pirated, offline version of tarkov
ive played 600 hours of actual tarkov
First pain game i played as a kid was
captain america
Bastion
I got about 1000
yaya we get it you like woods
Signs you didn't play stapker
First pain game for me was uvhm in BL2
stg 900 of those hours are on that map alone
Oh and
i played your mom
TRUE
GETTING ALL STASHES AND SLINKERING AWAY
YES
GETTING GIGA PROFIT
cry about it
nah im happy for you
all the other maps suck donkey dick
idk stomping timmies on custom late wipe is always fun
walking into WaW veteran be like
honestly, that just how night city be
waw?
World at war
world at war



