🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

My parents rn are prolly like 175cm but im 184cm

[tame hazel]

my mom is 150cm dad is 185cm im 165cm

[fading shuttle]

thats me frfr

[tame hazel]

im between

[slate crown]

you're cute bruno

[heady crow]

Thanks :3

Always get called handsome instead of cute

[slate crown]

[tame hazel]

i want my femboy to play lego batman with me

i used to play that game as a kid, so i want to replay it

[heady crow]

Shiit should plug in the ps3 to play some lego batman too

[tame hazel]

its on discount on steam

[slate crown]

but you ARE handsome af though ngl

you're lucky i have a thing for blonde guys

[tame hazel]

opposite for me

i find blonde ugly idk why

[slate crown]

i think it's because most of the time the hair doesn't match the body

[tame hazel]

actually yeah true

[slate crown]

but bruno was different, i legit had to take a breather after i saw him for the first time

[tame hazel]

lmao

bruno whats your skin care routine 😩

[slate crown]

i just slap on some quality face gel and call it a day

[tame hazel]

i recently got into face stuff

and its paying off, only women actually noticed

[slate crown]

I've already got a RBF so don't matter if i take care of my face much

(Resting Bitch Face)

[tame hazel]

thats actually my thing

its opposite for me

my teeth always show cause im like always smiling

[slate crown]

and i always wear a mask when im in public which just amplified my already menacing aura

[tame hazel]

i wish

random people would just start talking to me

[slate crown]

random people would walk the other direction if they saw me in an empty street

[tame hazel]

im tiny

ill probably get chased

lmao

[eager quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762429063071399945/1024077922086178906/IMG_2694.gif

[tame hazel]

lkmfao

[slate crown]

ayo

[slate crown]

busting out the gawk gawk 9000

[slate crown]

here's a selfie i took in my backyard

[stone blade]

Beautiful

handsome feller

[broken topaz]

stop smoking its bad for your health

[slate crown]

it's fake cigarettes don't worry

[stone blade]

It's gum cigarette

😎

[slate crown]

it's just a lollipop

im licking it so fast that it's causing friction

[broken topaz]

what that tongue do

[slate crown]

guys need to practice eating ass more if they want to keep their partner happy

that's just facts

[broken topaz]

preach homie

straight fax

[craggy quarry]

[heady crow]

Found that these two work pretty well. Sometimes alcohol wipes if my pimples really start acting up

Nothing really special

[slate crown]

nivea guy

good choice

[heady crow]

You know that im a nvidia fanboy 💅

[slate crown]

i use a vietnamese brand called OXY and they work pretty good

[tame hazel]

oh thanks!

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/WqCpWu8tgRw

it's Friday night bois, remember to have fun within reason and stay safe

[craggy quarry]

LETS GET THAT MONAAAAY

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-boys-i-will-give-you-my-all-paydaygang-party-time-gif-15861324

[abstract path]

Undertale is awesome

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900559197744279553/1025260155987828756/redditsave.com_chicken_time-upi6rhl8jrq91.mp4

[slate crown]

classic

it wouldn't be a complete #🎪bruh-fart without mads, (almost forgot)

[slate crown]

real

albino making shorts now? what reality is this

[broken topaz]

makes more money than long form content

[slate crown]

true yt did allow you to monetize from shorts now

https://youtu.be/YKGSgPSZ-4k

ah shit time to binge watch conan again

[craggy quarry]

I loved his shenanigans with jordan shlansky

[slate crown]

still have no idea what the fuck he does btw
"associate producer"

[craggy quarry]

The fuck did I say wrong

[slate crown]

its "title"

[craggy quarry]

Ok

[craggy quarry]

He has various duties his titles as an associate producer

[craggy quarry]

MALO VISKI MALO KOKA KOLA
DOBRE ZENE OKO MOGA STOLA

[abstract path]

Heyho

[craggy quarry]

CRYSTAL
Whats crackin my dude

[abstract path]

Yoooo...

[abstract path]

Ehh

Nothin, just day bein annoyin

U?

[urban ocean]

Why so many people streamin right now

[abstract path]

No idea

:3

It so old tho

[craggy quarry]

Dead tired as a mf

[abstract path]

Undertale be fire

[abstract path]

._.

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

Now i have a question for yall

[craggy quarry]

Thats so true man

[craggy quarry]

What is there to doubt?

[heady crow]

Trainwrecks_true.mp4

[abstract path]

Wow

Ok so

What would you call a relationship between someone genderfluid and someone intersex?

[heady crow]

A relationship maybe?

[craggy quarry]

Its called "being on twitter and tumblr too much"

[heady crow]

As if anyone uses tumblr anymore

[craggy quarry]

All this shit started from tumblr

[heady crow]

I feel like being genderfluid and intersex existed before tumblr came to be

[broken topaz]

*spends too much time on twitter more likely

nobody uses tumblr anymore

[abstract path]

Yeah it did

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude's getting more and more sad

[abstract path]

[plucky void]

which one

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739985041370906744/1024432583938949152/level_5_researcher.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

The more you watch this video, the more sounds you can hear

[gloomy roost]

What's in front of the camera tho

[grizzled meadow]

A roasted chicken

[gloomy roost]

One weird af roasted chicken then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371357409010253824/1024885955687104542/RPReplay_Final1664269844.mp4

[plucky void]

bangpusi

[slim osprey]

@grizzled meadow

[ember kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RngI9hwTs3w

[plucky void]

roma army is great

[real tinsel]

i'd tap that ass

[real tinsel]

the only reason this thing is still going (and getting worse) is because people keep paying them to do so

[glad carbon]

YouTubers tryna make videos on their favorite games

[real tinsel]

stop paying megacorps for unfinished product and scams and you'll get <2010 quality games again

[tame hazel]

anyone would

[glad carbon]

Buy starcitizen

[real tinsel]

star citizen actually brought what they've promised

[glad carbon]

Yeah, they just delay it a month or two because they promise too much, for every patch

There's been 3 features I think that have been released on their intended release date

[upbeat bobcat]

And then delay for another couple years

[glad carbon]

Yeah, at least they add shit

[real tinsel]

assuming how much of a massive scale it is, delays make sense

imagine ubishit trying to make something even remotely close to starcitizen

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup, all engine generated whole city planet took them what, couple years

[glad carbon]

It's like around 20 minutes of travel at the fastest speed from one side of the system to another

Shits massive

I just want them to work on ships before gameplay features so they can balance cargo changes and ship movement around existing ones

[west owl]

and now thanks to @real tinsel i can hate even more how the implemented combat and progression in cp77 after playing eye

[real tinsel]

why

i like it

it's no e.y.e but i like it

[west owl]

mfs im playing it again, still havent fixed the ironsights in tech weapons

[fading shuttle]

Cyberpunk at best is a 7 outta 10

[real tinsel]

did you finish the game

[west owl]

i detest the looting shooting, for borderlands, cool, but for this hell no... much less for clothing

[stone blade]

Hello.

[real tinsel]

hi

[stone blade]

I wish all brainfart residents and citizens an exceptionally pleasant evening.

[west owl]

like witcher 3 was already like that, and you have that in ac odyssey (the only modern ac ive played idk the others)

[fading shuttle]

The fashion in night city is godawful, only 5 good looking sets that fit exist

[west owl]

but idk man the issue at least on witcher 3 was much less given the witcher sets

once you got a witcher set you didnt actually find anything better until you could get the next witcher set

[west owl]

which one? eye or cp77? both yes

loved how they made in eye man

[real tinsel]

which ending did you choose

e.y.e

[west owl]

i followed master

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1025443742624260106/funnymeme.mp4

[west owl]

read a little bit about the alt endings but didnt seem to change much

[real tinsel]

so you didn't actually finish the game

[west owl]

yeah

i havent played it 3 times or so

xD

for the real

[real tinsel]

i'm on my second playthrough

i've spent a lot of hours grinding because i wanted to cloak-walk the entire missions

eventually achieved my goal and realized it sucks

[west owl]

[real tinsel]

now i'm using the 100 magazine rifle with heavy armor and tanking every mission

[west owl]

my realization was that i was soo naive when i cranked up the difficulty after the first 2 missions

not only after the slap of the 3rd, but man, after the first playthrough, the launching whatever auto generated missions got rock hard

[real tinsel]

did you get the deus ex mission

[west owl]

the randomized kill a deus ex? those big horny boys with rpg miniguns?

[real tinsel]

yes

[west owl]

yep xD

i was like, wtf is a deus ex

am i gonna get a jcdenton spawn

[real tinsel]

the first time i met that thing in new eden i thought it'd be an easy kill then died 5 times and eventually managed to kill it with my bosco

didn't touch new eden after that for a very long time

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864478474550640641/1025432950705229864/unknown-208-1.png

[fading shuttle]

wtf is Ian McCollum doing

[glad carbon]

Scottish

[west owl]

keeping a good airflow

[stone blade]

he's beginning to believe

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1025452712789286982/Doom_BFG_Division_Remix.mp4

[pine forum]

damn bro these niggas dont know how channels wor

[stone blade]

?

[pine forum]

@scenic sable negro im stuck in this channel because of you

god will have its vengence

[west owl]

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone wants ban

[stone blade]

i mean

[pine forum]

yes my niggard

[stone blade]

then ping him again

and call aldo the N word

[upbeat bobcat]

Eh, he's boring.

[pine forum]

@scenic sable negroo

ban me

[scenic sable]

No need.

[stone blade]

haha

[pine forum]

what

[craggy quarry]

Bruh

[pine forum]

ban me rn

i beg

[steady trellis]

wish denied, enjoy

[stone blade]

worse punishment is to stay here

[pine forum]

bro i said racist word

[upbeat bobcat]

[pine forum]

u have to

[fading shuttle]

you are stuck here

[craggy quarry]

Aldo im starting to concern

[scenic sable]

p!mute @pine forum 77d Racism.

[foggy mantle]

@pine forum has been muted for 11 weeks.

[upbeat bobcat]

[pine forum]

thats sick

lol

[stone blade]

should've been 777d

[pine forum]

699d

[craggy quarry]

What thr fridge

[stone blade]

nah

[fading shuttle]

nah, leave him here

[west owl]

[fading shuttle]

we need more schizos

[craggy quarry]

My guy said no to mute button

[stone blade]

I think at this point a ban is appropriate

[fading shuttle]

he is gonna get tired eventually

[scenic sable]

Fixed it.

[stone blade]

he left

[craggy quarry]

Nice

[west owl]

[craggy quarry]

We did it fellas

[upbeat bobcat]

iedy is appearing offline again even though being here

Catch him writing

[west owl]

[stone blade]

Sus

[west owl]

based Ledy bird

[upbeat bobcat]

[narrow lotus]

i was gonna do it like this

[upbeat bobcat]

Now online

[narrow lotus]

then ban him

leave me alone u fucking stalker

[upbeat bobcat]

[west owl]

Fucked his cover

[craggy quarry]

Hehe nice

[upbeat bobcat]

Called being a stalker in a stalker server

[pastel quartz]

bonk

[craggy quarry]

Id be like "im a stalker"
And then mfs be like "oh you hang around chernobyl hunting artefacts"
No bitch I stalk women at night

[stone blade]

aight thats kinda sus

[narrow lotus]

this was posted last month lmao

only now i banned the guy

fuck off

[stone blade]

toxic romanian

[craggy quarry]

It happens

[west owl]

seems like a pretty sane person to me

[real tinsel]

there's someone outside my window who has been staring at me for the past 5 hours

[craggy quarry]

I remember first time managing to play call of chernobyl, no addons
It was a pleasant experiencr

[real tinsel]

he does not move a centimeter

[west owl]

throw him a kiss

[real tinsel]

no

[craggy quarry]

My first faction was military, spawned at cordon and blew myself up with a mine

10/10 bosnian experience feels like home

[real tinsel]

i thought you're bulgarian

[craggy quarry]

Thank god no

[real tinsel]

was it because he had the brainfart role?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNFFnPyiWWM

[west owl]

Wtf is #1025143518978650122 , looks like steam forums

and who had the ingenuity of putting as a quick react to the thread

🤣

[steady trellis]

Falco - who else

[stone blade]

ew thats ugly

[west owl]

idk, but im tempted to hit every button

[plucky void]

thanks for that mental image, now I'm never clicking that channel

[stone blade]

Sex 01/01

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1025464525283143731/speak-1.gif

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240523866026278913/1025465028738027642/nigga.you.just.went.full.plebs_instagram_2022-9-30_story.jpg?width=342&height=609

[tame hazel]

now you can nickname people in dms

which is cool tbh

[plucky void]

nice

now I can finally keep track of the weirdos who change nicknames twice a week

[tame hazel]

i just think that its better for privacy

like names wise

but they dont get notified what you named them

[ember kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/462773172098433045/1025462799276724335/redditsave.com_a_very_good_offer-612org26m3g91-480.mp4

[tame hazel]

[narrow lotus]

[craggy quarry]

Average discord mod

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-fat-discord-mod-wow-the-simpsons-predicted-discord-mods-gif-23841326

[cold iron]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/7fwGCF3cX7PmBaU2cfSMzYt1_m9-4IgXBKoeXhNYpt4/https/media.tenor.com/159UhFAYBWEAAAPo/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable.mp4

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuraCp2MYV0

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrTMFeMHdtw

she did it.

👏

[plucky void]

is that the skyrim grandma

[craggy quarry]

Yes

[plucky void]

absolute chad of a woman

I know this is brainfart but there's some wholesome things I read sometimes when handling support issues

occasionally I get contact from elderly folks (in the 60-75 range, at one point I even got a 85 year old man asking for support) and most of them tell me they play videogames as a way to keep their brains from deteriorating due to old age

it keeps their mind active, helps them exercise the ol' gray matter

[stone blade]

grandpa playing tarkov?

[plucky void]

I never said it was tarkov
and I think any old person playing tarkov would end up getting the opposite effect

dying faster irl

[stone blade]

yeah and i joked that it is tarkov

chill

[plucky void]

there is no chill

there is only the force

[stone blade]

there is in a fridge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcvRDWgRIE

[plucky void]

good old DDR days

[craggy quarry]

Back when every mf was a stasi

[plucky void]

what's a stasi

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/HURI6EHXybc

New historia civilis vid god bless

[narrow lotus]

just build Urban Cohorts LMAO

[heady crow]

Alr lemme get back on rome total war

[narrow lotus]

this guys comes and slaps ur ass what do

[heady crow]

I let him do so much more

[narrow lotus]

i mean...it is Rome after all

😏

[craggy quarry]

Werent greeks more known for hom0 stuff

[heady crow]

Really need to continue my brutii run i got going on ngl

[narrow lotus]

romans took alot from greeks

[heady crow]

Ye

[craggy quarry]

Huehuehue nice

Huebuehuejue

[heady crow]

And i mean roman empire was basically a society of tops and bottoms anyways

[narrow lotus]

i cant wait for Imperium Surrectum to be more developed

[heady crow]

Homosexuality wasnt really disappoved of as long as the bottom was ranked lower in society

[pastel quartz]

damn

that name is fire

[plucky void]

romans were basically greeks 2.0

[heady crow]

Some mod for r:tw?

[narrow lotus]

yeah its gonna be a rly cool mod for RTW Remastered

[heady crow]

Ooooh nice. Too bad i dont have remastered

[narrow lotus]

made by the people who did Roma Surrectum and Europa Barbarorum , huge mods back in the day

eh remastered is gonna be 5 euros by the time they release the full mod anyway

[heady crow]

Fair

[heady crow]

Gotta mod medieval 2 someday tho. Mainly played modded attila so it must be a blast when you can actually extensively mod the game

[narrow lotus]

some example of custom units

they look

g o o d

[narrow lotus]

Cretan Archers

energy

[eager quest]

when dacians in a total war game

[eager quest]

bro medieval 2 is so good

play SSHIP

[narrow lotus]

they are noob, getae

they are in alot of mods

ye SSHIP or the one made by Wallachian

Tsardoms TW

[narrow lotus]

oficially u cant get expelled from romanian schools anymore

[stone blade]

sad

paintmeme

[narrow lotus]

didnt get instant head eyes by a flechette bush lover , fake

[stone blade]

pics taken moments before disaster

[stone blade]

he got riverside spawn

thats why

he was the first there

[hollow lion]

@grizzled meadow #╓☢stalker-chat in a nutshell

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-us8coco3Q&t=296s

[ember kindle]

whomstve pungeth

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1016556268120461394/caption-3.gif?width=82&height=676

[tranquil cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKiHzVSwBV0&ab_channel=JordyLee

Grolton is the dog

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/bornakang/status/1575670749171367936?s=46&t=3Stf1_Ll8-ymTNe52UueEQ

[abstract path]

Lol

[stone blade]

I simply live with the pain

[abstract path]

Based

[real tinsel]

based on what

[abstract path]

Joe mama

Hahahahahhaha

[real tinsel]

who's joe

[heady crow]

Ahahahahahha branfart exile

[craggy quarry]

That demented us president

[abstract path]

Lmao

imqgine being brainfart exiled

[real tinsel]

i like this role it makes me feel special

[abstract path]

I'm here voluntarily

[real tinsel]

because falco gave it to me

and aldo made it for me

[abstract path]

Well

[craggy quarry]

Forged with fire

And autism

[heady crow]

[real tinsel]

i'm not autistic i'm schizophrenic

get your lore right

[abstract path]

Aldo made it especially for people who want or choose this

[heady crow]

Well tbf you werent using the other chats so the role doesent make a difference

[abstract path]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

yeah

[craggy quarry]

KILL THOSE PUPPIES KILL THOSE PUPPIES

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[abstract path]

To me it would cuz from time to time i look at the other channels

[real tinsel]

that's like very late stages of schizophrenia

i'm not there yet

come back in 5-10 years

[heady crow]

Gl on it

[craggy quarry]

Jokes aside

Are you really?

[abstract path]

This is brainfart

Everyone here is schizo

[hollow lion]

[real tinsel]

not properly diagnosed, but i have episodes of delusions and visual/sound hallucinations

[craggy quarry]

Great now I feel like a prick

Sorry

[real tinsel]

the psychologist i went to only said i might have bipolar disorder but she didn't like stamp it

[heady crow]

Can i say that youre just like me?

[real tinsel]

nah i joke around it all the time

[real tinsel]

you are me

[heady crow]

What if i am only your alt?

A figment of your personality?

[abstract path]

What if i am your alt?

[real tinsel]

you're a part of my consciousness

[hollow lion]

A collective consciousness, if you will.

[heady crow]

Part of the unenlightened masses?

[real tinsel]

part of the machine

[abstract path]

🤝

[ember kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006226179663081553/1025500794457428029/H7eRx26_8w9FYJyk.mp4

[abstract path]

Imagine being maidenless

Such embarassing fate

[craggy quarry]

My brother in christ YOU ARE ALSO MAIDENLESS

In literal sense

[real tinsel]

schizophrenia isn't just seeing stuff btw, that usually happens rarely in the early stages and slightly often in the later stages

the negative symptoms are almost constant however

especially that flattening thing makes me a very terrible companion because i will never laugh at your jokes

not because they're not funny but because i'm like physically unable to

[abstract path]

I mean i do basically have a male "maid"

[real tinsel]

crystal you're still 17

[abstract path]

Hush-

[abstract path]

Also i just realized i don't look so skinny annymore!

[heady crow]

You dont find my sigma posting funny?

[stone blade]

best food for a broke student

[plucky void]

oh yeah wafers

[stone blade]

I love wafers

them things bussin

[real tinsel]

i find them funny but if you showed me one irl I'd stare at the screen and then stare at you with a blank face

[abstract path]

They really do though

[stone blade]

yes. thats what i said

[real tinsel]

that's what ivan said i think crystal

[stone blade]

:DDDDDDDDDDd

🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝 🤝

[abstract path]

Words

[stone blade]

khatyl i love you dude

no homo ofc

[real tinsel]

why

[stone blade]

cuz youre zayac

[real tinsel]

why no homo

[stone blade]

because no homo

[crimson pagoda]

chad

[heady crow]

Ivan is still in the closet khaa

Let him be

[real tinsel]

understandable

[craggy quarry]

Cuz homo is geh

[abstract path]

What do you call a death by a minion?

Grusome

[stone blade]

can we ban crystal

[craggy quarry]

Yes please

[stone blade]

@real tinsel why rename yourself zayac then

[real tinsel]

can we exile crystal from brainfart

[abstract path]

:[

[craggy quarry]

It shouldnt be here

[abstract path]

That's like saying "knot doesn't do shit"

[heady crow]

What

What do you mean by knot

[abstract path]

Artifacts

[craggy quarry]

The fuck are you saying

Ah

[real tinsel]

because you're volk

[stone blade]

I am

Because i love nu pogodi

[craggy quarry]

Jebo te hljeb

[real tinsel]

i also love nu pogodi

[real tinsel]

I'm rewatching it

[stone blade]

sadly yes

[real tinsel]

I'm at third episode now

[heady crow]

Beware the pipeline

[stone blade]

yes nice restrictions

[abstract path]

Gae

[real tinsel]

🇬 🇦 🇾

[stone blade]

Just like you kha

[real tinsel]

I'm not gamasexual

[stone blade]

aha

[craggy quarry]

🇱🇪🇹🇸🇫🇺🇨🇰🇮🇳🇬

Bruh what

I was typing the letters wtf

[abstract path]

Discord moment

[stone blade]

LOL

@heady crow LIGHTWEIGHT!!!!!

assassins when the cockcockouts walk in

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[west owl]

xD

ty bruno

[heady crow]

Np ❤️

Ty for the mp4 of it

[west owl]

❤️

[ember kindle]

😻 fal kewties 😍 hnnnnnnnnnng

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-rule7-gif-21572395

[stone blade]

I nutted

[pastel quartz]

I didn't ask bro

[stone blade]

Aight

Good for you

[ember kindle]

fals are kewt but check out my m4, just married https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/pVDm63mo9FdRphhZ3BmtcSUkzKe5932k_0tSFpZAw_o/https/ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H2a89b83c452e4d439e1ed91034cd6dfbU/Lolita-Gothic-Toy-Gun-Model-Cannot-Shoot-Pink-Cute-For-Girls-Cosplay-Accessories-Decoration-Photo-Prop.jpg_640x640.jpg

[abstract path]

:00000000000⁰0000000000

I want one

[craggy quarry]

BRRRRRAAA PA PA PA

[plucky void]

cod warzone skins be like

[craggy quarry]

Thats so true

[urban ocean]

Guys, rate my setup

[craggy quarry]

Looks comfy 7/10

[plucky void]

you have the indestructible plastic chair

you need nothing more

[abstract path]

100/20

[craggy quarry]

20/100

[abstract path]

No gaming chair needed

[craggy quarry]

Its not a score
Its how many rounds I have

[abstract path]

Pog

Time to have another

[urban ocean]

The most cursed chair

Can abuse the hell out of it and nothing happens

[abstract path]

Lol

[urban ocean]

Then you actually try to use it as a chair and one of the legs snap

[abstract path]

That happened to m3 twice 😂

Bet it's gonna happen again sometime?

[urban ocean]

MFW I just want to sit and the chair says nope

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-face-sad-crying-9gag-gif-14453131

[abstract path]

Literally though

[upbeat bobcat]

Stinky ass

[urban ocean]

What's hilarious is that this is an actual thing

https://www.experts.com/articles/failure-analysis-collapse-of-plastic-chair-by-thomas-read

[abstract path]

And i deemed it as normal

[urban ocean]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/vjiqja/the_only_thing_that_wasnt_moved_by_the_storm_was/

[abstract path]

Me and my bf

[craggy quarry]

Bruh what

[abstract path]

This is brainfart

[craggy quarry]

Yeah and gtfo

[urban ocean]

basically you https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/718152997976408064/1025521364616089641/IMG_2623.webp?width=279&height=412

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-no-this-is-patrick-spongebob-angry-mad-gif-9319809

[abstract path]

I wish

My bf be tinier

[urban ocean]

The fucked part about it

I've seen that porn

[west owl]

[abstract path]

So...what happened

[craggy quarry]

Dont worry weve all seen it

[urban ocean]

TFW I see that image in another discord and be like "fuck, I fapped to that porn a couple years ago"

[craggy quarry]

We are all disgusting degenerates

[abstract path]

Sorta

[urban ocean]

Si

[stone blade]

Lauren philips🤝

[marble cove]

coomer

[stone blade]

thank me later

[craggy quarry]

Youre the biggest

[plucky void]

I haven't seen it

[urban ocean]

can always count on the eastern european to know pr0n hub models by name

[stone blade]

:)

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[craggy quarry]

You see Ivan
I watch the pron so I become addict and see women as only object
Therefore women be objects in my eyes

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505

[stone blade]

ivan?

[craggy quarry]

Of course

[stone blade]

cool 🤝

[craggy quarry]

Just like that old stalker meme

[stone blade]

don't

[craggy quarry]

You see ivan
When holding finger infront of peestole
You should accurate
Cuz of fear of shooting finger

[stone blade]

you see kovac
shut up

[craggy quarry]

This is why everyone hates you

:dab:

[stone blade]

Oh i know

it's ok

I hate everyone too

no exceptions

[craggy quarry]

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878589770656251975/1024660553702047774/myu_little_ROCKSTAR.mp4

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459633095612825600/892630539511676959/1632877447510.gif

I have so many questions

[upbeat bobcat]

This is so old of a meme lmao

[urban ocean]

its the first time I've seen it lol

[upbeat bobcat]

It's still relevant, good ol Generals days

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/atsukocomedy/status/1575594882525036544?s=46&t=mgU9eLAvjn6diSwC713Hbw

Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy)

watched the live action Pinnochio to see if the fish was still hot & it was

Likes

160720

Retweets

9042

Twitter · Sep 29, 2022, 9:14 PM

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/996392324529668096/1025463090046840852/803c31f6c45ffc2467063482fa36fc50f5c8d404d8e6efbb7ca665ef64567c12.mp4

@abstract path when the boyfriend laughs

[craggy quarry]

I BET HE REKT HER

[upbeat bobcat]

What a plot

Ofc she bought the most expensive edition of the game why not

[heady crow]

Tbf its pretty much standard anyways

Suprised when i see that i got killed by someone without eod

[cerulean plover]

holy shit he killed her

[craggy quarry]

Wait how do you know

[upbeat bobcat]

Then they ask why BSG is so lazy about the game

They don't need to do anything when getting paid like this casually.

[heady crow]

[upbeat bobcat]

If you see the golden crown at beside the nickname

That means EOD

[craggy quarry]

Ohhhhhh ok

[heady crow]

Now kovac

What does eod mean

[upbeat bobcat]

Edge of Dick

[hushed marsh]

Edge of Deez

[heady crow]

Deez what?

[upbeat bobcat]

Muscles

[craggy quarry]

Explosive Oriented Device?

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[upbeat bobcat]

Exactly

[craggy quarry]

MOON HOWS LIFE GOD DAMN IT

[upbeat bobcat]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[hushed marsh]

Im scared

[craggy quarry]

IM SORRY :[[[

[upbeat bobcat]

See? You made me scare the Canadian

[craggy quarry]

HI SCARED IM KOVAC

[upbeat bobcat]

Motherly love alright

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/pleasebegneiss/status/1575642726137143296?s=46&t=WJ5QaoVj39TLhDTjo9seiw

evil slate (@PleaseBeGneiss)

interviewer: sell me this pen

elon musk: sweating it can serve briefly as a boat

Likes

98577

Retweets

4729

Twitter · Sep 30, 2022, 12:24 AM

[craggy quarry]

I miss JCS Criminal Examination videos

[hushed marsh]

In order for Elon to want to sell it, he had to have stolen the idea from someone else first

[craggy quarry]

Youtube fucked him HARD

Elon is an actual piece of shit

Cant believe weirdos on reddit defended him

[craggy quarry]

I beg your pardon????

[hushed marsh]

Nothing there is false

it all checks out

[heady crow]

But hes based and relatable and posts about dogecoin. Hes not like the other elites!!

[craggy quarry]

Based

[heady crow]

What now

[plucky void]

well it's part of their plan

you make a hardcore looter shooter game and put the biggest stash size and secure container behind your tallest paywall

(not to mention the other stuff like starting items/guns/ammo and an advantage on initial trader rep)

I'm sorry I know this falls into politics... somewhat... but it's too funny not to share

[quartz saffron]

@craggy quarry

[abstract path]

Qh

[hushed marsh]

True

[craggy quarry]

Ok this is a lot worse than I thought

[plucky void]

could be worse, could be reddit weirdos defending MAPs

[lusty sonnet]

ayo big sale

[abstract path]

I wish

[plucky void]

It was part of Prime Gaming's deals last month (august)

[lusty sonnet]

yeah i don't vibe with Prime Gaming

been a hot decade since i dabbled in NFS games tho, no clue if that one is worth it

[rose ferry]

the dream

[abstract path]

Literal dream

[plucky void]

I don't usually go for subscription services but Prime Gaming is one of the good ones

you redeem games permanently

even if you cancel your sub, the games you got are still yours

even the ones that are accessed from Amazon's own launcher

(which btw is optional, like gog galaxy)

you install the game via the amazon launcher, then you can run it directly from the exe

back in august I got NFS Heat, Grid Legends and Mass Effect Legendary edition for free (with the 30 day trial period)

then this month I got AC Origins for like 80% of the game's actual cost

and cancelled my sub 🤓

[plucky void]

also I think this was in July, not august

[upbeat bobcat]

80% of it's cost?

Either AC is pretty cheap or Prime expensive

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair all in all, still not too big on Prime and Amazon stuff but that's just personal bias

[plucky void]

oopsie my bad

paying 80% less than what it costs*

[lusty sonnet]

still dunno if i should get NFS Heat for the 3,50 and never play it

[plucky void]

personal bias or no, I think I'd rather give 1$ to amazon than 10$ to EA/Ubisoft

(exaggerating a bit)

[lusty sonnet]

i'd give 0 to neither and pirate it but my hdds are getting a bit full with projects

[upbeat bobcat]

Right, lmao got me concerned for a second there

[plucky void]

true to the channel name, my brain farted when I was writing that up

[plucky void]

friend of mine told me Fallout 76 is gonna be on prime gaming now in october

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup itll be

[plucky void]

I'm laughing

nervously

because I'm actually considering subbing

[upbeat bobcat]

why

How much for a monthly for ya?

[plucky void]

10% of Fo76's cost on steam rn

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhh

[plucky void]

it's practically a no brainer, right lmao

[upbeat bobcat]

I dunno the regional prices of Amazon, neither Steam(though I can check with browser), all I know is Prime monthly sub price is the most cheap thing in my country.

[lusty sonnet]

apparently Prime is 3 euros for me

[upbeat bobcat]

It's 7.99 Liras

[plucky void]

prime sub = 14.99 brl
fo76 = 155 brl

it's less than 10%

[upbeat bobcat]

Sheesh

[lusty sonnet]

8 liras is like 40 cents

[upbeat bobcat]

Also I play lol and other stuff which has in-game content monthly so, and the Prime Video service which is pretty good.

[upbeat bobcat]

Cheapest in the world babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[plucky void]

yeah it's stupid how good of a deal it is

[lusty sonnet]

brb moving to turkey with my wealth

[plucky void]

I'm talking one game being offered for less than 10% of what it costs on steam
and there's all the other stuff prime gives me

[upbeat bobcat]

Considering how I can't even do a simple shopping going outside anymore.

Even fucking 50cl water costs around 3 Liras

If not 5

[lusty sonnet]

if i didn't drank a redbull i could've almost bought Prime

man currencies are fucked

[upbeat bobcat]

Just so you know

Even my kidney doesn't worth something anymore, inflation almost at 100%

[lusty sonnet]

so when is the bankruptcy?

[upbeat bobcat]

Tbh it's already happened and we are not aware of it

[lusty sonnet]

Big oof tbh

[plucky void]

ouchie

at least it isn't as bad as the argentinian peso

[narrow lotus]

bruh fallout 76 was like 3 bucks in some stores

[plucky void]

My friend always lets me know when it's on sale because he's desperate to get me joining him

[ember kindle]

lmao

[plucky void]

and it's never been this cheap, at least not in my currency

according to steamdb, its lowest recorded price in my currency is over twice as much as I'd pay subbing to Prime

[narrow lotus]

i mean if u got a friend go for it , none of my friends wanted to play that dogshit

with good reason tho

even tho its ok-ish now , time passed

[plucky void]

I played with him during the first ever free weekend

(aka back when it was utter dogshit)

[lusty sonnet]

Steamdb great ay

[narrow lotus]

oof

[plucky void]

to me the idea of a co-op multiplayer fallout game is a godsend

but... fo76 at the time was the polar opposite

laggy, buggy, messy, uninteresting

[narrow lotus]

done good , it would have bene

but it was a quick reskin trying to make a quick buck

sadly

game like that , u dont finish it 2 years after fo4 , especially since fo4 had issues on its own

unresolved issues

[plucky void]

truth

[narrow lotus]

it is what it is

imma go to sleep now cause im spent

[upbeat bobcat]

People wanted multiplayer and they added networking into the engine and released

[narrow lotus]

nighty boys , behave or

[upbeat bobcat]

They didn't promise a new game

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-the-password-gif-24105535

wouldent it be a milk shook?

[hushed marsh]

https://fxtwitter.com/fridaypacific/status/1575867824131649536?t=VIDVs3N3HdupN-VRHoHgbw&s=19

[hushed marsh]

u/GlaciertheOdd -> 🤡

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro send help soıgjdjso

I'm melting

It's fucking October, why

[abstract path]

It's summer again boi

[heady crow]

How are you even alive 😭

Been enjoying 6c-11c for weeks now

Chill to workout in a hoodie outside

[plucky void]

21c melting? oof

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-banging-head-gif-20529076

[upbeat bobcat]

I can't help it, it's okay when it's August and goes over 30 degrees even at 6AM but not now

[heady crow]

Thought the elderly were more affected by temperature change but ig not

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

I thought that was Ric Flair at first

[plucky void]

I'm built different, like crystal

[heady crow]

Nah its Tom Platz

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Damn bro

Not even i would say that

[upbeat bobcat]

Hitman changed a lot in years

[plucky void]

more like Carryman

[slim osprey]

That's hot?

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1025560375053275206/Snaptik_7075876849426992390_luizz.mp4

[pastel quartz]

leo is a ni||ceca||r

[upbeat bobcat]

Found my picture

[plucky void]

TUTEL

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851252755968425984/1025536931767009290/v09044g40000caf8ffjc77udhbs8hsl0.mp4

[plucky void]

I'm sure there's escort apps somewhere

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bath-gif-20962852

[upbeat bobcat]

gato

[tame hazel]

its saturday

[upbeat bobcat]

Caturday

[plucky void]

and he calls me an old man

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/played-yourself-dj-khaled-gif-11099992

Old Man 2

[ember kindle]

omg my grandmas cat would NOT let me do this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602362713863094322/1025564640119365693/unknown.png?width=429&height=571

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/KzBITWdPmnj98zcJp7-VnLCDbQXRUnF5-hNu1CEKgWQ/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/Fd47zkbWYAEHEcV.jpg?width=669&height=572

[urban ocean]

God I remember these times when getting 12fps was a miracle

Fuckin playing quake 2 in software mode at like 320x240

What's hilarious is that we're back to playing games at 240p and being wowed at upscaling tech

[sullen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-react-him-this-man-react-him-this-man-rice-react-him-gif-26484523

[ember kindle]

americans rebuilding their house after every tornado: https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/jQ05zNm0V-T3WCd5y6xJnPgK5e7rDbn4_V8EdQolT_c/https/puu.sh/JnUxh/9484fdd9a4.png?width=581&height=572

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-astolfo-astolfo-polish-polska-astolfo-astolfo-polska-polksa-gif-23651227

[plucky void]

well, tornados will knock bricks down too they don't give a fuck

is it tornados or tornadoes

[glad carbon]

british 'people" not realizing bricks aren't earthquake proof

so dripped out my house be swayin and swaggerin during a quake

keep the cups on the shelves, paintings on the wall

[plucky void]

ceiling fans on every room

first things to fly off when the wind picks up

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/verge/status/1576022838372405248?s=46&t=F0gcXAhyar9t9brw6iE-ng

[plucky void]

I was half expecting some serious failure that turned it into a meme

[lavish dragon]

I love this, thank you

[sullen osprey]

OMG I MET STRELOK 🥰 🥰

[plucky void]

the most "basic bitch" nickname possible for a stalker-related server

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743508428546113658/1024138912492437594/ezgif-3-5225212657.gif

[gritty blade]

me fixing my anomoly gamma for the third time in a row

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-iron-man-hammer-iron-hammer-robert-downey-robert-downey-jr-gif-15959050

[west owl]

enjoy your bas boys

[plucky void]

mfs break they gamma trying to install the fresh new version of bas uploaded 5 nanoseconds ago but refuse to update windows

[real tinsel]

that's not a lot of rounds

[tame hazel]

i would kill to have vaush as president

that would be so funny

[lavish dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soy-boy-soy-rage-mad-beta-gif-16525800

[tame hazel]

first horse cock enthusiast president

wait, am i allowed to say that?

[lavish dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/vaush-soy-soyjak-soy-face-numale-gif-21991008

[tame hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/vaush-turning-red-brushing-brush-beard-gif-25564329

LMFAO

omg

[tame hazel]

this is so funny

[lavish dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/vaush-vowsh-voosh-car-gif-25724433

This will all get purged if someone spills the beans

[urban ocean]

Average r/Vaush poster

Ignore Freedom

Join Duty

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654180590127415318/1025227847587078286/Gym.mp4

[zenith grove]

i guess its time for the daily brainfart warnings

p! warn @urban ocean dont push your luck with the #📄rules, last warning before you get another mute

[foggy mantle]

@urban ocean has been warned.

[plain mantle]

based

[placid geode]

what the fuck i was not expecting voosh posting in this server of all places

[echo slate]

Need KLMK camo

Look at it, mwah

[upbeat bobcat]

Mang I've been saying I'm old, I'm just not that old in the head.

[plucky void]

ok Caturday man

[swift scarab]

I have returned from my self imposed exile called “job hunting”

Who’s being stupid today

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cant-no-nope-dont-zach-gif-12421019

[craggy quarry]

Yo is that you?

[craggy quarry]

Rip

[slate crown]

this is how it feels to be a #🎪bruh-fart member while the mods are busy at work in the support channels

[slate crown]

distorted risitas will never fail to send my sides to orbit

[upbeat bobcat]

Yooo, derpy neko is still alive

[glad carbon]

Yo guys you hear about how AI art bots have perfected making bad bitches?

[fading shuttle]

specifically victorian bad bitches

but yes

[glad carbon]

yeah

[fading shuttle]

a very cultured choice for an ai

[polar urchin]

TODAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY FUCKIN CELEBRATE
https://youtu.be/M-DTd8No1lE

[fading shuttle]

congrats retard, may your pockets be full and ass empty

[craggy quarry]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[craggy quarry]

Thats crystal definitely 100%

[glad carbon]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

mornin

[stone blade]

LMAO

[eager quest]

can a loser tell me rq

is fiddle played with aery

(loser as in u play that champ)

cuz enemy jg has aery on fiddle

🤨

[upbeat bobcat]

Was gonna say I never played with Aery on Fiddle but then again, I never play Summoner's Rift

ARam all the way babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[eager quest]

i cant get myself to play aram

im just too competitive and spam ranked

and then demote 5 times because my teammates are absolute fucking insufferable autofilled troglodytes

or polish people

[upbeat bobcat]

Yup, can't be bothered with ranks and stuff. I just go in there, tilt everyone spamming emotes and sounds, have fun and get out.

[eager quest]

NOOOOOOO MY ADC IS CROATIAN

GG

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/croatian-croatia-fate-jean-flag-gif-26395911

[eager quest]

kata 3/0

of course

i am only one winning lane

like usual

kata 5/0

[upbeat bobcat]

Oh wait, you are the ivan 2.0 right

Hung out too much with him

[eager quest]

i mean he doesnt wanna hang out with me anymore

cuz i said "skill issue"

[upbeat bobcat]

He has the feelings of a 80 yo woman

[eager quest]

also why does enemy soraka have 350k points

wtf is so fun in playing that champ

[upbeat bobcat]

Fun is relative

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-shoe-shoe-hungry-no-hahaha-gif-20215327

[echo slate]

Good morning

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

i wasn't expecting this

[tame hazel]

how the average destiny player feel

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

Thank you pango ❤️

You really are just like him

[grizzled meadow]

YEEEEEEEEEEES

NOIDED

[grizzled meadow]

I'll never understand why he used cocaine, his character was pretty much based on the "perfection" of his body or at least in being as healthy as possible