🎪bruh-fart

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240523866026278913/1023966220128628756/Screenshot_2022_0926_173535.png?width=459&height=572

[plucky void]

I can't wait till I'm outta hre

[west owl]

so your gf doesnt smoke?

[plucky void]

but then unfortunately my mother's gonna have to deal with his bullshit alone

[stone blade]

love how this game suffers from the problem of enemies doing insane damage and you doing 0 damage

👍

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/destiny2-gif-26560652

[plucky void]

which game

[heady crow]

wait no wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-what-about-side-by-side-with-a-friend-gif-18505459

[slate crown]

doesn't smoke anything at all, nicotine makes her sick and doesn't take weed unless it's in edible form

[plucky void]

why are people spamming the same stuff over and over

[abstract path]

I agree bro

I love it because of it

[ember kindle]

they dont if you get a compass, + decent balli rating suit rly

[plucky void]

what game

[stone blade]

???????????

[ember kindle]

wot

[ember kindle]

wot?

[stone blade]

the fk are you talking about

what compass

what suti

[west owl]

only edibles? holy shit

[ember kindle]

im literally posting tier 1 memes of pristine exquisite quality

[plucky void]

what game are you talking about Dornan

[stone blade]

RoR 2

[ember kindle]

aret oyu talking about stalker?

[plucky void]

oh

[ember kindle]

OOOOOOOOOOOH

[plucky void]

ew

[ember kindle]

lol

my bad

[stone blade]

.........

[plucky void]

only thing worse than playing gamma

[slate crown]

only once every blue moon but yea

[ember kindle]

smacks lips

what a shame

what a rotten way to die

[stone blade]

he was a good man

[ember kindle]

battle brothers is a better game than ror2

actually, all these new wanna-be rogulike games are trash

theyre not at all like rogue

adom nethack dcss etcs those are roguelikes

[stone blade]

cry about it

[ember kindle]

smh my head

[plucky void]

good

roguelikes are lazy cashgrabs for people who like "difficulty"

[ember kindle]

^

[ember kindle]

but like, the old ones actualyl had difficulty

you had to think how to deal with engagements

now its "PICK ONE OF THE 3 POWERUPS" CONGRATIS YOU DEAL MORE DMG YOU PICKED RED

[plucky void]

"How can we make our game difficult?"
"I know! let's pretend savegames, one of the most basic technological advancements in videogames since the 80s, were never invented"

[ember kindle]

and then you die and you "inherit" like 30% of your rpevious chars power

wtf is even the point

garbage games

[ember kindle]

ok now you have stoaked the flames there boy

savegame sis different

ironman is something else

[slate crown]

leqazxo typing a fucking thesis

[ember kindle]

lets not equate ironman to roguelikes

[plucky void]

it's what defines roguelikes

[ember kindle]

nononoon

not true

[slate crown]

ah shit here we go again

[ember kindle]

it is a part of rogulikes, yes

but it does not DEFINE them

[ember kindle]

wot

am i annoying?

[slate crown]

no no no

continue

[west owl]

I respect and prefered weeb in between big intervals, when i smoked it was 1 or 2 couple of hits every couple of days, but idk, edibles apart from in the us where is legal... ive never heard of load control, the homemade always hit like a truck .

[plucky void]

tell me one roguelike with savegames

[ember kindle]

mfer took 10 mins to write that?

bro you type with 1 finger or wah?

gotta get some typing lessons up that bish yo

[plucky void]

also roguelike fanboys wouldn't last 5 minutes playing the OG rogue

[slate crown]

that's why she only does it once every year or so

[west owl]

naaaaa, i just take my time rephrasing and thinking what im gonna say to keep it as short and full as possible

[ember kindle]

actually the og rogue lasted about 5 mins lol

i think i beat it at some point in like 10 or 15 iirc?

i bet the speedrun is like

30 secs

or actually no probably some glitchy shit like most speedruns

its a small content game

[plucky void]

counting speedruns as average playtime

[ember kindle]

im not just kinda thinking out loud

i friggin hate speedruns actually

its all cheaty crap

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykfIH9y1a14&t=35s

[west owl]

and effects of the high must last her for weeks

[stone blade]

[ember kindle]

it is interesting to watch sometimes, like all the shit ppl figure out

[ember kindle]

like how dafuq do they figure out these skips, theres no way theyre actually reverse engineering the code, so i imagine like some weeb butting his head against the wall trying to bug the game 24/7 in his grandmas basement

[stone blade]

pentakill > all other league music

[slate crown]

i told her that but she kept insisting to take edibles instead of smoking since she hates the smell

so i make brownies with only a little bit of oil in it

[stone blade]

i hope you return safely

[lusty sonnet]

looks like new copium

[west owl]

20/10 boywife ❤️

[heady crow]

and thats how pango found his love for cooking

[slate crown]

[stone blade]

make brownies with weed

[stone blade]

we need to return to this type of comedy

bring back 2008 cat videos

480p

24fps

this is the shit we need

I saw that

[heady crow]

yeah might have been a missclick

[stone blade]

i just hate them cuz theyre cold

[heady crow]

i like bcs autumn is chill

[west owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/430056167977517057/1023933740101140560/IMG_6662.jpg

[heady crow]

walking to the gym in complete darkness with 2c outside at 7pm?

thats the shit

[heady crow]

what game is this

[west owl]

vtmb, vampire the masquerade bloodlines

[stone blade]

idk why

but nobody has once talked about this dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LZr9dDWRs&t=102s

MBR is fucking amazing

[grizzled meadow]

Segno per dopo

[slate crown]

i don't speak pasta sorry

[ember kindle]

YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEN keygen music is my fav

i used to have a whole playlist of crackme and keygen music

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2CbHKPx36w

who knew that metal and 8bit midi music mixes so well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6KFfYdNPh8&t=128s0

[dawn zephyr]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993613373637931148/1023979088320397312/20220925_172630.jpg

[stone blade]

shit is amazing

[west owl]

New and improved tag for quick search content that you are gonna download to your folder later?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275388391086882816/1023142478125203497/unknown.png

[stone blade]

that "i love you" at the end of the movie before she gets her thingy smashed really cut deep

[slate crown]

i like oversharing

[stone blade]

i dont

you get bullied for it afterwards

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

@slate crown real?

[stone blade]

woah

[slate crown]

i told you not to show that picture of us

ivan looks like he just discovered a new color

[west owl]

pango magic

playing with peoples psyches once again

[slate crown]

[slate crown]

[hushed marsh]

https://twxtter.com/2010svideo/status/1573999407640494081

[slate crown]

ah she's having her artistic high

she's drawing like a maniac

[hushed marsh]

I'm gonna be honest I didn't read artistic

[stone blade]

i read autistic high

[hushed marsh]

Yeah me too

[stone blade]

found this meme

made me think of bruno and pango

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow sorry for the ping

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/443522014934859787/1023967929622081676/I-was-there-15-years-ago.jpg

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/cvvurs0V18U

[slate crown]

bro just chatted with a customer

my boi took 1 pull of a joint and then accidentally dropped the N word in front of me

hard r

he's from Wisconsin

[tame hazel]

my cousin calls anyone black a stereotypical word for something related to cotton

he was telling me that like he was expecting me to just laugh, bruh

were arab so its not like its a stereotype here

his excuse was "its not my fault if you got offended"

[atomic pewter]

[lusty sonnet]

Pango

[tame hazel]

dude has the temper of a child

[slate crown]

shit

[tame hazel]

rip

[slate crown]

it was a bit

lemme find the video

[atomic pewter]

I love my coworkers even if most of them are twice my age

[tame hazel]

i saw the text but forgot it

[heady crow]

schrodingers asshole again?

[atomic pewter]

You can only love those who go "WOO WOOO" along to Sympathy for the Devil

Pango you want some fucking maple syrup bro

[slate crown]

it was a play on his words

[atomic pewter]

[lusty sonnet]

Ahh

[slate crown]

am not racist pls don't send me to the shadow realm

[lusty sonnet]

Sure sure

[tame hazel]

i saw people who get paid like

uhhh 200$ a month

in a developed country

that are farmers

[slate crown]

crisis averted

[tame hazel]

they have 600 of them

[slate crown]

[heady crow]

600 of "them"?

[tame hazel]

you are paying 120,000$ for only 600 farmers

yes

[atomic pewter]

What do you mean "you people"

[slate crown]

uh oh

[tame hazel]

them as group

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

Farmers do be making bank easily

[tame hazel]

farm owners

[lusty sonnet]

They don't allow 200 dollars a month here so they don't bother and do it all themselves

[tame hazel]

they still work when its like 50C outside

[tame hazel]

i wish it was the case here

but cheap labor is profit

[lusty sonnet]

Basically slavery but ehh

[tame hazel]

slavery for 200$

[slate crown]

I'd take that tbh

[tame hazel]

🗿

[slate crown]

[tame hazel]

go to asia

[slate crown]

already in asia

[lusty sonnet]

Ananas farmer for 200? Done deal ezpz

[west owl]

[tame hazel]

L

same

[slate crown]

you're the one to talk

[tame hazel]

lmao

[slate crown]

yea i thought so

we're literally neighbors

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart more like Taiwan

[slate crown]

one of my family members is actually from thailand and they lived there for awhile before moving to vietnam

[tame hazel]

oh?

oh right

lmfao

i had to connect the dots

im moving with my netherlands person if he doesn't finally find me a low value male

[lusty sonnet]

Holland 🤢

[atomic pewter]

Windmills

[slate crown]

coggers

[tame hazel]

dams

[atomic pewter]

Weed

[slate crown]

feet

[lusty sonnet]

Dutch people 🤢

[atomic pewter]

cement

[slate crown]

Danish pastries

mmmm

[atomic pewter]

[lusty sonnet]

IKEA

[slate crown]

damn ledy your recommendations are fucked

[tame hazel]

the dutch dude isnt even ethnically dutch he is polish

[slate crown]

somehow that's worse

[lusty sonnet]

My point still stands

[tame hazel]

true

[tame hazel]

femboys do exist

[slate crown]

bruno, pack your bags, we're going to Netherlands

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo no

[slate crown]

[upbeat bobcat]

Come to Brazil

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo yes

[slate crown]

in a good way or "you're going to brazil" way?

[red sand]

yes

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm not from Brazil so, figure it out

[slate crown]

[tame hazel]

he was kidnapped to brazil

the circle of life

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh

[tame hazel]

he has to kidnap someone

[upbeat bobcat]

Long ass way

[red sand]

atleast there are no femboys in brazil

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/circle-of-life-lion-king-simba-mufasa-disney-gif-7970518

[upbeat bobcat]

You'd think

[plush zodiac]

[upbeat bobcat]

How's your brother btw?

[tame hazel]

not worth going to then

[slate crown]

who?

[upbeat bobcat]

Cousin?

[slate crown]

doesn't ring a bell

[upbeat bobcat]

The one who got kidnapped

[slate crown]

no idea

[upbeat bobcat]

Oh well

[slate crown]

im just pulling your leg

he's fine, only need to finalize the border papers so he can pass

[upbeat bobcat]

Why doesn't someone just kidnaps him back wtf

[lusty sonnet]

How long till he gets yoinked again?

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

[slate crown]

i can't 💀

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/842822438294781952/1023512350692741151/aaf470363ac10654e2c969913c55ba52.mp4

[urban ocean]

Roblox is a strange place

[narrow lotus]

bobux

[urban ocean]

You're either a furry or some other degenerate, a racist or some sort of political extremist and/or a 10 year old kid

[upbeat bobcat]

All in one package

[urban ocean]

All the COD kids moved to Roblox after Microsoft went woke

Call of Blox

[lusty sonnet]

Starting to look like a bio for crystal somehow

[mint heart]

I uuuh I aah can we get much higher ?

[slate crown]

ugh what is that pfp

nightmare fuel

[hidden patio]

Cat tax

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-breaking-bad-hank-dance-getting-litty-gif-26607029

Gato

[slate crown]

hey larkin(g) you chose that pfp because it looks like your cat right?

same penis shaped pattern on his nose

[grizzled meadow]

Seriously

Let's make a poll

It should be Larking

[hidden patio]

HAHA, I actually commissioned it, you are correct it is directly based off my cat, and the thing in his mouth is a chicken nugget, because he has a penchant for stealing them.

[slate crown]

that's cute

[hidden patio]

Yeah, really great artist, at affordable prices. Had her do a bunch of work back in the day

[heady crow]

@craggy quarry ngl the new redbull flavours are bussin

[slate crown]

Larkin(g) not Larking

[red sand]

Praise the (Lar)King!

[slate crown]

my cat is classy

she only steals fish bones out of the trash

then chokes on them

now we make sure to keep an eye on her when she's around the garbage bins

[hidden patio]

Ours goes for chicken, he can smell any kind of chicken, and when preparing it you have to be on guard or he will attempt to steal it XD

[slate crown]

no wonder he has a thing for nuggets

[stone blade]

monster > redbull

[slate crown]

monster=redbull

[heady crow]

Meh redbulls taste better imo but cost wise ye

[placid geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wpHszfnJns bdg still slaps

[eager quest]

bro i cant win a single match

i get tumoroids in my team and enemy team is constantly amumu and some random op no-hand shit

[upbeat bobcat]

Just for $799

[heady vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935971373610827849/962476615697309798/redditsave.com_9l1da9flngs81.gif

[stone blade]

no we dont have to

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeastern

[eager quest]

right

[fading shuttle]

They don't know chat

[placid geode]

el no sabe

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1023892926515920936/meme_6.mp4

[narrow lotus]

average romanian tinder user

looks included

[upbeat bobcat]

💀

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

firefox users when waterfox users walk in

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/asd-gif-26036911

[narrow lotus]

internet explorer when dora walks in

https://tenor.com/view/dora-gif-24453542

[stone blade]

bruno

[plucky void]

these fandubs are getting worse by the minute

[craggy quarry]

Told ya
They straight up bussin 😩

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1021317542763044915/307276940_1156418158623234_5796896594521513520_n.mp4

[stone blade]

ROUND

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[stone blade]

for everyone

[ember kindle]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/BY5M_hnFT255sHzhjWENO1i39T6YK7WmksX494Ij714/https/i.redd.it/c5s55o33x6q91.png?width=614&height=609

bros, help me out, what are some good quotes to have in your workplace bio

[grizzled meadow]

Let's get this bread 💪💪💪

[stone blade]

"the foolish man shits on his break the wise one shits on company time"

[ember kindle]

heard that one, good tho kekW

[plucky void]

I take showers and even sleep on company time

[stone blade]

fuck female workers on company time

[plucky void]

I wish

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/227380341071937536/1008402067427164241/1660413340857939_1.gif

[plucky void]

Discord be bugging up bad here

where it says "gif" at the top right... if I mouse over anywhere between that and the image, Discord treats it as part of the image

[stone blade]

yeah

cool stuff

[eager quest]

same here

[mortal dirge]

goodbye people

will nuke myself

[plucky void]

it only counts as one mention

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-explaining-counts-as-one-gif-14744272

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/shot-you-shot-fired-gun-man-down-gif-16768623

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602362713863094322/1024037876062752828/unknown.png

[craggy quarry]

It just keeps going down!

[plucky void]

"It got up real fast but now it's downhill the rest of the way"

[ember kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678896274082365484/1024012383473106944/VID-20210411-WA0000.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow

[narrow lotus]

cock indeed

the sex incident

[stone blade]

took me a while

[stone blade]

the orange spots on the tree are supposed to be orange leaves

[craggy quarry]

You drew this?

[stone blade]

yes

on paint3d

[craggy quarry]

👏

Thats actually pretty good

[stone blade]

peepo sitting on the imortal white plastic chair

[craggy quarry]

Considering how long it takes to make anything in paint

[stone blade]

do you like the birdhouse

[craggy quarry]

For a second there I thought it was a lamp post

Its nice

[stone blade]

this is the lamp

@grizzled meadow do you like it

[craggy quarry]

Nice

Reminds me of old flash games

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[stone blade]

i couldve tried to do vergil on the chair

lol

but nah

peepo is more cozy

[stone blade]

this is really true

as a baker graduate from school

this is 120% true

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1024051413300559872/Girl_with_piercings_eating_meme_shorts_asmr480p.mp4

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/jTLaowNxVpA

[stone blade]

bass rattles storm out the sky

fun fact: My local Lutenica company in the town where i was live uses rockets to prevent storms and hailstorms

:)

cuz they have farms for tomatoes

[narrow lotus]

when u unlock a new weapon u grinded 15 hours for

[stone blade]

I love these 4 chan memes

[narrow lotus]

boba vagene moment

[ember kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240523866026278913/1024053312678547457/884ba137bf684c4f843d12c53873a386.jpg?width=601&height=609

[stone blade]

where is the "just a week away" tarkov flashbang video

i need it

[ember kindle]

war in europe just a week a way

just a week away

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1015225399325761587/zaryajustaweekaway-1.mp4

found it

[fading shuttle]

Nuclear annihilation, just a week away

[stone blade]

me beating up half the asshole professors in the university

just a week away :D

[grizzled meadow]

I NEED MONEY DRUGS A RIDE AND A SPOT WITH HOT ONES INSIDE

THE MISSION:
TO GET ALL THE ABOVE IN A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME
I CAN DO THIS AND IT'S DONE
LIKE THAT WE'RE ON OUR WAY

[stone blade]

no seriously

so many of them are assholes

[fading shuttle]

spontaneous fire consuming the entirety of the local schools, tomorrow

[plucky void]

and the day after

silence

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLA3aJkB6JU

[grizzled meadow]

Another day where I hate fucking piercings

How to ruin a good looking face with that shit 101

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrqulRFrnWc

[stone blade]

i did not ruin my face with my earring

thats all that matters

[grizzled meadow]

Because you're smart

You're loyal

You're grapefruit

I appreciate that

[upbeat bobcat]

Give me $200

[stone blade]

Tbh

[narrow lotus]

Yeah i do t like piercings

[stone blade]

I love eating grapefruit over oranges

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/Ll9nfNlDLII

[ember kindle]

https://puu.sh/JndCL/927a9a70f7.png

[grizzled meadow]

Chad

[stone blade]

cant say the same about my gf

[upbeat bobcat]

gato

[quartz saffron]

Catsu

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKduUdwXLt0&t=198s

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-hop-on-tarkov-american-psycho-patrick-bateman-gif-24075028

[stone blade]

me

Your mom farted

[upbeat bobcat]

How did you know

[upbeat bobcat]

Keep dreaming old man

[heady crow]

Old man

[abstract path]

I want pushi now

Fuck you

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, and?

[grizzled meadow]

Finally

Full music version

[plucky void]

I can't help but imagine that wasp spinning while Through the Fire and the Flames plays

chorus hits when it starts spinning real fast

THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON ♻️

[unkempt oasis]

can confirm

[unkempt oasis]

On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cannot-be-real-cat-star-wars-lightsaber-esmbot-gif-22287532

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUPfoczM8AI

[mortal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hola-grupo-cat-grupo-contesten-busy-gif-10460945

hola grupo veo negro el juego

[glad carbon]

No Espanol

[slim osprey]

Si español

[unkempt oasis]

reject spanish
embrace general portuguese chat WHICH STILL DOESN'T EXIST FFS

[quartz saffron]

https://fxtwitter.com/calebcity/status/1574233785704812544?s=46&t=sBcTSRDamL5uCUlQO8TWcA

Stalker

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574613812397867009/1024092434822611024/IMG_20220926_195627.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574613812397867009/1024095512212799679/IMG_20220926_200934.jpg

[glad carbon]

They just put cyberpunk twice ...

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-cry-about-it-gachimuchi-billy-herrington-aniki-danny-lee-gif-26324876

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-i-love-you-guys-gachi-gachimuchi-gif-26441223

[west owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276441788791914497/1024090992619565127/unknown.png

[urban ocean]

https://youtu.be/vW9_5giCK1I

[dusky lintel]

why is sex a banned word

nvm

yo

wtf

[slim osprey]

Can't say the g word

[dusky lintel]

huh

[slim osprey]

This server is homophobic

[heady crow]

Hmm if sex isnt banned i wonder which word is

[dusky lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-sprite-gif-17998555

[heady crow]

Common stalker playerbase W

[slim osprey]

Server might be homophobic, but that won't stop me from getting a boywife

[heady crow]

Or me from doing naughty things with guys

[dusky lintel]

average "based" "racist" "chad" discord user after seeing femboy porn

[heady crow]

Also obligatory boywife post

[dusky lintel]

🥵

[heady crow]

😳

Take me out to dinner first

[slim osprey]

Not you

The boywife

[heady crow]

And who says i cant be a boywife?

[heady crow]

Exactly

[slim osprey]

Okay fair

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/729219572393181284/1024126500997447710/windows2.mp4

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow iykyk

[slim osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865476685251215390/960723999518761011/caption-48.gif

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-insane-gif-21702784

[urban ocean]

https://soundcloud.com/shuichi-kawano/mariya-takeuchi-vs-miki-matsubara-stay-with-me-plastic-love?utm_source=mobi&utm_campaign=social_sharing&utm_terms=reco_roster_override.curated_rosters

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/332252466206998539/910292900376612955/silly_spunchbob-1.gif

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1023810271141183498/4dcgN-z-R8H1Ox7F.mp4_tag12.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/763053037332725790/1023945606173044767/307397104_366637635564050_4783655499973508225_n_1.mp4

[austere geode]

Fine, i'll post diarrhea toilet here

[ember kindle]

oh man i have the original video of this, with windows xp

if anyone is interested

[glad carbon]

sure

[ember kindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M82jvnwga0E

holy shit 9 years ago im old

[royal fjord]

Ok but adam smasher better

[plucky void]

goddammit I'm trying to download a facebook video but it's giving me a "network error"

IT'S A CAT VIDEO, IT'S IMPORTANT

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/634218760009678848/1023698959941767168/discord.mp4

[plucky void]

Finally managed to download it

[severe linden]

Ruck is filled with around 18lbs of sandbags, 5 more miles to ruck

Gotta prepare for BMT

[plucky void]

and what is BMT

[severe linden]

Basic Military Training

[urban ocean]

Simple. Run, run and run some more. Stamina will suit you better than anything else

I served from 2000-2008

Stamina is king

[severe linden]

Yessir im going to try and ruck 10 miles every day and rest on Sunday and Saturday

[urban ocean]

Also, change that 18 pounds to 85 pounds and go on hikes

[severe linden]

Ok

They said to start with 10% of my body weight st the start

[urban ocean]

Lol don't start at 85 pounds BTW lol

[severe linden]

XD

[urban ocean]

45 pounds

And don't start at 10 miles, you'll burn yourself out

Keep it light and built up

[severe linden]

So 5?

Ok

[urban ocean]

Start with 2 miles, then 3 then 4, etc

Every few days increase it by a mile

[severe linden]

So 45 lb with 2-3-4 etc?

A goosd start?

[urban ocean]

If your back can handle it

[severe linden]

Gotcha

[urban ocean]

Also the final ruck march in basic is 8.5 miles

Army or Marines?

[severe linden]

Airforce actually haha

[urban ocean]

Oh lord

[severe linden]

[urban ocean]

If you beef up now, basic will be vacation

[severe linden]

Aye I heard ifs a realitive cake walk to the rest

But im still training hard

[urban ocean]

The hard part will be AIT depending on your MoS

[severe linden]

No half measures

[urban ocean]

But the PT requirements are very lax compared to the other branches

[severe linden]

Aye

I’ve just got to study hard while I train

[urban ocean]

I was a technical engineer in the army, I ended up mostly working with airforce brats

[severe linden]

Nice

I’ve just got a family history in it

[urban ocean]

Aye

[severe linden]

Well thanks for the tips

[urban ocean]

When do you start basic

[severe linden]

Around January if what I’ve been told is correct

Got time to keep training and studying

[urban ocean]

You got enough time to beef up before you start

[severe linden]

Yup

[urban ocean]

The worst part is really gonna be being away from everyone

[severe linden]

Yea

To me it seems the AF is going to be a mental more than a physical barrier

But I shall persevere

[urban ocean]

The military is a lot easier now than it was when I joined. But still, expect to get smoked, expect drills to play shitty games, expect to get into fights, etc.

[severe linden]

Yessir

Trying to tie loose ends before I leave

Get all my Affairs in order before

[urban ocean]

Fitness chart

[severe linden]

Appreciate it

[glad carbon]

@severe linden would you buy these for your sweetheart

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490991957344326/1024160751260291153/4C09411B-5B97-4F48-8971-351920343EF9.jpg

[royal fjord]

What's that role?

Cbt players?

Cock and balls torture?

Adam smasher better

[mortal violet]

this is good i like this a lot

[quartz saffron]

https://twitter.com/emberniisan/status/1574244605054226432?s=46&t=sBcTSRDamL5uCUlQO8TWcA

EmberNiiSan 🍞 SGVtuber | Re-Debut soon (@EmberNiiSan)

I'M GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

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584084

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Twitter · Sep 26, 2022, 3:48 AM

[glad carbon]

Source? For hosting as a zandronum server ofc

[glad carbon]

busch 4 lyfe

[stone blade]

Hi

[hidden patio]

#📄rules

[grizzled meadow]

!blackscreen

[split canyon]

Follow this: #╭📖faq message

[grizzled meadow]

You wish

[grizzled meadow]

It's probably about feet

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ride-wife-life-good-wife-fight-back-kill-wife-wife-gone-gif-18589015

[abstract path]

What

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[abstract path]

Ah

[upbeat bobcat]

Ah

[abstract path]

Gm

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-nicolas-cage-ello-hey-hi-gif-3567852

[stone blade]

homo

[abstract path]

Dude

[stone blade]

dude

[abstract path]

You're a rat smh

[stone blade]

yes

[abstract path]

I had a dream where i was back at school to better my grades

[fading shuttle]

I'm having a nightmare that currently I'm in school

[abstract path]

It felt so easy now

[fading shuttle]

I pinch myself but I can't wake up

[abstract path]

this is not a dream

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm taking Deutsch course atm 🤓

[fading shuttle]

Time to do an economics test in 10 mins

[abstract path]

Tou are?

[upbeat bobcat]

Ye

[abstract path]

Dam

Then i know two now

[heady vapor]

Ummm akshually... it's Deutsche 🤓

[upbeat bobcat]

Only entry level because I have to complete 2 another language courses before finally be able to graduate

[upbeat bobcat]

Touche

[abstract path]

Les go

Hope ya manage

[upbeat bobcat]

I will nw

[abstract path]

Also my hands feel weak 😵‍💫

Weird

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854883152349364244/1024022434820661278/Comeherelittletomato.mp4

[abstract path]

When you try to draw but can't get it done

[stone blade]

skill issue

[abstract path]

-_- a challenge hm?

How about you try

[abstract path]

True art

[stone blade]

No. 🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874927352667324487/1024170302894252032/ef543102814ad7131898d1f64fea5e2d.mp4

[stone blade]

Apu the meme god

[abstract path]

Apu the meme dog

ya might or might not see what i did there

[abstract path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446873551870623774/1024250674466275409/c498797d1ac3276e15f4b01e109b3070.mp4

[narrow lotus]

ALO

[narrow lotus]

physically 18
mentally 8

[abstract path]

ikr

[upbeat bobcat]

Obawa

I wonder how expensive is that shirt is tbh

[heady vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956216570848370720/1023832692200067093/kurwa.mp4

[pastel quartz]

0

.

[narrow lotus]

c0ck

[pastel quartz]

ok

so

my phone fell on my keyboard

it typed that

noticed it just now

[heady vapor]

Why are you using your phone while on your computer is your attention span not deficit enough already

[abstract path]

I do it too

But i can focus on 2 things unlike some other dorks

[fading shuttle]

i use my phone to play background noise while i game

silence causes the paranoia to come back

[pastel quartz]

maxxing out attention span

the real reason is that im on a work call

and im browsing discord

then i decide to check my sms

and my phone falls

i bobbed up

at least i wasnt on my browser, idk what enter, . and 0 would do to the app

[slate crown]

pog.

[stone blade]

pango @slate crown

I have present

its a gift

from me

to you

[slate crown]

baby's first neco arc

amazin

[stone blade]

wudanyuuu

[slate crown]

i need a second opinion tho

[stone blade]

@heady crow

come ehre

[slate crown]

oof seems like my gf had alot to say about it 💀

[stone blade]

its done on paint bruh

dont take it seriously

[slate crown]

congrats ivan, you have the makings of a twitter artist

[stone blade]

lol

[sudden elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817076345842171915/1023819892559974450/NiceShooting.gif

[stone blade]

@abstract path

how to unlock

help

[slate crown]

that's a timed chest

you missed it

[pastel quartz]

press e

[upbeat bobcat]

press f

[wide bough]

press

[unkempt oasis]

There was once a vampire called Mable
whose periods were quite stable
every month at full moon
she would take out a spoon
and eat herself under the table

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZAGNaLrTd0

[narrow lotus]

Average OLX german car for 5000 euro

[mortal otter]

[stone blade]

yes

hi

[gloomy roost]

https://twitter.com/FawnX0/status/1574202904247926784?t=M5wjhiLhj4VqGkNyWB_Cuw&s=19

Fawn (@FawnX0)

Babe, are you okay? You've barely touched your pepega salad

Likes

184629

Retweets

17950

Twitter · Sep 26, 2022, 1:03 AM

[stone blade]

I'd eat that in a heartbeat

[stone blade]

I am bred.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725403879046643722/1024199987451658260/IMG_20220927_113431.jpg

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1024307006644957184/1656651538746174.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking americans and this stupid high five thing, I hate that

[urban ocean]

I don't high five my students. I put them down with scathing criticisms despite their otherwise good performance.

Would have told that little girl to fuck off and do squats until she could break that board with a single stomp

[west owl]

Falco prefers a good kiss on the cheeks, because he is a f... a very nice italian

[tame hazel]

my childhood friend sent me a video from a andrew tate like youtuber

[upbeat bobcat]

Ngl this shit always happens with politicians and stuff

It's like their muscle memory

[abstract path]

Timed chest

Stoopid

Ya gotta speedrun till there

[stone blade]

bruh

das cringe

[abstract path]

You have alot to learn young one

[west owl]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-skill-issue-break-dance-gif-26441437

[craggy quarry]

Thats sneako
He used to make amazing videos
Now he is just utterly repulsive

Also he watched his gf get fked right infront him in a s3x party

[narrow lotus]

[craggy quarry]

No im not making it up

[upbeat bobcat]

Being a c**k is a choice

If not tho, big yikes

[abstract path]

Heh

[abstract path]

:) dw

[slate crown]

pog.

[stone blade]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im done

im fucking done

[craggy quarry]

What?

[slate crown]

what's wrong ivan?

is there something on my face?

look into my eyes

[atomic pewter]

Sweet jesus

[slate crown]

not a single thought behind these eyes

[atomic pewter]

Only pilk

[stone blade]

you love it

[slate crown]

only for today

[stone blade]

its enough

it gets pretty close to the original

cant deny that

[slate crown]

you're right

The resemblance is uncanny

[atomic pewter]

Am I an asshole for refusing to add any daft punk to my disco playlist

[slate crown]

at least

have get lucky

[atomic pewter]

No

[stone blade]

i was going off this one

and then added the cig post production

[slate crown]

i fukin love daft punk idk what all the fuss is about

[atomic pewter]

They're ok but I heard their songs way too much

This is goofy as hell

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/a5uQMwRMHcs

[atomic pewter]

https://youtu.be/QqshdQnvORc

[slate crown]

[atomic pewter]

It's unironically good

[slate crown]

listening to it rn

[atomic pewter]

[atomic pewter]

Jerma's a physical amalgamation of crack

...No wait that's Tyler1

[abstract path]

Why do we like explosions so much

[atomic pewter]

Destruction is very based that's why

[abstract path]

Does that also count to destroying someones ass?

[atomic pewter]

Probably

[abstract path]

I'm sorry i had to

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78KN3wZmNo

[atomic pewter]

I am currently in The Generators

[grizzled meadow]

Worst song

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the only Neco Arc thing I can respect

[grizzled meadow]

Great song

[atomic pewter]

[slate crown]

bruh

broh

[atomic pewter]

Bror

[west owl]

gotta say, that for once falco hate is in the right direction

[atomic pewter]

I don't particularly like daft punk and that lack of care turned to dislike when every fucking self-made DJ on TF2 loves to play god damn daft punk songs like it's still 2007

[slate crown]

even after 10 years i still like get lucky

guess im a basic bitch

[atomic pewter]

Well you can have some basic bitch tastes mixed in with actual good tastes

Do you like Village People ?

[slate crown]

no idea who that it

[atomic pewter]

My man

https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

[slate crown]

oh that's their name?

[atomic pewter]

Yes

[slate crown]

I've heard all of their songs but never noticed the name 💀

[atomic pewter]

Good

[west owl]

idk, no matter how many years have passed, i can still bing the whole discovery album/movie one more time, hehe badum tssss

[grizzled meadow]

For the Get Lucky song?

I can't stand it

[west owl]

yeap

[grizzled meadow]

It wasn't good when it came out and it wasn't good the 999th time radios spammed it

[stone blade]

@abstract path how many stages does the game have

[atomic pewter]

Get Lucky was alright but it played so often that I can't stand it anymore

It's like Back in Black by AC/DC

[grizzled meadow]

No, it was shit from the start
But yes

[atomic pewter]

Listened to it so god damn much I can't stand the singer's voice now

BAAAAAAAAACK

[abstract path]

About...7-8 basic ones you can reach without portals

[atomic pewter]

[abstract path]

:)

Gl seeing em all

[grizzled meadow]

Always hated Pharrell Williams and that stupid Happy song

Fuck Pharrell Williams

[west owl]

[stone blade]

bruhhhhhh

they made the runs even longer?

omg

[atomic pewter]

So PW is the man responsible behind BECAUSE I'M HAPPPYYYY

Well, my first few minutes of creating a disco playlist are going well

Got some Abba, Dschinghis Khan, Kool & The Gang, Bee Gees...

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Fuck him

[grizzled meadow]

ABBA is the good shit

Every song is a masterpiece

[atomic pewter]

Dancing Queen

Added Gimme Gimme Gimme for obvious reasons

[pastel quartz]

0

.

[slate crown]

music is music at the end of the day really but the mainstream stuff gets repetitive really quickly

[atomic pewter]

Damn right it does

The only thing that almost everybody I run into universally agrees with me is that rap is fucking dogshit

[grizzled meadow]

Theodoric and shit take goes along very well

[slate crown]

[atomic pewter]

Kiss my ass falco

💌

[grizzled meadow]

Too many shit takes comes from there

[atomic pewter]

[slate crown]

falco being extra spicy tonight 🥵

[atomic pewter]

When isn't he

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

he's usually pretty mellow ngl

[grizzled meadow]

90% of the time I'm not spicy

[slate crown]

yea

[west owl]

one more good reason for a person to never touch tv nor social media

[abstract path]

Yes

[west owl]

mfing adds destroying bangers from depeche mode or the cure for decades

[slate crown]

be me
doesn't use any kind of social media
gets called a psychopath for not having any sort of social media platforms

[atomic pewter]

You use discord bro

[pastel quartz]

a girl asked me for my ig

i dont have one

she laughed

why are women

[slate crown]

i only use #🎪bruh-fart and literally nothing else

[unkempt oasis]

be me
be discord mod of a game modpack
don't put brazilian general chat
get this guy complaining
ThereAreNotEnoughBraziliansForAGeneralChat.txt
don't know brazilians are lurking everywhere

[pastel quartz]

i stopped reading at >be discord mod

[slate crown]

even during my engineering major, they forced me to have a Facebook or something or else i wouldn't be able to study abroad cause they're afraid that im a sociopathic loner

so fuckin retarded

[atomic pewter]

I abandoned my FB account after I came out of secondary school

[slate crown]

one of the reasons i dropped out

[pastel quartz]

you

dropped out of uni

at engineering major

because of social

media

bro

[slate crown]

one of the reasons

[west owl]

put an italian general chat before a portuguese one >

[slate crown]

that was the tiniest one

[pastel quartz]

you do know you can create an account

in fact

its quite easy

you click on "register account"

[slate crown]

i am not becoming a vlogger

they wanted me to become a vlogger

[pastel quartz]

its not a requirement to post stuff on fb

[west owl]

wtf

[pastel quartz]

it just needs to tell your ISP your location at all times

[grizzled meadow]

[slate crown]

i already have a Facebook account but that shit is more barren than the sahara desert

[atomic pewter]

The huehue bros are everywhere

Especially in Planetside 2