#🎪bruh-fart
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I tried to share a beer with a friend and he was like no no no absolutely not I've already took raki
it's like known by children and elders alike, I'm really surprised it's actually just a slavic thing
aye
maybe, ive never really heard of it here
but then again might be down to my own specific circles
gonna ask my pals about sauna rule of drinking, you got me curious
then what do you do to calm down the sobering up. Take more high % drinks?
thanks mate 
since here we use low % for that
id let makima ruin me
Or I'm gonna have to do it for you...
if we're talking about a hangover situation the day after, beer is okay
since it's no longer in the system or idk
nah nah sobering up aka when the alcohol is starting to exit your system during the same evening of drinking
yeah i would find drinking high % stuff instead of low % stuff more dangerous while drunk atleast
also raki are the drink of devil
ah ye ive always wanted to try rakija
@west owl Do you play RGM or do you prefer rift or aram?
I've witnessed two guys yesterday get smashed from one shot of raki the same way they usually go from 3 shots of vodka
I personally dislike it
anise flavor is overwhelming
you can't wash it off with anything
also yeah it hits like a truck, but some like both aspects
Milk + pickle juice + cucumber slice
you are the work of devil
It works, believe me
What the heck
I imagine some person even more gullible than me come in contact with you, and my mind is flooded with grief for them
I am not joking on this one, it does work and I have done it myself many times before
Take it from an ex-alcoholic
@lusty sonnet
greeks did everything first
they even invented sodomy itself
Lemme google that
they even invented threesomes
which the romans added girls into later
they even invented pedophiles
They invented inventions
This is... helpful?
oh
did you know
that you can apparently soak marijuana in vodka
drink said vodka, and be completely and utterly smashed?
Uhmm
oh my god bz
i need to come to your place what the fuck
ono anime
Who the heck thinks soakin weed in vodka is a good idea
go back to history memes
close enough
I'm certainly not doing that though lol, last time I smoked pot I almost got disassembled into atoms
Ehehehe
very good
but we'll accomodate your needs Bruno 😏
same people who smoke weed and drink vodka at the same time anyway
I know such demons
I really pity their livers..
let's put it into more understandable perspective
sure, it's probably very unhealthy
but you live in Mordor anyway
ayo rs memes
That reminds me of an elf OC I made once ehehe
maeflais!
the cave
get the fuck out 
Ya got tricked, Bz!
oh, that one wasn't reposted for some time now
It's so clear, I didn't even notice there's anythin in there heh
alright found one more history meme for ares
i approve
NOOOOOOOO
Is that an actual video..?
Go search for it and tell us
sadly no

There was an attempt
Close enough
I guess it'll... do for now
I've got the same
I've never ever seen that one
oh, it's not something anti-mordorian, then
what does it even translate into btw
it's okay, my retarded homeland
she just don't get it
we've got vodka and ballet and organized crime and pelmeni, she just
sobs
Aw..
I'm sorryyy
there we go
Home is where the fart is
anyways its one of my fav bands so i was happy to see that it had been covered by a chad like him
yooo that fucking slaps
r/shitposting most probably
Literally the whole #🎪bruh-fart
This is @mortal violet
Where are you man, I miss you

stalker got boring
now i play degenerate anime gambling game
It's scary how much that reminds me of myself..
I dunno if that's an insult or not hehehe
Don't worry about it
Yeeep, it's an insult
Maybe Falco will understand and get a chuckle
It's not
go on doit
@heady crow
Ahhh good ol' brainfart
This damned server
Don't go in #old-feedback-suggestions
is it that westy dude again?
it is 
Yeah it is 
Ah has that already happened?
Like this isn't the first time?
when i first joined he was the one jerking off on the ks23 and acting all high and mighty for some reason
since then his name is synonymous with being "a fucking balance wanker" for me
One of those "muh realism" guys?
Ahh you right
How could I forget
So dumb of me to think there are other human beings here
Three buckshot is literally too fucking much
Grok pls nerf
Jesus Christ

"Why I can't kill this mutant with two?"
Tell him to uhm
Maybe I've used a shit gun, could also be that
Get better at the game
Mf really wants a shitty sawed off shotgun to carry him all the way to the CNPP
We did 
me
Simply a skill issue at this point
Ohh well, I guess there's no helpin it then!
"man this pseudo doesn't die when i dump 50 buckshot rounds in him, good thing he's in Narnia and doesn't see me yet"
I bet he's gonna say that he likes Hydra Shock because it's good AP against Monolith hehehe

maybe its better i only stay in here, tarkov and music
strange items to be found on a bird
disguised freedom member?
nvm this man is fine
Pressing A or D seems too hard for him to do
Can't sidestep a fucking Fracture 
Hehehehe
birds are government drones anyways so it would make sense in a way

i got to radar and i still have the shitty double barrel
This is fucking sad at this point
Sum people just don't wanna be helped
Yes
They want everything handed out to them
A dude is angry because he can't oneshot stuff
good ol cup o tea and laughing atm
He even claimed Fractures can take more damage than Chimeras

Mf never saw a chimera and it shows
I highly doubt he ever killed anything bigger than a blind dog
the fuck is he shooting with? A sawed off from a mile away?
"I wonder why I can't kill a radioactive, thick skinned, mutated monster with some off-the-shelf buckshot..."
"Headshot with buckshot from 1m away"
That's what he claims at least
Clearly false
maybe he doesn't know what a head is
so no head?
can't look in a mirror to know what it is

Heh
I don't get how some people can show clear signs of skill issue
And be so oblivious to it
if aldo was alive, westy would've been muted already
thank god you dont check #💣tarkov-released then
Falco's havin a lil bit of fun with him, huh?
I don't even have the money to play Tarkov 
We are all having a bit of fun
Ehehehe
Simply a skill issue

its like i thought that this chat was the mental asylum of the server. But now i think its the opposite way around
we are the sane people
honestly it should be a crime telling people not to check out this kinda comedy, thank you falco
I know
That's why I said "don't go"
Because I knew people would go and check it out

That's defo goin into the server lore
wall of comedy
he's still going
shitting mod when?
I'm reasoning with him, it's already a different mood
That kind of Z?
i got some oil to spice things up 👀
Ah really?
Like nazi stuff?
Yuppp
Sorryyy!
I'll tell him
lmao
That's like exactly the insignia
Juno smort
no way. Nazi larpers in our stalker community server?
Weeelll
Good guy Juno
#old-feedback-suggestions be like
hasnt happened before
I did study history so heh
literally 1984, no free speech
why do all the cool people here do so
I'm kinda just throwin fuel on the fire, aren't I?
Not in this fucking server if you want to keep WW2 shit, especially nazi stuff

do it falco. I want to comment literially 1984 after you tell him about it
Go go go go go
bruno can't even type
Almost there
?????

It's a lil funny
literially
"I'm gonna use the badge of a literal SS unit that committed several dozen war crimes and massacres as my profile picture, I'm sure nothin bad will happen!"
Freakin jerk
Of course he knew
YOU WERE SAYING
ARES
YOU WERE SAYING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
And you know, he prolly chose it because of current events
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER
I break my lurk to ask what is even going on anymore 
NOW I HAVE TO DO THE MODERATOR
Oh jeez hahahaha
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS MY BOI, I KNOW THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE
"Muh realism" people
This for context
Yeah I saw worse sadly 
I have yet to see one of these people double down
That's the funny thing!
man this is better than runescape
Literally
They can't
Sure it'd be extremely shitty but at least they'd be original for once
Wait I borked the sc
Yupp, that's the one!
!ultrawide
If you're playing in 3440x1440: #╭📖faq message
that is the moment slippin jimmy became saul goodman

i searched the last time someone used the command lol
and it was in here
!ultrawide
If you're playing in 3440x1440: #╭📖faq message
!ultrawide
If you're playing in 3440x1440: #╭📖faq message

really? i just did a fresh install and my scopes were fucked up
@whole galleon I need to search the mod, one second
Yes there is a mod for it
One sec
oh rad ty
We're waitin on Westy to get smited right now hehehe
@heady crow Who is the red haired woman I keep seeing her
his waifu
makima from chainsaw man
Choose your resolution and tick it
👍
oh hype
ty ty
been awhile since i've played. is there... a way to revert to vanilla UI
annoying question i know
You're prolly better off askin that sumwhere else like
(happy to hop to other channel)
Vanilla UI?
👍
slander. Simply bcs id let her ruin me doesent mean that
but that does remind me to order more csm volumes
Pretty sure it does
yeah like the original UI look for the game, not the GAMMA carbon fiber look
i'd take that waifu then
Unlike you, I'm not ashamed to admit I'd let Roxanne Wolf from Security Breach absolutely annihilate me
REAL
Hmmm don't know about that then
Time to google who that is
npnp
Aaalrighty hahaha
It's some mod 100% but I don't know what to safely disable for that
One is probably GAMMA UI
Ah straight up video music
my next arc is about to begin
i think if you disable this it breaks shit
bateman posting is starting to slow down
So uhm... I guess Youtube wants me to listen to Bosnian music now?
Yeah it's because you also have to disable other stuff, it's not easy
It's because I'm present it wants to hurt me
Yeah well, I'm not clickin that ehehe
A rookie mistake
gotcha. ty
well in the end is it really worth it getting sucked into the balkan turbofolk rabbithole
and most likely end up a serbian nationalist

the pipeline is slippery
I hate Discord
I know why!
Why
Accidentally left on the option that let's people in the same server message you?
I am tempted to make a shitty joke
I guess it's that
Click on there
i made the shitty joke
My man 🤝
great minds think alike
is it westy? 👀
Truly
c'mon it has to be
That'd be the cool Part 2 we didn't need but definitely want
More fun 
electric boogaloo 2, westy's DMing comeback
also this is supposedly bait but im not sure
Jesus Christ… I just saw a truck covered in fucking bible quotes, Uncle Sam and all Americana stickers you can imagine
Is the new Joker gonna be called Westy?
thats how i imagine america yeah
Only thing missing is the 5 banger flags
I dunno about this but maybe they're religious...?
do tell more about these 5 banger flags
Nooo, couldn't be!
Bro living my dream fr
which one is your dream?
Yes
🤝
this u?
god gives his strongest fights for his strongest soldiers
Of course
that is why i dont have a cute crossdressing twink bf
THE SAGA CONTINUES
God gave me the silliest of fights

Oh god
me and you yeah
DEAR GOD
Please tell us he's sayin dumb stuff again
Bro we need to know more
who's who?
Please provide us with screenshots!
yeah
This is on "off", like I said
I need to check the other thing
The one about servers
maybe some audio and video recordings too?
ah yes spaghetti
just to be sure
Ohhh
🤌
Messaggi diretti
"Messaggi diretti"
Italian sounds like a joke I'm sorry
I’ll send you pics later, ima go eat
stato delle
alright have fun with it. Prolly should eat too
Ohh
well atleast its not efp...
Okay, now it's off even for EFP
Nah man, these guys are usually the type you see in Trump rally’s and allegedly white lives matter protests
If you get what I’m saying
just block em
Ya should be fine now!
Attività
I was jokin, I know that's not the case ehehe
the dude changed pfps again
I live in Orange County, we have uh the term that Russians Accuse the Ukrainians being
in questo
Falco has a quest for us
FR
Cropol jesus fucking Christ I have to watch the last season
FALCO
Oh shit
PLEASE WATCH IT
Don't spoil me things like this
ITS SO GOOD
Sorry man
I know I have to watch it
its not even a joke
I wouldn't know what to spoil
how can i post goodman edits now
Batman dies
final frame of the show is of kim sexlers feet @grizzled meadow
Man's just doesn't know when to shut up does he?
I didn't know Quentin Tarantino directed the last episode, total shocker for me!
Fuck y'all I'm 🏴☠️
Didn't see any underage
Huh..?
He's the full package you see
where i frequent its in full
Not only feet
He can't be more feet than Kojima anyway
Aldourien's been typin for like two minutes now..
aldos the top g of the server
He's gonna lay down the law on this guy!
time to be a weeb and watch anime
which series?
yuh
70% of the modern animes is an isekai
yeah true
Lemme google what that is, one sec!
Ohhh, that trope
rn going through initial d and great teacher onizuka but hes away rn so its kinda on stop
saw that overlord got a 4th season so that's on my list as well
ye same
fucking hell cuphead season 2 dropped
i wonder if they will keep up with the shitty cgi as in the previous seasons 
most likely, will watch it in a week or so 
Finally
I have become @pastel quartz
maybe well watch it together? 😳 JK JK ofc but what if? 👉 👈
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Ehehehe
Here’s what a 4-5 banger is
Can't let anyone Dm me!
why not? 😊
god this feels like satire
A sad day
Falco's arc for becoming Juno is finally complete
lessgoo
finally able to pinpoint your nationality by your accent :yep
inb4 dutch so you have no accent
mfer
That's prolly gonna be it heh
Dutch people have the thiccest accent
????
Funny thing is I saw Kelly J patriot (the guy in the video) in person
He lives in Orange County
i can spot a dutchie from Narnia if i hear them speak english
yeah i wonder if you can spot where im from if i speak english
romanians like to say i sound like a gay italian chef
thatll throw you off guard
Just ask Grok to be on Vc for real French
same thing i thought 😭
Is Afrikaans thicc too?
let me hear it then
Mfw
if i listen to Die Antwoord then i'll say no
At least ya can pass off as italian? That's gotta be cool somehow?
Asks if Africaans is thicc
PTSD flashback to Payday 2's Afrikaans mission giver
Bruh
cuz of the english/dutch/afrikaans boogaloo mixture
but dutch dutch is so recognisable for me
one day
mhm, then again i havent watched that one isekai so i would be up to watching it too
Who wouldn't want the company of Ares?
you probably
That's mean..
https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-4/clips/uA4MntbXwm-17/d1337Q3k6Gug?invite=cr-MSxza3UsNjY2MjA4MTIs
but basically this is how my mic sounds rn
mfer doesent even embed
yeye but usually it embeds for the clip to be able to play in the discord app
like yt vids
Ohhh
the wheeze and the laugh
Gotcha!
its what hardcore zavod does to a man
My god
What even
Wait
out of breath from laughing damn
Bruno are you the first voice or second voice?
im the one with the shitty mic

the one that sounds like a 14 year old
ok wow jeez
sorry for existing i guess
jkjk lmaooo
i might have a elden ring pvp clip lying around with my voice @heady crow
some cheap conselation prize to make me feel better about the sound of my voice huh?
real mature ares
aight no vid for you then

dw im tryna find a vid when i had a better mic
plot twist it doesent make my voice sound any better
maybe it'll make you sound like a 15 year old then?
on a good day
on a good day
there is this one clip of me but not sure if i want to share it again
What's holdin ya back?
my comments are
oh youll see hold on
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ahahha yeah
VITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's a good scream hahaha
VTUUUUUUUUU
but heres a clip where im actually mostly talking

close. Actually mitä helvettiä which means what the hell basically
i hold no respect for the language
same tbh
I liked the part where someone said squeaky a few times
and now being relentlessly bullied for my pronounciation too 
but nah just easier to pronounce stuff in the language you are speaking rn
makes me go fucky having to pronounce finnish words while speaking english
and vice versa
Afrikaans and english mix well atleast.
@lusty sonnet
well isnt it just a cursed mix of dutch and english in the end
FACTS
European pizza, the language edition.
whip of theseus
i mix like 3 different languages at all times during whatever the fuck i do 
might mix accents too
ikr 😭
speak to me in that fuckily pronounced latin 🥴
i don't use that in daily life
nah
"Speak latin" he says to a Greek god
He'll get banned for summoning demons ofc.
That's cursed
i'll speak greek to you
hes mars to me
recite the fucking Iliad so you'll finally read it
thanks for the offer but not yet
I can't take that name seriously hehehe
marsbars

prolly should get into astrology. Watching the stars with someone seems romantic as fuck
tyty
i agree
@keen arrow HA
Oh my god
mans got on his alt in no time at all
nah my alt is different
thats what someone with an alt named @keen arrow would say
You guys actually got alts here?
not me
i share highly identifiable information about my real life self on my main acc tyvm
Ehehehe
this is why we ignore each other in big servers
sadge
last name plis
bratwurst
mfer
its bruno atlas bratwurst goddamnit
reminds me to check if i'm still easily doxxable
I only play ranked solo queue 
im suprised ive only been doxxed a few times
but i got a friend that just names every acc he has as his real life name
icelandic too so one of a kind name basically
hes a fucking chad and i dont know what goes in his head
I'm prettyy luck because there's no way to find anythin about me out there unless ya look at a really specific place
That's what I get for stayin the heck away from social media heh
come come name now
Nu uh!
i'll give you mine
basically same
i have no real social media presence outside of facebook
bruno atlas bratwurst hit me up
meme's dead bois
no way that's on facebook
Never..
@lusty sonnet didnt you have a name relating to greek mythology or some beat like that tho?
He's obviously named after Ares, the gun in the game Valorant!!
yeah
oh my god ofcourse
its in his name afterall
Exactlyy
duh
you really think i would try to doxx you?
i got people skills
guys i downloaded faster internet
How many people do ya got, then?
a few
What vpn would that be
whats a vpn
you really can read behind the text and into peoples minds
Name checks out
todays sponsor aka nord vpn
go ahead and hunt me down boi, you have enough information as is 
like wise
vero genio
🤌
but nah ive had a couple people try to look into me with me knowing
and its weird asf
They searched ya up and went "Wait, you own a car shop in Argentina?"
Hmmm...
I'm the car shop owner in Argentina, do you need something?
Vos me ves cara de pelotudo?
si
I don't sell microwaves
my turn 
But whyyyy not
I deal in cars
Oh! I didn't know that
Totally legal cars
I mea- uhm... totally legal, you say?
totally legal cars in Argentina 
@heady crow @lusty sonnet the 🏴☠️ is going well
I have all the fucking subtitles in the world
opensubtitles?
What you want?
Yesss!
What's that?

Good
Which ep you at?
Taunting your enemy for extra critical damage!
I feel so tired and my legs hurt 
I swear to god it feels like i did everything today even when i didn't..
I think imma just fuckin..

Pass ou
I'm 🏴☠️ the whole thing
Or sum
When it's done, I'll start it

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Ah youre doing it the old way instead of modern sites
Have fun with the final season. It seals every plot line satisfyingly
And then we also get to talk about it without worryin over spoilers anymore!
^
I've always done that
I can post bcs edits without a care
I don't care if I have to wait weeks for it
I want the whole thing ready to go
Without interruptions
Ive never done that
I can buy it whole for just 10 euros/dollars
Well the other method just involves alot of clicking
But i watched the entirety of got like that
Naaah
Literally two clicks
Maybe three
Now that's a bargain hehehe
I meant streaming. But even with that depends on the site and the streamer
Ah yes
That's why I don't watch stuff on there
gotta get the good sites
Like I said I prefer the slow way
Like i said alot of clicking 
But in the end its what one has gotten used to
Truly
For anime there are several good sites yeah
For typical shows not so many
That's how much the euro is worth here
they get taken offline rather fast
Ye
Well the domains atleast
Theres this one ive used for years and its always a trip tryna find the new domaine if i want to watch something
2 months later he starts again
any site that has some obscure ass show that i really wanna see gets bookmarked instantly
Man, why 
Torrents are literally matter of two/three clicks
Maybe. Dont follow him all that much so woulndt know honestly
Streamings is where you destroy your mouse
If i want to watch something ill watch it now
Not 10 hours from now
Let me check
if i want to get tracked i'll use torrents 
if you can get by the 200 ads
40 minutes and it's done
Just use an adblocker, duh
Cba to get on my pc to check my wifi but heres my mobiledata
Or manual labour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsNeDo3yhFY @heady crow found this in the original language and it still hasn't left my bookmarks
Ecco il trailer in protolatino sottotitolato di #Romulus, la serie di Matteo Rovere in arrivo su Sky a novembre!
It's what I meant, use that
I can only dream this speed
20 MB / S
thats FAST
NO
Where can I do that?
I have 5 mb/s 
Type speedtest on Google
I know
I can't duckin leep
Seems interesting. Reminds me to watch the first season and prequel of spartacus
it's in protolatin, or an attempt at least


