#🎪bruh-fart
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falco is a fluffer, definitely
Don't know what that is honestly
Food catering
Jeez, you're really committed to this, huh?
he caters more than just food
STILL GOT SOME TIME LEFT TO DO IT
AND YES I AM VERY COMMITTED TO IT
Gotta respect that heh
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"Throw me some numbers"
Going for the really old classics here
on true OGs will remember this one
lmao
fuck my life
"||Oral cumshot?|| Yeah that fits"
i couldn't send the video too
nice
oral cumshot, dont get it wrong or you would get timeout from the login
mf just edited
THE BEST KIND OF GIRL
whatd it show?
holy shit this is so old 
those sub videos will never get old
old and timeless
i remember having one slandering one undead warlock camper named after the famous austrian in the wow private server i played back in 2005~
those were the good times
i messed it up shit
looking for 1 mayonnaise lovers
london tap water
I can feed myself through mayo or ali oli sandwiches, field tested for a week
@slate crown
no comment
too real?
pango's gf is not a centipede, confirmed
i will neither confirm nor deny your accusations
ok no
GOD
why is the deer fucking god @slim osprey
YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF
NOW
i will but answer the question first
CAUSE GOD IS A ZOOPHILE
very rude
HOLY SHIT IN A COUPLE MINUTES I CAN STOP THE CAPS LOCK
I'm a Kafka person myself
what is up with the bug fucking
fucking what
is just literally me, no cap
whose voices
Okay I completed the fucking caps lock thing
@grizzled meadow I did the thing, give me my prize
Thanks
here's your prize
Would anyone like some random Phonk music
yes
Grabma
doctor livesey theme
Not quite but alright
me at 3am
you cant honestly believe a dude being stabbed 23 times and still spitting a banger line wasnt some dnd plot
why are you slapping your fat belly at 3 am
last one is best girl
bored
i used to hate my beer belly
but seeing how much my gf loves laying on it makes me happy
but your gf made you like it?
ah i knew it
women love beer belly as much as men love chubby woman belly
facts
Nah I'm good

i loved my gf's fatass belly
Can I just get a girlfriend in the first place
Too late
Imagine
Imagine not
no
I agree gtanil
Especially the ones you can convince with a story
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE DISCORD
Nah, I was defeated by a joint operation between Janus and Juno
no it was @pastel quartz that defeated gtanil
Hah
Hello i hate discord
The gods defeated you
I am @abstract path

But since I destroyed this drunk customer, I am now victorious
that's a keeper, no matter of insectoid she is
Valid 
me, why?
I love the pfp
Because you reminded them that they can just back off
My minimal gaslighting efforts were completely evaporated
Jesus christ
This is truly saddening
Guys your manipulation is fucking diseasous
😂
Now I'm manipulating my mother -_-
what can i say tanilgey i play both sides
i am janus the two faced god after all
It's what you said
🤝
So
telling gtanil not to gaslight is like telling the Pope to not respect god
No need to twll me i believed anything
Gaslighting is second nature to me, my guy
I will only say that "it is what you said"
or to not groom boys
It is both a fun time activity for the family and friends
he said it not me 
What the fuck
it was me, @real tinsel that said it
The Pope grooms boys?
damn missed opportunity for a good joke
How is this possible
i know right
the next they're gonna tell you all your tax money isn't actually being spent on education etc but instead is going to corrupt politicians' yacht collection
Why do the police manipulate
This could never be true because politicians are 100% truthful
They would never be so cruel to the lower class citizens
Baptizing was a grave fault
politicians are the best humans on earth. I aspire to be like them
Skully, convince Juno to open those DMs right now
Why me
Because you are Skully, the champion of the Skulls
because you can talk to wamen
Not confirmed, however
how do you think she pegs him
i would talk to juno but they seem cool
stop putting words in my mouth
can i put (((:
Dumbolin confirmed putting dick in his mouth????
i can talk to em too you guys just never knew
🤣
he wants other things in his mouth
like pizza and vietnamese pizza
a bowl of vietnamese rice
Hello incredibly brave guard man that conquered a drunk customer. :3
perhaps some vietnamese chillis
💀
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hes literally me guys
man fuk u guys 
the gas is being lit
I am under a minor headache. My brain functions are not performing as expected. I am sorry DumptruckStirfry.
i do have a gorilla dumpy
how are you chinese and have a dumptruck
aren't chinese people supposed to be skinny
have you ever seen chinese olympic lifters?
Bro this party is lit
i've never seen a chinese man
i morbed
i've only been told legends
Morbin time
morbin time is in the past
morbs on everyone
Yes.
silly little eldritch raccoon
IVAN
ivan 
hi
Eugh
What
ÆUGH
Ah yes, Nikocado Avocado
I stand in the sun for 10 minutes minimum and get a headache..
Maybe I do need to go to England
Have you tried getting rid of your kidney?
drink some water, your brain is dehydrated
No, where can I sell it?
Amazon?
Aaaaah
Come on man, you know this
Or must I say
skully non pp haver confirmed?
Thank goodness
Last thing we need is a woman in #🎪bruh-fart
Rip Juno
drinking pills should be a last resort for headaches, eventually you'll gain tolerance to the drug
Woman where?
Man, I've started drinking pills 2 years ago
they sure say Jeez alot
That doesn't sound like a problem.
Morty confirmed?
might be an anomaly
Are you an anomaly @pastel quartz
is a fed
I know I am.
it's his break at this moment
And if so, why are you specifically a Mama's Beads
Wait what
A fucking Fed?
Ayyy
I have to fucking ditch immediately

There certainly is not a ton of evidence to put me behind bars about a certain something that happened around 2009

Great year
Greer
Tons of rock albums
i may or may not have helped
But seriously, @pastel quartz open those DMs
mfw 2020
Good staged drama
I'd say it's better than those fake ass family channels
@gloomy roost where did your skulls go
Buried before the cops find them.
🤝
@pastel quartz don't arrest @gloomy roost he was only doing a little skalliwagging
da
you're cute
ty
💋
I love Sebastian Gosko's art
are you trying to have sex with me?
i am
🙂
send the alex jones clip
🤔
you did not specify where the smooch goes
Your balls
ty
and where was that 💋 on @grizzled meadow, im getting jelly
does it go on his cheeks? his lips maybe? his forehead if you're kinky. Is it the tip of his penis? perhaps even the shaft of his penis. Could even be his each individual ass hair. Where does the smooch go, @grizzled meadow ?



Falco kissed me on the lips
And you liked it?
Yes
slut
I enjoyed every second of it
which lips
And you said you have a girlfriend
I'd do it again
Cheater
Truly gaychamp channel.
Jealous much?
"I can feel his hot Italian musk wafting over me as Falco pushes me against the wall and pin my hands down"
What would I be jealous of?
Hm? Go on, tell me
Tell me right now
you get smooched on the lips i lick his italian belly when he sleeps. We're not the same
Jealous that I got a kiss from him
Hot italian dilfs in your area
"he grabs a calzone out of thin air and puts it in my mouth, gently, while delivering a soft kiss on my lips as my teeth touch the calzone"
😐
i moaned
great job @real tinsel
Skully, is this one of your fantasies
hot
No
Is Anonymous|24588121 secretly you writing fanfiction?
I cannot survive in heat remember. I cannot sweat.
I was never told this
It's a rare pokemon
You may have confused me with @real tinsel
all psychic
But yes. I cannot ever sweat.
How do you sweat in League of Legends, then?
All around fun experience. 10/10 Would think that I have died in the fever of 09 and this is all holographic.
👌
11-99, Officer needs assistance.
I swear at people in my head obv.
its a honey badger
they play dead like that
exactly what a cat would say
im a honey badger
They do some good acting
source: trust me
Solid performance
animals can just be divided into cats and dogs
11/10, IGN rating
your name is kot. You're a cat, cat
me
Stalingrad.
wtf 
why is the unsealed vagina a 2d mouth drawing practice
@clear prism which one is your favorite?
Modern Warfare world at war lessgo.
Not going to click that because anime
trust me it's worth it
On god?
I trust in @real tinsel so I shall watch
absolutely, i wouldn't send you anime without a good punchline
Nah dude, no time to pray for marriage or children
literally #🎪bruh-fart
me
But do you actually like da Toe Hoe's.
Not clicking any of those 🤣
stop exposing me
I'm so proud of that title
holy shit i remember this dude
chussy
cheese pussy?
I'd prefer that over fish actually
Melon Pan
Falco, AKA Literally 1984
it's a fucking TRAVESTY
as in cheese that is shaped like pussy, cheese that is made out of pussy or cheese that is made inside a pussy
It is not every day that you are called an entire book
Oh I thought you just meant the year
yes.
You don’t keep up with the lore do you
Maidenless?
No, I want you to say it
Well now I won’t to spite you
imagine if she did that to my skull that would be funny i think
i can do that, who wants a test drive
But are you girl?
It's the only way to go that i accept
That's why im still alive 
does it really matter at that point when im crushing your head like a watermelon?
Yes
yes i am a grill
Hmm wrong time to queue in
i fell for the oldest trick in the book
Some sent that not even 20 minutes ago
daddy?
wait no
we cannot steal titles
Ah yes, the server femboy
😏
i am not your father

The crocs stay on during the sex.
someone tag a french person rn
don't tag a french person rn
Not personally know
Source or I don't believe you
HeH
you do it
wait. FEMALE?!

He does get angry whenever someone does "France Slander Pt: 1"
One of you bastards have GAMMA installed right now?
🤝
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he got dat ultraWIDE wide
Shame on you
i was too good at it
Why is Falco searching for a stealth zip
Because I'm fucking around with the mod list
I wanted to try the new Stealth update
But rip it doesn't work with GAMMA
Stupid me deleted the whole zip
What a shame
Luckily I have the folder in another GAMMA folder (don't know the reason, Grok's stuff)
And everything work again
"We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
Hotline miami symbol, but I can't recognize the characters
New number, who dis
the symbol is from hotline but characters are from Killing Floor 2
This is literally the brainfart video
not even Friday yet smh
Shut up
no
It is Friday in the future
You weren't there when history was written
It counts
p!mute @slate crown 1d
@slate crown has been muted for 1 day.
See you tomorrow

😂
For ACTUALLY FRIDAY
@slate crown has been sent to Brazil
it was a meme
still not friday
Finish your sentence
sit tf down
slander
Nah dude, we send this
I hear angry noises from you
i wish i was there when history was written 
was what i was trying to say
before i was rudely interrupted
Me searching for @slate crown in other place in asia
al0 al0
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Original video got copyright claimed for music used lol
Please check out the VA's on twitter who did a fantastic job with this!
Hussein "HSE" Mohammed as Avdol @HSE_VO
Jenna Oliver as Holly @JennaOliverVA
and...
we will meet each other one day or another
When I see "Alo alo", I think of Poland's final message in 1939
😭
probably in some cat maid cafe
Guys, brainfart 2 just dropped
Brainfart 2 electric boogaloo
Hold up

it's pass 11pm time to hit the boof
Embed failure
I could kill you
GUYS
with your thighs ? 
Im watching a game rn dont be sending out of pocket stuff like this 😭
What game
watching
Nice
Finland ukraine
that's bullying
Send Bruno gay pornography immediately
How many skeezh skoozh do the shoes be doing
literally me at this very moment
Weed makes Dumpo groove
well then fuck you you baiting whore
you know what, fuck it
call me whore again
I'm not reading all that

call me whore again motherfucker I'll sit on your face until it becomes ground beef
but I've seen what you did you stinky butthole
It worked
h
it didn't
Yes, it did
I skipped reading chat
also my dnd game got cancelled because GM got sick
Goddamn
More time to work on OC
unlucky
so only fucking work all day
Pensive
with a sprinkle of "bz11k you should make less mistakes and also work faster please and thank you"
bz11k, you should make more mistakes and work slower

I may try it if I grow completely sick of this job
but rn it pays kind of not bad, and I have absolutely no idea where I'd find a new one
Hey I was watching that
I heard "Mordor army" is recruiting :)
you sure you won't ban me?
Also this
It's rare I ban someone
Falco is a forgiving Stalin
I would enjoy meeting Bruno, Falco and other european brainfarters, but I'd prefer to do so without shooting them or be shot by them
yea yea I'm just pulling your leg
🤝
- the problem here is that you all can behave
And you all aren't stupid
Literally the meme falco deleted
😂
You don't throw insults, you don't troll, etc.
yes
bold claim
yeah, the game is called "america did an oopsie"
bro you did not just say that 
YOU TALKED ABOUT THAT GAME AND THAT MAP
khaa said the same thing when he said "Hey it's the map from Rising Storm 2"
Dumbolin gaslighting Falco?
wait, Vietnam is real?
I'm already in bed it's like 34° I can't function properly
Crazy
I know the feel Falco.
That's why I'm asking
If it's real stuff I'll delete it
italian man uses extreme measures to lose weight, boils himself
uh oh
Yeah, shame on Damnolin for thinking Vietnam won the war.
See, even when I'm half asleep I know when I need to delete something...
Is that from rising storm 2
too late to gaslight him now
Okay if Dumbolin is fucking with me he's muted till tomorrow
i did the liberty of deleting it for you
The command is ready
come to think of it, Vietnam invasion has some similarities with a recent event
ok what do you want to know? and be specific
Does it have similiarities with the winter war?
The one minister visiting Naam?
that too, perhaps
The same thing I asked like three times, if that video is "real" (I know about the Vietnam war, of course) of if the whole thing comes from a game
I guess it's just a thing for big countries, to start a war with somebody small and shit their pants trying to win it
There is this one great video
"Soviet Legacy"
I believe bz11k might like that one :)
the war was real yes, but they made a video game based off it
And the video is about the game or...
Wait they started the war as a reference to the video game?
man falcoman wtf are you doing at bed at street temperature at 6pm
it was real history...
not a big fan of soviet stuff, but sure, do your worst
DM time
Also -the rest of the chat- remember that it's against the #📄rules to talk about this stuff so please don't give me a reason
aight see you bois tomorrow
Too sleepy
I like the Tetris like song "A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker"
Talking about what?
Alright ill stop now 
Politics, wars, shit

I don't have any angry emojis
😠
Here
It's a real song tho.
Oh no not the discord default emotes
This is the part where Falco whack's Pangolin's PP.
wouldn't you like to see that
@grizzled meadow it'll never happen again
ayyaa mamma mia are you gonna spank me in the ass papi 😳 🥵 😩
I would, because Pango likes to send that
cyberbullying a league player is like "An immovable object meets an unstoppable force"
no one wins
Bro
You swindled me, two times, I gotta take actions now
Thank Targon for the mute buttons
shiet
I really should
But his time zone is different and he's basically going to bed
can you come up with another different type of punishment instead of muting?
❤️
like that cool judge
yea
Well you're lucky
We actually have one check
From Jim, who lives in Oklahoma
And he sent a letter with 100 dollars in it
I'm broke af dawg
(I literally know all the references get the fuck outta here)
(even the fucking judge)
(I know them all)

For this time, I'll dismiss your case
PROBLEM IS
You broke the law two times
I can't let it slide
GIve him le warning

my body is ready
p!warn @slate crown trolling me + that video about war (I don't care if you're vietnamese)
@slate crown has been warned.
?
huh
that's wasn't that ba-
https://c.tenor.com/nYdAr6rffx0AAAAM/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain.gif
Another classic from Omnis
Idk
you bear the mark now.
how did that fell?
wait so what does a warning mean?
oh that's it?
Idk
bruh i thought it was something serious
In theory it's like a strike or like Skully said, you're on the list, in reality I don't even have a way to check who I have warned in the past
just one more list
I know I got warned, and then Aldo proceeded to send the double the pride double the fall.
ah it's fine it's not like im a high value target or anything, it was a minor slip up
Gif
1 week later and everyone will forget it even happened
Literally 1984
Basically
i already deleted the damn video so good riddance

I got warned because the vid that I sent had uh, something bad in the end. Then I also said that I haven't watched it till the end. And then Falco watched it till the end.
That's about it.
i'll remind them (:
snitch
your time is ticking now
p!warned
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git fuked
wtf this is sick
treasure island memes are going through renaissance and I'm all for it
Ah I have it
i love them
They are a godsent, my friend
p!infractions @slate crown
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 2
Infractions within the past week: 2
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/18/2022 04:07pm UTC
Reason: No reason specified
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/18/2022 04:38pm UTC
Reason: trolling me + that video about war (I don't care if you're vietnamese)
doctor is my new personality
lmao
p!infractions @clear prism
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Wait
well well well
He has 2?
Motherfucker
Where was the first one?
do me do me
someone been a naughty boy
Oh
Probably meme
Also today
@grizzled meadow, may you be so kind and show my infractions as well?
p!infractions @real tinsel
Total infractions: 2
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 03/28/2022 05:08pm UTC
Reason: Engaging in talks/jokes about illegal substances and sexual violence.
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/11/2022 08:48pm UTC
Reason: for disrespect towards the meme meme version
😂

Can we do it ourselves tho
p!infractions gtanil
Total infractions: 5
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 1
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 07/07/2022 04:03pm UTC
Reason: for meing terrifying 5m
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 07/07/2022 04:04pm UTC
Reason: for being terrifying
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/08/2022 12:42am UTC
Reason: Politically loaded video meme.
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/04/2022 07:50pm UTC
Reason: for talking shit
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/12/2022 02:28pm UTC
Reason: MY MAN
Yes.

jesus
I can imagine Aldo strolling by and doing some carpet banning
Fuck
Mute, reason: MY MAN
We do a little trolling

P!infractions @lusty sonnet
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Fuck
p!infractions @lusty sonnet
Total infractions: 6
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/05/2022 09:13pm UTC
Reason: just for the meme
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/05/2022 09:14pm UTC
Reason: bussin
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/05/2022 09:15pm UTC
Reason: revelead government secrets
Moderator: Falcoman#0759
Time: 08/05/2022 09:17pm UTC
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Time: 08/05/2022 09:17pm UTC
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Time: 08/05/2022 09:18pm UTC
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Goddamn
/abusing power
that's unmute dumbo
2 years ahahahahahahah
Yeeeeee
revelead government secrets 
Memories
let's see how naughty @placid sail has been
leaked the recipe of best italian pasta online
p!infractions bz11k
Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0
Moderator: Aldourien#3689
Time: 07/17/2022 11:05am UTC
Reason: Do not discuss religious topics on this server.
Mute me again fratello 
damn
Damn, bz11k is religious?
Rip
bz the goodest boi here
Even Bz got dat warning
@placid sail you naughty atheist boy
I can clear them (of course)
Just mute me at random for a minute for wild reasons
(and maybe I will)
I'm ok with it
We are getting a clean record?
(or maybe not)
Witness protection program?
Nah dude, no clean records for me
I want a bible sized infractions list
I regret nothing. Also, wasn't exactly hating on any religion, it was just a discussion with Mayo, but Aldo thought otherwise
I am proud of my achievements
aint that just alt accounts? 
you have to eat a pizza out of his belly
Who uses alt accounts?
Just keep one account
That way if you get banned from a server, you know where to stay away from
time to pay the disappearer a visit
He's adamant about that
@real tinsel is @pastel quartz
Wait what?
oops
So we must simply DM @real tinsel
And then Janus must serve one of us for 100 days
Do it, boys.
noo don't dm mee i'll feel very violateeed 🥴 😩

indeed 😔
wrong video
why
Not to worry, I will send it again
Still waiting on my 1 minute mute
p!mute @lusty sonnet 1m he asked for it
@lusty sonnet has been muted for 1 minute.
there he goes
Oof
@lusty sonnet is farming infractions
I actually wrote them 
my mans trying to make it in the #🎪bruh-fart book of world records
Not the zip but the folder, it's all good now, thanks for asking
dem runescape addicts will farm anything
except bitches.
never stop grinding ares 
No bitches 😂
Yes
No butthole
Aldo?




