🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

around 2011 I think

[heady crow]

Ah alright sick

[placid sail]

why?

[slate crown]

oh that's fine then

[heady crow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/wa3jwz/fun_fact_to_upset_the_boomers_like_me_the_vast/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share bcs this thread got me feeling fucked

[placid sail]

I often reminded my friend with whom I usually play league that most of the players are most likely quite younger than us

"that Zed who pounds your ass whole game is probably 16"

his only take from that idea was to go to Europe and bully some schoolchildren

[heady crow]

Youve prolly been playing league longer than theyve been alive

[lusty sonnet]

Ha old man

[slate crown]

I've heard of league but didn't play it until season 5 or 6

[heady crow]

I started in season 4

Ppl who started in like season 9 are still new to my eyes but arent we going on in season 13 rn?

[slate crown]

ye

[heady crow]

What the fuck

[lusty sonnet]

Think i have the full 6 games played on league

[heady crow]

I used to play like 12+ games a day at the deepest point of my life

[slate crown]

my first matches were during summer when me and my cousin would sneak out at night to an internet cafe to play

he taught me everything i knew and now I'm better than him

[lusty sonnet]

Wholesome tbh

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-turntables-gif-12190345

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes.

The old rune pages.

[slate crown]

kleptomaniac was so broken

[gloomy roost]

The page filled with ap runes to the fullest.

30 ap start lessgo

[slate crown]

when they removed klepto, so did my will to play Ezreal went

[upbeat bobcat]

Exrussy

[slate crown]

friendship with Ezreal ended, now i only fuck with the funni number 4 man

[gloomy roost]

Ap Ezreal is pretty good

[upbeat bobcat]

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[slate crown]

bot is working double time recently

[gloomy roost]

#1002195305854414928

[slate crown]

actual crack addicts in bot thread

[real tinsel]

triple time, even

[slate crown]

go back to your cellar bald goblin

you're so fucking bald man

[upbeat bobcat]

Baldman tm

[slate crown]

Baldman™

[mortal violet]

TWO CAT COMMANDS?

!cat

[split canyon]

https://i.redd.it/qpgkr93j0zny.jpg

[slate crown]

HUH

[mortal violet]

bruh

P!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[real tinsel]

cata eating tarwber

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[slate crown]

i was about to say

[upbeat bobcat]

P!dog

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-smh-shake-my-head-shocked-surprised-gif-5057255

[placid sail]

this guy fucks

[upbeat bobcat]

12 hentai games a day

[slate crown]

i played everysingle newgrounds hentai game on my moms laptop

[upbeat bobcat]

Keep the baldheads away

[slate crown]

it was a long summer

[upbeat bobcat]

Poor laptop

[placid sail]

toilet paper gone

[slate crown]

i used incognito mode so i was gucci

[placid sail]

towels gone

dog gone

[upbeat bobcat]

FBI agent is in shambles

[placid sail]

FBI agent died of cringe

[slate crown]

they were well designed what can i say?

especially the MnF games

those were revolutionary at the time

[real tinsel]

they were actually well designed

[slate crown]

i know right?

[real tinsel]

you do?

i also happen to do know

[slate crown]

you're confusing me again khaa

[mortal violet]

https://tenor.com/view/blender-screen-grab-anim-gif-24334426

[slate crown]

apparently a bald man slapping his head is explicit content

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767907206942687242/962908427846307880/962090193521901608.gif

bald men eating chips

[slate crown]

where tf do you find these?

[real tinsel]

mayo finds them and i steal them from him

[placid sail]

selfie of kha and his friends who are sure not just voices

[slate crown]

of course

[real tinsel]

it can't be a selfie dumdum it's a gif!

[mortal violet]

!cat

[split canyon]

https://i.redd.it/jvy3b61dht0z.jpg

[mortal violet]

slay qween

[real tinsel]

this dude has been playing For Honor for 15 fucking hours

wtf

dude is yawning every 2 minutes

[mortal violet]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[mortal violet]

bleepy cat

[fading shuttle]

whose man is this?

[real tinsel]

my man

[fading shuttle]

i wish to contact him so i can refer him to a licensed professional

for honor longer than 3 hours is extremely unhealthy to ones mental state

[real tinsel]

pretty much anything is unhealthy when played for more than 3 hours

[fading shuttle]

for honor especially

its a soul sucking game

i dont think league can compare

[real tinsel]

i like for honor though wtf

it's a good game

[eager quest]

yeah its alright

[fading shuttle]

so do i but i avoid playing it longer than 2 hours a day to avoid aneurysms

[eager quest]

doesnt compare to tarkov

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Sonic_184875_9751112.mp4

this is how I feel now

[real tinsel]

this is how i feel now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anW4OZ5VnZ8

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1002196308150472705/20220316_223912.gif

[gloomy roost]

Aaaaaahjeez

Finally doing ending 1 of Cyberpunk

[slate crown]

i have a second life in stalker

[real tinsel]

at least you don't have a second life on Second Life

[slate crown]

jesus christ no

[plucky void]

or a first life on Second Life, like a lot of people do

[mortal violet]

I fucking hate that fucking cat child fucking fuck

[plucky void]

when people start posting neco-arc

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[eager quest]

fuck that cat

i wanna stomp on it

eat it

crush its skull

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[slate crown]

finally some action

[grizzled meadow]

Finally someone who understand me

[slate crown]

y'all in crippling pancake debt so now you've finally come back here

jesus christ i just had a stroke

neco arc posters are clinically insane and i can vouche for that

[mortal violet]

like

it's so fucking ugly

why do so many people like that monstrosity

[slate crown]

that's the whole point

[real tinsel]

it unsettles me that 2 members of brainfart want to have violent sex with an imaginary woman

[grizzled meadow]

This

[mortal violet]

sir that is not a woman

that is a baby child

a little girl

[real tinsel]

that unsettles me even more

[slate crown]

i just think it's funni idk what the hell you talking about

i think it all stemmed from the clip of it saying something similar to the N word

things just spiraled out of control from there

but yes if you want to fuck this thing?

seek help

[real tinsel]

i like the voice of this so called "baby child little girl" who looks like a rat on 250 kilograms of cocaine

[lusty sonnet]

First time i see that cat

Not missing out i see

[real tinsel]

how does a 48 year old woman create such sounds

[real tinsel]

she's like the jerma of women

[slate crown]

this is the clip im talking about

[lusty sonnet]

Vtubers

[slate crown]

this was the catalyst

[lusty sonnet]

We need another plague

[real tinsel]

we had another plague

it got contained

humans have evolved since 1800

[lusty sonnet]

We need a better plague

[slate crown]

there's already a second one starting to spread so i think your wishes will be granted soon

[lusty sonnet]

Oh yeah the monkey one

[real tinsel]

there needs to be at least 20 plagues for it to work

[slate crown]

you're forgetting that vtubers don't really interact with other people in the first place so another pandemic would actually help them

you've already seen the boom in hololive

[plucky void]

monkey pox isn't nearly as fatal as funny ronnie

[plucky void]

also this

[slate crown]

people were stuck at home with nothing to do besides vtubers and video games

[plucky void]

whatever plague, wars or whatever happen

it's the "normies" who die

early on covid was called the "boomer doomer" because only old farts were dying at first

[slate crown]

honestly I'd never wish death upon anyone

but if they deny it, I'd say it's deserved

[lusty sonnet]

I might start with some people i have to interact with at work

[plucky void]

I wouldn't wish for anyone to die and I wouldn't say it's "deserved" or not deserved

it's just... people's choices have consequences and if someone wants to risk dying by not taking care of themselves

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[slate crown]

yea maybe my wording was abit harsh

[plucky void]

the big issue is how it doesn't affect themselves only. It affects everyone around them as well

[eager quest]

theyre all social rejects

[slate crown]

spicy

the common thing I've seen most people say about vtubers is that they tend to overreact

but it's literally their job to entertain "people" through a 2d avatar

[lusty sonnet]

I feel like most vtubers are titty streamers without having physical titties

[slate crown]

daaaaaaamn

[plucky void]

well they're entrepeneurs who were smart enough to find their target audience and how to take their money with little effort or risk

[lusty sonnet]

Or those are at least the clips i see from other servers

[slate crown]

yup

cant argue with that, they are rolling in cash rn

[plucky void]

it's like hookers learning that they can sell pics/videos of them masturbating by themselves in the comfort of their own homes without risking physical contact with clients

safer, easier work

for practically the same earnings. Heck, sometimes more.

[lusty sonnet]

OnlyFans mm

[gloomy roost]

Ah yes.

[slate crown]

OFs killed themselves by removing nudity content

[gloomy roost]

Soon they make their own VR vids

[eager quest]

mantits behind the screen

💀

[gloomy roost]

Basically making the cyberpunk equivalents of BD's.

[lusty sonnet]

Voice changer and you're ready to go

[slate crown]

vtubers are the reason why gamers are no longer the most oppressed group

[plucky void]

vtubers aren't oppressed, they're filthy rich

[slate crown]

remember when "video games cause violence" were all over the news at one point?

[real fjord]

Vtubers are peak capital

And by that I mean kapital

[plucky void]

ich liebe kapitalismus

[lusty sonnet]

Das Kapital

[real fjord]

Which volume?

[slate crown]

wat

[real fjord]

There's 3 volumes of Das Kapital

[slate crown]

is that a book?

[real fjord]

Kids these days 😤

[real fjord]

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/

Get reading

This is not optional 🔫

[plucky void]

buy low, sell high

[slate crown]

alright

[plucky void]

sniff low

lick high

[slate crown]

reads first sentence

[gloomy roost]

[real fjord]

The wealth of those societies in which the capitalist mode of production prevails, presents itself as “an immense accumulation of commodities,”[1] its unit being a single commodity.

[lusty sonnet]

Marx was a real G

[slate crown]

the man knew his shit

[real fjord]

Talk to me about linen some more, Mr. M 😫

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/to-capitalism-metal-gear-solid-mgs3-gif-11316909

[slate crown]

tbh i don't really know much about karl other than his communist manifesto work

[plucky void]

too bad his disciples took his lessons and turned them inside out

[real fjord]

That was an e🅱️ic collab with Engels

[lusty sonnet]

Think that happens with every book in existence

[slate crown]

ooooh yea definitely

[swift scarab]

Insert definitely legal German book here

[real tinsel]

minecraft

[swift scarab]

Ah yes Minecraft

[plucky void]

sad how it applies to nearly everything you can imagine

even videogame design

[slate crown]

minceraft

[plucky void]

"let's make a good game that'll sell like hotcakes"

now it's

[real fjord]

This is some real I'm15AndThisIsDeep

[plucky void]

"let's make a half-finished freemium cashgrab and suck the players' souls out of their wallets"

[slate crown]

how old are you @real fjord if you don't mind me asking?

[real tinsel]

16

[swift scarab]

[plucky void]

14

[lusty sonnet]

15

[slate crown]

guys pls

im trying to ask a serious question for once

[swift scarab]

Imagine that

[real fjord]

Old enough to worry about my superannuation

[lusty sonnet]

Funi number age

[slate crown]

damn you're OLD old

[plucky void]

I mean that could be 16 yo.. if you have a job you're already worried about your retirement from day one

[real tinsel]

im38andthisisfinanciallycrippling

[slate crown]

wait then why tf are you on discord? and on a channel called #🎪bruh-fart nonetheless

[real fjord]

Because I got COVID and I still have 4 days of isolation left

[slate crown]

sorry to hear that

hope you'll get well soon

[real fjord]

And I work nights so I have nothing else to do at this hour

[slate crown]

night shifts are the best idk what you're on about chief

little to no human interaction

what more can you wish for

other than a higher salary

[real fjord]

What do you mean little to no interaction

I'm a goddamn croupier

[plucky void]

[abstract path]

Yes

[slate crown]

oh i thought you were talking about late night shifts

[placid sail]

circadian rythm distuption

[abstract path]

I wish for my fucking bf here

[placid sail]

aka homies got unwell from sleeping during the day

[plucky void]

aka fucking up your internal clock

[real fjord]

Good thing a sleep mask fixes that just fine

[plucky void]

sleeping during business hours (meaning you can get phone calls, door knocks and whatever while you're trying to sleep)

[slate crown]

I've got college classes from 6am to 6pm and work late from 6pm till 1-2am

[plucky void]

not to mention you have less access to services since not everything works around the clock

[slate crown]

yea im basically a walking skeleton

[placid sail]

and look at yourself now

sitting in brainfart

[plucky void]

pangolin is basically the zombie from my meme

[placid sail]

truly, miserable and broken

[slate crown]

nah I've been doing this shit for years, at some point you stop giving a shit

[placid sail]

also you were young by then

[slate crown]

i basically get paid to sit around and do nothing

[placid sail]

young people eat shit, sleep once a month, tackle bears and think that it's just given

then they hit 30 and know true despair and weep

[slate crown]

that mid life crisis hits different

[lusty sonnet]

Same unless my program makes noises it isn't supposed to

[real fjord]

If someone from work tries calling someone while they're asleep, they face the combined passive aggression of all the dealers combined

Don't mess with the UWU

[slate crown]

jesus christ

[plucky void]

as a wise friend once said

[slate crown]

i think the only thing I'm worried about is what I'll actually be doing once i finish college

[plucky void]

"I only take dumps on the clock"

[real fjord]

We get a 15 minute break every hour, on the hour
It's not too bad

[slate crown]

yea I'd say that's worth

[real fjord]

Paid, of course.

Two meals, freshly prepared, for no cost twice every shift. Unlimited free snacks.

It's a good deal

[slate crown]

yooo that's actually sick

[lusty sonnet]

Noice free food

[slate crown]

free food is a godsend

[real fjord]

And night shift means you can have the dinner menu at the start, and the breakfast menu when you finish

[plucky void]

2 meals twice per shift? your boss wants to fatten you up before taking you to the slaughterhouse or something

[slate crown]

1 meal was good enough but 2?

[real fjord]

All thanks to the UWU

[slate crown]

wow

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HCWO_LJlTs

[slate crown]

maybe i should start whoring myself to people too

[lusty sonnet]

Thought i was blessed with free soup at work

But 2 meals mmm

[real fjord]

I dunno what you think a croupier is

[lusty sonnet]

Casino boi right?

[real fjord]

Yeah, I was talking to the Neko-Arc thing tho

[plucky void]

well there's more to it than just being a "casino boi"

yes you work at a casino

but ya know

[lusty sonnet]

Yeee i know

[plucky void]

you do? cause I don't

[slate crown]

they make sure the deals are properly paid for

[lusty sonnet]

The boi behind the table guiding the games at a casino

[real fjord]

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

[slate crown]

great now that song is stuck in my head again

[plucky void]

what song

[real fjord]

My job is to watch you die inside as I sweep your paycheck off the table in a shower of chips

[slate crown]

you don't wanna know trust me

its a good song

but the memes butchered it

[plucky void]

ok, what song

[real fjord]

I also get to write notes in your customer profile.

[slate crown]

https://youtu.be/gk-aCL6eyGc

you asked for this

[slate crown]

oh? do you have any interesting clients you've seen?

surely you've seen a few interesting people in a casino

[real fjord]

If I told you that, I'd lose my license

[slate crown]

understandable

but tell me

is this accurate?

[real fjord]

We are a no smoking venue, as of like, last year

[slate crown]

ok ok

I've never actually stepped foot in a casino and
probably never will

[gloomy roost]

🤝

Same

[slate crown]

but I've always seen movies about them and wondered are they accurate

[real fjord]

But what if I explained in agonising detail about our rewards program

[gloomy roost]

Go ahead

Do it

[slate crown]

https://tenor.com/view/eyebrow-raise-shrek-serious-gif-14262407

i might need to smoke up to understand this

[real fjord]

Um

spend munny
get point
discounted beer
free beer after a while

[lusty sonnet]

Reminder kids: dont gamble your life away

[plucky void]

get drunk, spend more money gambling

[lusty sonnet]

Wait no

[real fjord]

If spend lots
free valet parking

[gloomy roost]

Afraid I can't do that, league has me in their pocket.

[lusty sonnet]

:(

I tried

[gloomy roost]

[plucky void]

this is after the free beer? makes sense if the guy's drunk he shouldn't drive

[gloomy roost]

But don't worry.

Atleast I don't play dota.

[lusty sonnet]

I played smite

Never again

Too much time wasted

[gloomy roost]

I tried to get my league hours but the website straight up threw 0's at all the time spent results

Like ok?

[lusty sonnet]

Lvl 579

Says enough

[plucky void]

wtf lmao

"here's a comparison to doing comparatively more productive shit with the time you spent on league"

[plucky void]

is that stats tracker official? by riot, I mean?

[gloomy roost]

Nah

[plucky void]

or is it some 3rd party website

[gloomy roost]

You just type your name and region and then they try to pull stats

No log in or anything

[plucky void]

oh. I liked the idea Riot themselves were roasting their own players with those "equivalent of" stats lul

[lusty sonnet]

Just using their API

[gloomy roost]

Damn, is this a semi respected casino in the region?

[slate crown]

Black one clearly says "you're too poor for this, shoo"

[gloomy roost]

It's when you win big and they want the money back invitation

[slate crown]

must be a pretty big joint then

[placid sail]

https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/movies/Tectonic+butterfly+i+bet+my+ass+someone+already+posted+this_f334ad_9750822.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602564034146861066/1002216877268938803/what_a_firm_grip.mp4

[scenic sable]

#╓☢stalker-chat

[plucky void]

[gloomy roost]

Bro

Why

[lusty sonnet]

Ooooof

True to his name tbh

[plucky void]

young gamers too used to having unkillable quest-essential NPCs

[gloomy roost]

Or does he aggro when you're not allied ?

[plucky void]

thanks, Bethesda

[gloomy roost]

He's alone in his dark hole, no one would know, free loot

[wide bough]

Remember when you could kill the first person you see in an RPG and it’d have long-standing ramifications to the story

[wide bough]

Planet Fitness

[plucky void]

"long-standing ramifications" as in the 'main story becomes hardlocked and you have to restart'? Yes, I do

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/Cf5uDQ_nzJyqKoI28bpW9TT3Tuy3IHLPWJlvl6klvUY/https/media.tenor.com/W6byx8izrw8AAAPo/cat.mp4

[eager quest]

?

[wide bough]

Nah that’s morrowind tier shit I mean having to just wander around until you figure out where that dude was gonna point you towards in the first place

[plucky void]

?

[wide bough]

?

[plucky void]

?

[wide bough]

?

[plucky void]

I don't remember playing anything like that
you either can't kill the npcs or you do and get locked out of progressing

[gloomy roost]

Top levelled american ?

[lusty sonnet]

Or kill an npc and get 30 mission faileds in a row

[gloomy roost]

Ooh

He's top o' the world

[wide bough]

fallout new vegas

[gloomy roost]

[lusty sonnet]

Pls no

[swift scarab]

Just curious since I’m severely bored, why does deep frying ice cause such a giant mess

[plucky void]

or some dumb shit like STALKER NPC dying off-screen and failing your tasks

[gloomy roost]

Because oil and water doesn't mix?

[swift scarab]

Or the good ones, where other random stalkers kill a target you need to kill, saving you the trouble

[swift scarab]

I might be tired

[wide bough]

The cooling of the grease causes it to expand since there’s water in it now

Or something like that

[swift scarab]

Huh, good to know

[wide bough]

It only works with certain brands of ice too so it could be chemical

[swift scarab]

Weird

They’re putting chemicals in the ice to turn the freaking deepfryers into liabilities

[lusty sonnet]

Every time i go sleep and there's an emission Scar dies

[swift scarab]

Joe Rogan strikes again

[wide bough]

the horse tranquilizer man
He’s making our ice grease-proof

We need to stop him before it’s too late

[lusty sonnet]

Very cold + very hot = bad combo

[wide bough]

Soon the deep state grease lovers will rule the new world order

[plucky void]

I'm all 12 signs at once

[swift scarab]

Speaking of emissions, has anyone had a character long enough to where they get the achievement for surviving I think 50 emissions?

[lusty sonnet]

Even poutine?

[wide bough]

Nah not yet

[lusty sonnet]

Not yet

[wide bough]

I’m working on a save rn but my pc has decided it’s a great day to start shitting the bed

[lusty sonnet]

Is like 50 days

[wide bough]

So now STALKER (and Minecraft, for some reason) are borderline unplayable due to stuttering and etc

[swift scarab]

From what I saw the reward is you have a small chance to survive a blowout even if you’re outside

[gloomy roost]

Clean that bitch

Apply 200mg of thermal pasta

[wide bough]

That’s the plan once I get my new mobo

[wide bough]

Literally become scar momen t

[gloomy roost]

Eyo

New league vid dropped

[swift scarab]

OH GOD NO

[swift scarab]

WE’RE ALL DOOMED

[plucky void]

I don't get it

[gloomy roost]

Spycrab

[scenic sable]

My time has come.

[gloomy roost]

Mfw

[swift scarab]

https://youtu.be/7crRVEsHj98

[gloomy roost]

The dad joke

[plucky void]

isn't the game easy enough already

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/engineer-gif-18689728

[scenic sable]

"Unicorn up, boys!"

[swift scarab]

Or this one

https://youtu.be/e5v01iAfQvQ

[quasi sundial]

so many memes

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-engineer-tf2-gif-22123306

[scenic sable]

I don't care if you posted that ironically. The contents break some of our rules.

p!warn @proven crown Don't post propaganda-like copy-pasta. #📄rules

[foggy mantle]

@proven crown has been warned.

[quasi sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cejm-cavalcade-rodifa-juhulati-gif-21763328

added to the chart 🤓 ☝️

[gloomy roost]

The list

[quasi sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/995388491779297290/caption-10.gif

[scenic sable]

Are you mocking me?

[quasi sundial]

yes, im making fun of the moderator

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[gloomy roost]

[proven crown]

:(

[scenic sable]

p!mute @quasi sundial 1d Trying to be a cool guy by taunting moderators. Don't do this.

[foggy mantle]

@quasi sundial has been muted for 1 day.

[swift scarab]

We shall await his return

[scenic sable]

.

[swift scarab]

I’ve had worse

Time to search the mini fridge for soda

[gloomy roost]

I haven't had my daily dose of salt

[swift scarab]

More like overdose of salt

[gloomy roost]

Higher league level = Higher salt tolerance.

Time to feed.

[swift scarab]

Great, I’ll keep my tolerance at 0 as per usual then

[gloomy roost]

Damn. I can't even force myself to play alone.

Time to Warthunder then.

[plucky void]

war thunder is the most 'solo friendly' game

cause when you die you can just up and leave

[gloomy roost]

Yeah

[swift scarab]

Nah man, play CSGO

[plucky void]

nah ya can't just quit the match anytime you want

[gloomy roost]

Eww

[plucky void]

gotta wait till all rounds are over

[gloomy roost]

Sick

I've been playing CODBO from the start so I just have a natural distaste for games like CSGO and Valorant

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[placid sail]

the unbeatable desire to fuck with mods

[real tinsel]

i'd probably fuck the shit out of falco

[swift scarab]

[real tinsel]

i wonder what his moans are like

[upbeat bobcat]

[swift scarab]

I hereby detach myself from this particular comment

[scenic sable]

Italian, probably.

[real tinsel]

yeah but like are they regular moans or "mmmamma miaa, ah, mamma miia"

second one would definitely make me rock hard

[placid sail]

liiiiinguini

[real tinsel]

his safe word is papa's calzone

[placid sail]

paaaaapa johns

[real tinsel]

that's american you mordorian imbecile

[placid sail]

so what

[real tinsel]

if i told him to tickle my prostate he'd shove his entire hand in while doing a 🤌

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-stop-it-get-some-help-gif-10812582

[gloomy roost]

[grizzled meadow]

Me too (meaning I'd do you)

[real tinsel]

nah man i'd do you

[grizzled meadow]

Let's do together

[real tinsel]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

No obviously

[mortal violet]

what a fuckin let down

it's not even worth it at that point

[real tinsel]

i'd still do him

[scenic sable]

Immersion ruined

[lusty sonnet]

o damn i missed the mute

[mortal violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459949778487214094/990450995945439292/pfEuieRu.gif

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-life-i-didnt-choose-the-thug-life-chose-me-gangsta-bad-boy-gif-24034177

Average stalker enjoyer

[plucky void]

you're not the boss of me
[vomits instead]

[swift scarab]

Cat spheroid

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

cat core

[swift scarab]

Poke it with a screwdriver and watch yourself bleed to death

https://twitter.com/wholesomememe/status/1552354883784921088?s=21&t=6Y8z7B1mO6GlWzp6o2sJCw

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme)

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What da bat doin

[stone blade]

guys

important video

https://youtu.be/KCzwyFHSMdY

[mortal violet]

[upbeat bobcat]

Impowtant

[swift scarab]

Ah yes, very informative

[proven crown]

[stone blade]

ty

[swift scarab]

I’ve added more bullets to #1001176291539689593

[mortal violet]

always up for some post-match anal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/397957323739496448/1002264083028000908/IMG_9995.jpg

Canadian military

[stone blade]

heeheheheheehe

[proven crown]

Is that an APC made exclusively of Cope Cage?

[hushed marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm5YwHQKrcw

[plucky void]

definitely not meant for people who just want to hear the music

gotta avoid that copyright strike somehow

[plucky void]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the average FFXIV player

[swift scarab]

He took meth instead of math

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ao07oSO8A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK2mrlY_TMs where's mayo

[upbeat bobcat]

Immortal Flames for life

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0c1QNWH1H8

dude even got the rhymes right

props

[eager quest]

operation metro 2014 32v32

oh no

the chaos

[grizzled meadow]

I was about to spit out the water I was drinking 10/10

[eager quest]

one of the more rare clips

just me being oblivious as fuck

friendly claymore btw

[wide bough]

Guys I like posting propaganda in the memes channel I’m so funny and edgy!!!!! So hilarious!!1!1!

[wide bough]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[slim osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399228355066724353/1002375051624059020/295918501_404601534858945_7545957481308343165_n.mp4

[plucky void]

playing bf1 earlier tonight

guy had a Duty patch as his player profile pic

a nice, refreshing sight from all the anime girls

[plucky void]

clearly no place for a horse

[slate crown]

0 int runs be like:

[severe linden]

ey there stranger

[pastel quartz]

neo scavenger the game where you can beat people to death with a dead squirrel corpse

[severe linden]

bro he had a dora the explora backpack, i had to do it

[pastel quartz]

Fallout 1 characters be like

[slate crown]

severe meth addiction

[severe linden]

Praise the DonkMother

[slate crown]

🤡

[swift scarab]

As a member of a Baro group this amuses me

[abstract path]

Barotrauma is yee

[swift scarab]

It’s also 1am and I can’t sleep, send help

[slate crown]

i have severe thalassophobia so games like Barotrauma are a NOPE

[swift scarab]

Coward, embrace the water like a blanket

[slate crown]

no thanks, i like being near the shores

[swift scarab]

There is no shore in Baro, it’s an under-the-surface ocean

[slate crown]

thank god it's only 2D though

[swift scarab]

I’d love 3D Baro, but at that point yea it’d be a little creepy for even me

[slate crown]

3D baro would be something like Subnautica but horror

[swift scarab]

Kinda

Nautica doesn’t focus too hard specifically on living on a submarine

[slate crown]

closest thing we got is Iron Lung

i thought the days of getting scared by a jpeg were over but here we are

[swift scarab]

Hehe funni jpeg spooki

https://tenor.com/view/iron-lung-beans-ocean-horror-gif-26116253

[swift scarab]

Time to take a singular Benadryl so my body can take the damn hint and sleep

[slate crown]

yea good luck with that

[swift scarab]

It’ll either make me pass out or I’ll just feel wired for whatever reason, either one is preferable to a perpetual state of drowsy

[slate crown]

takes 1 benadryl

[swift scarab]

Good, that’s the idea

[slate crown]

rest easy verified chaos enjoyer

[swift scarab]

Now to lay here for 15 minutes until my body yeets itself

[upbeat bobcat]

yeet

[upbeat bobcat]

[slate crown]

he knows something we don't

[mossy iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811111461152620544/1002453753661763656/unknown.png

[slate crown]

real

[slate crown]

got this months salary, eating good tonight

[slate crown]

i got constipated just from looking at this

[lusty sonnet]

i'd eat that

and then not eat for 2 days straight

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/903312337224744962/1002393843590770799/1656800525664.webm

[slate crown]

training to become the gawk gawk 9000

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1002440650551197756/1624141703735.webm

https://vxtwitter.com/PlaneyBoys/status/1552735873430700032

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1002504638416822423/1641604328498.mp4

[upbeat bobcat]

@severe linden not going down without a fight

[abstract path]

Guys

Anyone of u understand latin?

[gloomy roost]

A smidgen

[abstract path]

Ypu found toaster ong

[gloomy roost]

Gonna throw us a latin verse for summoning stuff Crystal?

[onyx pewter]

Do not let him die like the Horrific necktie

[gloomy roost]

Cant help but to read the deep fryer in ancient reptilian brain voice

[onyx pewter]

I'm unironically down bad for Ancient Reptilian Brain

[abstract path]

Yep

[slate crown]

pls don't summon cthulhu in my bedroom again.

[abstract path]

Yeah

[lusty sonnet]

i should understand latin after a few years of studying it

[fading shuttle]

my rival

[slate crown]

keep grinding brahs

[lavish dragon]

I bring a gun

[fading shuttle]

laugh at the gun owner

[gloomy roost]

How many diseases has the man in the cave manage to avoid?

[fading shuttle]

i dont know the lore behind the cave man

[upbeat bobcat]

Guys

I did the thing

And finally be able to use my new 3600MHz RAM sticks

[slate crown]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

congrats on finally stepping up in the world

[grizzled meadow]

🔥

[slate crown]

im still stuck with my shitbox pc from 2010

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh I swear my 1600x were dying so hard.

[slate crown]

hey you're into computers right?

[upbeat bobcat]

I was getting around max 300 fps in lol ARAM and after the min 7-8, it was starting to stutter so bad that I had to restart the game and even with everything on stock settings, CinebenchR20 would crash my system.

Now I got 750fps in aram just while ago

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

The what

[upbeat bobcat]

I fuck computers on daily basis

[slate crown]

which should i prioritize in upgrading first? a new hhd/ssd, a graphics card or new ram sticks

[pastel quartz]

All of them

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't even know your system wtf

[slate crown]

i have a pretty solid motherboard but still using internal graphics and 8gbs of ram

nothing else

[upbeat bobcat]

Doesn't tell anything

What's your CPU, what RAM

If it's Intel, shit is above me, never used one after what, quad core.

[slate crown]

pentium gold intel

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

You need a new system mang

That CPU won't cut

You need at least DDR4

[slate crown]

yea shit runs like a melting stick of butter down a hill

[upbeat bobcat]

12100 is a great budget CPU

Only 4 cores but fucks 6 core gaming performants

If you can afford a nice motherboard tho

[slate crown]

this is my motherboard

[gloomy roost]

Hi Motherboard

[slate crown]

if you saw my cable management though, you might die from cringe

pc lookin like a bowl of spaghetti

im good at using computers but know nothing about building it

[upbeat bobcat]

You gotta start somewhere

It's much more easier to learn about what does what compared to past.

I can tell you couple things but I don't know how's things around your country so, you gotta decide and learning is best way to go.

[slate crown]

i appreciate your help

[upbeat bobcat]

TLDR, AMD route is CPU=Cheap, Mobo=Cheap.

Intel route is CPU=Cheap, Mobo=Kidney

[slate crown]

oof

[upbeat bobcat]

But Intel is better at single core performance and Alder Lake aka. 12th series, much better at most gaming scenerios

[slate crown]

my pc is a frankenstein abomination

[upbeat bobcat]

But this is in my country, you might get better deals.

If you have no budget for GPU tho

Then especially Ryzen for integrated

[grizzled meadow]

RTX 3070 and Ryzen 7 3700X, do I need to upgrade my CPU?

[upbeat bobcat]

Intel can't do shit about iGPU's

[upbeat bobcat]

3700 is still good, you have 2 more cores against mine and multi core is almost same.

5000 series is much better at single core perf

But not much

[radiant grove]

i have a gt 710

[slate crown]

well im good with what i have now since most games i play are very low performance

[grizzled meadow]

So you're basically saying "don't be a stupid popo head and don't spend money on useless stuff", got it

[radiant grove]

and a ryzen 5 1400

[upbeat bobcat]

GPU prices will fall down even much

3000 cards will get cheaper

[upbeat bobcat]

Yeah, GPU CPU is good but RAM?

[grizzled meadow]

16GB but I don't remember the MHz

What do you suggest to have?

[upbeat bobcat]

Task manager

Check performance and Memory tab

Speed is there

[grizzled meadow]

I know, I just can't check it right now

[upbeat bobcat]

Ha aight

[grizzled meadow]

Hence my question, just out of curiosity

I'll make a mental note to myself and I'll tell you when I'll get to my PC

[upbeat bobcat]

I mean from 3000 series, 3600MHz is pretty standard

Ryzen has something called infinity fabric and it supports up to 3725 or smn RAM speed and supposedly you can even OC that but I have no idea. I have so much to learn about new Ryzen chips. This shit is alien tech to me atm.

With 1600x, shit was like "do 3.9GHZ"

"job's done"

"RAM 3200"

"Crash"

[slate crown]

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

[grizzled meadow]

https://amzn.eu/d/cPof2AE

Sorry for the spaghetti, it should be understandable enough
I'm not 100% about them but a quick Amazon research lead me to this
Time to change RAM I guess?

@upbeat bobcat

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh what are you doing

DDR3 1600MHz

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[grizzled meadow]

I think

I think

And excuse my english now

I'm using them on a higher frequency

There is a thing in my BIOS

I don't remember the name

But it basically "OC" RAM

D.O.C.P. maybe?

XMP, something like that

[upbeat bobcat]

Doesn't matter

it's DDR3

You got like granny RAM

[grizzled meadow]

It boost them to 2400 MAYBE, I really need to check on my PC

Fuck it let me open it

Time to buy RAM mfs

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm talking about minimum of 3200MHz DDR4

No wonder you get shitty performance

That RAM is a disgrace for that system

Ryzen chips are especially sensitive to RAM speed and those RAM sticks are bottlenecking so hard.

It's gonna feel like a brand new PC when you get like minimum DDR4 3200

[grizzled meadow]

Suggest me something to buy

Let me get my whole rig in the mean time

This is RAM @upbeat bobcat
I'm sure you can read it just fine but it's basically 16 GB, speed is 2133 MHz with that boost thing I just said five seconds ago

[upbeat bobcat]

Yikes

[grizzled meadow]

Throw me some RAM to buy

[lusty sonnet]

download RAM from a random website

[upbeat bobcat]

Lemme check mine

[lusty sonnet]

totally safe

[upbeat bobcat]

https://www.gskill.com/product/165/326/1562840073/F4-3600C16D-16GTZNC

This is mine

Check it's local prices

[grizzled meadow]

@upbeat bobcat here

[upbeat bobcat]

Uhhh

it says DDR4 nwm

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah that's the strange thing

I'm trying to find my RAM on Amazon

I guess that was the old RAM I had

[upbeat bobcat]

Someone fucked you up over RAM I see

[grizzled meadow]

No no I think it's an old order

[upbeat bobcat]

64 degrees on idle wtf

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.amazon.it/gp/product/B0143UM4TC/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

@upbeat bobcat

This is the RAM I have

I actually looked inside my PC, I'm sure this time

[upbeat bobcat]

it's not

This says 3200

[grizzled meadow]

I know, that's the problem

[upbeat bobcat]

...

[grizzled meadow]

But I'm sure of it

Let me check in BIOS at this point

Maybe that option isn't on

[upbeat bobcat]

You have to

[grizzled meadow]

The thing is on, yet I don't have what I should have

Of course now Windows says "hey you actually have 3200"

[slate crown]

classic Windows

[grizzled meadow]

@upbeat bobcat check it out

[grizzled meadow]

It was already like this, I didn't change anything at all

[upbeat bobcat]

I have no idea mang

RAM is pepega

BIOS is pepega

Windows is pepega

Never had this kinda bug but then again, I only used two different stick formation

[grizzled meadow]

To add to my pepega, I pressed Profile#1 a couple of times, just to see if there was any other option, and I always selected Profile#1
Save stuff, "you didn't do anything at all", save anyway, get into Windows, Task Manager, "hey you have 3200 MHz now"

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1002528466761166858/unknown-81-1.png

[eager quest]

i dont have xmp

:(

[grizzled meadow]

Rip

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck it's friday

[slate crown]

about damn time

[slate crown]

C8@IJ

[grizzled meadow]

C4!FJ

[gloomy roost]

D2=

[slate crown]

damn

[gloomy roost]

I guess the last one is what you do to take stress off? Or whatever your grind is?

[placid sail]

I can't believe it's fucking friday

anyways

jumps into a pickup truck and slams it into a random shop on a maximum speed

[radiant grove]

B3-K

[slate crown]

jesus

[placid sail]

what does "on gear" mean

[slate crown]

steroids

[placid sail]

oh!

[placid sail]

the instant snapping into a pose

that guy is a professional Hitler

[slate crown]

man's forgot he was out of character

[placid sail]

we used to have such folks around

but usually they were Stalins and Lenins

[heady crow]

Mfs using gear just to look like they are natural

[placid sail]

you can make photos for cash with them, and some of them even worked as guides on historical places

[slate crown]

my gym bud

[heady crow]

💀

No way

[slate crown]

i managed to talk him out of it

[heady crow]

A cousin of mine tried test, got to the point where his chest started exploding and didnt do any ever again

[placid sail]

you underestimate human's lazyness

[slate crown]

he was just insecure since his face is unfortunately ugly and short

[heady crow]

I guess

[heady crow]

Ah anlaki

[slate crown]

but i stuck by him till the end

[heady crow]

Thankfully you talked him out of it tho

[placid sail]

nah he just doubled the price

[heady crow]

Thats the reason why i dont really like ppl circlejerking over zyzz

Like sure he did inspire people but still used gear while not knowing much about training to get a naturally attainable physique till he died from it

[placid sail]

oh god he's russian

[placid sail]

dude looks like an essence of a fuckboy

(not jerma, that zyzz thing)

[slate crown]

when playing as a character goes too far

[fading shuttle]

majima wishes that was him

[slate crown]

same

[slate crown]

me when

[placid sail]

gta_remaster.mp4

[real tinsel]

every time i see the word gta this video plays in my head

[slate crown]

Byeah

[real tinsel]

Byeah

[heady crow]

Byeah

[placid sail]

oh man

late youtube jerma era

[real tinsel]

back when jerma was funny

[slate crown]

what are you talking about

jerma isn't real

[real tinsel]

he was funny back then

[placid sail]

PERISH BALD MAN

[slate crown]

@real tinsel

[real tinsel]

nooo not my peepee

whack my ass i have fetish for that stuff

[real tinsel]

this movie has a weird fucking plot

[slate crown]

Hardcore henry lore doesn't makes sense at all

which means it's perfect for payday dlc

[real tinsel]

nah not payday

payday has enough dlcs

[slate crown]

there is actually a payday dlc though

[real tinsel]

it has enough dlcs to qualify for being train simulator

[heady crow]

Repost

[real tinsel]

this isn't a repost, i haven't seen it before

[heady crow]

Alright good so anyone who says its a repost is wrong

[slate crown]

so you're wrong then

[heady crow]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

Hardcore Henry is what i imagine VR on drugs would feel like

[heady crow]

Reminds me of my friend who sometimes gets shitfaced playing vrchat purely for the experience

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403780186357892/press_1.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403780723216535/EXPAND.webm
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/959947290007728179/1002403781037793280/press_2.png

[real tinsel]

a what

[slate crown]

AN HOUR!

[real tinsel]

how the fuck is that an hour

[grizzled meadow]

This stuff is really something else

[real tinsel]

bri'ish sound weird as fuck

[grizzled meadow]

Taking the meme to another level

[slate crown]

@real tinsel this could literally be us rn

[lusty sonnet]

makes me wanna play runescape again

[grizzled meadow]

Remove your filthy hands from my husband

[heady crow]

Our*

[slate crown]

heck off he's mine

[grizzled meadow]

Mf comes in here talking shit

Newbie looking ass

[real tinsel]

yes fight for the privilege to pound my tight bussy

[heady crow]

Also pangolin wtf are bulgarian split squats. Recently introduced them to my program to get a switch up from spamming goblet squats so i dont do them with big boy weights but holy shit the pain and the pump in my quads

[lusty sonnet]

play russian roulette for it

[slate crown]

he offered to stick his whole tongue in my hole, im still waiting btw

[lusty sonnet]

all or nothing 👀