╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-the-boys-picmix-blue-ocean-gif-13038505468434160175

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2044802676094017975?s=20

TheGameVerse (@TheGameVerse)

🔥 LEAK: First Look at Edward Kenway in Black Flag: Resynced 👀

X · Apr 16, 2026, 3:38 PM

[sour rivet]

why does he darker robes

[copper vapor]

maybe it's the lighting but who knows

[sour rivet]

pick your poison
the banner that was leaked is from a ""premium edition" which gives you a gold and black outfit
or
ed just has a new fit

[rocky turtle]

i hope we getting ricardo id on sweepers rerun

[copper vapor]

yes

[sour rivet]

fuck... i didnt account for this choice

[copper vapor]

so true oomfie

[little depot]

thats racist

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BKLJHxNqbIY

[tiny notch]

this clip is so much more funny after the new ep

[marsh cargo]

i saw one of these for the first time irl last week
my god are they ugly wtf

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBUkkOJuEc8

[little depot]

i

[snow tree]

Have some hardcore

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/oT-0HHd-9Fw

have some hardcore

[snow tree]

This is mild in comparison

[verbal gate]

I still use my tupperware containers from elementary

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[oblique belfry]

soooo all it took was a colt 1911 to get to bed ?

damn

[frank hearth]

how many wins for fucking uprank

[oblique belfry]

another W for the 1911

[left mantle]

2 WORLD WARS

[pallid raft]

is it worth paying for the tarkov pve zone or is it like mid

[pallid raft]

45 ACP CUZ THEY DONT MAKE A 46

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/qZl7pZlXwbE have some miku then

[copper vapor]

let's hope it doesn't hit 3

[left mantle]

I fucking hope so

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

I hope it doesn't hit 3

let me phrase it better

[pallid raft]

we need a rapture

[oblique belfry]

or purge

[pallid raft]

world war 3 will cleanse the world in nuclear fire

we will be reborn

like individual phoenixes

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/debbie-harry-blondie-gif-21701678

[little depot]

you need to go eat something tasty

and stop being edgy

[pallid raft]

i had some lamb and mint kebab

i was trying to sound like a jrpg villain

[noble basin]

"What is a man"

[green granite]

Would love to see Helldiver movie full of popular actors

[pallid raft]

and they all die

[green granite]

Who died like 10 seconds into the movie

[noble basin]

I would love a helldivers movie where the helldivers keep their helmets on throughout the whole movie

[little depot]

@timid hollow

[left mantle]

I know the original quote, but this is the only clip I had on demand

[oblique belfry]

@sick trail help a fella out

[noble basin]

League?

[oblique belfry]

birb got stray bullet'd again

cuz of the bot

[pallid raft]

how does this keep happning to him

[left mantle]

It's the only castlevania parody quote I had on deck

[oblique belfry]

i legit do not know

[pallid raft]

i think its targetted

[noble basin]

Fair, and based since you know the og ref

[little depot]

VAHHAHAHA

[oblique belfry]

automod hates birb

[left mantle]

automod every time birb posts

[little depot]

down with the birb

[green granite]

He got muted?

[little depot]

KFC KFC KFC

[thick plover]

Im on a mixed streak

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/arisu-aris-pregnant-blue-archive-gif-15098572066819213302

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

im gonna try sending the yt link birb tried to send

if i dont write smth in 10 secs know that i was muted as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLi240fXzA

nvm

im safe

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1409890941833314304/1494305472008687686/m2-res_480p.mp4?ex=69e21feb&is=69e0ce6b&hm=30b12e05f880bf6a4d1e3749b0e4e50eea8ae51416538eb773c72c50ae33e67c&

[oblique belfry]

what

[little depot]

HOW THEY MASACRED MY GIRL

[oblique belfry]

oh there is a shop variant too

[copper vapor]

meh no gameplay
also nazis don't have the swastika

it's bleak

[copper vapor]

what in the temu wednesday addams is this

[oblique belfry]

oh wait i forgot to watch the vid

lemme watch it

[upbeat verge]

damn

if u have less than 16 megs u cannot run blood

[oblique belfry]

rip my calculator users

[upbeat verge]

so joever

[copper vapor]

"the novoreich is our home"

uh oh the nazis won

WOLFENSTEIN RUSSIA

[upbeat verge]

meow

[oblique belfry]

what if we travel countries now

in new metro

[upbeat verge]

I didn't think blood would intrigue me this much
I can see why momo loves it to death

[copper vapor]

protagonist is 'the stranger'

inb4 it's artyom

[oblique belfry]

is the dude schizo

[copper vapor]

uh oh propaganda

[oblique belfry]

who the fuck is hunter

[left mantle]

unrelated it's kinda crazy that sierra drops reaper's government designation

[oblique belfry]

context ?

[copper vapor]

character in the first game

[oblique belfry]

oh

[copper vapor]

I think he appears in the first level

[left mantle]

in game pre-game interaction

[oblique belfry]

oh overwatch

right

[copper vapor]

yea he's the guy on the first level

[oblique belfry]

new character name is sierra

[copper vapor]

goes off on his own to fight the dark ones

and disappears from the game

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-rizzler-right-behind-me-isnt-he-gif-12161547351822280955

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

dark ones did darkening on him

[copper vapor]

Daniel Vávra lookin mf

I hope they finish yapping soon and show some gameplay

[oblique belfry]

BRAZIL NUMERO UNOOO 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

ooo

gameplay

[upbeat verge]

and it looks just like xray engine

ye bro

purpose built

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

exodus was decently optimized

so cant hate on em

[upbeat verge]

true

true

[timber oxide]

How does that look like xray?

[copper vapor]

meh

15 second clip

no hud

"gameplay"

[oblique belfry]

inb4 its tech demo

[upbeat verge]

most likely prerendered

wrap it up

[tiny notch]

i picked up my clippers heard them click and now they have no tension

[sour rivet]

FREE

AT LAST

OH

[oblique belfry]

automod

[sour rivet]

RAGEQUIT

[oblique belfry]

get him

[sour rivet]

NOW DAWNS THY RECJ

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBn0O8sW2wM

[timber oxide]

Get back in the jail, Birb

[verbal gate]

its coming this year??

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[timber oxide]

Hold up I know how to get Birb to enter any room

[upbeat verge]

why is there a dude inside artyoms head

[copper vapor]

where's the steam logo

[oblique belfry]

so pc as well

gamepass

only

[sick trail]

@sour rivet Dumbass

[timber oxide]

Hey Birb, look at this
(places a Sam shaped plushie in the jail cell)

[sand canopy]

Oh

Im late to the party

[oblique belfry]

p!repost

[muted gyro]

⠀

[sour rivet]

your honor i plead stupid link

[copper vapor]

ok it's on all platforms

[oblique belfry]

imagine using share link

[nocturne aurora]

evening chat

[sour rivet]

IT LOOKED LIKE THIS

[timber oxide]

Your honor
My client is clearly st00pid

[verbal gate]

I guess I gotta cut down on the gunpla per month then lmao

[timber oxide]

We plead insanity

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/b1QFq.gif

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2590240/METRO_2039/

Steam

METRO 2039

METRO 2039 is the next landmark FPS from acclaimed storytellers, 4A Games. Journey into the dark heart of post-apocalyptic Moscow in a harrowing conflict for the very soul of the Metro.…

Release Date

To be announced

[oblique belfry]

did not expect this winter

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry how's Shibuya

[limpid tide]

Metroooooo

[copper vapor]

I still have to play Exodus

[oblique belfry]

what

[verbal gate]

did I hear correctly or is the main antagonist guy Hunter but radicalized?

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

wow

[verbal gate]

guess my 1050ti can run it then

I have a 4k screen so its high specs

[sour rivet]

they did say winter

not when in winter

[oblique belfry]

why are you using 4k screen with 1050 ti

[verbal gate]

I am lying to sound funny

[oblique belfry]

lying on the internet ?

on my based app ?

i cannot believe this

stw almost having 100k players

dream come true

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/notsve_/status/2044550693009174709

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘵. ᐟ 🎰 (@notsve_) ...

X · Apr 15, 2026, 10:57 PM

[blazing maple]

we did it chat, we saved the world

[verbal gate]

is this Hunter the same as the guy we meet in 2033?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[sour rivet]

how long until that drops

[oblique belfry]

oh boy

[rocky turtle]

WAIT WHAT? HUNTER IS FUCKING ALIVE?

[oblique belfry]

give it a week or 2

then it will stabilize

[oblique belfry]

apparently so

🥀

100 items

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail u finished the game?

[sour rivet]

you got 2 days

[timber oxide]

Pretty sure he survived the books, or at least the first one

[oblique belfry]

oh

[rocky turtle]

yeah since we didnt see him dead in first game at all

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly, he returned later in the 2034 book in a station

[timber oxide]

Yeah that's what I mean

The thing is that even 2033 game isn't 100% accurate since, well, it's a game

It removed a lot of stuff

But hey, the ending is mostly the same

[copper vapor]

yea and he's now turbo hitler

[verbal gate]

we getting a new protag or is it Artyom?

[oblique belfry]

I REALLY CANT LEAVE WITHOUT IT

ITS SOMEWHERE NEARBY

🗣️

[arctic flicker]

I see metro 2039 is coming this year, unexpected release date

[copper vapor]

it's a nameless "Totally not Artyom" protagonist referred to as "the stranger"

[verbal gate]

would really suck for Artyom if his plans to settle near Lake Baikal(?) end up in flames because the fascs found em

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

stw?

[oblique belfry]

ye

checking out the major overhaul it got

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

[sick trail]

Nah, not even close

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

Ope

[timber oxide]

Reading the description, it kinda sounds like it could be Artyom and they are just being vague on purpose
But I doubt it tho

[pallid sapphire]

This

[copper vapor]

either he reveals himself as artyom to Hunter at the end (or Hunter recognizes him)

or artyom appears outta nowhere

[timber oxide]

Can we have Metro without Artyom?
||Yes, 2034 exists||

[zealous depot]

So no atryom

[pallid sapphire]

At least i got a pc to play that unoptimised piece of ue5 shit

[green granite]

Everyone keeps talking about Phineas and Ferb

[oblique belfry]

my goat loadout

[green granite]

No one talks about Phineas and Fent

[pallid sapphire]

2 poles 1 cup

[copper vapor]

I'm not gonna remember this message in 8 months so we'll have to wait and see

[green granite]

Meep

https://youtube.com/shorts/083zTD62X-M?si=Jn1fV1AG9IBVqfxD

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[timber oxide]

His story is kinda complete

[zealous depot]

Artyom will return in avengers doomsday

[copper vapor]

incorrect

he'll return in Spaceballs: The New One

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry https://youtube.com/shorts/yGAj0bc-Blo?si=Yhe_97LzqxHcOO_Q

[verbal gate]

didnt the ending of Exodus seem to have ||Artyom and his folks making plans to rescue more people from the metro||?

[copper vapor]

whao whoa whoa SPOILERS dude

[timber oxide]

I don't actually remember

[long yarrow]

||It was, "The lake is too small for us alone"||

[thick plover]

@frank hearth

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1494391023277703371/ssstik.io_1773680404792.mov.mp4?ex=69e26f98&is=69e11e18&hm=dd1faaef90180c4304bf8e060f38af3b1611558187e7491464d4854074df15be&

[verbal gate]

if I remember correctly they were talking about how they're not only the ones who deserve to settle there?

[timber oxide]

And I said
I don't remember

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/MSdghdelbAw?is=aG_DkuAd8mD3M8xS

[copper vapor]

who's they

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/NebsGoodTakes/status/2044755483328938195?s=20

Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes)

male V is great actually

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 12:31 PM

[green granite]

So

Artyom has to go save his daughter

[pallid sapphire]

Seems like it

[copper vapor]

totally not artyom, you mean

legally distinct artyom

[green granite]

No no no

Definitely artyom

[pallid sapphire]

And hunter is now Hitler

[verbal gate]

I'm putting a nice crisp 20 Philippine Peso bill towards the lady on the right being Anna

[copper vapor]

I can't wait for the youtube videos talking about MASSIVE SPOILER HUGE PLOT TWIST GENIUS-LEVEL WRITING when the stranger is revealed to be artyom

[green granite]

Lmao I was like "Finally gun jamming animation"

And I forgot its a thing since Metro exodus

[frank hearth]

They are realy leaning into the supernatural this time round huh

[sick trail]

E4M7

[copper vapor]

and hell followed

[green granite]

Damn

Artyom shitted so much kids out

[sick trail]

Why's it gotta be farting, man

[green granite]

How is he gonna pay child support

😭

[copper vapor]

🫃

[timber oxide]

How much is it in chinese yuan

[green granite]

But I do have to wonder if the story ended at Lake Baikal why is he going back to Moscow

[verbal gate]

2.27 yuan

[copper vapor]

child was kidnapped and taken to turbo nazi school

[green granite]

Pro literaly said my 3 cents

[tiny notch]

mid vs three of the most influencial pieces of media

[green granite]

I thought the Fourth Reich is gone since Last Light

[copper vapor]

watch the trailer

ruling faction in the metro is the Novoreich, led by Hunter

yes, Hunter.

[verbal gate]

I'm guessing they pulled a freedom trail and kept sneaking back and forth to get people out

[oblique belfry]

i still got it baby

[green granite]

Dude gone from Artyom life now coming back as Villain

😭

[oblique belfry]

go my vbuck farmer

[green granite]

What is wrong w dude

[copper vapor]

common twitter user bad take

[little depot]

How much is that in azu azures

[green granite]

0

Over inflation

[little depot]

Hyperinflation

[thick plover]

the criminals

[copper vapor]

hmm I see. the criminals do crime.

[little depot]

The seer sees

[left mantle]

Its a bad take but OP actually is good on its own...Just not better than something like LotR.

[copper vapor]

the sleeper awakes

https://tenor.com/bb4cE.gif

[verbal gate]

I said it was nice and crisp, didn't say it has a lot of value

[left mantle]

I really wish they had taken the break for the anime so the pacing of OP didn't get gigafucked

[proven tundra]

Let's see if game of thrones or one piece gets finished first

[left mantle]

Game of thrones aint ever finishing lmao

[verbal gate]

if you want I can substitute it for those nice new polymer ₱50 bills

[left mantle]

Bros gonna die before finishing that

[quiet abyss]

Mfw co-op student starts making fun of my other co-worker because my co-worker tested a theory amd it didnt work

[proven tundra]

We'll be stuck with the TV ending

[quiet abyss]

I hate the fucking dweeb

Why did we take this guy

[verbal gate]

smack his nuts

[quiet abyss]

Sir thats a student

[green granite]

AMD???

[quiet abyss]

In high school

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

At least one piece is like actually in its final stages

[quiet abyss]

Anyways

Hes fucking dumb

Hes a half wit

And if someone isnt watching he is on his phone

Like a loser

[green granite]

Wait till bro learned that Theory is meant to be tested

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

And then get a backslap

[tiny notch]

nah winds is releasing this winter guys

[verbal gate]

put minimal amount of water into his seat to ensure he never feels comfortable

[tiny notch]

the publisher specifically said it isnt releasing in fall this year

so clearly they meant winter

[green granite]

Oh damn

Heats is releasing this summer guys

[quiet abyss]

See theres this cabinet that needed to move because it was tilted forward (hazard) so we tried to lift it with the forklift

And it was too heavy

Not for the forklift

[tiny notch]

i am NOT on hopium

[quiet abyss]

But for the cabinet

It would have broken

Which is fine, just means we have to empty the cutters from the drawers

[copper vapor]

the miura gambit

[verbal gate]

too soon mane

[green granite]

BUFFALO SAUCE

[quiet abyss]

But this fucking idiot says smth like “That was the dumbest thing ive seen, mustve been dropped on his head” HES GOT 50x YOUR WORK EXPERIENCE YOU LITTLE TWERP

HES BETTER THAN ME

Dont say shit like that

[green granite]

Maybe we should kill that guy, chat

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKDAXqyKEkA

[tiny notch]

nolan explaining how his genocide is good because it can sotp other genocides

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-villain-marvel-talking-serious-gif-15958647

[quiet abyss]

Most useless co-op student ever btw

Im actually contemplating the water on his seat thing cup

Good idea

Wait

That was chrono

Nvm cup

[little depot]

Why are you hwite now

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

hey does the "packed for (popeyes location)" mean it was meant for that location or are you just really happy they had that flavor so you grabbed a pic

[quiet abyss]

I know what popeyes you go to (inb4 its not your picture)

[green granite]

Go there please

Very good 😋

[quiet abyss]

Popeyes is ok ig

[green granite]

Its my picture

I just dont live anywhere near it

[proven tundra]

That's not the location
That's the company Popeye's Inc

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

Lmao

Dummies

[quiet abyss]

Buddy thinks i care

[green granite]

Everyday I lost faith in humanity

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

I fell from the abyss and some guys called the inquisitors almost clapped me

[quiet abyss]

Louisiana kitchen, its in florida

[cunning bronze]

Jeez

[quiet abyss]

[verbal gate]

additionally, back when I worked in the shop for a bus company, I used to have one of my pockets with a lil bit of loose rust and I put it in this one guy's boots since he leaves it to change to sneakers when he's done for the day

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/WZgi_1C48Ik?si=d9w24pW-FtCr6m1p Space Tarkuv

[cunning bronze]

Going back to Hernand ❗

[quiet abyss]

Thats such a dick move

I love it

[raven geyser]

Badge of american citizenship

That shit aint edible for the rest of us

[quiet abyss]

Imma start putting chunks of crystallized oil in his backpack

Take that you little shit

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DXMYjuDj4XN/

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

Greasy ass belongings

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[quiet abyss]

Anyways its 10 min break time

[cunning bronze]

I was like yeah... These guys hit tough. Plus there are so many of them. So there's likely a quest later on to liberate the area or something

[quiet abyss]

Now i get to be on my phone without consequences

[cunning bronze]

Plus I have a shit ton of things to do in hernand

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

where's the gameplay

[green granite]

None

[copper vapor]

clickbaited

[tiny notch]

😭

[verbal gate]

eh, guy was a dickhead who disappeared for 2 weeks, when asked by the head some questions to ensure we were teaching him, forgot everything despite us drilling it every day

[green granite]

We need to wait for 10 years for Beta

[tiny notch]

AI generated an empty bowl

[little depot]

Why is the spoon bent

Oh it's ai

[verbal gate]

folks don't even search images first now, they just run to AI despite it probably taking a lil bit longer

[green granite]

You never bend the spoon by wiggling it?

[little depot]

No I usually eat those

[copper vapor]

how hard are you wiggling your spoon lmao

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/r9oUm0K_G8E?si=yN2WTNYDqAkpk2U2

[thick plover]

im getting fucked by gun lash rn

my vin is 3/11

after laning with me

im 10/5

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

Huh

[arctic flicker]

never seen the epstein temple

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CVNxuKl9FcU

[sick trail]

@slim magnet @supple lotus @upbeat verge Episode 4 is done
And
Man

[thick plover]

I lost

[verbal gate]

great news, local dickhead driver's Innova nicknamed "Smoke Machine" who does dangerous races in highways with civilian traffic finally impounded

hallelujah

[thick plover]

How win

I have 4 chuds

[arctic flicker]

does his vehicle belch smoke alot

[sick trail]

Have this

[frank hearth]

[proven tundra]

Have you tried getting better at the game

[upbeat verge]

what am I meant to decipher from "And man "

[thick plover]

I was the only one doing anything there

[sick trail]

You're going to post a LOT of screenshots

[proven tundra]

Just teasing

[upbeat verge]

as if I haven't spammed enough already?

[verbal gate]

its his own nickname, because he thinks he leaves his opponents in his smoke

[upbeat verge]

I'm barely on 2m5 how bad does it get?

[sick trail]

This is neat tho

[upbeat verge]

SPOILERS MAN

[real aspen]

bro's snoozin

be a shame if someone

lets say

[upbeat verge]

is that supposed to be a display case

[sick trail]

Each boss becomes a "regular" enemy :)

[real aspen]

stabbed him

[upbeat verge]

I noticed with the sheogh or w/e the fk his name is

straight up skipped the mf

[sick trail]

Cheogh

[verbal gate]

whats hilarious is like 70% of the people he "races" are just regular drivers that he tries to provoke, they drive and he claims victory despite the other person not participating

[upbeat verge]

ugly fuckeogh

[sick trail]

You won't have opportunity to skip him

He's weak to the voodoo doll tho

About 33-34 charges on Extra Crispy

[upbeat verge]

only 34

[copper vapor]

unfortunately that won't stop him

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

Spoiled for Ivan, but Refreshed FMVs kinda rockin'

[verbal gate]

his license is getting pulled, I fucking hope he tries it again so he gets time

[halcyon fossil]

oh shit the metro trailer is really good

[upbeat verge]

e2 so far is really nice with the gothic aesthetic from e1 but with snow this time and more ice
@sick trail

chilly...

[verbal gate]

not gonna bother blurring the license plate since he posts him doing his shit on his facebook page, he aint hiding it lmao

[sick trail]

It's a great episode with a somewhat underwhelming boss

[upbeat verge]

no spoil plz

[verbal gate]

I have a vendetta against the guy since he almost sideswiped my dad which spiked his blood pressure so bad we had to get him to a near hospital

[copper vapor]

yotota

[copper vapor]

see this is why I wish these kinds of retards got cleared off the gene pool

[oblique belfry]

wtf ?

hi ?

[proven tundra]

Omg it's gojo from dragon ball

[copper vapor]

bro got big iron and bigger iron

[long stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLi240fXzA

[quiet abyss]

I did say i loved it

Its funny

[upbeat verge]

aww man

first it was that reddit retard in brainfart now its this fucking shit in offtopic

[verbal gate]

guy posted a race video doing dangerous driving near trucks since that time is the only time they have to pass specific roads without fines

[upbeat verge]

jesus christ

[copper vapor]

?

[quiet abyss]

Someone post the guy

For poor mbo

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/MSdghdelbAw?is=aG_DkuAd8mD3M8xS

[upbeat verge]

mbo not living under a rock
mf living inside the core itself

[upbeat verge]

yes thank you I hope you step on a nail

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

Best ive got of him

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

says the most vague nonsense imaginable
"y u livin under roc"

[upbeat verge]

i didnt

but ok

love you mbo dont worry man

its ok

[long stump]

whats with the weird reactions

[verbal gate]

what the fuck is Pregabalin?

[proven tundra]

We recycle people that post the same things that have already been posted here

[proven tundra]

It's an anti convulsant and can be used for nerve pain

[copper vapor]

Black Desert Online is now classified as a drug?

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

Ye ok so it was self-inflicted

[verbal gate]

aint DXM in cough syrup? how many bottles was he chugging LMAO

[proven tundra]

Dextromethorphan

[upbeat verge]

what was

I'm doing well done so idk the CBT you went through

[proven tundra]

And yes it's a cough suppressant

[halcyon fossil]

anti anxiety medication i think

[upbeat verge]

doesnt extra crispy have co-op specific enemy placements?

[sick trail]

Another boss enemy :-)

[copper vapor]

it's when you're pregnant and also ballin

[upbeat verge]

ah

well that's on you then

[verbal gate]

my first thought LMAO

[upbeat verge]

shouldve done well done buddy boy

[sick trail]

Too late, I have bragging rights now

[upbeat verge]

I mean I shouldn't talk tbh

even on well done I'm getting my ass kicked

enter room and perish

[halcyon sail]

gehehe

[proven tundra]

Have you tried not sucking Ivan

[upbeat verge]

no wonder they give you so many med bags and make enemies drop life essense and have life seeds everywhere
@sick trail

not nice

quite rude in fact

[verbal gate]

I apologize

[proven tundra]

Oof

I was just gonna react to that

[halcyon sail]

da fuh?

[copper vapor]

what did I miss

[halcyon sail]

zats what im thinking

[proven tundra]

Crow burned Ivan with a your mom joke

And then deleted it

Rude

[halcyon sail]

milk drops is a fucking reaction?

[halcyon sail]

i keep looking at that pfp and keep wondering why it seems so familiar before remembering messmer from elden ring. its uncanny how similar your pfp is to messmer

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge balls

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor i think we need to kill that guy

[oblique belfry]

good job epic games

you just didnt even bother doing anything

stw is hella unoptimized

because its still using the fucking 2018 port

good job guys

you saved your company

tim you fuck

[halcyon sail]

stw?

[oblique belfry]

save the world

[celest plank]

irrelevant retards

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail I cant explain it and idk how the devs did it however well done is such a bullseye difficulty for blood.
yes rooms are difficult and if you don't know what you're doing you'll perish in an instant however the way rooms are designed gives you multiple ways of tackling the enemies in it gargoyles cultists and whatnot.
its just the right amount of difficult to the point where u have to kind of lock in without it feeling overly unfair despite enemies shooting you instantly and dealign dmg
its actual cinema

[oblique belfry]

and from the lighting and assets alone

i can tell stw is still in UE4

because its still like the 2018 version

[proven tundra]

Social tustice warrior

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

i dont fucking know whats wrong

but during the main objective

i keep getting worse and worse fps

infact i even saw 3 fps at some point

the more you play in the same session the worse it gets

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

good ol' memory leak

[halcyon sail]

memory leak hen?

[oblique belfry]

anyways i guess the suffering was worth it

[oblique belfry]

like i've said

they didnt bother changing / fixing anything

and just straight up made this shit free

[long yarrow]

thoughts on Metro 2039?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-51pQXERA

[oblique belfry]

literally the same as 2018 version

with 0 changes

only hud / UI changes

[copper vapor]

can't wait to play as totally not artyom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJKmmZsalI

[rocky turtle]

[long yarrow]

I mean devs mentioned new voiced character, AND I DONT REMEMBER ARTEM TALKING YA KNOW

[proven tundra]

They released it too early, the first sequence you can tell they left lots of AI assets
The story is derivative
Controls are a mess and you can't rebind because of consoles

[rocky turtle]

yapping between chapters 🦻

[long yarrow]

what? are you in the future?

[proven tundra]

Yes
Also I'm trolling idc about metro

[long yarrow]

i mean yea but those are notes

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[long yarrow]

not actual speeches

[oblique belfry]

fun fact about stw

this character is voiced by the same person who voices rexsplode

[long yarrow]

does he die

[copper vapor]

yea but

exile
dark one-induced ptsd
has a wife who looks like anna

can't wait for the videos talking about it being huge spoilers, genius-level writing when it's revealed that 'the stranger' is artyom

[oblique belfry]

no.....at least not that i know of

[little depot]

You ever just

Meow?

[proven tundra]

YES

And bark

[halcyon sail]

like... mreow?

[halcyon sail]

a rat shouldn't meow

[copper vapor]

is this a copypasta

[halcyon fossil]

i meow back at my cats

[proven tundra]

[halcyon sail]

same here

[proven tundra]

It can be, I just made it up lol

[little depot]

Hello punpun profile picture

[long yarrow]

Could be could be not ya know

[little depot]

Are you over the age of 16

[halcyon sail]

yea

[little depot]

And are you edgy

[halcyon sail]

weird thing to ask but no

[little depot]

Knew it

[halcyon sail]

no but i get called emo as shit just cause of mah hair

[little depot]

No punpun pfp person is ever a functioning adult

[copper vapor]

[long yarrow]

also lmao

[proven tundra]

Wait
How is an under 16 year old in the 18+ channel

[halcyon sail]

im just abt thrre

[rocky turtle]

my tunnel rat ready for anything

[proven tundra]

[halcyon sail]

this is offtopic no?

[oblique belfry]

nic

[copper vapor]

TUNNEL RATS RULE

[little depot]

Offtopic isn't 18+ anymore

Idk when they did that

[proven tundra]

Oh

Nevermind

Carry on

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon sail]

i dont remember that ever being a thing but ig

[tiny notch]

chat is 5/6 drinks a day a "lot of liquids"?

each being ~500ml

[halcyon sail]

yes

[copper vapor]

depends what you're drinking

[tiny notch]

mainly water/juice now with some soda

[copper vapor]

is it water
is it soder
is it booze
is it battery acid

[proven tundra]

You should be getting like 3-3.5L of water a day

So no

[halcyon fossil]

yeah at least 3 liters is fine

[tiny notch]

my mother says i drink too much

[snow tree]

Some may need less than 3, some might need more than 3,5

[tiny notch]

god forbid a girl swallow

[halcyon sail]

what.

[snow tree]

So it varies

[upbeat verge]

@supple lotus I saw you react you sneaky devil ,where did you pull these sounds from?

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-time-to-stop-7

[halcyon sail]

i just like it dawgitty dawg

[upbeat verge]

my feet smell of my rubber slippers

zamn

[supple lotus]

they should be available on soundpack sites, i dont remember where i found that one

[little depot]

I don't mean any disrespect

[proven tundra]

Mayo clinic says 2.7 to 3.7 but I was too lazy to write that

[little depot]

But it's like a fundamental law

Of the universe

[supple lotus]

it's a 140MB zipfile

[halcyon sail]

no disrespect taken gng

[upbeat verge]

ah

I thought you pulled em from the game itself

[halcyon sail]

same with edgy teens like Bongou Stray dogs then?

[copper vapor]

huh I thought it was 2L

[upbeat verge]

3?

brother I'm not a camel

fuck off

[hexed stag]

me:

https://klipy.com/gifs/dying-hungry-and-thirsty-4

[halcyon sail]

wow i take in a lot less then... a concerningly less amount.

[halcyon fossil]

it doesn't really matter how you hydrate as long as you're drinking something with water in it

[proven tundra]

Man all you fucks must be dehydrated af

[upbeat verge]

1 monster 2 coffes das all

[halcyon fossil]

so if you're drinking coffee you're still drinking water

[little depot]

The ratio of bsd fans to ph pun fans is like 1:20

[upbeat verge]

no my pee is clear

[little depot]

Coffee dehydrates you no?

[upbeat verge]

WHO the fuck drinks 3 liters of water

[halcyon fossil]

no

[upbeat verge]

naw

[little depot]

You kidneys are clear

[halcyon sail]

it shouldn't be

[proven tundra]

Healthy people

[copper vapor]

my urine is colorless so no

[little depot]

Your piss shouldn't be colorless

[little depot]

Should be a slight yellow

[proven tundra]

It should be light yellow

[upbeat verge]

it should be clear to slight yellow

[little depot]

No

[halcyon sail]

no

[little depot]

Clear is bad ivan

[upbeat verge]

sometimes its slight yellow sometimes clear its w/e

I'm healthy

[halcyon sail]

clear means too much water

[little depot]

Cope

[upbeat verge]

kys azu

[halcyon sail]

mald

[upbeat verge]

bitch

[copper vapor]

I'm overhydrating then

[little depot]

Become water

[upbeat verge]

HOW IS 1 monster and 2 coffees overhydrating in my case

[little depot]

Become wet

[upbeat verge]

?????????????

[copper vapor]

ok bruce lee

[upbeat verge]

LET ALONE

3 LITERS

ARE YOU MAD

[proven tundra]

Anyway

[long yarrow]

I mean i have one theory in mind. Have you read what original Clear Sky plot was supposed to be? Yea, that shite

[proven tundra]

If you aren't dying idc

[oblique belfry]

??

my friend drinks 4 liters a day

[little depot]

My personal theory is because yelling on discord 24/7 doesn't really dehydrate you

[upbeat verge]

your friend is a camel

[little depot]

Go outside

[hexed stag]

You probably eat clean or little? Therefore not much to 'flush out'

[upbeat verge]

sorry to say

[oblique belfry]

no he goes to the gym

[copper vapor]

cactus

[halcyon fossil]

basically if your pee stink drink water

[upbeat verge]

WHOS PEE STINKS

[halcyon sail]

oh i thought dehydrated scale was the normal one. welp

[upbeat verge]

ARE YOU PEOPLE OK

[halcyon fossil]

dehydrated people

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[long yarrow]

who you refer to exactly?

[upbeat verge]

this server is full of fucking zombies

[little depot]

People who don't go outside and play video games all day

[proven tundra]

[halcyon fossil]

brains

[halcyon sail]

fun fact, asparagus makes your pee smell weird

[oblique belfry]

pee being clear just shows you are peeing excess water

[upbeat verge]

I'll document it next time i go

[oblique belfry]

if your pee is colored you are also getting rid of bacteria n whatnot

[little depot]

I want to see a plants vs zombies mod where all the plants are people instead

[proven tundra]

Please do

[hexed stag]

Ivan must have cat kidneys gdamn

[copper vapor]

and all the zombies are plants

zombie plants

[upbeat verge]

what if it's venom neon green?

what then?

[proven tundra]

Take pictures

[pallid sapphire]

eat asparagus and you know

[halcyon fossil]

offtopic communal urine test

[pallid sapphire]

welp thats kinda fuck your liver and kidneys

[little depot]

Y'all's piss ain't pastel pink?

[upbeat verge]

?

[halcyon sail]

the fuck

[upbeat verge]

this is what its all about

[rocky turtle]

general-urologist

[little depot]

Offtopic is when communal urine test

[proven tundra]

Taste test or ...

[verbal gate]

Is this a safe space to say that I drank exclusively energy drinks throughout college and my piss smelled horrendous and I sweat like a bastard back then?

[proven tundra]

Yes

[halcyon sail]

no.

[proven tundra]

We don't judge

[halcyon sail]

yes.

[hexed stag]

something about cat kidneys being very efficient or them just not drinking a lot of water

[little depot]

Yeah but I do

[sweet meadow]

[proven tundra]

It's how we used to test for diabetes

[pallid sapphire]

Wait for the moment Ivan finds out how they test for diseases.Penis stick is coming for you.

[little depot]

How many diagnoses have you made?

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS GIF

[proven tundra]

Zero
I leave that to my community pharmacy brethren

[verbal gate]

Now I drink a liter of water or more every day, my body is one thirsty sonuvabitch

[little depot]

So you were just drinking for the love of the game huh

[proven tundra]

[sweet meadow]

i drink cola instead of water

[copper vapor]

offtopic public urinal smp

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry i won the game

[little depot]

How are any of you this bad at being alive

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

The guy that has to stand next to someone else and can't pee loses

[upbeat verge]

idk I'm bulgarian I grew up on salad and rakija

[copper vapor]

why is it called oven

[little depot]

Bread

[copper vapor]

[verbal gate]

What do we do with the guy that pulls his pants down to below his ass to pee?

[halcyon fossil]

of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[proven tundra]

Spank it

[sweet meadow]

who doesnt

[little depot]

Rachiu is goated tho

[upbeat verge]

I didn't say it's not

[little depot]

Also why do y'all spell it rakija

Weirdos

[sick trail]

Alright, that's everything in the main 4 episodes done
Now onto Post Mortem
Tomorrow :>

[upbeat verge]

because that's the way it's spelled in latin

[copper vapor]

you misspelt Raichu

https://tenor.com/ocqxgnhWMGv.gif

[halcyon fossil]

drinking only rakjia for a week challenge

[upbeat verge]

in bulgarian it's Ракия

[verbal gate]

Hopital

[little depot]

Alolan Raichu is my Spirit animal

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

not rly

[sweet meadow]

I do it

[verbal gate]

Only? No other sources of hydration?

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

ah well if we're saying hydration

then ye u might end up in the hospital

[halcyon fossil]

worth

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bayrN.gif

[halcyon fossil]

epic fail

[little depot]

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

[copper vapor]

stay hydranted

[little depot]

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

[halcyon fossil]

morrissey reference

[halcyon sail]

Final DOOM on nightmare is a torturous thing

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

hope you enjoy revenants and chaingunners

[little depot]

Clamp knows ball

[halcyon sail]

hitscan fucks holy they piss me off

[pallid sapphire]

i love this laser

[upbeat verge]

cock

[little depot]

-ivan

[pallid sapphire]

cock stick going into your pp hole

[halcyon sail]

what a statement

[little depot]

Laff

[pallid sapphire]

yes

[little depot]

Why has that been all you talk about

In the last 30 minutes

[upbeat verge]

true actually

[little depot]

It's just the cock stick

[pallid sapphire]

it was just 2 sentences

[little depot]

Why is that on your mond

[upbeat verge]

mond

[rocky turtle]

if u upgrade it u can even use it for endgame too

[pallid sapphire]

ive been through that when i thought i got a present from the UK but i was glad not to get one

[little depot]

What the fuck does that ecen

Even

[odd valve]

i need help guys

[little depot]

Mean

[little depot]

With what game?

[pallid sapphire]

im ready

let him cook

Azu

Fuck you

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

[little depot]

Don't you got a wife

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[odd valve]

been stuck on 10mbps for like 3 months now okay ive tried everything from cmd promt commands and network resets i got no clue what it is and im sure its my pc because i run speed tests on my phone or other devices and its normal 40-50mbps but pc is not the case 10 sometimes 17 if im lucky

[copper vapor]

DAMMIT.

I had the command ready

[pallid sapphire]

fuck.

[upbeat verge]

FALSE ALARM

GAH DAMN IT

[little depot]

Go make some laffettes

[pallid sapphire]

your kinda boring.Someone can help.I cant.

[upbeat verge]

same

I had that shit prefired

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/t3or.gif

[little depot]

Are you using Ethernet or wifi

[odd valve]

PLEASE IVE TRIED EVEYRTHING

[halcyon sail]

ethernet or no?

[odd valve]

PLEASE HELP IM USING WIFI

no ethernet

[pallid sapphire]

Wifi is cucked though

always shit

[odd valve]

it was working fine for 3 years

[little depot]

Is your like pc antenna

Placed in the correct spot

[odd valve]

i just added one in hopes to fix it but nah

[pallid sapphire]

It also might be the provider or any issues

[upbeat verge]

how far away is the pc from the router

[little depot]

What about other devices

[odd valve]

one room away

[little depot]

Try testing the speed on ur phone near the same place

[odd valve]

other devices are fine 40 -50 mbps

except my pc

i checked delivery optimization

and well ill show you

[pallid sapphire]

50 mbps is kinda very slow.

like we had that in the early 2000s

[odd valve]

yeah well im poor man

[real aspen]

the honse

[odd valve]

30 dollar a month for that

[little depot]

I could probably have that much information transfer by just yelling very fast

[pallid sapphire]

Canadian or american ?

[copper vapor]

isn't that a nightreign boss

[odd valve]

looolll

[pallid sapphire]

If its american dollars your fucked by birth in the regard of easily available everything.

[little depot]

OH MG VOD IFS THE BOSS FROM NIGHTOGN

[real aspen]

friendly reminder that 100mbps (about 8MB/s) is the max you can get here lol

[pallid sapphire]

Your georgian

thats different

you are not the worlds most developed 3rd world country

[real aspen]

cant have shit in georgia

[little depot]

100/8 is...

[copper vapor]

yea forgot his name

[odd valve]

im so lost

[little depot]

8?

[copper vapor]

fulghor?

[halcyon fossil]

fucker

[little depot]

Fucker

[pallid sapphire]

6

7

6

7

6

7

[odd valve]

HEEELLLLPPPP MEEE

PLEAASSEEE

i beg man

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/pwao56MxHmq.gif

[pallid sapphire]

yep same thought

[copper vapor]

anyways

job 1 is done, time for job 2

[pallid sapphire]

shit is probably beyond remote help

[real aspen]

dont ask me, that's the actual speeds i get

[pallid sapphire]

in the end its just a US thing and the provider is an asshole

or theres problems nearby

Anyway 30 dollars for that shit is an outrage

[little depot]

I pay like

[real aspen]

it shoud be like 12MB/s but i never get that

[pallid sapphire]

i can get a gun for less money

[little depot]

5 bucks a year

[pallid sapphire]

i pay 60€ for phone with unlimited data and Internet....

[rocky turtle]

damn

[pallid sapphire]

And get every 2 years a new one for free (phone of my choice of newer ones) Meep

[pallid sapphire]

thats kinda nice

[rocky turtle]

quasi mod for guns + ammo https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3701217856

[pallid sapphire]

pp grabber

[halcyon sail]

right, forgot about quasimorph

[rocky turtle]

also those

[pallid sapphire]

for now il pass on Quasi

il play Xenonauts

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

after that one i touch the Quasis again

[halcyon sail]

the new one? how is it?

[pallid sapphire]

2 isnt new

its in Early access for a year

now 1.0 is out

they improved it a lot

It was great before 1.0 but now im gonna check what happened with 1.0

[little depot]

He xeno on my nauts until I 1.0 rc release

[rocky turtle]

check mods when u try new run there is a lot of new ones

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

already heavily customisable

[oblique belfry]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pallid sapphire

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[oblique belfry]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat #╓☢stalker-chat #╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting

[pallid sapphire]

You are in fact not German

This has no effect on me

[halcyon sail]

it is to me cuz im a dumbass and forgot about gaming for a whole 7 months