╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

The elderly

[severe locust]

Very true

[stray ravine]

you gotta go early in the morning or after it gets dark, otherwise you just get food and no show

[proven tundra]

Men women children

[untold spear]

adults are lifelong children

[proven tundra]

We're all united in stupidity

[untold spear]

i know this because i'm an adult

[proven tundra]

Same oomfie

[severe locust]

I drive a fast car and had a kid run towards it to tell me it's cool while I'm going 25 down a residential street. Like you can do that without trying to get ran over...

[verbal gate]

I have no idea why fucking troglodytes even ride a motorcycle without a helmet

[proven tundra]

They want to see the inside of the neurology ward

Or a coffin

[timid hollow]

Everyone wanted to see both of them together

And who did it

[stray ravine]

Your pristine idiocy reveals a safe path through the impenetrable fog of Life.

[timid hollow]

Fucking r6

[proven tundra]

[stray ravine]

being stupid is the safest evolutionary trait

until everyone is stupid

[untold spear]

to be fair, a good chunk of the times, the helmet will not save you

bikers die far more often than car drivers for obvious reasons

[verbal gate]

we call incompetent motorists kamote (sweet potato) because they kamot(scratch their head) when they damage another person's vehicle or they get smeared like some soft steamed sweet potato when they finally does something so incompetent

[proven tundra]

ATV and snowmobile riders were more of the population up here that wanted to be brain damaged
Motorcycle accidents are more often straight up fatal ye

[timid hollow]

To be fair, a good chunk of the times, people dont wear their helmet properly

Which just increases lethality

[proven tundra]

One of the nice coffee ladies got killed right in front of my hospital by some idiot not watching

On her bike

[untold spear]

yeah

[severe locust]

People just drive like shit anymore

[untold spear]

the thing about bikes is that sometimes it does not depend on you not being a retard

but on the other drivers two

[timid hollow]

Yeah thats why i stopped doing my bike license

[untold spear]

you wouldn't have this issue if you drive an SUV

[proven tundra]

Bikes are cool
But I would rather be encased in steel and aluminium than a leather coat

[timid hollow]

Had a risky Situation in my first driving lesson, told the teacher i dont trust anyone on the Streets enough

[severe locust]

One of the cities around me has a reputation of having parents who buy their dumbass kids fast car. Having one myself it's insufferable when I run into an 18 year old in a 500+ horsepower car with no self-control

[verbal gate]

you ever see a man get angry that his motorcycle got wrecked by a truck since he snuck up on their blind side? should really be thankful that he didn't get smeared

[timid hollow]

Just one fuck that is too tired and doesnt see you, and youre sliding across the concrete

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Even with cars other drivers need to also not be retarded

[severe locust]

I had an 18 year old fly through a parking lot trying to show off and almost hit me

[untold spear]

yes, but you are way less likely to die because of other people's recklessness in a car

[timber oxide]

Bikers do stupid shit too so

[untold spear]

you have airbags, seatbelts

[severe locust]

True

[verbal gate]

I dunno bout the statistics but theres probably more incompetent motorcycle drivers here where Im at since motorcycle DL is cheaper, plus theres a fuckton of fixers there

[untold spear]

usually double the weight

[proven tundra]

Watching someone rev up their Mustang and smash into the car in front of them in a drive thru line
Nobody was moving I'm not sure why he went forward at all
Lady gets out of her car that he ran into "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME'

[verbal gate]

plus the fucking stupid amount of zero downpayment motorcycles

[severe locust]

lmao moron didn't realize it wasn't in park

[untold spear]

he was recording a tik tok

[proven tundra]

I felt bad for the ladies dogs

They just wanted their pup cups

[little depot]

20 minutes queue

[timber oxide]

Young drivers are the worst
At least wait a year or two before you do stupid shit

[little depot]

this game is dead

[severe locust]

For me I always get beat to shit Dodge Chargers coming up and messing around with me

[proven tundra]

At least it isn't an avenger

[severe locust]

Makes me nervous because they're beat to shit so obviously the person can't go long without hitting something

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

yall havent been rear ended by a cybertruck going mach jesus yet

[severe locust]

Also Nissan Altimas think my car is slow

[verbal gate]

scariest thing in the world to see, a beat the fuck up japanese sedan with drift stickers on it

[proven tundra]

I've only seen one in my town, pretty sure they weren't from around here

[severe locust]

lmfao

[little depot]

i hope not

[severe locust]

That and an old beat up Chevy S10 with a K&N Air Filter sticker

[timber oxide]

I've only seen one cybertruck and I had to stop myself from pushing it off the road

[proven tundra]

The only bumper sticker I want

[verbal gate]

usually young folks that got given the car for their birthday, no money for tires so you know that shit fucking bald with the amount of times they "drifted"

[severe locust]

Literally the other day I had some 20 year old see my car and try gunning his V6 Mustang past me to show off and he almost spun out. I was like man those tires must be bald as fuck if you're almost going off the road in a V6 lmao

[verbal gate]

that or the temu special car with the driver wearing sunglasses and a permanent frown line above their eye line, you know they got some real anger issues

[timid hollow]

Think i gonna play fallout dust

Scratching the redacted cock Ball Torture itch but in fallout

[thick plover]

that one TMNT villain

[untold spear]

[untold spear]

the other day i saw someone driving a BMW

his car was so fucking loud

like wtf man

[severe locust]

Soccer moms in minivans are bad about cutting people off

[timid hollow]

Seems cool

Also has some Story

[untold spear]

if you're into cbt

sure

[severe locust]

ahh the fart can exhaust BMW mod

[timid hollow]

Youre in the gamma discord

[severe locust]

and it's not even an M car

[timid hollow]

Lmao

[untold spear]

it's not that bad

you have no idea

[untold spear]

speaking of loud cars

i'm amazed about how silent electrics are

[timid hollow]

I have the itch to play gamba again as well but i know ill be bored after 5 hours because the hobo Phase is over

[untold spear]

maybe we really should switch to it

[timid hollow]

Anomaly on the other hand would be toooo boring

[untold spear]

i have redownloaded it recently too

in fact, i'm going to play right now

howerver

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[severe locust]

The guy across the street from my parents has 3 electric cars - Lucid AIR, Tesla Model S, and a F150 Lightning. He always drives the Lucid and it sounds so weird hearing it pull up

[untold spear]

around here i mostly see chinese stuff

BYD

they mad ugly, but they are silent

[severe locust]

Never seen a Chinese vehicle IRL

Well except all the cars I guess with parts made in China

[copper vapor]

[verbal gate]

sucks to suck enclave boy

using this PA guy an example since he's a dunce that threw a grenade that I shot, rest of the squad killed lmao

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bQDOQQvLDnk?si=LG3vYVDl32apQdCC

pelo my beloved

[rocky turtle]

bro its nowhere close to fallout dust

that shit is so ass

[pastel wave]

I FUCKING HATE RENE DESCARTES

[untold spear]

cringe

what are you

[rocky turtle]

fallout dust gameplay is

oh fuck i spawned near deathclaws that spawn is ass
oh fuck i spawned near tunnelers that spawn is ass
restart till u get not ass spawn
die anyway

[untold spear]

an empiricist chud?

[pastel wave]

No i just hate the coordinate plane

[untold spear]

better get the tunneler perception fix

otherwise they detect you from a mile away

[verbal gate]

what the fuck does that mean, are you a high schooler?

[pastel wave]

Genuine unbridled hatred for transformations on a coordinate ate plane

[rocky turtle]

not thinking therefore u are not existing

[untold spear]

coordinate plane is so zased, you have no idea

but yeah school is lowkenuinely bs

good luck with that

[rocky turtle]

im.not.playing.fallout assust again

[pastel wave]

Its great for literally anything other than transformations

Like im sure it has its uses but I went to college to learn about brains not make up for the fact that I did xanax in the bathroom doing high school math class

[rocky turtle]

@quiet abyss paper marines?

[pastel wave]

Im doing more complex algebra in my chem than I am in my actual math classes for credit recovery

[quiet abyss]

I dont think ive seen you play darktide in like 2 months

[quiet abyss]

Wuh

[pastel wave]

Klein thats the motherfucker

[rocky turtle]

sm2

[pastel wave]

Not descartes

[rocky turtle]

[pastel wave]

Klein

[quiet abyss]

Nah im going work in literally 9 minutes

[pastel wave]

Descartes invented the plane Klein is the BITCH who said "but what if we made it spin "

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

oh ok then

[quiet abyss]

I dont wanna go

Ngl

But no choice in the matter

[rocky turtle]

so do i

[rocky turtle]

aight back leveling my ass to 3rd prestige on vanguard

[timid hollow]

Sounds awesome

kinda sounds better than

spawn in cordon
farm ru until you have enough first aid and bandages
repair gun
play pripyat call of duty

at least thats how my brain worked in gamba

oh and obviously >smoke more cigarettes than charlie sheen to fix 25 msv of radiation

biggest issue is how i install it now, some people say put it over viva new vegas but eh

[brittle karma]

why is it so bright lmao

[arctic flicker]

a new hand touches the beacon

[brittle karma]

[blazing maple]

Unfortunately I'm a vandal/recon player and not a filthy THIEF player

#movementtechtheirasses

#getscannedidiot

[raven swan]

[wet orchid]

WHAT A THRILL

[marsh cargo]

[arctic flicker]

Surely most of em are slop

[timid hollow]

WITH SILENCE AND DARKNESS TROUGH THE NIGHT

[marsh cargo]

Rebb is just based

[copper vapor]

they did get lucky

warframe was kinda mid at the start

no idea how it kept going early on

combat was weird, game was grindy af

people claimed it was p2w, too

[wet orchid]

'Member when Warframe had a stamina bar and you could unequip your own abilities to slap on more power strength? I 'member.

[copper vapor]

now we can just say warframe hangs on with the power of goon

inside and outside the game

[rocky turtle]

yeah

[thick plover]

sir why do you goon to the frames

[copper vapor]

the fanbase does, I don't

I played warframe back at release

3 'frames, one of them paid

[blazing maple]

well it was free so they were able to get a bunch of people in

[pliant chasm]

everything warframe related i see outside of this server is gooning

[blazing maple]

and if they enjoyed it they'd spend a lot more than what an average asking price would be

[timid hollow]

probably gonna do a clean install of viva new vegas and then deactivate anything content/gameplay related

[copper vapor]

the most interesting part of combat was doing some weird-ass quick attack into dash into slide into jump attack

[copper vapor]

isn't that valid for every other f2p game out there tho

[pliant chasm]

i saw my friend play it like 2 days ago
adhd simulator

[marsh cargo]

D2 is free

[wet orchid]

The most pay to win part of Warframe is that warframe slots and weapon slots cost platinum

[copper vapor]

pop-up numbers-on-screen simulator

[pliant chasm]

"free"

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

diablo immortal is free

[pliant chasm]

it's like those 3 days free trial but you need to use a credit card

[wet orchid]

Path of Exile is free as long as you don't mind losing all progress whenever the new season starts because holy fuck is Legacy cancer

[timid hollow]

hey i played to power soft cap in d2 f2p

[copper vapor]

how so

[timid hollow]

only doing strikes

[wet orchid]

Mostly the economy

[left mantle]

Path of exile is only free if you value your sanity that little

Mirage league is fun though

[wet orchid]

I should play through Grim Dawn again at some point

[pliant chasm]

real and true

the only good arpg

[wet orchid]

Last time I made an Inquisitor that made everything explode with a pistol

[thick plover]

Free to install maybe

[pliant chasm]

i played arsonist

[thick plover]

I am an arsonist

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

wait what

[wet orchid]

Real arsonist hours

[pliant chasm]

i just wish witch hunter wasn't dual melee

[wet orchid]

In any game where fire magic or weapons is available, always become an arsonist

[pliant chasm]

i also love the look of the game

[copper vapor]

or lightning, since electricity causes fires

[pliant chasm]

this goes crazy hard

[copper vapor]

also I could've sworn I had bought grim dawn

[copper vapor]

victor saltzpyre

[wet orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgAhJvmc3s

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-vermintide-2-saltzpyre-thumbs-up-victor-saltzpyre-gif-12423588020318615207

[marsh cargo]

[wet orchid]

I still have no idea what these things are supposed to be and I don't want to know

[copper vapor]

dead.

they're supposed to be dead.

[pliant chasm]

aren't they women that pontiff tortured

or am i misremembering

[wet orchid]

No, these are the bird people? in Ashes of Ariandel

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIhQi0JfK5Y

what the FUCK.

[pliant chasm]

ah
iirc those are rotting cause friede refuses to burn ariandel and start again

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDATcxtakAAnCdT?format=jpg&name=medium

you got games on your phone?

[chrome ginkgo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1rps0nv/fallout_3_remastered_seemingly_confirmed_via_new/

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dead-group-chat-7

[wet orchid]

The whole place honestly needs to burn if only because of what's happening in the church's basement

[chrome ginkgo]

This is a hell of a stretch

But if it's true...

[wet orchid]

Those fly creatures have no reason to exist and many reasons for me to make them stop existing

[copper vapor]

I mean
didn't you say you had an inside guy saying they were gonna make Fallout 3 remastered after Oblivion

[chrome ginkgo]

Yes but the debate about it is less "it's happening" and more "when is it happening"

Most leaks say it's still a ways off

but this kinda stuff didn't start happening till about a month before Oblivion Re dropped

[copper vapor]

[chrome ginkgo]

If it dropped in the next month I would be shocked

REALLY shocked

I need them to just officially confirm it so I can stop having internal doubts

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a09MGMw0FxE

lul

[thick plover]

I think what the user reviews are saying that its
granpoo

badum ts

[copper vapor]

just complaining about it being a "second 9 to 5" and grindy
but mfs will glaze shit like warframe

[marsh cargo]

There is a reason for this

But you prob dont care

[thick plover]

I mean

hear me out

warframe has no fomo and vaulting is like minimal

[copper vapor]

there has to be because the reviews only whining about it being grindy is just senseless

[timid hollow]

fallout dust discord helping me :)

[marsh cargo]

Originally it was because they didnt let you link you old account to the steam ver

But complaining about the grind
On the gacha who invented the gacha grind is comical tbh

[timid hollow]

gonna freshly install vnv and then deactivate aqua fria, content mods and weather mods and it should work :)

[copper vapor]

so people would have to start over if they wanted to play the steam version?

[brittle karma]

what the

[marsh cargo]

They are letting you link the account now
So you keep the progress

[copper vapor]

same energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUhLUqgppKY

[copper vapor]

wargaming pulled similar shi with world of tanks on steam

could only play the steam version if you created a new account

excellent idea to do that to a 10 year old game where most of your fanbase is people who've been playing the game since then

and to make matters worse they gave freebies and special discounts on shop purchases only for steam players

[timid hollow]

@carmine laurel are you proud

[marsh cargo]

Ikr

Fucking stupid

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdiEs0Ee73U

[cunning bronze]

growl

[oblique belfry]

new warbond already ?

[arctic flicker]

its that time of the month again

[teal spade]

my opinions on it area already in #🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[timid hollow]

GIVE ME THE LAST RAIN

[arctic flicker]

honestly they should work on the shit we already have instead of dumping more stuff

[frank hearth]

im gonna have to shoot my friends on sight on any future bug dives if they run this

[oblique belfry]

oh right that channel exists

[timid hollow]

ah the last night

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

it was called the last night

[arctic flicker]

I'd run the heavy flamer

[wet orchid]

There can be only one aura farmer, die you piece of shit

[teal spade]

it's not either of you

it's him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFD2r4PxMDw

[maiden flare]

In souls-like games it's always not you who's farming all the aura

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[wet orchid]

Which would win, the primordial flame of Chaos, or NANOMACHINES SON

[uneven sapphire]

What could this possibly mean

[thick plover]

I saw this on the nextfest and immediately favorited it

shit looks awesome

[pliant meteor]

Good morning chatters

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-babby-guava-and-friends-babbyguavaandfriends-KOABKMiXpgO806QwB5

[timid hollow]

:0

[oblique belfry]

you will be shot if you go into the server room

[copper vapor]

I farm all the aura when I play soulslikes

[oblique belfry]

"watch me curb this deathclaw"
loading...

[timid hollow]

from videos i saw it looks pretty stable

way more stable than anything happening on the redacted side

maybe i will try out with fren

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[oblique belfry]

I WILL KILL CHAOS

[timid hollow]

eh

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[oblique belfry]

GUYS

STOP INVADING IN 2026 PLEASE

MINIONS COME TO LANE IN 55 SECONDS

[frank hearth]

invading 3 months into this season

[timid hollow]

guess who was first blood

[restive bear]

No primer:

[maiden flare]

[restive bear]

With primer:

I am seeing Lavos' gameplay loop now

[cunning bronze]

this gif reminds me i should hop on this game again

man, i need a bigger drive

why is sop fucking 90gb man

i gotta at least plat it

[timber oxide]

Fuck you mean already it's been over a month

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[timber oxide]

The previous one was on Feb 3rd

[oblique belfry]

they are doing monthly warbonds ?

didnt know that

[cunning bronze]

they've always done that

[timber oxide]

More or less

[oblique belfry]

never noticed

[cunning bronze]

at least, thats what it supposed to be

[timber oxide]

Brother you didn't play the game in ages, of course you didn't notice

Anyways, shovel

[marsh cargo]

Its a monthly warbond since like

The year it came out

[copper vapor]

just git gud bro

[oblique belfry]

huh

neat

[timber oxide]

With a few exceptions

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

Guess I'm not getting that Halo collab bond

I have a shovel to buy

[zealous depot]

Shovel

Kriegmens time

[timber oxide]

Finally I won't have to find a shovel on the map that will take my support weapon slot, now I will be able to put a shovel in my secondary

[copper vapor]

Shovel? I hardly know...

wait, no that one doesn't work

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Hey girl, are you a shovel? Cause I want you to bury me

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

when's the next classified military document leak

[zealous depot]

Soon

[restive bear]

Russian bias as usual with WT I see

[teal spade]

repost that in #🛩war-thunder

[restive bear]

Glad Russian tanks in WoT aren't that crazy op

[zealous depot]

But what if

[wet orchid]

To the victor goes the drip

[restive bear]

-# except the Obj. 279 (e) but at least that's very much a late-game thing to do

[rocky turtle]

how is quasi update

[copper vapor]

they had like 3 extremely OP premium tanks
one has been nerfed and the other two are impossible to get nowadays

[zealous depot]

Did two missions

[rocky turtle]

[cunning bronze]

I gotta fulfill a long time dream this year

Publishing a book

[copper vapor]

"GAMMA offtopic and its correlation to brain damage: a study"

[cunning bronze]

😂

[zealous depot]

I've been wanting to try and make a game so been watching alot of vids on how to code and use unreal engine

[cunning bronze]

Nah, fantasy

[zealous depot]

Also looked at godot

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

And I looked at unity for like

2 seconds

[cunning bronze]

Godot is pretty nice

[raven swan]

boss

[restive bear]

Yeah that thing at least, could only face tier 10s. These days the 279 (e) hasn't been seeing a lot of action now there's tier 11s

[teal spade]

what???

I see this shit every game

[verbal gate]

I wish I was there to see the first Orbital Strike Cannon test firing

[teal spade]

atleast I used to before I uninstalled WoT again for the 8th time

[restive bear]

FOr you I guess

[copper vapor]

[teal spade]

mas has a 2 WoT rating probably

[proven tundra]

I've only uninstalled it five times
Gotta get on your level

[teal spade]

-# low is worse right? I forget

[copper vapor]

I installed it once and uninstalled it once

[restive bear]

Like this is one of the things it will encounter now lol

And this is a tech tree tank

[wet orchid]

I installed it never and uninstalled it never

[restive bear]

Basically an even more obscene Maus

[teal spade]

I know

[restive bear]

It actually has 2 useable cannons on the sides of the main gun

[verbal gate]

this is one of the reasons why modlists are big as fuck, high quality gun textures lmao

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

COD Gun 🗣️

[copper vapor]

surely it's the textures and not the bloat

[teal spade]

but it's still just a

issue

[restive bear]

Yeah it's just HE on the side guns, useable against light armor or for finishing off low hp tanks

[teal spade]

I know
I fucking hate the armor/ammo system so I just play paper thin tanks

[restive bear]

Ngl I wish they used this technology for other tanks like the B1 and the M3 Lee

[verbal gate]

man Sim Settlements was a pain in the ass to make performant with a big modlist back when I started modding the game, dropped it despite how much I love it

[pallid sapphire]

and yet its so low quality its called COD Gun

[verbal gate]

I renamed it that boss

[pliant chasm]

sees silverballer
"cod gun"

[teal spade]

ADD FEATURES TO TANKS LOWER THAN TIER 8?!??! ARE YOU MAD?!?!

[pallid sapphire]

proves my point

[verbal gate]

did you perhaps not see the abundant attachments

[restive bear]

I sure wish I was mad enough to see that happen

[pliant chasm]

bro did not finish blood money

[fallen ruin]

i do believe that kevin gates did jump start a car with his bare hands

[restive bear]

I only really get to experience the full of the B1 and M3 Lee in WT, but I uninstalled that game

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[untold spear]

disgraceful

[verbal gate]

counterpoint, I did not enjoy hitman at all

[pliant chasm]

and you play fo4

smh

[untold spear]

you put the full auto mod though?

[teal spade]

[pliant chasm]

47 we have a new target

[teal spade]

Silverballer with just the silencer my beloved

[fallen ruin]

are you denying this

[untold spear]

silverballers on full auto are an abomination

[pliant chasm]

it's in teh game you retards

fakecels spotted

[runic condor]

i'm with you on this one

[untold spear]

just use the silence 9mm

[verbal gate]

I should perhaps continue styling my guns based on other franchises and naming em a completely different franchise

its funny

[pliant chasm]

bro this rerolling is so rigged
i got my 3rd twisted fate skin now

i don't need more

[fallen ruin]

another brother that'll see the pearly gates with me when the time comes

god bless you

[teal spade]

The undetectable one isn't avaliable in Blood Money

[untold spear]

make do

[pliant chasm]

and i get this right after wtf is this

[fallen ruin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/whatsapp-hl2

[teal spade]

my fave emote

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[teal spade]

maybe, but I still know the objectively best emote in the entire game

[pliant chasm]

i was gonna post it

[fallen ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1112723185054531585/Stalker_punch.gif

[pliant chasm]

rare w

[teal spade]

OH MY GAWD

[copper vapor]

HEHEHE HA

[teal spade]

I LOVE IT

@oblique belfry YOU SEEN THIS?!??!

[thick plover]

I think the game wants you to play the man who throws piss cards

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGR5TrIUT7E

[pliant chasm]

i have like 3 skins on him
and i don't want to play him

2 of these are legacy

[oblique belfry]

wtf

first time seeing it

[thick plover]

I can't tell if this is VR or not

OH

IT IS

shit was so hard to tell until 40 seconds in

[teal spade]

into the collection it goes

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

not real

[oblique belfry]

what

its an hd concept art

[pliant chasm]

no way this is a real skin

[oblique belfry]

from rioters themself

it is

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

I WANT IT NOW

[thick plover]

WAIT

ON MY LIFE

[pliant chasm]

why is he smiling

[teal spade]

gonna be most sold tham skin

[pliant chasm]

i don't like that lowk

[thick plover]

THE SOLDIER BOY FIGURE IS GONNA BECOME MERCHANDISE

FROM THE END OF THE TRAILER

100%

[oblique belfry]

he a goober

and want food

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[pliant chasm]

he looks scary as shit man

[copper vapor]

Birmingham

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile :

[thick plover]

the man that fucked your mother

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[thick plover]

♻️

[pliant chasm]

1. this skin looks sick
2. you know the implications this imposes

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[oblique belfry]

combining 3 "types" in 1 skin

[copper vapor]

uh oh

clown loli

[pliant chasm]

also finally a vex skin taht doesn't look like dogshit

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

underage clussy

[thick plover]

Time to make 7 trillion of this skinline

[oblique belfry]

stargazer was decent

they ported it from WR

[pliant chasm]

isn't that wild rift only

when

[oblique belfry]

not anymore

[pliant chasm]

i don't remember seeing it

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1hR2XdWJ4M

they even changed her splash art

[pliant chasm]

nvm i member now

[oblique belfry]

for pc

[copper vapor]

a tank dodged the queue and now I'm stuck here for over an hour

[pliant chasm]

yea that's why i didn't remember it

[oblique belfry]

🥀

olaf buff

[teal spade]

🐲

[pliant chasm]

ik he's not good
but he's such a dogshit character

[teal spade]

SKARNER BUFF?!!??!?!

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

xpetu is a menace

[wet orchid]

There are no dragons here except for Midir and I won't have you infecting him with your nonsense

Poor lad has enough going on

[pliant chasm]

did you see his jungle pet technology

[oblique belfry]

bro found a new jungle pet system that makes taking multiple camps at once again

ye

[pliant chasm]

yea lmao

[oblique belfry]

even devs didnt know it

[pliant chasm]

that was crazy

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry ! WHAT ARE THE SKARNER BUFFS?!

[pliant chasm]

0.2 hp scaling

[oblique belfry]

all they say about skarner is this

[teal spade]

top

[oblique belfry]

smth smth

w / e cd cooldown reduced

and base damage up

[copper vapor]

bottom type sh

[pliant chasm]

is shyvana this patch

[oblique belfry]

yes

march 18

[teal spade]

I want jng Skarner buffs

[pliant chasm]

man i wish her passive wasn't tied to fucking jungle

[oblique belfry]

next week

[oblique belfry]

not anymore

[pliant chasm]

it is tho

well mostly

[teal spade]

it's not, you get scales from enemy kills and cannons

[oblique belfry]

her new passive works on siege minions / Champs as well

[pliant chasm]

wait cannons ?

[oblique belfry]

ye

[teal spade]

ye

[pliant chasm]

nice

[wet orchid]

A cool weapon I'm going to use for all of five seconds against the Demon Princes and then toss it back in storage

[wet orchid]

Because God knows everything else in Ringed City resists the fuck out of Dark

[teal spade]

I am amazed that it took them THIS long to give her E a 2 sec slow instead of a 0.75sec...

[pliant chasm]

holy shit thank god i went to buy shit now
i just got home and got jumpscared by a thunderstorm

[teal spade]

a jngl with no CC

peak Rito

[pliant chasm]

her ult kinda had cc

[oblique belfry]

they slapped R with 0.75 fear instead

[teal spade]

R is also 1 sec

[pliant chasm]

i like the fear

[oblique belfry]

if you look at it from technical side

this is a yasuo nerf

since she no longer has knock up

[pliant chasm]

good

bro has an auto cast tornado if he uses E anyways

[oblique belfry]

can still go over walls with R dash

so thank god

[pliant chasm]

i like her dragon form E

shit looks good visually

[teal spade]

scalie

[oblique belfry]

people say its not gonna be as viable to go AP now

[pliant chasm]

projection

[oblique belfry]

but i feel like its the opposite

infact i can see burn builds being better now

[pliant chasm]

burn ap insted of burst

yea

[oblique belfry]

ye

ALSO

[pliant chasm]

i love burn more ngl

[oblique belfry]

another major tiny change

her ult now scales off with ult haste items / runes

[pliant chasm]

unless im against it

[oblique belfry]

so if you buy malignence her fury regeneration gets increased

from 1.3 to 2 for example

[teal spade]

same with Hexplate

[oblique belfry]

ye

or zeke's

or fieldhunter

[pliant chasm]

does that work when she's in dragon form
since current one can stay in dragon form perma if you got enough shit to hit

[oblique belfry]

ye you can still give yourself fury if you are in a fight

on dragon form

q spam = fury

[pliant chasm]

second q being a tail smash is so peak

[teal spade]

her W still needs cdr IMO

she has 0 chace

[oblique belfry]

1 major nerf is her Q AOE not proccing on-hits now

so no more 3 sundered sky or botrk procs from 1 q

which is ngl a good change

because holy shit

i witnessed it firsthand

how multiple onhit procs is bullshit

[pliant chasm]

yea i don't think that was intended anyways

i am a hater of onhit

and most auto attackers tbh

[oblique belfry]

well better buckle up for AA spam buckaroo

because you are getting true damage AA on dragon form

[teal spade]

wait, no mundo nerfs?

[oblique belfry]

why would he be nerfed

[pliant chasm]

isn't he op as a jungler

[oblique belfry]

those clips of mundo "mundoing" are from games where he is fed as fuck

[copper vapor]

kin knows kin

[teal spade]

nah man, current mundo is kind of busted. He can do insane dmg by building Titanic and heartsteel

[oblique belfry]

everytime i see a mundo clip he has a level gap between 2-5

[copper vapor]

so

[oblique belfry]

IF he can build it that is

[copper vapor]

friend doesn't tell me whether he'll buy riftbreaker or toxic commando

I'm guessing this means neither

[oblique belfry]

mundo needs 3 core items to "mundo" people

[copper vapor]

I get to save my money.

[teal spade]

2

[oblique belfry]

bloodmail / hydra / heartsteel

[pliant chasm]

hey i seen this one before

[proven tundra]

You can buy AETHUS

[oblique belfry]

bloodmail gives him more power compared to hydra

[copper vapor]

exactly

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

only reason hydra seems "stronger" is because of the AA reset

[pliant chasm]

finally my turn to heartsteel titanic

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msj-iui56so

[teal spade]

I dunno man, I tend to do a heartsteel into tank items on skarner jng and I don't do even a fraction of mundos dmg while he not only out dmg me, he also out tanks me

it's kind of bs

[oblique belfry]

because mundo is an HP tank

[pliant chasm]

i pray for heartsteel removal

[oblique belfry]

HP tanks tend to get more use out of HP items

like cho / sion / tk

cuz they got hp scalings on their kit

[copper vapor]

ew

[teal spade]

skarner Q has 8% max hp dmg. I get thorn for him too and it still barely helps

it's insane

[oblique belfry]

thats a skarner issue

[teal spade]

also Skarner has HP scale too

[teal spade]

but mundo is turbo charged

[oblique belfry]

yeah my guess is base damage being low i cant tell tho

[teal spade]

it is legit insane that he can do that much dmg VS TANKS while being just as tanky if not more

[oblique belfry]

dont play skarner that much to say anything

[sour rivet]

doge

this fortnite update sucks ass

[oblique belfry]

mundo has built in bloodmails as well

[oblique belfry]

wot

[sour rivet]

scroll up

[raven swan]

damn dead space 1 has held its value really well

only 60% off on steam

[teal spade]

ye, it's kind of stupid... I see him so much in my MMR

[proven tundra]

this fortnite update sucks ass

[sour rivet]

tim sweeney greed

[raven swan]

then you look at the other games

[sour rivet]

no more bonus vbucks from battle pass

you get 800 now
fuck you
die

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Doesn't deadspace 1 have a remaster?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[raven swan]

only the first one has a remaster

[teal spade]

then again it might be my laner issue @oblique belfry ...
I tend to see such amazing sights as a Zaheen building trifoce and sundered sky before going anti heal vs ww top

[raven swan]

its pretty good i heard

[sour rivet]

its REALLY fucking good

[oblique belfry]

to be fair

because its literally -800 gold

doesn't work for shit

[teal spade]

Brother, it's -800 for a 40% enemy champ nerf

[wet orchid]

Gee, I sure wonder who this guy was before he lost his memories

[teal spade]

WW is literally built around healing

[oblique belfry]

well got it against a voli the other day

didnt do jackshit

from 200 heal to 160

wow

so much value

still 1 shot me

[teal spade]

what you playing as?

[oblique belfry]

who else

tk

[teal spade]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/RoaringEnby1225/status/2031245544346235243?s=20

❄RoaringEnby1225🎸 ULTRAKILL Spoilers (@RoaringEnby1225)

What the fuck were they doing

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 5:47 AM

[oblique belfry]

thats why i rather build damage / hp instead of thorn

not to mention the fact that volibear became katarina 2.0

[teal spade]

build bramble vest not exe you dumb fuck, tham is a tank

[oblique belfry]

bro can build EVERYTHING

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

What's enby again
Non binary?

[oblique belfry]

brother i got thorn

i said exec for example

who tf builds exec

on tanks

[copper vapor]

hey it's that sample drum riff

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

it has a remake, yeah.

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I think this is deliberate to get a few extra cents off of people who want to "try out the original" after/before playing remake

[oblique belfry]

also people are only focusing on mundo's passive and R

[oblique belfry]

but totally ignoring his Q and E

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

HEY THATS FORGERY

[teal spade]

proove it

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

also between building / executioners there is more gap

as if i used spacebar twice

like this

[teal spade]

you have a weird typing method

[oblique belfry]

no

[raven swan]

really on the nose for steam community hub

[oblique belfry]

1600x900 monitor

[raven swan]

1366x768

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

"7o"?

[oblique belfry]

mamma mia

[copper vapor]

isn't it o7 instead

[raven swan]

o7 but regarded

[copper vapor]

ye

lol

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

bro has a broken arm

[raven swan]

whoever made it messed up idk

[sour rivet]

i am currently watching the iron lung actor play a Bennett Foddy game

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

oh shit i forgot about iron lung

[copper vapor]

doing the egyptian dance with one arm

[copper vapor]

when are we getting the sequel, Iron Galung

[sour rivet]

idk ask david

[copper vapor]

I'd rather ask gordon

if that's ok with you

[sour rivet]

oh ok

[oblique belfry]

NOO ITS STILL CINEMA RECORDING

mane

when hd

[wet orchid]

There can be only one fireball-hurling thot here

[sour rivet]

soon

[proven tundra]

Iron Lung 2: Galung Boogaloo

[sour rivet]

only one of you is hot tho

[wet orchid]

We're both literally on fire

[copper vapor]

asked him
he's just staring at me and giving me the silent treatment

[oblique belfry]

"while we don't want grievous items to become too commonplace"

[copper vapor]

grievous?

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile giving every single new champ some kind of healing in their kit

[oblique belfry]

anti-heal

[sour rivet]

let me translate
.....
he said before half life 3

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/general-grievous-Tx1

[sour rivet]

2003 grevious my beloved

[snow tree]

What in Samurai Jack animation is this

[copper vapor]

made by the same guy

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking schizo talking

never cook again

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6iRQVNgxOi8

[oblique belfry]

bro props was playing karma and gave like 700 shield instead of 1.5k

and now complains

[proven tundra]

Salty people complain all the time
I call them: League players

[copper vapor]

Fraser should start streaming his gameplay

[oblique belfry]

everytime i look at patch note releases

every single seraphine mains just clutter the comments in every media

like goblins seeing gold

smth about how she is super bad as enchanter and they want her to be a mage instead

which ngl i agree

she is lux 2.0 except so much worse

[zealous depot]

I believe in only deadlock supremacy

[oblique belfry]

only has 1 support ability on a 18 second cd

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

rest are just damage

i forgot seju is also getting a banger skin

[zealous depot]

The only banger skin

Is mundo

Business mundo

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/league-of-legends-corporate-mundo

that is indeed true

[snow tree]

Brodie forgot Whatsapp Malphite 🥀

[oblique belfry]

skin so good that i forgot what the default mundo looks like

because everyone uses this skin instead

including me

[sour rivet]

is that abrams deadlock

[oblique belfry]

yes

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/HoodedHorseInc/status/2031060657957675162

Hooded Horse (@HoodedHorseInc)

Xenonauts 2 releases into 1.0 on April 2, 2026!

After a steady stream of Early Access patches and major content updates, the game is gearing up to hit its next milestone.

Thank you to @TurnBasedThurs for hosting us!

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/538030/view/503977720511727976

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 5:32 PM

[restive bear]

Me when shitting

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

cortisol spiker

[pliant chasm]

they forced me to change my name

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

it already begun

fanarts

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/tmszhjh88/status/2031371333368733954

Kathleen (@tmszhjh88)

It's hard to imagine how comfortable it is to sleep like this

X · Mar 10, 2026, 2:07 PM

[sour rivet]

why are you so fucking SHORT

[oblique belfry]

she is a yordle

[sour rivet]

turkey

[sour rivet]

SHE HAS NO WAIST

SHES ALL TORSO

[oblique belfry]

ye

because she is wearing a hoodie

oversized hoodie

[wet orchid]

Yordles are like 60% head by mass

[copper vapor]

gonna have a neckache when waking up

[blazing maple]

Cats are liquid

[sour rivet]

ferrets also sleep goofy

i miss my ferrets

i want another ferret

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

Me rn

[sour rivet]

is she aware

[oblique belfry]

VERY aware

to the point she is depressed because of it

[sour rivet]

she doesnt look aware

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

Catdad

[sour rivet]

someone give her those carnival stilt things

[proven tundra]

I wish
I miss having kitties around

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

@frank hearth

[copper vapor]

why do people care about this

[oblique belfry]

just a trivia

[pliant chasm]

something something jarvan was unto something

[oblique belfry]

yep

[real aspen]

@little depot is this real

[proven tundra]

😬

[copper vapor]

sure definitely not for the weirdos

[pliant chasm]

[little depot]

I hope not

It looks like I drew this in Ms paint whilst drunk

[little depot]

Damn jarvan, I wasn't familiar with your game

[proven tundra]

Also
Isn't this basically the plot of Coraline?

[real aspen]

pretty much

[nocturne aurora]

Helldivers 2 new warbond my dudes

good eveing chat greetings rat

[copper vapor]

........... yes and I hate you for making me realize that

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers

[sour rivet]

DONT TOUCH ME I HAVE A BOMB!

💥

[sour rivet]

oh fuck it is

[copper vapor]

a hellbomb?

[slim magnet]

why are you locked in a bathroom

[sour rivet]

you talkin to me?

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/taxi-driver-you-talking-to-me

[sour rivet]

-# babygirl you were supposed to say the next line

-# dont leave me hanging

-#

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-gone-dead-gif-20756091

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-down-drag-down-cat-to-the-depots-with-you-cat-gif-10071088729691691409

[thick plover]

These skins are too good, fire the artists and modelers who worked on them

[oblique belfry]

dude its always the april fools skins

that are just

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246627991748679/HD2ligmaballs.webp

[zealous depot]

Deadlock time

[pliant chasm]

variety skins are now the best skins of the year lmao

[oblique belfry]

last year we had kebab braum
hot dog naafiri
sand castle malphite
plunger urgot

[zealous depot]

My lock

[oblique belfry]

and cat shaco

[zealous depot]

Is dead

[copper vapor]

I just saw a video

[thick plover]

insane how theres now 3 people that play lockdead here

[copper vapor]

that the voiceover

[thick plover]

maybe one day doge will download

[copper vapor]

sounds like AI but at the same time doesn't

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

so now I'm in this uncanny valley moment

[zealous depot]

Abrams my beloved

[thick plover]

Im saying

everything else is just slop

[pliant chasm]

and cleaner thresh

[thick plover]

red white black skinslop

[zealous depot]

I made a build that I just call 'cockroach.'

[thick plover]

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

seeing thresh with pants is so cursed

[oblique belfry]

no that was 2024 i think

[pliant chasm]

i thought it was with the urgot skin

[oblique belfry]

no

[thick plover]

The modders for deadlock have been more unique with their skins than riot has been unique with league skins (besides a few skins which are absolute bangers)

on my life lad

[thick plover]

This shit is the best thresh skin

[zealous depot]

I'm in a pretty low rank though cause I'm guessing in the higher elos abrams gets dusted

[thick plover]

Hes A tier

let me put it like this

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

A LOT of the heroes right now are A tier and theres only a few bad heroes atm

[pliant chasm]

dark star still peak

[thick plover]

and I currently main one of the heroes thats in B tier

[zealous depot]

I play Abrams cause I am a shitter

I can't hit my shots on god

Its why I don't play warden that much

[thick plover]

this is the current state of the game

[copper vapor]

doorman is broken
he breaks the door

[zealous depot]

I have not seen wraith

[sour rivet]

mario day

[sour rivet]

iivy sweep

[thick plover]

Sir she can heal 900 hp with a singular ability and if she has more of them thats 900 hp times X amount

[zealous depot]

I have made the mistake of fighting ivy in a 1v1 tho as Abrams

[cunning bronze]

Lmao Fortnite is reducing vbucks rewards from club and monthly pass, and they are lowering the amount of vbucks you can get with money

[thick plover]

its the fact ivy is a snowball enabler

they turned her insanely snowbally

[cunning bronze]

What the fuck is this change bro

[thick plover]

its a fun playstyle

[cunning bronze]

I'm going to fuck in a rough manner whoever recycled me

[thick plover]

Wow I wonder why

[zealous depot]

Wait silver is b tier?

Oh wait

[thick plover]

looks at CEO of company

[oblique belfry]

never expected to see v-bucks inflation

but here we are

[thick plover]

huh wait this guy is a retard

[thick plover]

yes sir she is

[zealous depot]

I was having troubles with her before the update

[thick plover]

I play her

[cunning bronze]

You @sour rivet

Prepare to get banged

[zealous depot]

Before the update, thought she was the booty warrior once her ult started

[cunning bronze]

It's so stupid

[zealous depot]

She's op please nerf

[cunning bronze]

Actually this might be the change caused by the new br director

Which was the same who worked on...
Warzone

😂😂😂 fucking hell

[zealous depot]

I still don't understand this game

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

bruh

[zealous depot]

I barely get enough souls to do much

[thick plover]

let me put it like this

very simple unlike other mobas