╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

I liked frost dk the most cause dual weilding was fun

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @rocky turtle well?

[blazing maple]

i think they changed it?

[pliant chasm]

no frost was always both 2h and dual wield

[rocky turtle]

what ops?

[pliant chasm]

i liked frost cause i was 10 and lich king is epic!!!!

[teal spade]

the MP cO-Op missions

[snow tree]

Frost for dual wield as well

[blazing maple]

Yeah but I played a ton of fire mage in legion and went exclusively survival hunter in bfa

[rocky turtle]

nah i though u talking about some high level shit
yeah sure

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo @marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

we can do high level ops

[pliant chasm]

i played corsair rogue mostly in legion

they made a pirate spec
it called my name

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

also survival hunter was so peak in legion
yea it wasn't meta but the theme for it was peak

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

god

this goddam apple pie

how is it so good

[marsh cargo]

its just ruthless difficulty

[teal spade]

dumb shit, what is your steam id?

[hearty wyvern]

67

[teal spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[rocky turtle]

no thanks i already got summoned on one of those by atrox

[marsh cargo]

oooh droon has crossplay turned on

[rocky turtle]

is that bad?

[marsh cargo]

i cant join

[rocky turtle]

got it

[marsh cargo]

steam profile is on my discord profile

[rocky turtle]

i need to go out in main menu

[marsh cargo]

quite unfortunate

[teal spade]

what ever you said Sparta_67

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

i had a good time playing with PS players
(they afk all the time and getting kicked )

[marsh cargo]

thats why i turn off crossplay

[rocky turtle]

like bro 3 missions in row

[teal spade]

Join me shitters

[rocky turtle]

sec

handsome

[teal spade]

oh sec

got crossplay on

[rocky turtle]

fuck you

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

the three stooges over here

[teal spade]

Join me stinky poopoo heads

[marsh cargo]

steam is having a moment because i accepted grim

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

yet he doesnt show up

[teal spade]

me and the boys

[rocky turtle]

wait what difficulty we playing?

[teal spade]

Absolute

highest one

[marsh cargo]

we going to die

[rocky turtle]

bro im level 1

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

no shit

[marsh cargo]

we should carry him to strats

get him a geroic

[oblique belfry]

the good ol' level 1 with high level players experience

what could go wrong

[timid hollow]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

W

it was cancer

killed the flow

[rocky turtle]

game crushed @marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

LMAO

[snow tree]

Mmmmm warcraft

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade best is to restart and close the lobby

[rocky turtle]

🥀

[teal spade]

fiine

I forgot to set it to private

oops

[marsh cargo]

cant parry shit

[slim blaze]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4t8jeniiR0

[onyx vigil]

Hey which does the first pic looks like the second pic

[pallid sapphire]

Better late than never

Grace gets HUMONGOUS TITS from the dimitrescue outfit

[vivid swift]

ryqn gosnlg

[vivid swift]

i played it all day yesterday, I thought the grace sections were excellent

[real aspen]

god

caelid

[oblique belfry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSks7GwjXeu/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[real aspen]

is hell

[oblique belfry]

CONGAAA

[real aspen]

im going to fuck malenia to hell i swear to god

for creating this dumbass place

[oblique belfry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVFWfkMktdP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

holy fuck

[real aspen]

doge discovering ancient clips

[upbeat verge]

[oblique belfry]

I AM STEVE

[oblique belfry]

problem ?

i will send de way

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVElj9qk34Z/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[real aspen]

ok zoomer

[real aspen]

(i have no idea who zoomers are)

[oblique belfry]

remember when this meme was on the same hate level as 67 ?

now i want it back

[onyx vigil]

Okay so here is the updated version based on the og

So what do you guys think?

[oblique belfry]

❓

[oblique belfry]

mexican

[onyx vigil]

I mean fair I think he looks kind of Mexican/French looking

tough he has according to the settings rosy skin

[oblique belfry]

i love how at this point calamity became its own expansion

[arctic flicker]

Forgot PZ added animals and I just ran over a bunch of deer

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/asgore-knight

[arctic flicker]

Gotta make some molotovs and clear some areas

Found 2 barbells and 1 dumbbell before I even found a sledgehammer

[lucid latch]

I genuinely had my best run, got some good shit and a prestiege item, then when I extracted and went back to the main screen it kicked me for inactivity and then all my good loot is gone

Lost thousands of credits because I was inactive for like 5 minutes in the main screen not even in game

[copper vapor]

sounds like good game design

excellent, even.

Peak.

[lucid latch]

How do I blow up Tau ceti 4✌️

All them runners got to go

[onyx vigil]

Okay I am serious right now final picture I am quite satisfied now

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade @rocky turtle back to ruthless it is

[teal spade]

I chocked that last shot on the carni so bad

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

carnifex born me just to claim my life back

[blazing maple]

I love nord slander

[marsh cargo]

quote of all time

[rocky turtle]

[lucid latch]

Im gonna shoot you

[slim blaze]

If i saw that in the mirror....

[lucid latch]

[copper vapor]

[lucid latch]

shocking!

[latent hazel]

any minecrafters here?

i need your help

[lucid latch]

me

[latent hazel]

do you use forge

[lucid latch]

I play bedrock and java so yeah I can help

[slim blaze]

my pipper

[latent hazel]

@lucid latch do you know what neoforged is

[lucid latch]

yeah

[copper vapor]

forged by neo from the matrix

[latent hazel]

it's not downloading for me @lucid latch

im trying to download a modpack

its just stuck on that step

AND

i cant even download it from the website

can you test it for me

if its just a me issue

go to neoforged and check if u can download this version

or try to install atm 10

[lucid latch]

have you tried restarting yet

[latent hazel]

restarting what specifically

forge? yes

[lucid latch]

your system

[latent hazel]

idk why that would help but i guess i will

[lucid latch]

you could also try unplugging and plugging back in the internet thats worked before

[latent hazel]

i restarted my pc and the download in the browser still doesnt start

ok thanks for the unhelpfulness then

[lucid latch]

Try getting help on their discord

neoforge has a discord

[proven tundra]

2 weeks in
still working on electronics to be able to hook up generators
luckily, the power is still on

[lucid latch]

and a github

[proven tundra]

just ate a tub of ice cream

life is good

[copper vapor]

tub-shaped ice cream?

[slim blaze]

those traits suck ass damn

[proven tundra]

if I get scratched I die

[slim blaze]

Imagine not starting underweight with 0 strength to minmax

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

fucking finally

[lucid latch]

Im going to gun you down

[proven tundra]

winner!

[pure compass]

is that someone else's ticket or did you scratch it

[blazing maple]

You're a winner!

[proven tundra]

I scratched it

[rocky turtle]

another crush ayo wtf

[cunning bronze]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2027761213229113704 well well well

Digital Foundry (@digitalfoundry)

Today on Digital Foundry, our first look at Crimson Desert. The BlackSpace Engine looks exceptionally impressive: rich in features, heavy on RT and running at native 4K 60fps on an RX 7900 XTX on ultra settings: youtu.be/Z0pxsi7FU9g

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FixupX · Feb 28, 2026, 3:02 PM

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade just dont finish the mission

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

we both crashed

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

in the big 26 ?

[rocky turtle]

you too?

[cunning bronze]

Yea, I mean they are the devs of black desert

[rocky turtle]

are u crushed because u died or not?

[teal spade]

AM STILL STANDING BETTER THAN I EVER DID

FEELING LIKE A TRUE SURVIVOR

[marsh cargo]

@teal spade grim steam is being stupid add me again

[teal spade]

SPARTER JOIN YA GOOBER

WE LOST THE MISSION WAITING FOR YOU

there's a time limit to pressing the button

[marsh cargo]

wtf you mean you lost

[rocky turtle]

there was a fkn timer

on detonator lmao

[teal spade]

i never knew that

xD

[marsh cargo]

MF

[rocky turtle]

i noticed it on last second

[uneven sapphire]

i refuse to fight on the bug front

players are actual brainlets

[restive bear]

Hm yes easy tier 8 prem ship

[real aspen]

soulslike pause jumpscare

[oblique belfry]

oh they reworked the oathsword

it throws the sword now

[uneven sapphire]

nice

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

shish kebab

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-breaking-bad-23

@rocky turtle @teal spade

[oblique belfry]

O SHIT

[uneven sapphire]

best movement item

[oblique belfry]

movement ?

[uneven sapphire]

ye

use it

[oblique belfry]

not anymore

[uneven sapphire]

WHA

[oblique belfry]

its a giga slow true melee now

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo you abandoning us???

[oblique belfry]

the sound is

[marsh cargo]

taking a break for a bit
going for pepsi

[teal spade]

rude

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

damn

[uneven sapphire]

im pretty behind ngl

im on giant clam

[oblique belfry]

yeah i just defeated eow

after like 2 days

for some stupid reason i couldn't get past last phase

[uneven sapphire]

im enjoying rimrim rn

[oblique belfry]

mmmm rim

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/i/status/2027747454201040961

SaneKyle (@sane_kyle)

Sons of Godfrey

X · Feb 28, 2026, 2:07 PM

[marsh cargo]

we played like 2+ hours

missions won 0

amazing souce grim

[rocky turtle]

there was 1

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

oh actually no

it isnt

[marsh cargo]

we failed everything

[rocky turtle]

fkn detonator

[marsh cargo]

we could have play easy and you would have won more exp

[rocky turtle]

all i got from it 2 level ups to vanguard and 2 yellow thingies

[rocky turtle]

we could play later on easy if u want

[timid hollow]

hope ace 8 actually gets the coop mode

offtopic ace combat

[marsh cargo]

sure but ill play some silly card game for now

[pure compass]

nah teambased pvp only

[rocky turtle]

ok next time then im gonna chill

[pure compass]

or only helicopter segments for coop

[timid hollow]

nah i think they are aware of the infinity fans

[copper vapor]

it time

[timid hollow]

oh no i forgot to download

i will do now

[copper vapor]

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

[timid hollow]

saw some gameplay on yt, looks pretty cool

[halcyon cape]

question

do people genuinely use ublock origin

[rocky turtle]

also ty for party

[untold spear]

huh

what's that

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

u people are just dense

wikipedia says the game was shutdown in 2019

of course i looked it up

[runic condor]

it's okay i can read japanese
i think it says dragon's dogma online

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JGrXe5HxUM

[untold spear]

i see

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

it's some kind of gatekept hidden knowledge from the middle ages

[left mantle]

Or you know

Classic internet

[copper vapor]

or click the link in the description and read the install guide

[halcyon fossil]

i't s a private server

[copper vapor]

it has less words than what you regularly use to yap here daily

[left mantle]

Careful installation guides are a gamers worst nightmare

[untold spear]

i mean

i installed gamma before GOG release

there's no way it's more convoluted than that, right?

[left mantle]

Gamma install is piss easy.

[copper vapor]

remade my character from FFXIV

[left mantle]

Like it really is no metric for convoluted install guide

[rocky turtle]

now go get drank and craft relic weapons

[copper vapor]

this is gonna be hilarious because this tall and relatively muscly guy is gonna be a rogue

I think. Haven't decided yet actually

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

but I want a dex-type character

haven't played one in ages

[left mantle]

"Dashing rogue"

[nocturne aurora]

Agent 47 going as an Medival Farmer

[pliant meteor]

Stealth Archer

[copper vapor]

think I'll go dagger rogue

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

baldass

[copper vapor]

beats being generic jrpg hero with long flowy hair

[halcyon fossil]

ugly bastard

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/saitama-onepunchman-meme-jumpscare-screamer-gif-2154242920495892950

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vp_8hwteXTc

[real aspen]

yerp

slings are overpowered

[brittle karma]

smh

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IP-hm9za-Do @blazing maple

[pure compass]

remake your wakfu character

mbo what do you even play in wakfu?

[snow tree]

What in UI

[copper vapor]

sram

[pure compass]

dégeue

which element

[copper vapor]

mostly water

it got reworked recently

haven't played since

[sour rivet]

This will be slender in 2012

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

thats the year the game takes place

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

eat hookers

[real aspen]

hat eookers

[chrome ginkgo]

https://twitter.com/iamkowai/status/2027775806462967815

kowai (@iamkowai)

hey lois here's a freakin sweet pokemon evo
#PokemonWindsWaves

X · Feb 28, 2026, 4:00 PM

Everyone's worst fear

[left mantle]

@carmine laurel able to slam in like 30 minutes or sometime after?

[carmine laurel]

nah I'm exhausted

[left mantle]

aight

[upbeat verge]

holy fuck the arkham asylum combat loop is vastly different than arkham knight

feels like the game is slowed down by 50%

I played AK for 40ish hours and I got used to the MAYBE faster enemies and the overall faster combat stringing 60 or more hit combos and shiet meanwhile in Asylum youre fighting liek 5 guys

[summer orchid]

general offtopic

[snow tree]

Woah mama

[upbeat verge]

the fk we are supposed to look at kreo

[upbeat verge]

Yes sir that's the name of the channel

[summer orchid]

i speak in general offtopic

[upbeat verge]

I suppose you are

!topic

[solid sundial]

@summer orchid

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

rookie mistake

[summer orchid]

what?!

[snow tree]

I wish they made the designs somewhat unique instead yet again we get "lizard-like" water type, "bird" grass and "beast" fire

[snow tree]

The Magister

[summer orchid]

where can i send edits #╟🔰☢newbies-chat ?

[upbeat verge]

Riiight right

[upbeat verge]

either in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat or #╓☢stalker-chat or #╟🎮stalker-videos📹 dude

this channel isn't for stalker its writen in the description

[summer orchid]

hmmm thabnky you and sorry!

[upbeat verge]

you are forgiven and may live on

now shoo

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge i cant stop eldering

it calls to me

[upbeat verge]

hes ringing it

I mean same thing but with batman arkham knight and asylum @real aspen

shit is unfathomably peak

glad I finally decided to play them

[upbeat verge]

this mf

[sour rivet]

galalung

[teal spade]

@wet orchid Tau can use guns in melee now

[wet orchid]

Obvious Tau Propaganda

The only Tau that can engage in melee worth a shit is Farsight and he cheats with his mech and magic sword

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge

this shit is so fucking peak

[halcyon fossil]

oh my god canto 4 dungeon is so fucking long

[upbeat verge]

always has been man

[wet orchid]

Using the baemore, good man

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

that just sounds like someone is salty sicarius got his shit kicked in

[rocky turtle]

u on dungeon already

[rocky turtle]

[wet orchid]

Hell no, Sicarius is an asshat and deserves to get his shit kicked in

[marsh cargo]

good fuck sicarius defenders

[rocky turtle]

orks is best faction in warhammer 40k change my mind

[wet orchid]

I have a soft spot for the Imperial Guard/Astra Militarum. Regular-ass guys with mostly standard equipment taking on the galaxy

[nocturne aurora]

fuck you tau best

[rocky turtle]

haha choppa goes chop chop

[upbeat verge]

joker: what are you really scared of bats?
me in a thong!?!?

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/images-warhammer-pdXittpi48UzC

[sour rivet]

yeah canto 4 is just

long

[oblique belfry]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSnv4T0kSrA/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[sour rivet]

epic embed

[oblique belfry]

rip

[rocky turtle]

if u gonna use rien sang for last boss its gonna shit itself

[halcyon fossil]

he really did hit him with the "who is blud talking to?"

[rocky turtle]

short spoiler ||a bitch||

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1477316686993428512/image.png?ex=69a451e1&is=69a30061&hm=3a7a87d1f8484f44ab88cfebd9ffdf7106d03c764b81c0c4afd3029c4edbd647&

https://tenor.com/view/earth-defense-force-gif-15712563

[rocky turtle]

they sniffed the most of the glue

[pliant meteor]

Most probable precursor to Helldiver mentality as well.

[timid hollow]

i wonder

does edf have lore

[rocky turtle]

helldivers dont have brains at all

[timid hollow]

like where the fuck do the giant insects come from

[rocky turtle]

their head filled with DEMOCRACY

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/edf-earth-defense-force-hop-on-edf-die-fast-gif-23376704

[timid hollow]

holy okay

i dont know why

but now i wanna play vanquish?

dont know where my brain got that connection

[copper vapor]

this is peak

[wet orchid]

"San Francisco is GONE now!"
"That was for the good of all Americans!"

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

boom

[proven tundra]

is this new? I don't think I've found one of these before

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/platinum-games-vanquish-third-person-shooter-shooter-shinji-mikami-gif-23934163

downloading rn

never finished it

[wet orchid]

I too am playing Spehss Mahreen 2

[marsh cargo]

techmarine is cool

i like that it has free movement on gunstrikes

[timid hollow]

reading trough all that stuff im actually considering playing earth defense force

for the story of all things

[wet orchid]

I just deleted a Neurothrope on Absolute difficulty in less than five seconds with my Servo Gun

Fair and balanced

[marsh cargo]

being completely dead ass
watch a youtube video about it then

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

gameplay is utter ass if you want to listen to dialogue

[timid hollow]

aw man

thought would be cool while playing

[marsh cargo]

voicelines get drowned in the sounds of explosions

or bug sounds

the games are very very grindy

[wet orchid]

Sadly the Techmarine can't use the Stalker Bolt Rifle but the Omnissiah doesn't give with both hands

[marsh cargo]

the new HBR is very neat

i like the nades launcher

[wet orchid]

I prefer using the ammo/accuracy variant because it's incredibly ammo efficient

[rocky turtle]

oh vacuum cleaner dust marines

[marsh cargo]

the ksons

[rocky turtle]

k pop sons

[wet orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jBDTXQkiv7c

[marsh cargo]

tac regens enough ammo to not be an issue

you can even regen the launcher

[teal spade]

or as they are known now after the SM2 fights, The Handfull Sons

[wet orchid]

Sadly Techmarine doesn't have ammo regen

[marsh cargo]

yeah thats an issue

[timid hollow]

man reading about edf it sounds so cool

then i remember the goofy crusty ant models when i played it on psvita

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dust-ashes

[teal spade]

False, his shoulder mounted boltgun never runs out of ammo and he always has ammo for the Tarantulas

[wet orchid]

There are two things I fear about the Thousand Sons.

One is getting ambushed by a dozen murder meatballs

The other is three fucking Soulreaper Terminators

[rocky turtle]

god of conspiracy
and traitors guard put tatoo on them

bruh

[teal spade]

God I love those terminators in game, they are genuinely terrifying

[wet orchid]

Also, I just realized. With the precision servo gun, I delete neurothropes, zoanthropes, and other scary things from existence basically instantly. I don't need a sniper. I have a sniper mounted to my backpack.

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-play-with-you-anymore-toy-story-i-dont-wanna-play-with-you-anymore-dont-wanna-play-no-more-play-gif-26906930

[halcyon sail]

interesting

[halcyon fossil]

canto 4 done
i had read the wings a while ago so i somewhat knew what to expect but still

[rocky turtle]

🫂

[celest plank]

Why didnt I get pinged

For fucks sake

Fucking discord

[timid hollow]

Look what i found

[celest plank]

I hope that fucking guy behind it gets beheaded

[timid hollow]

I was such a gamer always

[celest plank]

Him and his fucking minions

[marsh cargo]

falco did a kino ping even

[celest plank]

Bunch of cock sucking motherfucking dogs

Below dogs

Below a fucking worm

Bunch of fucking cunt hairs

A cunt hair smells and looks better than those underpaid fucking whores

[wet orchid]

Salt and Sanctuary
SPINDLEBEASTS AHOY

[timid hollow]

get some anger management therapy you fat uck

[timid hollow]

never finished it

i was fairly close but got lost in the last area

maybe one day

is the first gen psvita, have it since 12 years and it ALREADY HAD A OLED SCREEN THAT DIDNT COST 100 BUCKS MORE NINTENDO

fucking love it

[wet orchid]

Welcome to Navarro. So you're the new replacement? YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

[timid hollow]

i wonder how i got the f2 files tho because i only own 1

wellllllll

[flat violet]

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo also when captain asked are u sure u attacked by heretics i almost died from laughing like bro no it was orks in purple

[wet orchid]

Gotta watch out for those Ork snipers

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

this is why acheran died

[timid hollow]

wait who was acheran

oh yeah

[halcyon sail]

WHAT HAPPENED BRUV

[timid hollow]

deep rock galactic character

[celest plank]

THATS HIM

[wet orchid]

They did Acheran as dirty as they did Rookie from Halo ODST. Killed offscreen by random D-listers

[celest plank]

THATS FALCO

[timid hollow]

the more days have gone since i finished new vegas

the more the emptiness in me grows

you could say

its a big empty

[wet orchid]

"It's called 'Big Mountain' you lobotomite!"

[timid hollow]

WHAT A GOOD GAME MAN ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

[timid hollow]

WAIT

CHAIRON WAS THERE TOO

FUCK NO

[lucid latch]

The Marathon discord is a shithole full of bots and other people hating rn

[marsh cargo]

yeah chairon is ded too

[timid hollow]

why not chadriel

why chadron

[marsh cargo]

because

he was next in line for captain rank

after acheran

[wet orchid]

When the greasemonkey needs to stab a bitch

[timid hollow]

downloading darktide now

wanna play ogryn machine gun build

rtatatata the horde

[rocky turtle]

thats the imperial guard i know

[copper vapor]

imagine joining a game's official discord server

[marsh cargo]

Cadians

[wet orchid]

Imagine being at all interested in Marathon besides laughing at it

[stoic sorrel]

Initiative Tracker for D&D completely done by AI

[wet orchid]

I love the Operation where you rope a bunch of Cadians into helping you drop a building and bridge onto a Hive Tyrant

Just another Tuesday

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

Why we laughing

[proven tundra]

AHAHAHAHA

I have no idea

[zealous depot]

A rat

[proven tundra]

!

A taco

[zealous depot]

a wild taco has appeared

[proven tundra]

I had beef and veggie nachos for supper

I am stuffed

[zealous depot]

My friend is buying us pizzas after I helped shovel out his new house

[proven tundra]

Good friend
And you're a good friend for helping

[runic condor]

Oh lord

[zealous depot]

I nearly died talking into their garage

Fucking ice

Walking*

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

[runic condor]

But hey

Pizza time

[zealous depot]

Funny enough I did in fact fall on my ass when I tagged along to be shown the house like 2 months ago

[proven tundra]

Eat the pizza laying down on the ground

[zealous depot]

I slipped on a step to the porch and went flying

[left mantle]

Hilarious when no permanent damage is done

[zealous depot]

I caught myself with my hands but I still slapped my ass on the pathway

[proven tundra]

Yes the man code states if something horrible happens but you are confirmed as surviving with no permanent injuries we will laugh at you

[zealous depot]

I am getting spicy chicken buffalo for a pizza

[proven tundra]

Fuck yeah

I should do the dishes

But food coma is stronk

[zealous depot]

Food coma will be powerful for me

[proven tundra]

I'm too round to move

[zealous depot]

Oh I need to post a funny

https://youtu.be/MkAFeuX0r1k?si=cz-EwpWsZGtgmbVH

Funni

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[rocky turtle]

emperor protects

[marsh cargo]

bullshit maximun

[copper vapor]

just don't get hit bro

[quiet abyss]

he doesnt know

also he will be fine, i tossed him into substantial operations at level 1

[rocky turtle]

oh right we killed titan

[quiet abyss]

ACTUALLY, lemme join your campaign after that mission

[marsh cargo]

we tossed him at abso

[quiet abyss]

you did?

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

when

[rocky turtle]

nah im gonna sleep after that one

[marsh cargo]

like 4 hours ago

[quiet abyss]

gah dammit

[quiet abyss]

yeah checks out

sparter are you working then

[marsh cargo]

its Saturday

i dont work today

[quiet abyss]

ok

i dont know your schedule

but now i know more

idk my dad works saturdays

so like, some do

[marsh cargo]

we were playing with grim

[rocky turtle]

im working in 9 hours till monday

[quiet abyss]

so no sm2

[marsh cargo]

who was too much of a "but ruthless is too easy"

[quiet abyss]

sm2 burnout moment

[quiet abyss]

laaaame

sometimes i dont want to jump into lethal

[marsh cargo]

but not good enought to carry on abso

[quiet abyss]

or absolute

[marsh cargo]

so we died like 15 times

[quiet abyss]

so am i better...?

[marsh cargo]

we played inferno for like 2 hours

[quiet abyss]

i managed to carry an absolute operation with a green power fist once

[marsh cargo]

and didnt win ever

[quiet abyss]

good god

so i am better by that reasoning

[rocky turtle]

remember what i said about eye of terror?

[marsh cargo]

like im not terrible anymore
But im not abso carry level

[rocky turtle]

they put it me right into nurgle ass

[quiet abyss]

tzeentch

but yes

basically

[rocky turtle]

u got the point

[marsh cargo]

droon respawned inside of a carni

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

hilarious

i wanted to toss droon into sm2 pvp tho

but i yielded and we went to pve

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[quiet abyss]

did you guys use voice chat? or was it silent

i just wonder

[marsh cargo]

grim and droon were

[quiet abyss]

ah ok

[marsh cargo]

i was silent because it was 8am

[quiet abyss]

fair point

i dont usually chat in vc

even if it is actively 5pm

i would still probably not

besides, based on how often i chat ingame

i would get annoying fast

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

taco

[zealous depot]

Pizza acquired

[quiet abyss]

was i annoying in voice chat

im just asking because id like to know

(and because you are much quieter than i am)

[marsh cargo]

in other news

im almost to p2 on tactical

[quiet abyss]

cool, wanna get to p2 with me rn?

[marsh cargo]

sure

[quiet abyss]

yay

[marsh cargo]

they nerfed stratagem missions

[quiet abyss]

imma play techmarine and get obliterated on substantial/ruthless

[marsh cargo]

they dont give exp anymore

[quiet abyss]

mostly because omni axe kinda sucks

hard strats dont

normals do

but thats piss all

like 1.3k

[marsh cargo]

its really good but if you play it like its a thunder then its ass

[quiet abyss]

how do you play it then

[marsh cargo]

like the axe

[quiet abyss]

so light spam?

[marsh cargo]

kinda yeah

the charged heavy is good for when you know you got the window to use it

also the funny aaah charge

[quiet abyss]

nah the charge is single handedly the best part

just for moving between objectives

its slightly faster than running, and it just knocks shit over like bowling pins

although i do wish the attacks werent all just overhead into the ground like how it is

i kinda wish it had the charge move as a certain combo, like the power sword

and that it had sweeping attacks mixed in more

i mean the charge attack does stagger enemies that arent enraged, which is nice, even if you just hold it for a split second

also @marsh cargo i only just got the second dataslate on inferno

with droon last night

[marsh cargo]

also the new stim is quite neat

[wet orchid]

The new heroic knife is great

[marsh cargo]

like what does it do

[quiet abyss]

the new stim?

or the knife

[wet orchid]

Smaller parry window, damages enemy on parry

[marsh cargo]

the knife

oooh

[quiet abyss]

knife is just parry slop

the axe does the same thing but better tbh

[marsh cargo]

parry slop is good

[quiet abyss]

at least if you ask me

so its only useful on sniper or smth where its the only option

chainsword often outclasses the knife

[wet orchid]

I don’t need another block weapon, block power axe and block power fist are already nuclear weapons

[quiet abyss]

i dont use block axe, it might be good

but i dont like it

it feels weird

the power fist though, yeah

yeah i love that one

[marsh cargo]

im not a fan of axe because it takes 2 years to throw heavies

[wet orchid]

Also fencing just feels really good on techmarine because gunstrikes are basically automatic on him

[quiet abyss]

idk

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know

i use it on techie over the omni axe, because that axe is worse than power axe

which is dumb, since its unique

[wet orchid]

Assault can also do horrible things with fencing weapons because he can get armor back and has a team perk for more parry damage

Helps that the heroic thunder hammer is fencing

[marsh cargo]

yep

love that hammer

even on bulk

[quiet abyss]

i prefer block relic

for hammer

as assault

[wet orchid]

On Bulwark I usually take power fist or axe, not worth giving up my shield when I have the prestige perk to recharge banner on blocking ranged attacks

[quiet abyss]

that too

the hammer on bulwark is a nerf

to be frank

[rocky turtle]

i fought imrah how much missions until the end of campaign?

[quiet abyss]

more than that

lmao

what planet are you on?

avarax?

no youre heading to demerium

[proven tundra]

We're on Earth silly billy

[quiet abyss]

because you just did voidsong

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058232340918317079/1476625027964080258/image_2026-02-26_120009151.gif

[proven tundra]

[wet orchid]

Speak for yourself, I’m on one of Cadia’s many chunks floating through the void

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

ye

how much missions left?

[quiet abyss]

like 4

or smth

5

most of the game is demerium iirc

[wet orchid]

Demerium

||Grab his Obelisk, and TWIST IT||

[quiet abyss]

thats what i said

[wet orchid]

I hate the Operations that take place on Demerium

(Because they’re Chaos operations which automatically make them less fun than Nid operations)

[quiet abyss]

speak for yourself

depends on class

tactical, i dont care

assault, nids

vanguard, i dont care

sniper, chaos

sometimes nids are better as sniper, but i prefer being able to hit extremis heads

and by that i mean more than just zoanthropes

and lictors and raveners move too fucking much to shoot heads

with a sniper

bulwark, doesnt matter because im good with it

heavy, im bad at regardless

techmarine, dont have an opinion developed since i havent played enough

[wet orchid]

Have you tried the heroic heavy bolter that has a fencing parry? Works great at stopping Heavy from eating shit when things survive entering melee range

[quiet abyss]

i have it, but i hate the abyssmal accuracy

skill issue i suppose

i dont play much vanilla sm2, i prefer astartes overhaul

give heavy a melee

makes more sense anyway

all astartes have a combat knife, regardless

so idk why hes missing his

[marsh cargo]

even in DOW heavies didnt have melee weapons

[quiet abyss]

makes no sense

[marsh cargo]

its called being in a video game

[rocky turtle]

yoooo

[quiet abyss]

idk heavy would be more fun with a knife

fight me

[quiet abyss]

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING OFF MISTER

dont fucking lie to me like that

[rocky turtle]

fkn game man

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

go luna cruiser gooo

[quiet abyss]

alt f4

[rocky turtle]

i did it

[rocky turtle]

also wait u can do campaign missions in coop?

[wet orchid]

Hop on Operations where you can be one of seven random non-important Primaris marines thrown into impossible odds in teams no larger than three

(Acheran can only spare three men)

[rocky turtle]

yeah others too busy doing nothing at ship

probably playing blackjack with Acheran

[wet orchid]

Too busy getting mauled by Genestealers with Acheran

[rocky turtle]

[wet orchid]

Good on the GSC for coming out swinging like that though. They haven’t been relevant in forever and then they suddenly gank two important named Ultrasmurfs

[timid hollow]

what

is this a op?

[wet orchid]

No, campaign

[rocky turtle]

its campaign

[timid hollow]

huh

i played it two times

huh

[rocky turtle]

u dont got it on steam

[wet orchid]

Maybe he played it on console like a weirdo

[rocky turtle]

EEEEW

[timid hollow]

yeah

sorry i wanted to play the game in more than 11 fps

assholes

but are there differences in version or wha

[rocky turtle]

u played first one probably

[timid hollow]

no i played both

i preordered sm2

lmao

[wet orchid]

Nah, SM2 is crossplay

It’s just that we frown on console peasantry

[timid hollow]

eh

if it helps you sleep

[wet orchid]

I’ll sleep when I’m in a dreadnought

[marsh cargo]

the doom fridge

[wet orchid]

Speaking of Dreadnoughts, if I had a nickel for every time Valtus used a statue to kill a Heldrake, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[marsh cargo]

reused animation to save space

[quiet abyss]

last time i played the new operation it broke after he hit it with a statue

he just stood there

like a fuckin clown

[quiet abyss]

not for me, i disabled that shit lmao

[wet orchid]

The forces of Chaos across the bridge watching the Dreadnought that just killed their Heldrake with a fucking statue: “He’s just standing there! Menacingly!”

[hexed stag]

https://hugelolcdn.com/v/1003247.mp4

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gaulti-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-paulie-gualtieri-whattaya-hear-whattaya-say-gif-18828349

[short basin]

big day for famed streamer johnny somali

[hexed stag]

3 yrs labour prison in SK + registry as a sex-offender in SK and USA

[flat violet]

@frail leaf Who the hell is Johnny Somali

[halcyon fossil]

deserved

[frail leaf]

Johnny Somali, whose real name is Ramsey Khalid Ismael, is an American former live streamer known for his controversial and provocative behavior while traveling. Born on September 26, 2000, he gained notoriety for streaming content that often involved confrontational antics, leading to multiple bans from platforms like Twitch and Kick. His behavior has resulted in several arrests in various countries, including serious legal troubles in South Korea.

For more details, you can check out this Wikipedia article on Johnny Somali. 🌐

[flat violet]

Oh right the dude banned in South Korea, okay

[rocky turtle]

good luck on canto 5 u gonna need it

[halcyon fossil]

i'm looking forward to it

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

delet this

[short basin]

love to see it

[flat violet]

[halcyon fossil]

why is barney posting fish beheading

[flat violet]

You might want to read the #📄rules

[short basin]

muck looks way different now

he's not banned from korea yet exactly, been stuck there for the past year or so in trial. end of an era for nuisance streamers

[rocky turtle]

get ids with pierce damage for that one

[copper vapor]

are you surprised that the weirdo is posting weird shit

[flat violet]

This happened before?

[lucid latch]

Ok

[copper vapor]

not this specifically but he's been posting some weird images recently

nothing rule-breaking just... weird stuff

[flat violet]

Okay

He's muted anyway

[marsh cargo]

[short basin]

you've changed since black mesa barney

[rocky turtle]

lack of beer 🥀

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo twitch drops are so nice, 100 accolades just to watch a stream on mute while playing sm2

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-life-scientist-hl

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

ooh shit i forgot about that

link me a channel to just mute watch

[quiet abyss]

yeah i just opened a stream, and left it there for an hour

[short basin]

aw shit am i missing free items for sm2

[quiet abyss]

i dont care for the aquila breastplate

not really

[quiet abyss]

mhm

but you got until march like, 9th iirc

[flat violet]

@short basin that thirsty emote, Outward?

[thick plover]

@sour rivet i went on a 4 win streak with random serbs i met on deadlock

My life is healed

[short basin]

yeah from outward server

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jiri-jiri-prochazka-ufc-jiri-mma-jiri-wombat-gif-6767562033947824665

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-rant-freeman-glasses-combine-gif-27580668

going to be receiving a visit from a certain scientific gravity gun

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846516864334954557/1477424269230211264/image0.jpg?ex=69a4b613&is=69a36493&hm=9bf33c9ba79d5a3302e535d2dbec3bfa6394e056178b5901cadbeb122b137515&

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo wha

crashed apparently

ffs

[marsh cargo]

lmao

yeah

thats been happening

[quiet abyss]

idk man

[marsh cargo]

droon crashed twice

and crashed once

[quiet abyss]

techmarine update broken???

how was a modded install more stable then an official update

@rocky turtle GO TO BED

MISTER

[rocky turtle]

bob the techmarine can we fixed?
no its fucked

[quiet abyss]

SHUSH

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

sleep

[marsh cargo]

join us droon

[quiet abyss]

now

actually

yeah get on

[marsh cargo]

we are going get fucked

[quiet abyss]

if youre not sleeping

nah you are

[rocky turtle]

nah for real now im going to sleep

[quiet abyss]

NO YOURE NOT

nah youre not done

[rocky turtle]

goodnight all

[quiet abyss]

emperor said you gotta game

[marsh cargo]

bro stayed up a whole 2 ops

[quiet abyss]

fr

[rocky turtle]

emperor said go sleep retard u need to wake up in 3 hours

[marsh cargo]

just man up and drink cofffee

[quiet abyss]

also seeing videos and shit i loved that say "4 years ago" hurts so bad

[marsh cargo]

look one of my shit ass songs i used to listen while in highschool says 16 years ago

[quiet abyss]

its like "mf it felt like last week"

yeah but youre 35

(i think)

number went up

so that is likely true

[marsh cargo]

not that far tbh

[quiet abyss]

(im not the brightest bulb in the crayon box)

lemme get rid of the splodey execution thing

even if its awesome

[marsh cargo]

but i want to tactical

[quiet abyss]

hey spart...

do me a favor

check the mission terminal

and tell me, does it say you did the normal strategem?

[marsh cargo]

i cant check im not host

[quiet abyss]

leave and check

im being deadass

it says i didnt do it

but i still have the gun

i just bought

AGAIN

we go again boys

we can make money the easy way

[marsh cargo]

yes it says i did normal strat

[quiet abyss]

i crashed and i think it forgot or smth

lmao

still just gonna do hard one

[copper vapor]

got 1/3rd of my max health, and this place looks scary

let's go inside

[marsh cargo]

you taking tactical?

[quiet abyss]

i just wanna try my new hbr

[marsh cargo]

sure

i can do bulk

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

brb

[wet orchid]

Techmarine can also use HBR

[marsh cargo]

bathroom break

[quiet abyss]

SHUT UP

also its a hard strategem

and my techie is level 16

fuck that

[wet orchid]

When has that ever stopped people?