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why not
anyway sam whens our wedding
Are yall minecrafting 
HUH ?
im
powerwashing

which smp of the year is this
3
the bear and the bull
Ngl I did not know we had a third one running

I didn't spy you, I spied on pipnik
it turns off my powerwasher if i aim it at them
Are you pipnik?
I already settled on playing better than adventure with pipi
but he is too busy smoking himself to death
we shared a bed
so you spied on us both
Kinky
Did you hold hands too?

S l u t s
How is it a slut if both sides consent

No material goods involved
anyway I'm busy learning about fnaf lore
ok guys imn done cleaning
wait

what
God I love playing like this but god is it also fucking CBT and it sucks
In all of Five Nights at Freddy's history, there's never been a fan character quite like Bear5. He's a horrifying blue Freddy clone with quite an interesting history of chicanery.
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BEAR5
bear5
AWESOMEDUDE
did i do a good job cleaning
idon'tknowmonkey.jpg
"I'm learning about fnaf lore"
Checks inside
Bear5
and has actual floors
im so good at powerwashing
i should gaslight her to coop this (evil choice)
cock
you should grind your cock (in arc raiders)
also you were whining about your nitro expiring
orb
there's a new quest to watch a 1:30min fnaf2 trailer for 700 orbs
soap
foap
What is CBT and sucks
bodycam veiw
Ah
Wait till you play (never) a tactical shooting game on roblox where your point of view is from a helmet cam
And idk how ppl play it
BRO HOW
I played helmet cam on fuckin operation harsh doorstop
shit sucks
Forgot that game is a thing
Holy
yeah
I might remake this game later with better performance and n stuff , cuz right now its kinda ass #fnaf

🫦
ez
jessica will be pleased


fucking hilarious
i killed 2 now
one with anvil + arpeggio and one with just ferro mark 2

btw the ferro one took ages
because mark 2 is just so slow
mark 4 on the other hand? that thing would have fucked it up in half the time
Ferro is peam?
ok soap is kinda busted now
yes
I thought Burletta is more peam
depends what you use it for
burletta is a pistol. a very good sidearm
ferro is the singleshot break-action rifle using heavy ammo
big damage, big armor pen against arcs
OK so its pitch black, almost zero light, BUT THE AI CAN STILL SEE ME WITHOUT A FLASHLIGHT?
Does it 1 shot headshot
if the target has no shields, yes
Crackhead behavior in Ready o Not
against a light shield you'll remove the shield and 75% of their health
Wait so I havent played Arc but is there like tiers for the same gun?

call of duty lore
i knew this was comin
i just didnt know if you were gonna do call of duty or someting else
you can upgrade guns from tier 1 to 4
each upgrade improves specific aspects of it
in the Ferro's case, improves its reload speed a LOT
ferro 4
Damn
Anvil IV (single-action revolver that fires the same caliber as the Ferro)
Stitcher IV (full-auto machine pistol)
It finally happened, the double natural 1 roll
Kettle IV (light caliber semi-auto "rifle")
How many rolls, and this is my first time rolling two 1's with advantage
that's the one.
Alright i'm blowing inspiration
Ngl wish you can remove that front barrel
they look better visually as you upgrade them, too.
The tier I versions of all guns are rusted pieces of shit like Fallout pipe guns.
at max upgrade they look clean and full of purpose.
That's more like it
behold my collection of max upgraded common guns 
the milkman was here
his milk is delicious
special delivery
This mission is way to FUCKING HARD
yay
he gives the people what they need, what they deserve
phsyconaughts 
How did he die
His milk was delicious
He would have sold a lot
Zero Hour
the campaign is WAY to hard
oh i haven't played that in ages
Im playing on fucking easy mode too
Yet the objectives are so fucking difficult cause the AI squad is retarded
\
Im retarded
the games AI has aimbot
like
bruh
zero hour felt closer to swat than ready or not

vintage story be like:
bro
you are a madman
kinda want to play through ron again
-# also a fun fact only the ones on hotbar are filled with items 
?
well they are on specific locations
i dont fucking know 
seen 1 under buried city bridge high up
and i think water facility ?
forgot name
in dam
on staircase outside
thats all i remember
you need cores ?
go hunt couriers
you can get sentinel cores from them as well
LMFAO
you can fucking kill him with the forge mechanism
Sure can
It's in fact a lot easier than the regular fight method
With the only caveat being you need to move him through lava before each slam
not me using Blast to move Karlach out of the lava
You gotta think outside the box sometimes
I ain't walking into lava to shove her out
oh boy, how does one find couriers...

if they are near you, you can even see them on map
also im finding the value in adrenaline
if you are having a hard time finding sentinels
because i would have lived if i had more stam that round
"I did not crit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark! :D"
It didn't kill her
Damn
this
?
I fully expected to have to use a revivify
2 waystones next to each other ?
green buge friday is a long ways away... but that doesn't mean we can't make room for a little gaiety on a monday morning! just make sure to do it in a safe place, ideally with ample PPE.
FUCK
more bug!
where did he go
to friday
can you send coords in advance just in case i log in when you're offline
will do when i recall back to bed
the black friday
i don't see race
install shaders
take off the blindfold then idiot you're gonna miss the finish line
doge listen
my average fps with shaders is 50 or so fps
it wont just kill you
b i r b
im already having a fucking problem with the memory leak the modpack has
shaders would just kill it even faster
i know
NO
MIGUEL GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY
the image is larger than usual
i cant save it to my discord
"canon events are-"
"canon events" when i show them my cannon (im a pirate)
time to splicerpost
if I'm understanding this correctly as a comparison between booker from bioshock infinite to the big daddy protagonist from bioshock 2, I approve
Delta sweep
Bro theres nobody left in the fucking building why am I only 67% completed
jesus christ
holy fuck
delta's the name of the big daddy protag in 2?
pin this place
booker relies on weapon swapping and hookshot bullshit and plasmid spam while BIG D himself just uses drill
yea

Johnny topside AKA subject delta
BIG D?
Im conviced this mission isnt posible
me watching mission impossible:
explode
Ive searched every inch of this fucking buinding
it's a different mark
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imma head in while playing this

You did good Karlach
i already see a plague doctor holding a giant cross
all fun and games until the bedrock fog rolls in then you hear
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Keys: Starts off B minor, then changes key a lot throughout the song
Vocals in the intro: SOLARIA (SynthV)
What is Infernum mod?
Infernum mod is an extension mod for Calamity that adds an extra difficulty - "Infernum", that's harder than Death mode, with a ...
sure thing
parry sfx
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sry you startled me
every question i ask sam puts her on high alert for she will assume im asking for gametime or streamtime (real)
my god
Peak posted, I have been summoned.
HEY SAM DO YOU WANNA-
Mushroom
mamma mia
do you just have no shadows at all
nvg moment
oh right
waow
just choose
t2 ?
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when 
in 12 seconds

featuring hideo kojima

its just his face on the terminus
feetojima
you pick the terminus up and use it and this just flies to the sky
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is that the guy from guacamelee
no he's from samurai jack
samurai jack
holy shit
for that matter
epic find sam thank you
@zealous depot you almost off work? 
no problem kitten
tts reference 
meow
hunter: the parenting reference

hey quick question, is there a place here where I can ask for help about a stalker 2 bug or no
OPAA
motherfucker
#╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting
someone actually helping you is unlikely, there's not a lot of active folks in that channel
he said stalker 2 tho
yum
dead game 😔
dead chat
yummers
thank
i tried to patch the goddamn hole maru left
so the hole part might look off
compared to other parts of the building
yeah only the top floor part
dunno wtf happened
but patched it up
name suggestion
SHOO

bro got SMITED
anyways
hmst
hmst
NAY!

Azafure 
what is azafure
yea ?
remains of the city that was there
calamitas was born there!

Doge got killed by a little fella
yea i'd die to a little fella too
I die to a little fella
So you will also die to a little fella
That being said
What difficulty is the server on right now
modlist difficulty or game difficulty
Hard, as it should be
Stay hydrated, people

Stay brainrotted, Cuppy
No, these guys don't use fucking pistols
the bigger ones do
died on sp save 
So you didn't
anyways finally got dripped
but i know how it feels like
But do you know the feeling
Of peeking the corner
And getting your totem broken in one frame
true
What the fuck is this shit man
OH SHIT
I mean
the raid bosses in AC Origins were cool
and they were basically titans
ye
I could see this being fun
plus they werent in the way
Hey it's the fat fuck I tried to bombard with orbs
they were in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

berserk
nut
Use it
A N O T H A

THATS OPTIMUS PRIME
Hey Doge
I would appreciate it if you wouldn't build a fuckass bridge to my portal, thanks
to the casino ?
TO
MY
PORTAL
Don't build it, I want it to not be connected to the ground, at all
kinky
bwah?
bro is copying my schtick
birb you better be living in a haunted forrest
nah i asked earlier, was hoping he was around
or you're wack
hes off work iirc
i be
im a little guy driving in the forest hearing sounds that shouldnt be
me after funny molten metal beanbag
me after i fucking own the mage guy from prominence 2 after switching my build
we went from throwing ourselves at him to damage him to me just
walking up and pressing 2
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have you checked your eggnog elvels yet
What was his name?
https://youtu.be/dUjiGmLVC2E?si=yHwXjT08bUj30C00 oh hey the animation popped up again
i cannot remember
@oblique belfry
uuuhhhhhh
i also cant remember
im puillin up the wiki
Magus
Try not to reference JoJo challenge (impossible)
I think he's a boss in this pack too
Pretty sure I saw his name in the quest book
pyrson which way was the other casino at
I don't know
fak
https://youtu.be/j5L61DQHAHo?si=17PI3oav-gcAmFI_ @rocky turtle hes fucking real
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I was flying around in the gyrodyne, I don't remember the exact direction, just that it exists
did u mark it ?
No
another idea to kill leapers
Even if I did, how do you expect me to share it now
I have one of this flamespray thing in my stash
bro i fucking sold all of mine today
idk say "i remember going to west for a while"
Anyways, what would be the funniest potion to infuse my infinite ham with
what does infinite ham do

Regenerates
i got 1 potion that has absorption 2 and haste 5
Fills your hunger bar in one bite
and regens itself
i dont suppose we got the forever steak do we?
we still do
but infinity ham is better
TONS better
And at max level also can be infused with a potion to give you its effects when eating
zamn
Debatable
You can eat other stuff when full now, but for infinity ham you need to be hungy
you just click once and bam
and if you infuse it with a potion it'll also grant the effects of that potion?
Yes
health boost then 
bread no difs all minecraft food
But it only lasts for a moment
around 4-10 seconds
I have a whole stack of bread in my inv in case I need it
same
Cause as I said
mfw loot mod gives us bread
Ham cool, but can only eat when hungy
yeah i notice we can overeat
Bread can be eaten whenever, even at full
I need to start a cow/pig farm to feed my doggos
Because they are good bois and they deserve good food
wtf
?????
i think i broke my pc
i pressed shutdown
it did the usual blue acreen turning off
but then suddenly wanted me to login
with either pin or password
Your PC turns off with a blue screen?
now i did it and i cannot press anything
the fucking "shutting down" screen
with the loading circle
thats black for me
Mine is green
dafuq

was it explorer.exe

You just hold the power button to force shutdown
brother what the fuck did you do
dont wanna fuck it up even more
i know that
It's that
a lot
also be mindful of her energy shield
lotsa tiny drones hovering around her and blue lights
hullcracker is required almost?
blocks all damage from outside
no, not "almost" 
well i mean someone had it
fuck this
force shutdown it is
so no one was doing fuck all to it
got a new key at least
thats enough for me
key rooms are lit ngl, birb was tweakin
its purely rng
meh
i always get something neat
its mainly resources i already got
yeah but biased for better shit
I almost always get at least one epic item in locked rooms
ok we are back
(and I'm always glitching them
)
reported
glitching

everything seems.... okay
gimme method 
what the hell was that
embark is watching
needs 2 players
one constantly sprints at the door in the corner
the other spams jump behind the other player, nudging him into it
Doge if everything is fine with the PC, next time give it some time to cool down after gaming before attempting shutdown
then the first player clips through the door
and most of them have a button to unlock from the inside
because this shit only happens after mc
oh so useless
i have none of those things you call friends

Speaking of which, lemme check mem leaks on server
unless you count marrisonhord
they said they are working on it
I only do it when randos appear and ask
in which case 
anyways that servers mods are retarded anyways
classic mc moderators
@zealous depot ok NOW you should be off work 
ignoring questions / always meta talking / refuses to help you unless you play the game their way
timezones are a bitch
and more
4gb leak fixed
yuppi
why are you so obsessed with cock
need to cool the pc off if i play mc
I have that whenever I do anything on my laptop 

bro when pc go into supernova
It's not even that it likes to break, no, it likes to scare me

UE5 and everything
i dont have this issue on arc
HELL
I DIDNT EVEN HAVE THIS BS HAPPEN TO ME ON S2

XD
Minecraft is hell tho
minecraft is coder hell
java moment
its so poorly optimized
Even vanilla
the engine isnt the problem
its the developers
This modpack is worse than vanilla
i remember a time where me n my friends wanted to play the new cave update in like 1.19
and i fucking saw my fps at 30-40
vanilla btw
thankfully they fixed that in 1.20
just run some client side optimization mods
makes it run better anyways
even if it was fixed
its better now
eh i dont play vanilla anyways
so i run it with loads of performance mods
y tho
60 fps is more then enough for mc
old ass game too so i fear going above that
Unless it's your first time playing, there's no point in playing vanilla
skyrim 
i turned off my modlists framegen cuz it was causing problems
i forgot to turn the fps cap back on
500 fps

it was a miracle i didnt see shit flying
can we kill atro hes stealing my "where is sam" schtick

shut up bird thing
i even lost half of my hp at 1 point
All though I am going to the gym in a bit


imagine having such a good performance on a game that it punishes you
First time going back to the gym in bout 3 years 
just be a fucking blob of fat 
just become a little meatball
XD
then just wait another day
anyways
I'm only going to the gym cause of my friend, he's trying to lose weight
Hush it lil Wayne 
ok then :)
🥪 🧃
i will not arc it with you
goodbye

thats my job
WAIT NO
I need to arc with the originator of arcing
@frank hearth
yeah i thought so

i remember it was not doge
220 hours btw
last time i checked

creator of arc
lmao
taco demands wisdom
im up waiting for taco
TIME ZONES
whos going to the gym at fucking 10pm
i sleep at 7 am
like what the fuck
ALSO WHY ARE YOU ?
who does that
yarrrg
who in their right mind goes at 10pm "Hm yes, i must lift the metal weights, and run on the silly machines"
it be 11pm

im all the help he needs (idk what the fuck im doing, but its fun)
@zealous depot it awaits thy


I should kill him

no euw acc for u then
nuh uh, im part of the arcers ol mate
Considering how much you've been able to dodge getting it I've lost nothing in this engagement

yes and world class shit drivers
Bro won't be able to shitpost in aram with us smh
@zealous depot i await you on arc, not like you need the gym 
anyways gym at 10:30 pm is nuts
who do that
People who's only time to do so is then...and extremely self conscious people.
paprika AND thy catafalque
Who has dayz if yes dm me please and thank you
i have dayz
but i dont really play much
sure i have 2.4k hours
but i dont care to really spend many more
If you wan me and these two other guys wan make a clan
I just learned
congrats
there's items you can craft in arc raiders only while you're out in the field (with the skill in the survival tree)
but why the fuck can't I craft these same items in the base
if I can craft them by hand, why can't I craft them at the workbench lmao
I have dayz
what items
this for instance
yea
it's an aerosol can with a nozzle from the flamethrower robot
The comedy
You kno
but why the fuck can't I bring them to base and craft it there
Maybe thats a good idea for a weapon
A makeshift flamethrower using fire extinguisher as a base
you can make one out of literally any pressurized bottle but i get what you mean









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