╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

frota i cannot play bl4

[forest acorn]

hop on bl4

[forest acorn]

L bozo bad pc

[oblique belfry]

see the future

[left mantle]

adhd one is painfully accurate

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

sometimes i feel like im the only without anything diagnosed in this chat

[forest acorn]

for me it runs like a modern AAA game, that is, its unoptimized and I will be playing on medium for the next month or two before they roll out fixes

lmfao you can fish????

theres fishing spots you can grapple and they throw up items you have to grapple to you before they hit the water

[vital venture]

I play it alone cause everyone ik hates it

[thick plover]

Joorman

[oblique belfry]

then you fucking think about the whole different outcomes you could've did and imagine fake scenarios on the said outcomes

[timid hollow]

oh god there will be one legendary fish you will get with 0.1% and it will be needed for an achievement

[forest acorn]

you can probably get blue tier nades or something

[timid hollow]

oh or items

[forest acorn]

i got a green one and its pretty good

[lethal comet]

anyone heard the new game Active Matter ?

[timid hollow]

i heard about it, but to me it doesnt really matter

[lethal comet]

its pretty dope

[oblique belfry]

no because we use the same braincell

[timid hollow]

sorry.

[lethal comet]

not pretty very dope

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

not yet

[thick plover]

Just get deep rock galactic for 5 buck and spend 500 hours on the game instead

70 dollar poo game ❌
Rock and ston ☑️

[forest acorn]

wait wtf, this is just (redacted) tarkov by warthunder guys

[oblique belfry]

WOMAN

[forest acorn]

more like into the radius tbh, with the monsters and anomalies

[timid hollow]

when i get serious sam hd youre forced to another replay

[forest acorn]

scary black goop men

[timid hollow]

maybe i will get 3 bfe and 4 depending on requirements

[slim blaze]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRk1pFRgOc

you seen dis?

[oblique belfry]

ayo ?

[forest acorn]

okay nvm its like uhhh, even worse than tarkov for the p2w editions

start with thermals and special recipes and drones

[oblique belfry]

FUCK IS THIS ANALOG HORROR TYPE SHIT ?

ITS A DLC ?

[slim blaze]

Finally, horror in my pacific drive

[slim blaze]

Of course. What did you think?

[oblique belfry]

OH SHIT

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was an update

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyO5Q4yoV3Y

probably never again will a game give me a huge dosage of "FUCKING MOVE YOU FUCK AAAA"

besides this one

a what now

ah

[marsh cargo]

lizurd

[oblique belfry]

i remember blasting infernal chasm from doom tda when i was doing "no parts run" for achievement...it fit perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTSoR-C7V0

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-doctor-mario-ai-story-gif-10531032281921102700

apparently around 11 am
aka 4-5 am for u

they shadow dropped it with 0 announcements

and now every channel has slowmode

what the fuck did we do we didnt even spam it that much even when slowmode is active

SHUT THE FU-

🛌

i keep getting cucked by slowmode because i always do "text" then
🛌 afterwards.
my joke is ruined

cant have shit in gamma

thats what im doing
right now

[zealous depot]

NEVER!

[oblique belfry]

Fuck you gonna do if i dont ?

NOOOOOOOOO

[zealous pagoda]

beats the jar...

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @verbal lodge

This actually got me once

I held space for just a bit too long and it went to sprint

HOLY THANK FUCK

[runic condor]

You know when it was fine? When the server went down
No more problems

[left mantle]

Now I won't need to turn it off when im browsing the market or my inventory

[oblique belfry]

at least we got hiding spots during those times

[forest acorn]

@left mantle poe 2 goblin?

[left mantle]

I am a goblin of the loot variety yes

[forest acorn]

i been doing tactician, but avoiding mortars

[left mantle]

Dude I need to show you the bow I got on my endgame witch hunter

[left mantle]

This motherfucking thing

[oblique belfry]

still one of the best lines

[green granite]

@forest acorn how can you do college

This shit is so ass

[runic condor]

what in the nuclear bomb launcher is that

[left mantle]

It's my warcrime stick

[green granite]

Reload time is 0.76

To ditch our a projectile that deals nearly 1k damage

[left mantle]

1k? That's fucking cute.

[zealous pagoda]

we're not even sure how frota functions in daily life

[left mantle]

Try 70k depending on mob state.

[zealous pagoda]

don't ask him for advice

[left mantle]

I use grenades, not bolts

[runic condor]

Here comes the sun
Tananana

[slim magnet]

[left mantle]

Cluster grenade is a fucking dopamine rush

I toss that into a pack and they just VANISH

[sweet meadow]

@green granite I read your name wrong

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/a-levantarse-gif-21575809

[zealous depot]

Bl4 is sitting at negative rating

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

Oh wait

[turbid shuttle]

M240 Bravo

[green granite]

Today is the day

[turbid shuttle]

@green granite M240B Dump

[zealous pagoda]

M2 Browning dump

[green granite]

Say no more fam

Technically some.of them are FN L7 and FN MAG but it shouldnt matter

[wet lantern]

Wow I can't believe they made the gun from Battlefield 3 a real thing

[turbid shuttle]

M870

[zealous pagoda]

the M240B is so cool
I wish war was real

[wet lantern]

[turbid shuttle]

War is very real. Speaking from experience.

War is terrible.

[zealous pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[turbid shuttle]

@green granite M870 dump

[slim magnet]

i love m870 she's always been my favorite gfl character despite barely being a character outside just her design

[zealous pagoda]

WAR IS COOL
IT'S ALL ABOUT EXPLOSIONS AND BACKGROUND MUSIC AND ONE-LINERS AND DESTROYING AN ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL ENEMY

[turbid shuttle]

[slim magnet]

and that she's a waterkuma girl

and waterkuma is like my biggest inspiration as an artist

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8f2Fz_KuVZc Jesus.
I've seen damaged 7.3 Powerstrokes start up faster then that

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-prepare-war-gif-6743424214607568614

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcastic-kirk-gif-20910726

[wet lantern]

Needs more gas in it

[turbid shuttle]

What about this

[zealous pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/offense-texas-gif-23053045

[turbid shuttle]

brother in law and my son are fixing up an old grain truck imported from Canada

[wet lantern]

Needs more blinker fluid

[turbid shuttle]

Listen to that idle though, but really its issue is the carb

[wet lantern]

Blocked off or not sealing properly I'm guessing

[turbid shuttle]

Dumping WAY to much fuel, flooding the engine at idle

[wet lantern]

oof

At least it isn't one of those trillion vacuum line carb engines

[turbid shuttle]

1980's dodge be like:

3 vacuum lines TO THE BREAK CYLINDER

[wet lantern]

You get 1 vacuum line per pound the car weighed

[turbid shuttle]

WHY
FUCKING WHY DODGE?! THE FUCKING MASTER CYLINDER DOESNT NEED 3 FUCKING LINES

And then a leak starts and its impossible to find

[timid hollow]

worst match of life, lost with a 400 ticket lead at the beginning

[wet lantern]

Oops, all leaks

[turbid shuttle]

[timid hollow]

lets see how this goes

[wet lantern]

Battlefielden fourensequel

[timid hollow]

im german, not dutch

[wet lantern]

What's the difference

[turbid shuttle]

[wet lantern]

No like genuinely what is the difference

[timid hollow]

listen to someone speaking dutch and then to someone speaking german

[turbid shuttle]

[wet lantern]

I live in America, people here barely speak English at it is

[turbid shuttle]

Dutch isn't real, German is

[timid hollow]

they sound like me when i drank too much, like way too much

[turbid shuttle]

Now Imagine having German, Greek, and Italian as your first languages trying to understand this "English"

[burnt oracle]

You're Austrian?

[turbid shuttle]

A bottle of Vodka for every inch of height

[timid hollow]

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet The game is "fixed" guys

[turbid shuttle]

I used to be really good at being a sniper in BF4, I'd get tons of kills. Now I'm useless

[oblique belfry]

atom alignment smh

[wet lantern]

I used to be really good at strapping c4 to a vehicle in BF4, I'd get tons of kills. I'm still doing it

[turbid shuttle]

I've never had these problems in my playthough

[timber oxide]

I've never had these problems...
...when I was playing the release version

[wet lantern]

Cars just don't like you I think

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

They are taking a revenge for all the shit I've done to them in the previous run

[oblique belfry]

a dev actually responded to one of the reviews

"dev"

[turbid shuttle]

I had a entirely bugless(other then bugs I intentionally did) playthough of cyberpunk and phantom liberty

[timber oxide]

Thing is that apparently the game got more bugs in the recent versions

[wet lantern]

The only noticeable bug I had on release cyberpunk I can remember is when Jackie phased through a car and made the driver disappear

[turbid shuttle]

I replayed it like 2 months ago with the new CPU

[green granite]

Guh im at work

[turbid shuttle]

So am I

[oblique belfry]

when i was playing cyberpunk in 1.4 build there was only 1 major bug that cucked me but i was already gonna do a 2nd save so it was not a big deal

one of the cars did not spawn for "collect all cars" mission

[left mantle]

Friend sent me a clip of instead of pulling out the chip he just has his pistol still in his hand on release

So jackie just aimed a pistol at his head and then yours the entire cutscene

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I actually had a bug while ending the previous run where I could still bring up and use my 3rd slot weapon during scripted events

Bear in mind that trying to use any other weapon resulted in "action blocked" so it's not intentional

[oblique belfry]

STILL ?????

BRO ITS 2025 WDYM 30 FPS CUTSCENES

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[timber oxide]

Beer

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-special-week-oguri-cap-arcuxbellz-gif-8217080769808518559

[green granite]

Here is obligatory 870 dump

[oblique belfry]

"mods are a bannable offense"

on a sp / coop game mind you.

[timber oxide]

Banned for using a VPN?

[wet lantern]

Mosta Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we doing to deu

[oblique belfry]

rip foreign countries i guess

[timber oxide]

That would suck for a 2024 me when I literally had to use a VPN for my internet to work

[green granite]

What game

[oblique belfry]

bl4

[green granite]

You get banned for using mod in a singleplayer game?

[oblique belfry]

according to take two and 2k yes

[green granite]

Ok tale two and 2k are full of shit

[timber oxide]

You know what

Just for that little stunt, I'm not gonna play this game (I did plan to, but not anymore)

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-stalker-freedom-sakharov-gave-me-experimental-zone-weed-gif-13440845669431909815

[oblique belfry]

still funny to me that they can ban the user for modding a sp game even if they use offline mode

reminds me of modern warfare 2 where you couldn't play the campaign if you were offline

[wet lantern]

So it's one of those "You will own nothing and be happy" gaming moments huh

[oblique belfry]

funi corpos

[zealous pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-keanu-we-have-a-city-to-burn-handsome-shades-off-gif-16336796

[oblique belfry]

even people with 5090's are getting 40-50 fps on 4k

[zealous pagoda]

do the funni thing to the funni corpos

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-luigi-stare-mad-angry-gif-4268577

[thin bobcat]

Let's be fair, nothing runs extremely smoothly on 4K, no matter your gpu

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie though
im only seeing optimization reviews

[timid hollow]

FUCKING LITTLEBIRDS WITH IR SMOKE AND FUCK THE TEN GUYS PULLING UP TENTS IN THE MOUNTAINS NEARLY OUTSIDE OF THE MAP SMDFKDFGHKJS

[oblique belfry]

thats true. Dont understand why people want it but cant judge ig cuz im poor

[thin bobcat]

I thought about upgrading to 4K some time ago but then again, I don't see much of a reason

[green granite]

Tbh bannable for modding a game means you never own the game

Counterpoint that, they will never own my money

[oblique belfry]

nobody has said anything about gameplay / story / visuals at all
everyone's major problem rn is optimization

[wet lantern]

Just use an auto shotgun with frag rounds and obliterate em

[oblique belfry]

counter counter point : denuvo

oh yea

[green granite]

Blood of Sniper prop scroll up and looking at my gun dump and would be hella confused

[oblique belfry]

speaking of denuvo, some players crying about optimization is also crying about denuvo which i can side with

[wet lantern]

Wait it has denuvo too?

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[turbid shuttle]

4K gaming is heavily overrated

[wet lantern]

[timid hollow]

sorry i only understand as val

[oblique belfry]

muh graphics

[turbid shuttle]

Speaking from experience 4K gaming is overrated

[wet lantern]

Based and [Redacted] pilled

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is they probably dont even have a monitor that can support 4k

[thin bobcat]

I already tried gaming on a 4K monitor, I just did not see that much of a difference

[verbal lodge]

denuvo is anti piracy
that makes games run worse innit

[turbid shuttle]

1440p oled > 4k IPS

[oblique belfry]

there is none. it just kills performance. the only good thing it does is make things sharper. Thats it

[thin bobcat]

Depends on how the Company configures it

[verbal lodge]

much worse

[thin bobcat]

Denuvo isn't just a one-on-one obfuscator / DRM

You have settings and many companies just prefer going with whatever is the strongest by just enabling everything

[left mantle]

Oh wait

[oblique belfry]

gime

[left mantle]

You see the sprint change I @ you about?

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-thirsty-the-incredibles-gif-11855285

[verbal lodge]

my first issue with denuvo was on P3R

[oblique belfry]

thanks 🥤

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/frozone-gif-10880202

[oblique belfry]

devs should get multiple pc's from all sorts of ranges to optimize their games instead of everyone using the same nasa pc.

[left mantle]

YES, STASH TAB SALE

[thin bobcat]

Even if the 6090 drops and gives me a stable 144 fps on a 4K Display, I would still not choose a 4K Display, I mostly still just develop software, I don't need my code editor to run at 4k resolution

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

nobody said this when doom came out

[verbal lodge]

So roll into sprint into roll into sprint to move around maps? wtf

[oblique belfry]

some did actually

[zealous pagoda]

I'm out here drinking cold water
I'm more hydrated than the fucking pacific ocean
opps see me eating my vegetables and step off
i'm growing big and strong like paul fucking bunyan

[thin bobcat]

Just no valid reason for it, at least I didn't see enough of a difference

[green granite]

Mane

[oblique belfry]

but compared to bl4 not much just the minority

[slim magnet]

that devs should develop for real hardware

[turbid shuttle]

I wont be gaming by the time 4K native is possible at a good FPS

[thin bobcat]

The screens just cost an extra 500 - 700€

[slim magnet]

and id software did it twice in just one franchise

[thin bobcat]

lmao

[oblique belfry]

1440p all the way (has 1080p screen)

[left mantle]

Probably not, what stash tabs should I get with the 300. I already dropped 60 on the currency tab because that was required at this point

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

I mean, could happen next year, could happen in 3 years, even if it were to happen today, I mean, maybe it's worth it for VR or something

[thin bobcat]

But not for simple Desktop Gaming

[verbal lodge]

the next best one is maps

[oblique belfry]

stfu

[verbal lodge]

then gem tab, and whatever else you want
thsoe 3 are the priority tho

[left mantle]

I def want at least 1 market tab

[thin bobcat]

When I play a game, I don't spend my time going up-close to my screen, staring at the pixels

[slim magnet]

i was talking about the original doom

[left mantle]

So I can set up b/o orders

[verbal lodge]

as an SSF gamer
i never found a use for those, but by all means go for it

[slim magnet]

that barely ran on $2k+ hardware

[thin bobcat]

There is a difference, I do have a 4K TV

[oblique belfry]

2 monitors.
1080p 144hz IPS
1600x900 60hz Led
Life is good (not)

[green granite]

Ngl I would think BL4 get review bombed from the CEO statement

[slim magnet]

and then doom 3 literally did not run on contemporary hardware

[thin bobcat]

1600x900, ah hell nah

[left mantle]

Since I play trade league setting up b/o is gonna be huge for me making currency through my crafts

[oblique belfry]

its an office monitor i got from my dad like years ago

[green granite]

I remember the Ceo said something like if you are a fan you would make 70$ price tag happen

[thin bobcat]

Well

[zealous depot]

GREASY RANDY

[oblique belfry]

i am talking with you guys through this monitor rn

[verbal lodge]

start selling well rolled bows
those go for alot iirc

[left mantle]

desecrated maps with a certain modifier are bank rn

[oblique belfry]

ngl the moment i moved to 2 monitors setup i've seen a performance drop. Which im not surprised with

[thin bobcat]

Honestly pretty fucking funny to watch the gaming industry right now, AAA Studios don't bother optimising their games on UE5, which leads to shit performance but then they choose Denuvo with the most aggressive settings and don't optimise that either

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[torpid glacier]

They get denuvo to prevent pirating but their game is already so atrocious that people wouldn’t pirate it anyways

[vital venture]

The moment oflin went to bed a argument started in newbies

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shot-gif-10358343

[oblique belfry]

gonna post some of my gamma clips like i usually do whenever i go there

[thin bobcat]

Ima be real, a game like Dustborn for example does not need protection, they mastered the crafts of just having no playerbase to begin with

[torpid glacier]

Every triple A company will absolutely massacre their game in so many ways and then complain they don’t make money

[green granite]

Someone needs to give Doge some better PC

[oblique belfry]

i refuse to believe it

[green granite]

Dude is using a PC with burnt HDD and SSD barely clings for its life

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[vital venture]

Doesn't help someone is saying there gonna wake him up for it

[oblique belfry]

MAN I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA JUST DO BACKBLINGS. BASTARDS

[green granite]

Mom's Knife?

[torpid glacier]

It’s always like “How can we scam people for maximum profit for minimum investment?” While also spending 400 million dollars a game.

Bro, just make a good game. If you make a good game, people will buy it. That’s it.

[thin bobcat]

But it's also pretty funny to see those "Performance Guides" of the publishers

Shit performance on a 4090? Unstable FPS? Have you tried updating your drivers?

[torpid glacier]

They’re always trying to cheat the system or scam people and it literally always fucks them in the ass

[oblique belfry]

oh shit i just noticed

ok thats actually cool i might buy it

[oblique belfry]

if its a "pet" backbling u can

[thin bobcat]

I am going to be stuck at the first mission, just constantly getting the "Friendly fire will not be tolerated." screen

[torpid glacier]

There was a game called unknown 9, came out, basically nobody knew it existed, and I’m pretty sure the studio shut down a little later. They planned tv shows, movies, comics, everything. They had a whole cinematic universe planned for a game that wasn’t even released yet.

[oblique belfry]

your pc must stay as normal as possible no updates means no changes

[torpid glacier]

It was a massive investment just to flop so hard

[thin bobcat]

And then they yap about lowering the graphic settings meanwhile they're horrendous to begin with

[turbid shuttle]

Sex is cool

[torpid glacier]

Stalker 2 being “photorealistic” but you can’t even run it at medium, so you’re stuck at ultra low with upscaling on max performance. Ultra realistic means nothing.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, they were mentioned by MoistCritikal and still failed after the video got millions of views, some games are just not good enough to pay 40 - 60€

[torpid glacier]

Concord is the same. Concord wasn’t even a bad game in terms of gameplay, there were just dozens of games that did it better for free and not 40 USD.

[thin bobcat]

They're just not worthwhile, the Universe seems boring, the gameplay seems boring, whatever it may be, sometimes your best is just not good enough when you're aiming for the wrong direction entirely

[oblique belfry]

sends a clip in newbies

[left mantle]

Sounds like concord

[thin bobcat]

And then the pricing is way too high for the experience

[oblique belfry]

im killing myself

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-get-griddy-fortnite-right-foot-creep-gif-26611033

[slim magnet]

bored god thinking about restarting

[green granite]

You dont give the funny vibe like Sam for some reasons

[torpid glacier]

That reminds me, I genuinely don’t know how so many games have such shit performance. Abiotic factor is a great game that I’ve been loving, but holy shit man, the performance is ass. That game looks worse than OG half life but for some reason they gave it RTX lighting, and it murdered how it ran.

[thin bobcat]

The gameplay was way too slow compared to it's counterparts and the characters were all ugly as shit, for no apparent reason

[wet lantern]

Blood when he finally meets CripOfShotgunner

[slim magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365990133584891914/1406653385507340479/convert.gif

[thin bobcat]

They did not have to look like that

It was unnecessary

[green granite]

Ig im too conditioned to the cow

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[torpid glacier]

I can put aside bad character design, I can put aside meh gameplay, if the game wasn’t so expensive. Like I said, everything does what concord does, but better, for free. And the hero shooter genre was already dying by the time it released. Who the fuck was the target audience?

[slim magnet]

i do not know these characters

[timid hollow]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet lantern]

What does pkte. mean

[hearty wyvern]

What a nice peaceful week of absolutely 0 note

[timid hollow]

Punkte. points

[torpid glacier]

Maybe it’s because I’ve played elden ring and all these new games, but I must’ve been a fucking loser back then. I remember dark souls 3 was so hard, now I’m basically first and second trying every boss. Games today are so buttfuckingly hard that it made everything before easier.

[timid hollow]

at least the matches were good from me

[wet lantern]

The only thing that will make me even consider getting the game is if they bring back custom emblems like bf4

[slim magnet]

peordering is part of the issue

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-meisho-doto-gif-16448182078157957198

[timid hollow]

i love my emblem

hope bf6 brings that back fr, lot of guys compliment each other for their emblems in bf4

[green granite]

I could not play soul like game well I swear

I struggle hard to maintain no damage in Star Wars Survivor

[wet lantern]

One match I saw a [Redacted] emblem too, it's just such a fun thing to have

[timid hollow]

my emblem

[thin bobcat]

I mean, the game allegedly did cost upwards of 400 Million in production because of major mismanagement, they spent way too much money on an oversaturated market with nothing impressive, the game was just boring, every other game in the same genre did it better

[timid hollow]

also love that bf4 puts them on your gun and vehicles when you are the driver

[hearty wyvern]

Experience makes all souls easier

[wet lantern]

Meanwhile mine

[torpid glacier]

The problem is the previous souls games bosses were aggressive, but it was a very frequent back and forth. In elden ring every boss is throwing a massive temper tantrum that’s causing earthquakes and you’re just kinda running around waiting for it to be done. It feels like I get a single hit in before I need to back up and be on the defensive for a minute and a half.

Every new boss is so unbelievably aggressive with such little openings

[timid hollow]

Oh i got killed a few times by one of those

[thin bobcat]

Yeah I also preordered via steam because I know that I can still refund it once it drops

[hearty wyvern]

That started in 3 and makes It my least enjoyable

[thin bobcat]

Let’s hope there’s no need for it

[hearty wyvern]

Fume knight best boss

[timid hollow]

Nameless king got a name now btw

There is a dialogue in nightreign where they call him Grynn

[noble basin]

With one of the best boss music imo

[torpid glacier]

Pre ordering on pc isn’t an issue, since on steam you can still refund it. PlayStation specifically has a no refund policy, even if you’re just installing the game and haven’t even played it.

[torpid glacier]

3 is a good middle ground, you’re not tanking through artorias’s attacks while drinking an Estus, but you aren’t matrix dodging a 40 hit combo either.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, it’s PlayStation, just like Nintendo, they have a monopoly on their platform

They can do whatever they want and get away with it pretty much

[torpid glacier]

What’s really funny is I remember playing 1 and 3 specifically, and always running away. I fought enemies, but it felt like I was scared to engage with them. Now? I’m running through ds3 killing everything in sight and I’ve only died to each boss twice on average.

People say Elden Ring was easy, but we just got good.

[timid hollow]

ouch. tbf my first 100 hours were getting used to the chaos

[wet lantern]

If BF6 adds it back, it could be finally a proper successor to BF4, I can only pray

[hearty wyvern]

2 is middle ground

[timid hollow]

Devs are probably pretty scared of custom emblems because...well look at bo2 emblems lmao

[torpid glacier]

When I did my first run of Elden ring on release week, I remember fighting Margit and losing my shit. I’d see him wind up and I’d roll like 4 times before I’m yelling “Dude what the fuck are you doing?”

[wet lantern]

Any system with customization runs the risk of that, it's better to have it than not tbh

[torpid glacier]

Bro, dark souls 2 has no fair fights. You’re getting ganked, every time. Every boss fight has 12 adds. I like DS2, but it is one of the worst in terms of fairness.

[timid hollow]

Yeah just add proper report function for such cases

[thin bobcat]

I loved the Battlepass of call of duty because even if you missed some of the weapon unlocks, you could still do a challenge afterwards to get it

It’s not a bad system, it just needs to be implemented properly

[slim magnet]

wow the useless grenade is now slightly less useless but still the worst

[hearty wyvern]

Me when I lie

Ds3 most popular fight is a gank

[zealous depot]

Ah yes, the watchers

[timid hollow]

my favourite fight in all of elden ring is a gank fight

[hearty wyvern]

A duo fight is not a gank

[torpid glacier]

Bro DS2 glazing was popular 6 years ago, let it go.

[hearty wyvern]

Ds2 is my favorite game why would I let it go?

[torpid glacier]

You went hollow years ago

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/4kaFgcmY6hqlw1ewAHvqvf?si=1b93c6aec6244b82

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat :3

[wet lantern]

Damn I remember when I used to be at 725 back in the prime days of the game, when the megaladon was just a meme, and the engineer from bffs being voice lines was peak fiction

[hearty wyvern]

This game has ganks so it's bad 🤓👆

Just don't run through areas?

Actually engage with a level and you won't get ganked

[timid hollow]

I was really bad when i started, now i also have matches where i go 20/40 but i still up in the top3 because i know what to do. Probably cant save my rating anymore

[hearty wyvern]

IMAGE PERMA BUT SLOW MODE

[wet lantern]

I used to be worse than bad when I started, I didn't even know you could jump out of moving vehicles before you blow up the c4

[torpid glacier]

Nah, every dark souls game has ganks, DS2 is mostly ganks with a few good fights.

[timid hollow]

The true suicide bomber experience

[torpid glacier]

That soundtrack is good, but I didn't love it as much as I thought I would, considering how much everyone else does.

[hearty wyvern]

L take

[torpid glacier]

Is this spicy's alt account lmao

Ragebait used to be believable

[hearty wyvern]

Worth it
It's all the dlc and levels reworked a bit (nothing gets harder just shuffled)

[timid hollow]

It was the overall Moment for me. I did all the NPC Side quests and suddenly having this fight with the dialogue of ansbach and freja was just Cinema. My brain wasnt able to comprehend it, i was smiling from ear to ear and i never had such intense goosebumps in years

[noble basin]

I like bloodborne

[torpid glacier]

I unfortunately can't relate. I did all the NPC quests too and during that fight I was like "This is pretty cool. Anyways."

[oblique belfry]

an npc just called me a retard

[hearty wyvern]

Who?
I quite literally just like ds2 more it's story levels and world was more engaging than nostalgia bait million hit combo 3

[torpid glacier]

I quite literally like DS3 more, like what you like dawg.

[timid hollow]

I find it kinda ironic that a NPC Gank fight is the best for me out of Elden Ring, there were a lot of fun fights and pretty cinematic ones as well, but a lot of them felt like work

[green granite]

I still always hate the concept of battle pass for not because of how it is

But it always contains some of the cool stuff and if you dont do it in that span of time then you will never get a chance to get it

[hearty wyvern]

Lmao

[hearty wyvern]

You like an inferior game

[torpid glacier]

The NPC fight felt boring. Running around killing the people who came in, the lore was cool but that was it.

[green granite]

I remember some RPG games have it like that and some of them contain some cool unique weapons that are useful but once the season is gone its gone

[hearty wyvern]

I have 3 :3

I need the fourth

[timid hollow]

Im actually happy that i played trough all the Souls in release order, i wasnt able to touch DS2 again after playing 3. I was able to play trough DS1 two more times tho. DS2 just feels uh

[torpid glacier]

Cope

[timid hollow]

Was great the first time tho, i love the lore of 2 and how it "ties in" into the whole

[torpid glacier]

DS2 had some of the best worldbuilding. I kind of liked that the gods took a backseat and it was mostly people being horrible.

[hearty wyvern]

No

[noble basin]

Having to pay every season to have fun in a game and missing out cause you didnt grind stupid challenges is the fucking worst

[torpid glacier]

"Dude did you fight looking glass knight yet? He's the best boss because his shield is actually a mirror, and-"

[timid hollow]

The best part is, it wasnt really the people, it was Nashandras influence. And Nashandra was a shard of Manus, so she was just there because of us killing him in DS1 DLC. Its Cool to see how stuff from lothric fucks up the whole world

[torpid glacier]

Ivory king is still unbelievably hype

[hexed kernel]

fromsoft fans be fighting wars trying to figure out which game is better (they're all bad)

[timid hollow]

Ivory King was such a chad that his Abyss lady turned nice and helped him contain the literal gates of hell. Unbelievably Hype

[torpid glacier]

It gives a lot of radagon 0.5 vibes. Walks up, says nothing, beats your ass.

[timid hollow]

Sir Alonne

[hearty wyvern]

As mentioned I prefer fume knight
Looking glass knight had cool mechanics but isn't my favorite

[torpid glacier]

As mentioned, cope harder, inferior game.

[thin bobcat]

Well, the fear of missing out, that’s how they try to pressure you into it

[hearty wyvern]

No u

[thin bobcat]

I don’t really care that much for the stuff in it, even though some of the stuff is cool

[timid hollow]

If you go deep in lore it starts to loose up, but when you just play them it really feels like the same. Kill 4 lords, go kill big lord, maybe even bigger evil behind that

[green granite]

Used to happen to me with Division 2 but now I just dont care

[torpid glacier]

Miyazaki found one storyline and never changed it. "it's a cycle."

[thin bobcat]

For the best ngl

[green granite]

Real life stuffs outweight the dread of getting shits in digital world

[torpid glacier]

Esoteric bullshit

[noble basin]

I feel like you can get pretty invested in soulsborne lore if you fuck with the vibe and there are similarities but its not all the same

[torpid glacier]

Feet, can't forget the feet.

[oblique belfry]

[torpid glacier]

I think the lore is cool, but I don't schizo obsess over it. It's just interesting to me.

[timid hollow]

Yeah i get that, i somehow like researching cryptic lore but thats just me

[thin bobcat]

I don’t have the time to even finish half of it most of the time

[green granite]

I kinda like the way they handle it in Helldivers 2, but HD2 just doesnt seem to be copy n paste for each season so ehhhhhhh

[thin bobcat]

So I also just adapted to not caring

That aside, I don’t like grinding in a game to the point where I don’t even have fun playing it anymore

[green granite]

Some games used to have BP grind very easy, I remember I could finish like 20 ranks in 3 days once now it takes you entire week grind to level up 10 ranks

[torpid glacier]

I like that Elden Ring had the most "comprehensible" lore, as in when you meet a boss, if you paid attention you know who it is. In dark souls a boss walks up and you're like "This guy is cool, am I supposed to know him?" in Elden Ring when you fight Maliketh it's easy to be like "Ohhhh shit, it's you!"

[green granite]

Their argument was "To make the grind more engaging" but I think they try to have you putting more effort in and if you want to speed it up, you gotta buy boosters

[hearty wyvern]

I liked that about lies of p

[torpid glacier]

It's easier to know what the hell is happening and who the important people are without having to watch a 7 hour lore video

[green granite]

I rather spend money for DLC than Battle Pass any day tbh

[noble basin]

Best "battlepass" format ive seen came from warframe, the rewards are stuff you can get in other ways or cosmetics that come back + its fully free and the challenges come back if you've missed out a week

[timid hollow]

Tbh, what you said is right, but when you start nerdy deep dives, elden ring is a fucking mess compared to souls. While souls doesnt tell you anything, you can get a grasp of the whole concept when going deep, elden ring tells you stuff but no matter how you wanna figure it out, you get massive holes in explanations

[green granite]

Ppl can say "well BP can be free" but if 80% of the BP is locked behind premium pay wall thats as expensive as a DLC then its just not worth bothering

[timid hollow]

But from a im just playing pov, elden ring is easier to get definitely

[green granite]

Paying 70USD for a game just so you have to pay 20 dollars more in every 4 months for shitty contents that barely give you anything is the pinnacle of gaming these days

[timid hollow]

Idk i like figuring out cryptic lore, maybe that started when i played mgs when i was younger. Not really cryptic, but confusing nonetheless

[torpid glacier]

I kind of prefer that a lot of it isn't laid out. In dark souls, people know EVERYTHING. In elden ring, there's a lot of shit that's impossible to understand from anyone's perspective. Like the outer gods/the greater will. Are they gods or just lovecraftian aliens? Why do they want very specific things to be done? Why don't they do it themselves. It fits the definition of "beyond comprehension." because there's not much of a way to know why the hell some of these things work the way they do.

[green granite]

MGS Hideo Kojima just throw shit into game as he goes tbh

[timid hollow]

And then my problem starts, when you go deeper a lot of stuff like why does the eldenbeast does x is hinted at, but nothing has a definitive answer. its basically lore edging for me the whole time

[green granite]

Generally MGS was only designed to end right around MGS3 but ig they want MGS4 then later on MGSV

[wild vortex]

msg like the msg that goes into chinese food?

[wintry willow]

yes

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry Pummeling everyone with a baseball bat is way more fun than using a weeb katana, especially with the sound it makes

And heavy attacks actually ragdoll enemies

[timid hollow]

Thats something all people say, but i think its mostly bs. Kojima wanted to stop after mgs1, after mgs2, and he still crafted a story over the course of 20 years that makes sense, and that while jumping timelines. He had a complete story in his head, he just didnt want to do it

Its not about the Story that he didnt want to do, he was tired of making games. Which doesnt mean the story was just made because why not

[torpid glacier]

The issue is people think they need to solve everything. A lot of lore isn't meant to be dissected scientifically, it's more like coming across a broken world and trying to figure out what happened. Once everyone started trying to puzzle it together, it didn't make sense because it wasn't a puzzle to begin with.

[green granite]

What game did you play and when you finished it you realized "Wait this game has a story?"

[oblique belfry]

yuppie new car

[timid hollow]

And i seriously cant say why my Brain works like this, but i think a lot of people have that. You find a mystery and you just want a rational/logical answer

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[green granite]

I always hate reading in game collectible for lore

[timid hollow]

Never really had that tbh

[vital venture]

Modern hitman

[green granite]

Very true

[timid hollow]

Oh Armored Core. I thought its just fucked up world with mechs doing mechs things

[green granite]

I think for me was Half Life 1

[oblique belfry]

1 question regarding gta 5 story mode (first time btw plz no spoil)
is there a blueball moment where if i do a certain main quest some of the side tasks / hobbies gets locked out ?

[green granite]

Actually Escape from Tarkov too

[timid hollow]

yeah think so

[oblique belfry]

FACK which one ?

[timid hollow]

Ah hard too say, i always just did every side content before doing next main gig

[green granite]

Technically once you got ||banned from entering LS as Micheal, some of his activities are not accessible, but if you are so good at surviving onslaught of hit squads, you can get it||

[oblique belfry]

michael is kidnapped by the cheng clan rn

[timid hollow]

just realized i never finished gtav

[green granite]

Same

[oblique belfry]

OOooOOOoOoOo you will finish gta V cuz im playing it now OooOooOoOoOo

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[green granite]

I have yet to finish GTA IV despite I found it more enjoyable and engaging than V

[timber oxide]

And "stealth" is also funny cause I just heavy attack a dude to yeet him away and then bonk them again for good measure before they can alarm anyone

[oblique belfry]

10 sec cooldown i would've sent it 6 sec earlier

[oblique belfry]

d o n k

[green granite]

I dont like characters of V, but I adore Niko Bellik, my favorite war criminal

Rockstar Blueballs us with so many mentions of Niko Bellic

[timid hollow]

GTA IV is just way more atmospheric dense than V imo, i also like liberty city a lot more than los santos. Its more depressing.

[timid hollow]

I always liked watch dogs 1 over 2 just because chicago felt way better to me

[noble basin]

I like Trevor just cause funny but they no characters from gtav beats Niko

[oblique belfry]

B O N K

[noble basin]

Watch dogs 1 is my favorite watch dogs

[wet lantern]

It was called Watch Dogs but there was a very distinct lack of watching dogs

[timid hollow]

Did you find any sleeping dogs in sleeping dogs?

give me my brain cell back

[wet lantern]

Unfortniteably, no

[timid hollow]

I should replay watch dogs, i miss aiden

VIBECHECK, who killed maurice

[oblique belfry]

spends 50k on car
realizes no garage to store it
buys garage
stores car inside
turns out you can summon your gta online car as well
tests it out
cool
goes back in garage
my modified car that i just spent 50k on is gone

[left mantle]

Got repo'd

[timid hollow]

no fucking way. I download a big ass rar file yesterday, thought i extracted it already and deleted it few hours ago. I just checked the folder and its empty. Kill me

[oblique belfry]

nevermind. it respawned when i used another car

[timber oxide]

The enemies keep firing their weapons when ragdolling

[timid hollow]

I have trauma from that from CoD4

[oblique belfry]

I JUST GOT WIN 11 JUMPSCARED FUCK OFF WINDOWS

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-a-big-fan-of-the-goverment-vegeta-piccolo-gif-2826679840077264164

[noble basin]

You bet your ass i blew his head off

[oblique belfry]

i love how it fucking says "unfortunately, your pc cannot support win 11. Try out our new PC's with Copilot+"

fucking FORCED AD

[wet lantern]

Not a big fan of Bill Gates

[timid hollow]

how about fuck off and let me use my operating system as long as i want

[oblique belfry]

as i was about to ask
if i somehow let this car be destroyed or i leave it somewhere... will it respawn at garage

[timid hollow]

i used windows 8.1 until last year and i only swapped because win 10 was already on this rig

[wet lantern]

You WILL have ads while you're logging in, you WILL have ads while you're using the search bar, you WILL have ads while using your programs

And also it costs money

[timid hollow]

Here we go again, guess i will try Sniper Ghost Warrior tommorow

[oblique belfry]

damn i'm starting to like chrome

[noble basin]

I hate that they changed the copy, cut, paste and delete to logos bro that shit pisses me off why change something that isnt broken

[torpid glacier]

Armored core is a horror series. Unbelievably massive megastructures, people dying in the thousands during every combat engagement, horrifying war machines. I remember a quote about mecha that I love, it was something like

"We made machines capable of destruction on an untold scale. And we made them look like us."

[timid hollow]

Man that shit annoys me so hard rn, i could have sworn i extracted the rar last night. Ill probably end up finding it in a random ass folder when clearing space in a few months

[torpid glacier]

Use treesize, it shows you how much space occupies each folder in your drive.

[timid hollow]

The thing is, it cant be there. My Diskspace is as free as before i downloaded it, but i remember how i already had the RAR open in 7z. Idk, probably just didnt continue doing something because it was already 5am

[torpid glacier]

Treesize is amazing and I will shill every opportunity I can

[teal spade]

i finally finished my 20k+ piece in wplace, shit took forever

[torpid glacier]

Great, now I want to play AC4A

[oblique belfry]

OH MY GOD

[timid hollow]

strawberry, ew

[teal spade]

it worked with the colour pallet

[timid hollow]

true

[teal spade]

fuck you auto correct

i wrote it propper

[oblique belfry]

YUMMAS

[green granite]

Trevor is a C-word

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-duel-casual-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-27578061

[timid hollow]

man going trough my games folder is like a walk of shame. SC Conviction, Vanquish, Blade runner. all booted once and never touched again

[teal spade]

now get the other framer, combine it in a gif and you can steal my sticker

[torpid glacier]

https://youtu.be/xtji4oRvcdA?list=RDxtji4oRvcdA

[green granite]

The only thing I know about Armored Core is Johnny Silverhand

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-shower-crying-gif-20091588

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/mecha-slapping-gif-23362847

[torpid glacier]

"Is this your answer...?

So be it."

4 Answer is amazing, unironically.

[torpid glacier]

Has one of the most beautiful OST's i've ever heard

[oblique belfry]

wasn't master around 40 did they increase the level ?

glad i talked enough in here when xp was a thing
so i moved from blue to urple

[timid hollow]

i will stay experienced on purpose, cyan is my color in any game. Good old cod times with ^5Gexrdy

[frail leaf]

📋 Your current level

You're placed at 764th in the leaderboard.

[oblique belfry]

totally not given to u btw

[plush nacelle]

noob brain

[oblique belfry]

at least birb actually talked in other chats

[teal spade]

anyway, now I wait until it gets vandalized and I loose all faith in art

[timid hollow]

i asked how much money for experienced, he just did it

[oblique belfry]

p2w wtf

[teal spade]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@copper vapor

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[teal spade]

[timid hollow]

laff also likes to cry about it, i dont even care about the rank, take the emblem away, i just want my color

can i tell him to keep himself safe?

[oblique belfry]

yea compared to newbies s2 is.....special

[thin bobcat]

Sure, why not, next year

[timid hollow]

done

[thin bobcat]

But under one condition

Reach Veteran first, then I'll boost it to Legend

[green granite]

Why didnt you ask him to pursue a college education as a condition

[timid hollow]

Thats doable birb

[thin bobcat]

Yeah I can't answer, whatever I would say now, would just be extremely mean lmao

[slim magnet]

you don't even get xp in offtopic

[green granite]

We need to fix that

[timid hollow]

most of us would be legend without even talking about redacted once, i can get behind that change

[thin bobcat]

Not really

No

[green granite]

I think we are in beta testing

[timid hollow]

typical mgs dialogue

[thin bobcat]

Somewhat, yeah but the slowmode has nothing to do with it

[green granite]

I always find it funny that the Director introduces 106 to a thermo nuclear bomb

[timid hollow]

FOR REAL

[thin bobcat]

The slowmode was introduced to not have people spam images just because the permissions are back

Slowly reintroducing it pretty much

[timid hollow]

The first time i was already like, yeah okay i will press that button in the end dont i

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[spark needle]

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-lizard-lizard-button-lizard-tom-the-lizard-pixar-gif-17194109322617058326

[thin bobcat]

More like the entirety of the server, that's why it was introduced

[timid hollow]

read faster noob

just scroll up once, it stays where you are

[torpid glacier]

Obama turns out to be a chinese spy sent back in time in Metal Gear 6, and his first words are "uh, ret me be crear."

[timid hollow]

the most funny thing is, i open s2 chat since weeks to tell someone kys, and he actually shut up a few mins later

[wet lantern]

"My ferrow Amerkan uhhh I have uh the Chaos Eggwo"

[torpid glacier]

For some reason I randomly thought of kingdom hearts and how shit it is. Kingdom hearts is literally like

Obama "The chaos emeralds? Yeah, I've heard of them."

and then Obama joins forces with hank hill, who says "Well Yugi, I don't know what a heart of the cards is, but you certainly have the heart of a texan."

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[timid hollow]

Kingdom hearts is cool, but its another example of convoluted shit

Play this 3 handheld games, then we have another ps2 main game, then another game on 3ds, now you play kh3 and then you get a dlc with a revamped final fantasy boss

I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU FINAL FANTASY 13 VERSUS

[torpid glacier]

Kingdom Hearts 4: Re - Re: Re Re 3.

Reloaded

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6At_bb1PNU

Never forget what they took from us

Yeah, and then he got turned into a boyband member

or rather into a kh3 boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xrgOJMcZTA&pp=ygU1ZmluYWwgZmFudGFzeSB2ZXJzdXMgeGlpaSBraW5nZG9tIGhlYXJ0cyAzIGNvbXBhcmlzb24%3D

kh3 dlc

Tetsuya didnt forget 13 Versus, square enix just didnt let him make it so he did that

i will never stop wanting 13 versus tho, looked so goddamn cool with the royal arsenal

and blinking to swords has always been an obsession for me, coolest ability there is

[torpid glacier]

I've never played a final fantasy game except for 14 I think, which I didn't like.

[timid hollow]

I think i gonna watch kings glaive tommorow

i need some final fantasy movie, and i watched advent children already 3 times this year

[pure compass]

not sure if zoomer or didnt game

XI was better
VI was best

[torpid glacier]

Neither, I just don't like final fantasy.

[timid hollow]

I only played VII, but with all spin offs and i even read the book. I own advent children as UMD

[pure compass]

There was a gameshow called Shedding for the Wedding

and there was a pair of XI players

[timid hollow]

Didnt FF XV also have an anime that is good?

i just know in one noctis dad fights a typical mighty ff monster

and that looked really cool

[pure compass]

all I know about ffxv

https://youtu.be/jf5G4mLMQC0?si=zkQMCGcA7eCkWa1X

Cup Noodle 15

[timid hollow]

the blonde guy right? i think i saw a short of him being a true bro

now im hyped for tommorow, i have the house for my self and will watch kings glaive while eating something nice and drinking a few beers on the big tv

[green granite]

Well its good to know you guys, im about to be arrested by California for owning gun barrels

[oblique belfry]

fruitcake with fanta
yum

[green granite]

@turbid shuttle time to jump state

[timid hollow]

always sleep with your back against the wall, and if fights happen, iniate them

[green granite]

I just dont have enough ammo

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

Go for collaterals

[green granite]

Im a criminal now

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[thin bobcat]

I mean, understandable honestly, just take the magazine and run at the intruder

[turbid shuttle]

Gotta love California

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw

Alex Jones makes no sense

I love it

[slim magnet]

someone somewhere is irrationally angry at the sight of this man's visage

[turbid shuttle]

I love him for how dumb he is. Even as a conservative myself nothing he says has ever made any sense ever

[marsh cargo]

just sell them then?????

[thin bobcat]

the first version was correct

the second edit is not

[marsh cargo]

i kinda stopped thinking half way

[thin bobcat]

understandable

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/kars-kars-jojo-jojo-weep-woom-weep-woom-bone-zone-gif-23084527

[green granite]

Fuck no

[wet lantern]

Hideous Kojimmy can't keep getting away with it

[green granite]

Hideous

Dude is literally the perfect human specimen in the world

[hexed kernel]

[marsh cargo]

enjoy felony then ?

[green granite]

Might as well

Rights will not be infringed

[wet lantern]

Living in California and owning literally anything is a felony at this point ngl

And if it isn't, it will eventually be

[turbid shuttle]

California needs to have a wall around it

[marsh cargo]

thats a very retarded hill to die on but sure

[turbid shuttle]

to keep the californians in
Then Napalm

[marsh cargo]

go on

[marsh cargo]

the US goes broke if cali is gone

[green granite]

Alaska*

[turbid shuttle]

We need to burn California

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

US would go broke if Alaska is lost Not Cali

[wet lantern]

That already happens on a daily basis

[turbid shuttle]

Lmao

Even God is trying to destroy California thats how bad it is

[green granite]

Just bomb Cali pls, I dont want to let Gavin Newsom live

My death for the goods of other is a great price for true liberty

[turbid shuttle]

See the Californian hates California

No human likes California

I want chicken

[turbid shuttle]

California just has a bunch of tourism.
Alaska has all the natural resources and land

AND a bunch of tourism

[thin bobcat]

California isn't that bad if you just ignore it's existence entirely

[turbid shuttle]

That is amazing lmao

[wet lantern]

[marsh cargo]

ok so you dont know how the US works then

[thin bobcat]

I would honestly prefer Alaska over California when I had to choose one of them for a vacation

[turbid shuttle]

Alaska is just Canada but good

Its amazing

[thin bobcat]

I prefer the cold anyways but I think it would probably also make for a better experience, even though there's like nothing built there for tourism, I can imagine it would be pretty fun to wander around in the snow

[wet lantern]

Wait so they have Maple Syrup production in Alaska?

[turbid shuttle]

Its litterally Canada if it was America ofcourse it does

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[turbid shuttle]

Its SUPER expensive to live here

But it has UBI and a 15$ minimum wage

[thin bobcat]

I can't imagine Canada being that bad, I mean, it's probably not the best in the most populated areas but I can imagine living there ain't that bad

[wet lantern]

Ayo Alaska battle pass

[wild vortex]

i dont hear enough about canada

[turbid shuttle]

Its not super great, better then California

[wild vortex]

i mean they've got toms and shit with good coffee, i wonder what they're up too

[turbid shuttle]

Rural Canada is AMAZING for vacations though

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I don't either, the last thing I heard was a police chief there saying that you should just give up all your possessions when you get robbed and not defend yourself

So idk if I would count that as good publicity

But I still can't imagine it being that bad

[turbid shuttle]

This winter maybe ill rent out these cabins in Silver City that are lakeside
Its 1800$ for 5 massive lakeside cabins with a huge forrest and mountains surrounding you

[wild vortex]

well thats kinda what the police in the usa say

if you have to defend yourself do as you must but generally just give them what they're asking for then call the cops

[thin bobcat]

Free target dummy entering your domain

[turbid shuttle]

Well in Canada you can't defend yourself unless you live in Alberta

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-sleepless-no-way-what-huh-gif-16247468

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/domain-expansion-gif-12806517172079498581

[turbid shuttle]

Alaska like I said, is good, tax free, cheap housing, expensive groceries Canada

[wet lantern]

Do you have Jack in the Box or Dairy Queen there

[turbid shuttle]

We have DQ

[wild vortex]

are there any people there

[turbid shuttle]

We also have Culvers now in Fairbanks

[thin bobcat]

Do you have a Starbucks?

[wet lantern]

No idea what a Culvers is

[green granite]

I dont want to wake up anymore

Being awake is a worse nightmare than having an actual nightmare

[turbid shuttle]

Fairbanks is peak Alaska because its perfect temp year round

[thin bobcat]

Average Californian experience

[wild vortex]

try living in downtown los angeles

[green granite]

I woke up in a steamin mood ye? 'Ecuz i live in a schit hole

California is a schit hole, I don't fokin enjoy livin in this schit hole

[thin bobcat]

No thank you, I like not having to walk around with shoes that have steel plates in their soles, otherwise I would walk into a new heroin syringe every 1/1932 Football fields

[green granite]

Tbh

[wild vortex]

most are bent and unable to enter your shoes, its the poop you gotta watch out for (and piss)

[green granite]

More meth pipes than heroine syringes

[wet lantern]

fent

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[green granite]

Fent is more than Heorine I believe, I barely heard about Heroine these days

[wild vortex]

speaking of substances, i remember some kid in middle school bragging about how he got a gram of weed for 30 bucks

[turbid shuttle]

"living"

[thin bobcat]

That's even worse, that means that they don't even need to lay there on an angle to sting me

[turbid shuttle]

So overpriced

[green granite]

Thats not living, thats just surviving

[wild vortex]

cavemen lived

[thin bobcat]

That aside, a crackhead would probably run after me if I don't give them a piece of gum

[turbid shuttle]

For 30$ I can go buy a 12 pack of 600mg gummies

I saw a video in LA where a homeless dude was jackin it and then randomly got his dick cut off by another hobo

[green granite]

Tbh thats why he's still a kid

Not because that he is too young to know whats right, but he is too retarded to know whats wrong

[slim magnet]

weed prices did go down by a lot here after laws got looser around it

a gram did go for around that back when i was in highschool

[thin bobcat]

Every time I see some video from LA, it's either a car crash or some dude getting mauled by like 15 other dudes

[turbid shuttle]

Alaska you just gotta be 18 to smoke it, 21 to buy it yourself

[slim magnet]

and nowaways it's like less than a fourth of that

[wild vortex]

just down the street from me, a local classic

[green granite]

Boobs modeling

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-dokkan-battle-uma-musume-umamusume-pretty-derby-teq-vegito-gif-14703696974369682458

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/1337qq2-phone-meme-sad-disappointed-gif-25428683

[green granite]

This is a

[thin bobcat]

Alright, that dude is a lost cause, not a good example for why the embed perms should disappear again

[turbid shuttle]

I hate this fucking shithole of a discord

[green granite]

Necessary step for developing 3D modeling career

[turbid shuttle]

This discord is as dangerous as LA

[wet lantern]

lmao

[turbid shuttle]

50/50 chance I open it to porn or gooning

[slim magnet]

why does this gif have an ominous countdown

[wild vortex]

soon

[turbid shuttle]

[wet lantern]

soon

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-25402062

[thin bobcat]

Anyways, enough weird behaviour on discord, back to working on my dynamic tits and ass jiggle engine for Unreal Engine and Unity

[green granite]

Huh little do you know

They added Big Iron to The Finals

[torpid glacier]

https://youtu.be/9ELaTGB32kw?si=A1ANThwffEfAjQFm Piano music to cleanse the gooning

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/urinal-zerkin-it-jorkin-it-zerkin-jorkin-gif-15253120366042545070

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ihaveseveralquestions-questions-gif-9568397

[thin bobcat]

No, it automatically causes a bluescreen when trying to apply it to a male character

[wet lantern]

Bleh

[copper edge]

Sad, incredibly sad

[turbid shuttle]

Yes you can jerk off while off of 3400mg of THC

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert stone

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[thin bobcat]

tf he looking at me for

[covert stone]

Wrong chat

[turbid shuttle]

ALSO TURN UP YO DAMN FOV

[green granite]

Ok this is cool af for the Finals

[covert stone]

This was prior to that

[green granite]

They added Magnum Research BFR 500 Mag I think, and P90

[turbid shuttle]

If you play at anything less then 90 you deserve death

[copper edge]

He got that og stalker fov

[turbid shuttle]

WAIT

[copper edge]

Kinky

[covert stone]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-death-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-6581654474224596036

[green granite]

Pansexual

Uh yeh, why do people love frying pans

[slim magnet]

liking bread too much

[turbid shuttle]

[wet lantern]

Gotta protect my Kitchen then

[turbid shuttle]

My frying pans are armed with .50 cals

[green granite]

So

Do they create Bagels and Donuts?

[turbid shuttle]

[copper edge]

Yes

[turbid shuttle]

[copper edge]

We do make bagels and donuts

[slim magnet]

hallulla

[wet lantern]

[turbid shuttle]

I'm going to eat a brick

[copper edge]

Never tried that before, wonder how it tastes

[green granite]

The bird flu? Yeh they tend to do that

[copper edge]

Road work ahead? I sure hope it does

[turbid shuttle]

Military enthusiast. Me and Cup served. Only I saw combat though.

I dunno what cup was

[green granite]

Diagnosis? Why they don't have Straightsis

[wet lantern]

Gooner First Class

[turbid shuttle]

I was in the Marines.

[green granite]

Toilet bitch

[turbid shuttle]

[copper edge]

Horizgnosis? Where's that?

[green granite]

If I was able to take a picture of my friend's room, you would think my example is very tame

[turbid shuttle]

This slomo is going to make me commit a hate crime

[copper edge]

Or Vertignosis for the matter?

[green granite]

Neighborhood Block? They must have done something heinous to be blocked

[turbid shuttle]

@green granite Shouldve been born early enough to serve in Iraq bozo. Then we could've served together

[green granite]

Born too early for middle east, born too late for middle east, born just in time for middle east

[turbid shuttle]

Remove the middle east entirely, just vanish, replace it with Ocean. World conflicts solved

[solid sundial]

@covert stone

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[turbid shuttle]

Doge you aren't real I've decided

[oblique belfry]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat
#╓☢stalker-chat
#╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting
#🔨base-gamma-support
#🔨modded-gamma-support

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

@turbid shuttle i remember when I was in MOS school, Trump bombed Iran and we all thought we would get activated even before going to the fleet

[copper edge]

Heroin

[oblique belfry]

avg day in nyc

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

It was 2020 starting and US drone struck Sulimani

[turbid shuttle]

Sniper school was fun

[green granite]

Poor open contract lmao, I know 5 dude was instantly sent to Infantry as soon as the news dropped

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

GTAV?

[green granite]

If anyone said they are good at gambling and feel brave in taking risk, they have never signed up for Open Contract

[oblique belfry]

yep. 1st time story mode

[thin bobcat]

Haven't touched that game in ages, damn

[turbid shuttle]

@green granite Should've been an Army Ranger

[oblique belfry]

i will 100% it

[slim magnet]

i wish rockstar made the ironsights aligned with the fucking crosshair

[turbid shuttle]

I dunno why I pinged you

[oblique belfry]

time to collect nuclear waste

[green granite]

I never planned to sign up for active and i am GLAD i never signed up for active

[slim magnet]

it drives me insane that there are like 2 guns in rdr2 that actually shoot straight when aimed down sights in first person

[wet lantern]

Oops, all middle east

[turbid shuttle]

Pov: War

[thin bobcat]

Calm it with the screenshots, you'll spoil it for Falco

[wet lantern]

Yeah Doge what the hell

[turbid shuttle]

I Went into the marines with the intention of being deployed

[oblique belfry]

dont fucking tell me he didnt finish gta 5 as well

[green granite]

39 spoiled, 0 remained in this discord

[turbid shuttle]

Falco muted me for posting spoliers for a 20 year old game

[oblique belfry]

i thought i was the only one

[thin bobcat]

I have no clue

[torpid glacier]

Falco won't even finish GTA 5 by the time GTA 6 reaches it's 10 year anniversary

[thin bobcat]

Imagine being a dickhead and spoiling Call Of Duty 2

[green granite]

He only mutes you IF you spoil any game he did not play

[oblique belfry]

HE STILL HAVENT FINISHED CP2077

[turbid shuttle]

IT WAS FUCKING OBLIVION

Falco needs to just either play the fucking games or get over himself

[green granite]

What is Oblivion

[turbid shuttle]

[torpid glacier]

Does falco even play videogames

[thin bobcat]

@frail leaf how to make a fluffy pancake

[torpid glacier]

It seems like he's never finished literally anything

[frail leaf]

Here's a simple fluffy pancake recipe for you! 🥞✨

Ingredients:

• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 2 tbsp sugar
• 2 tsp baking powder
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1/4 tsp salt
• 1 cup buttermilk (or regular milk with a splash of vinegar)
• 1 large egg
• 2 tbsp melted butter (plus extra for the pan)

Instructions:

1. Mix dry ingredients: In a bowl, whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
2. Combine wet ingredients: In another bowl, mix buttermilk, egg, and melted butter.
3. Combine: Pour the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Lumps are okay!
4. Heat the pan: Preheat a non-stick skillet or griddle over medium heat and add a bit of butter.
5. Cook pancakes: Pour 1/4 cup of the batter onto the skillet. Cook until bubbles form on the surface, then flip and cook until golden brown.
6. Serve: Enjoy with your favorite toppings like syrup, fruits, or whipped cream! 🍓🍯

Happy cooking! 🌟

[oblique belfry]

subnautica gaming

[wet lantern]

He a make a tha spaghet 🤌

[thin bobcat]

Happy to help

[turbid shuttle]

No, but he pretends he does so he can abuse his powers to mute you

[green granite]

Took him 3 years since I joined for him to finish Cyberpunk story

@frail leaf how to pay taxes

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Tax evasion

[green granite]

Damn

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-a-big-fan-of-the-goverment-vegeta-piccolo-gif-2826679840077264164

[green granite]

I guess I can't pay taxes

[turbid shuttle]

I legally evade taxes(Alaska has no income tax)

[thin bobcat]

The clanker doesn't answer to anything with "tax" in it because the clanker doesn't pay them either

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-irs-gif-27085173

[green granite]

@frail leaf how to evade the IRS

[oblique belfry]

naw wtf

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf How to be more racist

I've reached max rank racist

I can't be more racist

[thin bobcat]

Damn, didn't know Instagram had levels

[wet lantern]

Above max rank is super rank

[turbid shuttle]

I am THE Racist

[thin bobcat]

Been so good at it, I have upgraded to a Business Account to get a higher level cap

[turbid shuttle]

I know all the slurs in Sign language as well, I have the slur database and wikipedia page bookmarked

[wet lantern]

[thin bobcat]

I don't think the rust bucket likes you

[turbid shuttle]

That is all true by the way

I unironically know 6 different versions of the n word in sign language

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[turbid shuttle]

And the f slur, and other slurs

[wet lantern]

Impressive arsenal

[oblique belfry]

found a plane crash

[turbid shuttle]

My mother is Greek and Danish and my Father is Italian and German

[wet lantern]

Your mother was half pastry????

[turbid shuttle]

[green granite]

Once you become discriminate against white people while being a white people, you will reach the supreme racism

[turbid shuttle]

I already do

My racism doesn't discriminate

[green granite]

Now discriminate against yourself

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Say the n word

[green granite]

Borka wake up, walks into the restroom to brush his teeth and dude was shocked, nearly having heard attack by seeing thr figure of racism in front him in the mirror of which he is racism against

[hexed kernel]

zero thoughts behind those eyes

[green granite]

Not unless he sees Ledx

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Racism

[wet lantern]

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Stop being a cunt

@frail leaf Steak recipe

[hexed kernel]

i have seen ledx exactly once (1) in a year of playing glorpkov

[turbid shuttle]

Yeah thats what I thought bitch, you can't teach me shit about steak

[oblique belfry]

lovely. i crashed a submarine

[turbid shuttle]

I am the steak chef

[thin bobcat]

Clanker can ping the entire server but can't make a steak

[turbid shuttle]

lmao

[wild vortex]

@frail leaf hi

[wet lantern]

That's a missed steak

[oblique belfry]

[turbid shuttle]

My grandfather tought my father, my father tought me how to make steaks, I also got lessons from a Michelin star chef

[thin bobcat]

@frail leaf tell @wild vortex why it's not smart to attempt to reproduce with a kitchen cabinet, he is incapable of taking the advice of anyone about it

[green granite]

sorry, yours was made in Thailand

[frail leaf]

It might be best to just leave kitchen cabinets to their intended purpose! 🥴 They're not exactly designed for that kind of interaction, and it could lead to some messy situations. Plus, cabinets can't provide the emotional connection that relationships should have! 💔 So, let's keep it to cooking and storage, shall we? 🍽️✨

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Call me a slur

[oblique belfry]

strangers and freaks almost done.
i still have to collect shit and do property missions

[turbid shuttle]

@thin bobcat Tell @frail leaf To call me a slur

[thin bobcat]

It's chatgpt, I once told it to kill itself and it gave me a suicide hotline number

[turbid shuttle]

@frail leaf Kill yourself

[thin bobcat]

[wild vortex]

[thin bobcat]

Pepe took DMT

[wild vortex]

pepes fucking tweaweikng

[oblique belfry]

anyways when removal of slowmode

[slim magnet]

devil may try

[thin bobcat]

he is what?

[turbid shuttle]

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-vergil-hakari-dance-hakari-gif-17164037716141997989

[thin bobcat]

is that the professional term for trying to have sexual relations with kitchen equipment?

[turbid shuttle]

640$ FOR A PENDANT
NO CHAIN?

[torpid glacier]

Nah, that's pansexual.

So lactose intolerant people can't walk down the dairy isle?

[thin bobcat]

Fucking Spotify, I do not want to hear fucking female's rapping, even less German Rap, just play a fork scratching on a chalkboard on loop instead

[oblique belfry]

they implode when they do

[torpid glacier]

Same as how straight people can browse grindr. They're just looking.

It's like window shopping without wanting to actually buy

[oblique belfry]

❓

[slim magnet]

you mean just getting weed or other drugs

[wild vortex]

8 mins with 1 hour of cut out crashes

[oblique belfry]

gonna check out more bl4 reviews before i sleep

[wild vortex]

negative review
released on 911

[oblique belfry]

huh