╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

why do you think they went and did cs2 ?

[oak magnet]

new engine

[oblique belfry]

because their 1st competitor did it

oh and anti cheat terminating games like vanguard but who the fuck cares

vac is not even working

they even fucking changed their hud to make it similar to valorant

[oak magnet]

what game made it so valorant triggered the anticheat

[oblique belfry]

whole hp bar / ammo bar is in the middle now

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

also people actually play valorant?

[oblique belfry]

i dont understand

[oak magnet]

one game’s anticheat flagged valorant as cheating software

i think it was BF6?

[oblique belfry]

bf6

[oak magnet]

i cant remember

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

maybe i am misremembering

[oblique belfry]

not talking to you

[broken mountain]

If you consider chovy a human

shit I replied to the wrong emssage

[oak magnet]

HAHAHAHH

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

what message did u reply to

or try to

[broken mountain]

i thought im not that dizzy

[broken mountain]

this

lyming

[oblique belfry]

same

[oak magnet]

oh valid

[oblique belfry]

one of my friends play it

[broken mountain]

I am proud to be the 1%

[oak magnet]

muted

[broken mountain]

or atleast I was

you may have changed your mind right now

[oak magnet]

oh shit they gone

[oblique belfry]

wait

[oak magnet]

success

[broken mountain]

wait

[oblique belfry]

did we finally bully him out of here

[broken mountain]

chovy is gone?

[oak magnet]

inb4 another alt

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

the @ is gone

[broken mountain]

@chovyandthe

YES

HELL YEA

[oblique belfry]

[orchid lotus]

[broken mountain]

BREEZY, SPICY, LYMING

ALL MUST DIE

[oak magnet]

the offtopic conspiracy is come to an end

[left mantle]

Oh shit, X4 Diplomacy update went live?

[oblique belfry]

[frozen void]

I see why ppl waited for this game now

[broken mountain]

Wait

[oak magnet]

which one

[broken mountain]

he left while muted?

[oak magnet]

oh

[oak magnet]

probably

[broken mountain]

Lmao

[oblique belfry]

his last msg

[real aspen]

guh

iedy goon jumpscare

(post more)

[oak magnet]

I HEAR BELLS

[broken mountain]

suddenly "JeremiahTheAmericanMarine" joins the server

[oak magnet]

fucking heard church bells

[oblique belfry]

i......miss my josta

[broken mountain]

I am from us friend my

[oak magnet]

why am i hearing church bells

[frozen void]

[orchid lotus]

yeah, gg nice knowing ya

[broken mountain]

bro

its a fucking

wasp

whatever the fuck that is

[oblique belfry]

someone is fighting a calamity boss dw about it

[real aspen]

hornet

dumbass

[oak magnet]

they watched something together

ivan is alive

[broken mountain]

could be a bee for all I fucking care

[oak magnet]

they hang out and yap its cute

he said he would have me in his will

but hes nice so its better if he alive

i mean, yeah im broke

any money would mean happiness

[real aspen]

assuming ivan's will will be worth anything

[oak magnet]

not really

but

[oak magnet]

he has some expensive things

and a blu ray dvd/cd player

[frozen void]

Ivan is still not pegged by the goth chick so there is still time

[real aspen]

because he got scammed

[broken mountain]

@wanton ledge I miss you 💔

[oak magnet]

3k gaming desktop

[oak magnet]

its only a matter of time

[real aspen]

it's a 1660

he got scammed

serbian economy

[oak magnet]

i could scam someone with it

some poor sod

would lose 2 grand

[thick plover]

heaven

absolute heaven lad

[oak magnet]

hes gone

he left while muted

[thick plover]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oak magnet]

the offtopic conspiracy has come to an end

[thick plover]

LYMING IS GONEEEEEEEEE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oak magnet]

now we wait for the next one

[thick plover]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proven tundra]

Who left?

[frozen void]

Who got muted man

[thick plover]

LYMING

[oak magnet]

lyming

[frozen void]

That made u so happy

[proven tundra]

Chovy?

[frozen void]

Lyming?

[oak magnet]

yos

[oblique belfry]

chovyandthewolf

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

i still dont know why we assumed he was a lyming alt

[real aspen]

i still dont get why we're making such a big deal of it

[frozen void]

Huh

[broken mountain]

bro

[oak magnet]

offtopic infamous subject

[oak magnet]

everything pointed to it

[proven tundra]

Offtopic bullying yet again

[proven tundra]

Not really

[oak magnet]

the way he talked, his reaction to russian women, his comments

[obsidian sun]

assumed ????

[oak magnet]

his cadence was very much the same

[real aspen]

i wonder what kind of legacy i'd leave if i left

[orchid lotus]

[obsidian sun]

i miss him

[oblique belfry]

no wait im waiting for sound's evidence list

[real aspen]

"ok sab alt"

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

Same typing archetype
same exact person in his profile picture

[real aspen]

ehh doesnt have a nice ring to it

[oak magnet]

ASPD

[thick plover]

ITS LITERALLY HIM

[obsidian sun]

i'll give you a damning evidence
both used guy instead of guys

[thick plover]

SAME DAY MADE ACCOUNT AS THE DAY HE WAS BANNED

[oblique belfry]

im wondering that too

[broken mountain]

Doesnt know english well
Keeps saying he was born and still lives in america
He joined on the same day he made the account
He made the account one day after lyming got banned
His profile picture is asian
He always responds to lyming catcalling saying he isnt him
He uses emojis the same way lyming did
Does mindfuck conversations the same way lyming did
What else can I fucking mention

[oak magnet]

why are his insides made of shit

[real aspen]

don't, i'll take you with me when (if) i do

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

the russian girls

[oblique belfry]

"His profile picture is asian" well that racist

[broken mountain]

answer the call, doge

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

the pfp wasnt it

[broken mountain]

yo phone linging

[oak magnet]

for me it was just his way of speaking and subjects

[obsidian sun]

fat boy pick up yo phone

di di di di ding ding ding

[oak magnet]

CJJJJJJ

[broken mountain]

also

he only typed in offtopic

like he joined the server and went straight into offtopic

[oak magnet]

i saw him once in newbie

[broken mountain]

so he wasnt here for gamma

his first message is in offtopic

[oblique belfry]

He uses emojis the same way lyming did
He made the account one day after lyming got banned
He joined on the same day he made the account
these are the only evidence i can 100% believe

[uncut pebble]

Doesn’t seem like we can just get companions to follow you in S2. That right?

[oblique belfry]

rest idk (cuz i didnt know him that well)

[solid sundial]

@uncut pebble

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[proven tundra]

Wrong channel

[broken mountain]

he came in like he knows others

[upbeat verge]

everytime i go to post a instareel I get reminded we can't have nice things

[broken mountain]

so yk

[oak magnet]

Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

[oblique belfry]

#╓☢stalker2™-chat-not-gamma-keep-waiting

#╓☢stalker-chat

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

#🔨base-gamma-support

#🔨modded-gamma-support

[real aspen]

ok doge

[obsidian sun]

guy what is happening :😂

[tender stump]

“It’s over he knows”

[oak magnet]

why

[real aspen]

lack of image perms is getting to him

[oblique belfry]

GET HIM OUT

[oak magnet]

[real aspen]

poor doge

[oblique belfry]

SHOO

[upbeat verge]

da.

[real aspen]

we might have to euthanize him if this keeps up 😔

[upbeat verge]

I"M LOSING IT MAN I"M TELLING YOU

[oak magnet]

my name Bogdan Bogdanovich Bogdanov

[oblique belfry]

that i didnt know

[oak magnet]

call me Triple B yo

Ivanovovovich

[tender stump]

Fake, the Bogdanovs were killed by boy sminem

[upbeat verge]

ye aight ima call u a bitch

[pallid raft]

nintendo wont unlock my account to buy xenoblade switch so i just bought a wii and hacked it to play xenoblade

[oak magnet]

BOT SMINEM???

[obsidian sun]

SMINEM

[frozen void]

4 BIG GUYS 🎵

[oblique belfry]

fucks going on

[broken mountain]

AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS

[upbeat verge]

ayo

post it the vid iedy

POST IT

[broken mountain]

BLOWING MY GUTS LIKE ITS 4TH OF JULY

[oak magnet]

POST SMINEM

[obsidian sun]

ivan dms sleeper cell activate

[upbeat verge]

man I got like

[orchid lotus]

isn't it: EAT MY ASS LIKE AN APPLE PIE (?)

[broken mountain]

IF THEY KEEP

[upbeat verge]

40 insta reels saved up

[oak magnet]

fo bottles

[upbeat verge]

I'm telling you

[broken mountain]

FUCKING MY BUTT

THEN I MIGHT JUST CRY

[real aspen]

you dont have to share your fantasies here sound

[oak magnet]

screenshotted

[upbeat verge]

this chat became worse than brainfart

[orchid lotus]

oh it isn't hmm

[obsidian sun]

@4BIGGUYSDAILY

[broken mountain]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[oblique belfry]

what no image perms does to a mf

[broken mountain]

its one of those ig accounts

[upbeat verge]

I LOVE INSTAGRAMMMMMMMMMMMM

[broken mountain]

that posts the same shit 900 times

[upbeat verge]

RAHHHHHHHHH

they have neck hurt daily too

[broken mountain]

I saw the same but with a black guy on a wheelchair going into cosmos

and the n word remix in the background

[oak magnet]

@HotLTUmen

[broken mountain]

something @nworddaily

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[oak magnet]

i need hot bald baltic men

[broken mountain]

Im almost bald bruh

[frozen void]

Hold

[oak magnet]

ur slavic

not baltic

[upbeat verge]

SIR!?

[broken mountain]

and you are british

[oak magnet]

:(

[broken mountain]

you eat fish and chips by the fucking counter matey

[oak magnet]

i sit down like a civillised person

i squat and eat seed

and spit at people

[upbeat verge]

lord help me

[broken mountain]

you can only pick 2 out of the 3 at a time

british
civilized
suicidal

[oak magnet]

civil and suicide

lithuania highest suicide rate in europe

[rain plover]

brexit yay or nay?

[broken mountain]

@rain plover hi lyming

[turbid shuttle]

This is something ivan would ping 50 people for

[oak magnet]

[rain plover]

hi

[broken mountain]

4 people

[oblique belfry]

bro he was here in july

[oak magnet]

no politics

[oblique belfry]

before ban

[turbid shuttle]

No 50

[oak magnet]

[broken mountain]

hows the weather in phnom penh

[oak magnet]

no such thing as a “cambodia”

invented by the CIA to sell more trees

[rain plover]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[oak magnet]

[rain plover]

whjat does that flag make you feel?

[pallid raft]

[broken mountain]

I thought it was made by the second world to violate more human rights

[oak magnet]

[obsidian sun]

[broken mountain]

makes me more focused on that bridge outside

[oak magnet]

true

yugoslavia invented “cambodia”

to spread Yugomex music

[turbid shuttle]

Imagine living in the UK

[broken mountain]

yugomex?

[rain plover]

yugoslavia is not real

[broken mountain]

damn

hoi4 historical ai off

[turbid shuttle]

[broken mountain]

yugoslavia and mexico

[orchid lotus]

this reminds me of that conspiracy that Finland is not real and its just big lake for fishing or something

[oak magnet]

Nah its real

[broken mountain]

cartels selling kvass

[oak magnet]

theres an actual genre of music

[frozen void]

Yes its forwarded from him

[oak magnet]

called Yumex or Yugomex

[turbid shuttle]

Ofcourse it is lmao

[oak magnet]

yugoslavia imported mexican music

[broken mountain]

damn

[oak magnet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu-Mex

historical AI: on

[rain plover]

if yugoslavia is real than why does my tomtom not find it?

[turbid shuttle]

Balkans aren't real

This is common knowledge

[oak magnet]

you need a Garmin

[turbid shuttle]

There is actually an ocean there

[turbid shuttle]

OKAY GARMIN! VIDEO SPEICHERN!

[oak magnet]

Ok Garmin,

Jugoslawien finden

[rain plover]

they are just btech turks

[oak magnet]

Ok Garmin,

Išsaugok Įrašą

[turbid shuttle]

Ok Garmin

Cut off his balls

[oak magnet]

🫙

[orchid lotus]

[rain plover]

wait.. is the okay garmin meme known outside of germany?

[oak magnet]

yes

[upbeat verge]

OK GARMIN

[oak magnet]

it even has a american version

WOAH,

OK GARMIN, SAVE VIDEO

[turbid shuttle]

Video Speichern > Save Video

[rain plover]

OKAY GARMIN, TÖRKEN RAUS
thats the funny version

[oak magnet]

i agree

[orchid lotus]

Okej Gregor

Video záznam

[oak magnet]

Grzegorz

[orchid lotus]

thats the slovak one

but just like music, nothing beats the original

[oak magnet]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[rain plover]

bless you

[oak magnet]

Ačiū

[upbeat verge]

4 BIG GUYS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[oak magnet]

@upbeat verge i shitted

[upbeat verge]

HELL YEAH

I'm blasting payday 2 ost

[oak magnet]

and they bust on
my thighs

[orchid lotus]

*grab on my thighs

[oak magnet]

eat my ass just like cherry pie

apple

[orchid lotus]

hmm, seems there are more version of that song

[upbeat verge]

oh shit I forgot its past 11pm

[hexed stag]

🤮

[upbeat verge]

I must not play music

[oak magnet]

its the song

[rain plover]

I have a fruit acid allergy

[oak magnet]

i dont want my ass to be touched

[oak magnet]

eat a apple

summon doctir

[orchid lotus]

because I swear it was "eat my ass like an apple pie" but the video posted higher said "blow up my guts like 4th of july" or something

[upbeat verge]

too bad I'm gonna touch you

in game

[rain plover]

i cant go to doctir bc im illegal

[oak magnet]

😦

[oak magnet]

what game

terraria?

[hexed stag]

@upbeat verge
The woman...?

[upbeat verge]

???

ok schizo

[oak magnet]

the woman!

[real aspen]

the woman ivan

[hexed stag]

I mean the woman you met!

[oak magnet]

women!

[hexed stag]

Jeez

[oak magnet]

what about her

[real aspen]

wait

[oak magnet]

shes alive im sure of it

[real aspen]

guys

maybe ivan lost his mind and made it all up

it was all in his head

[upbeat verge]

she is alive

and well

[real aspen]

and now he doesnt remember

[oak magnet]

true

[upbeat verge]

we watched cruella yesterday night

[oak magnet]

if i die, ivan will see me

[upbeat verge]

I Went to bed at 3am because of her

[oak magnet]

hes seen my face

[hexed stag]

[oak magnet]

i haunt him like johnny silverhand

except i just keep urging him to drink and drug

like silverhand i guess

[upbeat verge]

but we had fun

[pallid raft]

stick some iron in your mouth

[oak magnet]

AND PULL THE TRIGGER

i have a SICK ass johnny edit that starts with that line

CANT FUCKING POST IT THOUGH

[hexed stag]

excellent

[upbeat verge]

I did give her cheek kiss after we said our goodbyes

and she went home

[oak magnet]

if she can yap to you, its good

[upbeat verge]

tbh we dont clasify it as a dent

we just hang out

and enjoy each others company

[pallid raft]

itll smooth out

[hexed stag]

dent?

[oak magnet]

thats real good

thats how it should be

nothing forced

no expectations

[obsidian sun]

she's his dentist

[real aspen]

introduce her to offtopic

[oak magnet]

[real aspen]

surely nothing will go wrong

[oak magnet]

we are all stable and healthy people

[orchid lotus]

but we are

-# said noone ever

[obsidian sun]

i did

[orchid lotus]

[oak magnet]

vilnius had an explosion

big one

wtf

[real aspen]

guh

[slim magnet]

ye i just read that news

so like what the fuck does putin want the soviet union back at this point?

is that the endgame?

https://tenor.com/view/sensible-chuckle-laugh-laughing-lol-chuckle-gif-4900071

fantastic timing

[real aspen]

i've yet to find a large sim game that lets me do what i want to do

all of them fall short

[obsidian sun]

got this one too
impeccable timing on steam's part

[real aspen]

very short

[slim magnet]

deus ex lets you burn children alive with a flamethrower

[real aspen]

i want a game that lets me be a good dictator

[upbeat verge]

she told me im resting infront of your apartment building
so i said want me to come down and shes like if u want

[real aspen]

and conquer the world

[upbeat verge]

fucking women

[slim magnet]

plague inc neurax worm

[real aspen]

you dont get it

yeah im not even sure how to describe it

[vital venture]

Plague inc mods somehow manage to make peak simulator gameplay in a fucking virus game

[real aspen]

big reason im writing stuff is cause it's the only way for me to play out that fantasy

cause it's just nonexistent otherwise

[slim magnet]

the cure mode they released during the pandemic is the shit to be honest

[green granite]

Plague Inc when I was about to make human going extinct but one fucker somehow find out a cure to every disease in the world

[slim magnet]

actual challenging content

and one of the few strategy games i enjoy

[real aspen]

cant you just kill all the infected people

have select few in safe arcs

kill the rest

repopulate

win

[slim magnet]

you lose if you can't infect people in normal mode

[vital venture]

Yep u can just lose if u did too much lethality before reaching, I think it was Greenland?

[slim magnet]

any of the port only islands

cuba, greenland, madagascar

all three are game ending sons of bitches

[vital venture]

Watching plague inc mod playthroughs when I was young used to be the shit lol

[slim magnet]

i've lost to new zealand too and that place has like 2 airports

that's insanely bad rng

[real aspen]

doesnt make much sense huh

i mean

if rest of the world is dead, those island countries wont really survive long

[vital venture]

The goal is to kill the whole world not touching one of them, while prob taking thousands of years gives them a chance to rebuild

[slim magnet]

as you lose if you kill your last infected you can just infer that the plague doesn't survive on a dead body

like yes it can infect animals

it's not an end all scenario all things considered

the world can rebuild from a small settlement in any of those islands

[vital venture]

U could lose cause the infected just dont use airports

Which is kinda funny to think about

[slim magnet]

they actually made a sequel what if to the game where you control a small settlement of survivors of the plague

[vital venture]

Ik rebel inc exists but I never heard of that

[pallid sapphire]

I like 911 operator,their plague dlc and actualy infection free zone the sequel

[slim magnet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3337140/After_Inc_Revival/

Steam

After Inc: Revival

What happens after Plague Inc. wipes out the world?

Decades after the Necroa Virus ravaged humanity, a few survivors emerge. Build a settlement, explore, scavenge resources and expand as you shape your post-apocalyptic society. The world is green and beautiful but danger lurks in the ruins!…

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

721

▶ Play video

rebel is just a soft war strategy game

[vital venture]

Ah, its early access

Seems cool tho

[oak magnet]

loved rebel inc

[vital venture]

I still need to check out I think it was called salt? A pirate game that added coop or something recently

[oak magnet]

on mobile

but also damn i loved necroa virus

in plague inc

[vital venture]

Really wish we had more single/co-op pirate games ngl

Sea of thieves exists but its also sea of thieves

[orchid lotus]

now that you mention it, the pirate genre is pretty empty

I can name only 4 games from top of my head

one of them being Lego game

[obsidian sun]

i yearn for a good pirate game (TAHT IS SINGLEPLAYER)

[pallid raft]

pirate yakuza in hawaii

[obsidian sun]

doesn't count

a true pirate game not some spin off

[vital venture]

Its wild to me that the fucking genre that we love as a kid barely has any attempts for video games

[obsidian sun]

like black flag or yakuza

[orchid lotus]

Does AC Black Flag count?

[obsidian sun]

no

[pallid raft]

rogue

[orchid lotus]

I can name 3 games from top of my head

[obsidian sun]

i mean like a game on it's own not tied to anything

[vital venture]

Black flag is considered a good pirate game instead of a assassin game lol

[pallid raft]

sid meiers pirates

[obsidian sun]

skull and bones in a different dimension

[orchid lotus]

you can be a pirate in minecraft, with mods you can even get proper ship

[vital venture]

Hmmm, let me think of what different games combined could make a good pirate game

[pallid raft]

roguelike pirate game

[obsidian sun]

no

[orchid lotus]

a steampunk-y pirate game would be nice, instead of the sea its da clouds

[obsidian sun]

a pirate rpg could actually work

since random loot and shit

the setting has good room for customization

[orchid lotus]

and also lot of variants

space pirates

[vital venture]

For melee/gun combat maybe something similar to For Honor but not ass, Black Flag ship combat, same for ship customization, open world of sea of thieves since that part of it is kinda nice, hmmm any other ideas

[orchid lotus]

sea pirates

steampunk pirates, etc.

[pallid sapphire]

Lyming alt

[oak magnet]

cyberpunk pirates

[obsidian sun]

no i mean actual pirates

blunderbuss and shii

[pallid sapphire]

Pirates of the carribean games

[vital venture]

I used to play the shit out of the MMO game

Idkw

[vital venture]

Tech already a idea in a desert world but its also trying to be like sea of thieves so prob gonna be mid

[oak magnet]

imagine cyberpunk pirates, just raiding cargo ships and shit

[green granite]

@marsh cargo can u posta vid for me

[vital venture]

Cyberpunk 2077 spin off

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

[oak magnet]

majima pirate core

[green granite]

Cyberpunk 2077 is kinda woke ngl

[oak magnet]

NAHHHHHHH

NAHHHHH

[vital venture]

Kinda wild that the last time we had good ship gameplay got a pirate game that wasnt some turned base mix mash was black flag

[oak magnet]

canonically V has no genitals, just has cybernetic underwear

[obsidian sun]

stop adding fucking tech slop into my pirate fantasy

[green granite]

War Thunder

[vital venture]

I cant edit my fucking message

Oh there it fucking is

I love shitty work wifi

[green granite]

Just change to spectrum

You will have to pay 1/30 of your kidney every month

But good wifi

[vital venture]

I only have Comcast and its shit

[marsh cargo]

In a bit

[green granite]

Been a long time since I had heard that name

[marsh cargo]

Commuting home

[green granite]

A la casa

[marsh cargo]

Home

Food and vidja soon

[vital venture]

The fact we have basically accepted to use sparter to post videos or images for us in here is honestly wild

[marsh cargo]

[orchid lotus]

[green granite]

Sshhhhh

Dont say that

Next he will charge us 100 pesos / post

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

How much is 100 pesos

[marsh cargo]

5 bucks

[green granite]

Cinco dolares it seems

[vital venture]

I like to imagine a butler with his boss bit "Sparter, post the funny image, ypu should be able to see it"

[marsh cargo]

I may be not big earner but I'm not poor enough for that cupa

Shyion sent me 40k booba titan and I didn't want to post that

[frail leaf]

💱 100 MXN (Mexican Peso) :flag_mx: is equal to 5.38 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/_HmeiTo--zg?si=fAR4OLACFK0EX3W1

[obsidian sun]

unfortunate timing for these devs

[vital venture]

"Peter, that isnt a meme its just -"

[marsh cargo]

Back in my day
10 peso was a dollar

[oblique belfry]

wanted to check out overwatch lore to see if anything changed

but turns out they moved to visual novels and the VA's of the new heroes reads em

[marsh cargo]

Has it ?

[oblique belfry]

fucking blizzard man

money hungry whores

WE WERE RIGHT THERE MAN

[green granite]

TF2 Comic: look at what they tried to do to imitate a fraction of our power

[oblique belfry]

STORY MODE OVERWATCH WAS GONNA BE REAL

an overwatch series could've surpassed arcane

the graphics were so good

[green granite]

Im telling you man

Overwatch Mercy Porn has more effort than the entire Blizzard team to the game

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

and i hate that

ever since jeff left

it went all downhill

[vital venture]

Considering they managed to steal OW2 models before it even came out this is prob just true

[green granite]

Why is it the only anchor that holds everyone together is always the guy names Jeff

[marsh cargo]

Jeff was pretty much only there for year 1

[oblique belfry]

he saw how fucked up the others were

and just said fuck y'all

[green granite]

Someone: Wow Zenless Zone Zero is such a good game w good story

Me: Oh my god it's all Porns

[vital venture]

Should type 67 in the rules sight

41 results

Humanity truly has lost any semblance of being real

[green granite]

I love how the Chinese Gacha games love using extremely gooning design as a tactic to retain playerbase

Or get new playerbase

[oak magnet]

is it

[marsh cargo]

Don't say that pyson will get mad

[oak magnet]

i liked HSR story

fucking LOVED Penacony

[vital venture]

I mean, it works

[oak magnet]

actually good writing

[green granite]

Technically not porn

[oak magnet]

but they didnt retain me

[green granite]

Just a lot of fetishes

[oblique belfry]

[vital venture]

Was it punishing Grey raven that did the dmc thing? Might have to try getting into that (if the collab is still going)

[left mantle]

Clearly that genre of games doesn't prey on gambling and porn addicitons

[marsh cargo]

Yes they did

[vital venture]

Welp if anything was to get me to waste money on gacha it would be dmc

Too bad their own game dropped the fucking ball

[oblique belfry]

monsieur. Does this mean overwatch is back ?

BASTARDS

[left mantle]

That's a good one

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth im inhaling catastrophic amounts of overwatch lore copium again

[green granite]

I hate the fact that they changed McCready to Cassie

[oblique belfry]

"mccready"

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[green granite]

Or whatever his name

[left mantle]

McREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[green granite]

McCree

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

Ah I mistook the cowboy to the

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onplsJSdp4A

[left mantle]

It's high noon

[green granite]

Annoying fuck in Fallout 3

[oblique belfry]

They fucking made one of the most interesting characters ever

yet they said "nah. lets make another porn material for money"

[oak magnet]

McCready?

[green granite]

McCready yeh

[oblique belfry]

ITS MCCREE

[thick plover]

Tfw I popped the fuck off

but i dont have image perms for 2 weeks and 3 days

so I cant show offtopic

[left mantle]

HIS NAME IS HIGH NOON GUY

[oblique belfry]

exactly 2 weeks

not 3 days more

[vital venture]

Oh wait the collaboration has ended no reason to get the game

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

We turkish people here

2 weeks and 3 days

[oblique belfry]

are you like in x1.25 speed irl

it happened 14 days ago

august 28

[pallid raft]

that bloke died

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92DBDv84yE

@frank hearth 30 minutes

j u s t 3 0 m i n u t e s

[vital venture]

Oh god less then a month away, I can feel my back pain getting worse

[thick plover]

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[green granite]

I just realized there are some few characters in video game whose name is just V

[thick plover]

BLOOOOOOOOD OF SNIPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[green granite]

Like League of Legend

Cyberpunk 2077

[thick plover]

GIVE US IMAGE PERMS AND MY FIRST BORN CHILD IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSSSSSSSSSSS

[green granite]

And metal gear solid

[thick plover]

(kratos on his knees gif)

[oblique belfry]

Vi* but ye

[vital venture]

V for victory

[oblique belfry]

V stands for violence

[green granite]

V for venom

[thick plover]

V stands for very fucking stupid which we all are

give me a true

[vital venture]

Those games feel like a fever dream when watching lore videos

[thick plover]

the false is copium

[vital venture]

Cause why tf is the boss fighting a rathian

[oblique belfry]

they could've made it so you unlock more heroes the more you progress through the story

[green granite]

Overwatch Gameplay: M1 + WASD

Overwatch Lore: BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

[oblique belfry]

and you unlock newer perks with the same hero if you play em with more

AAAAAA

TOO....MUCH....COPIUM

a

🛌

[vital venture]

Why am I hearing Eminem?

[oak magnet]

sminem

[vital venture]

Is that his name before he has a snickers?

[obsidian sun]

sminem

[vital venture]

I am suddenly reminded of the fact I have stomach acid issues

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Knock some Omeprazole

[timber oxide]

Mad about the fact that people can't be bothered to actually check out if they are right or not?

[vital venture]

Im at work

[timber oxide]

Or mad about the fact that Cuppert is stupid?

Because I'm used to both

[green granite]

You dont bring some?

[vital venture]

No

[green granite]

Damn

[vital venture]

Cause I hate myself

[proven tundra]

You can have mine

[green granite]

Ratpill

[vital venture]

No its fine, unless I start puking but should be fine

[green granite]

Acid Reflux

Tbh you would unlikely to puke

[proven tundra]

My acid
It's refluxing

[green granite]

But you are gonna feel like shit the entire time

[vital venture]

I already have

[green granite]

Ah damn too late

[oak magnet]

sminem

[vital venture]

Not just now but earlier

[green granite]

Well if you throw up then you better see like doctor

[vital venture]

Nah I have meds for it

Just never take them

[oak magnet]

:(

[green granite]

Bad move

[oak magnet]

ur harming urself this way

take ur meds

[vital venture]

I have to actually remember about them to do that

[oak magnet]

oh thats valid

i had that issue on anti depressants

before i found out i have adhd

SSRI withdrawls are CRAZY

[green granite]

I feel like im about to figure out if I have ADHD

[marsh cargo]

3 churros you do

[wild vortex]

sparter typing clear out

[oak magnet]

do it, the treatment is pseudo meth

[wild vortex]

speaking of churos

[oak magnet]

or actual meth

if ur that bad

[wild vortex]

do you know el moro

[green granite]

Need a psychiatrist first but I can't be even bothered to find one to begin

[oak magnet]

get a referral from ur doctor

[marsh cargo]

[oak magnet]

in UK atleast thats how the process works

unless you go private

then you can go straight to a service and pay

[vital venture]

I describe the issue being that I live my life somewhat on a pattern was great at using them for years then something broke the pattern and couldn't get it back

[oak magnet]

and also still be in a waiting line

[green granite]

US has private psychiatrist yeh but I dont want to pay a kidney just to talk w them for 40 minutes

[marsh cargo]

Cupa in the US public Healthcare does t exist

[green granite]

California does

Is it good? Nope

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

But tbh

[oak magnet]

get yoself adderal and sell it to desparate students

[green granite]

I rather have a shitty insurance for cost of 25% of my salary than not having it

[oak magnet]

25% is CRAZY

[green granite]

Yeh that desperate student is me

[wild vortex]

you can get some health insurance through income taxes in the us if youd like

[marsh cargo]

Lmao when I was a student I simply lived without Insurace

[oak magnet]

i only know now why my dad increased my wage

because miminum wage increased and so did my wage

not because im competent

[vital venture]

Ah yes the "wont need to pay for shit if I dont get shit" mentality

[green granite]

Tbf the only way to cure my depression is probably to not have to worry about College anymore

[oak magnet]

i am but still

[green granite]

But rn I have to go to class and its so fucking ass

[oak magnet]

and then worry about everything after instead

like the broken ass job market

[timber oxide]

Once you stop worrying about college you will start worrying about having a j*b

[marsh cargo]

More like I barely could afford the books

[vital venture]

Now that I think about it where tf is my meds at home anyway

[vital venture]

U paid for those?

[marsh cargo]

Yeah

School requirement

[vital venture]

Those are too fucking expensive to pay for them

Okay thats some horseshit

[marsh cargo]

2 books were also written by faculty

Peak horseshit

[vital venture]

Mf is this a fascist college cause why tf are they actually doing mustache man tactics

[marsh cargo]

On top of

[timber oxide]

One thing that I actually found very funny when I was in uni

[marsh cargo]

Book buyback was like 5$ for a 120$ dolla book

[timber oxide]

Was that most of our professors just straight up scanned the books for us and sent the copies to our mail

[marsh cargo]

Nah mine were fucking scrouge

[timber oxide]

We essentially went through entire uni on pirated material

[vital venture]

Ik they exist but not here

[oak magnet]

lmao you guys have to buy textbooks

in USA?

[vital venture]

Ik some professors will do that and just tell you websites to find them for free

[oak magnet]

how

[vital venture]

Truly bros those ones

[oak magnet]

we have libraries in the UK with all the shit

you need

and rest is online for free

[green granite]

The Job is what made me worry about fucking College

[timber oxide]

Be unemployed like Doge, be happy

[oak magnet]

im already worrying about getting a part time job

[vital venture]

U cannot buy used sometimes because worries about "notes" being written on them that could be used for cheating

[oak magnet]

to not be broke all the time

[green granite]

I wish I could have that option again

[oak magnet]

bruh what

[green granite]

I have bills to pay

[oak magnet]

nahhhh

[left mantle]

Actual insane worry

[timber oxide]

I have bills to pay too and I'm happy

[left mantle]

Never had that come up going for my degree

[marsh cargo]

US is beyond predatory with this shit

Utter garbage

[green granite]

Atleast you dont have to tear your hair off doing abstract math at the moment

[timber oxide]

But I have enough spare money to last me for many years if I end up with no income at all

[vital venture]

Worry more about taking your money then giving u cheaper options

[broken mountain]

charlie kirk got killed

[timber oxide]

Who?

[broken mountain]

[broken mountain]

some right leaning dude with 4m subs

[timber oxide]

p!who

[muted gyro]

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[broken mountain]

got shot in the neck with a high caliber weapon

[spark needle]

a tragedy, regardless of your political affiliation

[broken mountain]

yeah

its crazy

you can die in the blink of an eye, it didnt seem like anything's gonna happen

[vital venture]

I fully expect to die while driving through Jackson in MS, makes me worry less about driving through the shithole

[marsh cargo]

Wait really ?

[grizzled ember]

That's awful

Yeah

[marsh cargo]

[grizzled ember]

Straight to the neck dead instantly

[broken mountain]

yep

[timber oxide]

Never heard of the guy until you came here and told us he got shot

[broken mountain]

major artery, straight in the neck

[grizzled ember]

And his last words were of violence and gun deaths

Debating a guy about gun violence

[broken mountain]

you are really fucking washed if you kill a person over an opinion

[grizzled ember]

Just an opinion yeah

[left mantle]

Peak irony is he's from a chicago suburb

[grizzled ember]

He hurt noone

Had shitty opinions to some but

[solemn silo]

Yall talking about Charlie Kirk?

[noble basin]

Crazy world we live in

[grizzled ember]

Yeah

[broken mountain]

yea

[marsh cargo]

not a fan of the man either
but damn

[grizzled ember]

Kinda makes me sick

[broken mountain]

my friend sent me the video

its honestly scary

[solemn silo]

yeah i dislike him, but what happened was barbaric

[grizzled ember]

I went on twitter and saw it really wish I did not see it shit sucks

Just wanted news

Not politics

Discussing a mans death

That was very public

[left mantle]

Welcome to news. Shit sucks.

[vital venture]

Mods are asleep describe the meth making process

[grizzled ember]

Yeah lol I never touch news

[marsh cargo]

damn no more turning point USA memes

[grizzled ember]

Damn

[solemn silo]

wait so the video is just out there?

[marsh cargo]

wait he got shot IN university ?

[grizzled ember]

Nah he was having a prove me wrong

In an outside area

Of a campus

With rooftops around him

[wild vortex]

mistake 1

[grizzled ember]

Shooter was on a rooftop straight infront of him probably

[proven tundra]

my daughter got some spicy memes of it almost as it was happening

[grizzled ember]

Sounded like 7.62.51

[noble basin]

No mistake no1 is getting into politics

[grizzled ember]

Or something bigger

[wild vortex]

[solemn silo]

[marsh cargo]

ok not paint it as a joke
but thats prob the most ironic spot he could have died in considering his career

[broken mountain]

it was being actively recorded

[timber oxide]

Leave it to the internet to meme literally anything

[wild vortex]

rat gun emoji?

[grizzled ember]

Bro

[wild vortex]

can we recreate this with rat emojis

[solemn silo]

scary shit

[broken mountain]

twitter sluts are going crazy

[proven tundra]

[wild vortex]

LMAO

[timber oxide]

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN

[grizzled ember]

It was incredibly ironic especially considering his last words and the conversation he was having with the university guy

[timber oxide]

GET HIM

[broken mountain]

calling this guy a nazi, but you are the one laughing at a man being murdered

[wild vortex]

CHARLIE KIRK GET DOWN

[broken mountain]

like come on

[wild vortex]

😭

oh dear god the humanity

[grizzled ember]

You're gross

[wild vortex]

sparter @marsh cargo user 250749605992595458 how could you

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

HE'S GOT A WEAPON BANG BANG BANG

[marsh cargo]

ooh yeah thats my ID

[timber oxide]

Anyway imma go back to my video game about being violent and shooting people till they die of death

[wild vortex]

right click profile > user id

[marsh cargo]

yeah ik

[green granite]

Man every shoots everyone

[vital venture]

I only have 9 more vods before the campaign im watching is over

[green granite]

My 2nd Amendment rights or whatever left of it in California is again being threatened

[left mantle]

Same energy as "Yeah that's my address, I already know that."

[wild vortex]

right click on someones profile picture in chat, not their profile

[vital venture]

That's my IP address? Thank you I forgot what that was

[proven tundra]

turn on developer mode

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-address-essex-ipaddress-pee-they-know-anime-gif-2931886695575394796

[wild vortex]

thats on developer mode??

[proven tundra]

ye

or it used to be exclusive to dev mode

[wild vortex]

[left mantle]

This an I cup level meme

[wild vortex]

turn it on ASAP

you CANNOT live without that feature

[timber oxide]

level worthy of offtopic

@oblique belfry Smasher's running animation reminds me of that cop from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

[vital venture]

I might watch that movie again its been a min

Still waiting for thunderbolts to get on Disney since I aint buying shit

[marsh cargo]

reading twitter
everyone jumping into conclusions about kirk

[vital venture]

Something to waste time until then

God im so glad I dont have twitter

[green granite]

This is the first time I heard about that guy

[marsh cargo]

tldr a small quote from kirk is
gun deaths are a small price to keep the 2nd amendment
which is more ironic

[green granite]

I just hate how ppl say gun control will prevent deaths

As it is just bullshit in the case of US

[left mantle]

Yeah drop that

[green granite]

But whatever you guys think about it im not going political

[left mantle]

Go no further.

[vital venture]

Truly a

[green granite]

Man today is god damn depressing

[vital venture]

Moment

[green granite]

I just wanna go back to bed

Still have 4 hours of work left

[left mantle]

Don't worry

You're just experiencing what I get reading news every weekend from where I grew up.

[marsh cargo]

back to work

[green granite]

I despise every moment of me being awake

[vital venture]

Might finally have more then one day off soon, I thought the idea of more gaming is what I would excited for, but I just wanna eep

I forget how nice not having a alarm to wake me up is

[grizzled ember]

Don't read the news oh lord

I haven't touched any news outlet in 5 years

Every single one is ass

[left mantle]

Oh those who know where i'm from know just how depressing that statement really is.

6 this weekend btw

[marsh cargo]

meanwhile me
having to dodge newspapers because they are full of gore

[grizzled ember]

You have a цой role so i assume russia

[left mantle]

Nope

[vital venture]

Antarctica?

[grizzled ember]

[left mantle]

Yes, sometimes

[vital venture]

My guess was better then yours

[grizzled ember]

Bro

Screw youu

[vital venture]

FUCK MY SPOTIFY PREMIUM ENDED

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

spotify user

[vital venture]

I was stealing it from my dad

He stopped paying for it

[green granite]

God the media is fucking depressing

I cant phathom looking at facebook / youtube as I could before

If there is a way to filter out these contents it'd be so great

[marsh cargo]

just dont be affected by news ez

[green granite]

I want to be peacefully ignorant

[marsh cargo]

and i agree with uno
this is a 5 or 6 at best

[left mantle]

That wasn't a rating.

[marsh cargo]

ill take it as one tho

[left mantle]

And i'm saying don't.

[marsh cargo]

low tier politician gets murder
wouldnt even land front page news here

[left mantle]

It's not a rating. Just a statistical fact from the weekend.

[vital venture]

Last time I played Uno I made someone never play it again as they were using added rules and I had 10 cards they had 3, I realized using said rules I won the game

Already as I managed to place every single card down

[uneven sapphire]

Bruh

[forest acorn]

oh theres another ironic one from him

[marsh cargo]

https://www.tiktok.com/@owlcatgames/video/7540327302761172246?_t=ZM-8zR1braa0mb&_r=1

[green granite]

I wish this shit is all my youtube / facebook would play

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/QL5HYaVsJnw?si=1P_WYqPf9w6XAwze
you can have the full song

[green granite]

@marsh cargo can you post sumthing for me

[marsh cargo]

sure

let me find a funny first

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

its funny for cup

i find it funny how the boobas are erased

[thick plover]

God there will be so much shit posted as soon as image perms are regained

[upbeat verge]

chat this girl js weird

could be women in general tho

she said she had fun so we take the Ws

[timber oxide]

I'd say it's a good change

@oblique belfry I've achieved the end

[timber oxide]

I have a 2 week backlog of stuff to post

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

I've already warned falco what the first one from me is

[timber oxide]

I'm just gonna throw a brick at Birb

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[zealous depot]

Poe2

[left mantle]

You all wish

[zealous depot]

Its gonna be star citizen spam isn't it

[pallid raft]

i cant find my sd card reader so ive had to hack my wii with the fucking steam deck

and now im having to walk around steam os bs to use basic shit for it

ugh

[green granite]

I didnt post for the boobies

I post for the man who sold the world

[oblique belfry]