#╟❓general-offtopic
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the graveyard shift
chat graveyard shift at freddy's is the best thing that could've happened to the fnaf fangame scene
like that shit completely outclasses anything that came before or after
same but thats because my dad hired me and now i have years of CNC and Joining experience
really hoping to get a bar job soon, i have one thats really prospective in terms of hiring non experienced people
just draw for money 
WOOOOOO
cheburashka next?
it's too hard :( :(
Waht
second hand online websites like OLX and Bazarbg have some nice dvds on blue ray here and there @oak magnet
:(
nice
i used to buy soviet watches
i had one really nice one, left it in a airport
Rat boy when his rest and digest signals get fried
so from here on out I'll start browsing OLX and marketplace all day
maybe I'll score something nice
@timber oxide when is update
wait
shit
wrong ping
@cunning bronze when is update
as if they're not fried already 
Train dirver in the Goods department you only speaking with Dispatch and max an college from the Maitnence Hall
so itttt
me got lunch now
My boy got that melty hand disease
can we kill it
Sorry, your DVD dies first
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
FAK YU
my pfp is the best
He got one of these
who even is that?
im never constipated tbh
me
ok but what if i don't have any kind of education 
theoretically of course
but it looks better
WOLP
look at me im serios
ok buddy. Why do you dox your face?
Don't make fun of Moon Moon
🦗🦗🦗

idk what name i want now
man nu pogodi is so peak
Id like to have the other disk with episodes 1 through 9
I have 9 to 16

@timid hollow Giant skeleton is so fucking toxic
60kg
im having salt and pepper chicken thank fuck this chef is making asian takeaway style specials again
Ivan
peak movie
fucking love Ron Perlmann
maybe I buy it
hes actually unhinged irl and im all for it
my dad loves hellboy
hellboy is great, need to rewatch them
I'm looking for blue-rays tho
regular dvds will be ass to watch
people in OLX sell some nice things actually
@proven tundra fucking chuck tingle showed up on my feed
I DIDNT SEARCH HIM UP OR ANYTHING the closest i did was quan millz online
like
Maaan
I wanted to manage a place like that in one of the properties we own, but that didnt work out
:(
my hopes lie in ALDI, LIDL or my University
in jobs
can't post pics but ozone have the blade runner soundtrack
from the 1982 movie
MAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yes retard
i thought the region itself was called chernobyl
not the fact theres a whole ass city there and they built pripyat for housing mainly
well it's both
there's the chernobyl region and chernobyl city
blasting powerslave by iron maiden on the dvd
@oak magnet @hexed kernel @thick plover @hexed stag
yeah i just didnt know of the chernboyl city
real
its actually so cool to have the music on physical media
id love to have kino cd too
blade runner ost as well
and the LOTR soundtracks + star wars
but thats asking for too much
Played that as my Main tank until 6500
Now i use normal giant for one less elixir
NFL is back! Finally there is some hope. Life may be hard but German philosopher and artist Lotto King Karl (often referred to as the “German Bob Dylan”) sings about just this in his song: „Fußball und Dosenbier“ (Football and Canned Beer).
We have rewritten the song for English ears and this important moment in time (but you should l...
Foobaw

smh mod coming over to taunt us with their embeds
the medical debts in the end hit too hard lmao
I mass leveled it to lvl 10 cus I like the deck Im playing
So Im just gonna play this until I climb

Floss them through your limbs instead
i can not not see that one scene in nightmare on elm street part 3
The usual crap,every 2nd update they fuck it up
when freddy hangs the dude like a puppet on the top of a building FROM HIS FUCKING TENDONS
when i read that
Like UI designers, they do random shit to justify their wage
when bro sleeps first at the sleepover and you touch their exposed nerve
Also, I thought Laff put me on 'ignored'

Nah
hope ya get better
when (if) images are back, tho...
I have a very high tolerance and if im in the wrong i accept that just like with the recen Walmart discussion
Exile the little shit as i always say 
were you defending walmart or somthing?

||im pulling that shit now every day
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actually considering buying one of those massage chairs
it gets gritty out here in these overindustrialized streets, I get constant back pain
Get well soon brother
Yooo no way
Finally

prize?
Hell yeah
Even though i don't drink coffee
Dunking on some one hundred fifty people feels good


what did you name yourself
Me too, but it's just part of getting old
Lettuce
damn
I'm sure the emissions of barely-compliant plants and factories help too lmao
y'all ever had peanut butter latte?
nope, doesn't sound so bad tho
deadchats

Good morning chatters
!dogbomb
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doggies!
just seen someone say that E:D is how they get their gambling fix without spending money

ok i checked my dvds apparently soon they'll be with our local delivery guys

ITS HAPPENING

so true ratsu
Erectile:Dysfunction
!catbomb
hell yeah
elite yeah
nah too slow mods remove this user's left pinky toenail
ip grabber
... .gif
What gambling fam
Oh hell ya
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Mister Townsend 
Probably another culinary horror story
I said "probably" + why do you care? You're not American
He think I'm dipping him in browned butter because I care
While I'm dipping him in browned butter because I'm hungry
what a pleasant surprise that the first response to the prodigal son having depression is both the boxcutter and the swiss army knife poofing from my fucking bedroom
now that's what i call trust
So in US they say "oil up", but in KZ they say "butter up"?
and knowing the person you've been living with for 25 years
Iunno what they say here

Not qualified to discern the approximate trust loss, however I am qualified, by myself, to change the battery cell in your quartz wrist watch

my ring finally arrived
what ring u get?
woah that's a hardcore emoji
engagement ring
Add me on Steam and I'll show you a way cooler one
geh
i hated those
Compassion and empathy in my space warcrime simulator?!
not on my watch
though mostly cause the standing was ass to get
so i grew to hate them all by the time i got to r5
o
damn i got cavia lv5 in a week
damn
Chocolate pudding
and i actually loved the tileset
what

Dry not posting my shit 
was rewatching House MD, dude'll really give you 30 side effects, have you flatline 3 times, then claim superiority because he solved it, meanwhile you have to live with whatever the side effects did to you lmao
he did it
nice designs
clean as hell
So which one is yours
Mobile doesn't give notifs for message requests 
The one witjout the stones

All I got

🫠 Discord is and will remain shit
its to reflect how laff doesnt have stones

better than being dead
But you had a damn near incurable or difficult to treat/diagnose disease
It is what it is
lmao
Yes
Like half the people he treats would have died
The other half could have just been ok/went to another hospital that doesnt have a cripple doing medical malpractice

Opens discord
Sees furry ai slop
Thanks discord
still feel bad about that one dude who died because his dog ate the ivermectin meant for him
i used to not believe when people said they could relate to the lyrics of a song but gahdaym

a friend decided to sit through and listen to me let it all out and now i do feel kinda reinvigorated
enough at least to actually work on the assignment
i just feel bad that my boy has to sacrifice his time on my hopeless ass
That's nice of them
It's good to have someone you can vent to
your boy doesnt see it as a waste of time or a sacrifice
Return the favour next time they need the same
yep
Discord is selling your innermost secrets
nah if he did it voluntarily it isnt sacrifice
its friendship
nothing is secret about me
people cant steal secrets if u have none
What if Ratdad doesn't post emotes of rats, but instead those are actual photos of him disguised as emotes

its a good theory, ill give it consideration

Better put pants on if I'm going to chile
all things considered it has been a long ass winter
usually by september it's already spring weather
and it also started in like late april

when a rat wears pants, how do you wear it? is it lengthwise or crosswise?

so good I'm bout to send you 30 reddit awards
natural state of white woman
i just realized i got baited by my psychologist to bring my drawings for the next session
told me to try and express my feelings on the drawing
dawg i'm a porn artist
he knows what he's doing
You know what to do
hello im your psychologist
Bring the porniest ones

Make them reconsider their life choices
Bring your finest work
are you sure
fuck if i know
ironically my "finest work" is non porn shit i draw when extremely dissociated
i lie to therapists so i dont have to deal with them, so cant really give any advice
so take that
don't go to therapists
say stupid shit online
he doesn't pay for porn
you pay him to give him porn
5d chess type shi
i should be a therapist to online artists
tell them to bring sketches then sell them
I'm gonna give you a sketch of a massive dong
Why do you go if you're just going to lie
pyrson when's the fucking art trade
what the fuck why am i getting youtube shorts in hungarian
You get free appointments?
yeah
sell your free appointments
doctor recommendation, got a few visits for free
Bruh
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second
put up a facade to be as averagely normal as i can, with some quirks to match my hearing issues and assocaited stuff
too much bother otherwise
GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE
made the mistake of being honest once before
low scale patrick bateman
Aurora borealis
Can I see it?
No

🔥
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, mother, it's just the northern lights
Pyrson, you're a strange fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham
🚒
Week X of no image perms
Offtopic has recreated steamed hams, but only the ending



@thick plover do you kow that the 0 in maths was invented precisely so that the IQ of serbians can be calculated

May a sumerland take you out of it
Could be worse
Could be War Thunder Naval

look at dm
I hate it


this the place midsommar takes place in
so true
Doger
it's so fucking shit
Sounds like cope


discord ruin the app with a tiny change
WTF
if fromsoft made good games
instrumental >
App makers don't ruin your app further challenge: Impossible
yeah the backing track is killer
damn my feet smell

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD
DISCORDS UI CHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN
ON PCCCCCCCC
WTF IS THISSSSSS


what da heeeeeeeeel
anyways back to what i was saying
wtf is this degeneracy on my screen

please execute him
YAGER IS MAKING ANOTHER GAME ?

Dogeee
Whats up
who
Me whenever I see Ivan
Pot calls kettle black
Have some respect for the actual degenerates
nothin big
This is a simple retard
Why should I respect myself?
i slept at 7 am
bro

thats normal for him

i woke up at 3:30am
what does this mean
bachelor's degree
Nice joke Sound
Bro has nothing
only have to go to the exams
He's a turk
I woke up at 0130
Fell asleep again at 0530
Feel like shit
He has pride in the ex ottoman empire as every turk does
||an intro for incest porn||
i haven't slept

Back in my day we had to go to technical school that was 30 kilometers away
and last night got like 2 hours of sleep

uphill both ways right

Yee
back in my day we used to skip school and go on random trips on the bus
tl;dr : you dont go anywhere. All there is, is a school app that shows you your lessons and classes. Gives you a date for the exams and you go and do exams on that date
wtf
we have that too but it's not an app
you just get books then go do exams
the diploma you get is below normal university diploma but it is higher then high school diploma
ye basically the same thing
usually done by older people who didn't go to school
but instead of physical its digital
you can technically download the pdfs of the books and make a physical copy
but 
we had this for a long ass time
and we're way behind
my digital system that is
i think it was around before i went to school
yea it's old as fuck
turns out this system started at 1982
just not digitally ofc
ye
Back in my day we had to go to the university building 5 days a week and spend more time inside than a normal person spends in their j*b per week
that still exists 
its just that i didnt want it
A no-life smelly gamer would benefit from such a thing
because in this country university diploma is just as useful as a paper.
Such as yourself
Breaking news
It's useless anywhere
the only benefit you get from university diploma is bragging rights
and a funi salary number going from 500 to 505

i never went to university and i can get a good job easier than my friends who did
thats the point
waste of time and mental power
Mine was 280 
for example rn people are studying engineering and other kinds of big degrees
only to either be jobless or work at mcdonalds
it's still useful for certain degrees
and my diploma is 1 level less than an engineer
Just get a medical degree
Of almost any kind
Why do you go to university at all, you (specifically) will remain unemployed forever
superior technician or some shii
People will be throwing jobs at you
pyrson stop with the hate 
anyways
I'm not hating
meanwhile some morons wants tractor driving licenses for office work
I'm just saying the truth
You recoil at the mere mention of a j*b

^propaganda

that's why they gave him perms

speaking of
New youyou arc
What's you opinion on the British?
its gonna be exactly 2 weeks now
the bot is in the server btw
Give this man codes to the truth bomb
An auto body technician job for $20/HR?? Wtf are they smoking
exhaust smoke
Well you can make $18/hr selling flowers at the local market
Are the two jobs side by side

Accounting and payroll administrator
18-20$ hr
What is going on
What are these jobs
Useless job havers attempting to hype their positions
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Butter packer makes $22/hr
@oblique belfry retard
Whatever
Pack the butter

Make more than an auto body mechanic or payroll administrator
Put the butter in the package lil bro
Gerbil
Ok boomer
Be me
Get engineering degree
Get jobs
Still to this day an It technician 
real
I friend of mine got an engineering degree and actually is an engineer
Where do I sign up
Mechanical ?
HWAT
I wouldn't want to spend many years on learning something only to flip borgir
yeah id do that
New Brunswick, Canada
if it pays
Im gonna pack so much butter

Yeah but it's Canadian dollars
Packing butter would pay me more than my job 
oh
But would you be happy with packing butter
The thing is that afaik those kinds of jobs count for the workplace time requirement you're expected to have for a lot of fancy roles
its £13 an hour BUT i always have to be in early and leave late
even if my stipulated hours are 9-5
had 2 days last week finishing at 6:30
where
i actually applied for KFC
because i wouldnt hate it i love food and kfc, maybe id hate it if i worked there but for now i have a naivite about it
i've asked around here (physical location) and everyone tells me that education doesnt count of experience years
No i like puters 
No I meant mcdonalds
i hate computers
all my friends are in my puter
have gotten close to throwing one and screaming “MACHINE”
i was not having a good day
event ? 
I hate computers too
But in general the newest tech specifically I guess
See I for example studied English philology for 5 years, with a specialization in translation and additional Japanese language, simply so that I have it written on paper that I know English so that I can have a j*b that requires the knowledge of the English language
YOOOOO
i love books
love them

😦
bro got helper role just to send embed stuff
We need more pixels
I didn't do all this shit to be a translator / interpreter cause that's a job that will be done by computers in a few years
I just want a written proof that I know one language very good and another relatively well
I pre-planned this months ahead

To post family guy gifs in general offtopic
currently they are not that good but like you said it might be better in few years 
i should become a diplomat or work for UK
im also studying a module of russian, will keep going to be proficient
everytime someone goes "uhh" AI goes haywire and just writes giberish
have 2 UN languages on my belt
I am french
But they still make me take french testing anytime I apply for a job with bilingual requirements in government
Do they test for English? No

You can use Google translate to translate legal documents with high accuracy
"Surely this one can't be worse than the average"
como tu mami waaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjajjajjjajjajaaaaaaaaa agria
sometimes it still gets messy if 1 peculiar word is used
for example if there is a 2k word document that needs to be translated
1 single sentence could ruin the entire document
happened to me once 
Which is why you still need a human to correct mistakes, but in a few years you won't
that's why you edit it
ye thats what i said
Che momo lamehuevo 
currently we are using it to shorten times
biggest thing is to separate sentences before translating
we still need to edit the mistakes
or paragraphs, so one doesnt affect the next

It really can't as history is not just writing it down
honestly im actually just gonna be a neo-luddite against ai fuck it
yeah alot of analysis, cross comparisons etc
bro historians got replaced by internet ages ago 
plus ai cant legally have access to academic depositories
is this a joke
no one knows anything lmao
Yuuuuuuuuuup
wow it had a name


you think ai made people know history?
yeah OG luddites smashed steam powered looms
i always just called it being radicalized by that one part of the unabomber's manifesto
just cause average person is stupid doesnt mean that you cant access most of historical records at your computer
he was a neo-luddite
inb4 in 2050 AI will rewrite the history to gaslight the people 
well yeah
but historians write that shit
Paradox games made me know history
Like that time the Ottoman Empire settled North America
people already are gaslit
which yeah i totally fell for that one part of the manifesto
they are stupid sometimes
and i do fully believe the dude
ye this time they will believe AI is their god

regarding that one part
paradox and their “history”
a joke
and modified for gameplay purposes
hitler surviving to have a peace offering with trump

if i ask what is GAMMA End Of The List in MO2's bottom in this chat would i get send to Pripyat?
EVA BRAUN SURVIVES
Wrong channel
you in the wrong place boy
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!topic
@lime tusk
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
thanks champ i hope you wont get dragged to swamps for this
Iedy is destroying them with facts and logic
The execution has been scheduled for dawn
It's okay
drag yoself just incase
i got other plans for him 
fax and lojik
serios

Ägg
Birb's 0400 is my 0500
hi chat
meaning southern
The Josh
proper joshed it up
he could not have fought
i was wondering wtf is this mean until i realized i fucking understood it wrong, it doesnt calling me as the "stalker, no" it means "do not talk about stalker".


call me big josh
LORGE JOSH
alright medium josh
pretty regular josh all things considered
sm0l josh
Lorg rat

soz pal aint seen it yet
its his actaual name its true
teddy said so
the child
have u seen the latest season
i saw a scene on tiktok about his new meat grinder removing the love of the game
!dog

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!cat
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Embed fail
!dog
SO FUCKING CLOOOOOSE
!dog
ARGGHHH
DOG
!dog

!cat
dograt
!cat



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permersan ches.
!lizard
they are always watching us
:c
!cat

!otter
sean is short for parmasean
!seal
Doge say something dumb quick
WHY IS THERE 7 PAGES FULL OF COMMANDS

!bitdefender
@oblique belfry To make GAMMA work with Bitdefender, you MUST do the following
- Add every exe file in
Anomaly/bin, theAnomaly/AnomalyLauncher.exe, as well asyour GAMMA folder/ModOrganizer.exe, as an exception. You must toggle Advanced Threat Defense for each exe file. - Add a folder exception for the entire Anomaly folder and the entire GAMMA folder.
If done properly, you should have an Advanced Threat Defense exception for every single Anomaly exe (AnomalyDX11, AnomalyDX11AVX, etc.), the ModOrganizer program, and the Anomaly Launcher. You should also have a folder exception on the Anomaly and GAMMA folder.

GAMMA???
i thought it was a meme
AAAAARYGH
hurry up and say something stupid doge
this greggs is playing blink182
na na na na na na na na na
fine I'll go fetch a screen
i cant wait for when perms come back and its a 3 hour gif spam
why is there a cock command
@pallid raft Learn how to properly cook: #╭📖faq message
no

made a sticker

!music
@oblique belfry Follow this: #╭📖faq message
#🤖bot-commands
boo
Omg migu
!what
Big fat list of most bot commands: https://pastebin.com/raw/b3uBWC8S
wtf is happening again bruv
ya know what i hate

when a video has a bunch of manual subtitles in different langauges but not in english
!apple
🍅
!banana
🍌
gamma radiation is a wavelength right
it isnt a particle based emmision
oh nvm
learned the differences

watch rambo next
prime video probably the best streaming platform out there
together with apple tv
netflix fell off so hard
my favourite streaming platform is getting a blue-ray dvd drive and..."streaming" my dvds

in game
in minecraft ofc
there is another
Hbo Max is pretty good
paying what 15 dollars
But thats mostly because it has the best tv shows
max is really good but price isn't
yee
I like max
netflix is ass
netflix is completely horrible
Its a composition of a shit load of mid movies
and it has been for like a couple of years now
like singular good ones
THey do because they dont wanna pay rights
for the good movies
so half the shit is some small studio crap
yes
max are owned by one of those big movie corps so they have money to pay rights
same with apple they are trillion dollar company
and amazon too
with those 3 you could probably find any show u like
yeah
I can always get them and stream them from my phone to a tv
or get a dvd

bcs?
Saöl
ah
yeah having your own dvd players is the ideal thing
order any dvd from amazon or local vendors and watch it
I like them, but I feel like breaking bad is a little bit overrated
Dont get me wrong, its a fucking amazing tv show, but it gets a shit ton of praise in comparison to some
lord of hte rings has expired rights on prime
but hobbit doesn't
alright bro
criminal shit right there
Isnt the hobbit trilogy
like uhh
average at best?
i liked hobbit way more 
I like the hobbit
But can it compare to lotr?
not more than LOTR like sab but i like it
way more likeable cast than lotr imo
no it cannot , but it is a good story and a good movie
its just that LOTR retard fanboys kind of like to nitpick
weird how LOTR has expired rights
they need to renew it asap
prime is one of the few platforms LOTR is still available on
together with apple and max
I have not watched the Hobbit movies
Lotr trilogy is probably my favourite movies that I've seen in a theatre
Inglorious Basterds was great too
Birb

@oak magnet








