#๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘helldivers

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twin perch
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HD2 devs didnt hotfix the heavy spam didnt they

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They just left for a month again

eager cliff
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clueless i couldnt relate not gonna lie

obsidian flame
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it's backwards but... kinda makes sense. You're too smart/resourceful and he thinks you're a threat

twin perch
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Yeah he's just an egotistic dick

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Tbh for what he does to Chrsitine and did Pre-War

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I'm not sure if him living is a good thing lol

eager cliff
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it was finally fun and good to use and now it crashes 90% of the time

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thanks

twin perch
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Great

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That is still going unfixed?

obsidian flame
twin perch
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A different slide but kek he always tried to kill me

pale hollow
eager cliff
eager cliff
twin perch
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Yeah

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Tarkov Streets Performance

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Guaranteed

latent zodiac
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100% true

runic sentinel
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@eager cliff hey iedgy post goondivers

runic sentinel
light nymph
eager cliff
runic sentinel
fast spindle
runic sentinel
fast spindle
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@eager cliff stop iedging

eager cliff
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Spear got fixed

twin perch
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Fixed Peak Physique armor passive not properly affecting weapon ergonomics

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fucking

eager cliff
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and we prob gonna lose the MO cause Mort got taken again

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1 day left

twin perch
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Playerbase still 1 IQ

pale hollow
unique oxide
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Nothing like loosing the MO because people can't use their brain

eager cliff
earnest stag
# pale hollow

Did you know that if your doing a hole in one in Japan you gotta buy all relatives and friends a present

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Thats why theres an insurance only dedicated to pay for these present if you ever get a hole in one

twin perch
earnest stag
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An golf insurance

twin perch
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Oh okay

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You know how Japan is w Birth Rates lmao

earnest stag
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its a fucking tradition and a hill you die on if your a golfer

heavy heart
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Oh shit, it's a thing over here in the UK

earnest stag
light nymph
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@sharp gorge this you?

sharp gorge
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Nah, game too expensive

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+multiplayer

earnest stag
light nymph
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how?

earnest stag
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No furry or scaly ever would be accepted my super earth

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They are democratic enemies

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We turn them into super fancy coats

light nymph
earnest stag
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Nah thats just this new stupid android feature

light nymph
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Bot detected

earnest stag
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Even more annoying than autocorrection

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Yes bot thats fitting

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Ffffffff

light nymph
earnest stag
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At least it didnt change to fisting

light nymph
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now why would it do that... Autocorrect changes words to your most commonly used ones...

twin perch
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Uh hm

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What do you mean autocorrect to fisting

earnest stag
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Nah its new

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It tries to read your mind

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I disabled it now

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Its like correction into whst it thinks your writing

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Also im fat fingering hardcore rn

light nymph
earnest stag
sharp gorge
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Also where are their fuckin' helmets

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smdh my damn head

pale hollow
twin perch
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Scampanese

pale hollow
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Buy friendship-chocolate for all your friends, family and colleagues etc, buy KFC on Christmas, and buy MOTHERFUCKING GOLF HOLE-IN-ONE GIFT-INSSURANCE

earnest stag
shy schooner
eager cliff
shy schooner
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^ me when mines

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(I'm quite oblivious)

plain bough
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Don't worry we got Mort with 18hrs to spare

fast spindle
fast spindle
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hi grim

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is helldivers good rn

light nymph
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Always has been

fast spindle
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are throwing knives good

plain bough
alpine yacht
light nymph
alpine yacht
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like a day ago

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anyway i didnt even know we had a helldivers channel

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cool

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ive been running railgun + tenderizer on bots

fast spindle
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the tenderizer is the cool shotgun right?

pale hollow
plain bough
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It's basically the bigger brother of the Liberator

alpine yacht
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people really underestimate the railgun for bots

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the only thing it cant deal with very well is gunships

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it 1 shots everything other than a strider and a gunship

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and 1 shots devvies anywhere

pale hollow
alpine yacht
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full charge doesnt do anything besides add more pen iirc

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for striders its 9 shots to the face with 90-100%

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the top bar doesnt add anything btw its just a buffer so you dont kys

fast spindle
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unsafe nearly max charge is like full safe charge pre nerf

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its still really good if you hit weakspots on robots

alpine yacht
fast spindle
alpine yacht
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its about the same damage all things considered, its just a huge amount of the damage was caused by the PS5 bug

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the only thing that got nerfed iirc was it's durable damage

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it got cut to a third of what it was

fast spindle
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miserable

alpine yacht
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its rlly quite good against bots

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easy high A tier or low S tier

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simply due to it's ability to 1 shot heavy devvies

fast spindle
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real

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headshots are awesome with it

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i wish i could put on different scopes onstuff

alpine yacht
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you dont need headshots with it

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ever

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except for hulks and striders ofc

fast spindle
alpine yacht
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lol

fast spindle
viral trellis
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I like it on bugs but I think it's more fun to finish off BT's after a friends quasar shot with it than run my own quasar

alpine yacht
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though obv an OPS is better

fast spindle
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@alpine yacht you're the helldivers expert right

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is there another revolver than the senator

viral trellis
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not yet

viral trellis
# alpine yacht though obv an OPS is better

as a filthy supercredit hunter I've gotten one shots after good quasar hits with the railgun overcharged while far far away from the rest of the team across the map. Feels good and saves the stratagems.

slim coral
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@eager cliff erh hem

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Where is the goon

alpine yacht
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i bring it all the time

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its a great anti tank option

buoyant urchin
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Senator is incredible, not hittin stuff at long range though. Is it weird to miss the old sight it had?

twin perch
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Ezoni catsus

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Why does it feel like alt

fast spindle
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no thats just ezoni

twin perch
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The big black men at labs 18 ezoni?

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Man how time passes

alpine yacht
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ive been

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'd

fast spindle
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tarkov labs reference????

plain bough
twin perch
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Wow 3 new planets?

eager cliff
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"new" planets

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Bore Rock my beloved

fast spindle
slim coral
late dagger
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whats everyone rocking these days?

wide delta
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How goes the war?

fast spindle
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robots winning

eager cliff
late dagger
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Loving the spear as well

dire igloo
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Helldivers 2 isnt buyable in Serbia when Serbia isnt on the fucking list where psn isnt available

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What is this bullshit

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This goes off the wish list and fuck sony

late dagger
dire igloo
twin perch
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OOF

late dagger
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Can't wait

earnest stag
late dagger
viral shadow
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@eager cliff

slim coral
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Gyatt

shy schooner
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Got them Grippers out

eager cliff
slim coral
fast spindle
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nah

twin perch
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Nah

fast spindle
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hi kosm

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you should post better helldivers art than cuppy

slim coral
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Nah

fast spindle
slim coral
eager cliff
fast spindle
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barely helldivers related

twin perch
fast spindle
twin perch
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I only use it for shit like this lmao

fast spindle
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i made an acc to follow the forever winter dev

livid mulch
light nymph
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not with that attitude you're not

runic sentinel
light nymph
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Guess he ain't really a friend then

earnest stag
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His whole content is just yapping

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Despite that hes right with that

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aside that

light nymph
earnest stag
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During MGSV when it came out he was really unbearable

light nymph
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I didn't watch that video cuz I didn't care what he had to say about it

eager cliff
# earnest stag Ugh YongYapper

Yeah he used to be likeable before his Yakuza voice actor that flopped and he doubled down , making the internet hate him

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and clown on hi

light nymph
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also, it's a MG game without Kojima. 0/10

earnest stag
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i hated that he VA Kiriyu

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And im glad he flopped

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he didnt deserve it after all

light nymph
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the only thing I know about him and the Yakuza game is that he was SUSPICOUSLY quiet when the game devs decided to make NG+ paywalled

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obvious bias was obvious

viral shadow
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no matter what, people have extremely short attention spans

light nymph
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if they instead decided to drop a bunch of constant small patches that constantly adjust the balance and fix boring/broken things sooner the game would feel much fresher than it does now

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meanwhile, we have to wait so long now for a patchdrop that may or may not make the game better than it is now and they ahve slowed down their warbonds to a crawl aswell. Also, their latest warbond was kind of ass giving almost nothing new to play with

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combined with the fact that there are next to no changes in the galactic war turns the game boring quite fast

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But that's what you get when you want to keep game versions on PC and console the same

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Consoles need patch approval from the overloards which can take a while and cost money.
PC's you can just drop it whenever

eager cliff
light nymph
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Tarkov Cock and Ball Torture

twin perch
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and they basically did that and left for a month just now lol

twin perch
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they also have us like

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almost completely stalemated w no new outcome or nothing

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galactic war is broing

sharp kindle
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arrowhead could legitimately release the 1.0 version of the game and it would be more stable

light nymph
sharp kindle
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w8 isnt the spear crashing the game atm

eager cliff
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fixed

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again

sharp kindle
twin perch
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@light nymph

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this u

light nymph
earnest stag
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Trench shotgun with Bayonett

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runic sentinel
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p!ew

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fast spindle
slim coral
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They need to add Protogen helmet

late dagger
pale hollow
# late dagger if i remember correctly, i read that 90% of the people who played hd2 are no lon...

This is sorta incorrect.
There are approximately 90% fewer active players during various times of the day/week. However, there is no public information pertaining to daily unique logins, so these stats do not account for people still playing but for shorter periods of time.
Generally though, it is fair to say that significantly fewer people are playing Helldivers 2 at the moment, compared to the all time peak.

pale hollow
cursive gladeBOT
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@late dagger has been barned for 99 years _ _||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹||||โ€‹|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://tenor.com/view/barn-gif-19719443

shy schooner
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What does putting someone in the barn do...

fast spindle
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dont ever get sent there

shy schooner
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Oh

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Ok....

late dagger
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finally a whole barn to myself

slim coral
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That barn looks like full of Amish

late dagger
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So a quality built barn? In this economy?! I'm take it

slim coral
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I dont think its wifiable

eager cliff
plain bough
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We have 2 days to capture 2 planets, we ain't doing it lads lol

late dagger
earnest stag
austere lodgeBOT
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eager cliff
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fun fact tho you can actually lock eagle 1 with the spear

earnest stag
eager cliff
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a bit too late dont u think , giving that it was my 1st tier 4 upgrade

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talk about wasting my resources

twin perch
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Yeah like

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it's sucha L lol

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ok but where's the performance fix?

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Silence

light nymph
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wait a sec

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HOLD ON A MINUTE

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GIVE IT A MOMENT

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A SINGLE TIME SPACE OF YOUR EXSISTANCE PLEASE

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@eager cliff YOU FUCKING GIGGA GOONER

vocal hornet
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what the hell am i looking at?

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did this nerd seriously mod naked skins onto his helldiver?

shy schooner
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Not naked

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But bikini

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(Which is 90% naked)

eager cliff
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god bless bikinis

runic sentinel
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there is no fucking way

late dagger
pale hollow
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Where Helldivers?

light nymph
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Avaliable soonโ„ข

pale hollow
twin perch
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New Warbond in 2 days

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annoucemen

twin perch
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We'll see how dissapointing it will be

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XD

plucky steppe
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Itโ€™ll be great

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i actually liked the viper commandos but iโ€™m a sucker for the aesthetic

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The carbine isnโ€™t a bad addition either

twin perch
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Yeah I'm hoping is great

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the Carbine needs like

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bigger mags and it's golden for me

eager cliff
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time fucking flies

twin perch
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I wonder if we will get a 2nd balance pass

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and they fix heavy spawns

plucky steppe
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I just wish they focused less on warbonds and more on new stuff for the game. Warbonds are nice and all but iโ€™m more excited for more vehicle stratagems and the like. Or more enemies

twin perch
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I'm p sure it's Sony contract

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but their content plans are like

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Not great since it's just

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"stalemat the war for 6 months"

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We beat the automatons to have them back in 4 days lol

plucky steppe
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lmao, theyโ€™ve been doing great so far. The campaigns with the little stories are fun i think

twin perch
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Yeah but w're basically fighting for the same planets for months

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It's uh not great

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HD1 wars weren't like this

plucky steppe
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it would be cool to see the impact of the war instead of bases and fields of untouched nature

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each planet should basically be hellish warzones at this point with how many times weโ€™ve been to them

eager cliff
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Yeah like the loop is boring ish

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We do need more planet biomes or with more quirks and shit

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cause they can only be recycled so far

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now they look stunning af

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  • also maybe new objectives to do
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whatever they got work to do

twin perch
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all quirks are negative

plain bough
twin perch
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Warbond announcement*

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it is still in a monthly rotation

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drops the 11th tho

plain bough
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thought they said they were gonna take more time with warbonds, still drop monthly

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back to the SC mines soon then

twin perch
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2nd thursday of the month

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Probs another big patch

fast spindle
plain bough
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datamined content sometime ago suggests it might be fire-based equipment, though no guarantees it isn't for another future warbond

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Me just hoping for new stats on some of our equipment or new toys to use, democracy forbid they also throw in the illiuminate as well

viral shadow
light nymph
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Finally it's renamed propperly

broken karma
light nymph
winged dew
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finally

earnest stag
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Im in search for the Helldiver chat

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Can you gooners point me at it?

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Dont post gooning stuff pls

viral shadow
earnest stag
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I clearly asked for goon posting

earnest stag
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๐Ÿคข

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Banned

earnest stag
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Why are people insisting that Furries and Scalies dont exist in the Helldivers Universe ?

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What do you think is the heavy Armor and extra Padding made off omegakekw

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Scaly Scales and Furry Fur

lost grail
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we make them by butchering and using them for reousrces like terminids

slate lintel
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goondivers

plain bough
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gooning for democracy

slate lintel
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gooning engaged

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must goon hot red brawny woman

twin perch
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M*derator

earnest stag
light nymph
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it's non humanoid

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It's a demonic race

slate lintel
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don't think so

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tieflings are humanoid

light nymph
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so are Dragonborn and Lizardfolk and litteraly that's the whole point of furries

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but boy did tha furry hate flow when it wasn't for something that you gooned for

slate lintel
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because tieflings aren't furries?

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nor scalies

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that's like saying elves or dwarves are furries

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elves are fae blood

light nymph
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you're arguing semantics at this point my friend. Anthropomorphism is applying humanoid features to non humanoid species. In your case it's a demon

slate lintel
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I mean sure but tieflings aren't also furries

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again

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your arguement would also say elves are furries because fae blood

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tieflings can also present like genetics conditions

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or sorcerrors

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are you going to say sorcerors are furries?

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because of a bloodline incident?

light nymph
slate lintel
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depending on the type of sorcer

slate lintel
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some are divine soul, some are random, some are just inherited

light nymph
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again, at this point you're arguing semantics

slate lintel
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now you're just arguing semantics at this point

light nymph
slate lintel
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bro's really trying to dig deep at me

light nymph
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just point out hypocrisy where I see it

slate lintel
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not hypocrisy

twin perch
slate lintel
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tieflings aren't furries

twin perch
slate lintel
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dwarves aren't furries

twin perch
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(Dwarf Woman w Beard joke)

slate lintel
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elves aren't furries

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tieflings aren't furries

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a tabaxi would be

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a lizardfolk would be a scaly

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I honestly don't know where an arakockra would fall

light nymph
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neither dwarves nor elves are anthropomorphized anything.

slate lintel
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why do you say that

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elves have fae blood, so really they're humanized fae ๐Ÿค“

light nymph
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excellent

slate lintel
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man's lost here

light nymph
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what are fae

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because I'll tell you that a Satyr is fae

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and that's furry as fuck

twin perch
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No

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that's a monster girl/man

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It's the gateway drug to furries

light nymph
sharp kindle
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wtf is happening

light nymph
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Confronting map guy with his true self

sharp kindle
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ok so tldr
demons are furries

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at least from grims side

light nymph
sharp kindle
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mmmh

viral shadow
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karla?

sharp kindle
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i mean that feels like a reach tbh

viral shadow
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who tf is karla

light nymph
light nymph
sharp kindle
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because demons are not really part of the animal kingdom for them to be classed as anthros

light nymph
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or how ever you spell her name

viral shadow
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karlach

light nymph
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who cares. Laezel is my bae

sharp kindle
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lae is a frog
that works as a furry

viral shadow
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karlach sits on the mostly human side of the furry scale, she is the demon equivalent of having catgirl ears and a tail, not a furry

light nymph
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that's why I'm sayng TECHNICALLY because Karlach is a antropomorphised deamon

sharp kindle
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but thats the problem

viral shadow
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its not technically, its just wrong

sharp kindle
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whats the base form of demon to anthro

light nymph
light nymph
sharp kindle
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this bitch is a pureblooded demon
and Tieflings are not

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Tieflings are corrupted humans

light nymph
sharp kindle
eager cliff
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A_skull Mizora

sharp kindle
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its like treating wyll as a different species when all he got is horns

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like

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its a reach to call karl a furry

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when they are not even antros to begin with

light nymph
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oh shit

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wait a tic

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you right

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I guess I got my terminology mixed up

sharp kindle
light nymph
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then wtf am I thinking of?!

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what is the term for applying human features to non humanoids?

sharp kindle
light nymph
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YOU"RE NOT HELPING GOOGLE

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OR ARE YOU?!

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IDK I'M CONFUSED

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fuck y'all I'm looking this shit up

fast spindle
light nymph
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THANK YOU WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT ANYONE CAN EDDIT!

fast spindle
light nymph
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no, appearently it is Anthropomorphism

fast spindle
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or is that only inanimate stuff

light nymph
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I was correct

fast spindle
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okay

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also karlach is NOT a furry

light nymph
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so by the VERY EDGE OF TECHNICALITY, liking any non human character TECHNICALLY makes you a furry

viral shadow
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anthropomorphic characters arent furries, all furries are anthrompomorphic but not all antropomorphic creatures are furries

fast spindle
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angels are furry too??

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grim i think you're reaching here

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mr semantics

light nymph
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am I? UhhDerg

viral shadow
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its not semantics, its just wrong

fast spindle
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cubes are a shape, not all shapes are cubes

light nymph
light nymph
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that actually was good

fast spindle
light nymph
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I get it now

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I see the flaw in my logic, I concede

light nymph
sharp kindle
fast spindle
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you can have nonhuman characters that are also not furry

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like uhh

pale hollow
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@light nymph Maybe this can help you

fast spindle
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automatons

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those arent furries

sharp kindle
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shes in a weird abhuman void

fast spindle
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despite being anthro robots

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instead of just UGVs or drones

fast spindle
fast spindle
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@light nymph back to helldivers talk buddy

light nymph
fast spindle
light nymph
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fkn

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ACTUALLY

pale hollow
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Illiterate you are so I fixed it for you

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See? I put yellow and shitty skulls

light nymph
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a while ago there was an artist that asked for suggestion on what he should draw for practice and I asked if he'd draw my kobold

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BEHOLD

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Tacti-cool kobold @fast spindle

lost grail
pale hollow
light nymph
fast spindle
lost grail
lost grail
fast spindle
light nymph
lost grail
fast spindle
lost grail
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I knew it would come, but not this fast

pale hollow
lost grail
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We got Lithuanian tactical kobolds before a GDL Inspired 40k art.

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I am done

light nymph
pale hollow
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Yep, Grim is illiterate confirmed

light nymph
pale hollow
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Grim learns to read

fast spindle
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i said helldivers art with no boobies or cocka

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:(

light nymph
fast spindle
pale hollow
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The one thing @fast spindle could have done to make it better would be adding a "-"

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non-nsfw Helldivers art

light nymph
fast spindle
light nymph
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ANYWAY

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here

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fixed

fast spindle
pale hollow
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This is what you see in Amsterdam when the Terminids invade

light nymph
# pale hollow

mans not even pedaling, he don't know how to ride a bike

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that's a fake picture

sharp kindle
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when ledys return to goon

light nymph
pale hollow
lost grail
pale hollow
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Every comment and post you have ever seen Iedy make was typed with just one single hand, can you believe it?

lost grail
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I can

sharp kindle
buoyant urchin
dire igloo
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I love looking at this channel and seeing ppl talk about udpates they still havent gotten

slim coral
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It feels weird seeing sfw contents here

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After iedy constantly gooning over some lady

earnest stag
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I hope you step on a helldiver

fast spindle
raw folio
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I hope you step on an ice plant, pre-rebalance of limb health

plain bough
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wonder what that interplanetary battle station gonna do

twin perch
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We'll lose it

runic sentinel
plain bough
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Surprisingly X-45 is open to being captured, we just gotta take over the surrounding planets else we'll lose the supply lines

plain bough
twin perch
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"supply lines"

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you mean that thing that even with ingame showcase

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players ignore and fail?

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and w'ere going to have like

plain bough
twin perch
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33% of players only on bug front anyways?

plain bough
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still no air-to-air strategem for all the gunships as well

twin perch
sharp kindle
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well

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he credited carbot in the description

vocal hornet
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@eager cliff what was that mod anyways

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I didnt even know you could mod helldivers

eager cliff
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no idea mate if you guys think i actually got it you are more cooked than me

vocal hornet
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Man

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If anyone has that mod

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Itโ€™d be you

solid barn
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I have it

vocal hornet
solid barn
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I no longer have it

light nymph
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as if you don't have that

pale hollow
twin perch
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No july warbond

runic sentinel
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@eager cliff it's time for goondivers

fast spindle
twin perch
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Oh yeah can you guess how this info was given

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Random discord message

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I don't even know if we'll get a patch

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@plain bough in shmables

eager cliff
twin perch
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HD1 moment

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it could have been a monster of a game

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but a: no upsizing , so okay cool you don't want to fire people

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b: Sony fiasco

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c: update mishandling, bugs, crashes, slow response time, performance issues, n guard

vocal hornet
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better luck helldivers 3

plain bough
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Ripperoni

slim coral
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How did Helldiver 2 fall so hard

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It came from 2024 most loved game to like

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Bottom feeder so quickly

viral shadow
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doomposting again?

twin perch
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๐Ÿ‘

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It's nothiiing

slim coral
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For some reasons

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Helldiver 2 manage to constantly create new game breaking bug every hotfizes

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Hotfixes*

eager cliff
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We got new ship modules i guess

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The grind starts again

fast spindle
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sony legit killed one of its most promising live titles

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because ????

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we want you to use our shitty login or whatever, that doesnt work in like 3/10's of the world

eager cliff
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it did because

  1. Game is still not for sale in 170+ countries, people have friends, they cant gift / ask them to buy it to play
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Literally cannot buy the game

twin perch
fast spindle
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sony legit turning down money

twin perch
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When?

eager cliff
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  1. People dislike cunts / bad practices , and this is one of them. People hate and people remember.
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And then you have the slow gameplay loop , updates are slow , content is exciting but very slow to deliver

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And then you have the balancing issues they cant seem to finally fix, they release warbonds we wait 1 month just to get 2 awful guns and some reskinned armor

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Sense of progression is a lie.

twin perch
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They don't want upgrades either

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so nothing in giving us more power either

eager cliff
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Like please tell me a primary to use vs bots aside from the JAR Dominator cause i swear to christ i cant find anything remotely useful to that

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I tried the liberator penetrator, it took 8 bullets to kill a normal bot

fast spindle
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who was the moron incharge of balancing weapons

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pve game and they balance it like it's a fuckin competitive PVP game

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everyone would rather have most weapons be too good than most weapons be too weak

twin perch
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"we don't want meta weapons"

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you get meta weapons cause everything is meh

eager cliff
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Like, there is nothing wrong with a strong primary so not everyone has to obligatory take a support weapon every game

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There are so many strategems that would be used but they are simply not better than a support weapon

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They did the same with the Mech, like why is the mech so mediocre , let it fuck shit up , thing is limited , has a long cooldown

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Let people fucking feel invincible

fast spindle
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yeah

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the point of fighting waves of bugs is to feel fuckin invincible

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let me stomp these mfs or like rip the head off a charger

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they really missed the point of having a PVE horde shooter

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giving the player a ton of powerful tools

eager cliff
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Yeah like....i understand balancing but this is not a competitive game , you dont need to go all the way lol

plain bough
fast spindle
plain bough
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Looking pretty ass for the most part

fast spindle
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WTF

eager cliff
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5% cooldown on strategems HELL YEAH

fast spindle
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use half ur max resources on ONE upgrade

eager cliff
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insane

fast spindle
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morons

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actual morons

plain bough
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Tier 6 gonna cost your entire stock lol

twin perch
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for the costs

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it's incredibly bad

fast spindle
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upgrades aren't worth getting

eager cliff
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The only decent ones are the Reload Speed and the 5% strategem cooldown

fast spindle
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its not like if you max all of them you get some like, completetion upgrade

eager cliff
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Thats it

twin perch
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fuck man, good thing we have a new balance director right?

eager cliff
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the rest are just so you pick up samples

fast spindle
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maxing a tier should just double or triple the effect of each upgrade

eager cliff
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Again , as i said

Sense of progression is kind of a lie

fast spindle
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sense of progression

eager cliff
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You feel you got something but in reality it's meh , changes nothing

fast spindle
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sit and grind out samples for 30 hours to get one upgrade

eager cliff
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No impact

fast spindle
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that gives you 5% more run speed or some shit

eager cliff
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Now you know what would have been better

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If they released the ship with 5-6 upgrades on game release

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This way , people would have grinded even now and made more sense

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Instead of now , ppl have max ship , they wait to get another upgrade and it's some ass like this

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Yeah no thanks

fast spindle
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the 400 purple sample upgrade that gives ur mech 12% more hp

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wow! so worth it!

plain bough
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went for the 10% reload speed for support weapons

fast spindle
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the ONLY good one

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is mortar marking

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thats all

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so you stop TKing on defense missions

plain bough
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and now I get a longer hall that I need to go to for future upgrades lol

fast spindle
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@eager cliff this game is reaching clash of clans level grinding

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yoo i got superdestroyer level 5!! i can deploy mechs now and raid this automaton elixer farm

eager cliff
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and whats with the fucking sample balancingf

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why the fuck do they ask 200 commons 200 rares

fast spindle
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why do they double them each time

eager cliff
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?????????

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Like thats so retarded

fast spindle
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just max it out at tier 4 or whatever

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every upgrade costs the same after

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since the effects are NOT 2x as good

eager cliff
plain bough
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There's an unreleased Tier 6, we're just at Tier 5 now

eager cliff
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like im glad i have 450 commons but only 163 rares so i cant buy shit

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rares are literally rare lmao

fast spindle
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orange 50, purple 25

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just keep that number and add more tiers of ship modules at that cost

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people still gonna grind for em

plain bough
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I'll be spending the next month grinding then I suppose for the modules

fast spindle
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max out ur uhh

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sample cap

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and you can get maybe 2 modules

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:D

eager cliff
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Also , we should have had upgrade trees

fast spindle
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real

eager cliff
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Why the fuck would i spend so much to get the mortar targeting system

fast spindle
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the upgrading is real real real bad

eager cliff
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Only for mortars

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Lol

fast spindle
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they should've had uhh

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warbonds not unlock the weapons

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let us do some sample tech tree shit

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and make further along guns actually good

eager cliff
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Yeah or as ppl suggested from start, sample exchange

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let me give 50 commons for 10 rares

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or shit like that

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Fucking let me spend MEDALS

fast spindle
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aren't there 2 medium pen ars

eager cliff
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for samples

fast spindle
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just make one research the other and then make that research into an even better ar

eager cliff
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I dont even wanna do the Major Orders cause Medals are useless i already maxed most warbonds

fast spindle
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actual progression for guns beyond buying the hot new battlepass and dropping medals

eager cliff
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im wiping my ass with the medals

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let me use them for smth else

fast spindle
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ok well anyways

eager cliff
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cant wait to see what crashes the game on extraction again now

fast spindle
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game sux

eager cliff
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imma go use spear hopefully it's not broken for the 5th time again

fast spindle
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im the ivan of helldivers now

eager cliff
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Surely the 6 hour Tarkov update wont turn into 12 hours like last time

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Holy hell i want a good live service game in today's world

twin perch
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where u could upgrade gears 2-3 times iwth samples

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they did not want to do this

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"Everything is a sidegrade"

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the issue w the upgrade system in HD1 is that they were also whack at balance

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so some shit was busted like AT mines at max uups

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while other was worthless

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but again, their balance team has been worthless

viral shadow
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tarkov channel has less doomposting

eager cliff
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what a great lvl 8 mission

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those samples will surely help me upgrade the lvl 5 ship

slim coral
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Samples

eager cliff
fast spindle
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sample hunter upgrade or something

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get 3x samples per one collected or something

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efficient processing or some stuff

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actual investments that make sense

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not just 5% faster airplane bombing

twin perch
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The game needs like

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actual progression and feelings of power

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a lvl 150 guy is the same as a lvl 5 guy

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in that sense

plucky steppe
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Hell no

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Have none of you played deep rock galactic?

plain bough
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I haven't

twin perch
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A ton

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Unironically better game than HD2

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w official mod support

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and no Anticheat softoware funkopops

buoyant urchin
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reinstalled deep rock after helldivers gets stagnant. such a good game.

plain bough
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Been testing the new 10% reload speed module for support weaponry and I think it's a bit higher than it says

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Been reloading and its stupidly quick lol

twin perch
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because players cannot have positive bugs

plain bough
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Sounds bout right

median trellis
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wake the fuck up new modules

median trellis
shy schooner
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I think the support one is pretty good

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Especially with EAT's

pale hollow
shy schooner
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if the game spam's chargers, spam EAT hellpods on them >:)

pale hollow
pale hollow
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Man, people are really rearing to go on those samples today, played one round and we got about 70 samples total verynice

slim coral
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Wish you can just directly upgrade strategem

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Instead of modules

shy schooner
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True!

pale hollow
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Upgrading the reload speed comes with a free 'nerf' to your Super Destroyer.
You now have to run a few metres further to get to the terminal

plain bough
plain bough
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Potential Strategem weapon as well?

eager cliff
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Probably getting some guns with warbond too

plain bough
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more likely towards the end of the month or even next

shy schooner
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It's gonna be good ๐Ÿ‘

slim coral
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I wonder how long does it take them to illuminate

earnest stag
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A few more black holes

twin perch
twin perch
eager cliff
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Oof

latent zodiac
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ok so, all these bs articles about "helldiver game is kil :(((" aint true, right?
this supposed 10% of original playerbase is just because of no content for a little while, right?

fast spindle
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that and the psn thing

raw folio
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it was never gonna keep the 400k it had at launch lets be real

fast spindle
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launch was arguably the best time to play

raw folio
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It's just not a game you can keep the group of people who joined on launch interested in

fast spindle
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since all the stuff you had/could unlock was very usable

latent zodiac
raw folio
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I think it'll hover around 30-40k concurrent max personally

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then on content launches jump to like 100k for a day

pale hollow
fast spindle
latent zodiac
fast spindle
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only players who were unable to buy it

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which is almost impossible to track

pale hollow
latent zodiac
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a lot of people got really turned off from the game because of the PSN thing, regardless if Sony went back and didn't make PSN necessary, because there are countries that are still restricted from buying it, and that's enough to make people not wanna play, even though it doesn't effect them

potent brook
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so helldivers is an extraction shooter ya?

plucky steppe
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no

eager cliff
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so now it has 30-45k usually at peak hours, then indeed it lost 90%

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but 45k ppl is still a lot

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indeed the PSN thing left a sour taste unfortunately and it still hasnt been reverted 100% , you still cant buy it / gift it

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so ppl in those countries, even tho they managed to slip away with their copy on release, they cant play with a friend for example if they want

plain bough
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Sony should stop coping hard on the PSN and let people buy the damn game already

twin perch
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I'ts very clear they want to push their PSN on every PC game they can

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bceause it's like their next bussiness strat

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God of war, sekiro, etc

light nymph
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would be a shame if I found a different way of getting their games

twin perch
light nymph
twin perch
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Abandonware when I found it

topaz basin
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Will more content be added at some point? It feels like all the same missions.

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Need a higher difficulty too.

twin perch
plain bough
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2 modules down, 4 more to go

viral shadow
plain bough
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Really wish we could pull excess requisition slips into some tangible bonuses

viral shadow
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i dont count online games, you used single player examples

twin perch
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Yeah and uh

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Helldivers still runs like shit because it has a worthless anti cheat

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that doesn't really work

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so fuck off Alex

viral shadow
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not drm

viral shadow
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and you cant get a freeware version, cus its always online

twin perch
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Keep moving your goalpost bozo

viral shadow
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in other news hide your breastmilk people

plain bough
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rise to glory or fall into the breastmilk abyss

viral shadow
neon pendant
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is it safe to come out? Is the horny posting over?

slim coral
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I hope it isnt

eager cliff
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A poor choice of words

vocal hornet
plain bough
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I'm sure they need their youth camps lol

twin perch
twin perch
eager cliff
plain bough
twin perch
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Can you imagine

earnest stag
plain bough
latent zodiac
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omfg the new ship upgrades KekSkew

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i am going to hate farming rares

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at least all of them are actually useful
except for the fact that they give such a small fucking change madgetype

eager cliff
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like this is the problem rn

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we captured Meissa

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Immediately get task to defend Meissa

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Like can we change the fucking planet at least

plain bough
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we gotta keep defending X-45 for almost no gains lol

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I'm at 3 modules down, 3 more to go for the new ones

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if nothing else, at least my ship looks kitted out

latent zodiac
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im not even gonna bother with the new ones, i dont even have the jungle warbond yet

plain bough
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I'm not looking forward to when Tier 6 modules drop

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it's a farm fest with our low cap now

fast spindle
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why'd they remake the format

twin perch