#๐ค๐๐ฆhelldivers
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i couldnt relate not gonna lie
it's backwards but... kinda makes sense. You're too smart/resourceful and he thinks you're a threat
Yeah he's just an egotistic dick
Tbh for what he does to Chrsitine and did Pre-War
I'm not sure if him living is a good thing lol
they need to fix the Spear
it was finally fun and good to use and now it crashes 90% of the time
thanks
I never felt like I lost anything by his death 
A different slide but
he always tried to kill me
Disable steam overlay

You're joking
Oh yeah


100% true
@eager cliff hey iedgy post goondivers
i know what type of man you are iedy
no he's into hellgooners
๐คฎ
@eager cliff stop iedging
show supply lines, and everything
Playerbase still 1 IQ
Nothing like loosing the MO because people can't use their brain
super backpack secret strategem
Did you know that if your doing a hole in one in Japan you gotta buy all relatives and friends a present
Thats why theres an insurance only dedicated to pay for these present if you ever get a hole in one
Is this an euphemism for pregnancy in first try

No its literaly what i said
An golf insurance
its a fucking tradition and a hill you die on if your a golfer
Oh shit, it's a thing over here in the UK

Thats like,heresy
No furry or scaly ever would be accepted my super earth
They are democratic enemies
We turn them into super fancy coats
non perfect english = not democratc, clearly an alien

Nah thats just this new stupid android feature
Bot detected
At least it didnt change to fisting
now why would it do that... Autocorrect changes words to your most commonly used ones...

Nah its new
It tries to read your mind
I disabled it now
Its like correction into whst it thinks your writing
Also im fat fingering hardcore rn
we don't need to know what category you're looking at right now


wtf
Everything is a 'tradition' based scam in Japan, Valentines? Scam, Christmas? Scam, GOLF HOLE-IN-ONE?! Scam 
Scampanese
Buy friendship-chocolate for all your friends, family and colleagues etc, buy KFC on Christmas, and buy MOTHERFUCKING GOLF HOLE-IN-ONE GIFT-INSSURANCE
as i said lel

The MO?
Don't worry we got Mort with 18hrs to spare
@alpine yacht
Always has been
you can toss like 4 on a chargers legs to kill em ironically
yooo its me
well WAS
like a day ago
anyway i didnt even know we had a helldivers channel
cool
ive been running railgun + tenderizer on bots

the tenderizer is the cool shotgun right?
Nope, it is the better light pen rifle
It's basically the bigger brother of the Liberator
people really underestimate the railgun for bots
the only thing it cant deal with very well is gunships
it 1 shots everything other than a strider and a gunship
and 1 shots devvies anywhere
on safe?
unsafe semi charge, anything above safe charge will
full charge doesnt do anything besides add more pen iirc
for striders its 9 shots to the face with 90-100%
the top bar doesnt add anything btw its just a buffer so you dont kys
yeah its like
unsafe nearly max charge is like full safe charge pre nerf
its still really good if you hit weakspots on robots
no not at all

its about the same damage all things considered, its just a huge amount of the damage was caused by the PS5 bug
the only thing that got nerfed iirc was it's durable damage
it got cut to a third of what it was
miserable
its rlly quite good against bots
easy high A tier or low S tier
simply due to it's ability to 1 shot heavy devvies
real
headshots are awesome with it
i wish i could put on different scopes onstuff
thats what i mean, stinky
lol

I like it on bugs but I think it's more fun to finish off BT's after a friends quasar shot with it than run my own quasar
yeah its a 2 shot to the head after an AT
though obv an OPS is better

@alpine yacht you're the helldivers expert right
is there another revolver than the senator
not yet
as a filthy supercredit hunter I've gotten one shots after good quasar hits with the railgun overcharged while far far away from the rest of the team across the map. Feels good and saves the stratagems.
No, butt he senator is great
i bring it all the time
its a great anti tank option
Senator is incredible, not hittin stuff at long range though. Is it weird to miss the old sight it had?
Wow 3 new planets?
with the same biomes before
"new" planets
Bore Rock my beloved
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Would be great if the new tree planet is automaton
whats everyone rocking these days?
How goes the war?
robots winning
well the spear now that its actually fixed
Loving the spear as well
Helldivers 2 isnt buyable in Serbia when Serbia isnt on the fucking list where psn isnt available
What is this bullshit
This goes off the wish list and fuck sony

Next time you open a pack of skittles or any similar shaped candy its gonna be hard to open and you will rip it too much and 95% of the bag will fly all over the floor
OOF
Latest update allows Japanese VO SOUNDS SIIIICK #helldivers2 #helldivers
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@eager cliff
Gyatt
Got them Grippers out

nah
Nah
Nah


barely helldivers related
Hello, my Twitter is only furry stuff but no HD2

i dont use twitter sorry 
I only use it for shit like this lmao
wait nvm thats a lie
i made an acc to follow the forever winter dev
we are NOT doing this
not with that attitude you're not

special thanks to the voice actors!
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Ugh YongYapper
His whole content is just yapping
Despite that hes right with that
aside that
yes, he loves to do it to pad out the video, BUT I still get the info I need
During MGSV when it came out he was really unbearable
I didn't watch that video cuz I didn't care what he had to say about it
Yeah he used to be likeable before his Yakuza voice actor that flopped and he doubled down , making the internet hate him
and clown on hi
also, it's a MG game without Kojima. 0/10
the only thing I know about him and the Yakuza game is that he was SUSPICOUSLY quiet when the game devs decided to make NG+ paywalled
obvious bias was obvious
helldivers would not have been able to keep that playerbase
no matter what, people have extremely short attention spans
eh, to be fair to the criticism... The content drops have been very sparse, combine with the fact that they want to drop these massive patches makes the game feel very stale
if they instead decided to drop a bunch of constant small patches that constantly adjust the balance and fix boring/broken things sooner the game would feel much fresher than it does now
meanwhile, we have to wait so long now for a patchdrop that may or may not make the game better than it is now and they ahve slowed down their warbonds to a crawl aswell. Also, their latest warbond was kind of ass giving almost nothing new to play with
combined with the fact that there are next to no changes in the galactic war turns the game boring quite fast
But that's what you get when you want to keep game versions on PC and console the same
Consoles need patch approval from the overloards which can take a while and cost money.
PC's you can just drop it whenever

as a Tarkov CBT user that gets updates very rare and most are broken on release, Helldivers has been ok
fyi they also keep adding issues and fuck w performance
and they basically did that and left for a month just now lol
they also have us like
almost completely stalemated w no new outcome or nothing
galactic war is broing
arrowhead could legitimately release the 1.0 version of the game and it would be more stable
but we'd loose the working Spear



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the creatures
They need to add Protogen helmet
if i remember correctly, i read that 90% of the people who played hd2 are no longer playing
This is sorta incorrect.
There are approximately 90% fewer active players during various times of the day/week. However, there is no public information pertaining to daily unique logins, so these stats do not account for people still playing but for shorter periods of time.
Generally though, it is fair to say that significantly fewer people are playing Helldivers 2 at the moment, compared to the all time peak.
!barn @late dagger 99 years
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What does putting someone in the barn do...
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dont ever get sent there
finally a whole barn to myself
So a quality built barn? In this economy?! I'm take it
Well yeh but
I dont think its wifiable
We have 2 days to capture 2 planets, we ain't doing it lads lol
not with that attitude
Iedy not posting boobas
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a bit too late dont u think , giving that it was my 1st tier 4 upgrade
talk about wasting my resources
wait a sec
HOLD ON A MINUTE
GIVE IT A MOMENT
A SINGLE TIME SPACE OF YOUR EXSISTANCE PLEASE
@eager cliff YOU FUCKING GIGGA GOONER
what the hell am i looking at?
did this nerd seriously mod naked skins onto his helldiver?
god bless bikinis
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Avaliable soonโข
#๐ค๐๐ฆhelldivers? more like #โโgeneral-offtopic + Iedy's goon-cave 
Itโll be great
i actually liked the viper commandos but iโm a sucker for the aesthetic
The carbine isnโt a bad addition either
no shit its been a month already damn
time fucking flies
I just wish they focused less on warbonds and more on new stuff for the game. Warbonds are nice and all but iโm more excited for more vehicle stratagems and the like. Or more enemies
I'm p sure it's Sony contract
but their content plans are like
Not great since it's just
"stalemat the war for 6 months"
We beat the automatons to have them back in 4 days lol
lmao, theyโve been doing great so far. The campaigns with the little stories are fun i think
Yeah but w're basically fighting for the same planets for months
It's uh not great
HD1 wars weren't like this
it would be cool to see the impact of the war instead of bases and fields of untouched nature
each planet should basically be hellish warzones at this point with how many times weโve been to them
Yeah like the loop is boring ish
We do need more planet biomes or with more quirks and shit
cause they can only be recycled so far
now they look stunning af
- also maybe new objectives to do
they got work to do
all quirks are negative
Wait really?
thought they said they were gonna take more time with warbonds, still drop monthly
back to the SC mines soon then
If it drops monthly it still does mean the 11th
2nd thursday of the month
Probs another big patch
it hope its a good theme
datamined content sometime ago suggests it might be fire-based equipment, though no guarantees it isn't for another future warbond
Me just hoping for new stats on some of our equipment or new toys to use, democracy forbid they also throw in the illiuminate as well
helldivers 1 wars involved beating a faction and not being able to fuckin fight them until a new campaign starts, great fun /s
Finally it's renamed propperly
hell nah
finally
Im in search for the Helldiver chat
Can you gooners point me at it?
Dont post gooning stuff pls

chat got deleted, dead game
You already failed the assignment
I clearly asked for goon posting

Why are people insisting that Furries and Scalies dont exist in the Helldivers Universe ?
What do you think is the heavy Armor and extra Padding made off 
Scaly Scales and Furry Fur
they are not democratic
we make them by butchering and using them for reousrces like terminids
goondivers
gooning for democracy

now... TECHNICALLY speaking... That is a furry
it's non humanoid
It's a demonic race
so are Dragonborn and Lizardfolk and litteraly that's the whole point of furries

but boy did tha furry hate flow when it wasn't for something that you gooned for

because tieflings aren't furries?
nor scalies
that's like saying elves or dwarves are furries
elves are fae blood
you're arguing semantics at this point my friend. Anthropomorphism is applying humanoid features to non humanoid species. In your case it's a demon

I mean sure but tieflings aren't also furries
again
your arguement would also say elves are furries because fae blood
tieflings can also present like genetics conditions
or sorcerrors
are you going to say sorcerors are furries?
because of a bloodline incident?

man has never heard of draconic blood sorcerers
depending on the type of sorcer
that's not all sorcerer
some are divine soul, some are random, some are just inherited

And THAT is dependent on the rulebook
again, at this point you're arguing semantics
now you're just arguing semantics at this point

bro's really trying to dig deep at me
not hypocrisy
Actually
have you seen how hairy the women are
tieflings aren't furries

hair =/= fur
dwarves aren't furries
(Dwarf Woman w Beard joke)
elves aren't furries
tieflings aren't furries
a tabaxi would be
a lizardfolk would be a scaly
I honestly don't know where an arakockra would fall
neither dwarves nor elves are anthropomorphized anything.
excellent
man's lost here
Man posted hate about furries in #๐จarts-and-crafts and now he's confronted with the fact that he is a closet furry

tldr: Yesterday sharkguy posted art #๐จarts-and-crafts message, map guy said "ew furry I almost puked", now he post sexy pics of Karla. I point out that Karla is technically a furry, map guy denies it
mmmh
karla?
i mean that feels like a reach tbh
who tf is karla
that's why I said "Technically"
fkin, Kharlah
because demons are not really part of the animal kingdom for them to be classed as anthros
or how ever you spell her name
karlach
who cares. Laezel is my bae
lae is a frog
that works as a furry
karlach sits on the mostly human side of the furry scale, she is the demon equivalent of having catgirl ears and a tail, not a furry
but thats the problem
its not technically, its just wrong
whats the base form of demon to anthro
explain
this bitch is a pureblooded demon
and Tieflings are not
Tieflings are corrupted humans
so a Demon with humanoid features you say?


Mizora
its like treating wyll as a different species when all he got is horns
like
its a reach to call karl a furry
when they are not even antros to begin with

then wtf am I thinking of?!

what is the term for applying human features to non humanoids?

YOU"RE NOT HELPING GOOGLE
OR ARE YOU?!
IDK I'M CONFUSED

fuck y'all I'm looking this shit up
almost puking because its furry and not because its a dude's severed head?

personification?
no, appearently it is Anthropomorphism
or is that only inanimate stuff
I was correct
so by the VERY EDGE OF TECHNICALITY, liking any non human character TECHNICALLY makes you a furry

anthropomorphic characters arent furries, all furries are anthrompomorphic but not all antropomorphic creatures are furries
am I? 

its not semantics, its just wrong
cubes are a shape, not all shapes are cubes

no it wasnt
by the power of geometry we proved that grim was wrong
gooning to karlach is not furry 
karlach is not furry; just not human
you can have nonhuman characters that are also not furry
like uhh
@light nymph Maybe this can help you
shes in a weird abhuman void
1 is also furry 
@light nymph back to helldivers talk buddy
why? This isn't the Helldivers channel anymore, it's the #๐ค๐๐ฆhelldivers channel

post non nsfw helldivers art then
a while ago there was an artist that asked for suggestion on what he should draw for practice and I asked if he'd draw my kobold
BEHOLD
Tacti-cool kobold @fast spindle
Kas ฤia yra po velniลณ
At least replace the flag with the SuperEarth one or a skull you fuck 
Skaityt nemoki ble? 
lithuanian???

Ne, tiesiog smegenys palลซลพo
what flag is it then boy
he asked non helldivers art
It is Lithuanian, thats why I am sad

I knew it would come, but not this fast
So boot up Gimp and replace it on your own you lazy fuck
wtf are you on about?! HE ASKED FOR NON HELLDIVER ART! I POSTED NON HELLDIVER ART

Yep, Grim is illiterate confirmed

Grim learns to 
HAVE YOU HEARD OF A COMMA?!

yeah, we will medically induce one on you
The one thing @fast spindle could have done to make it better would be adding a "-"
non-nsfw Helldivers art


mans not even pedaling, he don't know how to ride a bike
that's a fake picture
when ledys return to goon
You clearly don't understand, it is propelled by the burning hatred of liberty
He's too busy gooning to his modded helldiver skins
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Even though it's a parody of the original, I w...
I love looking at this channel and seeing ppl talk about udpates they still havent gotten
I hope you step on a helldiver

I hope you step on an ice plant, pre-rebalance of limb health
We'll lose it
Defeatism
Surprisingly X-45 is open to being captured, we just gotta take over the surrounding planets else we'll lose the supply lines
"Take over surrounding planets"
"supply lines"
you mean that thing that even with ingame showcase
players ignore and fail?
and w'ere going to have like
2 braincell moments
33% of players only on bug front anyways?
still no air-to-air strategem for all the gunships as well
Spawns still not balanced or fixed eitherway no?

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Okay its somewhat similiar
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Follo...
The fuck is it
I no longer have it
man's tryin' to gass light us
as if you don't have that

No july warbond
@eager cliff it's time for goondivers

Oh yeah can you guess how this info was given
Random discord message

I don't even know if we'll get a patch
@plain bough in shmables
how to lose 99% of players
HD1 moment
it could have been a monster of a game
but a: no upsizing , so okay cool you don't want to fire people
b: Sony fiasco
c: update mishandling, bugs, crashes, slow response time, performance issues, n guard
better luck helldivers 3
Ripperoni
How did Helldiver 2 fall so hard
It came from 2024 most loved game to like
Bottom feeder so quickly
doomposting again?
For some reasons
Helldiver 2 manage to constantly create new game breaking bug every hotfizes
Hotfixes*
i really feel like the sony thing just axed the game
sony legit killed one of its most promising live titles
because ????
we want you to use our shitty login or whatever, that doesnt work in like 3/10's of the world
it did because
- Game is still not for sale in 170+ countries, people have friends, they cant gift / ask them to buy it to play
Literally cannot buy the game
Did we?
sony legit turning down money
When?
- People dislike cunts / bad practices , and this is one of them. People hate and people remember.
And then you have the slow gameplay loop , updates are slow , content is exciting but very slow to deliver
And then you have the balancing issues they cant seem to finally fix, they release warbonds we wait 1 month just to get 2 awful guns and some reskinned armor
Sense of progression is a lie.
Like please tell me a primary to use vs bots aside from the JAR Dominator cause i swear to christ i cant find anything remotely useful to that
I tried the liberator penetrator, it took 8 bullets to kill a normal bot
who was the moron incharge of balancing weapons
pve game and they balance it like it's a fuckin competitive PVP game
everyone would rather have most weapons be too good than most weapons be too weak
Like, there is nothing wrong with a strong primary so not everyone has to obligatory take a support weapon every game
There are so many strategems that would be used but they are simply not better than a support weapon
They did the same with the Mech, like why is the mech so mediocre , let it fuck shit up , thing is limited , has a long cooldown
Let people fucking feel invincible
yeah
the point of fighting waves of bugs is to feel fuckin invincible
let me stomp these mfs or like rip the head off a charger
they really missed the point of having a PVE horde shooter
giving the player a ton of powerful tools
Yeah like....i understand balancing but this is not a competitive game , you dont need to go all the way lol
didnt they have some rugpull hello neighbor developer on it
Looking pretty ass for the most part
5% cooldown on strategems HELL YEAH
use half ur max resources on ONE upgrade
insane
Tier 6 gonna cost your entire stock lol
upgrades aren't worth getting
The only decent ones are the Reload Speed and the 5% strategem cooldown
its not like if you max all of them you get some like, completetion upgrade
Thats it
fuck man, good thing we have a new balance director right?
the rest are just so you pick up samples
maxing a tier should just double or triple the effect of each upgrade
Again , as i said
Sense of progression is kind of a lie
sense of progression
You feel you got something but in reality it's meh , changes nothing
sit and grind out samples for 30 hours to get one upgrade
No impact
that gives you 5% more run speed or some shit
Now you know what would have been better
If they released the ship with 5-6 upgrades on game release
This way , people would have grinded even now and made more sense
Instead of now , ppl have max ship , they wait to get another upgrade and it's some ass like this
Yeah no thanks
went for the 10% reload speed for support weapons
the ONLY good one
is mortar marking
thats all
so you stop TKing on defense missions
and now I get a longer hall that I need to go to for future upgrades lol
@eager cliff this game is reaching clash of clans level grinding
yoo i got superdestroyer level 5!! i can deploy mechs now and raid this automaton elixer farm
and whats with the fucking sample balancingf
why the fuck do they ask 200 commons 200 rares
why do they double them each time
just max it out at tier 4 or whatever
every upgrade costs the same after
since the effects are NOT 2x as good
There's an unreleased Tier 6, we're just at Tier 5 now
like im glad i have 450 commons but only 163 rares so i cant buy shit
rares are literally rare lmao
the max cost of greens should legit be like, 150
orange 50, purple 25
just keep that number and add more tiers of ship modules at that cost
people still gonna grind for em
I'll be spending the next month grinding then I suppose for the modules
Also , we should have had upgrade trees
real
Why the fuck would i spend so much to get the mortar targeting system
the upgrading is real real real bad
they should've had uhh
warbonds not unlock the weapons
let us do some sample tech tree shit
and make further along guns actually good
Yeah or as ppl suggested from start, sample exchange
let me give 50 commons for 10 rares
or shit like that
Fucking let me spend MEDALS
aren't there 2 medium pen ars
for samples
just make one research the other and then make that research into an even better ar
I dont even wanna do the Major Orders cause Medals are useless i already maxed most warbonds
actual progression for guns beyond buying the hot new battlepass and dropping medals
ok well anyways
cant wait to see what crashes the game on extraction again now
game sux
imma go use spear hopefully it's not broken for the 5th time again
Surely the 6 hour Tarkov update wont turn into 12 hours like last time
Holy hell i want a good live service game in today's world
HD1 had the upgrade systems
where u could upgrade gears 2-3 times iwth samples
they did not want to do this
"Everything is a sidegrade"
the issue w the upgrade system in HD1 is that they were also whack at balance
so some shit was busted like AT mines at max uups
while other was worthless
but again, their balance team has been worthless
what a great lvl 8 mission
those samples will surely help me upgrade the lvl 5 ship
Samples

game needs like
sample hunter upgrade or something
get 3x samples per one collected or something
efficient processing or some stuff
actual investments that make sense
not just 5% faster airplane bombing
The game needs like
actual progression and feelings of power
a lvl 150 guy is the same as a lvl 5 guy
in that sense
I haven't
A ton
Unironically better game than HD2
w official mod support
and no Anticheat softoware funkopops
reinstalled deep rock after helldivers gets stagnant. such a good game.
Been testing the new 10% reload speed module for support weaponry and I think it's a bit higher than it says
Been reloading and its stupidly quick lol
inb4 hotfixed tomorrow morning
because players cannot have positive bugs
Sounds bout right
wake the fuck up new modules
they're all worthless


Oh yeah, hadn't thought of combining it with EAT call ins. That might actually be really fucking good.
if the game spam's chargers, spam EAT hellpods on them >:)
The orbital explosive one should have applied to 500 kg also, would make it worthwhile
Man, people are really rearing to go on those samples today, played one round and we got about 70 samples total 
True!
Upgrading the reload speed comes with a free 'nerf' to your Super Destroyer.
You now have to run a few metres further to get to the terminal
At least it makes the reload speed a bit better, reloads everything before you know it
Potential Strategem weapon as well?

Probably getting some guns with warbond too
Still no guarantees the warbond drops 2nd thursday of the month since AH wants to bake em a bit longer
more likely towards the end of the month or even next
I wonder how long does it take them to illuminate
A few more black holes
... Anti tank mines
Brother, there is no warbond this month
Oof
ok so, all these bs articles about "helldiver game is kil :(((" aint true, right?
this supposed 10% of original playerbase is just because of no content for a little while, right?
that and the psn thing
it was never gonna keep the 400k it had at launch lets be real
i'd be surprised if it kept even 200k ngl
launch was arguably the best time to play
It's just not a game you can keep the group of people who joined on launch interested in
since all the stuff you had/could unlock was very usable
well yeah, thats just how games with a big ass launch go
but the game isn't gonna plop dead to, say, only a thousand or less players, right?
I think it'll hover around 30-40k concurrent max personally
then on content launches jump to like 100k for a day
If you look at the stats, this had basically no impact
it didn't have an impact in current players
i mean, that's not awful, as long as the galactic war gets balanced around that, so we dont just get bulldozed because we dont have enough people
Right, thats what you meant, ok ๐
a lot of people got really turned off from the game because of the PSN thing, regardless if Sony went back and didn't make PSN necessary, because there are countries that are still restricted from buying it, and that's enough to make people not wanna play, even though it doesn't effect them
so helldivers is an extraction shooter ya?
no
yeah its exageration , because the game had 600k at some point
so now it has 30-45k usually at peak hours, then indeed it lost 90%
but 45k ppl is still a lot
indeed the PSN thing left a sour taste unfortunately and it still hasnt been reverted 100% , you still cant buy it / gift it
so ppl in those countries, even tho they managed to slip away with their copy on release, they cant play with a friend for example if they want

Sony should stop coping hard on the PSN and let people buy the damn game already
See thing is
I'ts very clear they want to push their PSN on every PC game they can
bceause it's like their next bussiness strat
God of war, sekiro, etc
Would be a shame if the cough freeware version ran better because it doesn't have stupid DRM/AC's
Nononono, take a page from EA. It's not a Freeware version, it's a Surprise acquisition
Will more content be added at some point? It feels like all the same missions.
Need a higher difficulty too.
I dunno, If you feel 9 isn't challenging just play 9 with randoms
2 modules down, 4 more to go
what are yall yapping bro, sony doesnt add drm to their games
Really wish we could pull excess requisition slips into some tangible bonuses
N Guard
helldivers is an online game
i dont count online games, you used single player examples
Yeah and uh
Helldivers still runs like shit because it has a worthless anti cheat
that doesn't really work
so fuck off Alex
thats an anti cheat
not drm
DRM/AC's
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and you cant get a freeware version, cus its always online
Keep moving your goalpost bozo
i never moved my goal post your honor, i have only spoken about drm
in other news hide your breastmilk people
rise to glory or fall into the breastmilk abyss
cant wait for the hulks to have multi stage bossfights with aoe and homing attacks
is it safe to come out? Is the horny posting over?

I'm sure they need their youth camps lol

Patch next week, bet or no bet?
Slav- ughh i mean Page, carry my Spear backpack
likely patch, just no warbond
It was the goat from start to even now, people will riot if its nerfed
omfg the new ship upgrades 
i am going to hate farming rares
at least all of them are actually useful
except for the fact that they give such a small fucking change 
Old but gold
like this is the problem rn
we captured Meissa
Immediately get task to defend Meissa
Like can we change the fucking planet at least
we gotta keep defending X-45 for almost no gains lol
I'm at 3 modules down, 3 more to go for the new ones
if nothing else, at least my ship looks kitted out
im not even gonna bother with the new ones, i dont even have the jungle warbond yet
I'm not looking forward to when Tier 6 modules drop
it's a farm fest with our low cap now
wtf is this
why'd they remake the format
Issue day 1 , they want the war stagnant as possible










