off-topic

[peak spruce]

Aight thanks

[minor radish]

Chicken nugget

[proud veldt]

Literally what did you expect

[proud veldt]

What for

[peak spruce]

Youll see

[minor radish]

In the news?

[proud veldt]

In sn2 chat?

[peak spruce]

yeah, If it was subnautica related it was going there, otherwise it would be in media

[minor radish]

https://tenor.com/view/xdzuiro-gif-21872932

[minor radish]

Damn

[proud veldt]

You just needed a word to write somewhere? Why tho

[proud veldt]

Wrong chat

[peak spruce]

I dont know

[proud veldt]

[peak spruce]

Id like to think theres a method to my madness, what that method is, I dont yet know

[drowsy adder]

[junior tusk]

Eh im not that tired really

[solar fulcrum]

Boyfriend

[junior tusk]

Btw chat its my birthday
Presents can be dropped off on my porch

[solar fulcrum]

They where supposed to go on the porch? Sorry i left it under ur bed, next to where i sleep

/j ofc

[junior tusk]

Oh alright thats fine

[blissful summit]

I'm at a hackathon in Austria and so far I've seen 2 people get drawn as furries

[brave hearth]

damn my bad I forgot to get you presents bro

[spiral igloo]

can someone ping me in sn chat

[spiral igloo]

i haven't gotten your gift yet i ordered it but i haven't gotten it yet because i ordered it but i hasn't gotten it yet

[keen ridge]

why tho

[spiral igloo]

did you do it

[keen ridge]

why tho

[spiral igloo]

nvm kenny did it

[junior tusk]

I did

[spiral igloo]

ill remember that

also happy birthday

[spiral igloo]

it's a long story

[boreal snow]

Hi

My name is Caz

[keen ridge]

well what's the long story tho

[spiral igloo]

i don't have time to say it all

im a very busy person

[spiral igloo]

hi

how are you?

[boreal snow]

Goo slime hru

[spiral igloo]

am p goo too

[boreal snow]

Where Caz ??

[spiral igloo]

i don't think it's in ts server anymore

[boreal snow]

Ruh roh

@szarr

Uh oh

[junior tusk]

Thanks

[spiral igloo]

yw slime

[rocky field]

yes a few

[spiral igloo]

js keep sliming

[rocky field]

"what a good wife, she would be"

[spiral igloo]

like what

[rocky field]

i'll dm you

[spiral igloo]

they're too freaky for ts place?

[rocky field]

anyways

[inland shuttle]

I am still alive

I see this as an absolute god damn win

Plus I also have sausages and mash potato and gravy!

[spiral igloo]

awesomesauce

[rocky field]

nice?

[inland shuttle]

For clarification I’ve almost died 4 times during the Christmas period

[rocky field]

jesus

[inland shuttle]

So, good news I guess!

Idk I’m just tryna be positive

Multiple tonic clonic seizures are no joke lmao

[rocky field]

nice

[radiant mulch]

Wheyyyyy yummers

[rocky field]

not nice

[radiant mulch]

Yes seizures sound so nice and lovely mmm

[rocky field]

dude not like that

my wifi was being silly

[rocky field]

nice to this

[radiant mulch]

Too late no taksie backsies!!

[rocky field]

dude

[inland shuttle]

In fairness, doing the fish out of water dance does burn a lot of calories, so it’s a positive for my weight

[rocky field]

not this morning ffs

[radiant mulch]

:D mr brightside fr

[inland shuttle]

Plus in UK hospitals they bring you sandwiches and snacks and stuff like 3 times a day

[solar fulcrum]

Today is the 9th anniversary of my inability to process my nans death

[inland shuttle]

Like bro, imagine getting free sandwiches and apple juice as an adult

[radiant mulch]

Imagine getting food in hospital (I couldn’t eat before surgery)

[inland shuttle]

Sorry to hear it my dude
Make sure you take care of yourself, emotions are a real mfer

[solar fulcrum]

💀

[inland shuttle]

Dude the whole not being able to drink water thing is so miserable, I’m so sorry to hear that

Hope your surgery went as smoothly as it could ❤️

Surgery sucks

[radiant mulch]

It was at midnight too 🙏 emergency surgery and vomiting the uh like lost river brine fr it yeah :c

[radiant mulch]

It wasn’t too shabby :D

[inland shuttle]

HELL YEA
we take those W’s

Positive mindset

[radiant mulch]

Yip yip yippeeee

[solar fulcrum]

Only time ive ever gone to the hospital for more than a bad anxiety attack, ion even remember it, all i remember is slipping off my dads car bonnet, and cutting inbetween my big toe and the toe next to it, then passin out cause blood, then proceeded to wake up in the hospital 2 hours later with a cast on my foot

[inland shuttle]

I am sending good vibes, I have told my cat to do the same, and that little guy is evil so if anyone messes with you I’ve got the link for their execution

[rocky field]

tf is your username

[radiant mulch]

Awwww so sweet, thank you captain

[inland shuttle]

I actually didn’t even notice the swastika

[rocky field]

😭

[inland shuttle]

In fairness it is the Buddhist symbol for peace

If it’s the other way around it’s a swastika

[rocky field]

could be seen in a horrible way sadly

[solar fulcrum]

Fun fact: the swastika is actually a peace symbol, its the diagonal one that isnt

[rocky field]

thats news to me

[radiant mulch]

That kinda uh, doesn’t feel that way when you also have “SS”

[analog swallow]

why is there a nazi in here

[ornate plover]

the SS and 88 are not related to the Buddhist symbol tho sooo

[radiant mulch]

Or the two lightning strikes

[rocky field]

smh

[solar fulcrum]

Buddhism has had the swastika for centuries, angry mustache man adopted it and rotated it for evil

[rocky field]

are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it

[inland shuttle]

Honestly, I have a problem with their name, just cause how family friendly we keep this discord
Like I can’t even use my actual name here cause it’s the short version of Richard so .-.

[peak spruce]

I’m feeling really hostile all of a sudden

[radiant mulch]

Oh yeah I didn’t even see the 88 either

[rocky field]

yeah fair

[rocky field]

real

then change yo name 😭

[ornate plover]

just ping mods I'm headed to work

[rocky field]

alright have a good one cerbi

[radiant mulch]

Oh yeah <@&85343211593166848> nazi guy

3 of them I only know as nazi symbols

[peak spruce]

Beat me too it

[rocky field]

bad username above for context

[radiant mulch]

Right oka mate

Thanks mods

[rocky field]

ty mods

[naive sentinel]

I just woke up

jk I'm on the metro

[radiant mulch]

What a lovely thing to wake up to!

[solar fulcrum]

The profile picture was also an angry man uniform person

[rocky field]

lmao 😭

[radiant mulch]

Oh okay what a lovely thing to read on the metro!

[naive sentinel]

Indeed! Waking up to no chat cooldown

[solar fulcrum]

Pebble still using the avatar decoration i gifted em lets go

[naive sentinel]

Get good

[radiant mulch]

:c

[naive sentinel]

I'm NEVER taking it off

Not even during shower

[naive sentinel]

:3

[rocky field]

tf was that

[radiant mulch]

It looks electric…

[naive sentinel]

It was me!

I think

I'm pebble, right?

[rocky field]

the thing that got insta deleted?

[radiant mulch]

Flip a coin!

[naive sentinel]

pebbles don't have arms, nor funds :( pls donate a coin

[radiant mulch]

Oh uh well what if I find that comical

Even if I donated a coin you couldn’t flip it either!

God damn scammers

[rocky field]

anyways i gotta go get ready for school

see yall later

[spiral igloo]

have fun at schoo trend

[junior tusk]

See ya

Enjoy it

[radiant mulch]

Oh woah hi happy Joe

[junior tusk]

Im happy indded

[radiant mulch]

Why so happy?

[junior tusk]

i was born today

[radiant mulch]

Oh conga rats!!

[junior tusk]

thank you ser

[naive sentinel]

I got caught in the act 😔 can I get a coin for my honesty?

[naive sentinel]

woa happy birth!

[junior tusk]

thank you pebble

[solar fulcrum]

Rip americans, school dont start for another week here in aus

[radiant mulch]

Wow and still not even apologising but asking for MORE money! This behaviour disgusts me

[naive sentinel]

hi I'm pebble gf I stole her fone, send us a bitcoin to flip and see whos right

woah no cooldown

she lives a roayl life here I see

luxurieus

[radiant mulch]

I can’t afford bitcoin :c but wow if your living the luxurious live why do I need to send anything!! I’m the peasant here

[knotty plaza]

Happy annual celebration of your existence

[naive sentinel]

pebble told me to say "indeed you are"

but I think you're cool and shouls give us money

[radiant mulch]

Awwww man well you tell pebble they a meanie head

[naive sentinel]

done!

she said gladly

[radiant mulch]

Yayyy

[naive sentinel]

dw she can't be mean to me

[worthy stone]

@wary tusk radium may be long lived but uranium 238 is based immortal at 4.5 billion year halflife

[naive sentinel]

because I get sad and she gets sad when I get sad

[wary tusk]

Yup

[knotty plaza]

Halflife 4,5

[worthy stone]

Age of earth pretty much

[solar fulcrum]

Me when i leave my uranium for 4.5 billion years and find out someone replaced it with lead

[radiant mulch]

You should totally abuse that power of being sad to make pebble get you a coin!

[wary tusk]

Age of observable universe

[naive sentinel]

woah, ima use it right now sk ggat she byy me boba

[worthy stone]

No

[wary tusk]

Isn't univers 5billion old

[solar fulcrum]

The universe as far as we have aged is 13 billion yrs old

[wary tusk]

Oh mb

[worthy stone]

Its like 13.6

[radiant mulch]

That’s the spirit! (Although I think you misspelled a few words)

[wary tusk]

Must be our sun then

[solar fulcrum]

The earth is 4.5 billion yrs old, our sun is only a few hundred million yrs older i think (correct me if im wrong)

[worthy stone]

Also when you realise the water you drink is older then the sun

[junior tusk]

thank you uncreative name

[naive sentinel]

sorry metro was doing brbrbrbrb vroooom

[radiant mulch]

Aw man how dare it

[naive sentinel]

mods, pls ban metro

wait, pebbels is mod!

im baninh metro

[solar fulcrum]

I love how the mass extinction that happened 2.2 billion years ago isnt taught about in school but the dinosaurs are

[radiant mulch]

You have the power!!

[peak spruce]

AC-130 or Orbital laser

[blazing hatch]

andylandy (ID 1162364336627527712)

🔨 Banned metrobytmobile#0 (ID 434865618404114464)
📄Reason: Going brbrbbrbr vroom (Logs)

Expires after: 420 weeks

🔨 Banned metrobytmobile for 8 years and 2 weeks

[worthy stone]

Also every thing in the universe is either going to thrn into leptons (muons tauons and electrons) and photons or will turn into iron depending if protons decay in 10^3200 years

[inland shuttle]

Why does the automod have problems with British swears that aren’t even real swears ;-;

[radiant mulch]

They dislike us

[rocky field]

tf happened

[solar fulcrum]

Fake ban

[rocky field]

ah right

[radiant mulch]

Pebbles girlfriend don’t like the metro

[solar fulcrum]

Mods can i get a fake ban frdr

[inland shuttle]

Like I can say twit, but I can’t say the version of it with an “a” in the middle ;-;

[radiant mulch]

Yeah man that’s way too far

[peak spruce]

I could never be fake banned, ||Again||

[inland shuttle]

In spite of them basically being the same thing and not even a swear to us

[inland shuttle]

I am a discriminated people

Truly, my life is tragic

[worthy stone]

Becouse that has a meaning that is a certain body part that 50% of the population have

Omg my spelling

[inland shuttle]

… that’s what it means in America?!
No I thought that was a bloody joke

[radiant mulch]

Hey captain im in the same boat

[worthy stone]

One im not American and two thats a meaning

[solar fulcrum]

I (jokingly) make fun of my friend for being second generation australian (their grandfather is British)

[inland shuttle]

Wait wait is it like slang that kids use to refer to that body part or is it literally like adults refer to it like that?

[worthy stone]

Both

[inland shuttle]

Well I can kinda understand how we both use the C word casually but Americans and non natives find it super offensive

[inland shuttle]

I honestly thought people were messing with me when they told me that .-.

[worthy stone]

[inland shuttle]

Gosh damn it now I’ve gotta decide between playing subnautica or sleep

[solar fulcrum]

As an australian our language is wild, mate means something bad usually

[worthy stone]

Yep

[solar fulcrum]

No i mean like

'Mate your a (insert word)'

[worthy stone]

Yes

[solar fulcrum]

Ig its what happens when u put all of the british prisoners on an island and make em do the hard work

[inland shuttle]

Yeah weirdest thing I’ve heard from Australian slang is calling someone champ, means they’re into dudes, which for me was just, like what lmao

Am I ignorant or is that actually a thing

Maybe someone was just messing with me

[solar fulcrum]

Ive never personally heard it but tbf i dont go outside alot

[inland shuttle]

Fair enough

Same tbf
My cat is inside, why would I leave

[solar fulcrum]

Fun fact: boomerangs didnt originally return to the user

It was a British modification

[inland shuttle]

So did they fly straight or was it just a little bit curved

[solar fulcrum]

Honestly idk

We lost alot of history the minute we eradicated 200+ languages

(Most tribes had their own variation of the same or similar languages)

Iirc we only have 4 languages still around

[inland shuttle]

In fairness Australia was basically started as “let’s make this island a prison”, so I’m not all surprised that happened

[solar fulcrum]

1 of them is going extinct

[inland shuttle]

Wait what bloody language do Aussies speak other than English

[solar fulcrum]

Even worse: the aboriginals believed the British where their ancestors spirits, so they welcomed them to their home, just to be met with violence and murder

[inland shuttle]

Christ, that is grim lmao

[solar fulcrum]

English mostly multicultural country so we got a mix of everything

[inland shuttle]

Bloody hell that’s about as bad as when we did the smallpox blankets stuff

[solar fulcrum]

If u think thats bad, look up the australian stolen generation

[inland shuttle]

Well it’s glad to hear you’ve still got a bit of the original history still alive

[inland shuttle]

Okay I am bookmarking that and not looking until I’ve actually managed to eat something cause I suspect I’ll be losing my appetite lmao

[solar fulcrum]

It took us 100 yrs to even muster an apology for displacing families and eradicating entire cultures, and then the government kicked the prime minister who made the apology out

[inland shuttle]

Well it’s not great to be associated with what sounds like genocide I suppose

[solar fulcrum]

I got aboriginal dna in me but i dont identify as aboriginal because a) not enough to class as aboriginal imo and b)im white, one of my ancestors took part in the stolen generation

We still have a tribe of aboriginals that still live the way they all used to

Once the British arrived and they got wind of the violence, they moved further inland

[rocky field]

omw to school

[solar fulcrum]

They are a friendly group too from what i have heard

[inland shuttle]

Probably a good idea, we did kinda commit so many war crimes we had to invent the concept of war crimes .-.

Only people who might even rival us are the Canadians

[solar fulcrum]

There was an american guy who went missing for 10 yrs here in aus, and he was spotted walking out of the outback, and when he got found by someone he said he was living with a group of aboriginals as he wanted to see what their lifestyle was like

[inland shuttle]

Which is just weird to think about

[mental heath]

Always remember that school is only temporary.

[inland shuttle]

School might be temporary but learning is forever :3

For instance, just the other day, I learnt that I’m an idiot

Every day truly is an adventure

[solar fulcrum]

Fun fact about australia: we used to have crocodiles that looked similar to horses

Ima post a photo in #memes-and-media

[rocky field]

yup

[inland shuttle]

It should be a crime against god for crocodiles to have feet longer than a foot

[mental heath]

Ayo dawg relatable.

[solar fulcrum]

U seen the image?

[inland shuttle]

Yeah and I now want to unsee it

[solar fulcrum]

It went extinct 40 thousand years ago

Around the time the aboriginals first arrived in australia

They couldnt compete with us

[modern blade]

school makes your brain wrinkly and thats good

[solar fulcrum]

Yoo its artie

[inland shuttle]

I have decided that sleep is a myth and now I am playing funny fish game cause I don’t wanna see what nightmares I’ll see after thinking of a “rollypolly murder fish 3 times the size of anything you’d find in Florida”

[rocky field]

ion want wrinkles tho

i dont wanna be olddddd

[solar fulcrum]

Lemme quote something i said 5 mins before i turned 18:
'Wait no now i have to pay taxes no pls i beg dont let me turn 18'

[rocky field]

yup

i wanna be 18 but i also really dont

[solar fulcrum]

Being 18 is cool, everyone thinks im 16 irl

Im 22 now and still pass for 16

[inland shuttle]

Wait is is against the rules to admit to tax evasion

[rocky field]

i hate being my age rn bec i want to be able to do more with my life but also i dont wanna have to deal with the responsibility of being able to do more with my life

[rocky field]

hmmm i wonder why you ask

[solar fulcrum]

I didnt pay my taxes for 3 yrs (i paid it last yr tho)

[rocky field]

anyways i'm here bye guys see yall in a few hours

[inland shuttle]

Technically it’s not a crime, so I think I’m in the clear
Yeah I’m 25 and I’ve never paid yearly taxes

[solar fulcrum]

Y u goin to school at 1 am

Fun fact of the day: columbus wasnt the first non native american to discover america

The vikings where

[rocky field]

7:00 am

[radiant mulch]

Bro keeps saying bye and NOT leaving smh

[inland shuttle]

could always be worse

they could keep saying theyll stay and then leaving

like my dad

[peak spruce]

BT come back

[ornate plover]

kenny said he was going to sleep like 8 times last night, not sure he ever made it to bed

[brave hearth]

He fought a war on his way to bed

[ornate plover]

happens to the best of us

[brave hearth]

If you actually went to school you'd understand

[frank zealot]

[peak spruce]

[obtuse egret]

Mister leaf

[radiant mulch]

I literally go to college

[brave hearth]

How the hell you got time for that and torturing me

[brave hearth]

What's up

[inland shuttle]

wait did they add the recylotron to subnautica 1?

[obtuse egret]

Nothing i just forgot to say one of those for a while 😔

[brave hearth]

Wow...

[obtuse egret]

Did they? I don't think so

It wouldn't fit in since there's no ruins to get the print from

[inland shuttle]

this is so sad

[radiant mulch]

Machinery son

[ornate plover]

didn't know you had a robot kid

[obtuse egret]

I'm in college rn 😭

[peak spruce]

Sons nanomachine!

[drowsy adder]

patriot of the sons

[brave hearth]

Get tf off discord bro 😭

[mighty parcel]

We all should

[solar fulcrum]

I think my sisters dog is lonely

Aside from me hes the only one awake

Also he seems to notice that im a bit jumpy in the dark

[junior tusk]

dude terraria is so cool ive been playing it for so long

[solar fulcrum]

Cause he just started staring at where i keep glancing at and he seems to he a bit tense

[spiral igloo]

am back chat

[drowsy adder]

i assume youre having fun
might wanna take a break tho imo

might just be me though

[spiral igloo]

is it really that fun

[junior tusk]

mind yo own business

[solar fulcrum]

Yk how when an animal has bonded to you that if it sense that ur afraid they start scanning the area for potential causes, and if ur staring at a specific spot it will to, well my sisters dog just growled quietly and then looked at me after he stopped growling, breh (lack of sleep caught up to me, seein things that arent actually there, dogs trynna help calm me down)

Also i think lil dude thinks i needa go to the toilet cause he keeps following me everywhere and trying to take me outside

I go downstairs to get a drink? Boom hes at the front door, i take him outside, and he watches me

[ornate plover]

it's kinda the opposite for me and my cats, if I hear something and the cats aren't interested then I brush it off as nothing...if it piques their interest, I get up and look

[solar fulcrum]

See, im just jumpy with the dark, and im a beacon for fear lol

I get paranoid easy, so i skip a step in the fear process

[radiant mulch]

Yeah he was expensive but hey he tortures well

[ornate plover]

i'm a little jealous

[brave hearth]

you torture your child too

[radiant mulch]

Fear motivates working better than a wage

[brave hearth]

I'd take money over fear anyday

In exchange for work

[radiant mulch]

You’d prefer it in an ideal world but you should know best of anyone in this household

[brave hearth]

this aint my household even

I've literally been abducted

[radiant mulch]

Didn’t say it was and it ain’t meant to be

[brave hearth]

thEn LEMME go

[radiant mulch]

Trust me the streets are worse

[versed spruce]

got less than 2 hours of sleep

[opal valley]

the hell is happening here

[opal valley]

Rip

[brave hearth]

Nothing can be worse than this

[drowsy adder]

what about infernum polterghast @versed spruce

[versed spruce]

:hopeless:

[junior tusk]

Terraria
Calamity refrence

[drowsy adder]

...yeah?

[versed spruce]

Is it a reference if it’s a direct mention

[junior tusk]

Yea i recognised that

[solar fulcrum]

My face when its 3 am and the tall dude now doesnt look like a dude, but looks like a tall skinny guy that looks like he hasnt eaten in weeks

[drowsy adder]

huh

[peak spruce]

Thats why I have Bed knife

[solar fulcrum]

The lack of sleep has gotten to me chat

[drowsy adder]

i swear offtopic is just schizo ramblings atp

[knotty plaza]

Toilet knife

[peak spruce]

Always has been

[solar fulcrum]

Ik bros not real i just love the attention to detail my brains put in by showin it open my bedroom door

[peak spruce]

Those exist

[drowsy adder]

may as well have the walls be knives

[solar fulcrum]

Yes, but just to state it: i have been tested for schizo, a few times actually by dif ppl, all came back negative, im just easily paranoid with an overactive imagination that bleeds into my perception of reality

[peak spruce]

I just have self induced schizophrenia

[solar fulcrum]

I don't even need to be paranoid to see things

Im always seein things, the paranoia just makes it freaky

[peak spruce]

I get bored and see things

[knotty plaza]

You punch a hole in the wall to rip out your wall knife

[drowsy adder]

im not locked in here with you youre locked in here with me

[peak spruce]

I punched a bag on a pole then the pole broke and flew 10 feet into my wall once

[drowsy adder]

[peak spruce]

Well technically it was my door

[solar fulcrum]

Like rn im not actually paranoid, i stopped fearing the things i see, if i do i throw something at it to verify that its not real and it calms me fown

Cause the way it works with bleeding into my perception of reality, is it screws with my senses, if i wanted to i could probs give it a hand shake and feel its hand (the sensation of its hand)

My hand would go thru it tho

Cause it aint real

I just dont like being close to the things i see

[peak spruce]

Bed gun

(Please Dont keep a loaded firearm outside of a secure case)

[opal valley]

med gun, (tf2)

[drowsy adder]

unloaded
and ig learn how to load quickly

[peak spruce]

(Please dont Fire Syringes filled with mystery liquid at people)

[drowsy adder]

literally 1984

[opal valley]

nu uh will do it

[inland shuttle]

Your honor, I was simply going goblin mode

[zenith vale]

so like the red plague mod, i didnt know it changed so much. i am very curious about it, does it have its own lore as to why everything is going all dead space?

[peak spruce]

I like Deadspace It’s in my top 5

[zenith vale]

yeah deadspace is really cool

[opal valley]

deltarune tommorow

[ornate plover]

what's that

[spice plover]

What do you think about the Lego Peace Lily set?

[spiral igloo]

fraud tomorrow reference

[round bronze]

When is this game coming out?

It’s been ages

[junior tusk]

2026 aka this year

[half socket]

Will the developers make a Super Subnautica Kart game when subnautica 2 is finished?

[ornate plover]

it's part of subnautica 2, we race tadpoles

[peak spruce]

Didnt Obraxis say something about wanting to see Full built race tracks

[ornate plover]

yeah it would be pretty sweet to do that

[half socket]

Will there be item boxes with coins and shells and stuff?

[peak spruce]

Honestly it would be funny if they did that to make fun of "loot boxes"

[rocky field]

hi chat

first day back to school wasnt bad tbh

[undone hamlet]

Faaahhh

[rocky field]

raaaah

[opal valley]

is that the real reaper leviathan from popular survival indie game subnautica

[undone hamlet]

Yea

Come to the crash zone theres resources here

[half socket]

What is your opinion on ghost leviathan?

[undone hamlet]

Hes chopped

We don't talk about gargantuan leviathan tho

[rocky field]

omw home to hop on raft right away

[half socket]

I don't like the gargantuan leviathan.

[undone hamlet]

Honestly

Yea I don't rlly like it either...

I don't rlly like the "SUPER BIG = SCARY" thing

[half socket]

Yeah

[undone hamlet]

Anything as big as ME could be scary enough lol

[ornate plover]

it's just a pile of bones, nothin' scary about that

[peak spruce]

I cast "Reanimate the Dead"

[half socket]

Reaper leviathan is as big as 2 whole blue whales. I feel like it may or may not already be big enough. There is no point to a 5 kilometer baboon eel.

[undone hamlet]

Let my grandpa rest in peace

[undone hamlet]

Yea exactly

I'm big enough

[kindred bay]

4D chess

[topaz lake]

none this year! 🎉

[proud veldt]

and last year?

[topaz lake]

I don't remember

but I do remember documents being leaked on a minecraft discord called "thug shaker central"

[proud veldt]

ah yea

but thats like a few years old

[topaz lake]

so yeah we're not associated

I don't think anyone leaked anything last year

[proud veldt]

158 days since the last leak

[drowsy adder]

thug shaker central... now thats a name ive heard
relatively recently actually that felt like it happened 5 minutes ago

[proud veldt]

1 of april 25 there was a leak

[drowsy adder]

wdym since last year

[proud veldt]

i only heard of it from the russian badger

[drowsy adder]

like in the last 7 days? have you not heard about the whole ubisoft situation

oh nvm classified documents

i guess that counts since its still company property but its not that crazy

[proud veldt]

warthunder documents

[proud veldt]

wait what happened at ubisoft

they should just close th studio ngl

[drowsy adder]

7 different groups got backend access, banned streamers for 67 days, distributed trillions worth of rainbow six skins and stuff, subsequently crashed the economy, got the servers down for an entire day, and are also (apparently) in posession of every ubisoft file since the 90s including upcoming projects

[proud veldt]

damn

[drowsy adder]

they are 100% going bankrupt this year its on my bingo card

[proud veldt]

bruh the 67 days is crazy

[drowsy adder]

theyve been knee deep in financial problems for years

[proud veldt]

go bet on it /j

[drowsy adder]

that was the 6th group, they came in for 5 minutes to literally just do that and then left

[topaz lake]

🎉

[proud veldt]

did you hear abt the woman who deleted the one website or app live on stage?

[drowsy adder]

the 1st did the rainbow six stuff, the 2nd and 3rd did the file stuff, the 5th was like a sheriff group that said that 3 was lying about how much stuff they have, and 1 has beef with 2 for reasons
idk about the 4th

its like a civil war in the ubisoft backend its the funniest crap ever

[topaz lake]

plot as complicated as dune

[proud veldt]

wth

they just be doing anything

[drowsy adder]

theres no way theyre making it to 2026 unless someone like tencent buys them

[junior tusk]

circle is thinking

[proud veldt]

ah yea thought so mb

[topaz lake]

🔵

[junior tusk]

think circle think we believe in you

[kindred bay]

🔵 ...

[indigo cave]

rule 1 pls :3

[proud veldt]

borketh are you a furry?

[drowsy adder]

is sky blue

[ornate plover]

the blue circle is blue

[drowsy adder]

wait what borketh is 21

i thought she was like 30 something

[radiant mulch]

Guess my age!!! Frfr meow :3 deep frying

[topaz lake]

🤯

no one?

[drowsy adder]

13

[drowsy adder]

huh

[opal valley]

31

[topaz lake]

"who am I talking to"

[peak spruce]

Overplayed Joke

[drowsy adder]

hears a word

they say

[ornate plover]

serdemon is 17, possibly 18 depending on when their birthday is

[naive sentinel]

Serdemon is 58

[peak spruce]

My age is a timeline

[naive sentinel]

Beep boop

[peak spruce]

I’m not real anyway

[naive sentinel]

It's funny you say that, because one of our mods is way over 70

[opal valley]

rdunlap?

[naive sentinel]

Me

I'm just hip with the kids and such

[opal valley]

oh, of course

[mental heath]

I miss Rdunlap.

[naive sentinel]

What happened? Didn't he send a silly meme earlier today??

Also, be respectful please

[mental heath]

No clue.

[radiant mulch]

13-58 is a wild age range for me

[peak spruce]

Where?

[ornate plover]

he was chatting the other day after we pinged mods for something

[mental heath]

That's why you won mod of the year!

[radiant mulch]

Pebbles closest ofc

[naive sentinel]

You can't just offend someone and go "no offense"

[opal valley]

saying no offense doesn't make it not offensive 😭

[gilded drum]

speaking of rdunlap, where the hell is he?

[radiant mulch]

Under there!

[naive sentinel]

Under where??

[radiant mulch]

Hehehehehehehhehehehe I mades you say underwear!!!!

[gilded drum]

thank you andy for taking the shot for me

[naive sentinel]

Taking the hit for the fam

Please remember me

[gilded drum]

I have been upgraded to the status of "fam"

[radiant mulch]

I absolutely love fooling innocent people!!!

[naive sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cat-cat-trip-cat-fall-kitty-gif-14426836968979840999

[radiant mulch]

I’m so devious

[gilded drum]

so, old people

[mental heath]

More like not-so-innocent.

[radiant mulch]

Hey I’m hip with them youngsters

[peak spruce]

My age range is sometime between the release of Halo 1-3

[gilded drum]

wow... I didn't know you were chill like that

[radiant mulch]

Innocent and demons, everyone in between!!!

[radiant mulch]

Smh my head I am one of them chillllllll folk innit

[gilded drum]

man, that guy is so cool

[naive sentinel]

Did you just say... "innit"...?

[mental heath]

I'm an angel.

[naive sentinel]

Guys can we execute this br*tish individual?

[gilded drum]

"innit"?

[radiant mulch]

I did not utter such words from my mouth however it would indeed appear I did type that combination of letters into this discord channel

[radiant mulch]

Hm maybe that’s why you wasn’t fooled

[mental heath]

I'm too dumb to be fooled.

[radiant mulch]

Yes, innit, to in the nit

[gilded drum]

oh wow... and I get warned for mentioning a murdering method of the 1940s

tsk tsk tsk...

[radiant mulch]

Hey I detect rule breaking

[naive sentinel]

Uhmmm uhhh ermmn

[gilded drum]

andy you need a 6 month timeout

[peak spruce]

[blazing hatch]

andylandy (ID 1162364336627527712)

🔨 Banned andylandy#0 (ID 1162364336627527712)
📄Reason: mod abuse (Logs)

Expires after: 420 weeks

🔨 Banned andylandy for 8 years and 2 weeks

[radiant mulch]

I thought nobody was above the law!

[mental heath]

Y'all gotta remember that I'm an idiot.

[peak spruce]

Same

[radiant mulch]

Thank god I felt so endangered

[mental heath]

Oh

[spiral igloo]

hi chat

[radiant mulch]

Sorry I forgot, what are you again

[gilded drum]

you're safe now @radiant mulch

[mental heath]

A Matt

[radiant mulch]

Time for my next victim, and oo look they or just under there!

[gilded drum]

where?

[spiral igloo]

it saves time

[mental heath]

God typing on a treadmill is so hard.

[radiant mulch]

Like one I stand on?

[mental heath]

Yeah

[radiant mulch]

Just about right under there!!

[ornate plover]

laundro-matt

[gilded drum]

and where might that be?

[radiant mulch]

Oh, well thanks for keeping my feet uh feety

[mental heath]

Yeah np

[peak spruce]

Nah you do it

[spiral igloo]

i have a button that types hi chat for me

[gilded drum]

FEET MENTIONED!!! that's nsfw... ban him mods

[radiant mulch]

Yeah under uhh just uh look like down where I’m pointing and it’s below that object right under there!!!!

[peak spruce]

[radiant mulch]

Feet metioned mentioned!!! Ban him mods

[gilded drum]

real original

[mental heath]

Banned

[ornate plover]

even the forward embed failed :(

[spiral igloo]

no

[ornate plover]

it's not a loophole lol

you can paste gif links but they will always embed fail

[peak spruce]

Is this embed fail

[radiant mulch]

Hahah laugh at everyone embed fail!

[spiral igloo]

not really

[ornate plover]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-mine-grapes-no-touchy-don't-touch-gif-8276639324165057901

[radiant mulch]

Hahahahha laugh at this user embed fail!!

[mental heath]

Y'all ain't getting gifs.

[half socket]

https://tenor.com/view/mamma-mia-oh-my-surprised-super-mario64-mario-gif-15088897

[ornate plover]

they get auto deleted in #subnautica-2-chat

[radiant mulch]

What if I put a cherry on top

[mental heath]

No.

[radiant mulch]

Awwwww

[frank zealot]

I'm gay

[gilded drum]

ooooh... I see it. Yea, go get em'

[peak spruce]

You know what, fine

[radiant mulch]

Fr we should revolt

[opal valley]

true

[mental heath]

Now behave.

[peak spruce]

Hold on give me a minute

[half socket]

Santa clause is real

[frank zealot]

How do you know?

[gilded drum]

psychic powers

[peak spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343294799800701020/1426196149752041624/IMG_5801.gif

There

[frank zealot]

[radiant mulch]

Oh you do? Well I didn’t think you could see them from where you are, maybe your eyes are a little hard seeing, sure you don’t need to ask any more questions about where it is?

[peak spruce]

I have failed

[frank zealot]

Helldivers

[radiant mulch]

Like hundreds of before and hundreds yet to come…

[peak spruce]

Except this time it was on purpose, so Did I really fail?

[gilded drum]

hm, you might be right. It's location is quite blurry to me. So, where are they?

[radiant mulch]

Uh then yeah you failed to fail

[peak spruce]

That would mean I succeeded

[radiant mulch]

Hmm well we already know they are under something so maybe specify where they might be under?

[radiant mulch]

But then by succeeding you succeeded, and therefore I say you fail

[gilded drum]

noone will be sucking seeds. You will do the opposite of fail

[peak spruce]

Good

[gilded drum]

alright... under what exactly are they?

[half socket]

Are you joking about the server being strict?

[peak spruce]

Wouldn’t be as cool as the Official

[opal valley]

there isn't I don't think

I've made one but it's currently empty

[radiant mulch]

Wellll they are under a floorboard! And it’s right there but now you can’t see where I’m pointing!

[half socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198342784965415053/1458561613983649862/Click_this_for_free_pizza.gif?ex=696016db&is=695ec55b&hm=78a5f58b8076c7e6cbb0f0ba987607b971fb1be40bc88a036297a305e5836420&

[gilded drum]

dang... that's a shame. Guess I have to accept the fact that I'm blind

[peak spruce]

None of the rules are really hard to follow in the first place

[radiant mulch]

Wuh no your not blind you’ve got this

[gilded drum]

free pizza tho

[gilded drum]

you're*

I win

[radiant mulch]

Awww man

[gilded drum]

gg

[radiant mulch]

bg it was rigged from the start

[gilded drum]

my dumb

[radiant mulch]

I smelt funny business

Youer shizoprhnic

[gilded drum]

that's just the office dudes that don't shower

[peak spruce]

Yeure*

[gilded drum]

Yare Yare*

[radiant mulch]

Oh okay then, lucky guess but you admitted!

[gilded drum]

nuh uh

[opal valley]

done

[radiant mulch]

Yuh uh!!!

[gilded drum]

check again baboon

bafoon

[radiant mulch]

Message deleted!!

[half socket]

Y*

[gilded drum]

nuh uh... it was never there

[peak spruce]

Dudbehduebdbd

[radiant mulch]

I call funny business times TWO

[radiant mulch]

I don’t develop dementia until the future my past self said to me

[peak spruce]

Blublublublublublublu

[gilded drum]

GASP... how did he know. Thank god this is only my inner monologue so I don't have to worry about this getting out.

[spiral igloo]

am back chat

[gilded drum]

I call "No"

[radiant mulch]

Hmmmm, why can I hear someone’s inner mologue

[radiant mulch]

Oh okay then

Sorry to trouble you good day sir

[peak spruce]

Mind powers

[radiant mulch]

But I didn’t consent to gaining them!

[gilded drum]

must be those pesky psychic people

they always leave messages in my brain

sometimes it's images, or even videos

[radiant mulch]

How dare they!

[gilded drum]

sometimes it's crimes they have commited, but noone will believe me if I report it

and sometimes it's apples

a lot of apples

[radiant mulch]

Apples…

They good fried deep!

[half socket]

Subnautica

[gilded drum]

Subububtica

[ornate plover]

i've never had a fried apple, I bet it is good

[radiant mulch]

Instead of using your money to bet why not buy one

[ornate plover]

hmm where can I get a fried apple

[gilded drum]

b-b-b-b-b-but... gambling is fun

[radiant mulch]

From an apple with a really bad family relationship

[radiant mulch]

So is not starving!

But they do make the lights cool

[ornate plover]

the apple store might have something like that

[gilded drum]

hear me out... you gamble your own starvation and lose on purpose. That way, you're no longer starving

[radiant mulch]

Maybe, but I was thinking like an apple tree with one who needed to be exiled

[spiral igloo]

not starving...

[radiant mulch]

Oh that’s funnnn

[radiant mulch]

Butt mmmmm starving

[gilded drum]

the only problem is... I'm just way too good at winning

[spiral igloo]

don't starve

[gilded drum]

I doubled my own starvation once

[radiant mulch]

Together

But if a cabbage is telling me not to starve…

[gilded drum]

don't listen to cabbage

[radiant mulch]

Double it and give it to a wannabe starver

[gilded drum]

was just about to say that lol

[radiant mulch]

These damn mind readers smh

[gilded drum]

food only tastes good when you're starving

[radiant mulch]

Fr

That’s why I didn’t eat till I got buried in a grave

[gilded drum]

people will pay millions for starvation, cus they don't wanna wait

[radiant mulch]

Mmmmm splintered coffin wood 🤤

[spiral igloo]

what wood

[gilded drum]

that dirt must have tasted like 40 dollar steak

[radiant mulch]

That wood under there

[radiant mulch]

I had a 40 dollar stake from the coffin

[peak spruce]

Ah I see it

[spiral igloo]

under the dirt in a grave?

[radiant mulch]

Yeah bro

[gilded drum]

bro bought 40 dollar stake for the trip down with the money he got from selling starvation

[spiral igloo]

like a coffin...

[gilded drum]

serdemon... we're gonna be rich

[radiant mulch]

YIPPPPEEEEE

[radiant mulch]

Like mmmmm

[spiral igloo]

mmmmm

[formal furnace]

I know taht im preaty late but did they said in the dev log (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38xWO2AqDM8 min 1:02) Not like the other vehicles they made.

[formal furnace]

Corection: Larger vehicles they made

[spiral igloo]

what

[rocky field]

holy hell man

that was incredible

raft is my new favorite game now

[crude vault]

I was put off playing raft cause i don't wanna invest hours in making something nice and then have it destroyed by an internet player

[spiral igloo]

building your raft is fun

[ornate plover]

you can play raft solo, no random person can join and ruin your stuff

[spiral igloo]

well

[opal valley]

not anymore

we have 4 people

rule 5 is no advertising

[ornate plover]

well? like when you make the world you can set it so that only friends can join, or nobody can join

[opal valley]

I guess

[rocky field]

yes

huh

i wasnt talking to you vro...

[ornate plover]

i'm sorry i'm not joining another subnautica server

[rocky field]

me neither what

[opal valley]

we could knock on everyone's dms like jehovah witnesses

/j

[ornate plover]

that's what they're doing..

[rocky field]

that'd get you banned

[opal valley]

oh.

[azure turret]

Hello im new here

[ornate plover]

hello! welcome

[azure turret]

🙂

[half socket]

Hello

[opal valley]

hello new here

[azure turret]

[rocky field]

@mental heath mind if i dm you rq

[azure turret]

I have a big room and dont know how decorate it

[mental heath]

Go for it.

[rocky field]

cool

[opal valley]

no

what is it time for 😭

I didn't sign up for this

LIAR

I'm unaffiliated

[half socket]

Wow

[rocky field]

#memes-and-media

you can't be talking about unprofessionalism

[undone hamlet]

Come to the crash zone theres resources there /trust me

[rocky field]

smh

[ornate plover]

memes and media is just offtopic but with image perms

[rocky field]

yup

[azure turret]

Somebady can help me

[ornate plover]

#subnautica-chat has image perms too but it needs to be kept on topic

[rocky field]

yup

[rocky field]

wall partitions and so many plants

[azure turret]

I have that

[ornate plover]

double aquarium in the middle

[azure turret]

I dont wanna repet

[azure turret]

I have that too

[ornate plover]

idk im out of suggestions, I don't decorate my rooms much

[azure turret]

The midlle of the room is free

[ornate plover]

maybe lots of swivel chairs or something

maybe a small garden

[azure turret]

Ok thank you

[rocky field]

same

try and make it look lived in

like what room type are you going for?

[azure turret]

The other part have nuclear reactor and a lot of ugly lockers

[ornate plover]

wait when I said double aquarium I meant the alien containment unit, they look awesome in a big room

[rocky field]

yeah frr

i love those things

acu is peak sn i rly hope it returns in sn2

[ornate plover]

same

[azure turret]

The PRAWN suit need yo come in sub.3

[rocky field]

nah

i dont want a sn3

also i highly doubt the prawn will ever return

[azure turret]

Reasons?

[rocky field]

100% not for sn2 tho

[rocky field]

its too much; four games in a game series is just too much story being dragged imo

[azure turret]

Sub.2 actually is sub.3 -_-

[half socket]

What about subnautica spin off games? Can those exist?

[azure turret]

Natural selection is a spin off?

[half socket]

I think natural selection came before subnautica.

[ornate plover]

yeah NS came first technically, they are in the same universe but not a spinoff

you could consider BZ a spinoff

[swift wraith]

Muhahahaah

[azure turret]

Actually submautica comes before natural selection

[rocky field]

nope

[rocky field]

nope

[ornate plover]

subnautica comes first in the subnautica universe timeline, but natural selection was made first

[azure turret]

Reasins?

[rocky field]

not rly

[rocky field]

ohhh right

[azure turret]

Exactly

[rocky field]

i was thinking release order nvm

[ornate plover]

sn1/bz > ns1/ns2 > sn2 for the timeline

[rocky field]

yea

[azure turret]

Below zero is the sequel of subnautica but forgottrn the 2 in the tittle

[ornate plover]

it's more of a spinoff

[azure turret]

I dont know that

Soy de argentina y ustedes gringos no entienden esta muajajjajajajjajajajjajaj

[half socket]

Rule 3

[azure turret]

???

[ornate plover]

we do understand it -_- but english is enforced here for moderation purposes, hence rule 3

[azure turret]

Sorry for that

[spiral igloo]

wsg chat

[half socket]

I like subnautica below zero

[boreal snow]

Yea, because in the original ending for number 1 titled the cave crawler ending , we see a diseased crawler leave with us, which in turn starts all the events in natural selection

[boreal snow]

All good

[wispy cloak]

Hello Everyone!

[brisk escarp]

hi

[ornate plover]

what sup gang chat

[rocky field]

what?

[boreal snow]

?

What

[rocky field]

what do you mean cave crawler ending

[granite hedge]

hi everyone

[crude vault]

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour the sea emperor

[boreal snow]

It was the original scrapped ending

[rocky field]

ah

is there a video or anything of it?

[boreal snow]

Yeah! Let me pull it up

[rocky field]

bet

[boreal snow]

Hold up

I think it’s on the wiki, one sec

[rocky field]

alr

[spiral igloo]

hi trend

[rocky field]

hello cabs

[spiral igloo]

hru trend

[rocky field]

eh

[boreal snow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bk9GkgWwZw&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fsubnautica.fandom.com%2F

[rocky field]

bored asf but otherwise okay

[spiral igloo]

that's okay trend

am p goo myself trend

[boreal snow]

If you watch through, just past the 1:40 mark, it’s there

And that crawler was meant to start natural selection

Here’s one of the way it would’ve worked or smth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XiRdcN0F8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fsubnautica.fandom.com%2F

[spiral igloo]

markiplier lmao

[spiral igloo]

subnautica fandom...

does sn have a wiki.gg

[boreal snow]

Mark

[boreal snow]

Idk

[rocky field]

thats sick dude

[boreal snow]

It is!

[rocky field]

the old 4546b texture in the launch looks so nice

i wonder why they changed it...

[boreal snow]

You can tell it’s from … a decade?? Ago by the lighting and stuff too

[rocky field]

dude i really REALLY can not wait to connext the kharaa lore in sn2

[rocky field]

6 years but close enough lmfao

[boreal snow]

Me toooo

[rocky field]

wild that its only been posted 6 years ago

[boreal snow]

Lmao 2014..

[rocky field]

video post date is 6 years old

[boreal snow]

The game released in 2014, I can only assume the video was from a later date

But I think the video is probably from a while ago, posted recently

[spiral igloo]

later? I hardly even know her

[boreal snow]

@rocky field The original kharaa (named cara at the time??) looks soooo good, it was bright orange

[topaz lake]

bright orange?

[spiral igloo]

i think they meant bright brown

[spiral igloo]

it doesn't

[topaz lake]

bright orange you say #memes-and-media message

[spiral igloo]

it do loo so goo

[boreal snow]

Frrr

[rocky field]

nice

[dreamy salmon]

did it ever dawn on you that adding -ly to a company name makes it infinitely more insufferable?

say I have a laxative company called "Slip", then add the -ly to make it "Sliply" and all of a sudden I seem like a crappy company nobody heard of until a big youtuber mentioned it

[spiral igloo]

like lunch

[dreamy salmon]

bubly too

[peak spruce]

Cuz Monopo-ly

[spiral igloo]

what

[spiral igloo]

monopoly is a real word tho

[peak spruce]

I know, and it ends with ly, and everyone hates them

[spiral igloo]

i love monopoly

[dreamy salmon]

it only works if the word is grammatically incorrect

[peak spruce]

Monopolyly

[wraith badger]

Mono.

[dreamy salmon]

monly

[peak spruce]

monoly

[rocky field]

why clown react @south flame

[peak spruce]

Takes a clown to clown react

[rocky field]

yup

anyways hi chat

[solar fulcrum]

My face when tiktok used to be called musical.ly

Atleast from memory that was its name, it merged with whats now become tiktok

[dreamy salmon]

wait you're right

[empty steppe]

Hey subnauts

Wassup

[mossy flame]

hello

uh

what do I say

Where's the script?

[iron oasis]

hello

i am robin i am very scared of ocean but me good at subnatica

[mossy flame]

this video is sponsored by rai-

also hi

[iron oasis]

me here to make friend

[mossy flame]

are you pc or console or mobile

also ill be ur friend

[brave hearth]

No

Its sponsored by alterra

[rocky field]

chat i'm so tired

today was exhausting

[azure turret]

Hello i revived

My phone no have bateries

Haha

[ashen herald]

Anyone have any info on when the Plushies are arriving?

Or when they are dropping in general

[gusty nacelle]

plahsadawdsa

[fair charm]

hey chat

guess what

chicken but

hahaha im so funny right🤣 🤣 🤣

haha🤣 🤣

ok bye

[fair charm]

no i didnt laugh

[fair charm]

oh ok sorry bro

[fair charm]

bye

[fair charm]

does bro have schizophrenia?

[fair charm]

oohhhhh shoot

weirdo

[versed spruce]

This is the smartest thing I’ve ever seen
- Albert Einstein

[fair charm]

wait is albert einstein dead

or is it that guy who had an apple fall on his head thats dead

nvm

[thin carbon]

Roblox sucks

Specifically the ceo

[solar fulcrum]

Roblox in general sucks

[solar fulcrum]

Both guys ur referring to are dead

[fair charm]

ohhhhhh

so what did epstien do again'

einstein*

[solar fulcrum]

Was gonna say it depends on the epstien, cause theres a comedian named Jeffrey epstien who is still alive and not at all related to that epstien

[solar fulcrum]

Made alot of maths stuff that hurts my brain

[fair charm]

oh

shoot mb im dumb for mixing them up

[thin carbon]

Epstein 🥀

[topaz lake]

still not alive 😭

[topaz lake]

general and special relativity

physics stuff that’s way over my head

[thin carbon]

Einstein is dead and so is Epstein

[topaz lake]

einstein was born in like 1902

earlier, 1879

I was wrong

[fair charm]

how did i think epstien and einstien were the same bro 😭

[topaz lake]

stein is a very common yiddish or german ending for a last name

[fair charm]

bro i just got a noti for a trojain detected

[topaz lake]

so if you literally know nothing about space, nuclear bombs, physics, or politics I can see it

[fair charm]

goodbye people

[solar fulcrum]

Wdym still not alive how is he making tiktoks if hes dead

The comedian jeff epstien is alive and makin tiktoks, that's how i learnt he existed

[worthy stone]

You know what’s stupid

Worms

They get so short at less the 0.5 mm

Yet the longest animal at 55 meters is a worm

[ornate plover]

worms are really cool

you can cut a single planaria worm into hundreds of pieces and each piece will fully regenerate into a full worm

[half socket]

I like worms

[worthy stone]

Yeah same but still a 55 meter long worm

[half socket]

Don't you dare be mean to worms!

[worthy stone]

But

Whats the best worm

[half socket]

Hmm

[ornate plover]

some of the deep sea worms are super cool

[worthy stone]

These so many phyla of worms

[half socket]

It's kinda subjective. My personal favorite might be either the sand striker worm or tomopteris worm.

Both are quite incredible creatures.

Earth worms are also fantastic. Friendly little guys.

A delight to see when looking under leaves.

[worthy stone]

Theres

Platyhelminthes (flat)
Annelida (segmented)
Nematoda (round)
Nemertea (ribbon)
Onychophora (velvet)

And they aren’t even that closely related

[half socket]

Scientifically, true worms are the annelids, I think.

[worthy stone]

Annelida is closer to athropoda then they are to round or ribbon

[half socket]

Nematodes are apparently more related to arthropods than to annelids.

[worthy stone]

Gos to show that worms are the most superior animal

[half socket]

Exactly. Worms are amazing.

[worthy stone]

The most animal animal

Heck theres a worm thats only 80 micrometers long

Thats 0.08 millimetres

If i were to describe animals it would be
Sponge
Weird dead flat things
Colonies
Jellyfish
Worm
Worm
Octopus
Worm
Worm
‘Bug’
Starfish
Worm
Fish

That’s evolution in a nutshell