#💬︱general
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Better than my skill level. I can maybe make stickmen.
:hi:

Hi everyone 🙂
The sky
quack
Hey, those are all my responses. You guys copied me
also copied me ._.
Yes
stabs Duck Side Copied who? I didn't hear anything.
also stabs duck side no copiers here
looks to my other Faraday mimics Yep.. no copies in sight..
A goose stabbing a Duck? What are you the sheriff?
...yes, let's go with that. readjusts mask
Imagine stabbing your victim, and with their dying breath, they say: "What are you, the sheriff?"
Dangit. It was a Falcon
Sure, could have been...
It also could have been a Magpie (look in classicplusroles for reference)
Can confirm, Magpies have been given a bad reputation mostly unfairly. I have met several very friendly Magpies over the years, most of them just wanted a bit of pie crust.
Do you have some pie now? I would like some-
I do actually, it's cheese beef and bacon.
That sounds really tasty... wish I could actually eat it lol
how do u fix lag in this game?
Where are you playing? Are you using a VPN? The game requires a good internet connection of at least 10mbps to work properly. If you are experiencing lag, maybe try a lobby without proximity chat.
i think its where i need an update on my computer tbh
what are your computer specs?\
Your operating system will have little effect. I use Windows 10 with no issue
how i check that
i also havent reset my router in a while
Lemme try sum
ok you can always type system specifications in the windows search bar and see there
ok i see it
I’m currently shiny hunting for my boss’s fave Pokémon. Normally, I wouldn’t post something like that here, but because his fave is Psyduck, I figured it was kind of appropriate. 😅
Psyduck is adorable
He is!
Though, after 144 encounters with no shiny, I’m starting to go a little stir-crazy. 😵💫
What about Pidgeotto
I don’t think it’s in Sword… 🤔
Aren't shinies a 1/4096 chance?
There are many things to alter chance of a shiny
I was more meaning that 144 encounters is a drop in a bucket compared to actual shiny encounters.
hi ppl!
🙂
Hello
Yes, but also no. Depending on how many encounters with a specific Pokémon and if you have the shiny charm, the chances could be as low as 1/512.
@mint meteor
Yes, but the Duck role is the best, right?
S tier
A lot of fun can be had with the morphling
Can someone explain to me the mimic one in a nutshell
Basically you're like an undercover cop. Your job is to rat out the ducks by looking like one of them to them
Other ducks think you're a duck, but you think everyone is a goose.
One good strategy for mimic is to gain the trust of a duck (hard, I understand) and hope they kill one of their own, thinking them the mole, then you can out them to everyone.
I tend to not rat out ducks until I find out at least 2. This also is to hope that they kill a teammate thinking they are the real mimic.
In the event an assassin may be in the game, I try to make sure at least one player I trust is a goose knows who to be suspicious of.
I just use my normal duck strat of not saying anything useful
I also tend to try and see who’s being too nice to me, most of the time it’s a duck trying to double up.
Another good mimic tip is to vote for yourself often. If a spy checks you, you are not living for long.
As for the inverse, if a duck is talking too much, they’re always either good at the game, or a mimic.
If a duck is hesitant to double up, there’s a good chance they’re a mimic.
Finally, if a duck seems too invested in doing “tasks”, or is unwilling to do sabo task, it’s a safe bet they’re a mimic.
Final note, a mimic shouldn’t always be your priority target. As long as you know who they are, they’re just a plain goose role. While it’s tempting to assassinate a found mimic (and maybe a good strategy if the lobby knows there’s an assassin) there are more dangerous roles. Mimic is incredibly powerful, but only if you don’t know who it is (or as y’all have pointed out, are confidently incorrect)
Mimic:the guy that survive duck kills
Reminds me of this one game where I caught the sheriff killing someone and thought they were a duck. I initially kept quiet and later discovered my mistake.
Luckily I did, because that game also had an assassin so my role would have been wasted if I had said anything.
I remember this one time someone was lover goose, but their lover DCed. They start complaining about how they left, and mid rant the assassin shoots em.
Was one of the funniest VC ggd moments I’ve encountered
The absolute funniest assassination I've seen was when Jihi shot Cartoonz mid sentence as he was trying to advertise his cosmetic
Assassin is def my favorite role, the oh s*** moment everyone has after the first shot really fires up the one dopamine I still have
How do you change your name? We all have "Player XXXXXX"
Top right before you create/join a room it should say Player#### change that before you enter
Perfect, thanks ❤️
as a mimic, outting a duck is more than a good trade
perhaps 1 goose life, for 1 definite duck life
if you want to do a secret herbert achievement, if you convince a duck that you're a duck, try to get that person to kill the other duck
aint nobody wanna play?
check #lfg-english-all-ages or other lfgs
It takes time for people to start joining. It can take me up to 40 minutes before i actually start my first game of a night
oh, ok
Also keep an eye on the lfg page. Sometimes people ask if lobbies are still open
One other way not mentioned is to check out twitch and see who's streaming. Some twitch streamers will allow you to join their game if there's room and you follow a few simple rules.
There is a "playing with viewers" tag on Twitch also to narrow down the list of Goose Goose Duck Streamers .
bruh I doubt its worse than mine
Stickmen? I can't even draw a circle without taking 9 seconds to figure out which end of the pencil erases
to me I cannot even make hats or bodies or even eyes
I just say: gonna make other cloths for characters if I have to draw
I don't use the "cil" part of a pencil. Maybe that's why I can't find the eraser.
My pen has an eraser, why doesn't yours?
I don't even have touchscreen, I don't have a tablet either. I draw with the "pen" part, and a thing called "paper"
same I dont have a tablet for something to do animation or arts
You know how to write pencil?
I ussualy call it writing wood
Point, I remember my pen having a point before I lost the eraser.
These jokes are so blunt
If your pen has an eraser, I guess your pen is mightier
I think I have a pen with an eraser somewhere-
thats why use sharpener to sharp your head(cus since I am dumb and all...I dont use it)
Thanks but dont eat me,im not edible
Can I use a sharpener with my pen?
If it is felt-tip, yes, but it is ill advised
Ah. Thank you
No joke, but I did use an erasable pen in high school, because I was never that good at writing words without errors.
Before erasable ink was invented we had to use white out tape.
I do have an erasable pen, and I still like white out
As for eyes, they're pretty easy. Make a circle, put a smaller circle inside. Voila, an eye!
no
I just draw circle and...
not a perfect way to fit eyeball
but still its correct
but still
I wanna draw something like a perfectly drawn things
like...very realistic so what I do when I dont success to draw something good? I just imma just stop doing it
I taste like peas and a mint combined
good
I'm the same way sometimes where if I'm not immediately good at something, I just stop doing it. Things like art, if you really want to be good at them, have to be practiced.
yea all I say is ruru drawing is better than me like bro she draw jellybeans and geese and ducks
@sharp meadow artwork is indeed good.
makes me thinking to continue drawing horrible drawing
Everyone has their own special thing and talent, you just have to find yours and keep working at whatever you like to do
so to me my best drawing is the pigeon
I find that I am not very good with drawing anything at all, but when I discovered that I can draw a weirdly shaped goose, I can see where I can expand my art skills.
when I drawn my first art that is based on my first enemy(veekay) it turned horrible
like...the knife is like gray ice cream
I'm not talented at art one bit. My friend was more talented and exceeded far quicker. Neither of us took lessons. Bit I still catch up here and there then she grows a tonne out of nowhere again. Just practice it comes easier to some than others but work hard and ya can still get there :)
well cannot say its not true cus the more I drawn I saw I got the hang of it
but my next one shall be worse
I've been practicing anime but showing nobody it in the background 😂
Everyone is bad at first, if u wanna b good at it keep going thro any motivations or ideas u find
i was bad too n lOl i low key cheat w the circles bc procreate makes em for me
You'll also notice a 10 second sketch at random sometimes comes out perfect but that 1 hour sketch you sat down to make just never looks right
I did but my next one that none of my drawing have shall be ||backgrounds||
Always makes me laugh. Then cry in frustration 😭 😂 😂 😂
but it will be a bit hard to draw some rooms and objects but here we go...later I'll draw
IKRRR T^T
ty owo
It's such a pain isn't it 😂
I just take it 5 minutes on something good
mhmmm
#RuruFanClub
but something worse is like for me 50 seconds
#RuruFanClub
ah yes
Nooo lol
Or when you merge the wrong layers and don't realize until an hour more of work then realise you just merged the whole 1 layer of pure shading with the background.... okay that was more personal but I frikken SOBBED 😂
We have cookies!
Ok
OMG YAAAA AAADuebfwaidwouefbw
but I'll be honest
ruru...your drawing is very very good cartoonish but mine is not as its cartoonish
I feel your pain so so deeply 💔😭 😭 🥺 🦤
bruhhh i try to merge like layers that r different stuff like flatten on my art thing, procreate n sometimEs it doeSnt worK n I need it tho bc i make too many lAyeRs
I love rurus art for that. I suck with cartoons cause I keep putting too much detail. Which is why lately I've been sticking to ggd and Among us in attempts to dim down my details lmao
but now imma say someone voted to me to be my new victim for my next drawing
I mean painting
I use SAI and you should see the folders I end up with on some of them 😂
oooO but details r like soooo nice!! I like end up getting lazy at some point n when i look at detailed art im like :000 OOooOOo
ooO >:3
yea
You wanna see some of my wolfy drawings ruru ? I can dm them
when someone saying can I be in the badly drawing I just say ok and try to think of a good imagination
and when I come up with it
yeee :000 !!1
I just: nah I am too lazy and even tho I have free time I have others to do
so in the end when I find a perfect time to do it
I just draw
which in the last 1 minute its gonna be interrupted
yeHh! when i have free time i also am just lazy too n end up like gaming or some shiz
oooOOF it b like that
ah yes
Shhh, don't tell them I'm being lazy
we understand each other :D.
hey you can join us welcome to our lazy gang
lol...hehehe lazy gang!!
Actually tonight I have a huge amount of work planned.
hmm yes
rlllly owo
Many thanks to Ruru for the help by the way
lazy sometimes has work lol
npp
if ya need more art for ur app just dm me n mayb ill make wallpaper thatll match it ovo
oui oui
"Oui oui," said the "Canadian" geese in our community pond
Too bad I believe their role, and not what they actually say. Maybe I would've actually gotten away with some kills if I wasn't so careful.
I bet you my bread you cannot make me cooler
Gimme a sec. I'll just go get the ice bucket
I can make you instantly cool
So where were we ? Ah yes. #RURUFANCLUB
no
What's happening?
#ruruhateclub :D.
long story
they werent canadian n were french instead?!!
#RURUFANHATECLUB
yea
a bread with no crust with some nice sandwich
we love ruru here

DEAL!!!
Never throw the crust In the bin
wait.i missed
I ate them
LOL
Instead go to town and get mugged by pigeons
oOp
Far more fun
Far more fun?
ono the pigeon children r gonna bully us all
they are just pigeon
How did she die? ' some say they ran out of crust '
pigeon children...the pigeon will be mad if he does it
I have an actual picture of the pigeons in town perched on my hand and on my leg 😂
They follow me around now
I gotta try act coo like they ain't a gang of birds stalking me
Best parts when I leave and I see a kid sit where I sat and attempt to feed em but they all fly away ngl bit smug 😂 😂
lol
That's why ggd needs them pigeons as a pet
Give you a bonus to find extra bread crust lmaoooo
OMG DAT WOULD B SO CUTE
you know...kinda sad to see a bird dead in town square
cus someone stole my ninja star
You do realize there are like 100k+ people getting brutally murdered in this game every day?
IKR the ' sleeping ' pigeon in the corner. Let me take it home feed it birb food and return with a crust finding pigeon detector
But the pigeon tho
That ninja star can be yours for the low price of $99.99 USD
I am ok with adult birds dead but the baby pigeon...
Hundreds of thousands of murders? No big deal. A stolen shuriken? NOW they're sad.
If you Venmo me or @hallow gorge we will write a statement saying it's yours./
then someone stole my weapon I used to kill geese
I think we were discussing the option of people buying custom cosmetics for their account
I went through with it
Like the colors idea I wrote or full on custom ?
likeee actual custom like how streamers got em?
Like you would come up with the concept of is and the idea and our artists would put it in the game.
noice 
I drew mine...but it was bad
I've been wondering for the longest time why games DONT do that tbh. People would go crazy for it
I drew my charater in somewhere #🎩︱cosmetic-ideas or #🎨︱fan-art
but I can send it again in the dm if anyone wanna know what it looks like
dm me...ill draw sunglasses on u ;d
Gives more individuality, helps fund the game and we be getting something we specifically want it's a win win right ?
It wont be cheap.
I can imagine that it'd make sense
because it would eat into texture memory for mobile, so it takes up precious space on texture memory.
ok
I know what I want for mine then 
Maybe make it a seasonal thing for Xmas and high price
It would be like a kickstarter thing, we would limit it to 5/year
Id definitely be down for it
starting at $X/ and blind auction, top 5 bidders get it
Ooooh
guess I cannot buy lol...
yes
Ninja lives off of bread crust
yes
That's not very keto friendly
thats why I start killing and rob people
I'll trade you a stolen shuriken for $X
😂 that made me chuckle a little too much
You should probably not say these things on the internet.
but people I killed left wallet at home
deal
For the custom cosmetic, I bid ONE TRILLION (ducklord) DOLLARS!
It's in used but otherwise good condition
I actually rescued a tonne of pigeons in my lifetime I won't die peacefully unless ggd has a pigeon cosmetic or pet lmao
lOl
You owe me $0.84 USD for possessing any Ducklord currency.
It's property of Gaggle
because it has our artwork on the money without permission rights
can i bid art... 👉 👈
^ same lmao
"Possession" is such a tenuous concept when the vast majority of currency exchange is digital with no physical money ever trading hands... but fine, take your 84 cents 
lOl
thats 84 cents USD per Ducklord dollar so we shall be expecting your 840 billion

That's some steep inflation. I thought it was originally 2 cents
And each ducklord dollar has two artwork, so 4 cents
Ducklord dollars never had any value, costs us to dispose of it
Don't ever draw Ducklord Dollars *noted
I am going to go to sleep and dream of my masterful Duck plans. And attempts to steal and revive the town pigeon because I'm not letting it go lmao. And maybe because it's 5am and I've not slept yet. Night evryoneee
onO gnn or gmm sleep well!
You know how #teamseas is raising money to remove trash from the ocean? Lets not get to that level. Stop polluting the economy with fake currencies
Every time you think about a fake currency a small bird species in the Amazon goes extinct.
Every time I'm in a lobby, some random player dies.
Well that's a problem because my country just made crypto currency officially recognised as legal tender
welp
Oh man I have been thinking about monopoly money for so long I hope there's still birds left
Gosh darn colorful monopoly money!
Generally, the more colourful something is, the more dangerous it is
What about my mimics? They are in a wide range of colors-
They're only one colour all over though
Unless one becomes a technician
I suck at tech tbh
cus all it do was detect sab and nothing more
but what even more worse is when ducks dont sab
I've had the best games of my life as technician
It's useful for determining if a duck is dead.
Alive ducks can't sabotage from outside the map
I hate tech more than meduim and mimic
I know thats how Ik if a duck eject correctly
First time I got that I was beside you, you was mechanic I was loudly saying how happy I was being tec someone comes behind me and says ' oh you are are you? ' and kills me and you didn't see them 😭 😭 think it was you anyways lol
Yeah I suck at sleeping
Waddles
Probably wasn't me that pulled a knife on you
idk you just reminded me of this ' and the ducked walked up the lemonade stand and said, got any grapes? '
I have nails. And a hammer.
oh god
Hey
I don't, I don't like random weapons like Duck the Ripper does. I go for swift kills by using my own hands. I use hand protection for it.
👌
Are you holding out info on duck the ripper👀
What? The evidence is in the shack, is it not?
good point
And in other places too, like the Factory, by the water pump, Warehouse, and near the Barber
I wondered who owned those
No you didn't kill me you left me for a second came back and reported body lolol
Tech is cursed I always die first with it even if I don't pronounce it lol
oof
I don't have a knife. I don't like weapons
definitely not a reference to my death stinger
actually technically their your wings
so when you kill someone your just winging it
I remind myself of it everytime I say it but every few year I have a random word I like to say. Started with woof, meow, cake, waddles, quack and now it's wiggles but I'm here so.... waddle waddle 😂
mm waddle
Gecko, these nails and this hammer isn't for nothing.
Also should I be concerned this entire chat is red? 😂 😂 ❤️
No.
nah couple of just a few ducks... GOOSE talking :)
Who said I was either?
u should b concerned how u said ud sleep n ur woKe playing!!
Sure you guys didn't accidentally sneeze and find some bodies coincidentally right after?
I just don't sleep 😭
pigeons..
mood...
4 hours is my max usually
Exactly. I'm pigeon.
can i join yall later then if ur still awake :D
sure it's 3:58 pm for me
I'm mother pigeon I love all my baby pigeons
yas
I'm just texting, it's too late for me to play
I thought you were a Faraday
I'd rather not awaken the 10 birds currently asleep in this room. Stuck to texting
Pigeon
Actually, both Gecko and Ducky are Faradays.
I just possess Faraday sometimes for fun
yees
6am. I feel shame.... or I should but I totally don't 😂
lol
its an all nighter!!
Regular for me Ruru
I have no remorse in betraying my own. A Faraday does what a Faraday does, even if you are not the true Faraday, you can still do what a Faraday can.
u r da proud warrior of da niteee
nOoO
i mean if u get enough hours of sleep issok...
they should make an owl rolw
I have misophonia so throughout my life been unable to sleep as sound of snoring drives me insane
.O.
I should definitely sleep, our film team really needs to get on with interviews and a training session from a veteran. Don't ask how we got into this situation.
o
Night owl. Right after they gift 🎁 us all a pigeon because we love them so much 😂 jks but. Fingers crossed 🤞 😂
cya later
I'll try 😂
e
;-;
amauter(sorry for the spelling lol)
hi
sup
hi
sup
You little birdies behaving in here? No secret plots goin on, hmm?
uh...no?
Good. Juuust checkin'
yea we are not plotting about killing geese around here 
we are innocent little ducks
I mean geese
Ehhh, goose, duck, falcon, vulture, pigeon or dodo... don't matter to me what ya are. Just as long as everyone's behaving and having fun.
We all have our downtimes... but its the good times that drive us forward. Don't forget that.
You kill geese?
So old fashioned,i infect everyone with my disease and they begone
@pearl spade this is not the place for lobby codes. Try #lfg-english-all-ages or similar, and please don't spam. One message is enough 
oh yeah, congrats on rolling out of beta. i’m a bit late here, but congrats
Thanks Nate
what are you up to these days?
Hello everyone
welcome back, Nate.
Hello Sugar, how are you today?
hi
sup
nothing i am new here so where can i ask for people to play with me?
Hello, friends!
People post codes in the LFG channels that everyone can join, and you can post your own lobby codes there if you host a game. You can check out the ones Gamer Ninja mentioned, or the appropriate language-channel. You can also check out Twitch streamers who play with their viewers, a lot of which will post a link in #829421328502095943 
Glad to have you in the flock! 
thx
Hi guys!
sup ghost
I'm fine how are you?
Hello
hello teenager
hello sugar
Are you well
no
Why?
Doing well, thanks for asking 😄
And what is your name
xizta
and why? cus
1 I hate myself more than anyone(but will hate anyone more than myself if the person hurted/insulting my feelings)
2 I like torture myself
Oh you don't think too much
Why not play the game with your audience, maybe it will be better.
me?
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I am not a streamer lol
I mean, play the game on the discord and stream it for your friends.
You may play games with your party buddies.
Have you tried the chat system, friend?
yea
pretty much how people hate me
but ehh on a bright side mostly people are fine with me
First of all, you should change your profile picture.
It's never good to bully anyone, especially yourself. Focus on the positives.
It's amazing, that's what I want to say.
Good afternoon. #DeDuckMafia sends its regards. How is everyone doing?
Don Falcon says you've been sniffing around his territory, is this true? 
Don falcon.... Bah. Lol Don Duck Corleone has been here since the release 
To be fair. It would be funny to see Goose Goose duck with the Depression era look
ah yes I would love to get it
and no...I would never like to be happy I am happy suffer myself
You seem particularly happy to me, but perhaps that is just a screen preventing me from seeking how you truly are.
The truth be held up high, so that all who seeks it can find it.
I may be cheerful and happy to others
but they dont know inside me
who am i kidding
ofc they know
It doesn't take a man with miracles to see inside your head. But it does to see inside your heart.
I'll be honest even tho I am happy...I just hate myself

Hey look! An obvious change of topic!
What do people know about the Fowl Play mode mentioned a couple months back? It seems to hint at murder mystery, but I can't really deduce more than that.
Specifics haven't been released, but the mode will be less focused on deducktion than classic and classic plus
Thank you @short barn for showing us the ropes last night. had a ton of fun.
Does anyone want to show my Trick or treat Lobby?
The #lfg-english-all-ages or similar lobbies will be happy to.
We already have goose hunt and dine and dash....
It will be a game you can play with complete strangers and still enjoy it
It might be a way for us to introduce proximity chat to public games safely too
It will be best enjoyed as a public solo queue
i would say that it's still based on deduction, although the manner of it is different
at any given time, you can only kill one person, although the identity of that person is a mystery
and if you haphazardly try to kill players, they'll be fine and you'll just increase how vulnerable you are
Goose hunt has no discussions.... Goose hunt is hide n seek with a timer
Same as Dine and Dash, but it's in teams
Still, the trailer for the Fowl Play has been 10mil/10 lol
I can’t believe Chris made a spelling mistake
(whats the spelling mistake
)
Ssundee as sundee in #📌︱idea-channels-guidelines
Number 6
Chris does indeed do very goodly words
Oh it’s fixed
I don’t know what I would’ve done with my life if it wasn’t
You would have caught that sooner if you read the #rules and committed to being a duck or goose 

But what about neutrals ):
Hi
Hi
👋
Hi I have a question if someone can answer it!
What's up?
yes?
Ask away
I got done with a game and I got silver coins and then for the first time it said +1 pet.
I went to my pets but nothing is there?
You got one extra coin cause someone elses pet gave everyone in that game a coin
where can one report a "bug"? Feedback channel?
I was committed had to do it
thanks

Heyyy
hi Siren
Hey mommaktn
Sorry, but MommaKtn has regenerated into Ducktor Who.
Why are people calling the map in lfg White Chapel? 😅
White Chapel?
whitechapel is the actual place in UK
Im known by many a name.
I have a name, but it is widely used by my... factions
Ok, Menia Naem.
🤦♀️ 

finally got the print money task and printed myself a stonk while i was at it 
Grats Kuro
Most of the stonks I get are from playing gamemodes like Goose Hunt and ToT
@olive delta nice music ducktor 👀
Thanks
When will #lorequestions be available to post in again? I have some burning and extremely serious questions that just need answering.
In the more or less words of a wise goose, it is one minute closer to opening, than it was one minute ago.
cool post it in #lfg-english-all-ages or desired channel @digital wyvern
Spoilers for upcoming update.

Look at them wingies
More spoilers
Oooh I'm already connecting the dots
Perhaps a lantern?
That's even more beautiful.
its wonderful
Party hat
Look at the ray tracing on the lighting.

Call me crazy
Hi crazy
But that kind of looks like some kind of airline seat
Or perhaps some kind of boat
Is the captain's ship the next map?
Or am I over analizing as usual.
look high tech
Shawn, you can’t just reveal the whole update like that, it ruins the surprise
Why they keep closing lore?
Stress
Also likely because an update is closing in soon.
Don't tell me how to live my life.
If we get enough questions that aren't lore related in a row we close it. People start asking questions for the sake of asking questions.
Also we close it if the same question gets asked 3 times in a row.
The cake is a lie
Cake?
Pie is the -
Duck pie anyone?
I saw a green button being pressed then the lord goose honker Jebus shined down upon goose ville
Last one looks like a desk and chair
Don't listen to my crazy ass it's almost 1am
Wait desk + lamp maybe?
Thats genious
Our battle is a mess of crazy even the judge don't wanna judge
Quick question. Is it weird that i call drunk goose norm peterson?
Never
Anyone would be quackers to think otherwise in my opinion
That 2nd spoiler put 90° clockwise looks like a sus jellybean
I'm coming up with like 50 scenarios just from those pictures 😂
What pictures?
The second spoiler looks like a fluorescent lantern...
Like the long skinny lights. How does it look like a jelly bean?
Also looks like chalk or a rubber or a sideways Among us character. But light was my first though loll
The jelly bean was a joke towards Among us character
Tbh i miss alot of stuff in general. I didnt know there were spoilers
I just spotted em myself
I know. But that looks nothing like an AU character.
It do just give em some legs lmao like I said my mind wonders too much
Wonders, wanders, or both? Maybe neither?
Yis
Just the tiniest glimps
People's brains would crumble if they saw anymore of my brain
Can't risk it
Personally if Teleporters were invented i would try to never use one
Teleportation is basically the deconstruction of one object and the reconstruction of it in a new place
That’s waCk
I'd use it to buy doritos in an area of the world that a store is still open then I'd teleport back and destroy it
If we gained the technology to do that we'd have a deep enough understanding of how the brain works that one use of a teleporter could technically be all they need to completly change your memories
Nom nom nom on them doritoooos~
After all if they want accurate technology they have to know how to rebuild a brain
not true
Dang im wrong
it's easier to copy and paste a program than edit it
All hail Simon
But wait
*bows
Copy paste means i technically died
Dunn dun dunnnn
there isn't an argument against this. You do die
Cut paste would mean you died tho right
it's more cut and paste
And if they can paste me. They can paste thousands of me
but cut and paste and copy paste are similar
And then armies would just be made of one man pasted many times
Only the person literally dissappears from existence with cut for a moment
Until pasted
Teleportation is dark
Spooky
Pewww
like the double villain in my hero academia
There are multiple crazies
Besides my brain is paranoid about the supernatural. Ive already tried to devise a system in my brain if i ever get doubles that have my exact thoughts and menories
If we both cant prove who the origi al is. We both have equal say in desicions
I'd get along with a tonne of me I'd just accept none of us are real lmao 🤣
And if we tie. We gotta ask an outside source
My brain comes up with these plans on the extremly small chance it might happen
But i dont think it actually will
I mean that's my anxiety in a nut shell
Lmao
Okay so DuckCrazy my question to yous for the good ol overly asked what would you do in a duck apocalypse
Well that depends on many many factors
For one
What does a duck apocalypse entail
Where am i when i notice it
You wake up go downstairs to make some toast when you notice all the bread crust missing from the bread. A mysterious quacking sound behind you
Freak out. Why do i have stairs and bread
You turn to find the stairs is a mound of goose corpses
And suddenly a bunch of ducks start filing into the room. There's just about 5 or 6 so far 《 0 《
Okay I want a GGD dungeons and dragon session and I want it right now 😂 😂
My friend is a writer for D&D/Forgotten Realms. I could get him to DM
This sounds fun
If he does it based around a duck apocalypse or something ggd related I'd be so in for it
You aren't ready for me on camera
I used to play dnd in highschool and did a much smaller group play but online about 1 year ago I miss it
I've always wanted to DM I get so many ideas but my anxiety act up severely I tried once and found out never again lol
But I frikken love playing
Had everyone from highschool sign my dnd book when I finished to lol
When on cam Shawn is there a deep dark abyss or a bright shining light that omits from the screen ?
Actually its neither and both at the same time
Shrodingers abyss of light
At least until we view it
Quantum teleportation has been around for over a decade.
Buuuut, it's not quite suitable for human use
Well i dont research
Also im happy to be proven wrong. That way i dont spread false info in The future™️
Yeah... Quantum teleportation isn't exactly useful right now
Whats so "NEW™️" about it? (Your name)
Difficulty level 100!
You've seen the beta testers chat right
There's five stages but only four options!
I want to formally announce that I'm the new Xizta. All complaints and blame for the game go to @gusty tangle
K
Hi
hello
Howdy
<@&837721835490770985> lets try to keep our names consistent for the players 🙂

idk who changed my name
Probably xizta
i just noticed xizta has ten roles

I've looked through most roles of the devs, mods, and team, and Xizta seems to have a lot of roles
It's so we can always blame Xizta
I got nothing
If you're in charge of everything, you get blamed for everything.
I applied to be a beta tester. 😭
I dont't even know how to change my name
Sure.
Oh now I think I know how Mintz's name changed to Minttenz, I read the chat history
There's a section you're unable to see but it's pretty minor.
I was looking forward to showing everybody the new me
Exactly.
There is a very specific man with 10 roles, that also has been blamed for changing Artemis's name as well.
I'm not being blamed. I changed it.
I keep mixing blame and actually doing it, I don't know why. Even my film team tells me that.
We had a private joke going, I changed it to be funny. It went on slightly too long, lol.
Slightly
It was about half an hour, but yea, lol.
I notice a lot that people say "lol," but actually don't laugh at all.
Lol
I always do the let air out through your nose but don't actual laugh laugh. I consider it a laugh. So, lol.
Now I'm just trying to stop myself from laughing while drinking my tea
Is there anywhere I can do the beta tester application without actually applying for it to see what it’s like?
And usually the "-ol" part is out loud, but yet an almost silent exhale through the nose is not very loud, considerably.
It's loud to anyone that happens to have their ear pressed against my nose. It's all about perspective.
That is why I mentioned considerably, as to scale
But then again, I wouldn't travel 3 hours to see you and listen to you exhaling through your nose.
Ah don't listen to me, I am just rambling on about something insignificant
i wanna post a funny thing
Hello everybody
Hi
Is it okay for me to repost a role idea I just submitted and deleted if I forgot to add % role in it?
Once the cooldown ends
Yep!
Just don't like people submitting the same role multiple times after it's already been seen if that makes sense
I do this every time
The top on is just "Initiation Sequence"
Now that I think about the odds, it's about a 1 in 44 chance of getting it right
are you sure? I believe it's 4!X3!X2!X1!=24X6X2=288
I'm a good guesser, I should've multiplied the odds for you birds
I just enjoy pulling out my high-school statistics math. Been a little while since I thought about factorials.
How many hits does it take for you to actually finish the mouse task?
Best case scenario, 9.
Or technically the chances of hitting it when it pops out
Usually, 12.
i try tapping a bunch on middle n see patterns
5 successful hits. Actual swings? That's a different matter.
so after bonking middle mouse i go to top left
then back middle then back top left n continue
I know, but I meant in total, including missing the mouse
a ton
It usually takes me about 5-7 clicks
I want the achievement now, for hitting the mouse 5 times in a row, without missing a single hit.
ooOh
Meanwhile my strategy is I got so damn annoyed I'd just spam one place 😂 😭
I really like the task, I would usually do it first before my other tasks
It's similar to the ants task
Who pinged me.
Thank you, Artemis. I saw that ping before it was deleted ;)
dunno what you're talkin about
haha
I have fast fingers. The moment I saw the notification, I immediately clicked it and read it.
Like I said, 5-7 clicks for the mouse task.
yea i think its easier mobile
when i play pc, i just use the laptop touchpad so never fast enoughh T^T
Don't like mobile. Too small, but I still like the ads
And my laptop isn't touchscreen, I use a mouse to hit the mouse.
oooh i cc
It's not a cool rgb gaming mouse, it's wireless and 5 bucks on Ebay
A mouse to hit a mouse lol
I make the best out of what I have. Don't need a cool monitor or even a proper setup to be able to play well.
My gaming room is my dining table, and I sit on a hard chair with no cushions, just plain wood
Me who use ipad on bed:
Beds are nice. It would be better if mine actually could be soft.
anybody looking for a proxy game?
I'm sure if you post a code in #lfg-english-all-ages people will see it, you can't post in all ages and over 18
I cant figure out how to increase the number of ducks in my server.im scrolling the bar to the right and it's not moving at all
if the amount of people in your lobby isnt high enough you will not be able to increase number of ducks
Ty
im Groovy dew for those who want to add me
yo
Heyo
hihi
a suh
@sullen walrus twins
Good morning. #DeDuckMafia sends its regards wishing you all a good begining to the weekend
Good morning. Hope you have an amazing weekend
I haven't even slept yet ;-;
Neither have I Artemis 
We're only mods bc of our bad sleep schedules LMAO
....yaaaa... lol



Morning guys
morning

What is sleep?
I dunno
Sleep?
Sleep? Pfft, I get my recommended 4 hours
damn, no bah
Sleep is a myth
We were actually talking about this the other night. We were curious too
Lol
Xizta would probably be the first
iw ill if i get paid
First the cosmetic customs now this must be telepathy 😂 🐦
If anyone gets em we gonna need a tattoo channel ❤️
I'd be tempted to get a tat of the pigeon ngl 😂 💙
Wait. What if someone tattoos ducklord currency on themselves?
the real questions^ haha
They would have to pay Gaggle Studio's yearly royalty because we own the anything to do with the likeness.
ruthless. im in.
Ahoy there everyone! 👋
I was wondering if there's someone here from the legal department that could help me out with a question. Would be appreciated if we can talk via DM 🙂
And if they can't afford it no more you chop off their limb and take it back?
Right ?
Does it have to be in private? We here in the public chat might know the answer...
Dm me
Thank you, will do so!
Bah
Intense concentration
@native river were you in vexed mums lobby?
it wasnt that one, i was seeing if thats the code u needed
Hi, how to change your name in game? I logged in but it stil shows me as "Playerxxxx"
Top right before you create/join a room it should say Player#### change that before you enter
Everything is linked to your gaggle account so as long as you are signing in on the same account, everything crosses over
yw
this game is funny
Baby age I thinking
It is phase 2 of 88 (in book of reaching ultimate goose form)
Can you imagine if the birds in this game were... Enthusiasts of spices?
Imagine if the level of the Carolina reaper reached the Cannibal or Vulture's mouth. They would be a walking flame thrower lol
674 for the vampire goose baby
honk, i gotta get a turkey pfp for the month
Suggestion: spice duck. Has no kill button but can activate flames for 5 seconds. Can kill other ducks even with friendly fire off.
... Wasn't meant to be a real suggestion but ok
hello my dudes
Hello guys
hello
Hello dear friends
Hello compadres
Hello
On the off chance someone has it - we are looking for a clip of a bug where a game starts and a player is left in the lobby. The video would have to be from the point of view of the player left in the lobby
any of my friends want to play?
im trying to report a bug and i cant find the channel to do it
hai !!!
Hi
Quack
Caw
honk
Fart
Hi
Chirp
Kkronk
AAAAAAAA
Lesson learned: Do not play with the spacebar button.
Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately for me), I've never had the displeasure of being the one left behind.
I know this has happened to vaped dex multiple times. I don't think he records his gameplay though
Yeah, just saw the rest of the beta chat. Strangely it didn't show until I read general and then went back
No, the mod looks like Dine and Dash
Probably just you seeing similarities. Using this logic, one could say that FPS game Y is just a modded version of FPS game X
hullo

How are you?
Yeah but the point is that
Do anyone also sees the similarity
Not a lot. Fixing a mess I made a couple of nights ago, thinking of jumping in a voice channel for a chat if anyone wants
Crust is just a modded version of bread ... like that right ?
I was about to ping Join Duck Side what he was doing in a vc, then I read why.
Very strange reason, though
I'm also streaming me farting around with my app
Huh.
I'm about to sleep cause huge headache and 4am again lmao
Don't let the world contain your darts Duck Side
Darts 😭 🤣
So you're just sitting in a lobby pressing F over and over?
ha, no lol. I wish
Ctrl Z ctrl Y for me. Sighhh
come join and take a look
It'll be a bit. I'm in a Shadowrun game atm
chummer
Runner
As interesting as to what would happen if I where to experiment and stick ' ducklord dollars ' randomly onto objects and check to see what happens to the objects ? I'm bored ignore me
The objects would be sold to Gaggle Studios, as it has a specific copyrwritten thing
Just steps outside and the Lampost is gone. Tape all over like a crime scene but instead of do not cross is ' property of gaggle studios '
If I stuck a Ducklord Dollar on Ducklord, what would happen?
If I held a Ducklord Dollar, what would happen to me?
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