💬│palia-discussions

[radiant latch]

Got chocolate, so vibin'

[patent dust]

its gotten so quiet

[wintry wasp]

I was off doing stuff.

[celest maple]

Ya momma bear ruined it with that question

[surreal siren]

while me and my bf doesnt celebrate vday my bf got me a wonderful gift for vday but it wont be available till i think march he got me tickets for me and him to go to knotfest 😄

[patent dust]

i didnt know they still did knotfest

[surreal siren]

its been like i think 2 years since they did one or longer i think my friend told me 2 years

hes jealous as a mfer tho lmao my friend that is cus cypress hill is going to be performing there.

[patent dust]

oh man i havnt heard cypress hill in forever

[surreal siren]

me either i was a young girl back then who had a crush on a teen guy who enjoyed rap and such which i didnt care much for personally im a metalhead xD but like i said i like rap to him and i think i rattled off cypress hill as one i liked lmao i didnt know any of the other bands twas cute. im mostly excited to see in this moment and jinjer perform :>

[patent dust]

omg jinger is gunna be there??

[surreal siren]

yep

[patent dust]

now im jealous T.T

[surreal siren]

awwe sorry to make you jealous :<

[patent dust]

last concert i went to was years ago for sick puppies, awolnation and panic at the disco

[surreal siren]

nice I was last few years ago saw my first concert a perfect circle and then we saw tool and alice cooper .

[patent dust]

i could never get into tool, idk what it is

[surreal siren]

I like APC better personally

i like his vocals and lyrics more in APC I Also like his other band Puscifer.

[whole geode]

nearly 5am - still nothing on my f5 email spam - going to grab a few hours sleep - Good luck and have fun, those who are already accepted. Night all.

[celest maple]

what time u reckon does invites go out

[median patrol]

No keys as of yet, any luck?

[patent dust]

maybe an hour or so after their work day starts?

[median patrol]

Whats the point of spamming emails when there is no time limit anyways

[patent dust]

and quite a few people were invited today

[median patrol]

Sometimes we're just not as lucky

there is always the future

[timid prism]

and alot of people didn't

[lyric ocean]

Good morning

[obtuse frost]

If it helps they are PST timezone. Still have tomorrow ^^b

Good timezone DarthCigar

[lyric ocean]

I haven't got anything yet and I doubt that I will in this test phase I feel

[lyric ocean]

Hai Haaaaaiiii

[chilly valve]

Guess I’m not getting an invite for the testing 😭

[lyric ocean]

Thing is with registration it's a google Form, and when I registered it just says thank you and you cannot edit your information at the very least unless you re-do the whole thing again. I am also thinking it is possible I may have miss-typed my e-mail. and there is no way to check.

I may drop this in the suggestion that they move away from Google Forms and maybe allow us to create profiles and can edit them later just like other websites. but of course that requires a big expansion to Palia.com

[frosty steppe]

You can check your email by asking Amelia

[obtuse frost]

there's supposed to be one more round of emails being sent out on Tuesday here in US so there is still time ^^b

[frosty steppe]

I would DM her tho

[lyric ocean]

Welp... for me. at least I tried but the Algorithmic Robot invite Randomizer does not smile upon me until now, or the both of us for that matter

[lyric ocean]

That works, just make sure it is a reasonable time cuz timezone difference

[cunning mural]

still no palia invite in mail

[frosty steppe]

I would DM her in like 7 to 8 hours from now

[cunning mural]

and another toolbox cabinent last offer mail

[chilly valve]

lol no it certainly did not

[cunning mural]

why do i need a toolbox cabinent

[cyan basin]

Why would you not need a toolbox cabinet?

[cunning mural]

maybe thats the secret invite

[cunning mural]

good question

[cyan basin]

nobody says you need to keep tools it it, my mom has one for her quilt squares

[lyric ocean]

My inbox, the usual too, my spam folder has nothing but phishing attempts. Your account has been locked oh dear user

[cyan basin]

I pro-actively cleared out my spam and trash the moment I saw the alpha announcement, just in case, so I could be sure I wouldn't miss anything

[lyric ocean]

A sound plan

[obtuse frost]

I just usually type 'palia' in the search bar of my emails. Gonna try again tomorrow my time to see 🤞

[cinder temple]

Still waiting for the spam e-mail that offers to ship an entire live giraffe directly to my house. wistful sigh

[obtuse frost]

Good luck to everyone

[timid prism]

Mine come last week

[cinder temple]

What!

[lyric ocean]

Good call, I just did, I got nothing, I wish I got some sort of confirmation e-mail at the very least that you have signed up for the lottery! that way I am 100% sure I'm in

[lyric ocean]

PetsOvernightDotCom
Delivering little bundles of Love... In a box, directly to your door!

[cunning mural]

sounds cool

[cinder temple]

Sheesh.

[lyric ocean]

that's an advert reference from GTA 3's car radio if anyone recognizes it hee hee

[cyan basin]

The mail will come from [e-mail], if that helps, Amelia was letting people know about that on friday

[wispy meadow]

To whoever mentioned Puppy Bowl to me last time, I owe you one for introducing me to this haven of fluff and adorableness

[lyric ocean]

Got it, thanks

[lyric ocean]

• rushes to youtube *

[wispy meadow]

Okay now back to Palia talk
We discussed pebbles as a currency but what about corn? Is corn a reliable currency?

[cyan basin]

I am upset they didn't do the kitten bowl this year

mmm popcorn....

[cinder temple]

If it's sweet corn season, I will put in 14 hours of work as long as I get buttery cobs for dinner. 😋

[wispy meadow]

There's also a Kitten Bowl?!?!
Okay whoever came up with this needs the Nobel peace prize asap

[cyan basin]

BBQ on a grill with some butter, don't shuck them, just wrap in foil and let them cook, then peel and shuck

No kitten bowl this year, but probably can find previous years

[wispy meadow]

Popcorn is also great. Especially the salted, slightly spiced ones.

[cyan basin]

There is a gourmet salt company that makes a honey infused salt, sprinkled on popcorn to make the next best thing to festival kettle corn

[wispy meadow]

I need food desperately now

[cyan basin]

Something healthy, and something else liquid, you dehydrated noodle!

[wispy meadow]

Well considering I've been having noodles for three meals a day for the last few weeks that statement feels even more personal 😅

[cyan basin]

lol, its what I yell at my (adult) kids when they go by 'drink some water you dehydrated noodle'

[flint pawn]

Thank God for left-over pizza 🙂

[cyan basin]

That's what I had for dinner! which was amazing as it was 48 hours old and had not vanished from the fridge

[barren thicket]

Hello how is everyone doing?

I'm just waiting for my bus in the rain 😅

[unkempt thorn]

Morning!

[viral lotus]

hi guys no one eles must be on

[celest maple]

hai hai

[thorny bison]

Good morning, i just woke up :)

[carmine path]

Happy timezone everyone!

Can any fellow europeans confirm that they have received an alpha invite so far?

[jolly cedar]

i have heard of a couple of europeans getting into the alpha so it is possible, just unlikely

[rare shale]

Good morning

[carmine path]

Ok so there is hope. Some at least😅 😁

[jolly cedar]

think we calculated a 2-5% chance of an invite so

[carmine path]

Urgh ok nvm then😂 I'm unlucky with stuff like that.

Good that there is more alphas🥳

[cyan basin]

still one more day of invites to get through, and more tests after this one, eventually you'll get an invite

[carmine path]

I hope so much🥺

[waxen gate]

Nvm

[cyan basin]

I should go find a stardew valley streamer or something to watch sigh

[spring rivet]

Palutations!

[viral lotus]

yeah not a lot going on this afternoon

[full nexus]

Currently playing stardew

[full nexus]

This but asians??

[fallen summit]

Happy timezones everyone!

[viral lotus]

hey Kinjerry was just getting a drink

[fallen summit]

Hi palasand!

[viral lotus]

so sick of fighting and pvp games cant wait for palia

[fallen summit]

each day we're a day closer to it

[viral lotus]

heheh yeah that we are

[brisk notch]

Happy timezone!
Same here. I'm really tired of those competitive mmo's.

[exotic vector]

Anyone know how to download the game once we've received an invite?

[fallen summit]

I'm sure there will be instructions as to how to do it. If you'll get the invite and still won't be sure how to do it, then it would be best to contact an admin on here (but preferably send them a DM and don't talk about it in public chats, since I'm not sure everything that the NDA entails, so that you won't get yourself into trouble)

[brisk notch]

What does NDA mean?

[chilly crater]

Non disclosure agreement. Can't talk about stuff

[arctic onyx]

Non disclosure agreement

[celest maple]

Sorry, sad it might be next time

[brisk notch]

Ohh that makes sense :D thank you!

[celest maple]

Umm...can anyone tell, please...Was there any info about opportunity to add user-created content into the game? Like, textures, own hairstyles/cloth models, etc?

[arctic onyx]

i don't think so

i personally don't wish for that to be a feature

it can cause some... issues, if left unchecked

[celest maple]

And that's totally fine by me, actually.
I just wonder, if there was confirmation from developers about it. Wiil be, or there will not be...

But yeah, i totally see, how that could be a problem 🙂

[brave thorn]

I don't think there has been anything to confirm or deny that as of yet.

[celest maple]

Thank you very much for the answer, Kaede!
well, i'll just keep waiting, then. Or maybe ask about that in specific channel...

whispers -Awww.....and i soooooo hoped for an opportunity to add fox-like ears to my character....and a tail...:)

[brisk notch]

You mean like CC in the Sims? It can really cause some issues or even get deleted by updates.
Doubt it is possible in an MMO

[celest maple]

I...never played Sims seriously, actually.
can you explain a little more, please?

[brisk notch]

It's custom content that people created to be used in the sims. Such as hairstyles, clothes, eye colors and so on.
It's not supported by the game itself but can be used. You usually have to download the CC's you had again after an update (afaik)

[pure badge]

Good morning yall!

[celest maple]

are you talking about player-created mods, then?
Like new NPC models in Neverwinter Nights 1, or different armor/clothes in The Elder Scrolls?

[celest maple]

And to you as well!
Wazzup?

[viral lotus]

there was an answer in #❓│old-team-answers-alpha about hair and that

[brisk notch]

Hmm yes. It's more like tiny mods though

[viral roost]

When will people start getting codes for the game? 👀

[celest maple]

I see! Hmm, you know....I think, it's possible. There were an MMO once, with that feature. Not sure what her name was, something like "... life" (i forgot the first wird, sorry). Buut...
There still an issue about NSFW or political content and moderation.

[viral lotus]

look up top in pinned

[fallen summit]

If you're talking about alpha invites, then they're being sent out. Today the last day as far as I know.

[viral roost]

Awh ok 😦 thanks for the advice too Palasand, so if I don’t have an invite by the end of the day, don’t expect anything

[echo helm]

I am european

[fallen summit]

Yeah, I'd say so. But there will be more testing in the future, so there's always hope for next time

[viral roost]

Awh ok 😦 had real hope to get into this one, it’ll be fine though, I’m sure it’ll be good when I do get in

[echo helm]

So i most likely won't get an invite because I am european?

[viral roost]

I’m UK based too

[jolly cedar]

I'm the in the uk

[fallen summit]

The chances are lower indeed

[viral roost]

Why?

[jolly cedar]

Pretty much everyone chatting right now is in Europe lol

[echo helm]

damn I playtested so many games

[viral lotus]

australia me

[jolly cedar]

Because they only have NA servers and they wanna test how consistent they are

[echo helm]

and it won't let me playtest this one

[viral roost]

Ah I see

That makes a lot more sense, thanks for the clarity 🙂

[brisk notch]

Ohh really?interesting! Didn't know it was possible in an MMO. But yeah NSFW and such would be a problem.

[jolly cedar]

Hopefully for the next test they'll have more servers but who knows

[jolly cedar]

Np :D

[echo helm]

Genshin impact wasn't that racist

[viral roost]

I’ll keep my eye out for European server releases, then hope for an invite going forwards

[cyan basin]

Don't give up hope, still have tomorrow

[jolly cedar]

Just a reminder fellow Europeans, they work on pacific time which means don't expect any invites until mid afternoon

[viral roost]

I’m trying Granny Sarah, I’ve just been following the game for so long and nothings come of it, the NA servers make sense though, someone said today was the last day for invites though

[jolly cedar]

It is currently 11:30pm there atm for perspective

[viral roost]

So probably 8pm is ‘give up hope’ time

[cyan basin]

8 months since the trailer came out, hard to believe it has only been that long

[viral roost]

It’s literally been about 8 months 😅

[jolly cedar]

No, we can assume the invites will end around 6pm pacific time

[cyan basin]

They are not pulling exclusively from NA, from what Amelia was saying, only 'mostly' from NA, lol, so still, they will do more testing, this is the first alpha, not the only alpha

[wispy meadow]

Who's gonna throw the 1 year anniversary?

[jolly cedar]

So it could realistically be up to 2am gmt time, if you haven't received one before you wake up tomorrow then I'd say you've missed your chance

[cyan basin]

I was saying that we need to have a huge discord party on june 3rd

[celest maple]

yeah....There are also the possibility of dangerous code and cheating.
Though, i actually think, that at some point NSFW content....Might actually improve the experience of players, but it's really myst be taken away from those, who don't want to (or shouldn't, acording to country/state/etc law) see it.

[cyan basin]

nah, its never going to be 'adult', always cozy and family friendly

[viral roost]

I feel like what’s gonna happen is I get a code, my girlfriend doesn’t and so I’m ‘not allowed’ to play it until she gets one 😛

[cyan basin]

there are a hundred other games you can play for that type of thing, but very few like this one seems to be

[celest maple]

adult can ber really romantic, cozy and cute too. But yeah! You probably right

[cyan basin]

they do say you can 'romance' NPCs, but I doubt it will ever be NSFW level

[remote latch]

#❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

[cyan basin]

hi Xrystal

[remote latch]

That’s dev response on children access to game

[celest maple]

There will be kisses, i guess. Nothing more)

[viral roost]

Not… Kisses!!

[celest maple]

thank you)

[cyan basin]

Ewwwww, kissing channels Princess Bride kid

[celest maple]

why is that, i wonder?

[brisk notch]

Yeah I doubt they would really allow NSFW content in the game. Unless a group is roleplaying but that's then their responsibility to keep minors out

[cyan basin]

What consenting adults do on their own home lots....

[viral roost]

I think it’s probably better to keep any kind of NSFW level limited to the same standards that Stardew Valley for example might have

[cyan basin]

I was explaining to my husband when he was talking about having yard sale signs for his house if he ever plays

[wispy meadow]

So... The mayor's shorts in the animal shop owner's room then?
I think that would create a whole scandal if Eshe ever finds out

[viral roost]

But that sort of thing was a nice little joke, it had implications but nothing of an NSFW level

[cyan basin]

lol, but the Mayor, and Marnie are not married, thus they are not adulterous

[wispy meadow]

Honestly why aren't they married? I hope there's a mod that lets npcs marry each other

[cyan basin]

In stardew valley, yes, MMOs don't get that sort of thing

[viral roost]

MMO’s don’t really have any kind of mod presence without private servers

[wispy meadow]

True
Though in Palia it would be hard cause MMO means everyone is gonna be romancing their chosen npcs

[viral roost]

I think on launch, Palia will emphasise its mega servers, assuming that’s the model it’s going for

[celest maple]

True. Or, maybe, a closed DLC for those sort ot things, requiring age confirmation and all...
And there's also messangers like Telegram for text roleplay.

[cyan basin]

There are 'marry anyone' mods there, and at least one where lewis marries marnie

[wispy meadow]

Mega servers in small-mid size map would make it seem too crowded I think? 🤔
Unless the mega servers have smaller servers in it

[cyan basin]

gah, I misunderstood you, Ankerio

[viral roost]

I’m really, really excited to see how Palia works with its mix of personal choice on an MMO, I think we can all agree there won’t be any NSFW content at all though

[cyan basin]

We'll just have to wait and see how they handle the NPC romances

[brisk notch]

Yeah but controlling that people are really adults would be a pain in the butt. Some "adult" friends may buy them the DLC and you cannot age control telegram either.
That's why I'm not really a fan of 18+ roleplays either^^

[pure badge]

Nothing much, didn't get an invite yet, sad sigh
And how are you doing?

[wispy meadow]

One thing I want to know though.... Is our love for the npcs going to stuck forever at the dating stage? Cause I don't know if there's gonna npc marriage in MMO

[cyan basin]

that might be a good question for the monthly thing

[viral roost]

I have to get to work anyway guys, its been a pleasure, I’ve been trying to show my face in the chat around this time every morning 😅 Anyway, all the best and good luck with your key drops 🙂

[cyan basin]

have fun

[chilly crater]

Heyup lads and lassies and everyone in between

[remote latch]

Spouse and children may happen later - #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

[wispy meadow]

Sadly my timezone is in the middle of the night for monthly so I always miss the qna sessions :')

[wispy meadow]

Yay! Gimme them virtual babies

[remote latch]

Well the Q and A isn’t that interactive - they post the answers to the previous questions and open up questions for a week 🙂

[wispy meadow]

Ahh okay

[celest maple]

Well, Steam, Netflix and some other services somehow solving that sort of things....
Pain in the...neck...Sure, but it's possible.

[celest maple]

nothing much as well. Just burning time and discussing things here and there...

[remote latch]

Talking in groups are less restricted hold on I’ll find the quote - #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha message

[pure badge]

Nice!
Wellp have a great day!

[wispy meadow]

Bye 👋

[remote latch]

If you consider some of the devs are roleplayers I’m sure they’ll advocate for something workable for them 🙂

[wispy meadow]

👍

[celest maple]

You too, i guess?:)

[remote latch]

And stretch yawn morning everyone

[celest maple]

i remember other MMOS saying thins like "online interactions not rated by ESRB" as well. So, i guess, it's a common concept.

[arctic onyx]

Can’t rate something that is incredibly unpredictable such as online interactions

[celest maple]

Also, to be clear, by NSFW i Usually mean more than just what "two people doing together after a wedding".

real stories for adults are just too complex or too....alien to be understood by minors, actually. The chances are, they will not enjoy complex concepts as well, like different phylosophies, solving psychology problems, alternative views on certain events, descriptions of scary things (Lovecraft style), or even common problems, like handling divorces, paying bills and debts, drinking with married childhood friends, thinking about past and having troubles accepting new things in an ever-changing world, getting older, losing friends and family, etc, etc,etc.

Many of those things really have no place in a shelter-world, which, i guess, Palia will be for many of us. But.... Some of them can really take a place here and there.

[cinder temple]

You marry an NPC. Everything stays exactly the same, except all of your interact dialogue is now bickering. (I made this up)

[remote latch]

Hiding in the walls again Sim I see

[cinder temple]

You can't prove it.

[remote latch]

okay maybe not - Potentially Simuel — 08/12/2021 Technically speaking, I am present in many places, possibly some of the same places as you, but not (reliably) in the walls as some people like to imagine.

wait a minute .. oh they are slightly different Ps rofl

[heavy dew]

Simuel isn’t there, he’s here, because he’s me

[cinder temple]

Slightly Different Peas, Duck's weekend garage band, opening for Reth's Rippers this weekend at the BERRYDOME!!!

[remote latch]

hi Berry who is Sim

[heavy dew]

And also hi Sim who is Berry!

[cinder temple]

I Berry knew him.

[heavy dew]

And hi Xrystal, of course! ^^

[stiff fractal]

Hi Sim, who is [insert name]?!

/nickname [insert name]

aw, that doesn't work here?

[remote latch]

[heavy dew]

You can change nickname through the server settings but not commands

[stiff fractal]

commands are so handy though!

[heavy dew]

Only if you know about them ^^ with them being addons through bots I mean, but yes, yes they are

[cinder temple]

I gave Berry a command once, you know.

[stiff fractal]

W-what kind of command...?

[cinder temple]

He still hasn't given it back.

[stiff fractal]

Is there honestly a item that is named 'command'?

Oh, that item, gotcha

[heavy dew]

What are we talking about?

[stiff fractal]

Dunno, we are just normal chuus chuuing at each other. Super duper normal, nothing to see here.

I FINALLY FOUND THE BETA FOLDER WITH THE DEV HELL SCREENSHOTS brb checking if nda is still active

[viral lotus]

dont know i blocked him

[heavy dew]

Hiya Palasand ^^ how you been?

[bright forge]

Hi Berry!

[stiff fractal]

Got an invite? 👀

wait is that even allowed as a question?

[heavy dew]

Perin!

[viral lotus]

pretty good Berry

[heavy dew]

You can ask, they don’t have to answer :P but I don’t believe it breaks NDA to say, since you can just check their names if they have alpha roles

But many are likely cautious, understandably

[stiff fractal]

Good point, yeah

[heavy dew]

Then again I don’t know what the NDA actually says, but that’s just my logical conclusion

[vale crypt]

my mail box is empty

and lost ark is down for maint

[remote latch]

ooh I saw someone with Alpha Tester who wasn't a Pre-Alpha tester last night/this morning.. they do exist

[fallen summit]

don't worry, you're not alone, we'll keep you company

[vale crypt]

I shall drown my sorrows in peanut butter

[viral lotus]

dont buy peanut butter any more

[chilly crater]

Peanut butter is delicious

[bright forge]

I don't have invite so I can stay here 100% hooray!

[viral lotus]

i know

[chilly crater]

I've transitioned from chunky to smooth and

Idk man I stop buying it cause there's like 7 metric tons of sugar in it

[fallen summit]

don't celebrate too early

[viral lotus]

i love smooth to much

[bright forge]

carp I forgot toady is also invite day!

[chilly crater]

Demonfood

[stiff fractal]

9am is incoming. Just 6 and 35 minutes left until the final round of invites

[chilly crater]

I'm very ready to be disappointed, but secretly believing I'll get in

My brain is going crazy lmao

[stiff fractal]

I'm prepared to entirely give up on Palia forever if no invite. It is a mussst. ||and dis is a lie, ofc.||

[chilly crater]

Lmao it's the chaotic neutral. Only wanting to play Palia alpha, and nothing else

[viral lotus]

I want to play also but im not hoping

[stiff fractal]

pretty much, my goal is to discover one bug that gets my character hurling towards dev hell, the nothingness where no code exists

[cinder temple]

I achieved that exactly one time in an old PlayStation snowboarding game. I fell through the map and just... fell. Forever. I racked up millions of trick points but could never land to save my game and cement my record. Crowning childhood achievement.

[stiff fractal]

Hopefully you get to play sooner than later :) and the same goes to the rest of us, so may the chances be ever in your favor and don't forget to volunteer as a tribute if someone doesn't want their Alpha invite~

[chilly crater]

Invites are bound to emails sadly, so you can't give them away

[remote latch]

rofl .. 8 months on this server and I just spotted this dev quote -

which age limit will be in the game?
[S6] BuscoBear — 06/04/2021
Answer to this can vary by country, we'll have more info at a later date, sorry```

[chilly crater]

[stiff fractal]

Hah, that's so epic! Makes sense why you'd be racking insanely impossible points being in mid-air that long. I've ran into it several times, the most infamous being one from ESO Beta in 2013. And looks like NDA has been deleted since 2014 so if anyone wants to see the dev hell that exists in a MMO, go to #🎮│other-games

[surreal crest]

EYOO GOOD MORNING

[chilly crater]

CHAIRYBOY

[viral lotus]

hey Chair

[surreal crest]

Hi guys!

[chilly crater]

How goes the email scowering

[heavy dew]

Hiya Chair bb

[remote latch]

its on pause until they get up .. its only 2am there 🙂

[stiff fractal]

I wish it wasn't dependent on devs being present physically

[surreal crest]

Yeah no invite here

[vale crypt]

pull up a jar of peanut butter then

[remote latch]

It might be so that they can assist with any issues with the process or its reliant on their computers being active 🙂

[chilly crater]

Why must you keep crushing my dreams X

My icon perfectly describes my face now :(

[remote latch]

but that means for us we get till 2am or thereabouts our time for invites 🙂

[vale crypt]

2:36

[chilly crater]

Sigh.. You're right. as usual

[stiff fractal]

@remote latch First thought was the fact invitees needs to sign NDA with them but then what if invitees finds their invite at midnight and enter in here?! it might be a critical crisis of epic proportions, threatening the very core of what NDA protects from

[surreal crest]

Its funny, it looks like no one got the invite

[stiff fractal]

/obviouslynotseriousthough

[remote latch]

believe me that is quite possible

[surreal crest]

Well I was hoping at least Xrystal gets in :(

[iron bane]

Happy time zone! Here’s to hoping for that alpha invite! ❤️

[chilly crater]

I was hoping we'd all get in :((

[remote latch]

we still have till the end of day today 🙂

[surreal crest]

Ayep. I think they went with US users again tho

[chilly crater]

You're magic, right Chair? Maybe you could do some chair.. stuff to give us access

[remote latch]

major portion US .. rest elsewhere - no idea on percentages though

[chilly crater]

Cries in EU

[iron bane]

Some chairography, perhaps?

[stiff fractal]

I predict a sudden peak in the number of people actively crying all over the world at exactly 5 PM today

[chilly crater]

Chair.. maturgy?

[surreal crest]

Such power if beyond my reach. Even the ancient ones cannot make it happen

[chilly crater]

Damn..

[surreal crest]

My shot is 80/20

[viral roost]

Is that because you’re Mystic, not magic… I’m onto you chair.

[surreal crest]

You don't know what you are getting into BOI

[remote latch]

Twitter posts on NA/Elsewhere:
https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1491891776797376528?s=20&t=yYr9gjJjipIbjFur7d96xg
https://twitter.com/playPalia/status/1492252716340449281?s=20&t=yUJjAmxiKsFUoPqg8h3Aiw

[stiff fractal]

I saw somewhere that accessibility is indeed a thing of concern for Palia so I might just go ahead and actually ask them to please consider adding some people with certain unique perspectives so any possible issue in terms of barriers or disadvantages compared to other players is hammered out before release

[viral roost]

@surreal crest I don’t fear you chair! You’re not even Magic!

[surreal crest]

But I can make people disappear. You better watch where you sit 😉

[viral roost]

Ok ok you win

[chilly crater]

HE'S MAGIC TO ME

[remote latch]

At the moment accessibility features are limited at least in alpha - [S6] BuscoBear — 06/04/2021 pre-Alpha will be sorely lacking in accessibility features. Sorry

[stiff fractal]

The ones I saw was on Twitter

[viral roost]

My girlfriends big on crystals and stuff, I might ask her to manifest me an invite

[stiff fractal]

And was talking about alpha, not pre-alpha I believe

[remote latch]

I know .. was hunting that post down while you were typing 🙂 couldn't recall whether they said alpha or pre-alpha 🙂 But yes, I am sure they will slowly add accessibility features as they expand.

[stiff fractal]

Plus, when we talk about accessibility features, we're talking about things such as colorblind mode, better/more emphasis in hearing effects, subtitles if needed, etc etc.

What I meant was just merely playing the game itself as a person with disability, as it can easily show which sectors need improvement to ensure fairness

[remote latch]

You could put some examples of the non standard accessibility features ( color blindness etc ) in game-suggestions. They do grab out the ones they like 🙂

[stiff fractal]

for example in my case, since i can't hear, I'd be able to point out things that had no visual cue but was apparenlty a noise I was looking for/needed to hear/etc

[surreal crest]

Lets hope for the best. In the meantime I need to get my ass out of the bed and get to work. I'll see ya later guys, on a green fields of Palia

[chilly crater]

See ya chair

[stiff fractal]

See ya on the field of Palia, whether it be Alpha, Beta, or releaseeee~

[remote latch]

yeah I see that as being an issue 🙂 Did you post something like that on twitter for Amelia to see there in response to their accessibility quote you mentioned there ?

[stiff fractal]

there were many times when I was blocked in progression simply because I was missing something while players just went by one by one

and it wasn't because I was being dumb 😂 but good idea about asking on Twitter

[remote latch]

There is at least one other person that's deaf here so its not uncommon .. at least the good thing is you won't die because you didn't hear the beast creeping up behind you

[stiff fractal]

I believe in that case I do die, but in the form of sudden jumpscare.

many times I jumped outta my chair as my character explodes into a death screen after a creeper surprises me

(ala minecraft style)

[remote latch]

I mean't there isn't that sense of danger at all in Palia - as in no scary beast animal about to attack you

[stiff fractal]

Ohhh, gotcha... I'm unsure whether that should be seen as a positive or negative. Rather conflicted. 😂

[remote latch]

But, a waterfall in an adventure area may be something that could be a problem depending on how the action and adventure part of the game work

[stiff fractal]

wait wait what about combat like playing laser tag :gasp:

[remote latch]

combat = hunting animals at the moment

[heavy dew]

Or attacking trees with axes

[remote latch]

oooh but laser tag games in Palia worthy of #game-suggestions that one

[heavy dew]

But they call that combat a skill

[stiff fractal]

I realize that but since we see combat as a downside in a peaceful game, laser tag or similar modes would appease the combat-hungry while keeping things as peaceful as without any combat

goes to suggest before someone else ninjas it

[heavy dew]

There’s been plenty of family game style suggestions, such as snowball fights, board games, cook-offs

[remote latch]

ugh .. looks like another rainy day in the UK

[heavy dew]

What else is new? 👀

[remote latch]

[bright forge]

But when I think of you another shower starts 🎶

[chilly crater]

We've had mass rainfall the past three days

[remote latch]

ok off to check dishes and food situation

[chilly crater]

Barely anyone coming through the cafe

[heavy dew]

Do you have cinnamon buns?

[chilly crater]

Wait are you asking me or Xrystal

[heavy dew]

You ^^ Mr Cafe!

[chilly crater]

We do not have cinnamon buns, but I'd be glad to make you some haha

[heavy dew]

I mean as a Swede, it is my lifeblood

What is a pastry you just MUST have in Palia?

[chilly crater]

Now that's a good question

[bright forge]

Sweet roll with poppy

[heavy dew]

I try to ask only the best of questions

[chilly crater]

Just like.. Nice waffles

[heavy dew]

We talking sugar waffles like Belgian or more savory?

[chilly crater]

All three

[heavy dew]

Naturally, good answer

[chilly crater]

I wanna bake everything though

How about you, what's your plan in game?

[stiff fractal]

Fair, but nobody has mentioned laser tag right?

[heavy dew]

I’m gonna do absolutely everything but if animal husbandry is possible I’m gonna be hoarding chapaas.. I love the little fellas so much

[chilly crater]

Oooh yes, chapaa breeder Berry

[heavy dew]

The chapaa sanctuary!

[chilly crater]

For all your chapaa needs

[heavy dew]

I’ll be Palias equivalent of a crazy cat lady

But with, you know, 50 chapaas

[hearty dove]

Doggos

[stiff fractal]

Berry, you mentioned laser tag last year but didn't suggest it. WHY!? Now it's my suggestion, huehue.

[heavy dew]

I’ve got like 25k messages I’ve mention a lot of things xD

[stiff fractal]

only one message contains "laser tag"

[bright forge]

I still need 1.8k messages to join 10k club

[stiff fractal]

This one, btw

[heavy dew]

I have too much time, or I’m too good at procrastinating

[stiff fractal]

Or simply didn't think about suggesting. Don't worry, I'll give you OG credit if the suggestion ever gets developed

[upbeat bloom]

10k messages? Holy ... you are busy here

[stiff fractal]

I didn't even see the target reply orz my bad

[cunning mural]

still no palia invite now time to cry in bed

[heavy dew]

I haven’t put anything in suggestions I believe, simply because so many are already and I don’t know what already is in or what fits their style, so I wait ^^

[bright forge]

some have 20k

[cunning mural]

[cunning mural]

holy

[heavy dew]

I think the 20k+ is me, Xrystal and Rin

[upbeat bloom]

awee..

[stiff fractal]

Yeah, that is a common concern for suggestions those days but is there a explict rule to not suggest things that has already been suggested?

I see why there is a 24/7 slowmode now

[bright forge]

that's called common sense

[hearty dove]

not suggesting things twice makes it easier to read for the devs

[stiff fractal]

Not necessarily... Like, why would players bother suggesting anything if they MUST dig through history each time a suggestion idea comes to them?

[heavy dew]

There isn’t a rule but there’s so much in there it’s bound to have repeats. But what I meant was I don’t know hats in the game already

[cyan basin]

Not asking the same question 1 out of 10 times, for 8 months, when its already been answered in the FAQ

[stiff fractal]

Yeah, that's more in line I guess. Poor devs having to sort out the repeats lol

[cyan basin]

grumpy old lady mode

[bright forge]

I mean you don't need to dig though all of it or just use search thingy. I mean some people suggest same thing suggested like 3 comments above.

[stiff fractal]

well when it's like that, of course it's common sense lmao

[heavy dew]

You mean.. release when?

[cyan basin]

Monetization

[heavy dew]

Oh that too yeah xD

[hearty dove]

System requirements ?

[stiff fractal]

"release when" gives us... 82 results in search!

[cyan basin]

Free to play, buy to play, subscription, microtransaction, currency exchange

[stiff fractal]

"when release", however, is even more at 415 😵‍💫

[heavy dew]

There’s a reason I’ve said “much closer than 3 years” or similar like over 100 times xD

[stiff fractal]

I'm in tears laughing with the results of "give me a invite"

[cyan basin]

'buy a code' or 'kickstarter' would be good too, lol

[stiff fractal]

Especially the first result, such a inner mood

did you mean: buy an invite?

[cyan basin]

buy an alpha code is what I have seen

[stiff fractal]

Oh, I see, it is in fact a code. devious planning ensues

[cyan basin]

actually, wayyyy back in the very first round of pre alpha a guy got banned for asking that.... over and over and over again

not 'how do I do it' but 'hey you, sell me your invite code'

[stiff fractal]

lmao, gotta give that guy some credit for trying to get what they clearly were dying to get

[cyan basin]

definitely not the type of person I'd trust with an NDA, personally, lol

[stiff fractal]

(not credit for that approach though it v rude, take note peeps, don't do eet.)

[bright forge]

if you want to smile search "pancake hat"

[stiff fractal]

it absolutely is a must-exist item in Palia at this poin-- wow, 177 results 😂

[heavy dew]

Or search for “non alpha spouse”

Those are also a good read

[cyan basin]

I hope wippit gets in, lol

[chilly crater]

I was like "berry has been That active? Well I must be at at least 10k"

Cries in 2k :(

[cyan basin]

quality over quantity, unless you are xrystal, then its both, lol

[chilly crater]

I'm hoping I got 2k semi-decent messages haha

[viral roost]

Are you Dutch Insert?

[stiff fractal]

I am actually Dutch by blood, but I'm born Canadian

What precise guess you have there, nice one.

[chilly crater]

That's a cool mix

Dutch-Canadian

[stiff fractal]

Aboriginal-Dutch-Canadian, officially, but thank you~

||I put this info on my random bios over the internet, so don't worry about whether it's not good to leak or not. It's leaked for years by now, hahah. But don't follow my crappy security example||

Dear lord, the entries with Wippit Guud makes me want to re-attempt a rallying cry to get both Wippit and Xrystal their rightful invite to Alpha

Oooh, Wippit lives much closer to me than I realized. Neato

[heavy dew]

I’ve been here since June 3rd and spent a lot of time answering questions like Xrystal, only reason I have that many

[chilly crater]

Yeeah fair enough

[heavy dew]

But she got way more organized than me and have all the quotes available, one can only be in awe of Xrystal’s messages ^^

[stiff fractal]

The ping didn't happen. I am as displeased as einar in this emote

[viral roost]

That’s really cool, so you speak Dutch or not so much?

[stiff fractal]

Berry, you're awesome too <3

[stiff fractal]

Absolutely no Dutch, sadly. Just Americano Singing Language. Or more sensibly, American Sign Language

[heavy dew]

I’d like to learn to sign, its very handy
Apart from the pun and joke, it actually is a great tool

[viral roost]

I see 😅 what a coincidental guess then

[stiff fractal]

Yeah lol, I must have said a Dutch term to prompt your guess... what was it?

[viral lotus]

oh that last coffee is putting me tosleep so of to bed i go

[viral roost]

Earlier you said something, I think you meant to say ‘it’ but instead said ‘eet’… I was just guessing autocorrect, I only asked because I’m in the process of learning dutch 😅 sorry if I scared you

[stiff fractal]

It totally is! Very akin to a secret language, except you run the risk of other unknown deaf / fluent signers watching your convo, so... don't talk about topics one wouldn't normally bring up in public. Very bad habit from the deaf community, I swear... at least here.

Good night @viral lotus sweet dreams

[stiff fractal]

Oh, no, I see 'eet' as a meme wording for it. Like Henlo for hello

[versed sail]

Wait... you're telling me when I say "DO EET" that's correct for some people??? Not just fun to say out loud???

[stiff fractal]

Really interesting that it's also Dutch for it or is it even translated as it?

Right, Maya, what a mindshocker

[green plume]

Dutchie here, eet means eat 😁

[stiff fractal]

DO EAT

[versed sail]

expires from shock

[viral roost]

No no

[green plume]

Do is not Dutch, other than do ri mi

[stiff fractal]

rezzes Maya no dying, no

[viral roost]

Eet means eat, and do isn’t a word

[stiff fractal]

Do is a word in English dies

[heavy dew]

Return please so I can say henlo

[chilly crater]

MAYA!

[versed sail]

spinny rez returns

[stiff fractal]

types henlo in preparation

[versed sail]

ODIN

[stiff fractal]

slow mode gets me this time orz

BERRY WHERE IS YOUR HENLO PAY ATTENTION BERRY 🥺

[chilly crater]

How's life?

[heavy dew]

HENLO

[stiff fractal]

smh, so late. jk

[heavy dew]

I’m doing my coursework xD

[versed sail]

I have a cuppa tea. Feels pretty good right now!

[stiff fractal]

ooh, tough stuff, good luck with that D:

[versed sail]

HOLA ❤️

[chilly crater]

Good to hear

[celest maple]

i have to pee but it’s toasty in bed and i don’t want to get up

[stiff fractal]

"Aaah, nothing like a nice cuppa tea!" - Generic RuneScape Player of any era, any time.

[chilly crater]

I know what I must do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

[versed sail]

I experienced this myself today.

Now I have tea!!!

[celest maple]

sweet, i might make myself some coffee

[viral roost]

It’ll be even warmer if you per in the bed

[chilly crater]

I'm stuck at work while my partner gets to relax and read back at my apartment >:( I cannot enjoy a cuppa ANYTHING

[stiff fractal]

well, you eventually face the extreme choice of either just peeing freely in the bed (makes it more warm tho I guess?) or urgently run to nearest toilet before an accident occurs from holding way too long. Player, be warned.

[versed sail]

It's tough being the Allfather ❤️

[chilly crater]

You know it, chief 😔

[stiff fractal]

I almost asked what the allfather was referencing to, then I realized Odin despite knowing your username is Odin

Me thinks my adhd brain may be a wee bit tired

[chilly crater]

It's okay. Despite the myth, I do not in fact know everything at all times either.

[versed sail]

I read that as ad&d brain, so not fully at capacity either. 😄

[stiff fractal]

What is ad&d even

a&e, gotcha. a&w, gotcha. ad&d can't even

[wintry wasp]

Hell. Second Edition's formal name, if I recall right.

But I suspect "ADHD" was the intention? lol

[stiff fractal]

ADVANCED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS OHH

[versed sail]

YAS

[chilly crater]

My advanced dungeons and dragons brain. That's awesome.

[stiff fractal]

There absolutely must be a d20 easter egg in Palia or I ragequit

[wintry wasp]

But both are valid for scatter brain cause AD&D is complicated just for the sake of being complicated and casters are ACTUALLY useless for half the game. lol

[celest maple]

i suppose Palia won't run on a macbook air from 2014/2015 lol

[stiff fractal]

SO TRUE

I mean, to the above comment but both applies to my comment

[wintry wasp]

They keep saying the goal is to look as nice as possible while being as low on hardware as possible, in more and fancier words.

[chilly crater]

Enthusiastically agreeing with the fact that Palia won't work on a MacBook air haha

[stiff fractal]

Epitome of ADHD, no?

[wintry wasp]

That's assuming Mac support. That or put Windows on it. lol

[chilly crater]

Linux emulator on a MacBook with windows installed

[stiff fractal]

Genius solution

[chilly crater]

Why have one when you can rule the world with all elements

[stiff fractal]

THE LAST AIRBENDER

[wintry wasp]

YES. Run Windows on a Mac OS device, then run a Linux shell in Windows.

[stiff fractal]

Only Aang wasn't the last after all. uwu

[chilly crater]

The Last OS bender

[stiff fractal]

The four PC elements:

Windows, the essence of fire.
Linux, the essence of water.
MacOS, the essence of air.
Android, the essence of earth. (just because. yknow. alien android is green.)

[versed sail]

He was for a hot minute though.

[celest maple]

considering it overheated yesterday while watching a stream it's safe to assume i'll have to buy a new computer finally

always kept putting it off because all i do is lay in bed and scroll through imageboards anyway haha

[wispy meadow]

But one day, the Windows attacked.

[stiff fractal]

As long you got the money, always a fun idea to get new PC parts. Don't @ me if you buy premade computers, you being ripped off hard

[celest maple]

is it possible to custom build a laptop or should i settle for premade then as well?

[versed sail]

How computer savvy are you?

[chilly crater]

I find it odd that I haven't met a single person who's gotten into Alpha who hasn't already been in pre alpha

[celest maple]

0!

[versed sail]

When was the last time you dusted your computer?

[stiff fractal]

Only the Gamer, master of all four OSes, could stop them, but when the world needed him the most, he vanished.

[wispy meadow]

XD

[celest maple]

never, i used to dust my computer off regularly back when i had a stationary desktop but with this laptop i'm afraid of breaking something if i open it.

[chilly crater]

Then again.. The majority of the server isn't active in Palia chat so that may make sense

[versed sail]

Got pets?

[celest maple]

a cat

[stiff fractal]

When it comes down to laptops, it's pretty much just premade or go for the extra unaffordable custom option

[versed sail]

Ahhh

[stiff fractal]

The parts are sadly usually unremovable, and is made to the laptop's dimensions therefore there'd be a LOT of unusable parts if one was doing it the same way one would if it was a PC

Also, I think you can get by with just dusting off the exterior of the laptop. But I haven't owned a real laptop for years, thanks to a random decision of joining the Surface Pro ownership club. ||ok, when my wording looks weird, that's a sign my brain is facing incoming systemic failure resulting in sleep.||

[civic axle]

Good morning from a person who got an invite last night!

Is what I’d say if I got an invite last night.

[chilly crater]

You got me fooled

[stiff fractal]

Totally mood

[cyan basin]

night all

[versed sail]

Your laptop could potentially be salvaged. Could just be years of cat dander in the intake causing overheats. 🙀
It wouldn't be the first time that's happened to someone.

[remote latch]

hi zone

[celest maple]

could be, thanks.

[remote latch]

hi Hardalor

[stiff fractal]

the upset expression at the last panel of this meme (as in, the ... is what I'd ___ if I got ___ meme) is exactly how I imagine the expression of people without an alpha invite by 5pm tonight

[novel bobcat]

Hi all

[remote latch]

hopefully things will be less erm . vocal than in pre-alpha 🤞

[stiff fractal]

I remember when I had a broken but functional laptop prone to severe overheating, each time it boots up I had to literally blow air into it super hard just to have the fans start up... at that point, I highly suggest just giving it up and get a new one before your lungs decide to collapse

[remote latch]

I have a laptop cooling mat for my laptop .. but I feel less of a need with the macbook than the PC laptop which gets very hot after a while .. thankfully they're usually only used when I went on vacation

[chilly crater]

Hey Teren!

[stiff fractal]

I don't think you're fooling anyone except yourself with that impossible wish

[celest maple]

i'll start looking for new upgrades, it's been time for me to get a new one years ago.

[stiff fractal]

If pre alpha had hundreds of thousands players wanting in, I can't imagine the numbers for alpha

... well, a hundred, I mean.

[remote latch]

well the chat on day 1 of invites was considerably better in comparison to pre-alpha ( we had to go to 10 minute slow mode posting for a few hours ) .. so using that comparitive I'm hopefully.

[stiff fractal]

Well, I want to see a raging riot demanding access to Palia instantly. I ordered popcorn for it!

[versed sail]

I want to see more Xrystal art

[stiff fractal]

What a excellent suggestion

[remote latch]

well we had between 80k ( discord count ) and perhaps 100k ( non discord extras ) waiting for pre-alpha access .. with 1.4k getting in .... this time we have from 118k+ (discord count) to maybe 200k+ (non discord extras ) waiting for alpha access ... with roughly 4k-8k getting in ( based on Amelia's daily count estimate )

[remote latch]

soon .. imagining what Charlie the Cheeky Chapaa and his new found chapaa buddies will do when they get back to Auni's farm and all that farm produce 🙂

[stiff fractal]

Riot guaranteed

[versed sail]

I thought 10K were getting in this time?

[remote latch]

nah, that was a mod post that got removed .. about 1k-2k per day as per Amelias post .. let me grab it - #💬│palia-discussions message

[sturdy ingot]

today is the last day of invite-sending, right? is there still a chance of receiving one?

[stiff fractal]

Devs better prepare to temporarily shut down the discord server in response to a raging riot. And then we come back to a totally empty server. Sounds like a fun time! ... not

[versed sail]

Yep! Their day hasn't even started yet!

[sturdy ingot]

thank you!!

[remote latch]

yeah we have till the end of S6's work day today .. but we have several hours before they start though

[sturdy ingot]

im hoping i get in last minute but i cant for the life of me remember if i even filled out the survey 😭

[stiff fractal]

I demand invite overtime to meet the original target of 10k ||just so we get a lil more chance to have an invite. Seriously though imagine whaddya say if this happens and you realize you'd not be getting an invite if the overtime wasn't demanded for?||

[versed sail]

Send Amelia a dm with your email. She can check if you're on the list (when she gets in)

[sturdy ingot]

oh thank you!! like the list of invitees or just of people who submitted?

[remote latch]

the problem is the 10k mention wasn't from the S6 devs .. so they don't have to uphold to it

[tardy sentinel]

Good morning, Palians. ^^

Oh man, final day.... I'm excited and nervous.

[remote latch]

just the list of people that have signed up

[chilly crater]

Watch them just do a flip and say "we've decided to make it an open alpha instead" haha

[sturdy ingot]

i think its best if they stick with their planned numbers tbh, they probably know how many people the game can handle better than anyone else

[stiff fractal]

Curses! Foiled by foolish, normal everyday hoomans that are not of S6 status... scampers off as a chuu

[sturdy ingot]

sorry if you were joking, im a bit slow with that ^^

[remote latch]

you'll get to know the jokers .. we're a jovial bunch here 🙂

this is why we have emotes like

[stiff fractal]

Lol, mostly joking, but I really want need the invite. 😂 so I would totally seriously suggest overtime if it meant more chance to get invite

[chilly crater]

I'm an agent of chaos

[sturdy ingot]

lolol

idm not getting in first round, itd just be nice

[stiff fractal]

you're a jovial agent of joking, trying to pass off as an agent of chaos. Sorry, not badass enough.

||oh wait a min, youre the Allfather. Nvm, you pass the badassery requirement.||

[sturdy ingot]

im also going through a bit of a rough patch in life rn so it would be nice to have a distraction yaknow

[remote latch]

you wait until you see Thor ... with the two of them in the room

[stiff fractal]

And a distraction you shalt get from the chatroom jokers, jesters, and fools

[sturdy ingot]

omg?

[stiff fractal]

no distraction is occuring guys why are we failing NOW

[remote latch]

rofl

[sturdy ingot]

you will have to jest harder if you want to distract

[remote latch]

It gets very distracting when the theories fly .. I mean .. have you asked if we could have fast travel .. via tortoise ? 🙂

[stiff fractal]

and how the heck can you even assume like that, fool?

He* is just as male as any male, stfu

[versed sail]

So? Why do you care?

[sturdy ingot]

its alright guys, just ignore em, theyre clearly trolling lmao

[stiff fractal]

I can certainly refer you to a porn site gladly

[versed sail]

Praise be the mods ❤️

[spring rivet]

sorry about that pals

[stiff fractal]

Mods strikes, yet no words. Sus. Do mods even exist?

[sturdy ingot]

i dont even have short hair i love this guy

[versed sail]

🦆

[stiff fractal]

WHY WAS I 1 SPLIT SECOND LATE

[remote latch]

thank you Super Duck ..

🥭 🥭 🥭 🥭 🥭

[sturdy ingot]

its alright! thanks for the help

[burnt elm]

Hihi

[stiff fractal]

Henlo~

[sturdy ingot]

heyo :D

[remote latch]

I was in the middle of checking to see if that was the only chat they did rofl

I see you're still sporting your Officer Quackie pfp 🙂

[stiff fractal]

Forgive me for not keeping this comment to myself, but I thought fads of the internet change pretty quickly. Why are there still fools who think it's fun to poke at pronouns? Like, it's 2022, not the 1980s, so please hurry up with the catching up

[sturdy ingot]

soooo true

tbh im having a bad day but that was hilarious. like i dont even have short hair 😂

[stiff fractal]

Shows how deeply ignorant people can be, smh

glad you got to laugh though that was the goal <3 GOAL ACHIEVED~

[sturdy ingot]

hell yes. the ultimate jest

[remote latch]

thankfully those type of situations don't happen here much .. in fact that was the first time I see that particular type of interaction .. since I joined on day 2

[versed sail]

Same.

[stiff fractal]

Wow, really? I would have thought more often, but guess the epic wholesomeness of Palia repels the weakling fools

[sturdy ingot]

well thats good, omg. glad it doesnt happen much

[versed sail]

That's not how we roll here.

[spring rivet]

don't worry pals, the Pond Patrol is eyeing the server 24/7 to keep y'all safe

[stiff fractal]

Can I join the Pond Patrol?!?! Quaccck?

[remote latch]

as I said last night .. we hug them until they give up or smother them with cosiness 🙂

[chilly crater]

Not convincing enough, I can tell a human said that!

[stiff fractal]

until the troll transitions into a Palian, reborn.

[remote latch]

yep that has happened

[stiff fractal]

But sir, I'm in human form, not duck form, what did ya expect?!

[remote latch]

Mystic Chair is currently our side of the Pond Patrol .. you can always ask him But he's at work at the moment.

and Berry typing disappears .. was that the cat Berry ?

[stiff fractal]

ALARMS GOES OFF FOR CATTO TYPING

[heavy dew]

T’was me 👀

[chilly crater]

Berry!

[stiff fractal]

deactivates alarms false alarm

[heavy dew]

But discord hadn’t refreshed and it was a message to a conversation already laid to rest, so I stopped typing ^^

[chilly crater]

Sire Berryforth Legendarious of the seventh batallion, esq

[remote latch]

that has actually happened before .. Daphne ( Blackheart ) one of the mods was typing for ages but then stopped .. turned out her cat had sat on the space bar rofl

[stiff fractal]

Oh my goodness that's so amazing. Surely a story to tell to the grandchildren, and I'm not even kidding.

... even though I am serious about it, reading my text makes it imply sarcasm. Damn it text begone

[chilly crater]

cough vc cough

[stiff fractal]

cough deaf cough

[remote latch]

rofl

[chilly crater]

Ah yeah, that..

[heavy dew]

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing, just like puns

[stiff fractal]

there needs to be a handhands chat

[chilly crater]

Well I feel terrible now

[remote latch]

uh oh .. runs and hides

[heavy dew]

Vc clearly stands for video chat which allows to sign.. right.. Odin? cough

[chilly crater]

Exactly!!

[stiff fractal]

Don't be! Fun fact: LITERALLY all the people that happens to not be deaf says exactly the same thing.. that they feel bad about it. But don't be! Legit normal to think that way

[chilly crater]

(thanks buddy I owe you one)

[heavy dew]

Saved!

[stiff fractal]

Whoa, amazingly, rewording sweeps in and saves Odin from a fate of feeling badness

[chilly crater]

Its easy to forget, only having known you through chat. Thanks

[heavy dew]

In an unbelievable turn of events..!

[sturdy ingot]

ive wanted to learn sign language for a while! do you know ASL or is it in another language?

[stiff fractal]

Ye, fluent in ASL

hands does gang signs

[heavy dew]

I too wish to learn sign, when time allows, I shall

[sturdy ingot]

thats cool!! idk if i should learn ASL or the danish version, i guess the latter might be more useful to me?

[stiff fractal]

Protip: always learn the swears first. Always.

[sturdy ingot]

LOL

[chilly crater]

I was but one step away from my inevitable doom, when in a flash of light, Sire Berryforth Legendarious of the seventh batallion, esq swooped down on his massive Pegasus and saved my life. And my dignity.

[remote latch]

we were talking sign language ( local signing? ) being like gang signs that last night ...

[heavy dew]

I can use the middle finger for a swear but I don’t think it’s part of a dictionary.. 👀

[stiff fractal]

swears have the higheeeeeeest chance out of any signs to be used by a non-fluent learner. I don't have sources, but if someone was to research it, I'd bet money on it

[chilly crater]

Truly, a deed or pure kindness and compassion one shall rarely forget.

[remote latch]

its the same for spoken language learning .. especially at school .. I got a French dictionary once for school and everyone went straight for the swear words

[stiff fractal]

well, berry, surprise surprise.

the middle finger IS the sign for fuck. ||except, there's another sign that's more official for ASLsque-fuckesque.||

[heavy dew]

Well then damn I’m fluent in 1 word in ASL

[stiff fractal]

Everyone is fluent in that one word, naturally

[chilly crater]

Mom she said the frick word >:(

[stiff fractal]

Allfather, why are you calling for mom

[remote latch]

Oh thank you for that .. I love giving comebacks when people swear at me

[stiff fractal]

who's your mom even?! Hel!?

[remote latch]

Cinna morning

[heavy dew]

Cinna!

[chilly crater]

Oh yeah shes like millenia gone

[ocean stone]

Ello pals!

[sturdy ingot]

hi!!

[ocean stone]

What's shakin'?!

[stiff fractal]

but I thought gods were always existing somehow, even when they are chopped into million parts

[chilly crater]

Bestla, is Odins mom. A Jotunn woman

[heavy dew]

How waseth thy valentines?

[stiff fractal]

and thrown into -- oh wait that's Roman myth. I get both mixed up. ouch

[remote latch]

did you sort your SSN problem out yesterday ? Was it a fake email warning or really a problem and all sorted ?

[chilly crater]

Oh Heya Cinna!

[sturdy ingot]

its funny i nearly forgot yesterday was valentines, no one irl mentioned it

[stiff fractal]

same here, as if it wasn't anything for this community area I live in

[ocean stone]

Defeated we defeated seven evil x's, so I call it a success!

[heavy dew]

I mean it is only a holiday made for revenue gaining purposes

[sturdy ingot]

danes are just killjoys who dont care about any holidays except christmas

[stiff fractal]

F**k captialism. More Palia, please.

[sturdy ingot]

also thats true

[stiff fractal]

replace capitalist systems with Paliaism

[ocean stone]

It is an actual problem lol but I do still have identity theft insurance right now. I need to call and get my credit frozen today though 😅

[stiff fractal]

GUYS I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR WORLD PEACE. PALIAISM

[remote latch]

Valentines Day is fault of Roman - First Valentines Day Celebration : 14 February 496 AD

[stiff fractal]

ok, let's blame modern day romans

[remote latch]

Overflow !!

[heavy dew]

If you’re a Dane, we are sworn enemies official due to Scandinavian regulations but we can be friends in secret

[ocean stone]

Oh really? I thought Mars started it

[remote latch]

The Romans had a festival called Lupercalia in the middle of February - officially the start of their springtime.

[stiff fractal]

Serious, critical question: WHY is that animated peeking gif of a, presumably chuu, NOT available as emoji?!

[ocean stone]

[inland grove]

So I just discovered this game. It looks beautiful

[stiff fractal]

Cinna, I specifically said animated, but thanks though. 😂

[bright forge]

Who needs Valentine when you have F***ing day where main attraction is jumping over bonefire.

[heavy dew]

Because I didn’t make my emote animated :P

[stiff fractal]

So, make it. chop chop~! time-a wasting~

[remote latch]

hi Perin

[bright forge]

Hi

[ocean stone]

You said animated gif but not animated emote

[heavy dew]

I’m not sufficient enough in animation to try, don’t look at me I just work on the emotes!

[stiff fractal]

But I did say gif in the form of a emoji 👀 are we going to have a semantic war?

[inland grove]

Sorry if it's already been asked, is this only on PC? or due to go to consoles? Just wondering where the devs are at, at the moment ❤️

[ocean stone]

Also I just woke up xD be kind to me. I need coffee

[remote latch]

At the moment PC release with mobile priority amongst the rest of the platforms they are able to get Palia on 🙂

[heavy dew]

Pc only for now and likely on launch but looking to expand to as many platforms as they can

[bright forge]

PC at the start and rest of platforms later

[stiff fractal]

I believe the devs are very open to making it available on whatever system they are allowed to make available of

My wording. orz

[heavy dew]

If people do want some of the emotes I made animated I can always give it a go, add it to the list of projects for the server

[inland grove]

Thank you folks! ❤️ I'm due to have a great PC by the end of the year, hopefully I'll have something like this to play!

[remote latch]

We're aiming to release on "most" platforms after PC launch, mobile is a high priority, I don't think I can say more than that right now. ```

[stiff fractal]

I actually did an animated emoji, so I shall give it a try

[inland grove]

Brilliant ❤️

[summer obsidian]

Watch me trying to buy Palia on every single released platform...just cause, lol!

[ocean stone]

Would you be drawing new art for it?

[remote latch]

Looks at my Iphone, Ipad, macbook, pc laptop , pc desktop .. maybe me too

[stiff fractal]

Well, who wouldn't want to have the ability to transition from PC, onto Nintendo Switch as you walk out of the door, then log into a friend's Xbox/PS console to play Palia while ignoring your friend, then return to PC palia? All day Palia, for teh winz.

I keep forgetting mobile is now considered a.. gag gaming console

[remote latch]

We are starting on PC and adding more platforms from there. Where crossplay is possible we will push to support it.```

[stiff fractal]

It never will to me. Like, fine, game on a multiuse screen but don';t call it a console reee

[celest maple]

happy valentine's day (forgot to say happy valentine's day yesterday)

i'm an incel but i still found ways to celebrate it with some incel friends now that COVID restrictions are down :D hope you had a good one too

[stiff fractal]

confusion

[ocean stone]

Anyway

[stiff fractal]

Literally had to google "is incels a good thing now...?"

[ocean stone]

Let's just.. let it go quietly into the night...

[stiff fractal]

Yes, look at that CHUU

[remote latch]

chapaa chapaa chapaa chapaa chapaa chuu chuu

[stiff fractal]

yes, THAT chuu

[celest maple]

no need to be rude to him, he hasn't said anything bad

[bright forge]

We are not rude we just go on with our day

[stiff fractal]

Don't comment don't comment don't comment dont comment look at the dancing chuu it dance it happ it fluff

[ocean stone]

@stiff fractal If you do modify the sticker to make it an animated emote, you may want to check with the original community artist to make sure it's OK with them to do so (assuming you want to have it uploaded to this discord)

[stiff fractal]

Do you know who the OG is, by chance?

[celest maple]

i think it's berry

[bright forge]

There is doc pinned Somewhere with all artists

[remote latch]

Berry is

[celest maple]

:D

[remote latch]

doc is pinned to #🎨│old-palia-fan-art for future reference

[stiff fractal]

@heavy dew can I have your holy artistic permission 🙏 [out of context pings for the win?]

[plain hound]

heeeyyy what up Palians!

[remote latch]

hi Capa

[celest maple]

hello capa :D

[heavy dew]

Which emote is in question?

[celest maple]

hope you're hvaing an awesome day

[remote latch]

the peek

[stiff fractal]

All I want to try to do is just animate it, change nothing

[heavy dew]

Ah, I’m gonna give it a go myself to animate it, if I give up or feel I don’t have the time I’ll let you have at it ^^

[stiff fractal]

Thank god, more gamer time for me

[celest maple]

love me some gamer time

[wintry wasp]

So since I sleep days... Part of me wants to be all "When I wake up, I'll have my wizard school letter golden ticket actual superpowers Palia email." ... But I'm not lucky or optimistic about this! 😄

[celest maple]

will be awesome spending our gamer time in Palia in the future :D

[remote latch]

soon .. if not today .. then maybe next test cycle

[ocean stone]

Hardalor!

[stiff fractal]

Seriously could see the close comparsion between a Hogwarts school letter for first years and a Palia alpha invite.
... Wait.

This is Hogwarts, just that they had to go through a major renaming process when Harry Potter books got released to the public

[ocean stone]

Always good to see you around Pal

[remote latch]

yeah, we usually make comments like that .... Hermione got my invite .. Errol the Owl went to the wrong address etc

[stiff fractal]

That's why we aren't getting our invites, Xrystal. Cursed owls being confused on addresses

[wintry wasp]

Always good to see you and others! I'm just in too many communities so I randomly vanish for periods of time. lol

[remote latch]

you do ? never noticed .. oh hes gone again

[ocean stone]

Cats do tend to wander off and roam if you let them.

[celest maple]

lolololol

[wintry wasp]

I'd put a gif of that dude who just fades away after throwing the peace sign. lol

But no gifs for good reason. lol

[remote latch]

woot .. new computer stuff came today .. once the alpha invite stuff has died down will be practically silent for most of the day while I get my computer sorted

[wintry wasp]

This is true. We like to find weird, comfy spots and just give the "Yeah, I'm good" face(which you can't see) when you're frantically looking for us.

[celest maple]

that's awesome, new PC stuff is always a treat

even though sometimes one's wallet doesnt agree

[plain hound]

I'm anxious about Alpha testing, on one side I want to participate on the other, I'm a big blob of no energy lately.

[remote latch]

yeah .. I will be paying mum back for a while

[remote latch]

well you can always be the tester to see how very little gameplay time affects enjoyment of the game

[ocean stone]

That's the "yeah I'm good face" right lol

[timid prism]

night all, have a good one and please be safe

[celest maple]

you too!

[keen latch]

A first, and is it like a new computer?

[iron bane]

You too!

[remote latch]

nope .. just motherboard, cpu and memory

[stiff fractal]

This is what Maverick does all the time. He disappears, I yell out for him, start looking, etc
Then, after 10 minutes of slowly increasing panic as he is not found, suddenly he's too easily found on some spot that I repeatedly looked at already. Furry kiddo obviously always manages to sneak into a spot like that as I searched in other spots. Because I'm panicking and yelling for him, he likes to give me his trademark head bob expression "sup? wot is wrong?" face which is always a lie each time because he is a serial, but heavily lovable troublemaker <3

[keen latch]

Makes sense, I was wondering where the hell you would’ve gotten a new gpu

[celest maple]

animals are the best :D

[stiff fractal]

Don't even mention GPU, rip prices

[heavy dew]

Not enough silicon to go around

[remote latch]

yeah .. my graphics card is enough for now .. not great but I can play my games well enough 🙂

its more an upgrade for windows 11 .. current hardware not compatible

[ocean stone]

But I heard there was a whole valley for obtaining that!

[wintry wasp]

Our cat Pogo does that weekly...

[heavy dew]

We’ve been deceived! Time to raid the valley for silicon!

[stiff fractal]

I wouldn't be surprised if new GPU owners who bought GPUs right before the hell broke loose and shot up the GPU value insanely, are made defacto millionaries one day just because their one 3060ti is worth millions

[wintry wasp]

And now I do workout in VR because I need to get active!

[heavy dew]

I do all my running in minecraft, so far though I gotta say I haven’t gotten better stamina

[remote latch]

oh .. and I won't be totally offline .. have my phone after all

[keen latch]

Haha, the grind never stops

[stiff fractal]

at least your catto does it only weekly. Mine loves to do it multiple times a day and literally refuse to make himself visible no matter how loud I tried to say his name ||... but granted, I have no idea if he knows I'm trying to call his name, or even if I'm verbally doing it close enough. My voicebox is so underused, okay?!?!? send help.||

[remote latch]

the question is how long I can stay away .. I have an addictive personality 🙂

[stiff fractal]

Give into the wholesome addiction that is Palia

Never stay away, be part of Palia forevur.

||to the point where you literally confuse newbies into thinking you're also a NPC||

[remote latch]

For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : The Support Group, you are attending the 8th month of 'Waiting for Palia'. While you wait for your Palia fix take a look through the network of channels and take the mini fix that is accessible from the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. The #❔│game-faqs channel includes links to Rin's Overview and Vlad's Detailed FAQ documents. The dose of information in these channels/documents will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently added blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. To help you manage your Palia need you could come up with some ideas on what would be good activities in Palia and submit them to the #game-suggestions channel. And if you haven't managed to get your Palia fix yet, make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. But, by the time the game is released you may already be addicted. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .

[celest maple]

that's actually what i initially thought when i first joined here

[compact condor]

Morning pals!

[stiff fractal]

Shush, you spammy npc

[celest maple]

good morning :D

[compact condor]

Where are all my Palia Peasants without invites? How are we feeling this morning?

[stiff fractal]

To be fair, Xrystal has the wikibot thing in the username and it's more common to see bots with such naming style

near death and need invite to survive @compact condor help me

[remote latch]

I have never .. in my Palia Discord life .. been asked if I was a bot ... never .. crosses fingers behind my back

[stiff fractal]

Knock on wood, quick!

[compact condor]

@stiff fractal lol i feel ya

[sturdy ingot]

youre swedish im assuming? *enters a fighting stance*

[stiff fractal]

Ikr. How dare the devs hype up such a beautiful MMO and not even send out enough invites. Hoooow DAREEE theeeeem!

[heavy dew]

Aye! flails fists randomly

[stiff fractal]

oh, are we signing now?

gang signs up

[sturdy ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fist-eyeglasses-mad-angry-gif-17487748

NOOO THE PREVIEW DOESNT WORK

[heavy dew]

It’s okay I can click it 👀

[sturdy ingot]

😈

[stiff fractal]

i click on it anyways and see mark be super saiyan punchy

[keen latch]

Alright to sign up for gang activities you have to line up orderly

[stiff fractal]

first in line, sir

[echo helm]

server team, I got your invite email but it's bugged... can you send me another one? :D

[keen latch]

We have fruit punch and some fruit snacks for y’all while you wait

[sturdy ingot]

you can either be a dane or a swede since me and sir berry are the ones fighting

[heavy dew]

I didn’t know you could yodel! Do you want us to form a orderly orderly orderly queue?

[stiff fractal]

CAN WE TRY THAT TRICK ON DEVS PLEEEEEEEEEASE?

[echo helm]

If honesty and begging + going to church doesn't work

[remote latch]

hey .. queuing is the domain of the British

[echo helm]

we have to use lies and deceit

[stiff fractal]

I literally am not religious but have prayed for an invite. That desperate.

[echo helm]

Hey Serverteam 😏
You looking hella fine today

[stiff fractal]

slide dat invite right to my dm, mkay? ;))

[keen latch]

I’m not either I’m just the friendly American overseer who definitly isn’t supporting a specific group

[echo helm]

and don't forget the juicy fat playtest later down the road

[stiff fractal]

what playtest

you mean beta?

[celest maple]

i can't wait to see what an open stress test would look like

[echo helm]

there will be multiple playtests

4-5 they said

[sturdy ingot]

wrong answer. danes only

[stiff fractal]

yeah, but you saying juicy makes me think you refer to a very specific one, and therefore my inquiry of which lmao

[remote latch]

Yep

No problem at all! We are still in our early testing phases, so for now we're most comfortable saying "Alpha is in first half of 2022". After each testing phase we asses how well-developed/ready it is for launch  We're looking at about 4-5 testing phases before it's ready for "EEEVERRYOOONNNE!" ```

[sturdy ingot]

its so funny when people react with the danish flag to the game announcements its like “yo thats me”

[stiff fractal]

that's me but with canadian flag

[celest maple]

ANY ARMY OF GLIDERS

[heavy dew]

Swedes aren’t born, we’re assembled at IKEA! You can never win, they’ll just rebuild me!

[celest maple]

AN*

[past terrace]

gm pals

[sturdy ingot]

but danes are made out of legos, step on us and you’ll be mortally wounded 😈

[keen latch]

Guess you know what group I'm supporting, thats right, its the danish

[heavy dew]

Oh no!

[echo helm]

serverteam can do ANYTHING with me, if i get that invite from the good looking guy in the serverteam :)

[sturdy ingot]

yeah. danes 😈

[stiff fractal]

"ooh, a fellow maple syruper among the thousands of unknowns. I feel more safe in the server now knowing my sworn maple protectors are also trying to get into Palia Alpha."

[silent cairn]

Happy timezone

[plain hound]

you could try a tribal dance with a palm leaves dress

[echo helm]

there is only 1 good looking guy in the serverteam right? It's this one guy who gives invites to the people he sees typing here :)

[heavy dew]

If you step on a lego, do you hurt or just get taller?

[stiff fractal]

Yes, good idea, brb

[keen latch]

Sorry berry he twisted my arm looks like its Danes ftw

[sturdy ingot]

both 😏

[silent cairn]

are we still waiting for invites or did they stop getting sent out already?

[sturdy ingot]

ive heard its the last day today

[keen latch]

Its the last day and they start in 3-4 hours

[heavy dew]

I believe more invites are sent today as the last day of invites

[plain hound]

and come do it in my province, we have a refreshing -20C/-4F today

[compact condor]

We have till end of day today starting in a bit

[silent cairn]

gotcha gotcha

[versed sail]

Crossing my fingers for everyone!!!

[silent cairn]

did Xrystal or Berry get an invite yet

[keen latch]

Nope, check roles its auto added so you would know

[sturdy ingot]

are people who got an invite even allowed to say that they did??

[stiff fractal]

wait, where do I get a leaf dress? I don't think I've EVER seen a leaf-plated dress in a store. I need it to be at all eligible to initiate the ceremonial invite ritual dance though, help me pls.

[sturdy ingot]

DIY

[heavy dew]

I haven’t seen the NDA but I can’t imagine it breaks NDA to say you got an invite, given how testers get roles on discord anyone can see

[sturdy ingot]

or theres probably an etsy shop that sells em

[stiff fractal]

Gosh, good thing there are still leaves on the trees outside. OK, give me um... 2 hours? give or take 5 hours. Brb.

[sturdy ingot]

i think youd need like 3 weeks to make one

[versed sail]

Yeah, if they want to. They can't really say much else about it though!

[chilly crater]

If you imagine maybe.. 30-40 active people in here, that's still a pretty small chance you'll get your invite haha

[stiff fractal]

not with my adhd superpower

[chilly crater]

I haven't seen any yet.

[plain hound]

look...a butterfly!!

[stiff fractal]

oh, a butterfly to catch! runs off completely forgetting about the ritual

[sturdy ingot]

yooooo mental health cousins (im autistic)

[compact condor]

If you don't, you're just another palia peasant begging for scraps of information like Oliver Twist begged for another bowl of food

[heavy dew]

I’ve seen at least 1 non pre-alpha but it’s mostly pre-alphas

[echo helm]

would be really cool tho, if some people who are chatting actively get an invite

[chilly crater]

I'd like that yeah

[stiff fractal]

DUO POWER UNITE *_*

[echo helm]

@remote latch really would deserve it

[chilly crater]

Elusive bois

[sturdy ingot]

ive been here since day 1 i think but i havent said much in here bc im intimidated by big servers

[stiff fractal]

or they grabbed the invite, ran, and refused to join the discord. Maybe they DMed a dev without having to join. Cheaters.

[plain hound]

@stiff fractal , @sturdy ingot FU-SI-ON-AAAHHHHHH HIP power up!!!!

[stiff fractal]

wait, is this a megaman or a yugioh reference

[plain hound]

dragon ball

[stiff fractal]

the one show I didn't watch. you have discovered my kryponite

[echo helm]

not getting an invite is my kryptonite

[sturdy ingot]

i didnt watch any of them i just like yelling things

[stiff fractal]

I take it back, Cello's right

[heavy dew]

My only weakness! ..also knives, knives work too

[plain hound]

I hate you all...now I have Kryptonite from 3 doors down stuck in my head

[echo helm]

what about a spear

[compact condor]

LOL

[heavy dew]

Yeaaaaaaaaah

[shy kettle]

yesss

[heavy dew]

Tiny knife on long stick

[jolly cedar]

Are we gonna start the petition again lmao

[heavy dew]

Xrystal wouldn’t accept, if I know her well enough

[echo helm]

yess

[stiff fractal]

to be fair, modern hybrid anime-cartoon of the West such as MegaMan, Yugioh, Pokemon, Digimon, you name it... all contained the classic cool stereotype of angrily yelling something cool-sounding prior a powerful action

[sturdy ingot]

wait. oh shit ive changed my discord name since i submitted my palia survey. oh no

[versed sail]

I've had a song stuck in my head all morning, and a little mind Chaapa dancing to it in my brain. Maybe if I post it in the groovy tunes channel it will get out of my head!

[jolly cedar]

That's okay, it goes off email

[heavy dew]

As long as your email is the same you’re fine

[stiff fractal]

DIRE EMERGENCY MIKE. GO DIRECTLY TO DM DEV, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200

[echo helm]

thought it was a guy

[stiff fractal]

and this is why we have pronoun tags

[jolly cedar]

I imagine somewhere along the line you link your discord so they can give the role

[echo helm]

dammit

[sturdy ingot]

i love how two of you are like “its fine dont worry” while insert name just PANICS

[heavy dew]

Whoops, spoiled the Xrystal lore, she’s a she :P

[jolly cedar]

Shock horror xD

[heavy dew]

[fallen elbow]

Cue "Oh no. Anyway" meme.

[echo helm]

guys guys listen listen, we need to make a kingdom in palia once it's out

[polar vale]

Good morning seems I made it in time for the emergency

[heavy dew]

Yes, very sad, anyway

[jolly cedar]

Fruit for leader

Unlimited fruit

[sturdy ingot]

i wanna make a village with friends like in minecraft

[echo helm]

and girls are going to hunt and fights and shit and the boys are gonna chhill in the kitchen

[stiff fractal]

the internet is soo male-centric thanks to the early internet days of having to code just to access start menu, having to hack to even open a website up being dominated by male nerds. WHERE ARE MY WOMEN NERDS AT I KNOW YALLL OUT THERE. SAY HELLO, WORLD.

[shy kettle]

me kinda

[sturdy ingot]

itll be called girlboss and malewife world

[jolly cedar]

I'm a non binary nerd do I count

[echo helm]

yeah, let's do it. I am down to be a male wife

[stiff fractal]

omg if i was drinking I totally would've spat it out as a response to reading someone uttering 'malewife'

[remote latch]

No you are not !!! Please

[fallen elbow]

I remember in the movie Gameboy Rockers there was a female finalist for the challenge the had in Super Mario Bros 3 there. I like that detail.

[heavy dew]

If I can be a house husband color me happy, I don’t have to work? Hell yes sign me up

[sturdy ingot]

ill play a girl character bc i like beating stuff up

[echo helm]

omg yes. Dreams comes true

[fallen elbow]

Houseband?

[jolly cedar]

[stiff fractal]

idk where people got the idea of females being weak, like, have they ever met Rhonda?

[remote latch]

I’ve ripped a door or two off it’s hinges so I can attest to that 🙂

[echo helm]

anyone knows the house husband anime?

[past terrace]

I have a burning question that I'm afraid to ask. Is Xrystal supposed to be pronounced "Krystal"???

[heavy dew]

With all the free time I’d have I can definitely be the house band too!

[sturdy ingot]

i snapped a pencil once so im super strong obviously

[remote latch]

Crystal with a K

[versed sail]

ThErE's No GiRlS oN tHe InTeRnEt