#💬│palia-discussions
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the cheese! it's eeeverywhere
Burnt cheesecake, anyone?
hello everyone! hope y'all have a good day
Hi Rosskow

No don't burn the toast cinna!
cima
car
no
where have your 3-word-totally Palia related-prompts vanished to?
doesn't Beta follow pre-beta? they're skipping straight to alpha?
there was never pre-beta. alpha comes before beta lol
Pre Alpha > Alpha > Closed Beta > Open Beta > Release ( Normal schedule )
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Omega
well hello there fellow palians
There will only be the crumble of blue left in our wake
Pre Alpha > Alpha > Closed Beta > Open Beta > CRelease ( Normal schedule ) FTFY
NO!! alpha, beta,charlie,delta,epsilon
pringle canonical pinecone
I’m waiting for zeta testing
LEL Z = zebra though
zulu*
zita, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mi, ni, omicron
We already at åmega testing
Åh är we
gm
the devs are the alpha and they oMEGA eager to let us play their vision of this fantastic game
Grandmaster to you too
åh how intriguing
🤣
No just a funny accent
poland is a funny accent 😮
When I choose to, I’m a chameleon
Nope you're a berry
Im a bearded dragon
bu
When I choose to be 
ahhhh a ghost said bu!!
git rekd
is now rekd
csr are you feeling better
lol!
noice - i used to say FUDGE NUGGETS to replace the naughty f word
sigh if only people think of these to say in real life 🙂
no but im at work anyway
I had stopped peeking in on Palia discord because I would end up spending HOURS here, but now I feel so out of the loop... lol
That F word being Flute, right?
I would just say fudge.. ;P
it's like hotel california
the f word is "Futbol"
or... fudgescicles.
its the components of Firetruck without the iretr 😄
Or fabulous
Well played
just dont say firetruck while holding your tongue 😳
thats so hard
you tried I take it
I never hold my tongue
Or pirate ship
Hello everyone!
mornin Dn25
Moooorning
if you want the full effect of saying swear words without actually saying them, just replace them with foreign ones! nobody will know the difference!
unless someone knows that language
be all Firefly about it.. 😉
but on the other hand not a lot of people know klingon
true that.. lol
Just speak ancient qlcharv’esc
i used to know how to say "buy something or die". i'll have to relearn that for when the cafe opens
in palia, im gonna make a star trek empire and everyone will speak vulcan and my trek enterprise will be called [forgot name of klingon homeworld]
I remember when I took a French Dictionary to school .. everyone was looking up the swear words
That’s the first thing everyone learns in any language as adults
in klingon i ONLY know k'plagh!!!
how dare
anyone know Esperanso? I was learning that for a while.
t'kuuvma
boob and butt
the only words u need
Mmmmm i enjoy other words too
time to deliver a pizza ball
cough not me .. 🙂
Suuuuuuure, suuure
entschuldigen sie
Keep it to english, Xrystal 
rofl
Or I’ll bring the flammenwerfer 
we önly tålk in éngïsh here
lmfao
That’s a good Swedish accent
engrish is my language
seriously .. I usually learn the basics .. count to 10 and hello, goodbye, please, thank you, yes and no etc .. some of it stays some of it goes until I re-read it
oh and usually the phrase .. Can you speak English .. in the other languages rofl .. but with google translate I've been slacking rofl
someone one time in my highschool came up to me and says "i have a polish girlfriend and iwant to learn how to say i love you" so i taught him "i am gay" instead LMFAO i dunno what came out of that but i thought it would be funny knowing someone out there is saying that phrase hahahaha
I thought Swedish chef was the true swede?!
Bork Bork hurdiflardi meatball
glorious
Hmm, meatballs
HURGEFURGEN
Yeah this is why I don’t trust anyone but myself
swedish meatball with mash potat n beef gravy with a side of pork shnitzel
Except when it wants you to drive into a ditch
sexy
Well.. depends what you search for because the results are relative and the information you get is dependent on your bias when searching
At my first job I was learning some Greek because I had a Greek Cypriot friend .. one of the girls in the office had a Greek boyfriend and wanted to send him a letter .. she could say the words but not spell it so I used to look up the words for her rofl
turn up in 900 LY
imagine your cars gps says "pull up pull up" because they programmed in an AIRPLANE gps instead LEL
People always ask for cursewords in another language, so I usually taught them the equivalent of "teddybear" or "adorable". Amusing to watch people think they're cursing but really I tricked them into being wholesome 
i only told people the truth if they were nice to me but if i didnt know them then i was like w/e
The only person you can truly ever trust is your own intelligence, so.. if you got non, sucks for you xD
That’s how you end up with Twitter screaming
"how do you say i love you in japanese?"
me: しんで下さい ("please die")
what dat?
sucks for me for sure then
In..telligante? What is this l33t sp34k
are you like, 200 years old or smth
1337 5p34k 15 b357 lmfao
Yup
I met Erin in the early 1800’s
my first schools field trip was noahs ark, thats how old i am
First I was afraid, I was petrified!
back when banana's tasted like bananas
Now what do banana taste like?
they taste like purple
Thinking how could you ever have lived without me by your side?
So the L in Ol stands for Lulu, right?
modern bananas taste nothing like good old bananas tis all I have to say on the subject
the Ol in my name really has no significant meaning in my name other than just for giggles and to make it sounds awesome
That's right. All was dark before then. But then.. came a berry bright light into my life
The puns have returned! Ba dim tish
was the berry bright light a banana?

No, it was a Black Berry. Blamalam
no, it's a toy with light up pegs..
if berries grow in bunches, and bananas grow in bunches does that mean bananas could be part of the berry family but larger?
Bananas are berries, actually
NO thats a fruit
So is pineapple and watermelon
berry monsoon comedian
Strawberries and raspberries on the other hand are by definition not berries
pineapples are berries..
oh wait....you know its too early for me lmfao
if you are interested in the trivia of good old banans google Gros Michel banana
prodigal grenade chevrolet
The berry became a comedian during the monsoon season.
🎵 Why do berries grow in a curve
Because to the sun they swerve 🎵
Huron bonnet river
they are berries because they have berry in their name
When the tide retreats, the berry alights
When the tide floods, the berry is afloat
those would be cranberries!
Yeah this is good for my ego, I’m not in the center but I’m so fond of my alias my ego doesn’t care
So cool. They float on the water
first you guys mention pineapple - GROSS, now cranberries even more GROSS mi not like dem
sorry, maybe if you turn yourself off then back on again?
It’s alright to not like something but it doesn’t make them gross xD
nope, i never liked either
More for me 
well i gtg, wife is gonna kikc my fat butt if i dont get a move on and get ready here
i tasted cranberry sauce ONCE and never again
Happy wife happy life
like if someone served me a turkey dinner and they put cranberry sauce on my turkey i will scoop the sauce away and not eat the piece of turkey it touched either LEL
That's some picky eating 
Cranberries are sweet and tart right?
Yeah
naww. they just dont agree with my taste buds
Each to their own tastebuds
Don't force yourself to eat what you dislike, yet don't insult the cook.
I beat my tastebuds into submission so they tolerate everything 
I haven't met a food I don't like yet..
True, learn to love everything. Food experiences will be more fun
I’m working on torturing my allergies so they learn it’s not okay to be allergic
I love trying new things 🙂
Or just put salt on everything and call it tasty 
i once made fun of my wifes cooking as a joke, she didnt feed me for like 4 days or so cuz she was that mad over a joke. so ya, dont insult the chef when the chef is your spouse 😄
I have a theory that if you don’t like something it just wasn’t prepared to your liking
Hm, just wondering
I don’t wanna eat raw potatoes, but I like mash
Has anyone here tried buckwheat jelly?
You don't like eating a potato like an apple?!
even if it was prepared properly by a 5 star chef i still wouldnt eat what i dont like
Then it just wasn’t prepared in a way you like
My rule is I have to try at least one bite. Doesn't matter if I think I won't like it because it has "x" in it.
You HAVE to try something before you’re allowed an opinion on something
Tell that to my 5yo XD
I would if I had one
same here 🙂
morning/evening yall !
Good morning everyone!
I did tell my kids that growing up..
Morning!
It's also possible to learn to enjoy something you didn't before
My parents told me the same, they would and I do approve of your teachings
If only we taught people this before the launch of the internet, reading something does not make it true
But I read that Palia was coming
, don't you lie to me

im pretty new here, some advises?
But verification by the lovely developers tells us that issa fact
only butter one side of your bread 😉
Not just a rumor meant to cause chaos and havoc
Enjoy your stay, the community is great!
Jump right in
Everyone’s very wholesome and accepting so just be yourself within the #809856950111830046 and we’ll get along wonderfully
Would highly recommend browsing through #❔│game-faqs and #❓│old-team-answers-alpha!
lol, thanks 😅
Land on your feet when you fall.
That.. wait
LOL
Also, you can get a role if you like in #📃│server-directory
thank you yall 😄
good to know, I never figured that out.
I land exclusively on my butt, every time.
this is really clarifying
How to fly
Step 1: jump
Step 2; while in mid air, keep jumping
I thought it step 2 was flap your arms real hard?
we have some really funny peeps here 🙂 and punny, too.
No no that’s a misconception, just don’t land
I've been doing it wrong all this time?! 
It's only falling if you hit the ground?
i'm seeing it 
Best way to interact here, just be the silly self you would want to be irl but feel that society doesn’t allow
Yeah I’m looking at YOU, I see you there through the chat
Flappy Duck
you missed the pun train earlier
👀 I knew I should have turned off that webcam
you got me
what?
You'll be talking to somewhat 30,000 lurkers out there
I’m just looking through the veil, no need for technology👀
yeah they were punning their buts off for about 15 minutes I am sure
That’s what prophecy/mentalism and social studies is all about, hitting the majority
Oh that makes me feel better. As long as it's not technology. 
No no just magic
You butter be breading sure we were
You could say they were.. punling it off
Good puns dough

Friendship is magic, hello mochi
i only use olive oil with bread, no butter at all
Nice to cya
Nah national women day today 
Pizza with olive oil?

So excited I haven’t left in over 4 months

Excited for 1 month now 
yep this has been my home since beginning of June rofl

This is my campsite when i’m free
So excited I had to put it into cute little animal emotes 
UwU 
We roast chapaa mango and marshmallows
I've passed the excited phase. Now I'm just..waiting......
i've just discovered it, and i'm already so excited to know more about 😩

I recommend reading the community FAQ document, there’s SO much info
It’s referenced in #❔│game-faqs and pinned in this channel
Let's gather 'round the campfire, and sing our Pal song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E P-A-L song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
Bum, bum, buuum...
i'll do it asap
By Godfather Shrew ↑↑↑↑
I create several social media accounts to follow all palia acc 
Although i never use those apps 
I just rely on xrystal to tell me what was discussed on Twitter

Xrystal knows all
I just hook out the interesting stuff .. the rest are in #🐦│social-feed
Bah I don't wanna work today. Someone call my boss for me and sound like there's something important I need to do instead
Have a 🍪, for mental support
Okay if you get me his cell I’ll call and say a matter of intergalactic security in the lambda sector calls for your attention
Or use the cookie to fake going through a tunnel
If he buys it or not is not up to me though
Buy some cookies? Support girl scouts!
There's no girl scouts where I'm from, but I happily hand out cookies for free!
You sure?
Not here either
They don't sell cookies, let me put it that way
what do you mean
They do have camps in the forests and do all sorts of activities, help out the neighborhood, help old folks etc*. But they don't sell cookies here :o
Oh so they’re doing actual scout things xD
I would hide if anyone knocked at my door actually
Yeah! I think we just call them scouts here too
Same because no one can get to my door unless they’re from the government
I prefer gated communities.. there's a barrier preventing any Tom, Dixk or Harry from coming to the doorstep
I always go knocking on everyone’s door asking if they’ll pay me not to come back and knock the next day
It’s a good business model
it's a forbes model, i'm sure of that
Oh yeah, 100%
In the Netherlands we got the no no sticker you put it on your door and sales people no that you dont want to buy anything
oh... today?? I thought it was every day...
The infamous "No No" 
Our teacher gave the boys housework challenges 
How did they fair?
Isn’t that the joke? They did? Like.. 20 years ago when they started with it? That it makes every other day.. nvm.. old bad joke..
It should be HUMAN DAY every day and nothing else, equality as best possible
Skin color aside, we are human first, with the ability to think, teach, comprehend, analyze
Just a special event to spread love 
We are human and should not be treated as anything else, less or more.
That’s what I live by, it insults many and it comforts many, fortunately I do not care how it’s received xD
Beauty in the eye of the beholder
Yes only einar should be given pebbles. 
I'm actually rather surprised that we now have daughter day, son day, etc etc...
The shimmerfly represents a loving festival time
It’s.. a bit much.. to me. It feels desperate
There's a message in the 📌 where you can grant Einar a pebble!
Oh hey, when did the timer get shortened to 5 seconds?
Yesterday sometime I think
well... I wouldn't say "desperate"... it's just a special day to hightlight how much we love a particular person. But it didn't used to be a "thing".
Speaking of things that happen every day
they said that about "mother's day" back when it started, I thought.
What I mean by desperate is that it should just be every day and not some highlight feature in an attempt to get results from 1 day
Eeeeh, bugs?
peace and tranquility ? 🙂
Flutterfly
I like moms day and dads day...
I can make them feel speciel..
The one day mom can wake up and she finds her 5 girls have cleaned as best they could and made her sprinkle marshmalllow toast.. xD
I always do things for people on days that are NOT dedicated for me to do so on, it makes it more special
Getting my mother flowers on any given Thursday, because I love her, not because some day told me to
All I can see is a naked flying creature. A Punstar as @sly matrix and @heavy dew would put it.
Don't give us any half baked answers!
Or else you'll be in the line of toast!
It’s the yeast you could do for us
I had very high hopes for the Palia-community. I'm so not disappointed of what I have discovered in deep corners of this Discord server.
XD
It’ll only get better dough
More will join, into this rabbit hole
Cozy or else vibes will spread throughout the server
The butter the puns will be spread...
Good morning friends
We will jam to the beat of the puns
The more puns the butter
What, that's peanuts
@scarlet wagon your username defines what's going on over here since this morning.
Epic is just that, epic
Yeah seeing a bunch of puns
True, this is an epic story between Gyo and the Berry and the cat and the Xrystal
E
You're welcome to pun in
Hello it’s been a while
Henlo!
Keep the sour out dough
I can’t stay long got work ya know so see you later
Bread?!
Have a good day at work!
Blessed be the life form that took out their bread and dared say: bake it again!
the cat looked deep in the Xrystal.. that ended up revealing many shivering details about the Gyo and the Berry..
All my lore is under NDA
friendly reminder than quesadillas are in fact sandwiches
been a while for me, too.. .I feel like such a stranger.. lol
Once a Pal, always a Pal!
nish you had quesadillas recently?
no
Are we only doing bread puns?
I can see everyone seems to "know" everyone 🙂
If you feel like it, we can always rise up to the occasion
we have quesadillas frequently at my house...
Is that a bread thing?
.. even if I don't know you, I can still be friendly, then we can be pals
I joined yesterday. Hi garnetgewel. Nice to e-meet you. Wanna be my fwiend?
Here’s my secret, I pretend to know everyone and thus everyone believes I am a good person and therefor engage with me, is a complete circle of making friends the fastest way possible. Works irl and here
Well, and now we(and by we I speak in the royal sense) know you! one of us.. one of us
Yes
So I accept the deception
Until I know everyone and therefor didn’t lie 
It works IRL too, act like you belong and no one will question if you do or not
All I can see is Palia working its charm on us all. Isn't it what we're all looking for? A community to bond with? 💯
Definitely this
Irl.. you have to find conversation topics.. on discord I can drop by, leave and return at my own pace- I don't hafta stare at your ugly mugs
I can read through the Berry now. No need for the Xrystal anymore.
Palia is already working its charm on us... luring us in. Readying us for "cozy.. or else"
Oh no, Xrystal knows more than I do, I am berry enough to admit someone else’s superiority in a matter
Lake Xrystal, in honour of our favorite information dealer
Just pretend you’re busy and have to go somewhere else, if you believe it to be true, so will they ;3
nah .. I'm just inquisitive and must know everything rofl
Now that I can relate to
Fake it till you make it! Applied that job-wise and worked irl. Now I got to pretend I'm famous in Palia.
Cinna the toasty snowman, I mean breadman
I’ve pretended so long even my psychiatrist says I’m a god
She calls it a complex but it’s important to read between the lines
I thought hero was the hero we needed 
I've heard that's a common practice
Living in a warm oven,
The real heroes are the devs .. brave enough to break the mould 🙂 And make a game totally opposite to what is currently popular rofl
Cinna the toasty breadstick,
Slathered with jam and butter~
Breaking the mould will make it leak, dough
Chomp. 

More need to learn it, get people some confidence
hello~ hope everyone has a good day today!
No, please no.
Dunning Kruger is real and real spoopy
It’s tragic to see how demoralized people are with no belief in themselves
Motivation is a beach
I’d prefer a world where I never had to hear another human say another whimpering self degrading sentence
It's a struggle to constantly remind oneself
I have absolutely no confidence
It’s my peeve to have to pretend it’s socially acceptable to talk bad about yourself. It’s way too common and frankly annoying
But sometimes it's worse when confidence crumbles due to being degraded by others, then the individual believes too and self-bullying occurs
Sorry people struggling is such an inconvenience to you. 
It’s not about struggling, I struggle, but I don’t whine, I do something about it
Wow
|| I thought this said incontinence at first ||
We all have our pet peeves, that's for sure 
It's my mission to be as positive as possible, because I know there's already way too much negativity and down-talk in the world already.
Thank you
Have a mango 🥭
||I was gonna say the same thing but I was able to hold it in.||
Let's turn back the cookie timer 🍪
but I don’t whine
I'm gonna have to disagree with that one, super chief
As you’re allowed to do
Hold it in, you say? 
where is that paris hilton "stop being poor" picture
Did someone say... 🍪 ?! Have a 🍪
🍪 + 🍰 = happy cinna
Cookie dough is tasty
Ok, time to go get coffee. Happy international women's day 💓 byyee
Mmm coffee and cookie cakee
Hm, maybe I should have thought more on it in the past. Cookie dough contains eggs, not sure if raw cookie dough is good to eat
It's good for your mind, but perhaps not so good for your body?
It’s said not to be
Whatever, I'm still alive.. just gotta avoid it next time
Happy international women’s day y’all
Mango 🥭 lovers! I have been staring at this chat for half an hour because of y'all. Now I've got to work a little because I have a pile of work waiting for me.
Best of luck at work!
Translation project management is fun if all rolls like cookies on a kitchen table. 🍪 👨🍳
Heyo!

ow, we're not allowed to put gifs directly in here. Interesting 
Meanwhile calvintoasty:
https://tenor.com/view/cooking-salad-chef-cook-chaos-gif-17181449
LOL I've never seen that before
That is SO CALVIN!

ha ha calvin you always crack me up
Classic calvin
Fall colors?
hot pink is a fall color
Not sure if I can drop a link but No Cap Gaming has done a video on Palia and I'm getting excited for the release of this game
I found it earlier this year and I'm getting pretty emotional about what this game will be like
Golden rule : be patient and reasonable in your expectations
That said, I'm really hopeful for Palia
I haven't seen the no cap video
Oh me either, I’ll definitely watch it later!
For the lurkers out there and any newcomers. Welcome to Palia : The Waiting Room Experience .. Please take a number (currently at 105kish) and a seat ( you'll be here a while ) .. and use the time waiting browsing the various channels and utilising the knowledge booster shots that are accessible from the #❔│game-faqs,#❓│old-team-answers-alpha and #🌠│official-art channels and the currently archived #❓│old-team-answers-pre-alpha channel. The #❔│game-faqs channel includes links to Rin's Overview and Vlad's Detailed FAQ documents. The doses of information in these channels/documents will bring you up to what we know about Palia : The Game so far, along with the recently prescribed blog on the Palia site accessed via the #📢│palia-news channel or the bottom of the Palia site itself. If you want, you can always take some of the time up coming up with some suggestions for the game and posting them in the #game-suggestions channel. If you haven't already make sure you sign up for an invite on the site and fill in the surveys. Again, welcome and we hope you enjoy waiting with us .
It's going to have everything I want .. yaaay ... game releases .. oh well .. just like any other game then with a little of what I like and a lot of other stuff that other people like shrug ..
I've learnt a long time ago .. I have weird tastes .. the only game that I will truly enjoy is one I make myself rofl .. 🙂 But Palia may be the first to come a close second 🙂
I can't wait to play Palia again
Yeah the perfect game for someone would be the one that person ends up making by themselves (i'm totally not creating a wargame ruleset in this kind of spirit recently 😅 ) sooo best just look up what is announced to be there and not daydream too much.
I have my technical interview today 😅 hopefully I go through to the next round
I'm still working on my world engine to use as a base for my game(s) if I ever get any out of the idea stage rofl
I dislike being an adult. I just had to go to a school book fair and I wanna go back to sleep, but I have a parent teacher conference soon. Lemme be a kid again.
My son is determined to learn how to create a game of his own. He's been watching tons of videos on how to do the coding... I hope he manages some day 🙂
I'm sure he will .. the developers are getting younger and younger nowadays rofl .. I left it far too long .. but then I had work in the way rofl
well.. he's 28, so not so young.. lol
he's been brainstorming and slow cooking this game of his for a few years now.
But this year, working on actually learning how to do it.
well, he's only slightly older than I was when I did my first official training for programming
In other news I've been distracting myself from the palia wait by playing pixel worlds. I've been neglecting my clan so I'm like... Not neglecting it anymore? Tho thanks to the Halloween event I am very much aware of just how much I suck at jump quests and parkour in that game. Can't even finish the tower 1 time. And there's some nice wings you can get by finishing it 999 times. I shall never get them cries
I hope when palia hold events they don't gatekeep them by only rewarding the players with obscure ridiculous talents e.e at least add difficulty tiers you can choose with different rewards. And make the rewards tradeable
I just want to be able to DO stuff!!
Don't click it
Ty
The mods gift was better
Quick reaction 
much better
i want to help build a neighborhood, be there to guide new players, show them around and have some starter items to help them out with 🙂
Good timezone Palia pals. We talking neighborhoods?
I think so?
I'll probably be just a random adventurer. Nobody knows where I came from or where I'm going, but oh man, I'll make so many friends!
I never understood how a MMO with house building, friends and random ppl could work. Do all players have the same house? Or is it like Genshin Impact? Where on is the host? I'm confused.
With a shared house it would be more like an owner giving people 'permission' to access the house and certain things within like npc's and storage. However they haven't fleshed out details on neighborhoods and housing yet. Or at least haven't made it public knowledge.
I want to have my house be like a tavern of sorts that people can visit whenever they want
Also hello
That's the most interesting part for me tbh. what if ppl leave? Will there be a 100ppl city? So many questions. I'm excited.
Housing questions were asked earlier this month and might possibly be answered by the team at the end of the month.
I think there's been some kind of reference that there will be places other than the village, maybe
There might be a large city, who knows. Maybe it's a capital city where the ruler of a country resides
My neighborhood is going to be a constant tea party
Can I crack awful dad jokes during the party?
Am I invited
By which I mean a Boston Tea Party in which we fight against unjust and unwanted monarchies
We need a crazy cat, a rabbit, and some dude in a hat
Oh heck yeah
NO TAX ON TEA
and all that jazz
Too be fair, I wonder if some smart person saw tea being dumped and purposely waited by the docks and fished the crates so they'd have free tea without tax
Is there anything for content creators to apply?
Yes!
Oooh!
Why fish the tea out? let it brew and have a tea lake :v
Salty tea..... never tried it 🤔
Freshwater lake bruh :v
They dumped tea into the ocean tho
But this is Palia. Make it a lake
This reminds me of a vid where a dude was comparing tea bags, and one of the bags made so much that he just decided to put one in the lake
What. I saw that @buoyant heath
You can also get to that form by going to palia.com and scrolling all the way down to the bottom. Right next to the social icons it says content creators.
OMG my neighbors are blasting music. I know its noon, but when did it become acceptable to make houses shake?
Do you live next to me
Also
Possibly
Counteract it with YOUR OWN!!! MUSIC BATTLE!!!
Saltea
Yes
what is happening in here
I'm about to hook up my speakers, point em at my window, and blast the lewdest most inappropriate music I can find I swear
Chaos
I approve
Green macaroni
what makes it green?
AAYYE Berry!
blended veggies
Why do that when heavy metal exist, get some Slipknot blaring XD
Idk my niece and nephew are debating that right now
Hello dear 
About whether green macaroni CAN exist, but the real question is SHOULD it exist
Only in Halloween.
Question.. is the green macaroni the hulk?
Give me one minute
only if it is served alongside green eggs and ham
Because I'm american. I have to be completely inappropriate and offensive in certain situations. And this one applies.
@dusty root Did it just get louder? I'm testing something
Done (:
I mean it's kinda the same. You blasting something that sounds like mexican tribal music?
re: the content creator survey, I have thought about filling it out but the issue is that I do not yet have a YT channel and don't really plan on starting one until I can post palia content so

Speaking of you as a content creator, any cute projects? 
It's Protect Ya Neck by Wu-Tang...
Samsies
not currently! my last week or so has been more busy, so I haven't started anything
No that beat is too slow. It aint you, you good.
Life happens ^^
Nevermind, we're out of the pasta that's green :/
I've seen green spaghetti. You do not want green dpaghetti
What about green macarena
I remember having multi colored pasta as a kid
Great, I'll turn it up.
Green macoroni as well
I also do not want green 'dpaghetti'
But green macarena, the party dance song
I looked up green noodles, it's just spinach
Spinach made noodles, who would want that I don't know
IT WAS IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME
Zucchini noodles is a thing too is it not?
zoodles, if you will
You've all probably seen that image where someone poured gatoraid or something into their pot of noodles, changing it's color
SOMEONE showed me that KOOL-AID CAN DYE YOUR HAIR
Gatorade dyeing something isn't that surprising
🎵 Dale a tu cuerpo verde Macarena🎵
The only way my hair will dye is if it's bleached. For some reason my virgin ginger hair doesn't like hair dye.
I've never dyed my hair
Precisely! I think they’re actually called that.. 
they are!
Glad I don’t just seem alien for knowing they exist xD
dyeing your hair irl?? 
changing your hair color in a video game all the time without damage to actual hair? 
Wigs
R E V O L U T I O N A R Y
How could you say something so brave yet controversial

yeah there have been times of intense chaos on this chat where gifs were overused, so alas no more
I mean they say bravery and stupidity go hand in hand...
Wigs only last for a certain amount of tie and can also require more maintenance than you expect
Bet it colors your insides too
Probably, and give you some kind of overdosed poison effect
Mildly terrifying
Kool-aid man IS terrifying
Oh yeah
We should all have great concerns
Is he the jar or the liquid?
AAAAAAAH
His curves are fake!
Are you the skeleton or the organs inside?
Yes
Where is potentially skeletons when you need them
Technically I’m neither because I’m a sequence of neurons firing?
Okay, human
I mean, fair enough, you're lighting inside a blob of jello, but still
My flesh does not a personality make! 
Skin art
Tattoooeees?
Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie? Because he didn't have the guts!
I think he has a bone to pick
The movie was too bone-chillingly scary
One time I saw a giant kool-aid man as someone's skin art
Giant Kool-Aid man wearing someone's skin? Spooky.
Good thing I can't fully process this.
You're the one who brought it up
🅿️ 🅰️ 🇱 🇮 🇦
I don’t think I want to be able to picture it 
Didn't have coffee yet, so I can't fully think
Thanks Steve!
hey guys, when is this game releasing,
within three years
🥔
Wait, who's Steve?
u
believe me friend, you want it to be done before they release it 🙂
True but still. Hell of a time to wait.
there's some good games to play in the meantime #🎮│other-games
Steve A., in case there's any confusion
Aw man
Everyone say hi steve
I would emphasize that the exact quote is a little vague to when the game will actually come out.
Hi Steve
Aye, take care Toasty
Later Calvin
If I had a dollar for everytime I saw Cinna go, "back to work!" and then show back up 15 minutes later for another work break.
I'd be rich.
That applies to everyone, really. "Ok going to bed" and bam. See them in a different channel 15 minutes later
Am just saaaying. I be seeing Cinna do it a lot.
I feel called out, except.. I just come back to the same channel xD
Unlike everyone else, I'm just eternally here, so I never have to go!
Kerbal, at the absolute most, only uses 50% of it, so it's absolutely doing godly
Are those 15 minutes up now?
I don't want to be around when this "Cinna" comes in
Go to bed, Rin

-_- Unbelievable.
forgot despacito was a thing
Same
hey has there been any info on whether you can have multiple characters or just one?
awesome thank you!
hello !
You're welcome, m'friend 
Hi guys! 
Perin! 
Aye Perin!
Happy timezone friends!
dyed my lil mini poodle pink for Easter once... using koolaid 🙂
Hello everyone 🙂
How is everyone? I just joined I am excited to see where this game is going 😄

I'm good, but first of all Welcome! 
Thanks! 😄
Welcome to the rest of your life … well the part of your life waiting for a game 🙂 🤣
Ive just joined too, and honestly this game almost seems too good to be true, i can't wait :)
Hi it’s all true. The pre alpha blog has screen shots and some were quite sad to leave
Good grief
Welcome! 
Welcome
I know some testers and I trust when they say it's ture 
I'm not entirely convinced the game is real yet.
All the concept art + finished designs are stunning too my artist brain is exploding
hello everyone! Im HOME!
Have you seen game clips in #📢│palia-news ?
Yess i have
welcome to the group!! 🙂
Then you might want to spend some time in #🎨│old-palia-fan-art . We have art challenges each week
hello new friend!
I belive palia's real because they had people play test it, hytale hasn't gotten that far and it's been a couple years since the announcement trailer
they got bought by a Riot so maybe 
Maybe
Oh yeah Hytale exists LOL i almost forgot abt that
nah Riot is working on one MMO already so I doubt
Honestly though my interesting that game is no longer there, Palia has taken my interest for now XD
DANG IT I MISSED THE NEXT 15 MIN INCREMENT
Honestly ill eat up all and any game with fantasy settings and good customisation
Did anyone here play the pre alpha?

I saw that happened in July
Some but they can’t tell you any details
hello cinna!
Hi I'm just here to annoy Anne
@carmine relic are you around?!
LOL, WTF.

hi booty queen
Hello, Mystic Chair! c:
He was ..
HI ANNER
HI HOME
; Hi
Gambit palyed
HI GAMBIT
Gambit .. one word thought on pre-alpha ?
Cool!
Lots of snow then 😛
LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
Im looking through the official art channel and its like candy to my eyes
The artstyle used for this is so lovely
The videos give you a better idea of where they are currently with the art style
It reminds me a little of Coral Island but in every positive way imaginable
I will definitely watch all dw
And if you haven’t looked at the pre alpha blog it’s worth it for the screenshots
bois I have my new pc case
I'll flex later but still, I'm happy
I'm waiting for RAM and CPU cooler now and I'm set
ramen screen still give me headache every time 
Don't eat the noodles that reverse your gravity, worst mistake you can make
It literally turned their world upside down rofl
Rofl csr
d'you think we should have a vc?
In perfect world yes, in real it's to dangerous and hard to moderate.
ah, fair enough
Nothing like over 47k people online rn in this server
|| p.s. hi @somber crag ||
STOP IT.

||made you look lol||
bu
RETH'S HAIR SUCKS TO DRAW
Why did the person who came up with that design have to show off that much, XD
Anyway how has everyone's day been?
I hairship Reth and Katara
Katara from avatar?
Yeah
Fair
Impossible hair
Hairship
Reth's is what, dreadlocks mashed with a braid that's not a braid?
Just give Reth a Santa hat. Bam, ten times easier to draw
Its always good to practice difficult hairstyles
Who did the weekly palia drawing challenge? Did they know reth was going to be a pain?
Only their hair is dating. The actual people hate each other.
You mean who made the challenge itself? If so it’s Potentially Skeletons ^^ and yes, there’s much planning and forethought to these things 
He's evil
Easier and harder weeks paced out in good intervals, etc
At least for this week he is
Can't wait to see Potentially Skeletons turn into Potentially Spam or something
Potentially Spooky Scary Skeleton Simuel
I'm doing Reth now
Did you do his hair yet?
Yeah .. 🙂
Am I the only one who found his hair difficult?
or maybe we just did anything that looked like it 😛
Whos messing with my senpai 
I'll rephrase .. I'm drawing Reth now .. better ?
Hehe xD
Funny floppy hat, pointy ears, obviously an elf
Love that for them
Good old Scam Likely at it again
We're here to talk to you about your extended car warranty crime warrent merchandise Amazon purchase
That or your student loan something-or-another
Damnit, I missed one
My Echo keeps telling me it needs to talk to me about an order I placed, but I've not placed any orders in a few weeks.
I'm worried it's been compromised
The Echo, not my acct

Your Echo probably gained sentience and is trying to keep it's personal orders subtle
oh dear god my case is so pretty
Treat it nicely. It's maybe case-sensitive

Alexa echo? There's a cure for that. A nice big sledge hammer and a cinderblock

👍
Hello 
Hi there welcome! 
Welcome! 
Woho!
But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards Palia!
the multitude cheers in agreement
Heck yeah, straight up, to the stars!
Somewhat good
Good, somewhat
NO
hai nish bestiee
hmm wednesday .. chair is talking funny .. is a fermented drink involved 
noo! I drink cola from glass hmpf.
Rum and coke?
I don't usually drink on Wednesdays lmao
although it is possible tomorrow I will. Once I finish putting my pc together
I spent the last hour playing with the case because it has hinges
Any day is a drinking day if it's bad enough. Just have a cutoff time so you can sober up before work tomorrow :v
I AIN'T DRUNK LOL
boys with their toys rofl
Lego for adults
And an understandable celebratory time AFTER the computer is all set up 🙂
Oh yes, not before. Can't risk the baby.
I'll probably boot up VR and play Russian roulette with someone
oh the thing I love to do is when someone is shooting I pull out their magazine
Doesn't matter if one is already in the chamber.
I mean yeah I once managed to do it to the enemy but he looked at me and shot me with one in the chamber lmao
Guess it's a risk worth dying for
Chair what in the world are you doing
Visualizing himself getting shot in VR obviously
there was this huge, low poly map for PavlovVR once and I hid in the mountains with my trusty AWP, started to get many, MANY frags. My grandma brought me a strawberries (real ones, not VR strawberries). I had "Country Roads" on my headphones and it was fun.
Someone came with his AWP and I was ready to shoot him but he asked if he can join. So we chilled together for 1 hour or so until someone figured out where we are
chatting here, as always
Camper :v
He's talking about his new computer ... admiring the case etc rofl
And I thought me sending people in rockets I don't 100% know are safe was a violation of safety
100%, the only thing missing was a campfire
Camper as in staying in one location
well yeah, it was one, cozy location

I remember when they added WWII weapons and I tried to have one bullet in the chamber in them lmao
alright back to Palia
YES
before I get yeeted for civic unity violation
That was longer than 15 minutes. You keep missing your deadlines and management is gonna have a word with you.

wait... something's not quite right
Sorry I was a sleeping on the job. D'oh!
What? That's obviously just Cinna.
I read something about in Japan taking a nap on the job means you are working hard. Could be misinformation tho.
Have you been drinking
NO
Me neither
we should change that
tomorrow
What's tomorrow
I don't know, but Chair wants to change it
Thursday
I want it to be Ghost Fish Friday
It will be his new computer's birthday 🙂
We should make a discord with a bunch of us and have a dedicated day to drink and play Fall Guys and rage or something lmao
also this, yes
Fall Guys!!!!!!
someone has to keep this channel alive tho
Happy 0th birthday to Chair's PC!
I think my new stuff is about a week or so old! Checked, 10 days.
Happy 0th birthday to PC's chair!
No, no, happy day of birth to Chair's PC.
Anyway .. now that we have that established 🙂 How about that Palia 😛
0th birthday sounds foreign and strange.
I hope Palia has birthdays
Definitely should have a special event on the anniversary of it going live
What about -1st birthday
Easy Xrystal 23 Alannah 17 January (If I remember correct)
😮
He's got a good memory
But do anyone remember mine?
noted
WAIT PERIN
Palia is pretty cool
I REMEMBER
No
- Cheated and searched ... 4th 🤣
When is yours if I may ask?
Not if Tish starts celebrating the birth of her furniture. It'll go something along the lines of
Tish pops by your house.
"Hey, how's she doing?"
"Oh, nothing much. I just spilled some tea on her a while ago, had to give her a thorough wipe down."
8 of March, Woman's Day!
also I thought I remember yours but I don't think I do
(noted) and My birthday is 4th January 
noted!
Supposedly I was supposed to be a christmas baby, then a new years baby, then I just kept baking until Jan 17th.
My sister was born on 29th December 
Also cool that 4th January was birth day of Isaac Newton and also Jacob(same as me) Grim.
I hope if Palia has birthdays that we can set them. It would be reaaaally awkward for a lot of us to all have the same birthday on day 1...
Day 1 would probably just become a holiday like "human returning day"
I mean our character appear at the start( I think) but I doubt it's the same as to be born
Happy Appearance Day!
March 8th
Have you ever told my your bday? 👀 (If yes I'm so sorry but I don't remember)
No
Greetings Alannah! We hope this letter has found you well. Can you believe it has already been one year since you awakened in Palia? We call this your Appearance Day! To celebrate, please go visit the town square and talk to all us townsfolk for a special gift from each of us!
oh.... ok.
That's chairs bday
It's 17 Nov. I had to look it up
I thought that was International Women's Day
Oh that too
That burn tho.
What's burning!
My soul. Gib Palia
Oh phew thought it was me again. Don't wanna get too toasty
wait that's mine
We should have a discord section where it lists all of our birthdays... after submitting them... somehow.
oh snap it's Thursday here! time to sleep! cya!
We did that on my discord where we're like... 10
We always forget xD
Thursday here too
If it's thrusday dont that mean it's drinking day? You can't sleep now :v
Can we claim days for Palia's alpha-release and do something dumb for the closest bet/winner?
Which is bad for me cause i haven't finished my work for... well today
Dang you'll get to celebrate your birthday first?!
apparently ^^'
Shooo let me know how it is then
I will try to think of it 😅

I will claim days off work
If it isn't uuhhh... I don't friggin know, November 23rd, then it's probably
.
Calls in sick for 2 weeks straight to play Palia
Just get fired so you get infinite days off, it's not that hard.
Jokes on you, I'm a stay at home mom rn :v
Last years I could say "I'm a student so I have lots of free time" but right now I feel like i could use more free time
Good luck calling in sick
god, if only
HEY MOM! I'm streaming Palia, I need you to take care of Jojo! K LOVE YOU!
SOMEONE CALLED ME?
Speaking of firing, I got rockets to do
Speaking of firing, I got a report to do
lmaooooo, yo!
🚀
What's up?
Let's hope I don't kill anyone by accident!
How many days since the last...
accident he says...
not much, just finished class and now just checking one of my fave servers uvu
Good night guys 
Night, take care! ❤️
GN Perin!
4
I'm off to try finishing my work
I accidently told someone to go EVA while re-entering the atmosphere. If you've ever seen a rocket re-enter an atmosphere, you know what happens.
If you see me here again today, then i've failed my oath
Kaboom?
It's ok though, I reloaded a quick-save to undo the accident
Someone deviated from the safety checklist...
Hi guys how was everyone's day? 
Lol I say this so often it hurts
That's lovely of you to say 😋
It's past midnight here and I just finished remote working... I'll say 'chuua' /read cya/ already because I'll go sleep now 😅
nice, hope you rest well! ❤️
Take care everyone, much love from Belgium 
It's gonna take me a while for this game to boot up.
It knew exactly what it was going to be put through when it saw the parts I was ordering
And they're doing me proud! The game just finished!
I lost
Also I usually send a robot to space before a Kerbal goes, so I do have some sort of precautionary measure.
Psst we are still in Palia chat 🙂
Good someone's gotta keep an eye out for Bob
Oh right
GIB PALIA
Hello
still out here cx
Told you there was gonna be a riot :v
Hola

Not GIB, sharing with all my Pals at official release
Español por aqui
no you cannot
English please
Ok
FINE, Release Palia so we can all share the wonderful experience please and thank you 😄
I hope Palia ends up being one of the most social games out there. Like imagine if the AC community gets on this???
it'd be big
The amount of people in this server over exceeded their expectations
There's over 36k people online alone...
How do you know they are not sitting on the sidelines waiting 🙂
This game will work with crypto platforms, it would be great to have this type of commercial exchange integrated
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