#💬│palia-general
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gotta do it before friday
ㅋㅋㅋ
I may have misunderstood yeah. Oh well if the current model is working alright then, there's no need to change it I guess
that is not a complaint that is a very valid suggestion lol
No they don't let me use my pictures I want to display all my magical flying animals and npcs 
And my wall trees 
And the holes in the world I fall into
And the broken textures... That someone tried to tell me wasn't there
i need a picture frame of Diskette
i’d like this, kinda like ffxiv but pics you took yourself?
Yessssss but I won't pay for billboard s6 I promise

it would be nice if at a minimum the picture frames had like 2 or 3 variant images and you can change it by picking up and putting down again
only works for in camera things to so you can’t upload a random picture 
or even just an extra interaction on the picture so you can change it
yea in the recolouring desk ( i forget what its called) where you dye furniture picutre frames could have picture choices instead
Modification Bench was the words i was looking for
i never rmember what it’s called xD “where you color things”
that and i call most things crafter 
you and me both
Boom
crafter or workbench
hello guyssss!!! 
Same
adorable
i hate the request system in this game, it doesnt allow you to request more than 4 things and then when you do its like "you've used up your requests" LIKE. I'm sorry i have to pick the same thing 4 times if i need 4 of it and im only allowed to request one at a time. Imo they should change it to a slider option, cap it at 100 and then allow people to gift people as much as they can - that way we can request multiple things, if anything cap THAT at 4
KENZO PICTURE FRAME WHEN? I have the perfect spot for it
Thanks. Im gonna print it
Recoloring desk it is.
Woah woah woAAAAH. We can't have 2 diskettes. Kenzo. You go back. Immediately. My brain cannot process 😂
different things have different qty assigned to them. i do think that waiting a RL day for it to reset is long though, maybe if they refreshed one of your request slots for each time you fulfil another request rather than just 1 renown that would be good
see i have space and everything for my signed kenzo picture :c
most of them have '1x' and even then its pretty unfair as you said, waiting a whole day - that means i can only have 4 things max in one day, like considering it has a timer for how long you can gift someone you should be allowed to have multiple requests for one item
i also think that its partly there to help in tight spots - i mean what is it you need to request more than 4 times? how easy is it to go out and get it?
remind me in like an hour
Who wants npc romance pictures when you can get good vibes discord ones 
just imagin all the emojis/stickers as pics in your house lol

Give
yea i mean i dunno why you would want a picture of Cyl but yea something like that although maybe not the romance picutres
You take that back.
Cyl is best
unless Cyl can overthrow frogbert then i have no use for him lol

like the ones from the market or maybe you can buy empty frames from tish/craft your own
Riot the paltech radio doesn't turn on
this yes
help
it takes a group of cyl to take down frogbert, their like those tiny wild cats
it does but the frequency is too high for human ears only Grimalkin can hear it
help meeeeee
Reasonable i unriot
in that case i volunteer my Cyl to the cause. anything to over through that evil amphibian
#💻│tech-help message i found this post but yea best to ask in that channel, all more tech players help there and also do it doesn’t get lost in general chat
i heard someone had 8! cyl and that was hilarious to me
are silver and gold ingots only for money making?
Quests and Bundles too
is it true it comes in yellow also - get 8 green and 8 yellow and make a giant garden checkers board
Bundles?
they can also be used for compass/furniture for silver and honey lures for gold if you turn them to bars
Hol on, i want that kenyatta pic
quests, bundles, gifts also for making things like ore compass (silver) and honey lure (gold)
it is a good pic
there was a yellow version near tamala’s on certain servers yea, i want them to be dyable the whole rainbow 
||Night Sky Temple bundles to put on the wall.||
@manic gorge

My life is now complete 
have you done any of the temples? Waves, Flames, Gales, Roots?
how long would it take a saw mill to do 100 wood
No clue whats that
Drinking out of the head of a chaapa just seems a little creepy to me
hello babies
ahh ok well you will come across them as part of the Main Story so i dont want to spoil anything for you but they are fun (mostly) and you will enjoy them
Hellu anyone know how I can get to the underground. I’ve been trying for quite some time
how long would it take a saw mill to do 100 wood
have you been there before? if yes ||go in through the back room of Zeki's store|| if not || take a stroll along the coast east of Einar's fishing spot||
what kind of wood?
heart
sapwood is 39 seconds per plank
Heartwood is 1m 18 seconds per plank
Flow wood is 2m 36 seconds per plank
about 2 hours then
You can never leave now 
Haven’t been there before
What's the colorful stack ok the top shelf?
Just thought you should know that the "if not" framed entirely by spoiler text like a picture frame made me giggle
Good timezones ☀️ 
And a good timezones to yous! 
ahh thats some chopping boards, i colourd them so they didnt cross contaminate i dont want veggies being cut on the raw chicken board
did you get the towels from a cache?
Ohhhh!! Didn't realize you could to that
Hey guys,
Is there an overview of fences and gates that can be built or is there just the wooden fence?
And emberborn^
which towels?
top shelve, second from the right
Those are cutting boards lol
ah lol
for the love of..can someone please make a mod to remove flow tree sound effect
how often does tishs shop refresh itself
its the screams of all the players stuck in a cave, trying to get a void ray
those are gourmet butcher blocks i recolourd

on the recolouring table
purple, glowwy noises 
every in game day or if you switch servers it will change the contents too
It freaks me out when I'm watering my crops. 
Yall are way too quick with the emojis and stickers lmao
Can we enter this into the contest... We need it for reasons
idk if i'm embarrassed or i feel honored
even persists if you're a different plot I hate it

They're whispering the secrets of the Flow
(I dislike it too
)
it looks like KingChris LOL
my therapist says I should listen to the voices
Your therapist sounds very real!
what if your therapist IS one of the voices?
is he or she one of the voices too?
haha!! i said the same thing too
I was about to make that joke 

KEK!!
I thot the same
I can’t seem to find the underground 🥲😭
Omw to avenge you then
dankyu bb
|| You can access the underground for the first time from the south side cliff of the Remembrance Garden by the water. The door appears as a sewer outlet! ||
we need kenyatta on the case to find out who done it
"Don't get murdered"
what if it was kenyatta
In remembrance of Kenzo,
2024 - 2024
Cause of Death: idk tbh. Probably the mountain of fruits by diskette
lmaoo
Uwotm8 :v
Kenyatta is just a true crime podcast girl
I like how i switched my pc on, leave it on the lockscreen for 4hrs, log in to Palia, looked at my crops, weed out & water etc, go to tish's shop, see if there's anything i can buy, go home, place the furniture, log off
i think she is MRS Sherlock
she thinks she's mrs sherlock
Give us a house tour :v
anything for u even if its unfurnished
Welcome to Palia Cribs-MTV Cribs
PTV Cribs
Tho assuming i have the energy to get on my chair & login to Palia
True
Wait yeah shouldn't you be sleeping
Its only 9:47pm
this is my guy
"only"
woah that’s cool!
I don't sleep till 1/2am
its GUS from sweet tooth all grown up. IF anyone knows that show
You're one to talk! "It's 6am, I'm gonna take a nap" 
I'm so brave for sleeping at midnight last night instead of restarting my acnh island
Awww!!! I love that show! Good reference
i know of it
and if you wait long enough he looks like this
3 hours sleep is good enough 
need 4 minimum, id be cranky but functional
Diskette even had the guts to find revenge on me for asking them to sleep ):

GOOD
Now you know why i have a frame
is the in game chat broken?
It's been on and off since this last patch.
That's for my personal collection 
Yeah on and off it's been pretty busted, especially since last update. They said they're working on it, but for the time being the best/most consistent way to get chat back is switching servers/locations/maps, or shutting it down and reloading entirely.
damn cant inform people of a lot magic deers and invisible wolfs v.v
9:47pm is definitely not bedtime
I think your messages may still go through but you might not be able to see them
my GF keeps saying I keep disappearing, all she can see is my name. she cant see my character
Atleast Naz only made it into an emote... not a sticker 
That is a pretty consistent issue tbh, pretty much any time the game gets overloaded the players are the first to poof
dont think so v.v since the person who we hunted the deer with was just circling around
i have 125x Blueberry Jam, do i use it for focus or do i sell? 
could have been their chat wasn't working as well sadly
are they gonna fix it
Feed it to your glow worms! 
True but someone has been awake a long time
Was working on a "Kenzo Never DIes" - your pfp over Mercy (OW), but I got lazy and gave up.
imo sell

unfortunate v.v
blueberry jam doesnt give more than a pure blueberry would give tho iirc
If you have the max 1k focus bar its not worth eating tbh
good (but if u ever decide to continue, my dms are open. I want it firsthand)
xD
if you are not in a rush for the money stick it in worm bins you will get worms and fertlizer sell that and it will be worth more than selling the jam on its own
This is incorrect, if you take a peek at the worm math doc you'll see that the starred jam has more profit margin than a starred blueberry alone
blueberry jam is better than a blueberry in every way when it comes to money
Same for normal bloobs
Mfw I can't dm you

Yo this server gets wild those dms got turned off within a week of joining 
Join the club 
reminds me i need to turn mine back off lmao
also any star crop that you grow will always be worth more in the regular worm bin vs the glow worm bin
Even removed ign since nty I don't want that again 
I just put everything into preserve jars
theres spreadsheets peeps have made of what crops and perserves makes the most cash
the same principal applies - each step you take makes it worth more but still worth more in the worm bin vs glow worm
Are apple jams worth more in the regular or glow worm farms
senses ferny wermy maths
If i invite someone to the party from friend list will they join the same server i am?
after what we've been through /lh
i'm just lazy lol hence the preserves
regular worm bin
i think the tomatoes are the only thing that are worth more as seeds than preserves but i only use seed maker when i need seeds
wait so should i put normal blueberry jam in worm or glowworm bin?
I'll do one better.... Not like I didn't notice regular discord notices..... No that's ahahaa
no 3 tomatoes gives you 2 seeds worth 80 gold, 3 tomatoes as pickles gives you 102 gold and it will be 50% extra for starred toms
my calculations say otherwise

but idc anyway im not even playing Palia rn because I got bored and started to get burned out
I feel like I’m either dumb or blind. I’ve been walking around the remembrance garden but no sign for any sewer outlet
Take off my frame from your bedroom! /j
then sorry, but your calculations are wrong
Since it's hard for some people to analyze the werm math doc (it might be me, I might be people) can you confirm or deny for me that there's only a very small number of things that are more profitable in glow worm warms, like sweet leaf? It's hard for me to look at each row properly on mobile and I'm sure it's the same for others
Never
idk i calculated with the prices it gave me in game
3 tomato = 2 seeds @ 40g each totals 80g
3 tomato - 3 pickled tomato @ 34g each totals 102g
are you talking about regular tomatoes or starred?
pickled ANYTHING just sounds GROSS!!
not pickles
yes this is true and a few non starred veg you can grow will give you like 2-4g extra in the glow worm bin. but all starred crops that can be grown the best route is to pickle/jam it and then put it in the worm bin. this is a slow process but will yield the best results
no just eating PICKLED anyting. not pickles themselves


iirc star tomato seed is 60 per tomato vs 51 for preserve
really - pickles/pickled gherkin are gross imo but very common, along with pickled eggs (yum) and pickled onions too
i want to try pickled eggs but i doubt they'd have much flavor
i love them
Are heart drop lilies and chocolates the only romance gifts?
yeah just those two
Sheesh
i was talking regular prices but it makes no difference
1 star tomato seed = 60 gold so for 3 tomatos you get 120g
1 star pickled tomato is worth 51 gold so for 3 tomatos you get 153g
it is still better financially to pickle your tomatos. make enough seeds to replant and then pickle the rest
Hi again! Have you glided down to the beach, at the base of the cliffs, south of the garden?
How tanky are the magical wolfs and do they restore hp after getting into a tree?
How tanky? Needs 5 dispels before they tree again. And yes they do.
and now they become two i cant even kill one 💀
Imagine hitting 4 dispels and they decide to go up the tree 
No need to imagine. hahahaha-cries.
they have 90 health and yes if they get inside a tree they reset their health. chop all the trees around them, and then even more cos they go farther and faster than you think, find a couple buddies, chop the tree and pray to the dragon you unalive it before it makes it to another tree
this explains my 20 minute session of Muujin kiss chase this morning 
:KenzoFrame: moment
yeah and it takes 3 tomatoes to make 2 seeds but 3 tomatoes make 3 preserves 🤔
my chat is broken and it seems neither of the people around me get the messages im done with wolf hunting bow broke anyways 💀
opposite sen. 3 to make 2
ah yeee
I SWAPPED
there lol
those pesky badger-wolves are a pain - i killed them for the 2 achievements then ignored them
i type faster then i think
Don't we all


yee i recently started and trying to get achivements but goddamn didnt i just loose 100 arrows and 1h of my time 💀 and the audacity for a second one to appear is wild
Hi everyone! Happy Thursday (or Fri - I guess it's Friday already somewhere!) 
Cinnnaaaaaa! Hi! 
I have a question for you which I'm going to provide 0 context to.... Do you smell more of toast or more of cinnamon?

Which would u prefer

Yes I smell of cinnamon'ed toast!
I love inhaling Cinnamon
Hiya fern 
I was just in the city center and there was this yellow glowing something that was circling up and down in a specific spot and then disappeared after a minute or so. does anyone know what that was?
Wait am I seeing double diskettes here
Its your hallucinations
Lay off the cinnamon inhalations wouldya!
Probably someone's outfit sprite animation that got left behind after they fast traveled home! I like to stand in the middle of them and pretend I'm not too poor to afford the outfit
did someone else notice that all fish are not random in behavior but have a set pattern for movement depending on the species? i tested with like 50 bait now, and this is one that seems to always be the same for me for these two. the were common ones so will probably check other as well
ohhhhh, i did indeed stand in the middle lol
:kenzoframe: moment
i just reel, no thoughts
mottled gobi always indicates with his first movement where he will head to next, until he hits the "border"
You are right! Each fish also has a jump pattern, the more difficult fish to catch have bith ziggity zaggies and cute little jumps that drain your fishing pole health! And some fish, like the alligator gar, can have variations within the fish's patterns, some of them jump 4 times, some only once.
Hoiii
I don't need fishing thoughts i just stand near einar and enjoy the view
my autistic brain wants to make all fish patterns now ... need to distract myself
I still can't take it that Naz turned my meme frame into an emote
It's the best emote
that way we can all "frame" you for things others say
Bro even super emoted on my last message so it does this silly little bubble animation when you click through to see the reactions 
The fact it's not added to the servers emote list is an crime
Holy... I'm blocking u for that pun /j
https://tenor.com/view/swag-itachi-famous-tiktok-gif-21301634 it basically looks like him
you know the jump only drains your bar if you keep reeling if you let go while it jumps then the health bar stays the same
On today's episode of: diskette tries to plot.
Why doesn't Einar's shiny pebble go on all surfaces rage #6
Oh I do know this, thank you though for the added info! 
OMG ||Ashura just said that maybe on day he might remarry.|| There is a chance!!!!
what a confusing lil beast... swimming like a typewriter
also prove of concept for mottled gobi if anyone is interested lol
does the relog method to get flowseeds still work?
What was the method 👀
I looked it up because it rang a bell in the old noggin chamber and YOURE SO RIGHT lolllll
I wanna say yes but I'm far to lazy to try it myself ill accept my regular seeds tyty
fill your inventory, take one of each seed, so when you go up to the thing it says loot when it's a seed you're holding... otherwise you cant hold it
how could i find flow tree seeds? 🥲
Probably stuffing your pockets with everything including the seed you don't want, then reloading until you get what you want. It is technically an exploit though, same as forcing the piles to give recipes, so I advise caution when discussing it here!
if that gets me banned im all fine with it
Ahahaa I forgot I have ibispaint open with kenzo picture 
Ahh. Too much work for me lol. I'm lazy, I take what I get 😂
it's too much work for me to worry about it for weeks on end without getting anything
That's where I'm at with it, I just go with it
i just had a crazy fishing experience out by the boatshed
i get to a hotspot and there is no one else around but i can see a line and bobber - it then reels in and goes under the dock but still no player around
because the devs of this game don't know how to code synchronization
when you walk into someone standing on a solid object rather than the floor itself, it will sink through
Yeah to be fair I'm not sure how I feel about having to do all that work and getting an acorn lol
same as when you walk up to someone already holding the tool before you got there
I have only ever gotten pinecones.... it's getting really frustrating to have done all of this work just for pinecones
I love that pudgy green boi
yep another f this lol
guess ill be toxic for another 24 hours instead of relogging some more
Me with the chapaa piles 
dammit so close to the starred ancient fish and it got away right at the very end
hahaha get good
get bent
I want an ancient fish so bad
skill - issue
I don't need l my storage chests out and about right? I just need them crafted? I can throw them into a chest and still have space yes? My brains melting
me too figured i got nothing else going on id see if i could hook me one
ayooo
Sadly - they have to be placed
They look so very goofy and I adore them
you need all 8 out on the plot in order to get max storage
I'm gonna riot
Smh diskette
And then when I wanted to upgrade them I had to make a few rounds to find them all scattered around the house :v
I use them as access points throughout my house and have a few on spare housing plots. They still count if they're on a another plot!
I saw Pinkie typing 
Bold to assume I have other plots
NO WAY LMAO
Naz I live for you
“This sticker is from a server that is either invite-only or unavailable”
I'm gonna riot
🥇
Yeah, my personal playground 😛
now make one with the "they are the same" office girl with the framed pic and that ninja diskette posted as a lookalike lol
Calling Pam "office girl". Smh myhead.
Smh my head
im german, we didnt have that show
Do not smg your head kenzo it's okay
@thatrattydude did you?
You're not missing much
THE TAG??? TKO

XD
with all the paperwork we have here in germany, people wouldve just called in to complain about missing procedures and stamps in the show lol... "Das Büro"
i fully accept being Naz's meme playground
It hurts to laugh 
HAI KENZO
i do not wanna talk to you
/j
T.T
hello pinkieeeee 
doing... amazing
.>
The general consensus today has been lighthearted, chaotic, with a side of medium-serious complaining 
after being turned into an emote & sticker, im great
So normal. Good.
Isn't that how general should be... We bond... We play... We discuss
How's pinkie today 
Pinkie is doing well. Bored at work. Probably watch tv until I clock out.
SO super normal
We have a meeting today but it wont be too long
meeting... Sucks
The Joy's of doing all your work during clinic hours to leave you nothing to do in the afternoon
We had a meeting the other day about billing processes. I was the only person that understood excel sheets and the process.
How do I fish up the laundry line with the bloomers, *for science
Pinkie ditch work, come over I'm about to make curry. You can babysit the cat while I do that deal?
But unfortunately, applying for a different job last week left me with no pto as I had two interviews within work hours T.T
HOW ABOUT ME
I guess you can come
😭😭😭
That's what you get for not talking to me 😛
Ngl at this point kenzo is living rent free so should already be there :v
fine, i'll pay my amount for rent 
Take some of my pti
but i ammmm talking to you 
Pto..
FINALLY
HELP ME I AM 
You're so sweet ❤️
LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE
Is it good? 😄
hi Pinkie
I got 6 months LSL in pto built up
Hai Taco! ❤️
Good morning palians!
Naz, from the bottom of my endless heart, i love you, no homo
How we doing?
Congrats! Now scoot over to ||Hassian, aka LoneWolf, for a surprise!||
Ahh thanks!

it’s a cute froggo

there a benefit of getting that high?
I don't know, I just got bored and tried it 😄
aight i will try to beat your score
You could try your luck in the #1143270926394335282 you will have to select a role to post or talk there though! Happy caking!
Good luck!
FYI, each server and each reload clears the high scores! So if you look for it, you'll know why you won't see akimitsuus score on the screen!
Goodness gracious I hope they never raise the flower cap lmao. I'm actually tired of visiting plots now. Everything is just pathways and flowers. I thought flowers conceptually would accent a creation, but the flowers themselves are the creation.
Disco deer loot disappeared 
eh good first try i guess
Haha not bad, but not too close
Keeps happening to me too, and only will find the loot bag by chance maybe 15-25% of the times it happens. loot bag tracker dot WHEN
Such a grump. But I completely agree xD
ha, L
Lere is ALWAYS grumpy, pinkie
Hahaha Larry, getting called out like that
😦
Don't give us that look, you enjoy it
I don't know about all that but ok. >.>
😐
Lmaooooooo. Ma'am. Did you add more stuff or what
I went to bed. I cant add what I dont have
Somehow this reminds me of Chamber from Valorant




Lmaoooo oh true.
Do not give him anymore ideas
oooh 15min maintenance
Prove your devotion fix? 
Finally getting my refund for the astrologist outfits
What was wrong with them?
The tops are glitched so the inside of the cape shows on the outside and they changed the color on the pants on one of them from brown to a faded violet color without warning.
Oh. That blows :/
They're also difficult to mix and match because the tops are a bit cropped so any other bottoms you wear with them show the waist band or just a weird gap.
Ha! I cant even play right now, Palia, jokes on you
Anymore kenzo emotes/stickers 

lawd the hope the maintenance fixes my bug omg
Is there any in particular that the maintenance will resolve?
Probably not.
For a moment I was hoping for that grow trees bug fix 😮💨

i hope it tackles the bug with not being able to continue the befriending the blacksmith quest, i hate it sitting there in the corner saying i’m only 3/4 ways done when i did everything for it 
Curry ready in 6 mins pinkie and kenzo... Get over here add mortal kombat sound here
Maybe they'll actually let you find a ruby now
I hope it resolves the issues with chat several of my friends have
i'll let u pull me anytime bb 
Wym?
or i hope it ups rare fish catching rate the unicorn fish and stormray have also been taunting me 🥲 i may have single handedly endangered yellowfin tuna trying to get the unicorn fish
the prove your devotion quest is bugged and softlocks the game
i got the unicorn starred last night
It'd be nice if it was to fix the in game chat but I doubt it
why do you feel the need to taunt me with this information
i fished for 5 hours straight on my day off AND NOTHING
just roll up and down the coast
How can they not put chat fix a top priority? Ruins a core mechanic of the game
Ohhhhhh ok.
looks like a short Maintenance is happening in a little over 30 mins
There’s bug for grow wild trees in ur plot that can’t be done unless they fixed it by the next update
i did? and i ate a lot of sushi and fisherman’s brew and used 300 glow worms and fished when it was supposed to spawn i did literally everything right rng just hates me
My dog loves the sound when i hit palium, if i can get her reaction i’ll show y’all
oh rip
Have they said anything about what the downtime is for? I don't wanna try to scroll through hundreds of messages.
Downtime during my paid time in computer club. Nice.
Gotcha. I hope so too then 😭
Nope only there is a downtime
Same!
lol so my game apparently messed up
instead of Ashura walking out of the Inn it looked like he was doing pushups and someone was dragging him on his feet xD i died laughing
I wish you all the luck with finding your unicorn! A big tip that's helped me find starred critters is not staying in the same server the whole time I'm looking. If I don't find success the first 2 hours in game, I fast travel home, dump my backpack out on the ground, and run back to bahari. This puts you in a new server, less chance for the bubbles to have despawned and new RNG generated, honestly this is how I've fished up my void ray, dawnray, unicorn, and caught lots of my gold bugs. Hope this is helpful for you!!!
can you craft a fishing pole and gift it to someone?
gif's don't work... sadge
Sadly no
you can't gift anything like that
Ok, don't get me wrong it looks cool but what exactly am I looking at rn?
thank you..
heres the pic xD
i love seeing Ashura do the pro move of Sliding Push Ups
i died laughing xD it looked like he got dragged away by his feet xD
i did this many times and still nothing, S6 just likes to see me suffer
nah but fr though i don’t even want a starred one because i don’t think it’s needed for the bundle literally the bogstandard one would suit me fine, and the stormray, i have personal beef with Tuna, Fathead Minnows and Bahari Pikes now though 👎🏼 bad fish, not even any good, worst fish
I hope the maintenance fixes the most annoying Switch bug....
Game animals just teleporting for no reason.
Oh wait it's nearing downtime. No way I'm about to in the discord again lmao.
A Muujin shouldn't be able to teleport over 40 meters in a second. -_-
maybe that was Sonic the Hedgemuujin xD
I caught my normal unicorn fish at the island east of the lighthouse, there's no bubble spots there but I read a bunch of people say they've caught it there and I did too after like 4 or 5 times fishing out there. You have to climb the lighthouse steps and glide to the island, if you can't find the spot let me know and I'll find a map to screencap for you!
that’s cute xD mine hates the grove sound for some reason so i gotta a play with the sound off when it’s grove time or not in the same room 
Shes part husky, so she likes to howl at the grove and tilts her head when a bug is alerted or when i hit palium
aww
omg omg hope renewed
i want a big celebration if i actually get one, i want it recognised in palia history that ive been looking for this fish for 3 weeks and even dedicated my off day to fish for 5 hours for it FOR NOTHING I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT NOT EVEN A BITE THAT I ACCIDENTALLY LET GO NOT TO BE SEEN
is the maintenance to fix the quests 😭
i have many strong feelings about this i apologise 
Yeah the really need to fix the chat problems and the crashing issues so many of my friends are frustrated cause they can’t play or talk 😦
the chat is a big problem as this is an interactive game
If you get it to bite- DON'T PANIC!
and don't forget that if you don't "reel" the fish in at first, you're guaranteed that same fish if you leave the lure alone in the water so if you need that extra time to prepare yourself mentally for the battle, you can have it! You got this! You need any fishing boost foods?? I can send some unstarrd sushi and sashimi I think!
Hey all whats the word?
Exactly! And sometimes you go into servers and you can’t call out anything (like flow tree, pallium, the grove) I feel so rude when my chat isn’t working.
thank you for this
i actually have so much fish from fishing for the damn unicorn fish i could make enough sushi to last me weeks but thank you 
hi what are they fixing with the hotfix?
actually while i was fishing for the unicorn fish someone was fishing next to me and got it so i just made my character walk into the water in defeat 
Palia will give me all the rubies in the world but will not give me a starred emerald 
I be trying too
Like at this point I would give back all my normal emeralds for one starred XD Palia plz allow trading
yes I do too
palia gave me a starred ruby which i want to display but it’s not given me another it’s so frustrating
I just got mine the other day too!
Im just missing the emerald now 
I think I need a star ruby and amethyst
I hope you get it! If I could trade you a starred amethyst I would 
Morning friendos
my honest reaction^^
Wanna party up and go ore compassing in Kilima one day?? I have pretty good gem luck!
DID YOU STICKERIFY YOURSELF HELP ME I AM ASCENDING
NO WAY, A FELLOW MEMER
I just did it hahaha
pedro pedro pedro xD
Lmao that’s adorable 🙂 but seriously palia pleaseeeeee fix chat ❤️ and the rng for items would be nice too 😉 lmao
Vote for Pedro

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Now we got ears, it's time for cheers
Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
What is up with this chat rn 😆 😆 😆
We want them to fix stuff so we’re blowing up chat hahahahaha
We've devolved into something....else
Coffee and energy drinks
👀
evolving, but backwards
Yesterday I learned half of this server knows the exact price of energy drinks in their country 
Ask me
How much are energy drinks for you
Nice pfp 
idk
Lololol

Just a glizzy goblin my life away
Same I live on coffee
Hi, are there any plans for bigger social features atm ?
I have that one as well. Posted up HotPot... miss that game
I heard you like
I admire your stickers Tab
and I definitely have not yoinked the hotpot one for personal gazing
So...work ordered pizza for everyone today. They're just trying to spend money. I'm a big fan of pineapple pizza. Toss that on with bacon and jalapenos and mnf..I'm a happy girl. But someone has LOST THEIR FREAKIN MIND. Who puts pineapple on an ALFREDO SAUCE pizza? With sausage and chicken and spinach. This pizza is an abomination. They ordered 2!
Me in Palia be like:
Coming back to this game (and this chat) after months away be like:
i was gonna make a comment but i'll refrain
I'm a ...mihf.
Just my lil glizzy grippers
Lol! Totally accurate
Where do ppl get that frog bin
Sadly you cannot get it anymore
I have a red bin. I have no idea what it’s for other than decoration

No idea where I got it either.
jeeez i message forget to check and now im lost lol
it’s my only personality trait
got the red frog bin for switch release
i have no clue, i got a red one and i have no idea how i got it
Players got the redbin frog, big frogbert, and baby frogbert from when we had the switch release. It was for a short amount of time. Hopefully it comes back for others
looks like servers will go down in 5 mins for maintainence
I got the big and little frog 
its for the switch release
Yeah red bin frog is switch release
switch release
Apparently there was a lighthouse item... Do any of you have a picture of it?
I don’t think i got the big and little frog tho, i think that was the steam release and the frog bin was switch release
I wish to see a lighthouse 
i eated it sorry :(
for a short time only - so I have time to have another coffee ☕
you said you didnt know where you got the red frog. lol
Hello team. Does anyone know what is the time adjuster bot Palia discord server is using? I wanna ask a mod from another server to use it, it's just too good
Satin whyyyyyy
I wanna see it
Small Lighthouse was given out for a short time as well, founders gift thing
Do you have a picture... Me and shelby couldn't find it this morning 
Uhhhh I am not in game atm
I did find the windmill and that was cute 
i believe i have it lemme look
There's hope for later 
nope just the windmill looked too much like lighthouse for me
Also can't be in game since there is about to be a hotfix lolol
Yeah idk if we were confused since there is a windmill but we couldn't find a lighthouse
Careful with loggin in while the Maintenance happens and kicks you out. Might get stuck, so I wouldn't risk. Wait for it to be over. 👍
So where the lighthouse has came from..... Mystery 
Can I mention a mod for my question or would be bad?
glad it’s a short one 
i hungy 
||How do I get flow trees on my plot? I finished all the bundles ||
Hey everyone! While the servers are down, feel free to read our fan-made community magazine right here! #1233171703673258024 message
Hope you all are having a great time 
ya im just sitting at my farm rn
I have left over naan bread as a offering 
the one that adjusts to your timezone? other discord serves use it it’s some function code think
Im stealing it. All for me
I can forward it and check
YOKO WHAAT
I SAW THAT
||There is a follow-up quest with the Gardner that will give you a little robot head you put on your plot that gives seeds. SOmetimes they're flow seeds||
are they going to do issue 2 do U think?
🫴 🥔
Thank you, really appreciate it!
Not potato. No. 
Satin said they were hungry ok I was helping
||Oh yea I already placed him on my plot. So it’s just a chance to drop thing?||
Yes!
You rock, thank you so much!

Naz gonna win mod of the month
With the memes of me? Hell yeha
Nah. I'm too lazy and inconsistent.

yes its a chance thing
Mod meme maker of the month 
haha!! your pfp looks like shes yawning, which makes me tired. lols!!
Oh no...
sleep my child.. sleep ✨
🥱
Good for you
/lighthearted
Stop this is SO cute and so well put together!!!!

:KenzoFrame:
me as soon as the servers come back up

Omgggg the UFO animation? Helpppp
im just waiting for da game to go down
@fossil olive I only have one suggestion for the magazine (love the name)...
A full page feature of... me 😌
chaos...
Yeah we need more in depth shelby lore
It’s up

Next edition ough to have a Hodari centerfold
Just you wait, this is only the beginning

i forgot about the temporary shutdown and got very confused when my game crashed before the grove
Can we feature my frame in another volume of magazine
I should redo my acnh emotes but palia
your frame? 😭

Oh yea im workin on being Najumas new mommy.
You don't have a kenzo frame next to your bed? Missing out
Im still waiting on the game to kick me.

I don't have a sernuk plushie

i have 2 regular, 1 elder, and 1 order. i just need glambi
i just need disco deer and elder plushie
it’s prob be best to log out if the maintos going on now so you don’t lose any progress or something
me praying the tree bug fixed so i can cash in more hours into this game
Post it here #1233171703673258024 message and we might add it 
reminds me of the hell’s kitchen portraits
oh wow.. I feel fomo now 

I've used about 5 million arrows in the last two weeks and murdered so many innocent bambis. I have a bag full of antlers and hide lol
i just want the wallpaper issue fixed 😭 im tired of looking at the white spots of my black house

hehe dance party
make the hide into leather and sell for a profit 

a Naz reply 

have been doing that but seriously, give me a plushie
i'll be happy if the flow trees could stop screaming at me from other plots


it doesn’t sell for much more as leather but it’s still more than as regular hide
sorry ._.
Too bad I can't post it 
Dang was hoping the update was about a may patch 😂
i love dancing toothless gifs
not your fault the game HATES me

oh yea, i suggested dance floor to zeki
it gives my looms something to do while i hunt
don't want to let them be bored
dancing Maji?!
I still havent gotten kicked!! lols!!
we need dance emotes yooo
I have too many silk threads for that
get another loom! i have 4 going at once lol
why you playin while they are doing maintenance?
yeah I upskilled my bugging and got heaps of silk thread

SHUBA SHUBA
"Update! Looks like we're going to try to do some of the work behind-the-scenes with no downtime needed~
Just to clarify, this is a general maintenance to check in on some services. Thanks for understanding.
"
aaaw, you can dm it to me if you want!
can’t, i have to have my 8 heavy smelters available at all times

noo someone forgot to color the dragon!
Do yall get together in VC to link up to play.? ((:
this is so vague 🥴
that's fine. I'm embarrassed and shy & meant it as a joke but it'd be funny 
Imo should do a piece on the discord.... Like romancing the npcs is great hut have you gotten your discord bros portrait!? Here's our top must do's for being a true bro both in palia and out. add flavor text here

NPC dance styles: let's discuss!
when u log out for nothing
Or hop into each other’s streams?
They will prob post the details after they fix whatever it is
i have uuuuuuuuh 1,715+ silk thread
Wha
Satin portrait just a framed picture of a potato
Elithesia... Are you on light mode
Chayne can breakdance i just believe this
yoink
Im upset silk doesnt sell for nearlyyy as high as it costs to buy 
Prettiest potat around

I was expecting to get kicked like all MMOS do
2lazy2paydiscord
this is perfect for the pedro meme video
wait is maintainence happening NOW?
Apparently

Read the news channel post from a few mins ago
yes queen we been tryna tell u /lh
Honestly, if I had the skills I would have made it. I've been mentioning it to people before and I think it would be amazing xD

wait since when am i a queen? i thot i was a king? wtf?
why not both
i have this guy 3d printed next to me
But mine's a white dragon, atleast the one i sent
im sorry ur pfp Anya gave queen energy my mistake
You can be a Quing
true 
anyone know the best way to report a player on switch? 😅
That's all good!!! I thought it was funny!
I love this word.
Find their name in the server section of the friends tab, then click the dots to report
oh Im a guy I was like wtf!! oh me and my GF looove Spy Fam. we are accually going to name our first girl Anya
aww thats so sweet
i think you can select their name in chat and report
Anya Madison. Madison will be her middle name
womp womp
this server needs pronoun roles so no confusion lmao
just me, wasting water 👀
womp
Me to,
Same here
thank you!!!!
call the HOA
is it happening
"Connection Lost"
PANIK
ragnarok
I like how the connection lost right as my farm ticked over. Damnit. lol

So we have 15 mins to vibe

yea i just got connection lost too
PANICCCC
HERE WE GO AGAIN
my cooking 😭
agreed. does this server have suggestions tab?



Palia Servers when a bajillion people logs in at the same time
too many Palians in front of me, get behind me already wtf
Reading your disc bio made me happy 😌🍉
the "218 palians ahead of you" is hilarious lmao
If it's a no downtime required maintenance like they said in #📢│palia-news message then it may just be rolling server kicks!
what happened?
656 for me 
678 palians ahead of you lolz
I have 848 lol
Ofcourse <: 🍉
489🥳
Oml literally the other day the HOA sent me a letter with a photo of my front lawn showing me the edges of my grass was taller than the rest of the yard and that i needed to edge it. Whoooo was walking the neighborhood taking photos like that
I cant wait to move
Ppl are losing server connections
They should do this in the morning :S
no downtime.... downtime will be 15 minutes lol
The bottleneck queues logging back in 
511 palians ahead of you
so anyone gonna perform here
90 palians
i was so confused until i read general lmaoo
Anyone know what the new patch is for?
the spam is real

I'm just gonna try again in a bit
363
Read before wtiting https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/809857031116685348
nothing you’ll notice most likely
Mine back up already
Not sure, I hope they’ll fix some bugs
rip
how does one read?
It isn’t really a patch, just maintenance
Backend hotfixy things I'm sure
hopefully my discos stop getting trapped in rocks and hillsides
lmao just used my last honey lure I was able to make and instantly servers went down 🤣
Someone wanna colour for me while they wait for palia 
It is morning. O.0
we dont have anything like that in the UK but i see so many horror stories of them online. the whole thing seems so surreal to me. its like its my house ill do what ever the frack i want with it
but they yearn for the walls
Good thing i wasn’t doing anything when the servers went down
I sense a longer cooldown coming 
Me not 5min ago- running in bahari- sees anchient golden beetle i need for bundle! 🥳. Looses server connection 😭🤬
Also the wolf health, cus apparently they regen health when they jump in a tree
colour what?
HOA's are the worst.
It’s back up for me
@tribal burrow 🥰🥰🥰🥰
if we had hoa's in australia... there would be war
since we're all here, I want to take this chance for everyone to admire our frames. Also thank Naz for the wolverine meme
It's 18:21 in europe 😄
Å silly picture I'm to lazy to finish 
wait did they just say No Downtime Needed???
Booom...
oh pfff I was just cutting a bunch of trees to pick up all the loot after that.. guess its all lost
Server team didn't get the notice of "no downtime needed" 😄
Yes like as the homeowner if you live in an hoa neighborhood you have to abide by their rules with the front of your property, its so weird like we had to ask to plant rose bushes in the front
Wow nobody ever heart faces me here. I'm leaving
Does anyone know what it’s for like anything in piticular I wonder
Eyyy timezone buddy
I'm in
mine sent me a letter to edge my grass 2 weeks after moving in. it was a new build with brand new grass lol


Sameeee. I'm hungry.
451 more at my loading screen... kicked and cant get back in ....
Best frames Eu
I'm back in
"There was a problem with your place in queue"
pardon
me too
Im back in
Hi Hungry I'm Dutch
🥹
Going to cook in real instead of Palia. I'm Dutch too. 😄
Alas, the screaming trees persist
id be like nah my house, my property ill do what i want. i dont see how some jumped up neighbourhood watch can dictate what you can doit seems so odd to me
Just found the disco and boom gone hahaha
I expected this server to blow up as soon as I saw that connection lost 
My hoa got on our butts because our trash cans were “slightly visible from the street” and the picture they sent was taken from the neighbors driveway. The ONLY way you could see it from behind the giant bushes
Stahppp I love it here 🥰🤗
I'm also Hungry, nice to meet y'all
HOA is the worst haha def not living in this type of neighborhood again. "Hello person ive never met who doesnt pay my bills, would it be alright if I put some pretty flowers in my yard?"
Nondeju! Province?
No one else deserves heart faces. Corriduu is just that cooool.
South-Holland. 😄 Half hour from Rotterdam.
i've only eaten some chips and chocolate this morning :D
Brabant over here!
are we back?
"does your house have trash cans!? for shame that makes the neighborhood look terrible"
Belguim here :D
Dutch here 🙂
Several people are typing 
They wouldn't accept my wife & I. Gay & interracial was a big "no" on their check list 😂😂😂 didn't even meet my pitbulls
Zuiderbuur!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
So you're from the friet part and I'm from the patat part. 😄

Paying extra fees to be told what you can do on your own property by a group of mostly angry housewives is just wtf really
i made friends with the VP for my HOA. i was able to extend my patio without the "approval"
ola pola wadisda ier allemaal (oi oi what's all this i said, just to translate hahaha)
mine is made up of mostly the husbands in my neighborhood lol
For real!!!!
Ah the merica is awake.... So that there er spicy soda
Same!
ahem why is tipping a thing?
oi oi oi
the devs play the game Telephone, all the devs fail the game. Even the one that started the game fails.
Have you already eaten or are you hungry as well?
im back in!!
I would do Fricken anything to be fluent in Portuguese. My fave streamer is from Brazil and I've been stalking them basically since covid.
what cow tipping? - lol - sorry uncle and other relation had some farms
I just came back from a late brunch haha, so I’m super full. And you?
So owners don't have to pay a living wage.
Wait, is that actually allowed?!
I know that's not protguese but uhh apparently someone else needed to know that lmaoo
Right? Like if I want to have a shootout on my property that's MY business.
I'm staring at the oven with my pumpkin bread in it. Soooo hungry. I had a early lunch and now I'm regretting that. 😂
Well I mean. They might not say that but... you know. Lol
since this chat is going crazy, all i wanna say i love everyone 
THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD
Ooo that sounds delicious 
I hope it will be! The countdown started: 1,5 minutes to go.
Hopefully you have your bread soon!
Yeeeeah, true. HOA in general is just corrupt and outdated at this point.
Ooo I think we can play the game
Its so funny how Yoko's FEET emote is called, “CaptureBGRemove”
home owns associations?
It’s loading 
Yes.
I FIXED IT
It's puff pastry with pumpkin, mushroom, sesameseeds and herbs.
i hate that
Would you jump in front of a muujin to save my life tho?

I’m in!
well...
Lmaooo
Absolutely. I'd do it just to get a muujin kiss, regardless of lives saved.
All i can say is 
Olá, alguém pode me ajudar com uma quest?
im back in the game, but my harvest of my 10 trees is gone. gotta plant them all over :/
Thanks for the heads up 🙂
Muujin snuggles
if you right-click the server and choose "Edit server profile" you can add pronouns there. sorry for being late reply
Why would you just frame yourself like this? 
Then muujin butt scratches along the carpet...T.T
oh worm! ty
Your honor, Kenzito has been FRAMED
Yeap
Kenzo, the new NPC to romance
Naz working silently in the background, the hero we don't deserve, but need
“KenzoMemories” why is that so fckin funny
Just checking, is my sweetheart Jina gonna be jealous if I start romancing someone else?

Fooooood. It's done!
This chat is so f'n entertaining sometimes 
You can romance whole Palia if you want. 🙂 I would recommend it because of the rewards you get.
Wth lmaoooooo
don’t think so you can always read dialogues in the wiki tho if you wanna check
Forgot I was cooking chicken tendies... they are indeed chicken crispies
Are you telling me you wouldn't kiss a muujin on its little nose?
Im romancing 10 ppl at once rn and I just took of Hassians pin and no one has said anything about it yet
but yea as mentioned all available characters are romances
love chicken crispies - im about to go cook some myself hahaah
Ove done that. Fell asleep with tenders in the oven. Woke up to smoke and a rancid smell. They were charcoal by 3am
are they too crispy tho? cuz those could be ok if not too much like a rock 
I think im.gonna make my own kfc bowl lol
I just did the same and was worried
but then like ope he don't care
Nah they're alright lol
Oh he didnt? I have been avoiding him entirely during this betrayal process hahaha i havent spoken to him once since i took off his pin. JUST IN CASE
we have chicken tenders, onion rings, hash browns
Even with slightly overcooked chicken, homemade would be better than theirs. WHY are their bowls saltier than the ocean? Geez. One bite of theirs and I'm nearly inflating like HP's evil auntie.
I think it's variable if they say anything about the pins being removed, some might but I've only removed Hassys so far so
I think that they only say something if you wear other pins, and even then only a couple comment on that.
Please Im dying










