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Poor Kenli either crying because his wife doesn’t like him. Or he’s crying because he lost another sandwich.
Wait
On stuff like this, I always think "... yet"
Or, maybe they're jusy closets. Who knows?
Just got my first long nosed unicorn fish! 🐠
I buy anything and everything as soon as i have enough gold. Then go back to the grind
Yes. All of them. I have 5 NPC’s still not at level 4.
everyone who is availabl, can only wear 2 pins
Congrats! I got one last night. I screamed!
Morning
That’s possible. Most of them have an inaccessible door in their rooms.
also careful of too many repeating letters or your message will get bonked 
Congrats!
Started playing in January, almost completed the 1M accomplishment. With 12k in my pockets as we speak
Same, but I've got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of furniture pieces... and ~212K
Congratulations. That one took so long.
now you sent me down a rabbit whole.. thanks
lol
Kenyatta and Tish - Suzie Yeung
I love his voice actor Reths
The first time I encountered one it kept yeeting itself around my fishing receptacle 🥲
Robbie Daymond is great.
Robbie Daymond was my favorite windy boi on Critical Role so I was shook finding out he was the voice of two of my favorite Majiri
So I'm the only one without a Unicorn. That's fine. I'm totes not jelly. Not even a little bit. I'm super happy for all of you 
Prefered money making method?
I've got multiple plots, every wallpaper and floor. And a massive rug collection 🥲
Well Majiri and Grimalkin
You got this
Then there's me, not having even tried for a unicorn cuz, well, it's a friggin unicorn!!
You'll get it! It's a hard one to find.
Gardening, along with seeders, preservers, and worm farms. Whilst the crops are growing, I also either go mining, beachcombing, or try to catch the stinkin' Unicorn
I SECOND THIS
I saw 3 yesterday at the wooden docks by the lighthouse. I couldn't believe it
How are y'all doing on the vaults?
Just finished them yesterday too!
Nice!!! I've completed them as well
I’m not to familiar with Greg Chun Jels voice actor but I like it lol
I forgot that was a thing lol 😂 where can I find the vaults?
I'll get it. eventually. I probably need more buffs. I've hooked it 2 or 3 times, but have yet to land it
All I needed was the Last Unicorn 🐂
I cannot do the vaults randomly I have to do them in order so I have yet to finish them because of the stupid unicorn fish lmao, I have everything else for the others, but I cannot complete them because then they wouldn't be in order.
In the ruins inbetween heklas tent and the farm
I got one unicorn fish for the vault and that’s all I’ll do it for
Guys, if you team up and grind for that fish together...
You'll boost eachother and it really helps with the spawnrate
time to make ramen then lol spicy and hydrating for hotpot
Dock party for Unicorns!
YES
this needs to be a thing like cake parties
I wish I wasn't at work I would totally get that moving
The Temple thingamies? I've done both water and fire. I've finished fire bundle. I'm 1 fish away from finishing water bundle
After I had an enormous difficulty completing fire temple, I've been putting off gales, until I complete both the first 2 bundles. I'm glad I did, since it seems gales is still buggy
Also. The fairgrounds are a really good place to get the ancient fish and stingray
Because it's easier to get a lot off people fishing in one spot
Yah, I've caught 3 of the stingrays, at fairgrounds dock
I always try to boost people when I'm out and see people grinding for fish. That's basically the main reason I fish these days. It's wild because I actually love fishing in real life but always tend to avoid fishing minigames like theses!
True, I'm just saying it because you need multiple fish from kilima lake for bundles
Same. I'm at the point where I just want to go out and help people
My random plurals really out here making me sounds like gollumses precious
That's true. I was still on the unicorn convo
Or out on the small island. It's only big enough to have about 20 lines in the water, but I'd lol if there were like fitty peeps all in each other's way 
Sorry i got existed about fishing
All happily
Absolutely no reason to apologise ❤️
You exist to fish, based
"existed"? I like it. "I fish, therefore I am"
I fish to exist
The Oneness is strong with this one
where is werelex? they would be so proud
Einar always slaps me across the face
This is my main reason for play tbh, I mostly mine, forage, and gather resources just to turn around and gift them. I'm high enough level but also don't wanna grind through the rest of what little content I left for myself to continue to enjoy the game in the near future, so this way I'm still logging some gameplay time while mostly just helping others get their goat too. I'm kinda unofficially going for the most gift requests fulfilled as possible, and love being able to send pal bars and rare forages to people, it makes some people's days!
*girl I'm the one with the fishing oneness, please shut your human mouth"
Right? I like to imagine the look on people's faces. "Holy cow! Someone actually gifted me 4 Palium bars!"
"I actually got gifted 20 flow planks???"
When I have extra rares I want to be that atruistic. Someone did it for me and I want to pay it forward to others
I felt bad taking a palium node accidentally when someone was on the way I gave them a whole bar.
whoever said you can't be a billionaire ethically clearly has never met the palia discord
Absolutely! I'm always there for people asking for help
Right? I dropped 80 on someone, about a week ago. I was happy to do it. Gotta say, though, getting a thanks, IN ALL CAPS, was kinda nice
We're not billionaires if we're sharing the wealth with other. I'm looking at you Elon
Exactly! And then I get an excuse to go back to bahari and become the unofficial flare-r for folks, and bop over to HotDaddy to spend a few guild coins for gold bars for honey lures that I love to share at groves and watch the chaos of group bugging, or the one time i was like "hey server, anyone want an ore compass??" And they were like 
i wish we could request smaller ammounts, sometimes i just need like 4 for an item
No billionaire should exist but thats a convo for a different thread
Who wants to bet new furniture from 1.77 will need flow planks + palium to craft? 😂
Easy money 😉
Hear, hear! Zeki, I'm lookin at you ya Greedy Garfield
But Zeki shares his wealth with the town. He has a reputation to uhold after all. It's all an act.
Nah I actually kind of like the rascal, he's doing the best he can with what he has and I gotta respect the grind. Having your own business is hard enough, let alone becoming a monopoly cornerstone to society!
Flashback to that person wanting to romance zeki
Don't we all secretly want to romance zeki?
see tony stark is more of reth and zeki mix
Morning 
all i can think of is the scene in harry potter where ron asks fred and george how much an item is and they say 5 and when he complains that he's their brother, they double it to 10
Hey guys! I have to go. Loved the conversations with you all!
Feel free to add me in game:
Panda ff5
𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
morning midnight how’s it going
With some Jina-genius and then the applied principles of galdaur tech
Yes
lol
Will do!
@opal ibex Well, no one likes ron, not even his brothers. Come on they had a map which showed everyone in hogwarts and they didn't care Ron kept sleeping with some dude presumed dead
jina-us lol
See what i did there? 😉
I'm just going insane lol

I keep thinking Jina is flipping someone off at first
that’s what i thought at first until i remembered what meme that was from
Can’t unsee
Good, now suffer with me 
is it suffering or is it a character development for jina
why did you have to put that in my brain 
You are now cursed with this image, you're welcome
I came here to have a good time and THIS is what I get? 

This gif of Ashura reminds me of purple Iroh from Avatar the last airbender...
WAIT YOU TOO?
I stayed quiet for so long 👀
I was able to change my username online I thought we had to email them only?
@warm scaffold Glad I am not the only one 😂
Almost looks like she's flipping herself off? And honestly, that tracks
Think its for your in-game name, not the login one, idk
Ah okay I see well that’s good. Thanks
tbf, Ashura has a whole Iroh thing going on, all the time
now i can’t i see that
If we get a song that's sad from Ashura that's similar to leaves from the vine, I'm leaving
Day 2 of being stuck in Palia and I might actually go insane 😭
how are you being stuck?
You know how loading screens say press any key to continue?
wait omg he even has the military son and everything...
Yeah, they're not seeing that.
have you tried the /unstuck command?
unstuck hardly works buuut if you open in-game map, it has a "return home" button xD
can you imagine a cutscene and you hear music and it’s just ashura like jeez
I can’t pull up menus on pc. Only the quit menu. I was able to on switch but it just adjusted my screen slightly. I’m stuck somewhere between my plot and kilima and can’t move or do anything. Customer support had to forward it to the devs 😕
I'd cry
The way you phrased this made me think in this cutscene ashura was literally saying "like, geez" at the end almost Shaggy-esque and made me lol
Wait you can't quit out of the game entirely?
I can only quit the game. But I can’t pull up map, chat, inventory
Hahaha I just lost power 🙃🫠
Geez that sucksss
Might need to repair the game? I dunno
Yeah we're supposed to get bad wind out here
It’s only my account, my husbands works fine lol 😦 I’ve tried on 2 pcs and a switch too
I wonder if anyone else has that issue? Hopefully the new update will fix it if anything
So everyone is having a chat issue I see 👀
But hotpot
I would uninst/reinst. If that doesn;t work, I'd ask in https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680775698792488
even after relaunching the game?
nooo xD
I've relaunched 11x now 😭
I asked over there but nothing worked! What is the command you said though? I can only use the keyboard on switch
LOL
Like geez, scoob, that was like totally sad man. A downright bummer!
@viral cape yeah this is 60mph gusts, 20mph sustained winds, 0.75in hail thunderstorm
The storm cares not for my hotpot addiction 0/10
I love a good storm but I also love a good Palia
Oh, I was thinking PC. I meant "uninstall" and "reinstall"
There is a Switch questions board, in this Discord, but I don't have the link. Apologies
I do play on pc, but can only use things like chat and inventory on switch atm lol. I did reinstall and update my computer etc. tried on my other computer too. I’m just stuck. Just wish s6 would have tried something for me before escalating it to the dev team. I feel like I just got stuck between my plot and going into kilima and am in limbo. They could prob teleport me out
It does not
The storm cares not for my hotpot addiction 0/10
Can you plug in a controller to the PC? Was first off the wall thing I thought of because you said more works using switch lol that’s such a strange bug I’m sorry

we’re supposed to get a windstorm later tonight, not looking forward to it
Same here
Where it says it's not connecting? Yes
I might have to resort to Gasp a book!
xD
hello all, how goes the economy of the game?
Same here. Hope you stay safe out there!
OOOO good choice. I have some Stephen King I haven't read yet
we have a bazillion board games 
Nonexistent.||joke||
At the mountains of Madness By H.P. Lovecraft was possibly the best book I've ever read.
There's a few to choose some, that's for sure
I could try but not sure it would do anything. Like I can open the map on switch but it just says “no map available” so I can’t even try to teleport home lol. I had some people try server syncing me too but they can’t
I just got Quacks of Quedlingburg becuase a friend had it and it was so good I had to own it. The board game shelf grows (And groans)
thaos snap

have not heard that one before
What on earth lol usually the home teleport works even without a map shown

Definitely worth having on the board game shelf
I am an insane Floridian. I remember one time we were playing Catopoly, drunk, whilst the hurricane storm surge waters were 1/4" below the door sill, by flashlight light, since the power had gone out the day before
I know 😭
woah i could never 
Pretty much a game about making the best potion in a cauldron. It has a cool deck building mechanic and a blackjack style bust mechanic if you get too greedy about it.
Geez I hope the new update fixes this issue for you
My SO works in the medical field. She can't leave. She stays put, I stay put
oh nice gotta see if i can find it
our most recent was doomlings
Yeah the box art was not usually one I gravitate towards but after playing it I immediately searched it out.
stands at the preverbalal elderwoods entrance lemme in lemme in LEMME IN
right? i’m so excited for when it becomes available 
wanna see all the new creatures
I want spooky, misty, mossy, secret forest vibes and those vibes only pls

Old growth evergreens, or old growth deciduous I need to know
I cant wait to live my forest wiotch fantasies with what we'll get to make from there.
I wonder if that’s what the changes to bahari will lead to
ooh yaas
Redwoods!
RIGHT RIGHT YOU GET ME SHAKES YOU
I think its a path to our plot. Theyve already teased that in their recent post
and trees as tall as mountains 
Ohhh I thought it would just be another map board thingy
ALL HAIL THE GLOWTREES
I literally cannot with that chappa it looks like it's preaching or postulating and I crack up e v e r y time
i think there’s another gate? idk if that leads to the forest maybe
I hope so!!! More siffuu lore and a new zone all at once I can’t wait
There is. I'm referring to the now missing mine that was on our plot maybe connecting to the new one in the Outskirts
yea i think it does, just one day we show up and tamala’s like “that wasn’t there yesterday”
"Yaaass, mah furreh brethren! Give back to the Majis. Give back to the Grimalkins. Give back to our newly welcomed Humans. Place for them, in your daily piles, the very finest single, non starred potato!"
I was quite confused the first day I used the outskirt stable and ended up there. I use that almost exclusively for mining runs and was lost for a second.
And everyone else is like, no that's been there the entire time, you crazy witch
We've been here the whole time
me but running to the sign to go somewhere and then for gettin where i wanted to go cuz the sign move confused me 
#Gamechanger
Such a good reference 👌🏼
helo
Hallo 
Hiii
How are you @hushed patrol
Gucci how are you?
Uuhh, is random brand found at the thrift store applicable to this slang
wot
Like you said Gucci, but I'm more like, Target brand?
gucci just means good
Lol! Yes. I get you. I, too, am quite the 2nd hand generic
Oh I know, so on the scale of gucci to like the most un-gucci, I'd be like low-middle ground
Johnson and Johnson? Goodfellow is a target brand :P
hi, i was wondering if there is a channel i might not find where they tell the daily rummage piles ? :p i can't find them
I do believe there's a dedicated tracker or website for that, aaaand I'm too late
thanks!
Dunno, i've not been in a target store for ... decades lol Our state has ONE Mall. and it's mostly empty
I have a question, about those piles. They've only ever appeared in six places. There's one of those six where they'e only ever appeared a single time. It seems to have been taken out of the rotation. Anybody know any specifics about this?
Hi everyone ! 
I hope everyone is having an
amazing Wednesday.

And don't forget :
You 're loved !

omg its leap day tommorrow
Yep. A friend of mine is about to have his 14th Birthday. His grandkids have planned him a party

<== is mediocre at maths
Hi! Hope you have a great day as well 
this confused me until i seen the comment above 
what pile location you mean?
The daily rubbish rummage pile. They only ever appear in one of 6 places. Easy enough to just start by the waterfall, then run to the coast. It'll be somewhere along there
But, one of those 6, it only appeared at a single time. I'm just curious why it has never shown up there, again
I think the store is broken, I can’t buy coins rn 😭
Guys, I think I'm still mentally a child.
I'm at an appointment and saw someone with a service dog and instantly said "DoGgO!" and the person looked at me confused
i just realized you said 6, i’ve only been to 5 spots so never seen a 6th one 
All the Rubbish Piles I have found, yet... ||Near the Phoenix Falls, under a tree||. ||By Mirror Pond ruins, under a tree (hardly ever)||. ||In Mirror Fields, near river||. ||On top of the hill, in front of the farm||. ||On top of the bigger hill, south of that one||.|| Down by the boathouse||.
I would’ve done the same thing, is this immature pls help I’ve done it so much ;-;
Yeah we’re asking what’s the location it hasn’t been at?
We're not redeemable

No. It appears at all but one of them, on random rotation. However, 1 of those, it has only ever been at once. I just don't know if they took that spot out of rotation, or it's just RNG
quickly turns like a kid hyped up on sugar
ChApaA!
Most likely just rng
Chappooooo
What is happening lol
I should’ve clarified with a lately at the end 😅 but I read your spoilered post so have more insight now
Midnights inside voice went outside
Lol
[Redacted].[Redacted].[Redacted].[Redacted]. 
Rejecting reality, and returning to Palia
Wish I could do that rn
This was literally cross’s name recently 
Aaaaand I read yours wrong. I thought you asked "You were asking what’s the location it hasn’t been at?" Oops! 
Love learning lil lumps of lore
Heyyyyy... That's top secret!! 
i think just rng as i’ve been to each spot a few times
see the game still messed up. see they still havent fixed anything see the game still sucks
[Minecraft Villager Noises]
Palian lore is 🔥
Hrrrgh hrr hrgh
How do you guys get that hot pot item? Anyone know?
I've only ever missed 2 days, since they started. Other than maybe on those days, it has only been at the one place one time. I just find it odd
<== ADHD pattern searching brain
Which one? Might be from the stamp
Play until you get it :3
Like the one you can display that looks like a hotpot
I meant about the hooligans people in this server but also yes, that!
Whaaaa I didn’t know that was a thing
So did I
We are the Palians ♥️
I saw that

Oi! I resemble that remark!
I hope the next time you log in, the whole lobby is t-posing
So do I! Thanks the joke, I was the hooligan the whole time 
I remember loading into the bay, and everyone was sliding like T
Wow, rude, but also funny, so I'll allow it
It was meant to be a joke 
Hope that you get stuck in fishing position and slide around like a chess piece being manipulated by some unseen puppet strings /also a joke
moving so fast you see the after image
I saw a Wookie cup in a store and I swear it looked just like a Chappa cup. I would have bought it but $10 was a bit much for a laugh.
lmaoo
"How much could one wookie cup cost, Michael, $10?"

Speaking of specialty cups, anybody get any of the WakuDonarudo stuff, from McDonald's?
You don't know true horror, until you see Zeki do the electric slide across Palia
It got really quiet
I figured it out!
Storm is gone, still no power

We were scared by the Zeki thing
Clearly
Much empathy and sympathy. Been through many power outages. Hope it comes back, soonest
Randomly, I see an NPC just slide, not walk, but slide and it's usually Zeki
Wait until you see Ashura doing pushups as he goes through town, on his way to go fishing
Im more worried about my fridge cause food is only good for 4 hours when you lose power
And we just went grocery shopping 2 days ago 🙃
@granite condor see dms for party
I saw him walking while fishing
Well, slide fishing
I’ll do the pink glaze thingie but it doesn’t say what I should bring? 🤔 Nothing?
RIP felt
I lost chicken a few months ago, although for me I had to go shopping, so I didn't lose much
Can you get a cooler and ice for the more expensive perishables
Will update to my in game name
Nope and I gotta leave for work shortly 🫠
Fridges needs backup gens, just saying 🍿
O nooo 😭
Fiance comes after the 4 hour mark too so we won't know if the power came on in time
I can't stand long distance relationships
Do you have ice cream or popsicles or something, that will melt and refreeze different?
That's why the fridge is in my room
Ik. It sucks but someone’s gotta do it
Long story short... SO's dad passed not too long ago. Neither my SO or her mom knew how to run the gennie. A very nice guy, from the "fill your gennie up with fuel" company showed them all the ins-and-outs. When the next hurricane came toward our town, all our food went to mom's. We had no power for a week, but lost no food. I cannot recommend generators enough
Or a clock that will restart at 12:00 when the power comes on, and then you can do the math when you get home?
OH MY GOD this was the best thing ever
Yeah I try to avoid actual long distance ones, those are just 
Can you guy buy some ice bags?? We did that when we lost power!
Definitely a lesson but a sad one

Freezer isn't the concern cause that'll stay good for 24 hours. Fridge is the issue
I saw him do push ups out of his room and down the stairs and then he floated above the ground in the walking animation, and went back to normal behind the counter as if he didn't just have a mental breakdown and you know what Ashura? Same
Not in time, I leave for work shortly and partner doesn't come home for until 4 hours after I leave
Certainly taught me a lesson. People can leave us, at a moment's notice. Him leaving her with almost no idea of stuff like passwords, instructions, etc. taught me and my partner to tell each other basically everything, sometimes over and over
Yeah 
Hello hello
Hello
Hear me out
Pancakes in game but it’s close to green onion where you have to flip fast ish
This.. is.. acceptable
I have a very funny video of him just doing pushups out of the inn and it's just so good LMAO
Chappancake
All this time I thought whirly was a bot
I’m glad it’s not UNACCEPTABLE
I thought whirly was a member with the lighter green color
Chapcakes
and I completely didn't recognize one of the other mods, as a mod
Whirly's name sounds like the result of spinning around in your gaming chair
<== ears perk up
Wait! Somebody mentioned Mods. What'd I do, now?
Daily Jel lovers unite with Einar supporters

Einar is Jels bodyguard when it comes to his late night walks
I tell you what, my MIL is... the cozy version is probably Very dedicated to doing things the correct (her) way, but she has a binder with everything in it, and we all know where to find it when we'll need it.
Looks like you put yourself into the washer
OMG MY MOMS A GENIUS
I read this like it was Spanish
The stove and microwave have electronic clocks! When power restores, the clocks start at midnight. When my partner comes home, he can use the clocks to see when power came back!
Me, too!
Why are they starting at my place? Lol
That reminds me, The Owl demands tribute! Off to do the Duolingo. Biab
Now, beg for your life in Spanish
Ngl, I'd be dead
I could sign for my life in sign language tho
Parlez Vous Francais
My old brain has trouble with new languages. If this Spanish thing ever "clicks" for me, and my pathways start to open up, I'd like my next language to be ASL or similar
Funktioniert der Trick beim Angeln, bei dem man die Leine wieder einholt, wenn der Fisch den man braucht nicht anbeißt, auch bei dem durchnässten Truhen?
Ich suche die provisorischen Möbel und möchte nixht meine Glühwürmer dafür verschwenden.
Yes. Just don't reel. Let the chest disappear, then it's safe to reel in, and cast, again
We are learning asl in my household bc our 19mo old is currently non verbal. So trying whatever ways we can to communicate.
I'm hoping this summer the comm and tech college will have classes again. I can't take them in fall bc I'll be doing my PhD.
Asl is hard to learn from just images 😭
I wonder if palia has sign language equivalent
Try lifeprint.com, there are gifs and great notes on how to express yourself. Plus it’s taught by a deaf person, as ASL should be.
There are, from what I've been told, free sign courses, online. Apparently, some start off slow, but ramp up into normal sign speaking speeds
Yeah, Lifeprint is one
Yeah I follow a lot of Deaf instructors on places and our early intervention team provides us with resources as well
Those videos of people hearing for the first time due to coclear implants always warms my heart.
Is anyone else having issues getting into palia.
Happy timezone fellow Palians!
Its said 34 palians ahead of me for over 5 min currently
if you logged off in the market and it’s market hours it’ll be a little wait to get in the game

Thank you for the help ill wait a bit longer and if I cant get in ill send a report maybe?
i don’t think would need a report, if anything you can ask in https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1135680775698792488 if it doesn’t work in about? 10 min? it’s almost 1am game time
https://paliatime.app can see if you get in before market time ends but if it’s after 3am usual should be ok to try again
Ohh okay!! Thank you! Appreciate the help so much!
im soooo sad me and my bf were running around bahari with another person getting flow trees (we got a HAUL) and the moment they left a grove spawned 😭
lol
What is a grove?
Every in game day at midnight a group of trees in Bahari become flow infused. It's a great way to get stock of it for the more expensive builds
You'll here a sound at midnight and that usually means the trees have spawned somewhere on the map
#🤝│game-help message for possible spawn locations :)
Oh I've never seen it
If you can't hear it it means it's farther away. Like if you're up north it could mean it's down south.
Also identified by a pink haze above.
Thanks!
yea so can turn character around to hear where it’s loudest or watch for call-outs in chat too
We've been super lucky tonight, we got like 41 flow flow wood total without the grove, in like 10 minutes
The more trees that get chopped the more flow trees spawn.
Same goes for Palium
Yeah, we can just never find any after 1-2 😭
nice 

hellaauuurrrr
LMAO

Okay byeeee
Hasta
when are we gunna be able to sell furniture lol
I would love a wood chipper to get some materials back
I used up most of my flow planks trying to level up but I'll just have to wait until Monday to get the drawing board.
Mmmmm, drawing board.
You were right. I won't make that mistake again 🤣
Would anyone mind adding me and trying to server sync inv me? Last thing I can think of to maybe get me unstuck
I can whats your player name?
This would be so cool for discord sending out reminders when it's close but it's very helpful too!
Thank you! Tati Lynn
Absolutely
Well, it did put me into a loading screen but I’m back to my blue void screen. Thank you for trying!
Awh man im sorry
amateur gymnastics time
Sorry guys, but imma about to cause chaos, 
If Hodari was a real person, most of us would be fighting for the right to date him.
and yes, same for Jel, Zeki, Reth, and the others lol
irl I wouldn't have 6 boyfriends lol
Yup
I would not want to date Hodari
Me neither
I would not, I'm ace as heck
His flirting is dry and it becomes obvious he's not ready to date.
I'd marry Hodari in a heartbeat, that innocent look he gives and the way he acts when you start romancing him, I'm sorry, that's adorable
I find it cringy lol
I said most of us
part of your friendship kind of helps him also I like his dry flirting it's direct for us flirtational challenged
You can sit in the corner next to Einar's rock collection lol
Gee you're so nice.
I love my Einar rock corner sm
^
I Def wouldn't be interested in hodari. He needs therapy to cope and accept his trauma. I am not it.
Eww. Maybe. Likely. Maybe. Hassian? 🤢 Chayne? Not my style, like at all. Einar? No no no, I know better than to mess with Lex's mna. Ashura? I could do worse, but I wouldn't persue him. Badruu? nah. Kenli? I don't think so, but we might bond over our love of sammiches
This 100% lmao
I love my Einar sm
I only want Cottonbean.
as an autistic person, his "dry" flirting is straightforward and understandable, and I can feel the emotion.
It's a bit sad that he throws in the "or do whatever, I don't care" bits tho
You're gonna summon lex
Reth is my mans. Hodari is not old!!
plushies first love 4ever
he's shy/unsure if asking that is ok even tho I always pick the direct responses, like I'm the same so I can relate to him
The only correct answer is slightly problematic polycule with Nai'o, Kenyatta, Reth and Tish. Then rocking out with Einar when you get overstimmed
yeah, I enjoy his smile. I wish a guy looked at me like that
We all love Einar 
Impossible not to. He's perfect.
🫀🪨
Actually looking at all the dateable people and thinking, I'd chase that irl?? Naw fam, Reth is exhausted, Jel is creepy, Tish is manic pixie, Tamala is a snake, Hassian is frosty cold, Subira is VERY BUSY, Hodari's not ready and Jina's nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. MAYBE Kenyetta but she's too young for me
I sure do get all a flutter flirting with Hodari
There was a moment where I was talking to Einar and felt like I needed a hug and he did the crouching animation at the perfect time.
She's not a manic pixie...
Trying to type but also arguing with a child 
But cartwheels hour
raises eyebrows slowly and gives a flat stare She's a poster child.
She's an unsupervised maniac pixie lol
I'm currently romancing Einar. But I am into Subira as well. I went through hell to meet her, but at least she's interesting
She’s doing gymnastics while arguing with me
The way Tish sometimes tilts her heads and just grins at you in dialogue, if you leave it hanging for too long in silence is a little 👀
negotiate with snacks
We're just enjoying the game and its fandom lol

Tish was a medically fragile child who grew up being overprotected bc of illness. And continues to be treated as such what seems like a lot of the time.
I will give my lil scorpion her snacks, but first I am going to argue
That does creep me out sometimes lol
You can be ill, and still be a manic pixie dream girl.
Maniac???
You should probably google what that means.
Wow, condescending much?
I get some people are put off by Tish’s energy. I like it tho!
IRL it would be too much for me lol
she's very chipper so I don't always talk to her but it's funny compared to her unconfident-confident brother that loves soup
I've had friends like that irl lmao
Irl I would be able to chill with Jel
It's way too much for me sometimes but since I can easily disengage I dont mind it lol irl I couldn't deal bc I can't be around that energy
I'm far too realistic, pessimistic, and straight shooting
Same! It’s nice in the game but I couldn’t handle the energy irl. I would get burnt out
Irl I'd be rolling in a field with Tau
She's a maniac, a maniac, that's for sure! And she's crafting stools like she never did before!
I’d be sneezing but I could join
Facts
ya know what same tbh
Tau best chara created we need more so he has friends and more puppies
I’d be allergic to Zeki too
Zeki would literally unalive me from allergies lol
Everyone here hopped on the Tau hype train hell yea 🚂
Hello~ first time talking but I like the topic. I actually think I'd get along with Nai'O really well after getting to know more about him.
Mail order zeki services only
Tish is a sweet, kind, optimistic crafter. Might look cute with a pixie cut, though.
Yeah Nai'o is really nice.
There’s probably cat fur EVERYWHERE in that store
He seems really sweet and genuinely wanting to just do the right thing
I will supply you with Canadian allergy medications for your field rolling purposes Ace 
does he own a brush
or cause he's a cyber space cat they found ways to minimize that
he sends his furballs into outer space
Hi marcy!!
I'm just getting a mental video of Tish doing the Flashdance ..dance
Hi Saki!!! 
I’d probably be allergic to the grass too 
Exactly. I think I can talk animals an books with him.
We will just put you in a bubble
I have no rizz I couldn't pull any of my romances irl that's why fiction exists so I can dream 😖
What's wrong with a little pollen between friends?
Thank you 
D: Do I have to draw Tish in legwarmers now
omfg you and my little brother out here being allergic to the earth I can't 
“Allergic to the earth” yup that sounds about right
Imagine our character spawns into existance and finds out they're allergic to everything.
"Please put me back in the aether."
I don’t have to imagine 
hotpot still there or is it gone
still there
it's there
It'll go with the next update! So keep an eye out in #📢│palia-news
It will be with us for at least another week.
my brother has allergies year round so he suffers and never leaves the house. I got lucky and avoided that gene but at a cost of not being tall
Then we'll be making paper cards to play hot pot with anyone we can find.
bf and I went out for hot pot for his bday 100% cause Palia made us crave it.
I don't think I've ever eaten so much bok choy.
I'm allergic to something that they put in a lot of balms and sunscreens 😔
Fortunately I've found sunscreens that I'm not allergic to.
I petition the team introduce a romanceable character with intense allergies, both for representation, but also for @hard olive 😤
I understand MazaRin. I've made Meaty Stir Fry, Vegetable Stir Fry, and Steak Dinner because Palia made me crave them.
Meanwhile I have allergies and I’m short
lmao
Helloo chat 
helooo
hiyo
my families genes are cursed so that's my only explanation
Damn. I was going to say I would trade 6 inches of height to not have any allergies. But apparently it doesn't work that way.
Goose you're lucky no new paperwork of Aces antics today

Except for waking up from a name.
it's evening in my timezone seeing chat make me feel like im not alone


Ace is sick of our antics lol
I see Winter
Amok amok amok
OMG FINALLY the stickers have appeared on my list !!!
I had cereal earlier and now have a headache. not sure if those two things are related but I'm not in good time
oop. forgot that emote had a not nice word LOL
Yay stickers!

Cottonbean emoji pls


Hiya Vexy, Jessie, taiyaki star, et all! How's it going
ugh I want slushy coffee
oh that sounds good
That does kind good
I built another homestead on my plot, you can use as a shed lol
Some people do indeed use their secondary plots for organizing furniture by type or series, so you can see all your bed or bath tub or Raven wood furniture in one place for figuring out how you wanna style your main lot
But idk sounds like a lot of work to me 
Yawns

I wish the secondary plots had copies of your stuff so you could reuse it
Omg where is this from
I wish we could sell or request furniture. I have so much pointless/multiples of furniture that some of you may want!
I wish we had a seperate storage for furniture. I know it doesn't use up storage space but it's so cluttered ._.
Lemme DM you 
Yes, she switches topics quickly and at friendship level 3, she does not hide the flirting lol
Yeah it's super cluttered! Being able to sort or search thru them would be amazingly helpful
every time i look at it i yawn irl ☠️

This is making me yawn
Where do I use these 'Blank Wish Ribbon's?
Being able to search storage in general would be FANTASTIC
95 Palians ahead of you 
Wow, ya'll are susceptible. :P
at the luna new year festival, which is at night ingame
at the fairgrounds
Thank you 🙂
Stooph is gonna be the name of my alt acct Chara 
Walks in n looks
SLKDJSL
Lunar market ... go to a fast travel and pick 'Fairgrounds'. Color the ribbon at the huge tree then use the altar next to Chayne to release it. There's a kiosk on the other side of Chayne where you can pick up the wish the next day (open 6pm - 3am game time)
I hope u got well rested
Ty Adora I was gonna add the but about the pick up process
yea whats that about

You just sit back and make people yawn lol
I'm on my 3rd coffee. It's been a day :P
This is not the definition of “mania” I promise you 
Honestly a lot of characters act a lil flirty after you reach level 3 with them. Reth literally asked me to give him a heart drop lily
iced tea sounds good rn
Hello ace...
You have acquired it!
i stole it from cinna 💪
Uh hi
Did u get good sleep
only work about 50% of the time though
Nope
I thought you meant to type maniac
So I need the paddle tonight do i
uhm.
what...
Maniac is someone who is dealing with mania
This is making me uncomfortable
don't offer to paddle strangers
What's the word for someone who's crazy?

nuts? bonkers? mad? crazy?
I don’t even know to respond to this lol
Yeah let's keep it sfw and be mindful of using language that might be othering
"crazy"
ty

what did I win
Bugs
This language is othering
i am a career other
other me away
purple heart
You won one (1) Palia time.app
I'd like one piksii please
Wait what do u lot think paddling is.....
Fair enough, have a nice day
tbh it's not even a sfw thing, even in a nsfw setting it's weird to say you're going to hit a total stranger
don't do it
Nooo I don't need another one
yay more luna new year
@south berry your site has super come in handy for managing my Palia time while fishing (since no clock shows up) and also for hotpot related activity prioritization
I love blue furniture.
Imma now stop using that word dear god nooo
LOL poor Becky 😭
Do you like the blue furniture, ace
Speaking as a (sometimes, but not right now) maniac, I am entirely unbothered by people using it as a generic term. Maybe I'm just thick skinned. I dunno
I do not like it because it's so hard to match
aww glad to hear it's helpful 💜
HAHA YEAH LOVE FURNITURE CHAIRS AMIRITE
pls why haven't they given us patch notes yet
They have to patch the notes
I need get some more furniture made but I've almost done it all
Chapaas ate them
i would like the ability to adjust my expectations 
Expectation adjustment slider when 
two gold star fish left and they are both epics. send me the rng good vibes T.T
I wanna know if we're getting fencing or ability to plant bushes.
touché
Gesundheit
Don't we have fencing already?
I have bought rather a lot of "folding" screens. I plan to use them as fencing, but have not, yet. "Someday"
en garde

that's not cozy 
Why not?? 😭
I’m not gonna go around blessing people. As a demon I legally cannot
I can confirm, my client is on probation for blessing people.
Also Palia please give me demon horns plzzz 
halloween costume ideas
So much for incognito, eh?
i can be your angle
Lol
Or your debil
Why can’t we make scared eggs
Decibel eggs
SCARED EGGS
<== ears perk up
I never met an 🥚 I didn't like, debiled or no
eggs are shaking in their carton they're so scared

Hassian eats boiled eggs whole in one bite.
Dose anyone know if they is a list anywhere of all the furniture names
We should be able to make scrambled eggs, fried eggs, eggcetera
Should be in the wiki!
You can make poached eggs by shooting them with an arrow.
Ty
Porches eggs would be cool
You'll get Reth's Century Eggs, and you'll like them
For petting or eating
Petting (which is actually just tenderizing them)

RNG determines personality, mean one's are up for elimination soup
Friendly reminder to stretch your backs out of shrimp state and to stay hydrated
reminds me I sat on an ormuu yesterday.
you can get a waiver idk
brimbe someone xd
Time to un-shrimp
Rng = Really Never Getting(it)
BRIMBE
Ace has infected so many
Can I offer you a brimbe 
I have a quota
Harimbe
You're not my mom!!
K
Now that we've established that, I'm going to stretch and grab a drink

What's more rare catching a giant gold fish or catching a makeshift charcuterie
🐍
👖
Is in game currency purchased on switch not available when on the pc client? that's odd :c
can we have snakes in pants pls s6
I only have one of those

How.. would they wear them
and what is the location of your plot? in what room is it?
like this idk
YOU JUST HAD THIS
Ye
I caught the shark cootchie by accident, without trying. The Giant Goldy took me many, many tries. YMMV
jumping off the lighthouse i just missed a chest because i reeled at the wrong time

the sh–
It’s always in my kitchen lol

you're getting robbed /j
CROWLEY
Do y'all not call it that? everybody I know calls it that. It's from a meme
@covert kite please help. Your lawyer is trying to rob me
The what
I do lol
i'm just taking my retainer fee
actually it's pronounced shonth
Ok I'm now confused I've done the bundle but got non of emberborn stuff how do I get that
I didn't recognize you btw
Shook invested waters
SHOOK
Same. The two words sorta blend together. It's just somewhat difficult to text in my redneck accent
Omg no
HI ACE HI MIDNIGHT
HI ANGEL
Its pronounced shark bait, hoo ha ha
Hi stranger
Oh yeah new pfp
The pfp looks like you're disappointed lol
The jel pfp was good but the new one is ✨️ y o u ✨️
^
There's one of them, in your list, but it's called something weird. I don't remember what, so someone else is gonna have to help me, there. Anyway, once you make the one, the others start to do that "what do you want to learn next?" thing, with the clouds over your head
Geez, I'm rambling. Still, this ^^
Okies
@round sluice did you see the Duolingo in your dms yet?
I'm still finishing that bundle still need a bug and a fish 
HOW DO I MAKE SILKKKK???
You missed your Spanish lesson
In my DMs? No, but I did do my studies
Which fish do u need?
Yeah, I sent a gif of the Duolingo bird lol
With the loom. You get if from Tish, once your level is high enough
Nope. No DMs, at all. Freaky owl, or not
Sent it more or less as a joke anyways, so no worries.
Hold up...
Dawnray 
If you're looking for it, it would most likely be in your message requests
Ohhh that's a hard fishy
Need the dawnray, and the spitfire cicada
I, uhhh, don't get out to Bahari much

Spitfire was evil for me took me 5 IRL days to find one
Ohnooo
And for good reason
My best friend was the smoke candle for that one


I have both and had no issues with either so hard for me to judge late answer lol
Did you miss the bald pfp lol
I got the giant goldfish in droves and the makeshift charcuterie never
my first one i ever saw i didn’t know what it was called out glowing bug thing on a tree, but i had no bug bombs, didn’t know how servers worked at the time so i went to go get some and when i went back it was gone and i thought it timed out cuz i saw it
I'm never got the chat..however u spell it
Probably 😭
Discord was acting weird. It needed to update. It weird, on Linux. I have to DL, uninst, reinst... Anyway, yes. My DMs have now reloaded
That's... yep, that's about how I imagine it. So many "time for your lesson" warnings. The bird is frightening
Eli sameeee
Why is it when I need things I can ever find them, but when I don't they are everywhere?!? Like why is the garlic gone, where did it go, who's eating it 
I think it only pawns at night but I’m not sure
“Who’s eating it” the chapaas 
It pawns huh
UGHHHHHH
Do they have a shop
Can you make petit fives by yourself?
I'm guessing Chayne, since I find most of mine by his Dragon Shrine

me probably :v my go to when i’m out of foods
The garlic plot, so thick 
The garlic sauce, also thicc

I've just seen a question that u guys can answer u know when ur lvl 4 with a NPC do u stop or carry on gifting them?
it me sorry i looove garlic

i don’t gift them anything but i like to chat sometimes when i’m running into them as there’s some dialogues i don’t see
Friend 4? I stop. I get as far as the Level 4 quests, then I'm done
Note: I have not romanced any of the NPCs, so I can't speak to that side of it
It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you miss a lesson, and it always have your family hostage 🦜
lol
Hmmm
It knows PINs and mom's maiden name
oh no
I wonder if this new update will give us more with them that are lvl 4
it knows ✨ everything ✨
we will find out in a week 
Why do you have this 
Why not
i wiish 
Dammit
i want my coffee maker darn it
I just want to go to bahari
saame as much as i like the country side, i miss the city 
But it's made me think what is that little hut about there thou
I just want to be able to cook at campfires.....
lol
What r they going do with it
i wanna make s’mores at those fires 
Absolutely
I hope they add the ability to throw things at Eshe, can you imagine how funny it be to randomly throw a tomato at her?
Lol
She already complains about us on her roof, so let's cause chaos 
then get kicked out of the village
No idea
Different profile picture?
Huh what
Ohh you changed up your font
There was another Ace demon in here yesterday I think?
yeeted outta the village you will be
YES there were like 3 more
Good, I’m not going crazy 😝
AUM! 
i was trying to figure out who was who 
ERIKA 🥰
yeeted out the village, you be, living with the chapaas you must
lol
Anyone else notice how much drama there’s been in Bahari the last week or so? Sheesh
Consequences, a poem:
Yeeted outta the village you will be
Yeeted out the village, you be, living with the chapaas
you must

When the cool kid says your joke, but louder
Like what?
I haven't been on as much lately with Helldivers fever lmao
No no, you're the 🧠 here. I just reformated 

People taking down whole groves without calling it out, pissing off the entire server, people coming and mining called out pal ores, pissinf people off.
Entire servers arguing over crap like that
sigh
I hope everyone is having a nice week. 
idk why y'all keep asking me these kinds of questions 
I don't think it's necessarily happening more I think there's just been a larger number of ppl on due to the market
And what was supposed to have been the final days
If only the update would fix people being jerks 
If only it was that easy, I would no longer be a jerk
Sorry, this is a world DLC that costs so much, no one bought it, so it got discontinued.
by world, I mean, reality
😭
I just did my lunch side quest
Did you find me 🧄
I tried to do my frozen coffee side quest but got denied
Lol this just happened in a server I'm in
Was I supposed to be looking? 
Does anyone else still have the internal chat error😭
Are we not all, always, in search of more garlic.....
lol I’m not surprised
You are forever the garlic king 🧄
It happens sometimes, yeah
I.. don’t really like garlic 
Not a vampire or anything
Nvm on the garlic king 😭
How do you feel about crossing running water?
I don't know if it was a side quest, but I followed mom's @stuck pawn's advice, and had a bit of a stretch, and grabbed some more tea
Dislike it completely
Do you happen to have arithmomania?
I can’t live without garlic.
You not being a vampire is unconfirmed
SAME. IRL and also right now in game 
Ahhhh I finally caught unicorn 😭😭😭
I have a hundred garlic. Request some
I'm having spaghetti and garlic bread later so I'm getting to happy feels
Wondering if daemon hooves get caught in cattle gates?
I googled this and it said OCD so probably yes 
Uh oh
I need to offload some iron bars. Anyone need any?
Turn them into ravenwood floor decor 
Oh good idea
Ace totally a normal demon nothing nefarious
YASSSS I probably have some too I was just trying to actually do the quest because usually I'm literally tripping over garlic in game 
also guess what
Wait a minute
Just to be on the safe side don't invite Ace to your house
There’s the other Ace
When did you change your agsgfhfhahH
when you blinked
Ace is a vampire btw I would know I'm his lawyer
MY EMOJI
bonk
I KNEW IT 🧄
Automod! Whammo!


I think saying that Goose autobonked Ace

automod don't like vampires
hissss
you know, this is why Count von Count is always counting things. That or the nominative determinism.

Wait what how long have I been a vampire

This is new to me
It was common practice to scatter seeds outside the entrances to a home (or drape fishing nets over them). Some Chinese myths say that a vampire must count every grain if they come across a bag of rice. A vampire would stop to count, delaying them until sun-up, and we all know that vampires don't do well in sunlight.
it's always the vampire that learns what they are last
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