#🎯off-topic-chat
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I haven't been active in a while. Taking a break from game
Morning
Ooo people from USA are waking up
Morning juicy

I don't come here often 👀
My cat is a tattoo design from one of my favorite tattoo artists 😊
A nice jug or pot
Sorry, what?
A wait.
I opennit in full screen
I was thinking that it's a.... Object when you are placing flowers inside. I don't remember name in English
Vase
Sure
Yes, you can, but it's not either of those things...am confused
It's a cat made from flowers 
Breath deeply.
I got it lol
backs away from off topic slowly
And finnaly, end of work.
Going back to game general, where things don't make sense but in a way that makes sense
Ohhh dont be so serious. I was joking 🙄
Me too, but I haven't had any coffee yet and will be back after that 😂
At least I’m not the only person you do this to 😂
going back to meme channel
Nyan, we saw that.
I thought you were leaving?

It’s 10 am for you lazy ass
Currently drinking a decent cup of Sumatra blend
Ghost tag eh
Probably @zenith magnet
Why do you always blame me when something bad happens? loool
Kraverek is the ghost and azraela the one who throws him down 😂
It was @topaz vault
What he doesn't know is my phone will hold the alert and I can see who tagged me even after it's deleted
So I think we should all just keep tagging @topaz vault
I apologize since I actually discovered who did it this time
Idk if we should tag @topaz vault
Yeah, tagging @topaz vault might be a bad idea
Maybe we should ask @topaz vault what he thinks
😳

Does it give you butterflies?
You told me to try harder
Please don't post conversations here. It is actually against #📚sanctuary-rules
I was hoping you get a little more creative. The phantom pings were actually funny for a few minutes
I didn’t do azzies
Idk who that was
@topaz vault
Probably krav or menace
Gotta tag mods to make them useful
That's a punchline
Wanna seem me do some modding?
Do it I triple dog dare you
I haven't been pinged and it's lovely
Don't make me call Nyan back
She tolerates me at least
Stop tagging mods
She’s used to it
I will put you in timeout again.
So is thinking you're above the rules 😉
I don’t think I’m above the rules I get muted a lot lol makes me come back and troll harder

What about longer than 1 min mutes?
👀
You admitted to trolling. Your fault

oh, I missed the party with timeouts.
I'm sure somebody would be happy to time you out
Yes but unfortunately I no longer have this power
Not worth it 😬
I'm ready to give it up almost
Oh dear GOD !!!!!
Yes it's wicked
I break it up and sprinkle on my weed. They say it's better in a bowl but my lungs can't handle that
Smart woman
Whens feast tho?
Idk I just wait for the icon to pop on my screen 
#🔱wasteland-conquest for these questions
Ask Nyan
That takes away the fun
What happened to your face? LoL
It's my face it's naturally like that
Morning
👀
👉👀👈

👓
It's been so quiet without crayons. Kind of nice
Where is he?
Dunno
Morning
Had to come back to read the WC thread 🤣
Of course you're only here because there was trouble
Urgh... dont remind me on wc chat 😤😂
I'm fairly disappointed that your interesting crew is not back in here causing havoc.
@true pebble @errant vale and @sinful cairn you get missed by @winged ether 👀
You didn't have to tag me

Hey tt boss 👀
👀👀👀👀
I just work here. . . You’re the boss
Gerber is the boss 👀
No I most definitely am not
Then.... hillside? 👀
Oh god
Want me to create more chaos

I want a chance to get the rest of the hero frags to get my damn zombie event frags to +8
Hahahhaha, im happy the wc chat is actually silent 😂
That’s my job
It's all quiet until feasts happen and somebody ain't happy bout that
🫥🫥
1 year… perfects
Oops I like chaos too lol
We can change that 🤣🤣
Dont dare you 😤😂
Just gotta bring up getting hit in the mud 🤣🤣
6 more will come to make people forget about those event ones
Im so paranoid of this I go in bubbled everytime 🤣
Haha I don’t come close to the mud
Oh man does that mean I'm going to have to find another game to play?
I'm actually having fun here and I kind of like some of the people
I port far away from mud... like far far away always in wc
I sit with my but up against a weird boundary wall with my t9 at my hip🤣
I think id be lost having to find a new game 2 years in this one lol
I mean I can go back to my PC games and be happy
Playing sons of the Forest right now that one's fun
😂😂
So you could have them let me get my damn frags
Idk what I'm playing anymore I got warframe downloaded on my pc and other games on my console upstairs
That one was nice in AT tho!
I would love to be able to get my heroes up. I have two of them at +4 and one at +5
Their gonna allow perfects on them but it's 10 perfects for one frag
I don't know if Capcom is going to let them
lol, I wouldn't mind using 20 perfects to get Leon to +2, he's 18/20
So we talk about RE heroes?
We are way too on topic for off topic
I think so I'm making perfect jokes again lol
Mine are far away of anything... but i have all 3 at least
I got them all +3
I want a little hard on the event because I really loved resident evil
I'm at plus 1 on all 3 but unlocked em all on all 4 accounts of mine
Crap I gotta go get ready for res war todaloo
I like it too, but my wallet doesn't
I feel that one. I need to find a sponsor I think
I wanted 2 items from the event and couldn’t get the second one :/ d
I wanted the ambiance but had to settle with the 30 day one
I wanted the cop car but fell on a bad week
I wanted.... i dont know... anything because RE 😤😂
We can't really discuss those here
Lol
What the hell is appropriate off topic?
But atleast the ship came out I’m happy about that
The weather
Anything not related to the game I think
Hahaha I feel ya TT
Sorry about Mr Peen. Must be the weather
I didn’t even know the server existed let alone had rules
Lol
It's the reason we have moderators.
I've got a few emojis of my own that I can't use in here
😂😂


Okay that one is extremely adorable


😂😂
I now realize that I have entirely too many emojis I cannot use
😳
I love that one 😂
It's a new one on one of the channels I'm part of.
I hadn't seen it before

Just found this one
That pup is totally ready to start trouble



I just hit HQ38 in here. I'm almost caught up to my actual headquarters
Go tt go tt... write more you will get a green role then @true pebble 🥳👀
Got to space it out a little bit It doesn't count actual spam
Lol spam was the wrong term maybe 😂
I see a lot of high HQs here that I never see them writing anything, guess I'm not allowed in the cool rooms
Hm... maybe they write more in language channels
Or they were active but got less active due to time
Some of the language channels are actually active. Unlike English
Probably some language channels, Portuguese is dead too
You can always come to 227 then you can use the emojis 🫣🫣
Two problems with that. First problem my state would murder me, second problem I only have 39 flights.
There she will find emojis on mass as well 😂
Flights are only a few swipes away
Oh nice! Gz
This doesn't seem very off topic
Im working on hq 35 actually
No not the base. I'm never going to hit 40 at this rate
Just need the wall and then i can go for 35
We were talking about emojis
Lol
👀
Falla gonna go t11s finally???

Yes... for the good of the alliance... weak t11s but in superrallies as fillers good enough
What rss do u need??
And here I thought you actually liked us
Dont dare you to send me rss 😂
🫣🫣
Hmmmm
Whe there’s a will there’s a way
Psssht dont recruit in here 🤫👀
We are talking about emojis what cha talking about

Weather 👀
Oh how about politics
No politics
FJB?
😵💫
It’s 89 and over cast here
If I played in the rain I would melt 😁
It's 86° outside where I'm at
I love rain
Ya it rained here pretty good yesterday. As long as Florida is rain free this weekend
My section of Florida is supposed to rain all day Saturday and most of Sunday
Actually looking at it it looks like we're starting to get into the normal summer storms
I hope not we got a baseball tournament this weekend lol my sons team has bad luck picking weekends
I'm central so your mileage may vary
Im north
But you know how it changes that quickly
We know you're always lurking
It’s Florida just wait 10 mins it will change
I used to love the predictable 30 minutes storms every afternoon. They would start it exactly the same time stop it exactly the same time and you can watch the wall of rain travel to where you're at
How is florida? I never was in the us... always wanted to fly to the us 👀
It is hot and humid for most of the year. And the people are kind of crazy. But at the same time the Winters are usually perfect
Oh nice... here the winter starts getting crazy... less snow and more rain
What’s snow??? 😂😂🤣🤣
Something what was onces supposed to be there in the winter in germany... now its getting less and less 😭
Most we get is some flurries
But it feels like we get more hailstorm... my window of the car dont like that change
Hahah right!
Lucky we don't even get flurries here



I thought you'd like that one
It's absolutely adorable
No
Goood old fashion humdingers and the dark web
It is a crayon
Good thing it wasn't for you
We can kick him out again
I think he might need to be muted again
This is almost more entertaining than my reservoir war
My res war was full of dying and rallies today
Seems like a good one
It was amazing we had 10 less people than them and won. My t11 and t9 both left with zero troops
We were up against an alliance that lost all their bigs because of Conquest I think and I feel bad
I was a little disappointed. Because I was actually hoping for a bit of a fight. Even when we lose I have fun usually
My res war on my lv 31 sucked….
But was fun talking smack cause one guy got mad cause I scouted him 😂
90 percent of res war im scouting. Especially accounts in the hit zone to see if I can make them run lol
I kept scouting after he got mad
Oops I do not apologoze🤣
I know I'm horrible 😔
Nah not at all
This child of mine gonna frustrate the heck out of me blegh
Lol
Piggies man don't listen lol
😳
Don't look so shocked
Just lurking in
you can speak
Maybe maybe not could be your imagination
We can fix that
I didn’t do nuffin I’m a sweet little :innocent
😇😇
How didn’t that register
Cause it was a lie
I’m always innocent tho
Too early for all that exercise
😂
I'm sorry for posting our recruiting ad on #🧑players-seeking-alliances I didn't wear my lenses that time so I'm very sorry
Hey.
👀
👀
👉👀👈
😳

Watching me closely now👀
That's semi creepy
I missed the rules in my checks. Apologies
No worries. We just can't allow links
Hello all
Hey
How's it going in pony land?
I rode my pony today. Started raining tho...
We're kind of straying in a different direction. But honestly it's breathed new life into the game for me
Good to hear
I miss riding horses.
Good morning 😊🌼
Morning
Morning y’all
I don't know why but that just made me so happy
Morning
Yeah it's like ASMR ways
Morning
I know it's like oddly satisfying
Also good morning again 
Again😳
🌚
Hey y'all
Howdy
Hey tt 🌼
Urgh... you need a better poker face 👀
Poker is easy need some pointers?
Crayons I’ve been playing poker longer than you’ve been alive. Im good 😎

Texas hold ‘‘em and Omaha is where it’s at
Yes, I’m not playing WAR
I always miss conversation in here. I always come in when no one's talking.
Yeah it's dark here
Fix Intel
My sleep schedule is wack and I usually come in here as well when it's quiet lil
Message CS. Tech support doesn't work in this discord.
Where do I do that?
I'm complaining about quitting after that disaster of a nuka, but I'm also maybe just in need of food, soooo someone help me order dinner pls
I'm thinking Domino's? Maybe pizza?
Pizza is always acceptable
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This was one of my favorite movies growing up
Same
I think cause I was eating and nukaing I wasn't as painful
an update, since I apparently am feeling combative today:
Ordered a hawaiian pizza
Yummmmmmmm
Oh I love bacon pineapple and jalapeno pizza
I've never tried that combo sounds delicious
I ordered spinach feta bread, not wings, so that's sad, but I have wings, so yay!
Oooooo brookies!
Those brookies are delicious
this is a special version they make, has bacon, ham, pineapple, provolone, and roasted red peppers. quite delicious
Yeah seems delicious enjoy ur meal 👍
You pineapple on pizza people are just strange 😂
Hey its good
That sounds delicious honestly
You're strange
He is, this be facts
Both can be true
I'm probably more strange. I'm dipping French fries in my frosty
French fries and frosties are the perfect combination
It's my favorite combo tbh my partner always looks at me strange
Nothing strange about that.
Salty sweet my favorite combo
@winged ether OMG I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT GAME YOU ARE PLAYING
I want it!
I found it because of a YouTuber. It's just so relaxing
Was it RTGame because that's how I found it lmao
But I was literally not 15 minutes ago telling someone about it
When I get paid imma get it
It was real civil engineer
I was watching him play timber born and then started watching his other videos
Ah okay very different introduction to it
I'm gonna get Parkitect too
Or however u spell
I just like to come back to this one whenever I've had a semi-stressful day
I saw the name and was trying to figure out what it was lmao
I got my first adult PC game recently but have yet to play it. Called Season, just won a Webby
Good morning 👀
Morning
Morning
Good choice 👍
This is blasphemy. Pineapple does NOT belong on a friggin pizza
good morning everyone. I'm with Gerber, this is the only channel I'm hanging out in.
Im with youuuuu
From now on... i was before in others 
I can’t spend too long in this channel. My inability to talk about well the two things in the chest area that vary in size and shape depending on the owner is stifling my ability to communicate in a clever way
👀 naaah... its nice to talk with you also about other themes then that 😂 believe in yourself and lets talk about that pineapples dont have to be on pizzas 
99% of my emojis are Mr peen variants. I need new emojis for this server
most of my emojis are also from nsfw servers, I'm not able to coopt most of them, unfortunately 😅
🍍 surprised there's not more pineapple emojis
that's too on topic 😂 #💭closed-game-suggestions
and based on their track record..
any changes to events are just going to be worse 😂
sooo maybe we just stop asking lmao
My hotel room in Vegas has a tablet that controls all of the shades and lights and I can’t figure out how to turn the lights off now
And did you know that you can aim in arena?
too much technology?
did you NOT know that? oh boy. it's about to change your puzzle life lol


Thats so cute the emoji
I can totally agree with this one
No mod work today 

happy mondayyyy lol
Here the 1st may is holiday actually so.... 🥳
No such luck here. It's actually my first day back to full time work.
Morning
Can we get a designated chat for terrible dad jokes…asking for a friend 🫣
no lol
Well shoot I tried…but technically they could be posted here, right? 👀
Crafting a apex nano in 10 min. Incase yall wanna piggy back.
Recommend going to your state discord instead of global one lol
I cant really do that cause I'm not really crafting an apex. I just wanted to see what it felt like to post that on discord.
😂😂
Ooo we have national holiday too! Barbecue day.
Just for that....
I’m allowed to be mean to Johnny
I thought everyone was
Why the crying?
I can't sleep
That coffee looks good
Yeah the best drink ever
I'm bout to go get me some and make pudding to eat later
Coffee pudding?👀
No it's banana pudding. Coffee pudding would be interesting
Morning
Coffee hates me
Coffee makes me sleepy sometimes 
Coffee makes me constipated…
🤣
Morning
Morning y’all
Morning
Why didn’t the French chef realize it was pancake Tuesday?
It Crêpe’d up on him.
😳
Yes
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.
And then Samsung
When two vegans get into an argument is it still called a beef?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field
Lol
What happens when you put your hand in a blender ?
You get a hand shake
:(

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
What did Delaware?
Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska
I could tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy. ..
Hookers don’t fart they let out little prosti toots
I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".
I bought 2
“I stayed up allll night wondering where the sun went….. then it dawned on me”

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
"What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"
What award did the knock knock jokester win…..
The No-Bell prize
"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday.
All the others are weekdays.
I named my iPad the Titanic…… so when I plug it to my computer it says….. the titanic is syncing
"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."
Why did the picture go to jail….
Because it was framed
Terribleeeeeeee

"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!"
What do you call an alligator detective….
An investi-gator
It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.
Whats the max level for glory levels?
Sounds like “on topic”
I wanted to send something else 🤭
THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
@north comet HEY BROTHER WATS UP
60
😭 now how in the world did I miss that stupid question but appreciate the reply
Why are you being on topic in the one channel designated for off topic you coulda asked that in #🔥game-general or #💡help・hints
You killed the flow of bad jokes
What do you call two worms in love?
Soilmates
Why don’t lobsters like to share…..
They’re shellfish
I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes,
You know, Raisin Awareness
What do you call a cheap circumcision
A rip off
Why did the robber jump in the shower….
He wanted to make clean getaway
Why do horses have low divorce rates?
They have stable relationships
What do strippers and butter have in common
They both spread for bread
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records……..
then the Librarian told me to stop and take it out.
Golden! 🙌🏽🤣
That was a bad one I reject it
The librarian rejected it too
No the robber one

The library one is also dumb tho
Haterrrrrrrrrrr
Says the person with zero jokes
I never said I had any lmao
I’m just an audience member
Waitingggggggg
Can you hold your breath while you do so
What did 1 saggy boob say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get support, people gonna think we’re nuts
You trynna kill me off….. realllll nice lol
Who me? Never
Here’s 1 you gotta think a little……
My german girlfriend likes to rate my sex game from 1-10
Did anal…. She kept yelling 9
The answer is nein
I can’t do better
Lmfao it was meant to be sarcastic. 😭😭
Lmfao honestly didn't think anyone would have sincerely answered it in here 😭😭 I expected a ton of sarcastic responses
6:30 is the best time…..
Hands down
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
You’re just jealous
What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.
How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony…..
It’s not hard
What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?
Cough
Why is Halloween the favorite holiday of West Virginians?
Because they like to Pump Kin
I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.
Have you heard the one about the 2 blind guys in a bar? Neither have I
Did you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall?
It is a little con descending.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman……
..snowballs
Actually…. This may not be true in todays world 😵💫
Eyyyy clutch good to see u here bro!
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."
🤦♂️
And also cause it kills over 1m people per year
"How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Word play doesn't work in text form. Dads around the world are disappointed in you.
Lol
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something
How do you find will smith in the snow?
Fallow the fresh prints
Fruit of the loom took Hanes to court…… it was a brief case
That was disappointing 🤦♂️😂
Nah, that was currently good one lol
It was too generic heard it a million times
I called the bank to pay my student loan but turns out some kind lady lit my contract on fire and said I didn’t owe anything anymore…
Thanks Bernadette!!
Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
Ok that’s it for me for now I have to go be productive and make money and things
Im making money even sitting
What do you call a white person having a seizure
A salt shaker
My wife sent me to the supermarket for 6 cans of sprite……
I realized I picked 7up
Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery
Cause it didn’t habanero
What goes in hard & dry but comes out soft and wet…..
Gum
I once had a conversation with a dolphin.
We just clicked

Lol i see some google jokes here
I pinned a Rolex to the post just outside my house.
It's the neighbourhood watch
I see you @empty yarrow

I can act up… it’s my bday anyway lol
DIZZY
Sexist comments are against #📚sanctuary-rules
Get out my business
So does anyone know if you have 2 accounts on one device can you bind just 1 or will it automatically bind both?
👀
I love stuart
How do you steal a coat?
You jacket
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
It's a Pita Parka
I just wanted to say Hello and wish everybody a great day ❤️
Ooooo hi ashhh
Good morning! Have a good day!!
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well
Smoking will kill you, bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it!
Lol
Why do you go to bed in full armor?
It’s the best way to get a full knight’s sleep
Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke!

What does a receptionist say to clients leaving the sperm back…..
Thanks for coming
Hi Crayons!! Fancy seeing you here hon
🫶
Im always in here haha atleast every now and then I’m on
I only visit every once in a blue moon to make myself sociable
All good lol I was surprised to see you pop in
Morning
Morning! 🌹
Hq 18 movin on up
Congrats 👏 👏 👏 👏 it is a struggle for us all unless we wanna empty the bank. I sold a kidney last month 🤣
Ooo dang someone get a good deal or expensive deal?
👀👀😂😂
They sent it back. I thought they meant kidney bean. Man were they pissed
Could of sold your liver and had it regenerate without losing an organ
Prob rated you zero stars on the dark web now
Better stick to my fart jars then 
I mean you can make up to 45k a week if you got a market for them
Only fans! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or should we make a new website called Only Farts?
That'll work! I'll be the CEO call me Gas Master
There is a state called only fans in the game lol
Your state?
No not mine but i attacked them before
🤣🤣 that state name is awesome
I’ll be called tacobelldestroyer
You know them farts gonna be good
My ex makes a ton of money on there. I didn't even know she knew anything about sports betting. I could never even get her to watch football with me. I guess the community is very helpful.
Oh yes a very open and helpful community it is 🤣
Easy money to earn lol u only shows ur talents
There were some punny lil poop heads up yonder ways
Gotta travel a ways upwards
I found stir fry all over my bed this morning…
I must have been sleep wokking again.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets
What is a skeleton’s favorite form of measurement?
Graveyards!
What is wrong with you guys?!?
Everything is
Now you made Samantha leave how dare ye
I don't make anybody do anything except for follow the rules
So should I call Nyan
I think they took the blue instead of the red pill
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, all the others are weekdays
Never
You calling me old?😳
I’ll throw a rubber chancla at her and she will go back to sleep or make her angrier it’s 50/50
No!! I'm like twice your age 🤣🤣🤣
He's a youngin
He just a baby
He's the same age as me
Hmmm off topic… breakfast vs dinner..
That svedka makes me gag just seeing it
Oh no I’m sorry!!! Bad experience? Too sweet? I’m a straight shooter (no flavors, top shelf, no chasers!!) of tequila whisky and vodka myself , but , this new summer mnt dew.. had me feeling summer sunshine big time so I added a little flavored vodka..
Let's just say it was the go to every weekend when I used to drink. I think I threw it up enough i hate alcohol now🤣
Throwing a garden party, lettuce turnip the beet….
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Of course it only has 8 of those.
So the first two were test-tickles!
When my father dies, he wants his ashes pressed into a record.
It was his vinyl request
I use to be like that with tequila.. when I was teen/early 20’s now. Gimmmmie all the straight tequila shots
I laughed a little too hard at this
Dark-ish humor NICE! That was a good one
Usually straight shots make for less of a hang over too!!
🍸🍸🍸
Hahaha not the way this mental case takes them 🫣😂😵
Key word: usually….😂
How do you make a pool table laugh?
-tickle it’s balls!
What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls?
A white Christmas
What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?
You walk him and pitch to the rhino
What do you get when you cross a potato and a dicck
-a dictator
Dang you I was just going to post that one!!!
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Why does Santa have a huge sack?
-he only comes once a year

Why does Mrs. Claus wish Santa Claus was like a stocking?
Because stocking are hung
Good morning 🥳🌼
Morning
Have you heard about the band 1023Mb?
No gig yet
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What do shrimp wear in the kitchen?
A-prawns
Uhhh, I dont get it lol.
Apron is what you wear in the kitchen to keep food off of yourself while you're cooking
ooo, new word. Noted. thanks!
It's a play on the word prawn. Which is similar to a shrimp
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business
I now want jalapeños 😂
What are bees from the United States called….
A USB
A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
What do you call a reluctant potato?
A hesitater
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?
It was Chewie
Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?
He's all right now
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network
I asked a Frenchman if he played any games.
He said wii
So the doctor came in to ask me about my broken arm.
He said: “Will painkillers help?"
I said: “It wouldn't hurt.”
I used to date a guy with a lazy eye
It turns out he was seeing someone else the whole time!
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers and rabbits feet.
I thought: "Wow, he's pushing his luck!
What country has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, everyday it's Dublin
All my other ones might get me banned 😂😂😂
They say during sex you burn off as much calories as running 8 miles
Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Mighty generous of you 😬
Whose the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A Grave Mistake
What’s the process for a job application in hooters?
Do they just give you a bra and say “here fill this out”
Same with stewardesses 😉
I assume you guys didn’t get the job 😝
😂🤣😂
Well I gotta go get my butt kicked by Azzie's alliance now. Back to bother y'all in a few
Have fun!
Should be
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Hi blue, how u doing 🙂
Hi I'm doing OK life's a little busy right now
Ohhh, hope only good things to keep you busy 😊
Yes definitely good things 8 days till it slows down 🙂
Hey prof
Nah it’s just because she doesn’t like us anymore
Hmmmmm
It’s true ain’t it👀
No it's not true I got a big milestone coming up and got my attention that I usually give to talking on here
Gotcha


You scared me away
Not youuu lol…. I was referring to professor 😂
Good morning together 🙂
Buttkicking is a strong word lol. Sting wasn’t there or she could have made it more difficult. 😂 I had fun tho even if I was late
I see "mod" you scary 🫣🤣
He’s not a real mod
Ex…. Is probably the scarier word… nobody likes an ex 😂
Even when he was a real mod he wasn’t scary 😝
Well an ex is an ex for a reason
I keep you humble




event every month 👀👀👀

