#🎯off-topic-chat

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winged ether
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Well they kind of shook things up quite nicely for a bit so I'm not complaining

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Morning!

desert portal
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I haven't been active in a while. Taking a break from game

blissful dune
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Morning

zenith magnet
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Ooo people from USA are waking up

desert portal
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Morning juicy

spice aurora
vapid wadi
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I don't come here often 👀

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My cat is a tattoo design from one of my favorite tattoo artists 😊

zenith magnet
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Why?

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I didn't say anything about age yet lol

vapid wadi
zenith magnet
vapid wadi
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Sorry, what?

zenith magnet
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A wait.

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I opennit in full screen

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I was thinking that it's a.... Object when you are placing flowers inside. I don't remember name in English

zenith magnet
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I like word jug.

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Can I place flowers in jug?

winged ether
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Sure

vapid wadi
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Yes, you can, but it's not either of those things...am confused

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It's a cat made from flowers excuseme

zenith magnet
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I got it lol

vapid wadi
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backs away from off topic slowly

zenith magnet
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And finnaly, end of work.

vapid wadi
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Going back to game general, where things don't make sense but in a way that makes sense

zenith magnet
vapid wadi
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Me too, but I haven't had any coffee yet and will be back after that 😂

spice aurora
zenith magnet
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going back to meme channel

zenith magnet
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Nyan, we saw that.

winged ether
zenith magnet
frozen vapor
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I need coffeeeee

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I have read something about coffee in here 👀

winged ether
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Currently drinking a decent cup of Sumatra blend

spice aurora
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Ghost tag eh

winged ether
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Probably @zenith magnet

zenith magnet
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Why do you always blame me when something bad happens? loool

frozen vapor
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Kraverek is the ghost and azraela the one who throws him down 😂

vapid wadi
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Who tagged me

winged ether
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It was @topaz vault

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What he doesn't know is my phone will hold the alert and I can see who tagged me even after it's deleted

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So I think we should all just keep tagging @topaz vault

winged ether
slender vine
winged ether
slender vine
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Maybe we should ask @topaz vault what he thinks

topaz vault
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😳

zenith magnet
topaz vault
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@winged ether

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@winged ether

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@winged ether

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@winged ether

winged ether
winged ether
topaz vault
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Idk who that was

desert portal
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@topaz vault

winged ether
slender vine
topaz vault
zenith magnet
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That's a punchline

slender vine
topaz vault
winged ether
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I haven't been pinged and it's lovely

winged ether
topaz vault
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@quartz plinth quit hiding👀

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I see that laugh

winged ether
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Stop tagging mods

topaz vault
topaz vault
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If that’s what you prefer

quartz plinth
vapid wadi
vapid wadi
topaz vault
vapid wadi
slender vine
topaz vault
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😬

topaz vault
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👀

slender vine
vapid wadi
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Omg this gif is so cute

golden zinc
zenith magnet
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oh, I missed the party with timeouts.

winged ether
spice aurora
blissful dune
winged ether
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I'm ready to give it up almost

silver parrot
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Oh dear GOD !!!!!

wet skiff
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Yes it's wicked

wet skiff
slender vine
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Whens feast tho?

golden zinc
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Idk I just wait for the icon to pop on my screen cozysip

mighty ruin
zenith magnet
spice aurora
zenith magnet
golden zinc
desert portal
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Morning

frozen vapor
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👀

golden zinc
frozen vapor
pine anvil
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👓

winged ether
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It's been so quiet without crayons. Kind of nice

zenith magnet
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Where is he?

winged ether
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Dunno

blissful dune
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Morning

north comet
frozen vapor
winged ether
frozen vapor
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Urgh... dont remind me on wc chat 😤😂

winged ether
frozen vapor
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@true pebble @errant vale and @sinful cairn you get missed by @winged ether 👀

winged ether
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You didn't have to tag me

frozen vapor
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I needed to

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😂 forgot the push reply

true pebble
sinful cairn
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👀👀👀👀

true pebble
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I just work here. . . You’re the boss

mighty ruin
frozen vapor
winged ether
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No I most definitely am not

frozen vapor
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Then.... hillside? 👀

true pebble
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What off topic controversial subject should we address today?

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Oh I know

sinful cairn
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Oh god

golden zinc
true pebble
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I want a chance to get the rest of the hero frags to get my damn zombie event frags to +8

frozen vapor
golden zinc
errant vale
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🫥🫥

golden zinc
true pebble
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The game won’t exist in one year

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I need them now

errant vale
frozen vapor
errant vale
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Just gotta bring up getting hit in the mud 🤣🤣

mighty ruin
golden zinc
errant vale
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Haha I don’t come close to the mud

winged ether
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Oh man does that mean I'm going to have to find another game to play?

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I'm actually having fun here and I kind of like some of the people

frozen vapor
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I port far away from mud... like far far away always in wc

golden zinc
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I sit with my but up against a weird boundary wall with my t9 at my hip🤣

golden zinc
winged ether
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I mean I can go back to my PC games and be happy

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Playing sons of the Forest right now that one's fun

true pebble
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First and last game I play

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I was trying to be frantic

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Dramatic

errant vale
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😂😂

true pebble
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So you could have them let me get my damn frags

golden zinc
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Idk what I'm playing anymore I got warframe downloaded on my pc and other games on my console upstairs

true pebble
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I have one at +8 and 2 at 350/500

errant vale
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That one was nice in AT tho!

winged ether
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I would love to be able to get my heroes up. I have two of them at +4 and one at +5

golden zinc
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Their gonna allow perfects on them but it's 10 perfects for one fragcozysip

winged ether
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I don't know if Capcom is going to let them

edgy kernel
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lol, I wouldn't mind using 20 perfects to get Leon to +2, he's 18/20

frozen vapor
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So we talk about RE heroes?

winged ether
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We are way too on topic for off topic

golden zinc
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I think so I'm making perfect jokes again lol

frozen vapor
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Mine are far away of anything... but i have all 3 at least

errant vale
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I got them all +3

winged ether
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I want a little hard on the event because I really loved resident evil

golden zinc
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I'm at plus 1 on all 3 but unlocked em all on all 4 accounts of mine

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Crap I gotta go get ready for res war todaloo

edgy kernel
frozen vapor
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I have two at +1 and one at +0

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The +0 im just missing 2 frags

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😤😂

winged ether
errant vale
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I wanted 2 items from the event and couldn’t get the second one :/ d

winged ether
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I wanted the ambiance but had to settle with the 30 day one

errant vale
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I wanted the cop car but fell on a bad week

frozen vapor
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I wanted.... i dont know... anything because RE 😤😂

true pebble
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Dammit

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Off topic

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Boobs

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I love boobs

winged ether
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We can't really discuss those here

true pebble
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How’s that

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Dammit

winged ether
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Lol

true pebble
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What the hell is appropriate off topic?

errant vale
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But atleast the ship came out I’m happy about that

true pebble
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The weather

winged ether
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Anything not related to the game I think

errant vale
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Hahaha I feel ya TT

winged ether
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But we have to keep it slightly PG

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I know I know it's boring

true pebble
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That’s what I say to the pg

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And by who’s standards?

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🤣🤣

winged ether
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By the company unfortunately.

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My standards are much different

true pebble
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Sorry about Mr Peen. Must be the weather

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I didn’t even know the server existed let alone had rules

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Lol

winged ether
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It's the reason we have moderators.

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I've got a few emojis of my own that I can't use in here

frozen vapor
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😂😂

winged ether
true pebble
winged ether
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Okay that one is extremely adorable

winged ether
true pebble
frozen vapor
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😂😂

winged ether
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I now realize that I have entirely too many emojis I cannot use

edgy kernel
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😳

frozen vapor
winged ether
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It's a new one on one of the channels I'm part of.

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I hadn't seen it before

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GoodChefGif

Just found this one

winged ether
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That pup is totally ready to start trouble

true pebble
winged ether
frozen vapor
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Soon tt turns into a green role 👀

winged ether
frozen vapor
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He already got level 2

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😂

winged ether
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I just hit HQ38 in here. I'm almost caught up to my actual headquarters

frozen vapor
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Go tt go tt... write more you will get a green role then @true pebble 🥳👀

winged ether
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Got to space it out a little bit It doesn't count actual spam

frozen vapor
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Lol spam was the wrong term maybe 😂

winged ether
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I used to have a spam emoji and I can't find it

edgy kernel
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I see a lot of high HQs here that I never see them writing anything, guess I'm not allowed in the cool rooms

frozen vapor
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Hm... maybe they write more in language channels

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Or they were active but got less active due to time

winged ether
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Some of the language channels are actually active. Unlike English

edgy kernel
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Probably some language channels, Portuguese is dead too

errant vale
winged ether
frozen vapor
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There she will find emojis on mass as well 😂

errant vale
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Flights are only a few swipes away

winged ether
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Lol. Oh wait I think I finally hit 40

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They're expensive. I need 60 to fly I think

frozen vapor
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Oh nice! Gz

serene solstice
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This doesn't seem very off topic

frozen vapor
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Im working on hq 35 actually

winged ether
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No not the base. I'm never going to hit 40 at this rate

frozen vapor
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Just need the wall and then i can go for 35

winged ether
serene solstice
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Lol

frozen vapor
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👀

errant vale
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Falla gonna go t11s finally???

winged ether
frozen vapor
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Yes... for the good of the alliance... weak t11s but in superrallies as fillers good enough

errant vale
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What rss do u need??

winged ether
frozen vapor
errant vale
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🫣🫣

true pebble
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Whe there’s a will there’s a way

frozen vapor
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Psssht dont recruit in here 🤫👀

errant vale
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We are talking about emojis what cha talking about

frozen vapor
true pebble
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Ok. No spitballing about strategic associations, no pervy chat

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What else is there

frozen vapor
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Weather 👀

true pebble
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Oh how about politics

frozen vapor
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No politics

errant vale
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FJB?

frozen vapor
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😵‍💫

frozen vapor
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Here also... i guess... its dark outside

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But i hear rain noises

errant vale
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It’s 89 and over cast here

errant vale
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If I played in the rain I would melt 😁

winged ether
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It's 86° outside where I'm at

frozen vapor
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I love rain

winged ether
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I woke up last night to a monster of a storm

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Knocked a tree down up the street

errant vale
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Ya it rained here pretty good yesterday. As long as Florida is rain free this weekend

winged ether
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My section of Florida is supposed to rain all day Saturday and most of Sunday

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Actually looking at it it looks like we're starting to get into the normal summer storms

errant vale
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I hope not we got a baseball tournament this weekend lol my sons team has bad luck picking weekends

winged ether
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I'm central so your mileage may vary

errant vale
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Im north

winged ether
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But you know how it changes that quickly

slender vine
errant vale
winged ether
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I used to love the predictable 30 minutes storms every afternoon. They would start it exactly the same time stop it exactly the same time and you can watch the wall of rain travel to where you're at

frozen vapor
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How is florida? I never was in the us... always wanted to fly to the us 👀

winged ether
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It is hot and humid for most of the year. And the people are kind of crazy. But at the same time the Winters are usually perfect

frozen vapor
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Oh nice... here the winter starts getting crazy... less snow and more rain

errant vale
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What’s snow??? 😂😂🤣🤣

frozen vapor
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Something what was onces supposed to be there in the winter in germany... now its getting less and less 😭

errant vale
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Most we get is some flurries

frozen vapor
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But it feels like we get more hailstorm... my window of the car dont like that change

errant vale
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Hahah right!

winged ether
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Lucky we don't even get flurries here

golden zinc
winged ether
golden zinc
winged ether
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I thought you'd like that one

golden zinc
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It's absolutely adorable

topaz vault
topaz vault
true pebble
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Wait, not f’ing crayons

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I hereby leave this chat

golden zinc
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It is a crayon

winged ether
winged ether
winged ether
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I think he might need to be muted again

winged ether
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This is almost more entertaining than my reservoir war

golden zinc
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My res war was full of dying and rallies today

edgy kernel
golden zinc
winged ether
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We were up against an alliance that lost all their bigs because of Conquest I think and I feel bad

golden zinc
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Ooof

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Ours was semi balanced some of our guys came back home lol

winged ether
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I was a little disappointed. Because I was actually hoping for a bit of a fight. Even when we lose I have fun usually

errant vale
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My res war on my lv 31 sucked….

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But was fun talking smack cause one guy got mad cause I scouted him 😂

golden zinc
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90 percent of res war im scouting. Especially accounts in the hit zone to see if I can make them run lol

errant vale
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I kept scouting after he got mad

winged ether
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I always get amused by scouting

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Also isn't this too on topic for off topic again

golden zinc
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Oops I do not apologoze🤣

winged ether
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I know I'm horrible 😔

golden zinc
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Nah not at all

winged ether
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Aw shucks

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I was trying to see if I had any more cute emojis to share

golden zinc
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This child of mine gonna frustrate the heck out of me blegh

winged ether
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Lol

golden zinc
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Piggies man don't listen lol

topaz vault
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😳

golden zinc
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Don't look so shockedcozysip

topaz vault
vapid wadi
topaz vault
winged ether
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We can fix that

topaz vault
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😇😇

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How didn’t that register

slender vine
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Cause it was a lie

topaz vault
vapid wadi
frozen vapor
golden zinc
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Too early for all that exercise

pure ermine
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😂

crimson mica
glad gale
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Morning folks

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Happy Saturday

winged ether
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Hey.

pure ermine
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👀

zenith magnet
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👀

golden zinc
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👉👀👈

topaz vault
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😳

slender vine
topaz vault
golden zinc
winged ether
stray nebula
winged ether
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No worries. We just can't allow links

desert portal
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Hello all

winged ether
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Hey

desert portal
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How's it going in pony land?

slender vine
winged ether
delicate pawn
frozen vapor
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Good morning 😊🌼

golden zinc
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Morning

topaz vault
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Morning y’all

desert portal
glad gale
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Morning

keen drum
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Morning

golden zinc
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Also good morning again cozysip

karmic siren
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🌚

winged ether
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Hey y'all

true pebble
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Howdy

frozen vapor
true pebble
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Getting by butt kicked at poker so saying hello

frozen vapor
topaz vault
true pebble
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Crayons I’ve been playing poker longer than you’ve been alive. Im good 😎

golden zinc
topaz vault
true pebble
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Yes, I’m not playing WAR

winged ether
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I always miss conversation in here. I always come in when no one's talking.

keen drum
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Yeah it's dark here

silent jay
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Fix Intel

golden zinc
winged ether
silent jay
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Where do I do that?

vapid wadi
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I'm complaining about quitting after that disaster of a nuka, but I'm also maybe just in need of food, soooo someone help me order dinner pls

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I'm thinking Domino's? Maybe pizza?

pine anvil
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Pizza is always acceptable

vapid wadi
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investigates

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they have new loaded tots

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potatoes,, also always acceptable

pine anvil
fervent riverBOT
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winged ether
golden zinc
vapid wadi
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an update, since I apparently am feeling combative today:
Ordered a hawaiian pizza

winged ether
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Oh I love bacon pineapple and jalapeno pizza

golden zinc
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I've never tried that combo sounds delicious

vapid wadi
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I ordered spinach feta bread, not wings, so that's sad, but I have wings, so yay!

pine anvil
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Oooooo brookies!

golden zinc
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Those brookies are delicious

vapid wadi
keen drum
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Yeah seems delicious enjoy ur meal 👍

serene solstice
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You pineapple on pizza people are just strange 😂

golden zinc
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Hey its good

winged ether
winged ether
vapid wadi
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He is, this be facts

serene solstice
golden zinc
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I'm probably more strange. I'm dipping French fries in my frostycozysip

winged ether
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French fries and frosties are the perfect combination

golden zinc
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It's my favorite combo tbh my partner always looks at me strange

serene solstice
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Nothing strange about that.

golden zinc
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Salty sweet my favorite combo

spice aurora
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@winged ether OMG I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT GAME YOU ARE PLAYING

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I want it!

winged ether
spice aurora
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Was it RTGame because that's how I found it lmao

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But I was literally not 15 minutes ago telling someone about it

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When I get paid imma get it

winged ether
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It was real civil engineer

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I was watching him play timber born and then started watching his other videos

spice aurora
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Ah okay very different introduction to it

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I'm gonna get Parkitect too

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Or however u spell

winged ether
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I just like to come back to this one whenever I've had a semi-stressful day

vapid wadi
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I saw the name and was trying to figure out what it was lmao

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I got my first adult PC game recently but have yet to play it. Called Season, just won a Webby

frozen vapor
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Good morning 👀

topaz vault
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Morning

glad gale
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Morning

winged ether
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Morning y'all.

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I've decided this is the only channel I'm going to visit today

keen drum
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Good choice 👍

true pebble
frozen vapor
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From now on... i was before in others cozysip

true pebble
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I can’t spend too long in this channel. My inability to talk about well the two things in the chest area that vary in size and shape depending on the owner is stifling my ability to communicate in a clever way

frozen vapor
true pebble
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99% of my emojis are Mr peen variants. I need new emojis for this server

frozen vapor
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Take those emojis which are from this server 👀😂

vapid wadi
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🍍 surprised there's not more pineapple emojis

true pebble
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How about they do shovel event every month 👀👀👀

vapid wadi
true pebble
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Ughhh

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Ok

vapid wadi
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and based on their track record..

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any changes to events are just going to be worse 😂

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sooo maybe we just stop asking lmao

true pebble
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My hotel room in Vegas has a tablet that controls all of the shades and lights and I can’t figure out how to turn the lights off now

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And did you know that you can aim in arena?

vapid wadi
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too much technology?

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did you NOT know that? oh boy. it's about to change your puzzle life lol

frozen vapor
true pebble
frozen vapor
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Thats so cute the emoji

winged ether
winged ether
winged ether
frozen vapor
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Here the 1st may is holiday actually so.... 🥳

vapid wadi
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No such luck here. It's actually my first day back to full time work.

golden zinc
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Morningcozysip

naive halo
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Can we get a designated chat for terrible dad jokes…asking for a friend 🫣

vapid wadi
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no lol

naive halo
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Well shoot I tried…but technically they could be posted here, right? 👀

north comet
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Crafting a apex nano in 10 min. Incase yall wanna piggy back.

vapid wadi
north comet
frozen vapor
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😂😂

zenith magnet
spice aurora
winged ether
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I thought everyone was

keen drum
winged ether
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Why the crying?

frozen vapor
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Good morning 😊🌼

keen drum
golden zinc
keen drum
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Yeah the best drink ever

golden zinc
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I'm bout to go get me some and make pudding to eat latercozysip

frozen vapor
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Coffee pudding?👀

golden zinc
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No it's banana pudding. Coffee pudding would be interesting

zenith magnet
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Morning

night forge
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Coffee hates me

golden zinc
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Coffee makes me sleepy sometimes cozysip

chrome locust
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Coffee makes me constipated…

golden zinc
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🤣

glad gale
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Morning

topaz vault
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Morning y’all

winged ether
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Morning

mighty ruin
naive halo
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Why didn’t the French chef realize it was pancake Tuesday?

It Crêpe’d up on him.

topaz vault
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😳

topaz vault
naive halo
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

keen drum
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Lol

topaz vault
signal kernel
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:(

golden zinc
naive halo
topaz vault
naive halo
novel geyser
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Hookers don’t fart they let out little prosti toots

topaz vault
mighty ruin
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“I stayed up allll night wondering where the sun went….. then it dawned on me”

topaz vault
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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

topaz vault
mighty ruin
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What award did the knock knock jokester win…..
The No-Bell prize

topaz vault
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"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

naive halo
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday.
All the others are weekdays.

mighty ruin
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I named my iPad the Titanic…… so when I plug it to my computer it says….. the titanic is syncing

topaz vault
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"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

mighty ruin
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Why did the picture go to jail….
Because it was framed

mighty ruin
golden zinc
topaz vault
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"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!"

mighty ruin
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What do you call an alligator detective….
An investi-gator

winged ether
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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.

grave mulch
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Whats the max level for glory levels?

mighty ruin
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Sounds like “on topic”

pure ermine
oak widget
oak widget
quartz plinth
grave mulch
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😭 now how in the world did I miss that stupid question but appreciate the reply

spice aurora
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You killed the flow of bad jokes

frozen vapor
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👀

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I have read bad jokes? 👀

topaz vault
mighty ruin
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Why don’t lobsters like to share…..
They’re shellfish

topaz vault
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I've been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes,

You know, Raisin Awareness

novel geyser
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What do you call a cheap circumcision
A rip off

mighty ruin
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Why did the robber jump in the shower….
He wanted to make clean getaway

topaz vault
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships

novel geyser
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What do strippers and butter have in common
They both spread for bread

mighty ruin
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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records……..
then the Librarian told me to stop and take it out.

novel geyser
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Golden! 🙌🏽🤣

spice aurora
mighty ruin
spice aurora
mighty ruin
spice aurora
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The library one is also dumb tho

mighty ruin
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Haterrrrrrrrrrr

spice aurora
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Do better

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Elevate your game

mighty ruin
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Says the person with zero jokes

spice aurora
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I never said I had any lmao

mighty ruin
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Waiting

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Waiting

spice aurora
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I’m just an audience member

mighty ruin
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Waitingggggggg

spice aurora
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Can you hold your breath while you do so

mighty ruin
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What did 1 saggy boob say to the other saggy boob

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If we don’t get support, people gonna think we’re nuts

spice aurora
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Wow and now I’m being TARGETED

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Mooooooooom

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😂

mighty ruin
spice aurora
mighty ruin
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Here’s 1 you gotta think a little……

spice aurora
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To get to the other side

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That’s a hard one I know

mighty ruin
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My german girlfriend likes to rate my sex game from 1-10

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Did anal…. She kept yelling 9

spice aurora
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The answer is nein

mighty ruin
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I can’t do better

spice aurora
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Saw it coming a mile away

spice aurora
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😘

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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There

grave mulch
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Lmfao honestly didn't think anyone would have sincerely answered it in here 😭😭 I expected a ton of sarcastic responses

spice aurora
mighty ruin
spice aurora
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What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time!

spice aurora
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

spice aurora
winged ether
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What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.

mighty ruin
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How can you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony…..
It’s not hard

true pebble
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?

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Cough

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Why is Halloween the favorite holiday of West Virginians?

Because they like to Pump Kin

winged ether
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I went to a zoo the other day, but there was only one dog there. It was a Shitzu.

edgy kernel
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Have you heard the one about the 2 blind guys in a bar? Neither have I

naive halo
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Did you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall?

It is a little con descending.

mighty ruin
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman……
..snowballs

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Actually…. This may not be true in todays world 😵‍💫

north comet
topaz vault
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"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

golden zinc
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🤦‍♂️

slender vine
topaz vault
topaz vault
slender vine
topaz vault
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I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something

naive halo
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How do you find will smith in the snow?
Fallow the fresh prints

novel geyser
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Fruit of the loom took Hanes to court…… it was a brief case

golden zinc
zenith magnet
golden zinc
topaz vault
naive halo
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Recent studies have confirmed, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy

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Ok that’s it for me for now I have to go be productive and make money and things

novel geyser
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What do you call a white person having a seizure
A salt shaker

mighty ruin
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My wife sent me to the supermarket for 6 cans of sprite……
I realized I picked 7up

novel geyser
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Why couldn’t the green pepper practice archery
Cause it didn’t habanero

mighty ruin
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What goes in hard & dry but comes out soft and wet…..
Gum

topaz vault
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I once had a conversation with a dolphin.

We just clicked

vapid wadi
keen drum
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Lol i see some google jokes here

topaz vault
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I see you @empty yarrow

empty yarrow
spice aurora
winged ether
slender vine
spice aurora
pine anvil
dusk anvil
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So does anyone know if you have 2 accounts on one device can you bind just 1 or will it automatically bind both?

prisma coral
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👀

grave mulch
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How do you steal a coat?
You jacket

topaz vault
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka

spring sedge
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I just wanted to say Hello and wish everybody a great day ❤️

naive halo
topaz vault
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My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...

Strange name, but she tortoise well

naive halo
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Smoking will kill you, bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it!

topaz vault
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Why do you go to bed in full armor?

It’s the best way to get a full knight’s sleep

naive halo
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Every morning I announce that I’m going running, but then I don’t. It’s a running joke!

empty yarrow
mighty ruin
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What does a receptionist say to clients leaving the sperm back…..
Thanks for coming

naive halo
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What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.

spring sedge
topaz vault
spring sedge
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I only visit every once in a blue moon to make myself sociable

topaz vault
golden zinc
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Morningcozysip

spring sedge
topaz vault
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Hq 18 movin on up

spring sedge
topaz vault
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👀👀😂😂

spring sedge
golden zinc
topaz vault
spring sedge
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Better stick to my fart jars then emoji_49

topaz vault
spring sedge
topaz vault
spring sedge
keen drum
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There is a state called only fans in the game lol

spring sedge
keen drum
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No not mine but i attacked them before

spring sedge
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🤣🤣 that state name is awesome

topaz vault
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You know them farts gonna be good

pine anvil
# spring sedge Only fans! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My ex makes a ton of money on there. I didn't even know she knew anything about sports betting. I could never even get her to watch football with me. I guess the community is very helpful.

spring sedge
keen drum
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Easy money to earn lol u only shows ur talents

zenith magnet
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Where bad jokes?

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I just came here to read them lol

spring sedge
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There were some punny lil poop heads up yonder ways

golden zinc
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Gotta travel a ways upwards

topaz vault
topaz vault
topaz vault
zenith magnet
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That's what I came for!

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😂

topaz vault
winged ether
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What is wrong with you guys?!?

golden zinc
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Everything is

pine anvil
topaz vault
winged ether
winged ether
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So should I call Nyan

spring sedge
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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, all the others are weekdays

topaz vault
topaz vault
topaz vault
spring sedge
winged ether
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He's a youngin

spring sedge
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He just a baby

golden zinc
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He's the same age as mecozysip

raw pelican
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Hmmm off topic… breakfast vs dinner..

golden zinc
raw pelican
# golden zinc That svedka makes me gag just seeing it

Oh no I’m sorry!!! Bad experience? Too sweet? I’m a straight shooter (no flavors, top shelf, no chasers!!) of tequila whisky and vodka myself , but , this new summer mnt dew.. had me feeling summer sunshine big time so I added a little flavored vodka..

golden zinc
naive halo
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Throwing a garden party, lettuce turnip the beet….

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

Of course it only has 8 of those.

So the first two were test-tickles!

topaz vault
raw pelican
raw pelican
raw pelican
naive halo
chrome locust
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🍸🍸🍸

raw pelican
naive halo
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Key word: usually….😂

mighty ruin
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
-tickle it’s balls!

naive halo
pine anvil
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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the rhino

mighty ruin
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What do you get when you cross a potato and a dicck
-a dictator

winged ether
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Ooo

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I like the new color

naive halo
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

mighty ruin
naive ember
naive halo
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Why does Mrs. Claus wish Santa Claus was like a stocking?

Because stocking are hung

frozen vapor
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Good morning 🥳🌼

stable cave
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Here it is moose

spice aurora
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As the message says

desert portal
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Morning

topaz vault
pure ermine
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👀👀👀

naive halo
zenith magnet
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Uhhh, I dont get it lol.

winged ether
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Apron is what you wear in the kitchen to keep food off of yourself while you're cooking

zenith magnet
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ooo, new word. Noted. thanks!

winged ether
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It's a play on the word prawn. Which is similar to a shrimp

spring sedge
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business

golden zinc
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I now want jalapeños 😂cozysip

mighty ruin
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What are bees from the United States called….
A USB

winged ether
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A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk asks if it has any luggage. It replies “no, I’m traveling light”

naive halo
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

topaz vault
topaz vault
spring sedge
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Did you hear about the man who lost his left side?
He's all right now

topaz vault
spring sedge
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I asked a Frenchman if he played any games.
He said wii

topaz vault
spring sedge
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I used to date a guy with a lazy eye

It turns out he was seeing someone else the whole time!

topaz vault
spring sedge
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What country has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, everyday it's Dublin

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All my other ones might get me banned 😂😂😂emoji_49

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They say during sex you burn off as much calories as running 8 miles

Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

blissful dune
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Mighty generous of you 😬

spring sedge
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Whose the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts

topaz vault
zenith magnet
mighty ruin
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What’s the process for a job application in hooters?
Do they just give you a bra and say “here fill this out”

zenith magnet
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Same with stewardesses 😉

mighty ruin
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I assume you guys didn’t get the job 😝

mighty ruin
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😂🤣😂

winged ether
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Well I gotta go get my butt kicked by Azzie's alliance now. Back to bother y'all in a few

blissful dune
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Have fun!

winged ether
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Should be

tough river
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👀

golden zinc
tough river
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Hi blue, how u doing 🙂

golden zinc
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Hi I'm doing OK life's a little busy right now

tough river
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Ohhh, hope only good things to keep you busy 😊

golden zinc
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Yes definitely good things 8 days till it slows down 🙂

winged ether
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Hey prof

mighty ruin
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Came and left…. Damnnn lol

topaz vault
topaz vault
golden zinc
frozen vapor
golden zinc
spring sedge
mighty ruin
frozen vapor
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Good morning together 🙂

spice aurora
spring sedge
spice aurora
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He’s not a real mod

mighty ruin
spice aurora
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Even when he was a real mod he wasn’t scary 😝

spring sedge