ark-2

[winged dome]

Edgy teens

[rare heart]

most exotic pet prices are just based off of how easy i can get it

Reptile market i think is bigger because reptiles and amphibians can be shipped easier through the regular mail than birds can (as far as im aware)

[fallow niche]

Swing it back around to ark 2 y'all or switch it to dms/general, hopefully we'll get some other info today 😂

[winged dome]

Like the import price of a Saladmander

[rare heart]

Hes only worth 9 school currency units you would use for the treat cart

[winged dome]

At least it comes with a neat trading card

[severe dust]

When are we expecting this "roadmap" today?

[south lance]

oh right

[winged dome]

Unknown, but likely around standard Crunch time. 8 hours or so from now

[unborn galleon]

Ew

8 hours till I get pissed off

Real real good

[blissful perch]

Omg he’s self aware

Quick get the broom Zen

[astral token]

🧹 enjoy

[winged dome]

Broom is reusable, get something disposable like a newspaper 🗞️

[split dove]

🛒

just ram them with the shopping cart

[haughty ore]

What time do they usually do crunch?

[winged dome]

Oh look, a relevant message not even 10 messages up

[torn hearth]

It was normaly around 7-8PM GMT, but past fews it been shifting to late to even midnight GMT time.

[astral token]

In today’s wco friendly world, we believe in reusing our bonks

[haughty ore]

I'm too lazy to look. I'm american and I want my answer now

[mint swan]

who is french 🇫🇷

je suis français au cas ou

[astral token]

Average American moment

[winged dome]

Average Ark Chatter moment

[thick moat]

💀

[severe dust]

I didn't mean to start an argument, I was just trying to figure out when we can expect the news of a delay. 🤣😂🤣

[mint swan]

Today brothers and sisters and other siblings 🍻

[raw bobcat]

that’s the other ark server lmaoo

[winged dome]

No argument, just business as usual

[rancid night]

Todays the day boys

Think we might get a ark 2 trailer with the roadmap or nah?

[outer dirge]

today the day for the report in 2025

[rancid night]

Oh legit? Awesome

[fallow niche]

We can hope

[winged dome]

I'd be surprised if we do. I'm at least expecting some more concept art or if we're lucky some in-game screenshots

[astral token]

Nah he’s messing

[astral token]

I think some of A rat creature concepts OWO

We are, when it pleases me

In all seriousness though, in #ark-2 I only believe in trolling those headstrong guys with their uneducated opinions

[blissful perch]

Can one of you ping me if the chat is interesting? I predict it’ll be a long string of the same questions about the road map that people could just wait for until this evening, but if it’s juicy lmk

[desert swallow]

@blissful perch someone just replied to you, they called you baby, which is juicy.

[limber marten]

Where’s the road map!?!?!?

[desert swallow]

glove compartment

[sour grotto]

on the right

[fallow niche]

In a few hours hopefully.

[limber marten]

The suspense is lining me

Killing

[winged dome]

🍻

[calm scaffold]

6~ p.m EST

[sour grotto]

thank you for saying a time

[rare heart]

I wonder if theyll show ark 2 dlc predictions

I also wonder if its a video or just a timeline

WEALLY

yippeeeee!!!

Teeeheheheh!

:0!

[winged dome]

Without context, it looks like Majunkey just got really excited over nothing

[rare heart]

The man was deleted for being evil to snails i think

the kid

[past pewter]

Whats your thoughts on the new argentavis concept art?

[rare heart]

Erm

[broken flower]

map of the road when time now soon?

[rare heart]

It already came out

[desert swallow]

ok roadmap coming out.

[split dove]

give it a few hours, the upload time is a bit slow today

[potent hull]

to day is the day for all are news we hope hi all

[ripe cedar]

What are you hoping for?

[desert swallow]

hope

[wild hound]

Hoping for this supposed ark 2 game to come out

[raw bobcat]

Honestly i’d be happy if they just give us a release date. no trailer or anything needed at all

[shell tinsel]

Everything looks good so far for ark 2. Just change the pvp combat and not make it like souls

[desert swallow]

git gud

[split dove]

yeah, because current ark 1 spam combat is so much better and skill depending

[raw bobcat]

i would love a combat system where we need to attack certain “vital” areas on dino’s. we kinda saw that with like headshots but there should be other areas

[shell tinsel]

Skill shots instead of just locking on is a huge difference.

[split dove]

it's more likely gonna be camera lock, not auto aim lock

[shell tinsel]

Ah i see so cam lock then skill shots?

[split dove]

yh, the cam lock is to make focusing on a enemy easier in third person only

[raw bobcat]

some mod dev will just develop a first person cam no need to worry

[shell tinsel]

Hmm i guess it could work...

[lime forge]

Roadmap when

[split dove]

WHE

[winged dome]

🍻

[split dove]

if you look at god of war 2018 you can get a good example of camera lock in action alongside souls like combat with a third person only camera focus

[shell tinsel]

You guys think we get game play footage or pictures?

[shell tinsel]

Ok right on thanks going to check it out

[split dove]

we might get a timeframe or date for when gameplay is being shown, alongside a possible release window

[prisma pike]

Probably just gameplay footage date

[brittle coyote]

Definitely excited for today!

[prisma pike]

Why nothing's gonna happen they're just revealing reveals

[split dove]

this statement in the 2022 financial report from snail games could potentially prove otherwise if it ends up being true

[raw bobcat]

ark player try not to diss wildcard for everything challenge

[prisma pike]

I would say that's not a diss but you use that word unironically so...

[potent hull]

you can do it bit it head off lol

[prisma pike]

What

[raw bobcat]

what?

grammar left the chat

[split dove]

as i said before, like solving an ancient puzzle from the aztecs

[desert swallow]

Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off a bat in 1982. Almost 10 years later he released "No more tears". His latest album Patient Number 9 is a reference to the month it'll enter early access.

This is telling us we will be happy today, and we can expect a September release date.

[shell tinsel]

Yeah wildcard are known to just release most things right after they announce it, ready or not lol.

[blissful perch]

Did the other reply get deleted? If so, you gave me a worthy ping and I appreciate the amusement 😂

[shell tinsel]

I know Ark2 isn't going to get released anytime soon but i at least want to see Ark1 in Unreal 5 come out soon.

[south lance]

cmonnn devs post that good good plssss

[unborn galleon]

ARK 2 Where?

😆

Am here for the fun

[lone pilot]

5-8hours till roadmap (if we look at the time they usually post community crunch)

[drowsy hamlet]

Ark2 when

[untold totem]

Yes

[drowsy hamlet]

The taking forever

[untold totem]

That is WC for you

[drowsy hamlet]

I know them for to long already now

[winged dome]

🍻

[drowsy hamlet]

I know it's months from now if not years

There I can't get disappointed now

[prisma pike]

It releases April 20th

[drowsy hamlet]

You whis

[silent sable]

ark 2 in 2024 it's a joke right?

[winged dome]

Only joke here is you believing YouTuber rumors

[silent sable]

It is true, youtubers no longer know what to say, because Wildcard Tamopco study tells us nothing, and people are very anxious because we have already waited many years for Ark 2

[winged dome]

If it ain't from the devs, it's rumor and speculation
Is it really that hard people?

We'll get news later today, until then just chill

[sonic mist]

What monsters were confirmed to be in ark 2

[winged dome]

Fingers crossed for Legiana, but staples like Rathalos, Diablos are probably a shoe-in

If you mean new creatures, Bee if you please?

[fallow niche]

Well if we're going by the trailer and concept arts-
Archeapteryx (spelling is probably wrong, I suck)
Anky
Brachio
Carno
Rex
Plant lizard (saladmander)
Stego
Araneomorphus
Raptor
Dodo
Pteranodon

[winged dome]

Saladmander

[sonic mist]

Thx

[fallow niche]

I couldn't remember the name of the spider had to look lol

[drowsy hamlet]

2025 sounds more logical yeah

[fallow niche]

Am I missing any?

I feel like I am

[winged dome]

Aratai natives, some kind of Pterosaur, and I think there was an Archa or some other small flappy thing in the reveal trailer

[drowsy hamlet]

How are you using them emojis

[silent sable]

don't be clever

[fallow niche]

Mod perms. Boost the server to unlock external emotes, its easier for the mod team to watch ~100 boosters than 190k people.

[stray elm]

[drowsy hamlet]

Ohhh

[fallow niche]

Would the Aratai technically be monsters?

Creatures sure since they're not people per say?

[marsh forge]

You think ark 2 will be on game pass for Xbox players?

[stray elm]

Depends on what a 'monster' is to you

[fallow niche]

Already has been confirmed

[stray elm]

They confirmed it will be, on day one

[marsh forge]

Oh wow that’s awesome

[fallow niche]

Idk I wouldn't call them monsters if they're lumped in with dinos

[stray elm]

Monster: "an imaginary creature that is typically large, ugly, and frightening."
By this definition, then yeah. The Aratai's are monsters

[drowsy hamlet]

So when it's finally downloaded you have to pay to play it because then the first day is over

[fallow niche]

What

[stray elm]

That's not at all what that fucking means.

[shell tinsel]

2 different factions

[fallow niche]

It will launch on Gamepass for Microsoft, and on Steam, on day one.

[drowsy hamlet]

[stray elm]

Game-pass day-one means it'll be on game pass 'the day it releases'

[drowsy hamlet]

Oh

[stray elm]

@fallow niche Personally, I think the Aratai's look more 'cool' then 'ugly' but that's me.

[fallow niche]

I think they're cool, I just wouldn't call them dinos or lump them in that category

Creatures yes

[stray elm]

Creature I agree.
But yeah, no, not a dinosaur.

(technically reapers also aren't fucking dinosaurs either. But the ARK community being the most creative fucking bunch still calls them "dinosaurs")

[split dove]

we never said they were smart

[fallow niche]

I call everything dinos since it's shorter but I don't consider them dinos 😂

[split dove]

[stark moth]

I'd call them a type of people if they express human-like emotion/intelligence/ culture/etc. I don't feel that "people" has to mean human, personally

[stray elm]

And I hate how this has been normalized.

[split dove]

humanoids

[shell tinsel]

Wait you mean ive been waiting for Reapers to come out in Jurrasic Park all this time and they are not real?

[stray elm]

Just call them 'creatures'
It's not that hard.

[fallow niche]

Flobs acting surprised that I'm annoying

[stray elm]

I know, shocking, ain't it?

[split dove]

i will burn 20 salad lizards and eat them in front of you when i take you hostage

[fallow niche]

It's all interchangeable for me

[stray elm]

"people" by definition is strictly human.
"Creature" wouldn't be far off, since a creature is another nickname for an "animal" which, they technically are.

[fallow niche]

How you're going to find me in the multitude of ark2 servers is a good question

[tropic crag]

Correction, they call anything in Ark 1 "dinos"

[stray elm]

They'll probably do the same in ARK-2.

[mint swan]

5

[fallow niche]

Okay while I know you were joking, we can't be making those jokes

[split dove]

[tropic crag]

Obviously close enough, but not quite the same as "dinosaurs", per se

[split dove]

fine

[stray elm]

It's a force of habit at this point.

[winged dome]

Nearly every day he's asking 'whats going on in Ark chat???'

Chuckles, every time

[stray elm]

Eating some cold ham right now

Cold ham hits different.

[tropic crag]

Ooooooh haaaaaaam

[stark moth]

By one definition, but not all. We also define the term from the context of a world with no known (or generally recognized) intelligent alien species so it's a bit biased.

[fallow niche]

https://tenor.com/view/ark-ark2-arkii-arktwo-ark-survival-evolved-gif-20335279

[tropic crag]

Damnit, now I want some black forest ham, you bastard

[stray elm]

Nothing like eating a nice, warm juicy ham for dinner, then the next morning eating leftover slices.

Fuck, I hope we get a form of ham in ARK-2

[winged dome]

Phiomia? 🤔

[fallow niche]

Piggies

[stray elm]

Bgetz used the clown emoji.
They no longer have an valid opinion.

"Ah shit, here we go again"

[tropic crag]

Lmao, he's still salty af about the clink thing, what a loser

[stray elm]

Clink?

[split dove]

🍻

[mint swan]

Aww does a clown emoji make u mad?

It’s in an inside joke, don’t let it bother u

[stray elm]

Yes actually. I'd apricate it if you'd stop.

[tropic crag]

Aww, does a clink emoji make you* mad?

[mint swan]

I’ll pass

[stray elm]

I'll pass on you passing

[tropic crag]

Well, then it becomes harassment if you continue soooo lol

[mint swan]

Oh well

[stray elm]

All of my harassment buddies go to the no-no jail.

[tropic crag]

Hey, I can't make you stop yourself from breaking the rules 🤷‍♂️

[shell tinsel]

All this for them to delay it for one day, for them to say "APRIL FOOLS".

[stray elm]

Admins can.

[tropic crag]

And/or subsequently getting banned

[mint swan]

In that same logic, I find reacting with the beer emoji harassing

Please stop. Thank u

[stray elm]

I'm not the one reacting with a beer emoji

[winged dome]

You got it 🍻

[tropic crag]

Nobody has reacted to your messages with one, though???

So that's entirely overreaching??? Lmao

You can't be offended for people, either

[hidden parrot]

Didn’t realize this was ark 2 channel, I only saw a salt mine. Maybe turn it around before all y’all get told off lol

[rare heart]

Ark community moment

[mint swan]

Please bring this chat back to Ark II, on topic.

[tropic crag]

Hey, I'm just chillin, can't speak for others (nor can anyone else speak for me, etc.)

You're the one that derailed lol

[stray elm]

I love eating a cured leg of pork flesh, while my Lysergic acid diethylamide breaks it down.

[tropic crag]

I sure hope they do

[stray elm]

Okay, I'd agree with that if only shitty people wanted it.
But to be fair, there's genially good people that're looking forward to this roadmap.

[mint swan]

Enough, Ark ii. Bring it to DM’s if u are that upset

I am looking forward to the roadmap, excited for see what is to come

[tropic crag]

And the genuinely good people would understand that the brainlets need to be put in their place every now and then, and would patiently await the actual roadmap and revel in the whining that went on until then

At least, I know I would (both wait patiently and revel in the whining)

[stray elm]

Bruise.
You, nor defiantly me, aren't the shining example of "genuinely good people"
But it would be funny to watch others whine

Did you just go around the filter?

[mint swan]

😳

[stray elm]

@fallow niche

[tropic crag]

I mean, we'll see I guess

[mint swan]

Dang, what happened to snitches get stitches

[stray elm]

I got a lot of stiches, so nothing new

[tropic crag]

I can only tell you how I think I'd act, and nothing more

[mint swan]

Fair enough

[tropic crag]

What happened to people reading the rules and obeying them, tbh

[stray elm]

The fuck is a 'rule'

Rules-of-Nature?
I love that song!!

[desert swallow]

Don't attack everyone in the channel and you won't get responded to you like that.

[mint swan]

See, that hasn’t been the norm for a millennia

[mint swan]

Careful, I know from experience how this goes

[stray elm]

I just point stuff out like that, cause A: it helps the mods (which some of them I personally know, and are friends) and B: I love causing chaos.

[fallow niche]

[stray elm]

Aye.

[fallow niche]

Lettuce be nice

[stray elm]

"Are Wii gonna have a problem?"

[fallow niche]

Don't make me get jalapeño business

[stray elm]

'Proceeds to whip out a wii-remote switchblade'

[split dove]

''You best switch up that attitude''

[fallow niche]

Back to ark2 yall

[stray elm]

"You're playing a dangerous Game-Boy"

Imagine porting ARK-2 onto a Game-Boy

[split dove]

shit will explode

[stray elm]

Impossible actually.
Okay, so imagine de-evolving ARK-1 onto a Game-Boy

[mint swan]

My only hope is that assuming some of you play pvp on ark ii, I can hunt you down and wipe you. No offense, but I’ll get fun out of it

Bonus if I can cage still (:

[stray elm]

Okay, unironically I hope they separate human meat from creature meat.
Cause I'd love to know which is which for......'certain situations'

[prisma pike]

Wdc

[fallow niche]

Can you don't

[stray elm]

Nah, nah, nah. That's an honest request.

[mighty lion]

Lol

[fallow niche]

No

[winged dome]

-Deletes message mid-typing-
👀 They knew 😂

[stray elm]

I'm the pacifist in PvP, but I'd love to force feed people human-meat, or the meat of their own tames if they raid me.

[fallow niche]

Of course I knew

[mighty lion]

If if human meat gives a huge debuff

Like it does to cannibal tribe irl

[stray elm]

Imagine they add a perk that makes it that you heal from human meat. 👀

[haughty ore]

wonder how the building will be changed

[mighty lion]

You mean beyond the bp system?

[tropic crag]

I'd love to see you try

[stray elm]

They confirmed a blueprint sharing system

[winged dome]

No joke, building changes and more info on component crafting is probably the thing I'm most excited to hear more about

[mint swan]

Luckily, I wfh so I got all day (;

[vivid meadow]

I heard that this ark announcement is April 1st hahah

[tropic crag]

As do I

[mint swan]

Perfect. Pvp for days

[stray elm]

Pact deal: If ARK-2 comes out and has PvP, and they raid either of us and we're both on official, we'll unite and raid their base, kidnap them, and force them to eat human-flesh and the flesh of their tames until they're mentally broken.

[mighty lion]

Interested in how the bp system will work, like does it save the geo location of the build/conform the space/is usable in multiple locations

[tropic crag]

That'd be sick honestly, literally just the cannibal perk from Fallout lmao

• casually eats a baby *

[mighty lion]

Fob bp is gonna be a necessity

[stray elm]

Exactly!
Encouraging a 'anything build' playstyle, and legit cannibalism is there for the hardcore PvP'ers that kill constantly.

[prisma pike]

Kill tribemate for meat then they grab their body

[compact turtle]

When is ark 2 coming?):

[prisma pike]

Free op meat

[prisma pike]

Tomorrow

[compact turtle]

Lies

[prisma pike]

Nuh uh

[compact turtle]

Don’t play with my feelings

[fallow niche]

Just 2023 so far. Hopefully more news today sometime!

[abstract birch]

News: Ark2 delayed to 2034

[winged dome]

🍻

[unborn galleon]

Ark 2 where

[tropic crag]

Oh boy, ok I'm out

[unborn galleon]

Dropping today

Xddd

[mint swan]

No release date yet besides 2023, hopefully more info to come today!

[unborn galleon]

By late afternoon my loyal ark community of toxics will be here all waiting patiently

😆😆including me

Those news better be the most exiting thing I heard this year.

come onnnnnnn

Slapp meee on the face with them newwss

My body is readyyyyyyy

[past wind]

They will be most exiting news you will ever see. You will definetely exit right after.

[unborn galleon]

More than likely

Highly likely

[past wind]

likely high

[unborn galleon]

Am gonna exit my life

Put on my VR headset and enter the Other Weorld

😆

[past wind]

Man, VR is love it or leave it

I've tried the Microsoft Flight Simulator on a Reverb

[unborn galleon]

VR is life

[past wind]

it looks awesome

but some people feel sick

[unborn galleon]

I bought a meta 2 recently. The 3 is going to have mixed reality. Augmented reality and VR at the same time

It shows you how easy is to trick the brain. The future looks bright once we have the full bodysuit that gives you the full sensitivity feeling, pain, touch, warmth, cold, pinch

[valid yew]

Are we getting a road map today

?

[desert swallow]

damn right we are!

[winged dome]

🍻

[mint swan]

I can not wait

[severe dust]

You have to.

[potent hull]

you will like us all are doing no cutting in line lol

[young gazelle]

what is happening with this roadmap

[potent hull]

not time yet

[young gazelle]

what time do you think?

[winged dome]

🍻

[young gazelle]

if any time

[valid yew]

🍻

[winged dome]

4/5 hours probably. That's the usual Crunch time

[young gazelle]

damn

[mint swan]

😲

[young gazelle]

I'm like 5 hrs ahead

[mint swan]

same

[potent hull]

is 353 pm her

[raw bobcat]

can we make this chat just overally positive for no reason at all

[potent hull]

i do no cutting in line lol plazma lol

[winged dome]

What do you mean? Friends, hype, drinks all around - sounds pretty positive to me!

[potent hull]

just do not spill your beer on the news paper we all need to read it ok ty lol

[sinful obsidian]

sup guys, I'm new here ... can anyone explain the crunch and road map thing

[inland oak]

just hang on for few hours

we already near it

[sinful obsidian]

🙂

[split dove]

the ark community being possitive, this must be a alternate universe

[potent hull]

flobe we are all was good her

[winged dome]

Roadmap should give us new details and info about Ark2, Animated Series, and all aspects of the Ark franchise

It's believed to be revealed around when the usual weekly Community Crunches are dropped, which is about 4 hours or so from now

But could be later, just speculation

[potent hull]

just do not spill your beer on the news zenarkennstin we all need to read it lol

[sinful obsidian]

i see ... tyvm for the quick explanation

[winged dome]

Couple beer stains never hurt anybody 🍻

Well ... almost anybody

[potent hull]

that my be so but toil reading is not good for you lol

we all need to read it lol

this funny chat to day

[mint swan]

3

[gaunt charm]

fr

[young gazelle]

I feel like it's actually quite positive and welcoming compared to other communities

[mint swan]

I agree, few bad apples but overall there are much worse communities

[fallow niche]

https://tenor.com/view/ark-ark-survival-evolved-hype-meter-ark2-gif-25941221

[winged dome]

We like to have fun and share a few laughs while discussing hype

[mighty lion]

I love that it goes to -20 Hype

[winged dome]

Legends say -20 was only hit once... Devs and researchers asked and are still asking today, 'Do you guys not have phones?'

[potent hull]

ark 2 special his power is over one million lol

[silent sable]

Is there a route departure time?

[fallow niche]

Not yet. Keep an eye on #announcements/ #766826918803800074

[silent sable]

[winged dome]

That counts, right?
I think that counts.

[winged dome]

🍻

[prisma pike]

This joke is old

[blissful perch]

It’s not a joke - it’s a purpose

If I couldn’t clink with my buddy Zen, how else would I feel connected through a shared ark 2 chatter experience

[prisma pike]

Clown emoji people to farm salt

[blissful perch]

That’s boring low level troll behavior. Not nearly as dapper as a clean clink with the boys

[winged dome]

Aged like a fine draft

[potent hull]

but shifter how old is the old is troll lol

[raw bobcat]

The whole minecraft community LMAO

[potent hull]

i say first troll was mad wen first game cam out

[prisma pike]

Well that's the first readable message he's said

[potent hull]

but how old is the first game lol

[prisma pike]

When did pong come out

[blissful perch]

‘70s

[potent hull]

trolls are old then pong rome age lol

[prisma pike]

Your mom

[blissful perch]

The first troll dates back to ancient history when a cave painting loosely translated to “grug was here”

[potent hull]

there were game in the rome age that wan first troll was mad lol

[prisma pike]

Your mother

[potent hull]

way sow mad

sorry i do not go to your lvl it say no mart players a loud on your lvl

[raw bobcat]

death blades talks like he is 6 yrs old ☠️☠️

[potent hull]

are you now be coming like @

[unborn galleon]

I have a hateometer

[potent hull]

Summer Game Fest - Live June 8!

[marsh forge]

Hi

[potent hull]

hi

[marsh forge]

I’m bored

[mint swan]

Nuh uh

[marsh forge]

Besides ark any other game recommendations?

To pass time

[kind zinc]

When is this damn roadmap coming out

[potent hull]

nothing for you

[desert swallow]

"are we there yet?"

[marsh forge]

Idk they are saying in a few hours

[potent hull]

the rd map will be her when it get her

[winged dome]

🍻

[tropic crag]

Dredge, the game I'm currently playing, is this really cool little indie game where you're the new fisherman in town. It's a fishing sim, but, there's something else out there other than just fish. Really cool game, can't recommend it enough, just came out too

[kind zinc]

I’ve already prepared myself . Date for unreal 5 date for animated series and ark 2 pushed to 2024

[mint swan]

2

[tropic crag]

Expect disappointment, and you'll never be disappointed

[kind zinc]

I’ve heard we are not getting game play preview till late September

[marsh forge]

That sounds interesting. I’ll check it out.

[kind zinc]

And the unreal 5 is to “hold us over”

[mint swan]

All rumors not truth yet

[marsh forge]

Can’t wait for the series I keep looking at videos about it

[split dove]

you got that from youtube vids or ''leaks'' ?

[marsh forge]

The bob guy is my favorite in the trailer

[kind zinc]

Nah have a buddy who works for eEA said he heard it through the grape vine.

He’s been right about a few things

[fringe pebble]

I'm expecting our roadmap to be a PNG no cap

[calm scaffold]

The same way recently someone "heard" that Budokai Tenkaichi 4 was also coming out in September too?

Very strange

[fallow niche]

Only info is 2023 we might know more in the roadmap

[calm scaffold]

^

[kind zinc]

And Xbox is supposedly not happy because they wanted a June release for game pass

[winged dome]

I saw that pop up on my feed when I accidentally opened the Steam App, I'll have to check it out

[kind zinc]

Idk I’m just saying what I’ve heard I’m a 32 year old man idc about internet points lol

[young gazelle]

ok

[raw bobcat]

who

[young gazelle]

that patch note ping was funny

[tropic crag]

It is really good so far, and for the price it's a steal tbh

Thank you Cedric, very cool

[fringe pebble]

@tropic crag What's the fishing game called?

[tropic crag]

Dredge

[fringe pebble]

Ah okay I thought you were calling someone Dredge lmao ty

[tropic crag]

But it's stylized in caps

Fair enough, lol

[raw bobcat]

he KNEW what he was doing

[mint swan]

i whant die

[swift hinge]

Today is the day we get more news(hopefully)

[unborn galleon]

Bad news

Expect the worse

[marsh forge]

Or good

[unborn galleon]

Ark 2 pushed to 2030. Ark 1 unreal engine 5 with bugs. And no gameplay trailer till 2029

😆

[stray elm]

That's exactly what I'm expecting.

[marsh forge]

Nooo hopefully not 😭

Ur right tho not to expect much but it’s hard to think like that cause I don’t want to be disappointed

[potent hull]

disappointed is the spice of life lol

[unborn galleon]

Community crunches are always posted around 8pm

In 3 hours eastern time

[fringe pebble]

Where can we find the community crunches? On the main website or?

[split dove]

#announcements

[young gazelle]

yes, main website

[unborn galleon]

Announcement or Twitter feed

[fringe pebble]

tysm

[analog meteor]

So what will come first, Ark2 or HL3?

[winged dome]

Ark2, Valve doesn't make games anymore they just print money via Steam

[split dove]

they only make 2 games in every franchise, never a third one

[winged dome]

Wait doesn't Half-Life have like 10? 🤔

[split dove]

if it ain't got the number in the title i ain't counting it

[winged dome]

Fair

[analog meteor]

I mean we didn't even get a bad game to movie attempt..... I think HL would have been better then doom

[muted token]

Does the ark 2 schedule drop today?

[winged dome]

🍻

[young gazelle]

in theory

[split dove]

the ark franchise roadmap drops, ark 2 being included should drop some info normally

[unborn galleon]

That word depresses me

[young gazelle]

is it past 8pm EST?

[muted token]

Thanks!

[unborn galleon]

It's 5:22 eastern

[young gazelle]

oh damn

there's still a long time, my use of theory might have been unnecessary

[muted token]

I saw a news article about it at the beginning of the week. Ark 2's gonna be awhile so I got excited at first but then realized this week we might learn about a 2030 release date 🫨

[unborn galleon]

Xd stop trying to be me

[muted token]

Your post didn't help when I joined!!!!

[unborn galleon]

I give the future release dates around here

[muted token]

Stop scaring me! 😱😭

[split dove]

yall overreacting about everything, believing random news sites and idiots in this chat. god you people are sad

[unborn galleon]

Humans are of over reacting nature

[muted token]

🫡 please deliver a good one

[unborn galleon]

😆

[unborn galleon]

2350

[muted token]

Sounds fair

[unborn galleon]

Per wildcard multiply that times 2

In 4700 years

[muted token]

Is that the alpha release with single player only and no dinos?

[unborn galleon]

Early access

[muted token]

Do you know what's going to be on the first early access ark battle pass?

[mighty lion]

Ark 2 Cod edition. Where you get dropped randomly from a ptera and run into shacks to find weapons/ claimable dinos

[muted token]

Speed crafting your way to a chicken dinner

[hazy elm]

Ark 2 launches April 1 😮 ... or does it?

[winged dome]

Not a storm or wall of fire encircling the field - it's an impenetrable wall of Dodo

[unborn galleon]

Tik tok tik tok 2 and half hours for me to rage.

[stray elm]

Counter-Strike 2

[winged dome]

Wow, I thought you were joking

[mighty lion]

Hell yeah. They don't attack/ they just smother the player to death

[stray elm]

Half Life Alyx

[winged dome]

Shh, we don't talk about that one

[stray elm]

Why not?

[winged dome]

Because it proves my point isn't actually a point

[stray elm]

Ah.
Then there's Aperture desk-job.

[winged dome]

Ah, Stanley Parable at home™️

[stray elm]

Could just be flukes, but it does seem like they're slowly getting back into gaming

[winged dome]

Their games are pretty good, but overrated I've found

[stray elm]

Some of them haven't aged well. But that isn't why they're loved.
Their love comes from what those games achieved at the time, and how few of them revolutionized different aspects that we see in gaming now.

[stoic sonnet]

https://survivetheark.com/index.php?/articles.html/community-crunch-355-ark-roadmap-evo-event-and-more-r2075/

It's here!!

[stray elm]

OOOH!

[stoic sonnet]

And... End of 2024...

😭😭

[young gazelle]

OMFG

[kind zinc]

End of 2024

Told y’all lol

[inland oak]

The like people told, The Delay!

[young gazelle]

I respect the decision tbh, I'd rather wait for a great game than get a buggy mess

[inland oak]

but Sabertooth is nice!

[jaunty nexus]

The concepts have looked great so far

[winged dome]

Longer delay than I expected, but not not surprising. Ark Ascended in August is something to look forward to

[stray elm]

Okay, the delay was expected. But no gameplay this year? That's a bit disappointing.

[graceful bobcat]

i hope for them top have realistic movement, sabers luirking on rocks jumping on the backs of their targets

[winged dome]

Yeah, no gameplay/screenshots is brutal

[jaunty nexus]

Would be sick

[graceful bobcat]

until we see actual gameplay with how the world feels and how the creatures move/behave i dont have much hope yet

[inland oak]

so like I said you u guys before

Charity event we gonna see gameplay and other stuff maybe

[split dove]

With that in mind, we do not plan to showcase any gameplay/screenshots/videos of ARK 2 this year; however, we intend to keep you informed and engaged in the development process by regularly showcasing more ARK 2 assets in the months ahead, leading to our gameplay reveal next year.

[plain moat]

multiple games are using ue5 already, its not "new"

[sour grotto]

this better be the best game ive ever seen delaying it till a year and a half

[graceful bobcat]

imagine a realistic pathign system that would enable smaller creatures to wiggle through rough terrain and thick bush while the big ones just smash through the treeline snapping branches and trees in half

[stray elm]

"This bundle includes ownership of both ARK: Survival Ascended AND ARK 2 and will be priced at $49.99. "
That's hella cheap

You get both the UE5 remaster 'and' ARK-2 for 50$ USD

[desert swallow]

omg nooblets was right!

[winged dome]

Stop that 🗞️

[wild hound]

sad and happy all at once

[long nova]

man i love these 0 dates

[tall gate]

end of 2024

[wild hound]

ark 1 getting UE5 but ark 2 being end of 2024

[long nova]

wildcard 🤡

[past wind]

Sad indeed

[stark moth]

Also ASA getting holiday events and new content for years

[silent sable]

😡

[limber marten]

Are they wiping servers in august for original ark?

[rare heart]

an actual

Sabertooth

Holy shit

[long nova]

literally the most disappointing thing i have ever seen

[kind zinc]

Ark two is already free it’s going to be a game pass exclusive

[rancid night]

Bro fuck this

[long nova]

they reall pushed back gameplay baited its reveal never showed us it

then on top of everything

they stall us on the timeline

which only then tells us we have to wait A YEAR AND A HALF

[past wind]

Well, at least I was prepared. 🤣

[mint swan]

i want to die why end 2024 why

[sacred quail]

So no Ark 2 for another year and a half, and no events or anything special for Ark 1 that whole time? Don’t think I even feel like playing anymore lmao

[fallow niche]

I know yall are upset by some news but please move the non ark 2 stuff to #general or #ark-survival-ascended and keep this one on Ark 2 (general reminder)

[narrow saffron]

when ark 2?

sorry been away a few years

[fallow niche]

See the new #announcements please

[narrow saffron]

they were talking ark 2, 3 years ago too, is it coming?

[mint swan]

Ark 2 got delayed till 2024 😂😂

[long nova]

i have no words for how awful this company haas did this

[sacred quail]

actually lame as hell

[narrow saffron]

ahh i see, it happens

[narrow saffron]

ark devs are like that of ICO devs

they should call this pre order when it happens, an IGO (initial game offering)

[long nova]

PTSD of ark 1 release

[narrow saffron]

then cherpowww should make this a security hahaha

[long nova]

If this game is bad on release I have lost all faith in this company

[narrow saffron]

well thats a bummer, i just dove back into ark the last week after being away few years, having fun being a noob again

much less crashes now ive noticed, so it is what it is

[mint swan]

Damn delays man..

[long nova]

we got delayed a delay of a delay the got delayed

[mint swan]

Honestly I’m not surprised

[limber marten]

So another question is it going to be only cross play

[fallow niche]

I know yall are upset by some news but please move the non ark 2 stuff to #general or #ark-survival-ascended and keep this one on Ark 2 (general reminder)

[narrow saffron]

they deleted my message?

[deft charm]

Remove the skulls 🤓

[narrow saffron]

😂

[fallow niche]

Please move off topic content to #general or #ark-survival-ascended, both channels have the same conversations going.

[narrow saffron]

meh

[swift hinge]

so Im reading this right, they delayed the game almost 2 years?

[rare heart]

Though ark 2 is 50 dollars though

[primal aurora]

Why Xbox exclusive

[thick shoal]

Lol at people thinking Ark 2 was coming 2023

[swift hinge]

year and half

[mint swan]

With arks history of delays, I’m not surprised about this

[sturdy heart]

bro ark 2 aint ever comin and if so im gonna be turning 60 by the time it comes

[narrow saffron]

i had constructive idea for ark 2 and yall removed it, its not like yall be able to add that to ark 1

[mint swan]

Yup

[thick shoal]

Probably pushed to 2025 as they pushing content for Ark 1 remaster until Q4 2024

[mint swan]

Same here :’ )

[tall gate]

so. you have to buy ASA and be prone to a DLC money grab (again) to then have access to ark 2 as a standalone early access bundle, otherwise known as a forced pre-order. Who knows if Ark: Survival Ascended compared to Ark: survival evolved will play any better. will meshing still exist???? what the fuck...

[mint swan]

Oh my god..

[swift hinge]

I mean the game will probably be one of the best games, so im not too mad.

[mint swan]

Oh boy

[mint swan]

Fairs

[sacred quail]

how do they expect me to want to spend 50€ on the new version just for us to start all over after all these years? we have only been playing on official servers so real nice hearing that they’ll be gone. wildcard is actually insane. this better be an april fools joke

[mint swan]

But even if it’s worth the wait, it still sucks that it’s delayed

[fallow niche]

The way the dinos were going I half expected the Saber to be spiky too 😂

[silent sable]

2024,2025,2026 etc

[mint swan]

We were promised 2023 but hey, no surprise

[rare heart]

No its just extra floofy

[sturdy heart]

i was so excited when they showed it on the game pass for releases in june 2023 but when i read the read the map my heart sunk

[mint swan]

XD

[rare heart]

But its an actual sabertooth im so fucking stoked for that community crunch tho

[mint swan]

Same here man

[fallow niche]

It looks adorable!!

[mint swan]

Sabers are cool, really loving it’s design

[thick shoal]

So they removing souls like combat too. Back to single boring jab jab animations

[ripe marsh]

It looks like an actual Smilodon rather an oversized house cat lol + for me

[fallow niche]

Right!

[fallow niche]

Yessssss

[mint swan]

Yup, the design for me is really strong

[fallow niche]

[primal aurora]

Why no ps5

[mint swan]

I love how it looks, really cool and effective design

Nice colours too

He looks a lot bulkier too

[sturdy heart]

this company has ADHD they just cant make up there mind on souls like combat and third person and then get distracted with the UE5 update

[tall gate]

Complex, I hope y'all are prepared for blowback when people buy this new gen version of ark 1 and they're not pleased. (need i mention every other new gen remaster in existence is free)

[mint swan]

Guys i dont understand how the UE5 Update and the Ark 2 Thingy works

[sturdy heart]

i think im just gonna stick with ark 1

[stray elm]

Soooo, they confirmed a new story DLC for ARK-1

[mint swan]

^

[fringe pebble]

Holy shit end of 2024?

[rare heart]

They pulled a halo combat evolved for ark 1

[mint swan]

Yup

Are they serious i just bought 1 Month ago the ark season pass

[fallow niche]

You will be able to purchase Ark 2 as well as Ark Survival Ascended

[mint swan]

End of 2024 “ We have decided to delay the game until end of 2026 “ lol

[sturdy heart]

WAIT so i gotta buy a dlc to buy ark 2 when it comes

[mint swan]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[mint swan]

Wow even if i have a ps5 where the Game is Not releasing?

[versed lichen]

🥾

[tall gate]

either that or wait and decide whether or not you buy ark 2 after the representation of ark 1 EU5
*should be july 2024 some time

[mint swan]

On that note I guess I’ll have to make a return to ark 1 anyone recruiting 😂

[fallow niche]

Read the crunch again, I am not positive at the moment. Having to juggle a good bit of channels

[mint swan]

I was so hyped to see some gameplay liked they promised a while back 🥲 but hey.

Saber still awesome!

[sacred quail]

the ascended shit better be free on xbox game pass lmao

[mint swan]

^^^

[tall gate]

^^^^^

[desert swallow]

well two more years of poop posting here.

[mint swan]

It should be free for everyone that has ark 1

[elder glade]

For real

[hidden parrot]

At least it's possible to get ark 2 with the ASA bundle, it'll likely be more expensive when it comes out

[fringe pebble]

So official servers "sunsetting" basically means they will be wiped with Ascended?

[sturdy heart]

i thought they were gonna give gameplay like NOV 15th 😂 stupid me

[timid hare]

so ark 2 in 2 years ty

[mint swan]

Samee

[tall gate]

With the launch of ASA at the end of August, we will sunset all Official Servers on Xbox, PlayStation, and PC for ARK: Survival Evolved – at that time, the final save-datas from the ARK: Survival Evolved Official Servers will be uploaded for players to re-host on their own servers or play in singleplayer/non-dedi, as well as slightly earlier snapshots. You will still be able to play on single-player, non-dedicated, player-dedicated, and unofficial servers.
So much for all my giga lines, element, countless buildings, egg storage, mutation lines ❤️

[mint swan]

I was hoping it would come out before my GCSEs so I could have a chance on playing it before dedicating my life to revise every day

[past wind]

Because Ark 2 is an exclusive title for PC and Xbox

[mint swan]

Ah well

[past wind]

at least for a while

[fallow niche]

At launch, we dont know about ps yet

[broken flower]

Has roadmap come out?

[past wind]

yeah

[broken flower]

Twitter?

[past wind]

ark 1 UE5 in august and Ark 2 in the end of 2024

[broken flower]

Damn fr

[mint swan]

end of 2024??? 🤯🤯🤯
guys plz tell me that i was wearing the wrong pair of glasses

[broken flower]

At least they aren't rushing

[past wind]

but we will be able to buy ark 2 in august

[sturdy heart]

i mean theres other good games to play besides ark 2 so im just gonna find a super fun game like ark

[past wind]

true unfortunately

[sturdy heart]

i wish i could say u were but nope

[past wind]

Yeah, that's the spirit

I was hopeful, but I can wait another year

[mint swan]

try fable and kingdoms of amalur re recoking , theyre like the witcher

[sturdy heart]

ive been waiting since 2020 i cant take it any longer

[broken flower]

Damn I'm gonna be an adult before I play ark 2

[mint swan]

also Pine is a great game

[mint swan]

Same here mate

[past wind]

Me too, but there's no other way but waiting LOL

[mint swan]

^^

[sturdy heart]

thanks

[mint swan]

same

[fading juniper]

Ark Ascended could be very good for the game provided it's done right and not just ported - official servers have needed a wipe for a while now and the game would be a lot more enjoyable if cheating is finally addressed (unlikely tbh)

[sturdy heart]

im into valhiem rn its super awesome

[deft charm]

Bro counter strike 2 is gonna come out and a have a full beta by the time ark 2 is released

[mint swan]

I’m just grinding blood borne

[past wind]

To be fair, I didn't like their model

[mint swan]

Great souls game

[sturdy heart]

yah

[past wind]

selling all over again, even if it's discounted value

[deft charm]

Good game

[mint swan]

thats cool! i was playing rn with some friends

[burnt laurel]

hahaah imagine thinking they where delivering on time you guys must leave in a wonderland world, sad to see people don't learn from experience, and mark my words with luck is delivered in 2025....late

[sturdy heart]

oh nice

ever made it to the plains?

[mint swan]

I’m currently watching Markiplier

yes , weve killed some of the furry big reptiles and goblin

[desert swallow]

guys, my wife is not taking this news well

[mint swan]

Since ark 2 is delayed I might as well start a new map on ark and get my mates on

[stark moth]

I'm not a fan of needing to buy it yet again but tbf it's sounding more like ark 1.5 than ark 1 so... I guess

[fading juniper]

it has a bunch of potential but I definitely agree that their sale model is concerning, especially since they are going to be ending ark SE servers

[mint swan]

just delete this channel 💀

[sturdy heart]

ive been playing that with some friends i crafted a long boat sat on itv and went afk and when i came back i died and the boat had drifted into a goblin camp and 5 deathsquitos and goblins were guarding are stuff so we spent a 1 1/2 getting are stuff back

and were still in the bronze era

[mint swan]

i love bows and crossbows (ark may have had a major impact on that xD) so im aiming for arbalest , which can be only crafted in super forge... to make it you need to go to plains to fight goblins ... so that was my first goal 🤪

[mighty lion]

🤣 🤣 🤣🤣

[gusty ermine]

ark 2024 hugeee update

[gusty echo]

pretty much game is gonna be dated by the time it releases as its a 2 year old project with 2 years still to go (plus probably another year to fix all bugs )

[mighty lion]

These guys

[desert swallow]

When is gameplay trailer?

[past wind]

No, I mean, I'm ok with buying it. I mean their model of selling base game + Ark 2; 3 DLCs pack and then Genesis pack

[violet notch]

💀 💀 💀

[sturdy heart]

wait they have cross bows ive been using a level 4 finewood bow

[past wind]

50 dollars + 20 + 20

[mighty lion]

I'm not going to believe it's released until it's on shelves. No use in letting them drag you on over and over tbh

[stark moth]

Oh I completely agree

[past wind]

they could make it available a pack with everything

[mint swan]

yes but sadly you need the super forge , which needs endgame mats to be built , while the crossbow itself needs only wood to craft and iron 😂😂😂

[fading juniper]

Nothing confirmed but I would expect end of 2023 to mid 2024 - maybe even later since wildcard has been known to release DLC gameplay trailers day of the release

[winged dome]

@mint swan
@sturdy heart
Take it to DMs or #general

[fringe pebble]

A small part of me is hoping it's an April Fools joke

[sturdy heart]

lol takes the most complex forge and all u need is wood and iron 😂

[rare heart]

: )

[sturdy heart]

ok

im leavin anyways

[mint swan]

it deals up to 370 dmg per hit tho

[sturdy heart]

oh wow

[mint swan]

with max skill only

lets go to dms tho

[sturdy heart]

bro ark 2 aint comin out anyways why do they have a channel

[mint swan]

so ppl interested in it can talk about it ig

[sturdy heart]

ook

ok

[rare heart]

Ark 2 must be like the most ambitious/expensive game ever if they are gonna charge us to keep playing ark combat evolved lol

[tropic forge]

what a joke of company

[naive meteor]

End of 2024 lol

[mighty lion]

100% gonna be 2025 at the ealiest

No way they can keep a deadline

[tropic forge]

that aint for me @past wind i was the one that say something ago they barely start to make ark 2 while everyone else were crucifie me

[naive meteor]

I will be out of school before it's out wow

[tropic forge]

know i would love to see the butt kissers wildcard fanatics opinions on this so famous 1 month to release roadmap

[mighty lion]

Right

"Doesn't mean it's delayed"

[tropic forge]

i told shifter and others when dollie mention she start to be envolve on early something design on the game that ark 2 was about 15% done or something like that and everyone jump on me

[gusty echo]

4 years to make a dino game which isnt even ark 2 , as the mechanics and what we love about ark 1 is getting removed

[tropic forge]

problem aint that

[gusty echo]

oh there is many more

[polar trellis]

which mechanic ?

[inland oak]

Delay is no surprise for me but no Gameplay on 2023 is fully disappointment, I am a positive guy and still its hard to bear it and well we need to wait I guess and also what I understand this new Ark Ascended will get new paid DLC right? only on Ascended not in normal Ark?

[gusty echo]

first person , free combat

[polar trellis]

install first person mod boom problem solved and combat ? lol ark 1 doesnt have any

[winged dome]

Correct, DLC6 is only on Ascended

[tropic forge]

ark 1 its way too old, but spend human resources on making ark1 UE5 update thats a joke, new paid dlc for ark 1 what a joke, ark 2 that as being announce almost 3 years ago gets delay 2 years what a joke

[plain lark]

Hi

[tropic forge]

cleary they dint learn their lessons like the buttt kissers said they done

[mighty lion]

Yo Ice

[plain lark]

It is me

[winged dome]

It you

[south lance]

man imagine if people could stomach some bugs

we couldve had a esrly 2024 launch maybe

[mighty lion]

I bet the others are taking the servers being sunset well

[gusty echo]

also studio must be in financial problems as once again they have lied , unreal 5 was meant to be free upgrade

[south lance]

now its including more content+balance changes

purchasing it also is basically a preorder to ark2

[unborn galleon]

Alrightyyyyyyyyy I have read the Famous roadmap

[mighty lion]

They aren't doing well financially, that's why they are releasing the remaster in the first place

[winged dome]

There's a difference between a lie and a change
Lie would be not telling about UE5 being paid until release

[south lance]

they havent released anything major on their main platforms in 3 years 🤷‍♂️

[mighty lion]

Not to mention why they are sunsetting the official servers, Need to squeeze that money

[unborn galleon]

I really don't want to get banned

[gusty echo]

To clarify: the UE5 tease a couple weeks back is referring to in-the-works complete free upgrade/remaster of ARK Survival Evolved in UnrealEngine5. Not a cinematic. We havent officially announced the ARK UE5 upgrade yet 'cause there's other major things we wanna show then as well

said in Jan 2023

[south lance]

theyre shutting down some offis?

[mighty lion]

All

[mint swan]

That cash grab though with the remastered ark, yikes

[unborn galleon]

So let me say this in the most respectful way Possible. WILD CARD the roadmap you just gave us is a piece of shit💩 plus we have to pay again for ark😆 remaster ? Wait what

[mighty lion]

In August

[south lance]

for fucks sake

all offis down after august

[brittle coyote]

Good gods, you lot are so negative.

[fallow niche]

I know yall are upset by some news but please move the non ark 2 stuff to #general or #ark-survival-ascended and keep this one on Ark 2 (general reminder)

[mint swan]

I think it’s honestly disrespectful for such a cash grab

[tropic forge]

that info on the roadmap? i havent read all yet

[south lance]

it functions as a preorder tbf

[unborn galleon]

The Cash grab of the year 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[south lance]

bundled asa and preorder

[tropic forge]

country this is all about ark 2

[fringe pebble]

Not much Ark2 stuff to talk about tbh 😂

[mighty lion]

In in the ark survival ascension part

[south lance]

ill spare some optimism and hope asa is better than ase

[mint swan]

A preorder for a game that will be a day 1 game pass (free for those that have it)

[tropic crag]

Y'all are stupid as fuck, holy shit. It's april fools ffs

[mint swan]

I hope so lmao

[south lance]

lol istg

[tame inlet]

not yet in the US

[unborn galleon]

It's real name is ASCG not ASA. Ark survival Cash grav

Grab

[fringe pebble]

Nah Wildcard is actually goofy af if they think this is a funny april fools joke

[unborn galleon]

😆

[tropic forge]

even on my country is still 31 of march nice try pik

[tropic crag]

It's hilarious, this channel is now full of 300+ messages from the dipshits here who can't rub two braincells together and see it for what it is

[unborn galleon]

Ark and the Ascended Cash grab

[south lance]

its 31st where wc is too

[prisma pike]

On god

[tropic crag]

As if your country is the only one that isn't the U.S. lmao nice one

[left arch]

😳

[prisma pike]

Yeah guys, cause they're gonna hit us with the message April fool's tomorrow

[tropic crag]

Like how are people this braindead

[mighty lion]

To recap:
Ark 2 delayed to the end of 2024( of you can believe anything they say about dates)
They are releasing a next gen only version of ark with a few QOL updates and the base version of Ark2 included.
But wait, all Canon dlc maps sold separately.
All ark 1 current officials will be offline in August. But they will save them so you can use them for single player.
Ark animated series is done, but no buyers yet

[prisma pike]

Wouldn't be funny if they released this on the day

[mighty lion]

Will believe it, when I see it

That would be the biggest troll move I've ever experienced

[unborn galleon]

@drowsy ibex this got to be April's fool joke. Or a Cash grab. I want my money back for ark survival evolved and my 10k hours too. Am not buying a remaster product that's supposed be free

[south lance]

unironically

[tropic crag]

Am I in an episode of the fucking Twilight Zone bro like no joke this is so otherworldly

I love this feeling

[mint swan]

Let’s not call people brain dead, you gotta remember people have been hype for this and it would be unrealistic to just take it as an April fools joke

[south lance]

roadmap was actually a 2 month long planned april fools joke

:P

[inland oak]

all true except one I guess and Ark 1 Official server they cant put to offline mean they removing one game

[prisma pike]

Ark players when they remaster a game that's only capable of running on modern systems and charge money for the work they put into it

[inland oak]

if they do this ppl not gonna buy anything for sure

[prisma pike]

Y'know, like other games do.

[polar trellis]

meanwhile skyrim with 999 editions and people still buy it lmao

[unborn galleon]

Damn they got me better than I thought I hate them good now. Wild card has earned my #1 archy enemy badge, nobody does it better to piss me the f off

[south lance]

skyrim is boring af tho

[onyx wadi]

skyrim gave their remaster away for free to people that already owned it

[unborn galleon]

Yes you do

[tropic crag]

"Xbox Series S/X and PC players will only be able to get it via an ultimate-value bundle known as the ARK Respawned Bundle. This bundle includes ownership of both ARK: Survival Ascended AND ARK 2 and will be priced at $49.99."

If this line doesn't give it away, then there is no saving you guys, sorry I don't make the rules

[unborn galleon]

Lol

[polar trellis]

well i want to see ASA trailer if thats remaster should be free but if thats a remake i can pay no problem

[mighty lion]

I'm confused by your response. It states: at that time, the final save-datas from the ARK: Survival Evolved Official Servers will be uploaded for players to re-host on their own servers or play in singleplayer/non-dedi, as well as slightly earlier snapshots. You will still be able to play on single-player, non-dedicated, player-dedicated, and unofficial servers."

[tropic crag]

SO fucking obvious it hurts

[south lance]

functional preorder

[tropic crag]

Anywho back to my boat, deuces

[south lance]

thats the logic

[mint swan]

Thank god he’s leaving

Bruising always hating on others for thinking differently

[fringe pebble]

Disappoint people to the max so when they actually release the real roadmap the hype is MAXED 💯 😂

[tropic crag]

Goofy ah people lmao

[unborn galleon]

U don't know WC they wanna fk us

In real life

[south lance]

i wish

[prisma pike]

Eh, that's not that obvious tbh.

[unborn galleon]

😆😆

[prisma pike]

Most of the rest of the post is tho

[vapid zinc]

Such a rip off. They can't fix the cheaters currently so now they want us to pay for the same game bull

[tropic crag]

I wanna f them too, who do I have to give this thank you rimmy to for the best april fools since like 2012

[desert swallow]

Didn't even buy me dinner first

[unborn galleon]

Okay am done. Am contacting XBOX right now. Got to get them to cut ties EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY with Wild card

[mighty lion]

Bro if this is an april fools joke.. that's ruthless. The first stage of grief is denial after all

[unborn galleon]

WILD CARD wherreeeee is my ARK 2 trailerrrrrrrrrrrr

[desert swallow]

I preordered diablo 5

[polar trellis]

ark 2 doesnt exist wake up wake up wake up 👁️

[unborn galleon]

Let's email XBOX rial quick we gotta push

We gotta keep pushing

We gotta grind the push

Xbox gotta cut that money

Effective immediately

[desert swallow]

XBOX won't care about our nerd rage

[unborn galleon]

Am pretty sure they make smarter money decisions than wc

Gotta contact them about this bad behavior from wc

[mint swan]

guys... im not following...
we can buy both Ark Ascended which is ARK upgraded to UE5 + ARK 2 for 50 bucks yes? and it will have the island , scorched and all "non cannon maps" ???
my question is... do i have to buy ALL the dlcs AGAIN ??? only because its ark upgraded to UE5??? 😡

[gusty echo]

xbox will only care if it dont make them money

[hard fossil]

lol yes

[unborn galleon]

Yesssssssssssss

[unborn galleon]

Yesss am laughing at that money grab shit

[desert swallow]

So this is why we never hear from Billy Mays in this discord

[mint swan]

wtf thats robbery

[unborn galleon]

Hahahahahahahhahaha

[inland oak]

Ark UE5 not just updated its different game now its Remastered \

[unborn galleon]

Robbery at its finest. There hasn't been a company that does it better

[inland oak]

so we have to buy again every dlc

[unborn galleon]

Wc is the masterrrrrrrrss

[inland oak]

ours tons of hours gonna vain

[desert swallow]

Laughs in EA

[polar trellis]

if ark ascended is remake not remaster its quite normal we have to pay, but for now we cant tell cuz we dont know how it looks lol 😅

[mint swan]

its only worth to get the dlcs ONLY if they do a completely great job and itll feel like a totally different game , if not then just gen2 map cuz easy resources 😂

[unborn galleon]

Fk that what great job is that u talking bout

They had 8 years

[mighty lion]

Don't forget the qol updates that should've been in ark 1 for years

[inland oak]

exactly we asked that from day 1

they knew but they dint care

[desert swallow]

I wonder how many WC employees are watching this rage right now

[mint swan]

well , they were implemented by mods , such as s+ , my favourite is the drag and pull inventory system

[mighty lion]

Bro they haven't looked at this chat since they fire bluestone

[toxic latch]

they went straight offline mode at this point till the firestorm is over.

[unborn galleon]

I want my money back

Money grabbing bastards

[polar trellis]

i hope ARK ascended is remake maybe they finally got rid of spaghetti code of ark 💀

[nova junco]

The dynamic water and interactive bushes are really going to sell it

[unborn galleon]

Money grabbing machine, Money grabbing selfish people. Non comprehensive diabolical beings. 😆😆😆am not done yet

Money comes first

Att WC

Xd

[lime forge]

Money comes first in capitalism

[mighty lion]

I will admit the bundle pricing makes no sense at all

[desert swallow]

What doesn't make sense about it?

[unborn galleon]

Total scam

[main vigil]

Guys will it still be early access? I mean it got delayed 1 and a half year

[mint swan]

tbh... they could do a good job for it , theres technology content such as guns , tek and etc , in ark2 there wont be technology... so ppl may just buy ark1 ascended because of the new modifications to it ... but if its just bullshit like bush and water improved graphics , noone is going to buy it

[polar trellis]

ark 2 channel > circus

[unborn galleon]

Just a slap on graphics for 49 dallas

[mighty lion]

Play station users can buy ASA for $39.99, but Xbox can but ASA plus ark 2 for $10 more? If that's real, thats desperation prices

[unborn galleon]

Whe. We already own the damn geim

[inland oak]

pretty sure Jat and CED

[mint swan]

😂

[haughty ore]

end of 24, holy shit

[mint swan]

i had same reaction

[gusty echo]

they bundle it so not matter what, people that want to play the remastered are forced to buy ark 2, and due to ark 2 not coming out for so long you wont be able to refund it

[polar trellis]

resident evil 4 remake is priced no way how ? ppl got this game in 2005 😭 🤡

[haughty ore]

time to lock myself away and come back in 2 years

when it gets delayed again

[unborn galleon]

Bruh.. don't mention legendary games in here... not worth comparing

[mighty lion]

Wait and all dlcs won't be available in August? Wow

[unborn galleon]

Hell to the no

[pallid trail]

No, and you will have to pay another 40 dollars for them lol

[royal nebula]

So imma have to rebuy every DLC for a third time lmao

[unborn galleon]

Yes, WC wants your money

[inland oak]

your point is true but the major problem here we have to buy it again all dlc and play it from start and we gonna do it again from start and tons of hours gonna vain and just to starting it again from scratch

[mint swan]

Contact Microsoft

[unborn galleon]

WC = Wild Money Grabbers

[haughty ore]

jesus thats actually depressing, how long ago did ark 2 get revealed aswell?

[mint swan]

If you move up the chain of command, Microsoft will refund you

I can’t guarantee all DLC’s, but at least the base game

[unborn galleon]

Like in 1890

[verbal wind]

better a delayed game than a rushed game

[gusty echo]

2 years ago they announced it

[polar trellis]

to early.

[haughty ore]

I like how everyone was getting mad at nooblets too lol

[unborn galleon]

Yeah but what about the robbing

[inland oak]

I think they really done Ark2, why delaying is to force buy Ark Ascended

[vagrant wave]

Does anyone know if snail games is going to still be involved in these newer games? Would be amazing to play on official servers where you don't get banned for trying to defend yourself against the ceo of snail games

[inland oak]

they knew that if Ark 2 release we not gonna buy Ark Ascended for sure

[unborn galleon]

Ypu got that right

The masterminds

[marble basin]

Cant wait to play ark 2 with my grandkids

[polar trellis]

cant wait to not play ark 2 cuz i can die to release due to my disae 💀

[sonic elbow]

🍿

[mighty lion]

"With that in mind, we do not plan to showcase any gameplay/screenshots/videos of ARK 2 this year"

[unborn galleon]

Can't wait to not play ark 2 at all

[quiet shore]

Which will come first Ark 2 or GTA 6?

[mighty lion]

They will be involved

[unborn galleon]

NONE

[inland oak]

this is joke really so disappointed

[torn hearth]

i gonna go bold, i say there was never a Ark2 when they announced it

[polar trellis]

half life 3

[lime forge]

Elder Scrolls 7

[marble basin]

Mars colonizing

[quiet shore]

Tf2 Heavy Update

[tropic crag]

🍻🍿

[mint swan]

Clown

[inland oak]

and WC its not still late, you guys can still change the things saying that was April fool lol

[unborn galleon]

We gonna be chilling at alpha centauri when this shait come out

[quiet shore]

Yall are never getting this game

[vagrant wave]

That's unfortunate. All the official clusters ran by snail are unplayable. You get cheated on by them usually within your first few days and if you manage to put up a fight they temp ban your whole tribe until they are done raiding. Have seen it first hand.

[verbal tinsel]

2024 👎

[haughty ore]

wait hold on lmao, the UE5 update is gonna be paid?

[marble basin]

Yea OR we get another delay. ”Our old crew died so we gotta start over”

[verbal tinsel]

yh

[royal nebula]

The bundle comes with the remaster of ark, and Ark 2 for $50? That’s actually not bad considering it also comes with scorched, SOTF, and all the free DLC maps at launch

And then over time you can get a pass for only $20 to get 3 more maps

Idk it seems like a W to me, like it sucks we gotta pay again for it but they gotta make money and it’s better then some other dumb shit they could do

[inland oak]

I am more pissed out what they gonna do for Ark1 than this Ark 2 delay

[haughty ore]

you have to buy the ARK 2 bundle to get the UE5 jesus christ

[marble basin]

Didnt they say ue5 update would be free?

[verbal tinsel]

wc looking for money

[west bronze]

I like how they just tell the PvP community to fck off in Ark 2

[vagrant wave]

Was hoping this was in part a way for them to get out from under snails thumb and manage the game the way they want, but I guess they are still owned by them.

[haughty ore]

buy UE5 update and THEN buy the dlcs

[unborn galleon]

They told everyone to fk off

[lime forge]

So like, I’m not buying Ark 1 again lol

[astral jacinth]

except the fact the upgrade was promised to be free 2 months ago🤔

[marble basin]

Its ark 1. But working as intended

[lime forge]

You can’t just attach it to Ark 2 and force my hand

[quiet shore]

I'm gonna go hibernate until ark 2comes out

[haughty ore]

they really think people are gonna spend money for the update/ark 2

[west bronze]

Yes they are selling the exact same game again, but with a much smaller player base than before

[gusty echo]

also dont think anyone has mentioned but you could have to pay for mods in ark 2

[quiet shore]

Huh

[marble basin]

Cryosleep*

[haughty ore]

looks like im waiting for G2A for my keys

[royal nebula]

I mean how are they going to make money

[marble basin]

People will

[mighty lion]

What did they say?

[royal nebula]

They did it with genesis without a problem, you can’t even buy gen 1 without gen 2

[marble basin]

50 dollars for a new game isnt bad tho

[royal nebula]

A new game and Ark 2

[astral jacinth]

with the sequel to the game they're ruining

[marble basin]

So the ue5 is basically free

[west bronze]

We also recognize that ARK 2 has some pretty significant design changes from the original game, which may not make it as appealing to everyone (looking at you, Souls-like combat, primitive-only weaponry, and strict third-person mechanics – and an overall “very serious” tone), which is why we feel it is essential to provide players with a fully next-gen version of the original experience to ensure that fans can continue to enjoy the ARK they know for years to come.