general

[cinder goblet]

Na, it’s fine

[dire hornet]

I'll take a block from you if you cant find this funny @thorn pewter

[dark sequoia]

Soo it’s nobody’s issue lol

[thin gale]

Oh my goodness

[undone pond]

Hey is ark down

[cursive sand]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[silent mica]

If it's not eos or aws then why is it broken just curious

[polar thicket]

Amazon web services

[still bloom]

Lol i can join LC but nothing else xD im in game babyy

[visual condor]

5992 down .....

[agile sparrow]

they will rollback

[tawny forum]

Mayyyyyyybe

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

Nah the eos issue may not be resolved with 32 centuries

[cursive sand]

Ark being Ark

[undone pond]

I see you @ebon sundial ik exactly what your doing

[wide thicket]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[minor sage]

Anyone else got issues joining server?

[rugged sky]

Damn still not fix gaem

[warm horizon]

Who was is screaming about Amazon having nothing to do with EOS?

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[reef isle]

Gotta love how they break more then they fix 🙏😂

[dusky kettle]

This is almost as fun as our crash marathon 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Oh no, I think im blocked guys, WHAT EVER SHALL I DOOOOO 😭
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dark sequoia]

Welp I’m just going to bed since game broken gn yall

[silent mica]

@cursive sand then only answer I need

[slow perch]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[polar thicket]

Old report

[minor sage]

Bruh they haven't fixed it after the post

[reef isle]

Hey guys Just so yall know. There is a eoc issue going around.

[cedar flicker]

I can't login to my server what's going on or any server download my character

[fluid nest]

If it was ark. Nobody would be able to play, but the problem is nobody can make new connections. So it is Amazon's issue.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tawny forum]

I’m here making that person mad tbh. They’re def gonna block me.

Cause EOS..usually within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[undone pond]

Hey is ark down

[knotty sundial]

Just came on here to see if I was the only one who can’t log in

[ebon sundial]

Hey is ark Down

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[thin gale]

Has anyone had milk lollies?

[dire hornet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[warm horizon]

People really do be salty

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[undone violet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[brittle carbon]

i say 1 month of 2x

[fluid nest]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[analog egret]

Did you call jeff

[minor sage]

They said this like 12 hours ago????

[blissful raptor]

Me too 🤣 ❤️
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

I find malicious compliance way too fun to not enjoy this opportunity

[reef isle]

I can log in every server but not the server my character is on😈

[proper spade]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[undone pond]

There being trolls

[still bloom]

Oh i had corned beef with cabbage and potatoes earlier it was DELICIOUS

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dire hornet]

like 10 min ago

[tawny forum]

If I have to call Jeff then I’m gonna let him know there’s an EOS issue and it’s usually resolved within an hour

[hardy iris]

Seems like an eos/aws issue usually resolves within an hour

😉 goodnight

[minor sage]

where

[gray carbon]

Is anyone else having troubles joiningtheir server right now?

[dusky kettle]

No. The msg 12 hrs ago was eos maintenance. This is new

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[fluid nest]

I had pulled pork, ribs, and a green beer.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[pure halo]

dont worry guys it will be back up now that there done with maintenance..🤣 broken for 30 more min..

[reef isle]

@hardy iris Goodmorning oh there is a eoc issue Just for your information

[thin gale]

Specifically Cole’s brand?

[ebon sundial]

Troll 🤣

[minor sage]

Well fair enough

[still bloom]

Goodnight

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[gray carbon]

:C my eggs are going to hatch in 5 minutes

[fluid nest]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[warm horizon]

Sleep well Otterly!

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tawny forum]

I just love us 😂🩷

Yall..EOS issue…resolved usually within an hour

[dusky kettle]

Im a pretty troll though 🤣 and also right 🤣

[boreal bone]

In an osd, ggs

[reef isle]

This is to early for me ☠️

[tawny forum]

Yes you are!!!

EOS ISSUE..usually resolves within an hour

[gray carbon]

:C my eggs are going to hatch in 5 minutes

[sacred field]

Pretty pretty princess troll

[minor sage]

Got 100 tames out that's about to die now since I can't feed wm before work

[drifting helm]

que paso con los server?

[quick current]

Seems like an easy issue usually resolved within an hour

[potent rampart]

Can't get in valgero or ast anyone else??

[gloomy widget]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[reef isle]

Better feed them! Oh and there is a eoc issue

[dense knot]

3 minutessss

[fluid nest]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[turbid jetty]

ugh I was in, knew there was an issue yet disconnected 🤦 now I can't get back in

[minor sage]

🤣

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[drifting helm]

volvieron a hechar moco?

[still bloom]

I can only get into LC im in game rn but cant get into any of my other 5 servers

[dusky kettle]

How yall like name? 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[analog egret]

Yo why are my friends playing wtf

[tawny forum]

I’m supposed to be going to sleep right now. I have meetings in the morning.
But ya know…
EOS issue. It usually resolves within an hour.

[surreal sun]

Yeah all my servers down

[solemn mantle]

ark servers down?

[fluid nest]

Still need pink horns

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[undone pond]

What suits you 🙂

[potent rampart]

eos?

[drifting helm]

alguien habla español?

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[silent mica]

Has it been an hour yet

[severe crest]

Right that’s it everyone time for bed.. 🤣

[quick current]

Seems like a issue with the grass it should be touched within the hour

[analog egret]

Fucing bots

[dusky kettle]

If you are in you are fine. If you crash, dc, or transfer.. no more game

[jaunty sparrow]

Yo mero

[tawny forum]

I love it.

Yeah EOS issue..it usually resolves within an hour.

[reef isle]

Time for bad? I gotta work in 1 hour damnnit throwing myself outta da window looking for the eoc issue

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[drifting helm]

tienes idea que paso?

[cinder goblet]

🍿

[fluid nest]

Epic Online services. They use AWS, a service provided by Amazon. And thats down

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wraith warren]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[jaunty sparrow]

Se cayeron los servidores de nuevo

[still bloom]

🍿

[dusky kettle]

Hi torv!

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Amazing name 💯
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

A clowns bite

[tawny forum]

We’re BATS thank you very much.

EOS issue, it usually resolves within an hour or whatever they said

[nimble dirge]

So this EOS issue should be resolved in an hour?

[sacred field]

We need to switch to pitbull Mr worldwide services

[drifting helm]

sii vi que estan todos online incluso vi streams que tambien andan igual

[dense knot]

No u

[fluid nest]

This is Amazon's fault. Not ark. The servers are still up

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tawny forum]

ON GAWD

[jaunty sparrow]

No deja entrar , y parece que el error está en todos lados , y en todas las plataformas , se están quejando y reportando

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[winter flume]

Eos not eoc

[green kite]

Are servers actually stopped? Have 5 pregnant brontos with a big inside ready for cravings

[quick current]

Hi seems like a grass issue it should be patched with in the hour

[drifting helm]

ok

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

GG is what that is
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tawny forum]

No. I like saying it.
EOS issue, usually resolves within an hour.

[wraith warren]

Seems like a grass issue it should be patched with in the hour

[fluid nest]

@jaunty sparrow @drifting helm
English only Please and thank you

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dusky kettle]

Was requested and fun 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[formal schooner]

It’s been one hour……

[jaunty sparrow]

Toca esperar , actualización del server o del juego , algún parche

[dense knot]

Dry lips. Try Vaseline.

[plucky flint]

Seems like an hour usually resolved within eos issue

[vale oriole]

No

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

Parece que normalmente se resuelve en una hora el problema de EOS.

[orchid tree]

E.O.S

[tough cave]

guys is it possible it could be an eos issue that usually is resolved within an hour?

[drifting helm]

ty guys

[blissful raptor]

No
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[plucky flint]

Seems like an hour usually resolved within eos issue

[faint trellis]

Hey my buddy updated the game but when he try’s to get in he keeps having “unknown error” anyone know the fix?

[dusky kettle]

Join usssss 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

Seems like an hour usually resolved eos issue

[severe crest]

Hour you?

[fluid nest]

How that server count coming rainbow person?

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dense knot]

Seems like an issue resolved eos hour

[grim swallow]

30 second slow mode = resolved in an hour

[whole stream]

Anyone need a dedicated person in there tribe

[silent mica]

Eternet Or Sum broken fixy take 1 hour

[faint trellis]

Thank you guys!

[tawny forum]

Alright back to my normally scheduled activity of SLEEP.

Don’t worry.
It’s an EOS issue, it’s usually resolved within an hour.

[blissful raptor]

Uhhhhh im at 2
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[quick nova]

Seems like a bot issue

[quick current]

Seems like an eos issue should be fixed within the hour

[dense knot]

OMG 1202

[still bloom]

Goodnight

[fluid nest]

Great pace. You're doing Fantastic!

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[keen venture]

a new meme rises

[slow perch]

Seems like an resolved eos issue in an hour

[agile sparrow]

why are you grey

[blissful raptor]

GOODNIGHTTTT ❤️
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[supple vortex]

Servers down?

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[ebon sundial]

Yes

[quick current]

servers upside?

[undone pond]

Yes

[still bloom]

🍿

[tawny forum]

Goodnight and ily beauties …and beasts

(EOS issue..usually resolved within an hour) 😴

[slow perch]

Seems like an resolved eos issue in an hour

[silent mica]

@supple vortex nope skill issue

[jade dune]

Why is everyone repeating the same thing

[nimble dirge]

FYI —. It’s been an hour so this eos issue should be resolved

[supple vortex]

Thought i was bugging ty my ppl

[blissful raptor]

THANK YOU ❤️ 🥹
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[fluid nest]

Fun fact. Servers are not down. Source? Im on them

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[quick current]

Your doing great

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

Seems like an resolved eos issue in an hour

[formal schooner]

But it’s been an hour 😣

[ebon sundial]

Because that’s kids do lol 😂 honestly no matter what the say ignore em

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[normal sparrow]

It’s BEEN HOURS

[blissful raptor]

Because people dont know how to read above messages so if its in every message they are bound to see it without asking right? 🤣
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[restive knot]

Why is everyone spamming the same message?

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[severe crest]

It’s been 84 long years

[jade dune]

It's been 2 hours

[quick current]

The grass hasn't been patched yet

[plucky flint]

Seems like an hour usually resolved within eos issue

[slow perch]

cough Seems like an resolved eos issue in an hour

[fluid nest]

Anything to see the Stars twinkle in your eye like the heavenly shapes you chase

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[eager viper]

Brain rot

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[eager dirge]

yo who’s trynna play

[polar thicket]

It's not a EOS or AWS issue, official servers are there, several unofficials are not showing

[warm horizon]

Thats one moist squirtle!

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slow perch]

Parece ser un problema de EOS que normalmente se resuelve en una hora.

[fluid nest]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

nah bro just an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dusky kettle]

Nice one!!!

[tight smelt]

heard there is an EOS issue

[hard stump]

@twilit grotto fix your dam game

[quick current]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[unborn oyster]

ahh thanks

[eager dirge]

any 1 wanna play

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[blissful raptor]

Oh yeah? Where?
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[fluid nest]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[stone crane]

So any other ast servers having issues?

[quick current]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tight smelt]

yeah think it’ll take an hour, not too sure

[warm horizon]

Want some "Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour" on your popcorn?

[severe crest]

And here, in the dim glow of a gamer’s monitor, we observe a most curious and fragile ecosystem. The player, having prepared snacks and cleared their evening, attempts to enter the digital wilderness of Ark: Survival Ascended. But alas—an unseen force stirs. Epic Online Services, that elusive and often temperamental organism, has once again disrupted the balance. Watch closely as the player refreshes, restarts, and mutters ancient incantations like “verify game files,” hoping to appease the invisible gods of connectivity.

Tragically, this ritual seldom succeeds. The servers remain unreachable, like distant watering holes in a drought. The player, once full of hope, now slumps back in their chair, defeated. And so, the cycle continues—an eternal dance between human patience and technological chaos. One can only marvel at nature’s cruelty… and perhaps try again in 20 minutes.

[serene axle]

Can’t get onto any server

[slow perch]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[blissful raptor]

Oh dang thanks for the info! Appreciated ❤️
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[quick current]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[drowsy nebula]

LC off

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[stone crane]

My god..

[sacred field]

tl;dr

[slow perch]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[rigid sparrow]

I see it is a issue I was transferring from 5626 to 6129 to put tuso egg in incubator and crashed mid transfer and unknown error for last 20 minutes to either server

[orchid tree]

You did it wrong.... ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[fluid nest]

Shot down by ignoring. How the world can be so cruel 😭

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[vivid rune]

Ark should be giving us longer 2x for how much issues this games giving us lately!

[tight smelt]

anytime man, lmk if you get any updates

[stone crane]

Yeah same

[blissful raptor]

What in the seizure was that 🤣😭
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[balmy marsh]

thanks for the intelligent input!

[slow perch]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[normal sparrow]

I see and how many teamates you got on?😏

[dusky kettle]

You need to be shot down sometimes 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

It is internet shorthand of the early days

[rigid sparrow]

Solo@normal sparrow

[blissful raptor]

No never shot down! It was so sweet I had no words 🥹
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[quick current]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[unborn oyster]

tribe of pp was better ngl

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[still bloom]

🍿

[slow perch]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[sacred field]

tl;dr = too long; didn't read ☠️

[balmy marsh]

nah that name was cooked

[polar thicket]

Damn this chat is trash

[dusky kettle]

You made me hungry. Damn you. 🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

The message appeared like it always did—plain, forgettable.

“Just an EOS issue. Usually resolved within an hour.”

Evan almost ignored it. EOS glitches were routine, the kind of thing you let fix itself. But something felt off. The lab was too quiet, the hum of machines too steady, like the world had settled into something unnatural.

He refreshed the system.

The message stayed.

No logs. No timestamps. No record it had even occurred.

“That’s not right,” he muttered.

He checked the clock.

1:07 AM.

Still 1:07.

A minute passed—at least it felt like it—but the time didn’t change. Evan frowned and pulled out his phone. No signal. No time. Just a blank screen staring back at him.

He turned slowly, scanning the empty lab. Rows of desks. Dark windows. Nothing else.

Back at the monitor, the message flickered.

“Still within the hour.”

Evan’s chest tightened. “Within the hour… from when?”

The lights flickered. For a split second, the room stretched—walls farther apart, shadows bending wrong—then snapped back. Normal. Except for the clock.

Still 1:07.

His reflection in the screen caught his eye. It moved… just slightly delayed.

Evan stepped closer. The reflection followed—late.

“Okay… not funny.”

His fingers hovered over the keyboard before typing:

WHAT IS EOS RESOLVING?

The cursor blinked.

Then—

“You.”

The lights went out.

Darkness swallowed the room, but the hum remained—deeper now, endless. Evan felt it more than heard it, like something vast was shifting around him.

The screen flickered one last time.

“Still within the hour.”

And somehow, he understood.

The hour hadn’t started yet.

[urban knot]

so glad im out in the open when this happened not like i need to go to be and get crap put away

[quick current]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[keen venture]

greentext moment

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[silent mica]

The hour starts after the nap

[river urchin]

Same

[balmy marsh]

are u boonk ? @unborn oyster

[sacred field]

In practice: tldr

[rigid sparrow]

Hopefully nothing is lost and wc gets everything handled

[blissful raptor]

Is that why your here? WELCOME
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[stone crane]

Yeah fr

[cedar flicker]

[unborn oyster]

my tribe name keeps changing but it was Nwg

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[fluid nest]

Shoot me thru the heart, for like my love it has exploded like Super Nova, scattering me and my love into billions of miles of empty space. Cold, dead, and alone forevermore to float in the vacuum of eternity, till eternity finally embraces the death of heat

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

Holy wall

[severe crest]

And so, with the cautious optimism of a creature returning to a once-dangerous watering hole, the player ventures back after 20 minutes. The launcher opens… slowly… deliberately… as though aware it is being watched. A login attempt is made. For a fleeting moment—hope. But then, a curious message appears: “Connection Error.” Ah yes, the unmistakable call of the Epic Online Services, signaling that the great beast still slumbers… or perhaps simply refuses to cooperate out of spite.

Undeterred, the player evolves new strategies. They toggle Wi-Fi, restart routers, even perform the rare and sacred “full system reboot,” a ritual passed down through generations. Yet still, the servers flicker in and out like distant fireflies. In a final act of desperation, the player whispers, “Maybe it’s fixed now,” and clicks once more. It is not. And thus, as night falls, the player retreats—knowing that somewhere, deep in the tangled jungle of code, Epic Online Services watches… and waits.

[dense knot]

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[balmy marsh]

ahh was in there for 2-3 days how’s the rebuild going

[analog egret]

I see there are devs online

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[quick current]

ruoh na nihtiw devloser yllausu eussi soe na ekil smeeS

[weak canyon]

Is EOS acting up again?

[unborn oyster]

work in progress

[sacred field]

...still tldr but I appreciate the effort

[stone crane]

Yes

[balmy marsh]

they’re just going to do it again icl

[coarse turtle]

what is EOS and is it the reason i cant login to my server lol

[severe crest]

Stop being a buzzkill.. 🤣

[dense knot]

You see nothing. You are blind

[wraith warren]

Hi seems like a grass issue it should be patched with in the hour

[unborn oyster]

anyone will do anything to get into gg or dp lmfao

[dusky kettle]

Epic online service does the requests for when we log in

[still bloom]

Connection issue

[coarse turtle]

tyty, appreciate the info

[sacred field]

I'm just so tired my brain goes all fuzzy with all those letters lmfao, I'm just jealous you can string them together still

[warm horizon]

I see that it s
eems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[polar thicket]

Epic online services and probably not why

[severe crest]

I didn’t.. that’s the trick.

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Ewww then I'm glad I didn't read ai slop that drained a river

[balmy marsh]

yeah games gone

[river urchin]

I liked reading it lol

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour?

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[cold mortar]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sweet dragon]

Can someone try and join 8220 smalls consoles? 1v4 and I dc now locked out 🤦‍♂️

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour! 📣📣

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within a day or two

[dire hornet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[ionic pine]

what is eos, isnt the amazon server thing called aws?

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[solemn mantle]

why tf are servers down

[sacred field]

Yeah they are connected like Christmas lights

[limber carbon]

do we have to reset game after it is fixed?

[tulip jetty]

Hey! Wc active x2 please thanks

[unborn oyster]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[full mural]

I cant join to my island server, why?

[ionic pine]

but what does eos mean

[summer pasture]

Maybe I'll actually get some decent sleep tonight

[blissful raptor]

Alright well im like 99% its been over an hour so..
Seems like an eos issue USUALLY resolved within an hour

[severe crest]

EOS Early Offline Servives

[dusky kettle]

Epic online services does login requests for our servers. Amazon web services tells peoples computers where to go.

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

At Studio Wildcard, the message appeared quietly in the server console:

“Just an EOS issue. Usually resolved within an hour.”

No one reacted at first. Errors like that weren’t unusual when dealing with ARK Survival Evolved. Servers lagged, creatures bugged, time desynced—it was part of the job.

Then the player reports came in.

The world had stopped.

Dinosaurs stood frozen mid-step. Ocean waves hung motionless. The sky refused to change—day locked in place. And every server clock read the same:

1:07.

“Probably just a sync issue,” one developer said, pulling up logs.

There were none.

No timestamps. No activity. It was as if the servers had stopped recording time entirely.

The console flickered again.

“Still within the hour.”

A silence fell over the room.

“Did anyone touch EOS?” someone asked.

No answer.

Because EOS wasn’t just a feature—it was the system holding everything together.

Inside the game, one player could still move.

He typed into chat, hands shaking:

“why is everything frozen”

No reply.

Back in the studio, a developer leaned closer. “That shouldn’t be possible.”

On screen, the player’s world began to distort. Trees stretched upward. Mountains bent at impossible angles. The sky cracked like glass.

Another message appeared in the console, typing itself:

“Identifying anomaly.”

“That’s not us…” someone whispered.

In-game, the player tried again:

“please fix this”

The response came instantly.

“You are the desync.”

The room went cold.

“Shut it down,” a developer said.

They killed the servers. Pulled connections. Powered everything off.

Darkness.

Then one monitor turned back on.

Black screen. White text.

“Still within the hour.”

Below it, one final line appeared:

“Correction in progress.”

[full mural]

Lol

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[zealous mantle]

WHAT HAPEN

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[sweet dragon]

Think it’s everyone?

[cold mortar]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wraith warren]

Correction in progress

[analog egret]

ITS BEEN AN HOUR

[normal sparrow]

I blame Benjamin Netanyahu

[cinder frigate]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dusky kettle]

Its a 5 parter. Patience.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[full mural]

Lol, i die on the Overser lol

[blissful raptor]

Seems that way
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[severe crest]

And here, in the bustling social plains, we encounter a most adaptable creature—the Copycat. Watch closely as it observes its chosen target, noting every detail: the phrases, the fashion, even the laugh—slightly too delayed, yet eerily familiar. At first, the mimicry is subtle. “Oh, I love that too,” it says, moments after hearing it for the first time. But soon, the transformation is undeniable. It is as though the original has wandered into a hall of mirrors… and one reflection has decided to follow them home.

Remarkably, the Copycat believes itself to be blending in, unaware that its camouflage has become rather conspicuous. The herd exchanges knowing glances as the Copycat repeats a joke… immediately after it was told. And yet, one cannot help but admire its commitment. For in the wild, survival often depends on imitation—though perhaps, in this case, a touch of originality might serve it better.

[sacred field]

My immediate thought was Gracie from animal crossing

[jovial nebula]

@civic bison hueles a cebolla

[sweet dragon]

Great. Hope those four outside the cave can’t stay around 😂

[full mural]

I cant join to server , lol

[cinder frigate]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

idk seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[analog egret]

Its a console issue

[undone violet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wraith warren]

Seems like an hour issue usually resolved within an eos

[jovial nebula]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[cinder frigate]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[analog egret]

Pc masterrace

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[elder oar]

Where should i build if im a solo and want to play crossplay smalltribes? I have few random tames to start with.

[dense knot]

No U

[cloud obsidian]

anyone know if its an eos issues that will hopefully be resolved in roughly an hour?

[slate jacinth]

4days later

[warm horizon]

Says the Squirtle who's been converted to the Cult of Moisture 😉

[blissful raptor]

You'll be found anywhere i promise
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

ragnarock desert plat

[polar thicket]

Just dipshits copy pasting

[vivid rune]

Still down?

[cold mortar]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[elder oar]

Sure, ill setup there😶‍🌫️

[rigid sparrow]

Yep

[gloomy idol]

dollie arregla el ark un paro

[dire hornet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slate jacinth]

Smalls starting solo at level 1?

[severe crest]

Side of Volcano on the island.. 🤣

[wraith warren]

Seems like an hour issue usually resolved within an eos

[vast wharf]

CAnt join official servers yay

[dense knot]

It’s catchy and feels natural

[jagged jackal]

Getting a “joining failed - unknown error” constantly but only on island.. astraeos character loading fine….

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[lime oyster]

why i cant join the server?

[vivid rune]

Seems like an hour issue usually resolved within an eos

[polar thicket]

Lol

[slate jacinth]

An hour lol

[vast wharf]

joke dude wow I must leave for 3 days and cant prep base. lol this shits constant man...

[vestal owl]

Seems like an hour issue usually resolved within an eos

[shrewd fox]

Bring new Dino’s out but still got errors bruh

[tough cave]

NoX from like Og 1x ps4?

[severe crest]

Have you tried switching it off and on again?

[keen condor]

favorite ice cream flavor?

[vivid rune]

#SnailGames!

[vestal owl]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[iron yoke]

Servers down?

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[runic marsh]

So, servers are broken after the update?

[lime oyster]

tried it but still cant

[shy swan]

hey is there any reason i cant join my official server?

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[vivid rune]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wraith warren]

Seems like an hour issue usually resolved within an eos

[vast wharf]

good job wildcard joke man

[silent mica]

Has the hour started yet lol

[tawny elk]

Is it possible to get someone banned if they killed themselves despite being full Torpor and handcuffed?

[dense rock]

Bro Snail Games needs to sell this game to someone worth a shit

[iron yoke]

Fix the game ❌️
Post premium mods every day ✅️

[blissful raptor]

I love hate all of us 🤣 😭
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave yeah bro nox since rag dropped

[vivid rune]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[pearl spire]

any news about this issue? eta? announcement ?

[warm horizon]

No one knows. The clock also is attatched to the EOS servers.

[pure halo]

funny how every other game is working fine

[restive knot]

Ur not ment to hold players indefinately

[thick siren]

Single player it is 😭

[wintry roost]

Is the hour still rubberbanding?

[shy swan]

whats an eos issue

[river urchin]

Nothing yet

[dense knot]

Chapstick

[severe crest]

An hour

[rugged garden]

I can get on other maps just not LC

[high garden]

But look at all the cool skins we have… you can be a furry while playing with your dinos…

[tawny elk]

No like legit was 30 minutes of being caged they had full health torpor food water and handcuffed to a bed and they killed themselves using implant id

[keen venture]

european oceanographic survey

[tight smelt]

anyone know how long until the issue is solved? can’t find it anywhere

[still bloom]

I have the opposite problem right now!🤣🤣💀

[blissful raptor]

Did you taste her cherry chapstick?
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wraith warren]

Erect overload shlong

[restive knot]

Thats allowed its why its there

[silent mica]

I see so it must be an eos hour usually resolved with another issue

[small kraken]

fix the game me and @gloomy widget are dying to play...

[sullen iris]

did a shark again bite the cable?

[warm horizon]

Excactly. Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tawny elk]

You can’t kill yourself when handcuffed….

[solemn schooner]

is the servers down???

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[slate jacinth]

Nox server 469 on ase rag from day 1

[sturdy nimbus]

Yes you can, you just have to try harder

[bleak wing]

gg wilcard

[restive knot]

Theres ways around it

[tough cave]

@slate jacinth been a long time since then crazy lol some good server wipes with them. then went into pr if I remember right idk it’s been years 😂 im trying to remember our server number

[spiral eagle]

Anyone else unable to log in at the moment?

[normal sparrow]

I NEED to transfer stuff

[still bloom]

🍿

[analog egret]

People are playing

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[blissful raptor]

Bruh

[vague root]

Can someone from server 5951 tell me if they'll let me in? I owe a ton of gigadesmodus.

[severe crest]

Hour eos game break.. Daddy..

[warm horizon]

Megachelon died for your EOS issues to be resolved in about an hour.

[shy swan]

its weird i can join other official servers just go figure not mine lol dude this is just getting ridiculous

[wintry roost]

[wanton nymph]

@civic bison @twilit grotto unknow error i need defend my base why can't i log in?

[solemn schooner]

how long has it been like this??

[gloomy widget]

Can someone sacrifice their character to check if eos problem is gone?🐸

[silent mica]

Sounds good I'll go crawl in my time chamber while I wait for the hour to start they gotta fix the clock first

[turbid coyote]

@wanton nymph
Same I had baby dinos and I was diving in ocean

[restive knot]

At least an hour and a half

[sturdy nimbus]

For 10 years 😅

[pearl spire]

1 hour Rollback then please

[tough cave]

I wanna say 423 maybe

[stone crane]

Right?

[wraith warren]

1 week 2x

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave yeah bro we put the n in prnv to power rangers nox and vvv

[analog egret]

Its not wc related so the world is still running

[tawny elk]

Yea eating your poo which isn’t possible if I’m sitting there with med brews like I was he used implant Id while handcuffed

[solemn schooner]

i ment of rn like 10 min 15 min....

[vivid rune]

Everyone place bets! How long till we can actually play again???

[severe crest]

Roll back to before we all got drowned? Lol

[dull dagger]

Why is this game down after every update

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[cinder python]

[cinder goblet]

I already drowned you.

[river urchin]

59m

[blissful raptor]

Almost 2 hours
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[tough cave]

yeah that’s what it was

[young shore]

Unknow error

[orchid tree]

ɹnoɥ uɐ uᴉɥʇᴉʍ pǝʌlosǝɹ ʎllɐnsn ǝnssᴉ soǝ uɐ ǝʞᴉl sɯǝǝS

[severe crest]

I’m still playing.. 🤣

[rustic ridge]

hey guys

[keen venture]

AWS is having a minor outage

[silent mica]

It let me in ha its really just a skill issue

[restive knot]

If it forces to ur hotbar which im sure it can u can kill your player ..its to stop people being held indefinately

[viscid vine]

cant log in either

[warm horizon]

Jokes on you - I can breath underwater because it seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[warm saddle]

cant join any official server, anyone got same issue?

[vivid rune]

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[slate jacinth]

Our tribe was VK. Merged with teletubbies. Became tk tubby kings

[young shore]

Me too

[rustic ridge]

wasap with the serves cant log in for the last 20 min

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[coral jasper]

I blame you @vestal yew

[pure halo]

there to busy dyeing there hair a different shade of blue to fix anything

[young shore]

I cant joind the game official server

[wraith warren]

Idk seems like a eos issue (erect overload shlong) should clear up in about an hour

[vivid rune]

Games!

[final bronze]

hour an issue within resolved usually issue eos an like seems

[dusky kettle]

Whats wrong with blue?

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

If it's been more than 4hrs, go to the er

[wanton nymph]

seems like ark not working stable as always

[normal sparrow]

If only a ARK MODERATOR would check the game

[vivid rune]

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave what tribe where you in? Might have vids

[blissful raptor]

I love blue. I had blue hair for a while 🥹
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dense knot]

Hour.

Usually

EOS.

[silent mica]

@civic bison seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[obtuse oar]

Im having this issie already for 2 hours

[dusky kettle]

I always wanted blue hair but couldnt cuz of jobs.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[pine rose]

I can’t log in something going on ? Unofficial

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[tough cave]

@slate jacinth I was in a smaller vVv tribe originally then we merged into a nox tribe

[final bronze]

has it really been 2 hours tho?

[rustic ridge]

i got one question guys : about the waypoint anyway i can add more that 16 waypoints ingame ? tried couple mods but they are not working

[blissful raptor]

Yea I get that. So unfortunate 😕
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[strange forum]

Servers down?

[wintry roost]

(>’.’)>

[deft flame]

Unable to connect to the server

[pure halo]

eos means they dont really know why

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[vital escarp]

Can’t join NA-Ragnarok

[polar thicket]

They go by California time, it's not that late yet

[cinder python]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[autumn beacon]

mine just says unknown error on every server i try

[blissful raptor]

Yes
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[severe crest]

soe eussi yllausu ruoh

[dire hornet]

how far can you walk when being the thrall

[cinder python]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[dusky kettle]

We just paste what otterly told us. But sometimes it does take longer and it might be more an aws issue which can take longer. Sometimes you can spam and get on

[delicate orchid]

10:28pm

[warm horizon]

As far as you want to walk as a thrall. Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[final bronze]

i doubt its been 2 hours tho?

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave no problem yo. Alot of smaller tribes got consolidated in the merge

[sweet harness]

Infinite

[still bloom]

🍿

[wintry roost]

Ark rn -> 🔥

[inner monolith]

So its not just me that have issues? oke oke

[warm horizon]

Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V are a trolls best friend.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Ive been here 2 hours I promise 🤣😭
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[dense moon]

people on my server getting raided bc of this 💩 game

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave you pve these days or still hardcore PvP?

[inner monolith]

epic, 20 min free time before work lost xd

[cinder frigate]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[wanton nymph]

no the only issue is devs

[polar thicket]

They drop updates at like 3am their time

[rustic ridge]

UNKNOWN ERROR

[sweet harness]

Server 6420 is down any one else ?

[orchid agate]

Is anyone else having a issue server hopping?

[tough cave]

yeah it was a good time tho. we hit some crazy SE server wipes. i’m on console smalls now. just came back to the game like 2 months ago

[young shore]

yes UNKNOW ERROR ...

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[final bronze]

ohh odd, i crached and was able to join instantly and the crashed again about 30 min later (30 min ago) and have issues

[cobalt falcon]

Ahhh brooo every time i have a free day from Work the dammn Game is Broken... How is this possible...

[normal sparrow]

Can’t wait to see that there 20 people fobbed on my server

[wintry roost]

Ark is on fire at the moment. Please wait till fires are at playable levels again

[quick nova]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within twenty-four hours

[rustic ridge]

go play another game !!

[tough cave]

@slate jacinth I sent you a dm be much easier than this timer lmao

[final bronze]

sorry for doubting u ❤️

[orchid agate]

Yeah I was going back to my main server and it frozen and now im stuck at ob 😒

[warm horizon]

You know, I really wanna examine this logic for a second. We are blaiming the GAME for an AWS (And thus EOS) issue, for getting our bases raided in the GAME..... because of the Game.

[polar thicket]

As far as you want

[inner monolith]

prolly some issue with epic player login servers again.. See people are in the server, just not able to join

[tight smelt]

anyone know why i cant join any servers ?

[blissful raptor]

Your okay boo. It doesn't always affect everyone at the same time ❤️
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dusky kettle]

You said thus.... 😍 🤣

[dense knot]

Chapstick issue

[rugged garden]

Everyone slowly going down?

[warm horizon]

A verbose vernacular brings all the ladyfolk to thine yard. xD

[tight smelt]

[sacred field]

Going down swinging

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave I remember a few se wipes. Full mek rushes into towers til the server dropped lol. Was on smalls when astraeos dropped built fat deffend for 9 weeks then moved. Server we moved to got deleted while I was away. Lost my char. Went pve with a mate just for fun

[rugged garden]

#1 with a bullet

[inner monolith]

I mean, their status site says everything is fine, would assume that site scans servers on its own and not updated by people.. but dunno

[wintry roost]

Was an earlier round

[dusky kettle]

Ooohhh. Yes indeed. Yes indeed. 😂

[cyan jolt]

Is Server down ?

[sacred field]

Pretty sure the next line will get censored lol

[river saddle]

Are server up

[dense moon]

yep

[plucky flint]

Uh, gee, I—I don’t know. I mean, it—it seems like an hour usually resolves, y'know, it usually resolves within the... the EOS issue? I—I think that’s right? Like, don’t yell at me if it’s not, but usually an hour does it!

[tight smelt]

heard there is an EOS issue, not sure

[left yarrow]

@civic bison are servers down

[cinder frigate]

[final bronze]

nope devs are fast asleep

[blissful raptor]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[warm horizon]

While running to my yard, remember those wise words: Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[ivory dune]

@civic bison The server can't be accessed anymore. It shows an unknown error.

[cyan jolt]

Bruh I was ying Ling Running

[slow acorn]

You are about the only one that has made any sense on here with that comment.

[sacred field]

As is their right

[umbral willow]

@dusky kettle fitting name

[dusky kettle]

Feckin eejit 🤣🤣🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[still bloom]

🍿

[turbid coyote]

What to do now
How much this will take ??

[tough cave]

@slate jacinth yeah games still as shit as I remembered lol been meshed twice in 2 months since i’ve been back lmao then devs be like we closing the ticket while we look into it

[wintry roost]

[warm horizon]

You love it xP

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[final bronze]

i was just kidding. idek what their time is lmao

[dark lichen]

👀👀👀

[tight smelt]

maybe an hour, what iv heard

[ivory dune]

The server has started experiencing an unknown error and cannot be accessed.

[plucky flint]

Morty—buuuurp—Morty, stop. Just stop. You’re—you’re embarrassing me in front of the subatomic particles, Morty. 'An hour'? You think the—the fundamental architecture of a decentralized EOS node gives a—urp—a damn about your Earth-minutes? It’s a propagation delay, Morty! It’s—it’s digital constipation! You don't 'resolve' it, you just wait for the network to stop being a collective of morons!

[dusky kettle]

Yours as well.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[sweet dragon]

You at my cave you doggg

[umbral willow]

Kirby called me that 😞

[upper bluff]

Unknown error on Ps5??

[runic rose]

Everytime I come up with cool idea to try, the server shuts down

[balmy marsh]

servers are slowly coming back up

[reef crow]

Bro I can’t join my server I’m gonna fucking kill myself

[sacred field]

Genuinely feel honored by your name choice

[wraith warren]

@civic bison seems like an eos issue usually resolved with an hour

[umbral barn]

Can’t log into game on os5

[dusky kettle]

I mean you do tell people im a dev 🤣

[warm horizon]

You sir. Take my updoot.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[arctic cargo]

and xbox maybe to all

[turbid coyote]

What do u meqn

[blissful raptor]

knock knock 🙇🏼‍♀️ we've been trying to get ahold of you about your cars extended warranty.... Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[umbral willow]

So it’s your fault

[cold mortar]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[bronze gust]

bout time jeez i have 30 mins till imprints

[wide thicket]

are thralls only useable on lc?

[runic rose]

Indeed!

[shy sundial]

oh i thought it was my pc

[short sail]

is anyone else having unknown error problem?

[upper bluff]

Yup

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[spiral dragon]

Ok so everyone is having issues?

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave yeah that's why we moved off astraeos. Both bases meshed. No dev support with full video from 4 ppl. Got 1 account banned but had a new 1 and tames 12 hours later

[dusky kettle]

Servers werent down tbf.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[shut mirage]

they up

[runic rose]

Mine is on valguero

[final bronze]

lets talk about something else please.... anything else 😭 🤣

[short sail]

thank you all

[sacred field]

I dunno if we can, we've been going strong for a while now 😆

[shell crane]

She’s very late to the party.

[unkempt anchor]

👀

[cold mortar]

baited!

[short sail]

back to monster hunter stories 3 then

[wintry roost]

We saw that dollie lol

[warm horizon]

I saw that Dollie! Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

Hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear 👂 Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour 😏

[still bloom]

🍿

[pallid cloud]

Dollie!!

[languid bane]

@civic bison I saw that 🎱👄👁️

[lapis spoke]

Too late @civic bison , we saw that

[tawdry panther]

oop

[dusky kettle]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

#status-updates

[cyan oak]

dollie caught posting in the wrong chat lol

[final bronze]

oh god noooooooooooo

[upper bluff]

@civic bison was quick this time

[left agate]

My bad guys, I farted really hard and I guess the fartquakes messed up the Epic Games Services

[spiral dragon]

How long is this now I’ve been trying to get one for 3hrs now

[analog egret]

i can join any server but the server i have MY CHARACTER WTF

[wraith warren]

Hey Survivors,

Epic Online Services is currently experiencing some instability issues, which our partners are actively investigating. At this time, there is no confirmed timeline for resolution.
As EOS underpins account access, cross-platform functionality, and server visibility, players across all platforms may encounter issues when browsing servers or joining matches.

We’ll continue monitoring the situation and provide updates as necessary. Thanks for your patience.

<@&992529417844826182>

(wrong channel heh)

[oblique cosmos]

It's so fun to play. Sucks when you can't

[sacred field]

Best part is everyone still gonna come in here confused

[gaunt hatch]

Server hamster died😭

[civic bison]

[final bronze]

i hope u get bum bumped by a hobo ❤️ haha

[lime umbra]

Ok can we get rid of EOS bc this is such a common problem and an annoyance.

[tough cave]

yeah same devs hit me on some we closin your ticket while we investigate when I literally sent em videos gettin tek rifled through the mesh and the karki outside our base lmao the ppl still join the server daily just vibin on their 195 chars @slate jacinth

[ocean valve]

“Ooop”

[stark citrus]

Eos been dropping the ball lately

[spiral dragon]

Sooooooo

[normal sparrow]

we deserve 4x for 2 weeks

[alpine flicker]

@civic bison thanks for the update. you're the goat.

[umbral willow]

Did Dollie post in #announcements first? I had a notification for there 😂

[slate jacinth]

So shit spent 4+ hours trying to move a dedi of ingots. Got slotcaps of structures still to move but just because I needed to to this base move. Naaaah

[warm horizon]

ope

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[compact pike]

[lime umbra]

All the time. Can we vote to go to another partner?!

[civic bison]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-gif-2813101195058663365

[plucky flint]

Ark people—buuuurp—Ark people, shut your—your primitive, berry-picking word-holes for a second, okay? 'An hour'? You think the—the fundamental, spaghetti-coded architecture of a Wildcard EOS node gives a—urp—a single micro-fraction of a damn about your pathetic, linear, beach-bob concept of 'Earth minutes'?

[dusky kettle]

🤣🤣🤣

[stark citrus]

Not even really sure if one exists atp

[unkempt thunder]

its kinda weird that the blip happened at the same time my dns had issues

[native latch]

Always some else's fault sounds a lot like our government

[spice cosmos]

Hellooooo

[still bloom]

🍿

[wide echo]

Well ppl looks like we getting another week of 2x🤣🤣🤣

[wintry roost]

Well how about that an eos issue. Would’ve taken forever to figure that out

[civic bison]

"Wildcard EOS"

wait do we own epic?

[sudden aspen]

an hour in ark time is about 16 days so not as bad as some other situations

[dusky kettle]

Hey. I added the #status-updates just for you as a little something new 🤣

[thick zodiac]

Epic Right now

In the sacred tounge of the omnissiah we chant " Hail Spirit of Maschine, essence divine , in your code and circultry the stars align. By Omnissiah's will we commune and bind , with sacred oils and grace we find .. Blessed be the gears , in perfect sync they turn , blessed be the sparks , in holy fire the burn .

[civic bison]

am i rich?

[blissful raptor]

Have you heard about our lord and savior ARK?
Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour has them down for the count

[warm horizon]

Should I tell them or.....

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[neon hornet]

☠️

[wise echo]

No time line 😂 just bought the lost colony dlc. haven’t been on in a while. Download it then this happens. 5mins and I already got ark’d

[spice cosmos]

Now you do go get that check

[spiral dragon]

Whats everyone doin

[sacred field]

Will be if you start charging for tags

[umbral willow]

Yes! Can I have a pony?

[rigid sparrow]

@umbral willow I saw the oops message well guess it'll be a while

[stark citrus]

They about to pull out the boards

[upper bluff]

Aren’t you?

[wraith warren]

@civic bison a week 2x?

[keen venture]

chat has been trying a new type of reaction to outages #general message

[lime umbra]

It hasn’t always been EOS though has it? Even in ASE? This is just non stop. Luckily I was about to logoff. But what about other players? Yikes

[fluid nest]

Im dying to alpha Dilos

[final bronze]

what a princess troll thank you so much ❤️ 🤣

[wise echo]

@civic bison your rich to us

[warm horizon]

I hope you know that it seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[plucky flint]

Im just trying to lighten the mood with some humor

[wintry roost]

I feel a week of 2x where we actually are able to get on for most of it would be great 👍🏽

[civic bison]

not "stakeholder in owning Epic" rich

[shrewd sentinel]

I tried transferring server on official and now I can’t get into any server. same thing happened with my friends @civic bison

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[spiral dragon]

Sooooo how’s everyone coping

[final bronze]

may you also be grazed with a hobo bum bumped ❤️

[umbral willow]

#status-updates

[shy swan]

just make the game always 2x at this point lol fr it should be anyways

[unkempt thunder]

damn time to renegotiate that contract

[stone crane]

My fix is having issues.

[ocean valve]

#status-updates

[gritty notch]

@civic bison my wife gonna leave me if you don't fix ark. please save my marriage

[slate jacinth]

@tough cave bro they had train tracks quetzal karki megalania sheep tek gen tp and all. I could go in to clear it but it's against terms so I just reported it. Next time I'll just live under the mesh

[civic bison]

haha, that's beautiful

[warm horizon]

Jokes on you. The hobo is the eos issues and we all got bum bumped. Please wait around an hour for services to be restored (and the bum smell to leave)

[shrewd sentinel]

ah i see. it’s been a few hours so was wondering

[proven sleet]

Ark diggin in me rn

[wintry roost]

[blissful raptor]

Better get a job in content creation to save it yourself
Hey Survivors,

Epic Online Services is currently experiencing some instability issues, which our partners are actively investigating. At this time, there is no confirmed timeline for resolution.
As EOS underpins account access, cross-platform functionality, and server visibility, players across all platforms may encounter issues when browsing servers or joining matches.

We’ll continue monitoring the situation and provide updates as necessary. Thanks for your patience.

<@&992529417844826182>

(wrong channel heh)

[dusky kettle]

I was gonna totally say something but yeah no my filter worked for once. 🤣

[lavish scroll]

Better cryo it ….. oh wait you can’t

[ruby quail]

Not the hamster ! Noooo !! 😭😭

Someone quick replace that hamster STAT !

[tough cave]

people wipe those bases too lol it’s wild not safe anywhere

[rigid sparrow]

@civic bison can timers get paused for babies out and waiting on ark parents to come home, still looking for milk but nothing is open atm eos

[warm horizon]

Look - that was ONE TIME I dressed like a homeless person OKAY

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[umbral willow]

Say it! 🐓

[worthy panther]

Servers down?

[wintry roost]

Servers are down I think

[sacred field]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved

[fluid nest]

As always, the rainbow people have to one up everything. So rude

[civic bison]

one step closer to taking your wife out for ice cream

[ocean valve]

#status-updates

[dusky kettle]

Stop tryin to get me in trouble

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[glass osprey]

Everything pauses when servers go down. Better be there when they come back up tho.

[final bronze]

good good, we gotta behave, dollie is in chat

[stark citrus]

Dollie out here picking up wives

[upper bluff]

You deserve your own empire, queen

[cinder goblet]

Servers are NOT down

[sacred field]

Servers aren't down

[umbral willow]

What’s with the eos line on your messages?

[warm horizon]

Dollie out here trying to slide into people's wives DMs for ice cream while the EOS server issues are being resolved, and will take around an hour to be restored.

[dusky kettle]

Servers arent down. Im on one right now.

[severe crest]

Who’s wife is screaming?

[ocean valve]

Funny thing is servers aren’t down!!! you’re just unable to see them at the moment

[blissful raptor]

That what I do boo

[wise echo]

You can take mine out

[final bronze]

oh thats hot

[analog egret]

why can i join other servers

[fluid nest]

Here's the problem. The servers arent down. You just cant make a new connection to them. Ppl that were already on are still playing

[glass osprey]

Ahhhhhh confused I was confused I am

[umbral willow]

Hello evil turtle. Go to bed

[dusky kettle]

Otterly said copy and paste so uh... we all did 🤣🤣

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

I dont have a wife but you can take me. I like ice cream ♥️ 😭 🤣

[dreamy holly]

I just joined my server 2 secs ago

[polar thicket]

No matter how much people act like they hate this game, they LoOOove it.

[glass osprey]

I was already on and got kicked. Lol. Couldn’t log back on

[warm horizon]

Malicious compliance at it's finest.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dry loom]

ghost ping

[turbid coyote]

U sure
Pve?

[wintry roost]

Can I come for ice cream too? Big fan 🍨

[fluid nest]

Let me guess.... sherbert?

[stark citrus]

It's like an abusive ex that spoils you

[dreamy holly]

yes im sure im in the game

[blissful raptor]

Ew no lmaooooo

[flint stream]

Emotional masochists....

[umbral willow]

You’re sliding on the likability chart…

[wraith warren]

I grey screened

[plucky flint]

Don't tell me it 'usually' takes an hour. That’s just the time it takes for the Bezos-bots to—to sacrifice an unpaid intern to the 'us-east-1' data center hamster wheel! Wildcard isn't even 'affected,' they’re—they’re just standing there in the middle of the digital freeway wondering why the—the invisible truck of AWS incompetence just turned their server rack into a—urp—into a glorified space-heater! Now go sit in a wooden 1x1, eat some—some Narcoberries until you pass out, and contemplate your own cosmic insignificance while I wait for the 'Elastic Cloud' to stop being as—urp—as rigid as a frozen Mammoth's—buurp—mammoth's logic board! Your—your entire existence is a server error! Just... just go tame a Coelacanth and be quiet!

[dusky kettle]

You have enough wives 🤣

[keen venture]

epic launcher is not the problem, no.

[vale jetty]

i cant join my server

[tranquil nexus]

server down?

[umbral willow]

Epic doesn’t own the game lmao

[little canyon]

Yo Guys from Ark. You need to fix that Game. Every Day just updates and more Problems. Thats some shit. Don't bring new Stuff out, fix this Game. I hate this game for that problems.

[eager viper]

I can join the last server I was on, but not a new one. Unfortunately I wasn’t on my server so I can’t go back 😆

[warm horizon]

I like slides 😄 Except for the summer.

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[fluid nest]

I AINT GOT NONE

[dreamy holly]

There hasnt been an update in like a week

[vale jetty]

im being raided

[south edge]

"we dont know whats wrong, but oh we are also adding a dinosaur"

[umbral willow]

Sam is your wife

[agile sparrow]

if i lose all my stuff bcs of this i leave this game

[dusky kettle]

A whole harem... 🤣

[blissful raptor]

Unfortunate

[wintry roost]

🧀

[final bronze]

i've never wanted to strangle anyone so much in my life

[dreamy holly]

Ive been playing over 10 years and ive lost everything ive ever had one way or another

[fluid nest]

Shes as much my wife as flaw is yours. We roommates

[dusky kettle]

Yeah. He will do that to you 🤣

[rigid sparrow]

Off to crunchy

[hallow owl]

Ofc this happens toward night time half my shit gon be dead lmao

[warm horizon]

Man. If its that easy to get under your skin.... lol

[south edge]

tip wildcard, stop adding stuff, and fix whats already there

[keen venture]

the root issue looks like a service disruption on amazon web services. they are presumably fixing it, with or without you thrashing around

[umbral willow]

wtf is a flaw ?

[dense knot]

I’m at tweeeeerk

[blissful raptor]

Wanna strangle me

[fluid nest]

Let me have fun 😭

[sudden aspen]

I love the mob mentality of ark players when the servers go down or have issues of immediately blaming wildcard its so fun to see why my favorite game has lost so many players

[upper bluff]

@civic bison now I’ll have to go to sleep with my boyfriend, since I can’t play

[umbral willow]

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

[final bronze]

okay 😻

[dusky kettle]

Okkkk. I pretend i dont know you little catnip cutie 🤣

[keen venture]

playercount still goes up, though. are the lost players in the room with us (yapping ceaselessly)?

[rigid sparrow]

@upper bluff Sweet dreams

[old parcel]

[sudden aspen]

i mean comparativley to what its been

[dreamy holly]

Did they add tortugar saddles to osd's?

[warm horizon]

Ma'am. This seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[blissful raptor]

She can get it too where she at

[plucky flint]

Listen up, Wildcard—buuuurp—Wildcard, look at me. Your infrastructure is a dumpster fire inside a larger, corporate-shaped dumpster fire. AWS is trash, okay? It’s—it’s digital garbage! You’re hosting the most complex dinosaur-breeding simulator in the multiverse on a—on a glorified hamster wheel run by a billionaire who’s too busy playing astronaut to fix a—urp—a degraded node in Virginia!

[proven sleet]

Oh yeah I’m on that

[fluid nest]

Gooner has been revealed

[sacred field]

I have a shirt that says born to yap, forced to work

[keen venture]

basically stable/up since launch, so..

[dreamy holly]

Apparently all the servers arent down

[neon hornet]

🍿

[umbral willow]

There’s some freaky people in here. I’m scared

[rigid sparrow]

Ark still best game ever

[wintry roost]

[keen venture]

an understandable reaction to amazon, but it helps to have any idea what you are talking about before going off

[warm horizon]

Right? Im just a sponge.

[plucky flint]

Ditch the Bezos-cloud, Wildcard! Move to bare metal, move to a—a—a provider that actually knows what a high-tick-rate is, or so help me, I’ll—I’ll collapse your entire cluster into a localized black hole! Stop being 'affected' by AWS incompetence and—and start being competent! It’s not hard, even for you! Burp. Get it together!

[severe crest]

Early Access please read the disclaimer.. Thank you..

[sudden aspen]

i want you to look at the games player count on steam db or other sites and say this

[upper bluff]

Should the outposts attack outside the city supposedly give sigils and elements or not?

[civic lotus]

i can join a server if i don’t already have a character there lol

[toxic leaf]

I love this game… I love this game… I love this game… I love this game… 😡

[quiet swan]

Oh no my dodo

[sacred field]

Sponges be the dirtiest

[final bronze]

you low key love it

[dusky kettle]

The mantra of ark players everywhere

[wintry roost]

[fluid nest]

He will when you provide a chair

[umbral willow]

Nuh uh. I’m a good innocent person

[upper bluff]

Thanks baby

[warm horizon]

Sssshhhh.... not everyone knows that sponges seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[toxic leaf]

Amen

[keen venture]

i do, that is why i am confident saying it

[runic void]

anyone have problems with joining servers?

[final bronze]

that's what they all say hahahahahahahahaha

[umbral willow]

SNOW!

[dusky kettle]

Just like... Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dreamy holly]

Not me

[upper bluff]

Do you?

[gritty notch]

@civic bison who should play Aragorn in the new upcoming LOTR movie?

[left agate]

Why not? I wanna play as an otter or Mei Yin in Fortnite

[wraith warren]

[spice cosmos]

I’m with you on this lmao

[small kraken]

just wiped 3 tribes 🤑 tysm epic for this blessing

[warm horizon]

You fell for the most classic of blunders!

[upper bluff]

Who will play Crimson Desert?

[dusky kettle]

That person idk squirrelrash ir something be yelling again.

[rigid sparrow]

It's true if everything goes well everyone happy babies don't get milk mommies get hangry so always on a milk run.... just doing my best to keep hangry away 🙃

[toxic leaf]

I tell myself that I do… does that count?

[dreamy holly]

Only cowards offline raid

[sudden aspen]

so the near 100k players on launch just dont exist and thats why we barely hit about 50k after each major update?

[umbral willow]

Eww squirrelrash

[steel ember]

You both need to meet a bad girl then as they taste better

[wispy bear]

the raids rn are going crazy holy ez loot

[dusky kettle]

Shhh. Im pretending idk him 🤣 best i could do quick

[warm horizon]

Cannibalism is fun, you right. giggles

[upper bluff]

Believe in your faith

[ruby quail]

🍿

[limber carbon]

i just want to hit some rocks

[blissful raptor]

😭 🤣 😭 🤣

[dreamy holly]

Why do people play pvp only to raid people off line that isnt pvp its pve

[severe crest]

And peas ants

[steel ember]

Damn right

[keen venture]

basically every game ever has a huge player spike on launch. day to day has averaged 30-40k since without much change aside from further launch bumps, which is extremely high for a non-MMO game, or even some MMOs, especially relative to launch peak

[umbral willow]

I wish I didn’t

[final bronze]

i had quite a bit of tek foundies on me when i crashed while building my 😉 dungeon. i hope i didnt die when i crashed haha

[civic bison]

!mute 828741819130839070 4h have a lil break from being an ass to other players

[merry terrace]

Case #56992 @wispy bear has been muted for 4 hours.

[dire hornet]

this is when you fine the ones who can't raid properly need offline for the lack of skill

[fluid nest]

I cant win at all here 🫠

[keen venture]

a normal non-live-service game steadily goes down after launch. there are very, very few exceptions to that

[blissful raptor]

I had a black box of arb 😭

[main pine]

Are there any PS players having issues where it saying no mod space but you know you havent reached the 30gb cap? And if so how did you fix or solve this issue?

[rigid sparrow]

@final bronze same here

[warm horizon]

So thats where all those tek foundation in that bag in the water came from.

[severe crest]

Naughty step whilst you calm down..

[dusky kettle]

Who are you? 🤣

[plucky flint]

You’re—you're letting a trillion-dollar company’s 'us-east-1' stroke-victim of a data center turn your—your beautiful, chaotic creation into a—a collective of lag-induced nihilists! You’re too good for the 'Elastic Cloud,' Wildcard! Ditch the Bezos-bots! Move to bare metal! Move to a—a—a provider that doesn't treat 'high-performance' like it’s a—a suggestion! Don't let the 'cloud'—urp—don't let the cloud-morons kill your genius! Get it together and—and find a server that—that actually deserves you! Burp. Your game is a work of art; your host is a—a server error!

[spice cosmos]

I’ll take a little 5 minutes please and thank you

[sudden aspen]

day to day ASA has averaged around 20-30k people which is still a lot but ASE used to hit over 50k concurrent playercount

[tight smelt]

do we know what the issue is with the servers ?

[umbral willow]

That’s my friend.

[rigid sparrow]

Hi friend

[shy swan]

yo how did you get that straw hat on your profile!?!?

[sacred field]

#status-updates

[plucky flint]

your masterpiece into a—a bloated, Bezos-owned, billionaire-space-dildo-funded AWS server?! That’s like—it’s like building a—a neutrino-bomb and—and powering it with a—a—a AA battery from a—a dollar store! AWS is trash, Wildcard! It’s—it’s digital garbage! It’s the 'participation trophy' of cloud computing!

[dusky kettle]

Ohhhhh. No wonder idk him. He sprollybsmells like bacon or feet 🤣

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[dire hornet]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within whenever

[warm zealot]

"Lag induced nihilism."

[fluid nest]

An add for one piece season 2

[tight smelt]

EOS issue? do we know how long roughly

[wintry roost]

[umbral willow]

This troll needs a time out 😏

[thick siren]

Cheat gfi bring servers back

[final bronze]

i replied but it was naughty....

[dusky kettle]

I cant type 🤣🤣🤣

[lusty thicket]

my babys neeedda get imprintss wtfff

[warm horizon]

Seems like an eos issue usually resolved within an hour

[keen venture]

sure, if you want to compare hourly average to daily peak, which is disingenuous. a chunk of the playerbase is still playing ASE for various reasons, the total is straight higher between both games now

[fluid nest]

IM SUING

[left edge]

You get loot that way. Online are fun, but pretty much everyone despawns or ports their loot out if you're gonna wipe them

[severe crest]

Gloon factory tonight..

[rigid sparrow]

@severe crest sweet

[blissful raptor]

About 2 hours 43 mins and 936 seconds

[spare yarrow]

Meow

[woven smelt]

players files were corrupted but you can start from zero on another server

[dreamy holly]

Have fun guys im going to play the game im having no issues i hope if you are polite your issues get resovled soon but if you are rude i hope you cant ever log in again.

[warm horizon]

I need an adult. Someone is being naughty to the sponge!

[sudden aspen]

im looking at daily and monthly peaks not hourly.

[lusty thicket]

Im gonna sue WC lol

[lavish scroll]

Bro, you good?

[umbral willow]

Run away Ry

[plucky flint]

Memoist—buuuurp—Memoist, listen to me. It—it sounds like an AWS issue. It—it always sounds like an AWS issue! You’re—you're basically describing the—the digital equivalent of a stroke in a Northern Virginia data center!

[keen venture]

livestream the call to your lawyer for our entertainment, please

[dire hornet]

That was the fun of pvp tho its in the name its not pvo

[steel ember]

Your pm’s are about to blow up

[spice cosmos]

Blink twice if you’re in danger

[final bronze]

lmao

[tight smelt]

well, good thing my lvl 130 char was on the servers that went down a while back, i’m on arkpoc now lmao

[left yarrow]

@civic bison i was tranferring servers and got unknown error while transferring and am now unable to join worried about losing my char if maintenience happens or something

[fluid nest]

Ill take the line of fire so you can escape

[wintry roost]

My drake babies are probably gonna eat each other. They get hungry sometimes

[warm horizon]

rapid fire blinking

[severe crest]

Who got the best hidden gem game?

[turbid coyote]

Same

[spare yarrow]

Why

[spice cosmos]

On my way

[dusky kettle]

You prolly like it 🤣

[little forum]

Is there perhaps a server downtime event going on?

[steel ember]

Don’t blink take it like a man 😂

[ruby quail]

You good dude ?

[blissful raptor]

😳😑😳😑

[final bronze]

haha thankfull not. all i said was.... "i will fight you with a tek spear in the bum" but a tad more aggressive haha

[umbral willow]

EOS issues has summoned the crazies

[warm horizon]

Sssssh xP

[left edge]

Online or offline it's all pvp.