general

[gaunt dawn]

Trailer is in the shop on Xbox just watched it

[upbeat galleon]

@civic bison can i take u on a date?

[spare yarrow]

Meow

[raven heart]

Another 30 minute delay I’m losing my will, good night, my fellow bobs

[mystic crystal]

🥰 👆 ❤️ 💯

[icy pagoda]

Dam this is a good 30mins

[leaden copper]

30 min on the black hole planet from interstellar

[vast gale]

Im gonna kill the first gloon i see

[still bloom]

And* we are

[fathom radish]

Meow!

[dire flint]

Tan desorganizados son? no puede preparar los releases a tiempo mucho antes del lanzamiento? por estar a las corridas les pasa esto

[fast crow]

☕ 🧇

[wicked zinc]

How much time for playstation

[unborn belfry]

Wow 4 delays in a row

[frank bison]

One hour later damn near

[muted reef]

dont you win ca every wipe on windows 10?\

[ancient epoch]

In my opinion when you say a time you stick to it

[outer onyx]

i like big black dih

[lean oak]

Sorry guys it was a typo, it's actually 30 hours not 30 mins 😛

[plucky rose]

'30 mins' BTW

[keen zinc]

🤨

[cerulean burrow]

delay for 30 min again ? ><

[barren lance]

drop the dang thing

[ocean sierra]

[full dirge]

3x for ps5 player

[rain portal]

meant to be out 15 mins ago brooo

[rugged fiber]

1 minute in wildcard office is one hour on earth

[spare yarrow]

No idea

[round briar]

holy the 30 minutes turns into an hour yet again

[spare yarrow]

I am also a PS player

[ornate jolt]

🤬

[kindred lantern]

we are being modest ofc

[floral olive]

@civic bison Xbox App on Windows aswell need to wait longer?

[feral mountain]

how many 30mins left?

[frigid scaffold]

Make me

[civic bison]

!mute 1368555116533383203 20m imagine weird console wars in 2025

[vague storm]

You dont say 😉

[merry terrace]

Case #55828 @shadow ibex has been muted for 20 minutes.

[pseudo yoke]

Ok I am going to go ahead now and complain about the restart after 10 minutes of playing!

[gusty ruin]

As always console players holding up progress.

[wispy quest]

Do you think by a few hours she means 2-3 or like 5-6 :0

[gritty lynx]

So anyway. I’m gonna play arc raiders I guess. If anybody wants to join, VenomOfSkadi#0890
I’ll be streaming here shortly.

[silent portal]

Guys why do I have 30 min cooldown timer here pls help

[cunning hill]

Drop the map already. PlayStation can catch up later

[iron pond]

Do we fr need to buy the lost colony expansion pass to play lost colony?

[still bloom]

Sooooooon

[serene gust]

[iron path]

teach me how to duggy while we wait lol

[arctic river]

Studio Wildcard be like... In AbOuT 3o MiNuTeS...

[burnt cipher]

@civic bison thank you, most of us actually went to bat for Xbox and PC when they got screwed over. Toxic ppl are just that toxic, and they come on all platforms.

[timid frost]

30 mins btw chat

[mystic heron]

oh no i dont have my game on time boo hoo

[umbral crater]

@spare yarrow sorry for your loss

[hard igloo]

bro 💀

[icy pawn]

Bruh why the spamming rules not count for this stupid gloon pictures

[wintry skiff]

It’s only 30 more minutes delay guys. In 30min read this message again.

[primal compass]

i think the ARK team has an issue with telling time

[proven zephyr]

i love coming here and seeing this whining just before going to work. thanks all.

[trail solstice]

Yes

[hollow flume]

Haven’t got a update yet

[wraith iron]

Go to sleep

[zinc bone]

Where is my 30 min

[haughty brook]

Why are Xbox players so mad y’all get to play it when it launches us PlayStation players gotta wait

[ruby fulcrum]

I'd say steam PC are most chill yea, but unfortunately the consoles got them beat at socializing in consoles apps with clubs and built in lfg, much easier to be friends with folks on consoles and lfg for games.

Modding community is best hands down pc

[polar seal]

ooo is it finaly out yet

[bold laurel]

Oh, hey, @civic bison!

[tawny scaffold]

@civic bison join my tribe bbg

[molten hinge]

I think she meant to say 3 hours

[fiery junco]

Mhhh 30mins. Not gonna happen

[warped panther]

bruh i bought it on my pc account the mooment i seen delay with ps to get more delys

[wicked tapir]

30 min turns into 6 hours

[uneven loom]

I think i understand why its called the LOST Colony now 🤔

[molten heart]

its "30 minutes" that means +/-29 = 59 total duh simple wildcard math

[spare yarrow]

No idea, I’m busy so it didn’t fuss me haha

[civic bison]

we're waiting for Xbox to pop

[tight plaza]

Release it on steam…. Isn’t it basically just ticking a box for it to go live….

[modern rapids]

Imagine mentir em 2025

[little badge]

@civic bison 30 minutes is up darling

[rugged kindle]

Spawned in naked, sun hittin’ the sand
Rock in my hand, gloon runnin’ the land
Beach bobs panic, dodos meet fate
I hear Dollie’s name and I rush the gate

Punchin’ trees, fiber stuck on my skin
Stone pick swingin’, Dollie gloon begin
Chat light up fast when the name get said
Whole server tense, yeah the gloon spread

[shy kite]

I haven’t had a broccoli cheddar hot pocket in a long time just sayin

[magic iris]

Lol 30mins

[ruby mica]

Oh my god! Nothing happened!

[remote gate]

Does this company know what 30 minutes is?

[velvet stump]

UPDATE JUST DROPPED

[spare stirrup]

wtf

[wet void]

guys calm down we are only 13hrs and counting from original release mentioned

[sweet zephyr]

Sherlock Holmes

[copper vault]

God forbid a girl want to gloon 😂 ❤️

[dusk osprey]

Playstation players go nap lol

[wary nova]

this company is worse than droog dealers with the '30 more mins"

[pallid forum]

They wanna talk about upholding rules and stuff when they keep lying on official announcements

[restive juniper]

Got update xbox

[spare yarrow]

Not my loss, I love my console

[molten anchor]

30 min means 2h in WC language

[uneven osprey]

@civic bison i love you

[flat monolith]

[charred elm]

@civic bison ETA

[narrow summit]

Where is it in xbox cause I keep refreshing my console lmao

[slate moat]

ver onu bizeeee

[steel trout]

Nothing yet.

[rancid cloak]

I migh be the 1st ones

[high adder]

Hello, I've been waiting here for 6 hours and still haven't been able to play^^

[untold cliff]

Ps players got extinction 2-3 days before xbox did

[uneven blade]

can i gloon with you ?

[pulsar hemlock]

but its always like that pc waiting for console all time

[night sigil]

😄

[hushed ridge]

i lfet my pc on all night to get the update and windows was sneaky and did its update! how dare it!

[zenith heath]

^ 50 minutes since the latest 30 min warning btw

[lofty phoenix]

We try lol

[fiery hatch]

what about steam??

[north pulsar]

I’m glad I didn’t stay up for the now drop.

[compact prawn]

How soon after the update will servers be up? @civic bison

[rapid iris]

Was it delayed again?

[misty fulcrum]

@civic bison ya se instalo conmigo la dollie 🥵

[zenith narwhal]

Nothing on Xbox yet

[violet steeple]

Me vale Xbox

[magic tangle]

@civic bison how long will it take to download the map with 1000 Mbit/s on steam?

[hybrid oyster]

@civic bison no update for xbox yet

[faint wing]

Can we wait for xbox and steam to pop

[wintry viper]

30 days

[pearl rapids]

[trim grove]

just say it is delayed, idiots

[heavy sun]

Update now‼️‼️

[proper trellis]

Please provide a Steam update...😢

[next tree]

is Steam waiting to launch until Xbox is out? I get trying to launch at the same time but some of us will need hours to download it in the first place as there's next to no compression on Steam and what really matters is when the servers go live is it not?

[zenith ivy]

how can you still not get this fix after all these years !

[raw mica]

@civic bison, do you currently have a timeframe for windows? or unsure still?

[frank latch]

Atleast Lord Soup of the orange cats is keeping me entertained xD

[tired knoll]

@civic bison oh for Xbox u wait but Not Playstation Aha ok

[split comet]

i cant anymore, im about to Gloon all over myself stop teasing

[cinder cedar]

i didnt pay on steam to wait for "xbox" release or refund what is this scam being run

[normal dawn]

@shrewd drum yes, they do have the right to cry I guess, but the reason to cry isn't justified. If emotions was a video game, some people choose level entitlement and meanness to 100 rather than to level paitence and grace. Every9ne is excited to jump in to Lost Colony, but we don't all act so obnoxious whilst waiting.

[foggy quartz]

30 min they say

[oak flax]

30 years

[remote hare]

@civic bison I think that the 🤡 emote should be on a timer for announcements. Once we are past the time given in the announcement, we can all then start using the 🤡 emote on the post. 😂

[steep ridge]

[hasty cloud]

Glewn

[pale kernel]

I glooned so hard to that

[dusty spire]

Now is 50 min left

[weak portal]

in 1 v 1 PvP, what dino u take open world?.

[pliant brook]

30 hrs left

[blissful summit]

Steam’s out?

[unkempt mist]

that message is for tomorrow guy , not today

[final ridge]

West coast minute/=new york minute

[quaint olive]

Is he 30 minutes in the same room with us?

[near jay]

30 lightyears

[limber widget]

its now a day later and i feel like ive aged 30 years, ive been promised the map 3 different times and its life sucking energy is draining me

[unborn vigil]

That’s fair

[cloud sage]

me Kapro and Megaraptor

[quiet mural]

For 30gb I need 5min

[naive helm]

should this be done like before you give an official launch date

[unreal quiver]

🅿️🅾️🅿️

[nova gorge]

Every update I come here for news, every update I read the messages and wonder why I'm still here...

[tired rain]

They are glooning at levels never seen before

[dense kraken]

FLICK THE GLOONING SWITCH!

[sick dock]

nice 30 minutes

[gray bluff]

That is how dlc normally works yes

[soft widget]

Hours 😭

[prisma elm]

why just rlease it for steam

[wintry pawn]

It’s 30 mins

[pliant garnet]

4:27 to 5:26 releaseing in 30 mins yall

[prisma grotto]

Shush

[quick portal]

I feel 30 min

[haughty cobalt]

30 minutes in america are very long

[olive shuttle]

dollie is that person who says there gonna be ready in 5 minutes and then your waiting an hour later but you still gotta love them 😂

[warm root]

It's not popped yet unfortunately

[near canopy]

He meant 30 days...

[open lichen]

👀

[robust lion]

Nothing here 😔

[surreal cloak]

its been 84 years...

[median shore]

not yet

[proven smelt]

Two,,,million,,,years,,,lay tor

[inland wren]

cant u release steam already?

[brittle moth]

[blissful summit]

Hm

[leaden moth]

Experience made me just woke up now and LC is still not here 🚽

[fierce tiger]

Ouais ça sort quand joe voulais écrire ça j ai juste pas la suite

[worn breach]

Just release steam if it’s ready 🙄

[tranquil cape]

its official they delayed it to 32nd december

[empty lodge]

I bought an Xbox so I can play with ps players

[clever barn]

@earnest vale j'ai des veines de remplacement si besoin

[drowsy lark]

pop?

[hexed hull]

@civic bison any eta for steam? it keeps getting delayed

[solemn marsh]

[frail sentinel]

can let steam player play first?

[civic bison]

[stark sand]

@civic bison how long should us ps players go nap for? Roughly

[mystic pelican]

Hours is wild. Some of yall need better internet

[meager prairie]

Close your eyes and make a wish

[odd current]

Why would PC players need to wait for XBOX? Like let us download

[mossy ice]

i don't know why is it so hard to understand that STEAM has to come before anything else, fuck those consoles

[delicate grail]

drop it on steam let us check out the map

[lime bolt]

Goes the weasel

[midnight swift]

Consoles always holding steam hostage 😭

[eternal axle]

Is lost colony free?

[merry lotus]

Can wildcard stop glooning and release the bloody map

[blissful cairn]

fuck wildcard

[covert pebble]

what a bunch of cry babies.

[brisk mauve]

[willow skiff]

make a wish to gandy

[high kite]

we dont see everyone speaking english here?

[wind citrus]

Yall ever tried wiping your tears with a Gloon? I haven't because it hasn't released yet 😕

[shy token]

Flog, no gooning to gloons pls

[still pasture]

30 min my hole

[zenith holly]

I blame Finnnn

[dry knot]

fort steam was coming out

[drifting arrow]

YO MOMMA

[brisk jacinth]

Is it out for xbox

[wispy barn]

I just wanted to throw my comment in here to see it climb up the elevator of crazy

[stone heath]

@civic bison what about veilwyns transfer, we need to put them on dino cloud or transfer as companions?

[hasty canopy]

@civic bison if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck need to chuck in order to get a simultaneous release across all platforms ?

[hearty valley]

ai

[orchid hearth]

why do we pc players have to wait for these console peasants -.-

[placid prism]

@civic bison Will there be OC servers dropping post PS certification?

[plush current]

ok i'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed its not out yet

[elfin hatch]

Let me play!

[quick orchid]

still nothing on xbox @civic bison

[sand vale]

Ark players are a damn selfish bunch, can't even wait for other to get it at the same time

[strong coral]

wait to launch servers when done update i think for alot of people go take alot so some can start download

[wintry copper]

goodnight dollie servers open when update drops?

[mystic vector]

@frail sentinel hiii

[royal copper]

@civic bison eta for steam?

[solid cobalt]

Is Windows seperate from gamepasss on a pc?

[timber verge]

My download page has been pretty blank for like 20 minutes now. I think your guys clocks a bit off

[viral sierra]

THIS IS 100% RAGE BAIT

[cloud narwhal]

Guys chill, rome wasn't built in a day, you will forget about the delays when you are playing the game

[dark vapor]

[finite raven]

TWITTER

[hearty wasp]

hey guys brb i gotta shit

[soft minnow]

"30"... 1H later

[void stirrup]

Hello Blockbeam101

[tough hinge]

hello

[iron yarrow]

I like turtles 🐢

[stray nexus]

@civic bison come on wtf is this

[crude gate]

@frail sentinel ❤️

[timid mural]

rex where is my sandwich

[marsh iris]

30 minutes btw guys! dont worry!

[stoic wadi]

i thing they mean 30.01.2026

[safe jolt]

@civic bison who’s better Rockwell or nerva ?

[unique mural]

We should probably just go to bed, those of us who have been staying up for this anyways. Rest of y'all, sorry you gotta be concious for the waiting I'll save some food for ya.

[viscid echo]

It's like eavesdropping on an argument in a Walmart 😂

[sleek kettle]

Hello Oofstingames

[hollow siren]

i cannot believe i got 45 mins of sleep just to likely miss the release cause i gotta do irl things soon lol

[spice vault]

Is it going to released on Xbox or what

[exotic steppe]

@civic bison You are pretty and want one pretty gf 😬

[acoustic venture]

Most hype after Gen 2, enjoy the moment, most pressure moments before you see it 🫶

[humble root]

i know you...

[icy crystal]

Y’all deadah glooning this map release

[grizzled stump]

@civic bison I have anxiety my queen, can you share the trailer with us?

[upbeat turret]

Eating every gloon I see... desmodus and the dragon are all I care about, maybe the raptor and low level ossidons for food and oxygen

[strong pike]

30mins my ass

[empty anvil]

The treatment PlayStation gets is a disgrace

[humble crane]

Good morning, everything is ready for the launch on the 20th on all platforms! 🇧🇷 @here

[brazen wing]

there is no update in Ba sing se

[grave breach]

Trailer ?????

[blissful gazelle]

Listen if you need someone to take you to the Gloon room give me like 1 day and I will make you a whole Gloon room just for you and me..... in game. XD God I am too tired for this. Welp time to play and make horrible mistakes, much like my choice of Glooning rooms and people.

[faint pier]

30min turned in to several hrs at this point

[rapid briar]

@civic bison pls go deeper

[burnt echo]

Sleep

[cursive raven]

the delay of the year goes to, clair obscurr expedition 33

[languid panther]

Guys its out

[chilly pasture]

@civic bison refund my lost colony

[frank anvil]

imagine all the sleep i could get if they just said the time they needed and not 2 hours = 5 and 30min = 1h +more i mean just say the 19 dec or 20 dec and do it right

[languid mountain]

Why do people think dollie is ark itself, Dollie is THE ark survival ascended ruler of all truly. Dollie releases the map when she says so yes, because that’s definitely logical. Dollie physically can’t know the exact time or it would’ve been up by now

[winter tulip]

@civic bison can you wood chuck me

[willow hinge]

hahahahaah

[rare flax]

are auto joining servers fixed ? cause we dont wanna play login simulator again 😛

[clear trellis]

Updates out

[cosmic charm]

ITSSZAA LIE!!!

[eager gust]

I've waited a whole day for ASA, something I never did even when going on dates with my girlfriend

[lyric merlin]

Mine Turtle "Hello!!!" *BOOM

[copper minnow]

Ion see it

[bronze sparrow]

just restarted steam, it works

[bitter gazelle]

"1 moreeeee Delay... Jackie!"
Seriously though that's on PlayStation I get it no rush here 😄🙂 it's out when it's out just happy for a new map and new content.

[quaint apex]

No update in bas sing see

[mossy tusk]

That’s a long 30 mins

[candid cape]

@civic bison u have the patience of a Saint I would have popped off at this chat hours ago

[rugged bloom]

the community is split in two rn
angry people
glooners
playstation people will gloon soon

[still bloom]

30 min = 300h

[warped olive]

The Colony is close....

I can smell it.

[frosty heron]

launch in 30 minutes, if you've passed 30 minutes, read this message again from that time and wait 30 minutes again

[spark raft]

nothing on xbox yet

[granite knoll]

Ban

[brave moth]

yo guys its up, playing right nwo playstation chumps

[thin vortex]

Just woke up

[midnight sinew]

Anything but the update

[fading dragon]

Dollie looks bad every time she says 30 min and becomes over 2 hours. Dont give a time say you dont know.

[lime abyss]

This chat is beyond off the wall lol

[smoky hornet]

I see ark is on sale on pc and on xbox why not ps5 OoO id like to grab it there too

[tame dock]

[rustic swift]

@civic bison Can't wait for the New trailer to drop

[prisma scarab]

Bruh the Gloon got us acting VILE BRUH

[glad elk]

Is it up for PC yet? Its my birthday 🙁

[novel ibex]

[valid kiln]

go my little glooners

[frozen atlas]

"30 minutes" - X - "15 mins" Bruh

[open coral]

Omg guys it’s our it’s 6767GB

[hoary minnow]

Can
We
Just
Get
The
Download
Already

[acoustic nacelle]

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[coarse rover]

@everyone i bit my fingers off by the amount of patiences ive lost.

[solid oxide]

It’s been over 30 minutes dawg 😭 when’s ts coming out

[azure maple]

Happy birthday 🎊

[violet hare]

For the weight of this world … is not yours alone

[alpine ridge]

Can people stop asking when it will be released and just wait until it releases

[pulsar zealot]

I think its Time I Write my Review for ark ascended and i wont be going light on it, Many companies have bucked up their act when their reviews tank

[sacred plaza]

IM GLOONING TO THIS

[rugged sentinel]

they do this literally every time just wait till you see vids on it

[quartz scroll]

@feral sail You ready to get your kingdom invaded?

[prisma dove]

🇸 🇳

[civic trout]

You all forget that 30 mins in wildcard time is like 1 month

[unborn gorge]

4 hours late so far

[pliant bay]

se gratte les veine @earnest vale

[grand otter]

Guys, it's timezones! 30 mins was where they are. It's 1,5 hours for the next timezone. 2,5 hours for the timezone after that and so on. Or it's dog years? Like every 1 minute is actually 7 minutes. Or dino years? Like 1 minutes i actually 65 million years.

[quiet wadi]

5 minuts = 50 minutes

[past jewel]

Xbox update out yet?

[obtuse idol]

Please let me play, or let me sleep. Lol

[frank magnet]

Where is MAJ

[sudden rivet]

gta 6 before LC?

[ocean wraith]

Well if Xbox players had to wait they'd be whining just as bad if not worse oh and to the ahole who said the trailer is up well it's not for me duh yeah be better if they would keep everyone up on what's happening instead of making us wait hours for updates

[pulsar hill]

Lets all gloon together

[ancient spindle]

😮‍💨 drank 5 monsters for nothing

[hazy kettle]

glooning until i lost colony

[merry rose]

How I get the update for my Xbox ?!

[undone remnant]

cut her some slack be glad she tells us anything at all. She ain't wc alone

[glacial oriole]

@everyone

[final wadi]

Im going Gloony toons

[lofty summit]

approx. 30 minutes in wildcard is 2 hours in normal people time

[sick cargo]

Please calm down. Spread some good vibes instead. We're all waiting for this and are excited. And remember: Be kind, and you too could experience a release delay next time

[frigid mist]

gta 6 is releasing in this 30mins too

[gleaming kiln]

Happy birthday!

[eternal matrix]

@civic bison what time is it for you and how tired are you at this point? 😂

[unreal pebble]

30 mins they said

[frail prism]

Like waiting for ya weed dealer this lol

[hexed coral]

It’s her job. Pretty sure she’s not allowed to lol

[wind quiver]

Day and night I wait forever for the new map

[shadow geyser]

@civic bison what’s the point of an update of 30 minutes just for it to be an hour later and nothing

[autumn raft]

Man my clock must be wrong cuz 30 minutes sure feels like an hour

[ruby elm]

gimmie

[shrewd drum]

For anyone who stayed up the full night? Hi, you must be new to ARK? every launch till now got delayed..

[full blade]

Haven't brought servers down or given in game notice yet. been almost an hour Wc math 30 mins = anyone's guess

[stark cargo]

We just waiting for Xbox players to report they have the update.

[barren bay]

Happy gloon day

[modern condor]

Ive glooned 3 times since the delays 8 pm pt yesterday

[grave lodge]

This is my first and last time spending any money here...

[frank sand]

Exactly what you said!

[urban cedar]

Manipulation

[rugged matrix]

Who up tryna play with their gloon rn?

[lyric sluice]

release it on steam and release the servers a bit later when xbox is out , not everyones pc is that fast

[silent palm]

Where it at

[peak dragon]

[scenic oak]

said 30 mins been 50

[manic beacon]

Dollie typing in announcements!!!

[violet condor]

30 min delay gonna come back real soon 💀

[spark geode]

@civic bison time estimated for PlayStation players please

[fierce anchor]

as long as the official maps are still online it wont get released. im still on my extinction server

[bitter belfry]

@civic bison its 9:30pm gurl lessssss gooooooo

[queen helm]

Gloonin SO hard rn

[dense latch]

@frail prism my dealer is a 10 minute man when moneys involved cant be slacking

[full marten]

@strong beacon

[vestal oasis]

@civic bison ？？？

[weary spear]

pay 2 win bro

[glossy moat]

It's a shame Ark 🤪 is a PC game, held back by the cheap consoles

[visual galleon]

30 minutes in the time chamber broo

[pearl arch]

this feels like an april fools joke

[halcyon cargo]

1h later....

[upper topaz]

liar

[dapper plank]

guys go sleeep

[serene scaffold]

30 minutes?

[ornate lion]

“30 minutes” an hour ago @civic bison

[calm lichen]

is there an update for steam yet?

[zinc mountain]

listen to dirty soda its comp trust

[storm kite]

Wanna start the two hour long download XD

[whole tendon]

This is silly

[oak bloom]

To be under the goon or under control of the gloon?

[half cedar]

@civic bison do you guys have eta on playstation cert

[rose plinth]

She won’t see this but @civic bison is my goth queen and I love her ❤️

[brisk cove]

count betwen 2 and 6 h thats a few from wildcard

[urban ether]

What is happening lol

[short nexus]

🤡

[hoary totem]

Everyone needs to stop with the whole gloon thing it's not amusing or entertaining, it's childish grow up guys. Also I'm pretty sure that they said 30 minutes to shut people up

[cosmic saddle]

Weren't steam and xbox united against ps now your throwing xbox under the bus for your release 😂 pc players ey

[final wharf]

gimme da GOOP

[coral spindle]

bro 1h ago they said 30min

[elfin swan]

dunno, you guys know how this is going everytime 😄 just be patient

[hoary iron]

just relax and smoke one, grab a snack or do whatever to chill its coming, believe in the gloon

[timid cloak]

they forgot the 0 behind 30 min suppossed to be 300min

[brittle karma]

You said 30 minutes, it turned out to be 1 hour. What kind of management is this?

[light bison]

@civic bison saludos desde España

[fossil lantern]

Well it was 'approximately 30 minutes' until release 53 minutes ago, sooooooo according to my calculations, it should drop in about 3 hours.

[soft cliff]

1h

[silver wasp]

Gaslighting @civic bison why what wrong we did to u bro we fucking paid right?

[minor owl]

Dollie is my Lost Queen ❤️

[hollow meteor]

Why wait for Xbox if we dont wait for ps

[faint root]

61+ 459922735 annoy my mate pls

[manic sable]

nividea dropped gpu update fyi

[still grove]

Say "30 more minutes" - ? - Profit (somehow)

[ruby rapids]

PlayStation players shafted again due to Sony dragging their feet.

[slender pasture]

Fresh new day and ready for update, So glad i just slept and didnt stay awake, finally a good launch for us EU guys xd

[terse pier]

About to goon myself into a Coma 😩

[opal chasm]

Lol normal ark stuff sooon guys

[eternal oyster]

@civic bison are u single baby girl?

[lilac scaffold]

savage world

[minor galleon]

맞짱뜨자

[bold narwhal]

i want glooning!

[glossy bridge]

Is glooning all we have left?

[civic bison]

kwergjdhfrlojewrh;ofliuhewr;ofguyherwfgfouyh playstation bbys i think i have good news for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[cloud marten]

maybe they meant three 30 minutes

[fluid pier]

Someone better turn on 30min slowmode again the commuinity is hungry 🩸

[neon wasp]

Where is the update ?

[fathom flume]

S
Y
B
A
U

[lavish sorrel]

Yay

[analog rune]

alright guy's while we wait everyone throw your key's in the bowl

[gritty beacon]

i got banned with no evidence im live on the tok iambigkuntry254 yall come spam me up get rid of battle eye

[hollow nymph]

No Trailer, No Update, All Lies. This is why you get the torch and pitchfork.

[knotty plover]

[tame quail]

🤡

[worthy cove]

Lol

[gentle sage]

Stop sniffing ppl

[neon ledge]

Is that a lost colony key? Imma go and tryyyyyy

[nova marlin]

Guys they meant 300 minutes

[manic timber]

My whole tribe asleep 💀

[sudden marlin]

"Updates in 30 min"

ie. We don't actually know but are throwing out a number to say we provided an update.

[earnest belfry]

"kwergjdhfrlojewrh;ofliuhewr;ofguyherwfgfouyh"... wise words. wise words

[spring spoke]

300000000 minitea

[timid pumice]

Approximately means exactly not sure if you knew that or not Wildcard. I'm assuming you didn't know that though

[distant quest]

But no update on the 30 mins that turned into an hour? Lol pathetic

[rose jetty]

How about the promised steam release?

[maiden lintel]

eh i just think the update should come out when ready for different consoles and then when 2 or more are out drop servers for the majority and then redrop for it when everyone has access

[cunning palm]

Hell yeah

[blissful flower]

🤣

[prime zodiac]

Good job you corrected it there 😅 too quick

[honest dome]

updat?

[burnt sundial]

why is there no updates or anything else or the non PS players bruh what is goin on

[marble pasture]

😍😍😍😍

[dusk shore]

Another Delay ?

[pliant thunder]

@civic bison when you guys launch make sure you disable admin commands

[chilly glade]

who wants some cheese with there wine

[broken tulip]

So many cry babies lmao

[glacial barn]

Just got girlfriend role in my discord let’s gooo

[harsh falcon]

lowkey made me horny

[polar spruce]

🤡

[proud flower]

[cinder idol]

Lost colony be lost indeed

[soft beacon]

She’s lost it guys she’s speaking gibberish

[wise brook]

Americans don't know how to count time.

[woven olive]

glooning it to the doed

[cold blade]

@grand topaz do ur job an drop the update

[fathom plinth]

They better not just relese 2 servers for small tribes like they did before

[alpine inlet]

cap

[wraith plinth]

dont gloon so close to me!

[quiet tartan]

key word "think"

[worn tendon]

it is 5:31 in the morning and I want to rip my hair out

[whole vortex]

.

[errant dome]

30 minutes? ❌
30 hours? ✔️

[wheat needle]

imagine having delays due to certifications in 2025, incompetents.

[hollow walrus]

Spotify= Buzzup

[sleek knot]

Ark Survival Delayed

[sullen violet]

These people jump in here for new maps and I swear it’s the most annoying chat I have ever seen. Yall complain about the smallest inconvenience like it hasn’t happened every map release.

[gentle moss]

I GOING TO SLEEP, THIS GAME ITS ASS

[grave walrus]

So its getting delayed until playstation gets it

[runic atlas]

No maps on stream yet

[cyan cedar]

this mean another delay until ps is ready?

[ripe monolith]

So feral

[fast sedge]

@civic bison mulheeeerrr dropa isso kengaaaaa

[muted crane]

this being a long 1/2 hours

[tough fable]

Gta 6 before lost colony?

[rose chasm]

Do you have good news for steam too since we're still waiting

[silk oriole]

@civic bison spit in my mouth please

[austere reef]

@civic bison you have good news for pc windows too?

[lofty leaf]

@civic bison where is the update it been an hour since u said

[toxic solstice]

Lost colony is verry LOST lol

[placid gate]

dollie i got a question do the new batch of servers will come out with a list before they launch or no?

[real terrace]

just send out the update so we can see the map

[warped copper]

Wen map

[coral sundial]

Update will release in 3 football matches

[warm hazel]

You’re not slick buddy

[gray cave]

i have steam but no steam update

[chilly sluice]

do we still need to pay for the map or is it included in the lost colony season pass?

[tidal lance]

real

[silver cloak]

screw xbox pc is superior and why it matter playstation aint getting it rn just release it XD bhahahahaha

[grave nimbus]

Okay. They are all listening now.

[inland jungle]

Good news = a +2h delay for all platforms so wipe is equal for everyone!

[shy cypress]

imagine being such a bootlicker

[compact hornet]

You all need to go to bed 😄

[fickle kraken]

Just started updating

[hollow arch]

Look like there going be pack full slot server soon rip to rest of players

[random kayak]

u mean gta 7 😉

[reef cloak]

lets see how many 30mins will pass for release 😄

[elder ivy]

Nigers

[stable shale]

Has it been 30 minutes yet :D ?

[crystal atlas]

How is there good news for playstation when yall cant even drop it for steam n xbox on the said time

[sleek shuttle]

Dam this rate ps getting first

[topaz belfry]

@civic bison if you don’t have a chonky husky update for me don’t get my hopes up.

[stoic laurel]

included

[meager owl]

So we’ve been waiting for psn instead of you dropping it for those that can have it

[heavy herald]

Gloon us

[sleek sable]

早くきてクレメンス

[pseudo hinge]

@civic bison 2x release or 1x?

[fathom gorge]

Mods?

[amber fog]

We dnt care abt ps bobs

[frank island]

who del the update

[tender ferry]

Yeah, and it was so much better then than waiting on consoles to make PC players wait. Bug testing was the least we could do.

[onyx leaf]

Just delete the game guys make em go bankrupt 🤣. Thatll teach em

[rare mango]

[unkempt rover]

@hexed coral

[keen moat]

@quiet heart crazy seeing you here

[silent storm]

we don't give a fuck release it for pc @civic bison

[stable hazel]

Gang

[summer horizon]

Adios chicos perdi. Me muero de sueño ojala alcansen a jugar

[karmic arch]

playstation players can’t have anything

[lunar sage]

can't believe I quit my job for this

[lapis pivot]

Hey, could you tell me what the maximum level for wild dinosaurs is on an official server?

[bright pendant]

release for pc so we can update servers : )

[errant briar]

The expansion is what you paid for.

[elder pond]

Go to bed

[remote smelt]

30 quadrillion years

[minor forum]

its in you do not need to pay more.

[torpid ocean]

Colon

[plush pivot]

500 tame limit reinstated right?

[timid ruin]

@civic bison can you please release the dlc? My wife’s water just broke and I’m trying to get some time in!

[jovial plaza]

Update is not updating

[blissful summit]

GOOD NEWS

[verbal dune]

What's wrong with some of u holy cringe

[rich oxide]

Lixoo

[blissful inlet]

Good news like in approximately 30 mins we will get update? Problem with lying no one believes it anymore

[tribal harness]

Funny looking 30 mjns

[signal swallow]

Just get the update out and delay servers until a reasonable time, it's hella late.

[quasi glacier]

[inland wagon]

holy bro calm yourself

[fast sandal]

screw playstation hurry up and drop it for xbox

[zenith remnant]

i will sale off both of my boys and donate the money if wildcard can release anything on time for this game

[daring jasper]

Never

[cold sphinx]

@fathom plinth Or else what ? I mean you can't do anything if they decide to do that 😭😔😭

[autumn sonnet]

Ur playstation will explode the second u download lost colony

[obsidian meteor]

Let dolly text

[slow perch]

LONGEST 30mins of my life!!!!

[mental briar]

What's the ps5 good news???

[icy bloom]

Glooning makes people gloon all over 🤣😂

[plucky trail]

Restarted numerous times and still no Xbox update.
It’s supposed to be there already right?

[spark sundial]

how good can the news be if its already been delayed by 6 hours ?

[zenith pine]

30min？

[regal peak]

@civic bison it was 30 mins 30 mis ago

[neon wave]

I went to bed hours ago, woke up and still no new map lol

[crude parcel]

@civic bison Hey I m Ling，please tell me when we can play lost colony，or just fucking wait at there.friend

[carmine wing]

[civic bison]

!ban 230960804717920259 7 get a grip

[stoic fossil]

Can't even read single chat

[pearl wasp]

Toothless is gay

[upbeat kraken]

@civic bison

[dreamy mason]

v

[merry terrace]

Case #55830 @tender grail has been banned.

[wraith dock]

@civic bisoni like how u said 30 mins and its now been an hour

[frozen sleet]

Call Ark Ascended 877-Drop Lost Colony Now

[summer hare]

why even make an announcment if we are gunna do this

[soft portal]

I wanna play right this second

[paper sun]

@civic bison post the patch notes so we can read while we wait...

[lost swift]

do you guys ever get tired of complaining?

[wooden trail]

calm down they missed a 0 its not 30 its 300

[olive adder]

This is eating away at my soul

[elfin smelt]

Whats the good news @civic bison Dmn you got me hyped

[marble pelican]

fkfkfkfkfk

[balmy cobalt]

WHEN IS THE UPDATEDDDD I DON"T WANNA WAIT NO MORE

[cedar knoll]

@civic bison what about steam? hahaha

[tame garden]

[tulip isle]

pc christmas sales

[fallen tendon]

Bro where is the update

[languid thicket]

whats the release time for colony now

[tropic bloom]

@civic bison Ill suck it!!

[wispy sparrow]

realise for pc is going to take 2 days to donwload

[eager lynx]

any glooners?

[acoustic wing]

crazy

[steady marsh]

im glooning

[limber tide]

Don't release for another 4 hours I'm still at work

[tired rapids]

is there good news for steam, im crying over here

[wicked hamlet]

look, i've gotta go teach high schoolers today.... for the love of all that his holy.... let me in.... i need something to bring me joy this morning

[supple tapir]

Can you please release the update soon? My son has cancer and we were gonna play it today

[cunning oxide]

geez people calm down you all messaging so fast cant read anything

[oblique heron]

#itscominglater

[frail oriole]

They lost the lost colony

[flint zodiac]

Hello

[sharp hill]

@civic bison could playstation people be more chill due to their lack of having to wait for hours before their release comes out?after being told by everyone it would come out at a set earlier time

[lunar moat]

It’s no longer in control of wildcard, gloon took over

[sly mortar]

yall remember when this was a noon release

[sharp sentinel]

release will be next year

[deft merlin]

🤦‍♂️

[oblique gust]

so funny

[pale basin]

Why shittalk dollie, shes just bringing the news shes not doing the update nor the map

[errant berry]

I vote Launch console seperate, let em be equals!

[trail peak]

30 min aprox (we still waiting around 1H)

[civic bison]

steam is fine lol

[gray steppe]

Im gonna gloon on you buddy

[empty ore]

Please say its actually happening soon

[formal ridge]

6-7 minutes

[sour lily]

Do you wanna build a snowman?!⛄

[finite hornet]

We glooning?

[steep jolt]

is the upd for steam out ? im not seeing it

[clever gull]

@civic bison talk to me sister hit me with that insider info

[tidal fable]

This is a loooooooooong 30 minutes lol

[willow iris]

love you

[bold wyvern]

[violet fiber]

Nobody will never stop complaining dude

[scarlet tundra]

At this point I just want it delayed another day. Try again at the original launch time lol

[hallow minnow]

People believe in shooting the messenger

[pine coyote]

So ps may have good news and somehow people still find the need to be rude

[nocturne wedge]

how long till we can download????

[drowsy gulch]

@civic bison can u stop fucking everyone over plz

[trim magnet]

Can’t be that good still waitinggggg

[tepid junco]

[wraith flower]

Nah you can be equal with us

[merry moon]

Guys I'm glooning so hard my glooner is about to

[snow tangle]

careful what you say here😭

[elfin flume]

Ngl i can t wait for em 100 days videos to drop. They are gonna be sick

[knotty current]

Whens Steam update ?

[woven sail]

This is causing me physical pain waiting

[plucky lantern]

Whatever time they tell you next time, tripple it before telling us, k?

[static torrent]

@civic bison you said good news for ps it it almost ready?

[willow creek]

1 hour is NOT 30 minutes btw'

[turbid pike]

💀

[lusty inlet]

Гандони

[eternal sage]

When trailer?

[warm saddle]

is the lost colony in the room with us ?

[hollow dune]

I'm glooning it rn

[muted reef]

30 minutes duh

[wicked ruin]

we are fine , just waiting past 6 hours 😄

[chrome meadow]

holy fuck said 30 min and its been a hour. about to be hour n half

[elfin grotto]

MY ARK HAS FINISHED

[full glacier]

You ever get so tired you trip into a secondary dimension and just float

[rich sky]

@civic bison massive respect mustve been a long night to get to this point

[atomic sinew]

go to bed

[red flax]

Furries hmu

[foggy wren]

I play on both Xbox and pc and I agree it’s always PlayStation that has problems and whines

[blazing cedar]

I got off work 7 hrs ago... have to go back to work in 3 hrs for a 13 hour shift and I stayed up for this map release for absolutely nothing. Wildcard sucks so bad at this. Any other game can release things when they say. Sorry... Im just annoyed

[tidal fossil]

Nov 25 > dec 16 > dec 18 12 pm > 8pm > 10:30pm > 1:37am (30 minutes) > 15 Minutes > Now

[unborn belfry]

I cant believe they literally make everyones wait for Playstation

[main slate]

With what planet time we work?

every 30 min is 5 hour here?

[hard igloo]

how many servers roughly coming with this first wave?

[hollow gorge]

mrrgamers favorite numbner is 24

[solemn falcon]

Is Lost Colony the friends we made along the way?

[leaden copper]

not gonna let u hit lil bro

[unborn monolith]

@civic bison you’re so goated🙏

[vast gale]

me and @quartz mirage gonna gang up on @solemn falcon

[novel pewter]

1

[sleek locust]

[odd token]

Haaaa thanks dollie

[elfin badger]

30x30 +8hrs

[thick furnace]

Watch the good news for ps players be that they won't be waiting alone xbox isn't dropping either

[open onyx]

Dollie texting. Another delay I guess

[median palm]

so gloonted

[spark swan]

So download isn’t out yet, right?

[lofty phoenix]

@civic bison What good news?

[native flame]

[crude sleet]

I want to play with my tribe they're all from PC so idc about new servers after some hours

[urban ridge]

when do you next go out fishing bossman

[silent vapor]

Do we know how much is left?

[thorny willow]

I've glooned too much
I've glooned too hard
IT HURTS
THE GLOONING HURTS

[burnt cipher]

Dont be tugging at my heart strings like that spill the beans girly

[pulsar hemlock]

and pc ... 🥺
u cheat on us

[whole falcon]

I'm sorry everyone always so mean to you @civic bison your just the messenger everyone so hostile but your a saint for what you do

[silent peak]

It isnt

[mellow finch]

playstation is downloading now! HA

[tough crypt]

g

[steel steppe]

buy a pc

[misty sleet]

useless

[ocean sierra]

Watching raasclark on YouTube while also watching everyone complain in discord while I patiently wait for my next ark map to launch thats gonna take hundreds of hours of my life away ❤️

[coral cypress]

Not how that works

[stuck root]

Xbox?

[dire verge]

IPDATE FOR PLAYSTATION

[normal yoke]

shes typing in announcements 😄

[sick mauve]

@civic bison hope for ps launch sooner then expected ? Fingers crossed 🤞

[violet steeple]

Lanzar el parche ya 6 horas esperando

[little badge]

@civic bison hour gone!

[mighty oxide]

glaze them harder u fruitcake

[molten hinge]

[untold island]

SHE'S TYPING

[hollow palm]

LMAOOO

[forest slate]

It’s crazy because it says PlayStation gets 2 waves of fresh wipe tries? I don’t remember them doing that for Xbox at all we got 1 pvp server and a goodluck

[magic iris]

Then they dont know why they are not doinf freat financially or considered one of the best studios. What idiots. Prob gonna get muted for spitting facts thats what the mmmmmericans do

[analog mirage]

Hi dollie! Will the second server drop include Asia servers?

[viral fog]

no fuera xbox por que les vale verga🥶

[hot forum]

I have entered the game and started to put the pillars..

[still bloom]

They feed off our pain and suffering

[round briar]

Nov 25 > dec 16 > dec 18 12 pm > 8pm > 10:30pm > 1:37am (30 minutes) > 15 Minutes > Now

[wary grove]

wasent 30 minutes 30 minutes ago?

[copper vault]

Gloon Gloon Gloon

Even brighter than the moon moon moon

🌙 ✨

[iron tiger]

@civic bison 100 GB 💀

[narrow summit]

My question is when are we gonna get more base game hairstyles cause I miss the ase ones badly

[dense rivet]

🙏 Praying

[summer plover]

Xbox’s gunna be crying ps drops in time 😂

[winged pike]

I can still run and buy a PC now, right?

[pure bay]

Any new for those of us in windows pc? 🥹

[vapid crag]

Dollie, why do you love torturing us?

[deft egret]

@civic bison it’s fine and all you guys are releasing new servers for us PlayStation players but can you guys at least wait until we download the update so the other players don’t immediately log in and pillar everything? Respectfully of course

[tight linden]

@civic bison why has not out

[hardy sage]

delay 5 incoming

[orchid wadi]

she typing!!!

[rich oriole]

I’m tired ash am I cooked?

[mental bough]

still waiting.....

[young venture]

Probably be a healthier community
if you just made like 20min updates even if it says we are working on it just for some communication lol

[steady perch]

It just dropped on Xbox !! 93 gigs

[magic tangle]

dollie is typing in #announcements

[fading tree]

I hae update ps5

[timid carbon]

Empresas Indie do Caraí 10 anos e nunca saiu nada na data

[wispy quest]

MOTHER don’t tease us 🫦

[upper bluff]

Mulher libera

[frank latch]

News?! GOOD NEWS?! Dollie please spoil us, my orange cat will be very happy

[proud wraith]

dollie is typing

[wind niche]

Update ps

[summer orbit]

Delay it more so these ppl feel worse pain. Bunch of impatient babies.

[still bloom]

daros prisa kño

[proper trellis]

I kept waiting and ended up failing. But you want me to wait again? Is that why you're always late? When exactly do you keep your promises? Are you just stringing me along? Later, they'll announce something like, “We've decided to open together with PlayStation~ in 3 hours~~” That's not what you're doing, right? Seriously, don't do this. I wasted 6 hours sitting in front of my computer...😢

[upper jolt]

remove john cena from the game so we can see it

[smoky lava]

@bigbammie

[wispy rain]

how large is the dlc file does anyone know

[candid ore]

why cant we at least download on steam already

[frail shoal]

No nobody really cares about ps

[stark sand]

Do i need to make a pot of coffee??? Whats the good news im readyy

[modern basin]

Update PlayStation 😍

[limber zinc]

Oh yeah give me that delay

[timid crown]

Go look in #announcements @civic bison was writing

[lime jackal]

#announcements message you have got to be kidding??? At this stage pay to get it fast tracked! Its not your users fault. Day off work today going out tonight, wanted to play.

Release date 18th delayed till 1500 gmt..... ok annoying
1500gmt...where is it?
Delayed till 0400 gmt 19th... ok I'll wait up...
2 minutes before...delayed 2 hours... ok I'll sleep.
Wake up delayed still oh and if your playstation...we dont care says wildcard.

[tardy pewter]

Praying for servers to open & good news for PlayStation ❤️

[quick flare]

@civic bison can u release it on steam so we can start downloading

[safe thicket]

Around 100GB

[civic jasper]

Oh yeah got the update on PS

[rustic scroll]

🤡

[buoyant acorn]

Im not done yet sry

[ripe sonnet]

When????

[hasty quest]

[mystic heron]

nobody cares about console

[proven smelt]

www dot I am sleep deprived AF I just wanna see the update downloading before I sleep is that too much to ask wildcard

[twin pendant]

93gb update

[gleaming musk]

Lmao

[plush gull]

❤️

[tacit crow]

Like they did for Xbox? lol probably not

[tender wind]

まだですか？

[midnight swift]

Nah, she's dating John Cena. I can't prove it though.

[frigid fable]

30min = 4hours...

[winter kindle]

@grand topaz good news for playstation u said and then u being queit again tf?

[hybrid oyster]

I knew they were waiting on playstation...

[atomic aspen]

Aue schreib schneller

[pliant garnet]

@civic bison are we now waiting for psn or what whats going on???

[exotic cloak]

It’s definitely not 30 mins… no matter who says what.. no In game ark server announcement has poped up on my screen.. and they always do before updates. So any one says 5 mins 15 mins 30 mins… their lying..

[ornate herald]

[orchid anchor]

Ps update live

[primal bolt]

Felix and kat are bums and failures c

[rustic helm]

1h since the fuking 30 minutes announcement

[runic crow]

Good news PlayStation ! You don’t have to worry about waiting any longer because we decided to cancel lost colony all together !

[jade fractal]

いいえ

[iron jetty]

HOLD

[tired knoll]

Playstation Update

[balmy wolf]

im trying to play ase but it freezes in the main menu after like 10 seconds, i uninstalled all mods, i have aquatica bought and downloaded, i dont want to switch to preaquatica cuz i dont have space to download ark again

[hearty cape]

Is this real life

[humble jasper]

go to sleep

[eternal axle]

Wheres she typing?

[wary lichen]

She said might so

[rustic sierra]

IS IT OUT???

[still charm]

she's typing in announcements rn how she supposed to type in 2 places at once? tf?

[wind citrus]

Anyone ever watch 2 gloons 1 cup?

[echo stratus]

Did Xbox update come out?

[pallid surge]

They stopped the push for Xbox and pc so PlayStation can launch too 😭

[winter forge]

[radiant wasp]

WHERE is SHE TYPING

[open geyser]

Dollie is typing in announcements.

[still bloom]

dollie is typing.......

[next tree]

hours is honestly an understatement. it's not uncommon to be stuck with a 16mbit/s contract that delivers even less and that would be about 14h and that's assuming no delays. and that's not even being cheap there just aren't any other options that are faster (satellite included). you can't just pay your way out of massive infrastructure problems

[vague blade]

Oi

[drowsy mountain]

Apursense alv

[tame forge]

Fried

[inland willow]

I can confirm it is out on playstation for sure

[copper minnow]

Play stations good news is everyone is going to get delayed 😞

[dusk osprey]

Update done whoopo

[covert pebble]

dollie is typing in announcements

[unreal quiver]

[iron path]

rude

[exotic steppe]

Crossplay has been the worst decision they've made; seriously, having to wait so long without an estimated time is inconvenient.

[short ridge]

yahhh

[spare spoke]

That was your first mistake buying the snail games slop

[proper geode]

It has been exactly an hour

[charred python]

sybau

[glacial jay]

Dollie is typing!!

[viral atlas]

Were

[grim flame]

Yup Its out

[quaint olive]

I am from the future! There is no lost colony. Take off your pants

[warped badger]

time zones

[narrow hollow]

@still charm do you hate me?

[rapid siren]

26 gig update on psn

[last adder]

It's out on playstation

[winter tulip]

Dolly I’ll blow your socks off with my 8 inches ik your goth I also listen to deftones

[tight plaza]

Wildcard is stalling for PS 💯

[marble lagoon]

2x

[oblique spruce]

@civic bison wheres my steam update gang

[runic thistle]

Update on ps

[tawdry flint]

I’m happy it’s not out yet been working hopefully comes when I get home😂

[sand shard]

30 mins👀

[clever cargo]

from 5 AM to 7:30 AM, than Plus 30 Mins, and another 15 mins. i cold sleep for longer time!!!!!

[hasty sedge]

so How can i send a clock to WC? @civic bison

[lucid leaf]

shes typing guys

[winged vector]

Hooooold

[silent socket]

die sollten mal die uhr lernen

[fallow flax]

this guy gets it

[sour ibex]

Dollie hau inne Tasten xD ❤️

[lapis sky]

Will wildcard ever make a drop on time

[brave moth]

gloon to this if you think Dollie is a a GLOONER CHUMP

[jaunty venture]

they Saod approximately 30 minutes 45 Mins later

[median wraith]

wtf lol

[empty lodge]

Just going to be a busted update to buy more time

[frosty lynx]

Im fucking crying holy hell!

[polar ledge]

Waiting for PlayStation to get certification so the rest of us suffer you muppets

[warped flax]

I woke up from my nap too soon, not yet ready to gloon ❤️

[scarlet swan]

Dollies cat was walking on the keyboard

[digital schooner]

Impossible

[violet sable]

@civic bison Can you guys let Steam start downloading ?
you can later wait for XBox or a bit more after to release the servers lol

[plucky ingot]

2 days delay again lmao

[marble falcon]

its okay guys delay incoming 😄 yall can go to work

[proud aurora]

When hell freezes over

[burnt echo]

@civic bison why lie

[vague lagoon]

Fasten your seatbelt guys, gloon is getting another delay xD

[hasty sigil]

30min?

[idle prairie]

Time to check

[prisma jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-working-on-route-sheets-gif-14163784

[dim needle]

@civic bison just drop a we good gang updates dropped 👍

[shell spade]

Helou I found friends for play in lost colony smalltribe crossplay

[wintry tulip]

@civic bison give me 2 secs ima go make coffee want one ?

[blissful fox]

Theres a update for ps

[frank meadow]

These sure have been a long 30 minutes

[languid mountain]

Do people think Dollie is ark itself

[stone zealot]

Maj ps5

[strong coral]

400people waiting

[finite river]

lol playstation has update out

[olive spear]

Morning

[ivory rose]

30 hours 30 days 30 years @civic bison you are pathetic

[formal coyote]

looks like it was waiting for me to wake up 😆

[hallow herald]

wow but dollie would it count i used to be a playstation 3+4 player but now im a steam player 😳 😭

[worn jacinth]

I thought everybody was trolling, but there is an update on PlayStation

[muted wasp]

This 30 minutes is the one

[rocky thunder]

I love gloon
You love gloon
We're a gloonin' family
With a great big gloon
And a gloon from me to you
Won't you say you love gloons too?

[cosmic jay]

Can't stop won't stop glooning!

[proven pasture]

@civic bison darlin.....hit ENTER

[vast wren]

Has to be

[civic trout]

Oooh i get it they meant 30 days min

[final ridge]

Welcome to the gloony bin

[dreamy hound]

We're on Wilcard time where 30 minutes is them as a thousand years and a thousand years is 30 minutes. It'll be somewhere in that window.

[placid dawn]

Where’s my update @civic bison

[long badge]

If u read this your a cowboy fan

[prisma jungle]

morning

[turbid herald]

i love to goon

[wicked zinc]

Ps5 the update its out

[blissful summit]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hy-hey-gif-8520159980767013609

[spring field]

@civic bison Are yall gonna wait for PS players to have time to download update before releasing servers?

[copper umbra]

@prisma jungle ready? 🙂

[pallid musk]

@civic bison fr how many gbs for steam ?

[rotund pecan]

Don't yall get it 30mins is 2-5 hours wildcard time

[odd current]

1 hour later Steam has not got the update yet any word on when we will get it @civic bison

[rustic parcel]

So why you say Xbox is ready but PlayStation is the one with the update

[clever scaffold]

So according to Sony if a developer is planning a major DLC that will add substantial features you should apply for certification 1 to 1.5 months before launch date. Yall wait till day of every time. Wildcard is not a serious company.

[compact jolt]

yall dont bite the hand that gives us updates

[ornate ether]

Little pig, little pig, let me in!!

[wet rapids]

I got update in psn

[brazen flare]

[faint wraith]

Morning folks

[lapis hare]

Morning @prisma jungle

[empty plaza]

Update on PlayStation 26gb

[ashen zinc]

master likes that

[pulsar zealot]

‼️I highly suggest people leave Reviews, They will make a difference ‼️

[static blade]

dollie just presses . and goes afk

[green isle]

I GOT THE UPDATE!!! i uninstalled than reinstalled the game ❤️

[burnt panther]

What time est is lost colony gets released it say 30 minutes

[fierce veldt]

This has to be ragebait they added a new reaction

[lunar charm]

Brasil brasil salve brasil

[prisma jungle]

i went to bed 🙂

[hoary minnow]

My Glenis Is about to Gloon all over Lost colony

[sour rampart]

Dollie drop it

[thin ingot]

Dollie write faster, ARE YOU WRITING A NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK or something?

[forest holly]

[red swift]

Just run save yourself

[barren gust]

FOR HIS WIFE @civic bison

[violet tree]

Has anyone got an update for Xbox pop up yet by chance? 🙂

[haughty brook]

25.962gb for PlayStation

[sick dock]

surely it doesnt take this long to type another delay message @civic bison

[hushed rock]

Let's go 25gbs lol op love yall @civic bison

[tranquil cape]

is anyone downloading/updating?

[vale isle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[opaque basalt]

dollie is typing

[safe jolt]

Your probably a egales fam girl

[muted nymph]

How after 10 years do yall still complain like this and crash out about this stuff. Like why bother playing if that’s all your going to do knowing full well how it’s been for 10 years

[prime notch]

@prisma jungle will save ussss!!!

[light terrace]

Lol

[tawdry mason]

Just woke up are we live yet lool

[undone remnant]

we rinto battle TOGETHERRRRRRRR AWYISS

[regal canyon]

@civic bison como pongas alguna excusa, te voy a hacer una oracion tan grande que no vas a poder ni respirar.

[molten anchor]

she's gonna announce in 30 min don't worry

[hearty dome]

There's no way after all this PlayStation got the update first... :/

[mystic dome]

dollie's cooking a new delay lmao

[cerulean burrow]

wait another 30 min again and again

[prime igloo]

100 GB download?

[pulsar hill]

what you saying fool

[brittle trellis]

PS GOT UPDATE

[half cedar]

It's out on ps5 yall we got it

[spark raft]

I see playstation is getting a update what about everyone else 😭

[finite raven]

Check Xbox just got it 13 gb

[upbeat fern]

gloon

[rapid aurora]

Fr haha

[high kite]

launch in 30 min after that 30min after 5min after 40min after 30min after 5 min after 30 min after that 30min after 5min after 40min after 30min after 5 min after 30 min after that 30min after 5min after 40min after 30min after 5 min after 30 min after that 30min after 5min after 40min after 30min after 5 min

[pulsar swallow]

26GB update on ps

[delicate badge]

25gb on ps5

[tacit sequoia]

dollie been typing for 10 mins lmao see you tomorrow

[loud atlas]

Update on Playstation is LIVE!

[twilit stone]

oh its out on pc wtf 100 gb update

[bronze ivy]

Ps got update woooo

[coarse rover]

And Just LIke That Playstation about to get it first.. All yall got PLayed !! 😭 🤣

[warm bane]

890GB??

[eternal dew]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-sleepy-pandas-tired-nap-time-baby-panda-gif-20711431

[grave lodge]

last time spending money here, this is unacceptable.

[frozen atlas]

held us hostage over the ps update then gives it too them first

[thorny bobcat]

How has PS gotten update before us bruv

[serene hemlock]

Yep ps update

[unkempt lion]

dolly is typing in announcements

[waxen iron]

Can someone ban Milsy

[storm crescent]

I cant believe ps has a 2tb update

[night sigil]

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

[peak dragon]

lol hamsti

[spiral cipher]

Still not out on steam im putting cuts in my wrist.

[dusty kindle]

PS5 Update out now